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#34: Fatty Xu visits a grave 【Sought collection to ask to hit to enjoy】


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The dawn morning, several people also prepare to do some again delicious. 要不是天亮的早,几个人还准备再做点好吃的呢。 However just before leaving time, Ox-Head unwilling Shun two bottles of sorghum liquor...... 不过临走的时候,牛头还是不甘心的顺走了两瓶二锅头…… Giggle! 咯咯咯! With the cry of big cockerel, the day got up unspecifically fish-belly white, Fatty Xu looks that wipes the bright, cried...... 随着大公鸡的叫声,天空泛起了鱼肚白,徐胖子看着那一抹亮光,哭了…… Waits for the sky to be greatly bright, the sunlight falls, Fatty Xu opens the door, has a look at behind the gate. 等天空大亮,阳光落下的时候,徐胖子推开门,看看自家门后面。 Little Xu, Grandpa Yu came to see you. You do not come out, the grandfathers and several friends were hungry.” 小徐啊,余爷爷来看你了。你不出来,爷爷和几个朋友饿了。” From the beginning Fatty Xu did not have look yes what's the matter, when he sees kitchen that after the scene of scene of accident, direct two one black, fainted. 一开始徐胖子还没看明白怎么回事,等他看到厨房那跟车祸现场的场景后,直接两眼一黑,晕死了过去。 have eaten and drunk to one's heart's content, Yu Huifei could not fall asleep...... 酒足饭饱,余会非也睡不着了…… Early got up, to autumn wind that in the direction labored breathing two mountains of mountain is blowing, one breath directly cool to heart- comfortable! 早早的起来了,对着大山的方向用力呼吸两口山里吹出来的秋风,一口气直接凉爽到了心底-舒坦! Yu Huifei opens the front door, is preparing to go out to take a walk, exposes to the sun morning sun, tries one's luck, can look see several getting up early beautiful women raise the beautiful time...... 余会非推开大门,正准备出去遛个弯,晒晒朝阳,碰碰运气,看看能不能看到几个早起的美女养养眼的时候…… The front door opens, a person took advantage of opportunity to lie down. 大门一开,一个人就顺势躺了进来。 Frightened Yu Huifei to jump, simultaneously frightened also had to complete to eat to support, could not fall asleep, Ox-Head that came out to take a walk! 吓了余会非一跳,同时吓到的还有做完吃撑了,睡不着,出来遛弯的牛头 This goods saw some people came, turns around to run, after closed the front gate. 这货一看到有人进来了,转身就跑,哐当一声就把后院门关上了。 Although Ox-Head in front of them had once beamed with joy in Brother Ping, but was compelled to have no other choice at that time, Ox-Head did not come out, Yu Huifei must make into the Ninth Floor third animal is Daoist Immortal pig-head great immortal! 虽然牛头曾经在平哥他们面前露过脸,但是当时是逼不得已,牛头不出来,余会非就要被打成九楼第三个动物系神仙-猪头大仙了! Now some choices, naturally can avoid avoid. 现在有的选择,自然是能避开就避开了。 Can they say as for Brother Ping, the people do not consider. 至于平哥他们会不会说出去,众人已经不考虑了。 In fact, the words that one group of bludgers have not spoken, really lack the credibility. Moreover, as the bludger, Brother Ping blindly believed in, no matter Ox-Head is really false, he has not planned to say to the outside. 事实上,一群没品的混混说的话,实在缺乏公信力。而且,作为混混,平哥十分迷信,不管牛头是真是假,他都没打算对外说。 If, said is equal to courting disaster. 如果是真的,说了等于惹祸。 If false, said uselessly. 如果是假的,说了也没用。 The most important thing is, this matter, he with some Ning Xinqi attitudes. 最重要的是,这种事,他是本着宁信其有的态度。 As for final that little thief, returns absent-minded now, the god god talked on endlessly, without was delivered the mental disorder institute to go to be good. Who can believe his words not to mention...... 至于最后的那个小贼,现在还精神恍惚呢,神神叨叨的,没被送精神病院去就不错了。更别提谁会信他的话了…… Therefore, even if to today, in Xiulin Village still no one knew in the Yu Huifei family/home to have Ox-Head Horse-Face, Black and White Impermanence, the hell Judge matter. 所以,哪怕到了今天,秀林村中依然没人知道余会非家里有牛头马面,黑白无常,地府判官的事情。 Returns to the proper topic, some people took advantage of opportunity by, Yu Huifei was sideways, made way the opposite party. 言归正传,有人顺势靠了进来,余会非一个侧身,让开了对方。 Opposite party sitting on the ground, turned head, with Yu Huifei to. 对方一屁股的坐在了地上,一扭头,和余会非对上了。 This looked, Yu Huifei was happy. 这一看,余会非乐了。 Comes the person unexpectedly is Fatty Xu! 来人竟然是徐胖子 Sees only this fellow left hand one pile of child paper money, right hand one pile of child silver pieces, giving extra, two bottles of Maotai! 只见这家伙左手一摞子纸钱,右手一摞子元宝,外带着,还有两瓶茅台! Looks at that Maotai's obsolete packing, Yu Huifei knows, this should be the aging, this old boy was puts out to press the bottom the nice wine! 看着那茅台老旧的包装,余会非知道,这应该是陈酿了,这老小子是拿出压箱底的好酒了! Simultaneously in the heart whispered: How yesterday evening not to have found...... is a pity.” 同时心中嘀咕:“昨天晚上咋没找到呢……可惜了。” Yu Huifei surprised say/way: Fatty Xu, are you?” 余会非惊讶的道:“徐胖子,你这是?” Fatty Xu sees Yu Huifei, immediately says with a smile: „ Little Yu, this does not remember your grandfather to walk haven't I expressed? Yeah, you said that your grandfather walks quiet, does not buy. I think yesterday your grandfather, could not sleep, therefore bought a thing to come to see him. 徐胖子一看到余会非,立刻笑道:“小鱼啊,这不是想起你爷爷走的时候我还没表示过么?哎,你说说,你爷爷走的悄无声息的,也不置办一下。我昨天想你爷爷了,睡不着觉,所以买点东西来看看他老人家。 That, do you give me to bring to guide? ” 那个,你给我带带路呗?” Yu Huifei smiles looks at Fatty Xu, he is very intelligent, guessed correctly all of a sudden why Fatty Xu came. 余会非笑眯眯的看着徐胖子,他很聪明,一下子就猜到了徐胖子为什么来了。 This was frightened by the White Impermanence those words. 这是被白无常那句话吓到了。 Yu Huifei did not speak, on smiling looks at Fatty Xu. 余会非也不说话,就笑眯眯的看着徐胖子 Fatty Xu face one red, put down before and silver piece, gave a oneself palm of the hand saying: „ I am not a person, my bastard. My pit your vegetable/dish, but also thinks that the pit is long-time...... 徐胖子老脸一红,放下之前和元宝,给了自己一巴掌道:“我不是人,我混蛋。我坑你菜,还想坑长久的…… I also find the person to hit poor evaluation to your shop, pastes the big-character poster to be black everywhere you. 我还找人给你的店铺打差评,四处贴大字报黑你。 My bastard, I am not a thing...... ” 我混蛋,我不是个东西……” Speaking of behind, Fatty Xu kneels suddenly, holds the thigh of Yu Huifei saying: Boss Yu, asked you, told your grandfather, let off me...... my three days not to have a good sleep to think!” 说到后面,徐胖子忽然跪下来,抱着余会非的大腿道:“余老板,求求你了,跟你爷爷说说吧,放过我吧……我都三天没睡好觉啦!” Hears here, Yu Huifei is also speechless, he wants to retaliate this sinister fellow. 听到这里,余会非也是一阵无语,他只是想报复一下这个阴险的家伙。 Has not thought, frightened this to Fatty Xu unexpectedly. 只是万万没想到,竟然给徐胖子吓成这样了。 No matter how said, Fatty Xu is an elder, this kneels Yu Huifei unable to receive, hurries to avoid, scratches the tip of the nose, hands over a flue: Do not be excited, smokes, slowly said.” 不管怎么说,徐胖子算是长辈,这一跪余会非不能受着,赶紧躲开,擦擦鼻头,递过去一根烟道:“别激动,抽根烟,慢慢说。” Fatty Xu looks at the present smoke, wiped the nasal mucus and tears, after igniting, two people sit in the entrance abreast in row, smoked the smoke. 徐胖子看着眼前的烟,擦了擦鼻涕和眼泪,点着了后,两人就并排坐在大门口,抽起了烟。 Fatty Xu said: Boss Yu, I do not do right by you......” 徐胖子道:“余老板,我对不住你……” Yu Huifei patted his shoulder saying: Good passed.” 余会非拍了拍他肩膀道:“行了都过去了。” That, I want to give Old Master Yu to burn incense, do you look?” Fatty Xu probes is asking Yu Huifei. “那个,我想去给余老爷子上柱香,您看?”徐胖子试探着问余会非 Yu Huifei thinks, oneself not take a good look Grandpa oneself grave mound, therefore the nod said: And other meetings, I buy a paper money, we go together.” 余会非想想,自己也没怎么好好看看自己爷爷的坟头呢,于是点头道:“等会,我去买点纸钱,咱们一起去。” Although Yu Huifei no money, but several dollars have, bought some paper money to bring Fatty Xu, entered the front courtyard, since the side gate left, entered the graveyard. 余会非虽然没啥钱了,但是几块钱还是有的,买了些纸钱带着徐胖子,进了前院,从侧门出,入了墓园。 The graveyard is the standard public cemetery facility, grave mounds by, but is not crowded. 墓园是标准的公墓设施,一座座坟头挨着,但是并不拥挤。 The key point is, this graveyard under the devoted attendance of Old Master Yu, almost does not have the weed, very clean. So many years passed by, these tombstones also with new...... 重点是,这墓园子在余老爷子的悉心照顾下,几乎没有杂草,十分的干净。这么多年过去了,那些墓碑都还跟新的似的…… Yu Huifei this is the first time that a period of time entered the graveyard, the two days matter were too many, stirs about he does not have here the energy attention. 余会非这是最近一段时间第一次进入墓园,这两天的事情太多了,搅合的他没精力注意这边。 As for his grandfather, he saw Black and White Impermanence, knows that grandfather all were very good, did not care about the grave mound. 至于他爷爷,他都见到黑白无常了,知道爷爷一切都很好,也就不在意去不去坟头了。 Is pondering over money-making of actually, later waits for Black and White Impermanence to walk, making two people give the old gentleman many belt/bring cash and local product goes back. 倒是琢磨着赚了钱,以后等黑白无常走的时候,让两人给老爷子多带点现金和土特产回去。 Before bringing Fatty Xu was arriving at grandfather's grave, two people respectful burning incense, on the liquor, the high quality meat, sets off the firecrackers, finally after burning the paper money and gold coins of several big bundles, this finished. 带着徐胖子来到了爷爷的墓前,两人恭敬的上香,上酒,上肉,放鞭炮,最后烧了几大捆子的纸钱和金元宝后,这才结束了。 Packed off Fatty Xu, Yu Huifei sharply had not been going back to sleep. 送走了徐胖子,余会非没有急着回去睡觉。 But went to the graveyard again child, sits before the Old Master Yu grave, during watches the Old Master Yu picture, Yu Huifei is lost in thought. 而是再次来到了墓园子里,坐在余老爷子的坟前,看着余老爷子的照片,余会非陷入了沉思当中。 For these days, the happened matter were too many, the head of made Yu Huifei has been very big, randomly, has almost not sat to ponder anything very much carefully. 这几天,发生的事情太多了,弄的余会非的脑袋一直很大,很乱,几乎没有坐下来仔细思考过什么事情。 This time, goes to the graveyard with Fatty Xu, during looks in the graveyard the clean appearance, Yu Huifei is lost in thought. 这一次,跟着徐胖子来到墓园,看着墓园里干净的样子,余会非陷入了沉思当中。 In the mind recalled initially with the grandfather some passing. 脑海中不禁回忆起了当初和爷爷的一些过往。 In fact, Grandpa Yu is not an ordinary old man, he compared to the ordinary old man, simply is a funny guy! 事实上,余爷爷并非一个普通老头,他相对于普通老头来说,简直就是一个活宝! Visits him for pit Yu Huifei, once for a while finds the rare and beautiful flowers excuse, tricks Yu Huifei. 为了坑余会非过来看他,时不时的找点奇葩理由,忽悠余会非 The previous time, the old gentleman gives Yu Huifei to telephone, said that the oneself serious illness must hang, making him come back to look that he most has one. 上一次,老爷子就给余会非打电话,说自己重病要挂了,让他回来看他最有一眼。 Yu Huifei came back hurriedly, finally saw, this old man really lies on the bed is infusing, the appearance of suffocation, looked Yu Huifei that called one to love dearly. Cried at the scene...... 余会非风风火火的回来了,结果就看到,这这老头真的躺在床上在输液呢,奄奄一息的样子,看的余会非那叫一个心疼啊。当场嗷的一声就哭了出来…… Then...... 然后…… ps: Two weeks, changed the condition finally, are not easy, asked to hit to enjoy! ps:两周了,终于改状态了,太不容易了,求打赏啊! ps: Thank Tang Zhang The hegemon enjoys, this...... in addition puts the on the shelf. The on the shelf, 200,000 characters erupted one chapter of long chapter additionally again. ps:感谢【唐张氏】的盟主赏,这个……加更放到上架吧。上架了,20万字额外再爆发一章长章。
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