Fatty Xu is angry very much, because before bought the Yu Huifei two bag good vegetables/dishes. 徐胖子很生气,之前因为买了余会非两袋子好菜。 That night the diners said delicious, and is shouting the next day. He was also calculating at that time, the low price enters the vegetable/dish from Yu Huifei that fool hand, makes a wealth. 当天晚上食客们都说好吃,并且嚷嚷着第二天还来。他当时还盘算着,低价从余会非那傻子手里进菜,发一笔财呢。 Finally next day, Yu Huifei complies with the good vegetable/dish actually not to deliver, harmed he waited for a long time, almost did not have the greens available. 结果第二天,余会非答应好的菜却不送了,害的他干等了许久,差点没生菜可用。 The senior customer visits to mention by name to want that greens, he promised yesterday has certainly, today has no alternative but to put out the thing. 老客户登门点名要那生菜,他昨天许诺一定有,今天就不能不拿出东西来。 Only can brace oneself goes to the market to buy temporarily seemed like the quite good greens to come back to deal with, finally was eaten to eat by others. 只能硬着头皮临时去市场买了一些看起来比较好的生菜回来应付,结果还是被人家一吃就吃出来了。 Immediately shut out by various types, said that he sells the false vegetable/dish, including was making him a while. 顿时被各种嫌弃,都说他卖假菜,连着闹了他好一阵子。 The business not only does not have prosperous, instead some types were soon cool the feeling, can he not be mad? 生意不但没红火,反而有种快要凉了的感觉,他能不气么？ This is Fatty Xu, he never considered that the oneself black Yu Huifei matter, only considers the own success and failure. 这就是徐胖子,他从来不考虑自己黑余会非的事情,只考虑自己的得失。 Is chatting and penting up anger in Fatty Xu. 就在徐胖子聊着天、生着闷气呢。 Suddenly! 忽然！ Dá...... 哒啦啦…… The sound that a marble falls to the ground conveys from the building. 一阵弹珠落地的声音从楼上传来。 In the room transmits the marble to fall on the sound of ground, dá...... 屋子上传来弹珠落在地上的声音,哒啦啦…… Fatty Xu was almost the conditioned reflex general, took a seat fiercely, on the forehead brushed all was the cold sweat! 徐胖子几乎是条件反射一般,猛的就坐了起来,脑门上刷的全是冷汗！ Night Xiulin Village, absolutely silence reigns, particularly to this late autumn season, an outside cricket called not to have. 深夜的秀林村,绝对是万籁俱寂,尤其是到了这深秋时节,外面连个蛐蛐叫都没有。 But Fatty Xu is only then he alone, two buildings his oneself is few. Generally piles up the thing to use...... 而徐胖子家更是只有他一个人,二楼他自己都很少去。一般都是堆放东西用的…… Now two buildings hear the marble sound suddenly, this was too strange! 如今二楼突然传来弹珠声,这就太诡异了！ „Is the cat?” Fatty Xu consoles oneself, but only his oneself is clear, let alone their family/home does not have the cat, even if there is a cat, that cat does not have the marble! “难道是猫？”徐胖子自我安慰,但是只有他自己清楚,别说他们家没有猫,就算有猫,那猫也没弹珠啊！ That thing is the thing that he played in childhood, now rural child few, play the marble not to mention! Now sales store no selling. 那玩意是他小时候玩的东西,现在农村孩子都没几个,更别提玩弹珠的了！现在小卖部都没的卖了。 Thinks of this, on his forehead the cold sweat are getting more and more...... 想到此,他脑门上冷汗越来越多…… Fatty Xu could not fall asleep, hurries to turn on the lamp. 徐胖子睡不着了,赶紧把灯打开。 The lamp starts, his mind was more stable. 灯一开,他心神安定多了。 In the building, White Impermanence, took pebble of plump to wait for a meeting, threw the ground. 楼上,白无常,拿着一个圆滚滚的石子等了一会,又丢到了地上。 Dá...... 哒啦啦…… Fatty Xu shakes, the palm all was the perspiration, the cell phone a little cannot grasp. 徐胖子手一抖,手心全是汗,手机都有点拿不住了。 „Who? Who in building?” Fatty Xu shouted. “谁？谁在楼上？”徐胖子大喊。 What a pity in the building also no one responded, all were silent, deathly stillness enabled Fatty Xu as if to hear own heartbeat. 可惜楼上也没人回应,一切都寂静无声,死寂的让徐胖子仿佛能听到自己的心跳声似的。 Fatty Xu cautious is stepping on the staircase, turns on the lamp, looks at the brilliantly illuminated two buildings, his heart relaxed slightly. 徐胖子小心翼翼的踩着楼梯,一路打开灯,看着灯火通明的二楼,他的心略微放松了一些。 Goes upstairs, Fatty Xu a gate that shoves open a room, turns on the lamp suddenly! 上了楼,徐胖子一把推开一个房间的门,猛然打开灯！ In room completely empty, radically no one! 屋子里空空如也,根本没人！ „Hū...... is really oneself frightens oneself.” Fatty Xu is whispering. “呼……果然是自己吓唬自己。”徐胖子嘀咕着。 Fatty Xu is just about to turn around, suddenly saw that oneself on window is standing behind a person! 徐胖子正要转身,忽然看到窗户上的自己身后站着一个人！ That person of white clothing white cap, the tongue is extremely long, above also braves the steam! 那人白衣白帽,舌头极长,上面还冒着热气呢！ That flash, the Fatty Xu scalp as if blasted out, the whole body stiff...... called, turns around suddenly! 那一瞬间,徐胖子头皮仿佛都炸开了,浑身僵硬……不过还是嗷的一声叫了出来,猛然转身！ Almost is simultaneously, the lamp extinguished! 几乎是同时,灯灭了！ His anything could not see. 他什么都看不到了。 „Help!” “救命啊！” A sad and shrill miserable howling sound, Fatty Xu tumbles went into downstairs, turned on the lamp. 一声凄厉的惨嚎声,徐胖子连滚带爬的跑到了楼下,打开了灯。 Again then, in the staircase where has what person? 再回头,楼梯上哪有什么人啊？ In the building Black and White Impermanence looks at each other one, claps gently , indicating perfect of coordination! 楼上黑白无常对视一眼,轻轻击掌,表示配合的完美！ Although two people did not have magic power, but as Yin God, their skill agile degrees, and pliable but hard to break degree, with the skills of various avoidance person lines of sight, at all is not the average person can imagine. 两人虽然没了法力,但是作为阴神,他们的身手敏捷程度,以及柔韧程度,和各种躲避人视线的技巧,根本不是普通人能够想象的。 speaking frankly, White Impermanence actually had not just hidden, he can always stand in the Fatty Xu line of sight blind spot, making Fatty Xu unable to see him. 说白了,刚刚白无常其实并没有躲起来,他就是总能站在徐胖子的视线盲区里,让徐胖子看不到他。 Black Impermanence depends oneself to be short, this goods have not hidden from the start, squats under Fatty Xu, and in the Fatty Xu instance then, stands to turn off a light. 黑无常仗着自己个子矮,这货压根没怎么躲,就蹲在徐胖子下面呢,并且在徐胖子回头的瞬间,站起来关了灯。 Now Fatty Xu hides in the room, trembling is holding the cell phone, has the weeping voice warning. 现在徐胖子躲在屋子里,瑟瑟发抖的抱着手机,带着哭腔报警呢。 „110? I...... I you told that I met...... do not make the telephone call cleverly, I have not lain! Do not hang......” “110么？我……我跟你说啊,我遇到鬼了……别挂电话,我没撒谎！你别挂啊……” Did to opposite hangs. 奈何对面还是挂了。 Fatty Xu cried at the scene. 徐胖子当场就哭了。 Sees here, White Impermanence shakes the head saying: „This too did not pass through frightened, I have not resorted to other methods.” 看到这里,白无常摇头道:“这也太不经吓了,我还没动用其他手段呢。” Black Impermanence said: „Can no longer play the meeting?” 黑无常道:“要不再玩会？” „Ok, frightens again, easy mental aberration.” White Impermanence said. “算了吧,再吓唬,容易精神失常。”白无常道。 However walked, is not quite good. 不过就这么走了,也不太好。 Therefore White Impermanence touches the chin, grins to say with a smile: „Had!” 于是白无常摸了摸下巴,咧嘴笑道:“有了！” White Impermanence looked for a building a fire with stick, in front of this stick is the pot bottom ash, black Qi black. 白无常找了一根烧火用的棍子,这棍子前面全是锅底灰,乌漆嘛黑的。 He inscribed one line of large characters in Room Fatty Xu gate. 他在徐胖子门上写上了一行大字。 Giggle-! 咯咯咯-！ A cry of big cockerel resounds. 一声大公鸡的叫声响起。 Fatty Xu is staring an eye that covers entirely the red blood threads, cried happily. 徐胖子瞪着一双布满红血丝的眼睛,开心的哭了。 Dozens years, he first time cry that feels the big cockerel is so delightful, the sound of score bill is of pleasant to hear! 几十年了,他第一次觉得大公鸡的叫声这么悦耳,比数钞票的声音还好听！ As the first wisp of sunlight photo enters in the room, Fatty Xu is emboldening to open the door. 随着第一缕阳光照进屋子里,徐胖子壮着胆子打开了房门。 Saw that outside anyone does not have, does not have the sound, immediately relaxes. 看到外面什么人也没有,也没动静,顿时松了口气。 Then must take the cell phone, finally saw one line of large characters in gate. 回头要去拿手机,结果就看到了门上的一行大字。 „Your Grandpa Yu came to see you, the child, do not fear!” “你余爷爷来看你了,孩子,别怕！” After looking, Fatty Xu cried, this can motherfucking not fear? 看完之后,徐胖子哭了,这TM能不怕么？ Cries to cry, Fatty Xu taps the head: „ It is not right, ghost who in this world where comes, definitely is Yu Huifei that brat plays tricks! damn it, what you play to be cloudy with me is? I died to knock with you! 哭着哭着,徐胖子一拍脑袋:“不对,这世上哪来的鬼啊,肯定是余会非那兔崽子装神弄鬼！奶奶的,你跟我玩阴的是把？我就跟你死磕上了！ Today you dare to come again, I kill your grandson! ” 今天你再敢来,我打死你个孙子！” Fatty Xu is also a ruthless person, is very intelligent, immediately possibly thinks many. 徐胖子也是个狠人,也很聪明,立刻想到了许多可能。 As Xiulin Village famous cheapskate, he in line with was rather frightened half dead again, cannot admit defeat on own initiative. Before has not clarified the situation, braces oneself must die to knock! 作为秀林村有名的铁公鸡,他是本着宁可再被吓个半死,也不能主动服软。没有弄清楚情况之前,硬着头皮也要死磕到底！ When Yu Huifei continuously Black and White Impermanence comes back, after listening to two people to say the Fatty Xu bitter experience . 余会非一直等到黑白无常回来,听两人说了徐胖子的遭遇后。 Yu Huifei meaningful say/way: „Aiya...... he cannot have a good sleep to think, I feel relieved.” 余会非意味深长的道:“哎呀……他睡不好觉,我就放心啦。” Then, Yu Huifei went back to sleep, this in the evening, he rested incomparable fragrant. 说完,余会非回去睡觉去了,这一晚上,他睡的无比香甜。 Next day, Yu Huifei refreshing went out, breathes fresh air that in the mountain is blowing, looks at the deep blue sky, the mood especially good. 第二天,余会非神清气爽的出门了,呼吸着大山里吹出来的新鲜空气,看着湛蓝的天空,心情格外的好。 , Yu Huifei saw Fatty Xu far away. 大老远的,余会非看到了徐胖子。 Fatty Xu is sneering a sound said to him: „Does young brat, depend on you also to match with father plays? Has the skill, you make your grandfather come tonight again!” 徐胖子对着他冷笑一声道:“小兔崽子,就凭你也配跟老子玩？有本事,你让你爷爷今晚再来！” Spoke the aggressive statement, Fatty Xu is carrying a bag blood, with two big cockerels, does not know where in addition from made yellow talisman that to walk. 说完狠话,徐胖子拎着一袋子血,和两只大公鸡,外加不知道从哪弄的黄符走了。 Yu Huifei sees this, immediately was happy, the heart said: „...... Must play aiyu in a big way? Ok, satisfies you!” 余会非见此,顿时乐了,心道:“哎呦……要玩大的啊？行嘞,满足您！” Yesterday Black and White Impermanence added that the Fatty Xu courage was too small, two people feared that scared the person, does not dare to let loose playing, did not satisfy a craving. 昨天黑白无常还说徐胖子胆子太小,两人怕吓坏了人,没敢放开了玩,不过瘾。 Today, Yu Huifei planned that makes two people satisfy a craving. 今天,余会非打算让两人过把瘾。 „What? Also come? I force to go, I started to like him.” White Impermanence smiled. “啥？还来？我勒个去的,我开始喜欢他了。”白无常笑了。 Black Impermanence said: „I have not seen such stubbornly...... satisfies him!” 黑无常道:“我就没见过这么倔强的……满足他！” PS: The computer went bad, bought the USB of rewiring system, but also on road. The notebook imitated the half-day electricity to use finally, yeah...... cruel fate. PS:电脑坏了,买了个重装系统的U盘,还在路上。笔记本充了半天的电终于能用了,哎……命苦啊。