At nightfall, Yu Huifei simply has not rested, he squats in that looks at the own cell phone clock, one minute/share one second of several. 入夜,余会非根本没睡,他就蹲在那看着自己的手机时钟,一分一秒的数着。 Xiulin Village eventually is a village, although also has the nightlife, but here has graveyard eventually, even again interesting, still no one wants to shake on the avenue in the evening. 秀林村终究是村子,虽然也有夜生活,但是这里终究是有一个墓园子的,就算再有意思,也没人愿意晚上在大街上晃悠。 After the 10 : 00 pm, on street basically no one. 晚上 10 点以后,街道上基本上就没人了。 However Yu Huifei did not plan that ten points go out, but silently is waiting...... 不过余会非并不打算十点出去,而是默默的等着…… When 12 points time, Yu Huifei rubs fled, immediately goes into the Black and White Impermanence room, what thump thump thump the door knocks is the heavenshaking sound. 等到十二点的时候,余会非蹭的窜了起来,立刻跑到了黑白无常的房间,咚咚咚的把门敲的是震天响。 Yu Huifei did not fear that frightens two people, after all...... these two goods cannot fall asleep! 余会非也不怕吓到两人,毕竟……这两货根本睡不着！ As hell Yin God, always hides by day and come out at night. After arriving here , instead must in turn, two people and Ox-Head they, is at the condition of jet-lagging now. During the daytime gets sleepy, in the evening clever spirit, eyeball with big light bulb. 作为地府阴神,从来都是昼伏夜出。来到这里后反而要反过来,两人和牛头他们,现在都处于倒时差的状态。白天犯困,晚上贼精神,眼珠子就跟大灯泡似的。 The Yu Huifei limit, they planned evening's time from house to house fled the fleeing gate...... 要不是余会非限制,他们都打算晚上的时候挨家挨户去窜窜门了…… Yu Huifei visits two people to say with a smile: „Looks to do to you exactly, what's wrong?” 余会非看着两人笑道:“给你们找点活干,咋样？” „What lives?” As soon as two people listen to do exactly, was enthusiastic. “啥活？”两人一听有活干,来劲了。 Yu Huifei lay near two ear ears said anything in a low voice, two people eyes started to shine! 余会非趴在两耳耳边低声说了什么,两人的眼睛都开始放光了！ Then Black Impermanence turns around to start to rummage through chests and cupboards...... 然后黑无常转身就开始翻箱倒柜…… Yu Huifei said: „Do you do?” 余会非道:“你干啥？” Black Impermanence said: „Looks for my Soul Reaping Chains, one will put on his shoulder blade!” 黑无常道:“找我的勾魂锁链,一会穿丫的琵琶骨！” On Yu Huifei one hear of foreheads immediately is the heavy line...... 余会非一听脑门上顿时全是黑线啊…… Turns head again, discovered that White Impermanence also started to rummage through chests and cupboards. 再一扭头,发现白无常也开始翻箱倒柜了。 „Do you do?” “你又干啥？” „Looks for my Mourning Staff, then knocks his to have brains dashed out!” “找我的哭丧棒,回头敲他个脑浆迸裂！” Yu Huifei rubs the forehead saying: „ Big brother, makes you frighten the person, has not made you kill people! 余会非揉着眉心道:“大哥,就让你们去吓唬人,没让你们去杀人啊！ Does the real murder, have a need for you? 真杀人,用得着你们么？ My did oneself come not to end? 我自己来不就完了？ Also, his also crime not until death. 再说了,他也罪不至死啊。 Frightened resulted, making him know that raised the head three chi (0.33 m) to have the gods, later did business also well, cultivated the behavior, left their bastards on the line. ” 吓唬吓唬就得了,让他知道举头三尺有神明,以后做生意也好,做人也罢,别他们混蛋就行了。” Black and White Impermanence looks one, then continues to seethe. 黑白无常对望一眼,然后继续翻腾。 No meeting, person of Soul Reaping Chains, in White Impermanence carried Mourning Staff to stand in front of Yu Huifei. 没一会,一人一把勾魂锁链,白无常手里多拎着一根哭丧棒站在了余会非面前。 „Is your really wants him entire?” A Yu Huifei speechless say/way. “你们这是真想把他往死里整啊？”余会非一阵无语道。 Two people shake the head: „Relax, you said does not kill him, we will definitely not kill his. On frightening, but...... this has not equipped, we appear even, shortcoming anything, is not clear.” Black Impermanence said. 两人摇头:“放心,你都说了不弄死他,我们肯定不会弄死他的。就吓唬吓唬,但是……没这装备,我们就算出现,也缺点什么,不圆润。”黑无常道。 Yu Huifei thinks, is such truth. 余会非想想,也是这么个道理。 Then Yu Huifei opens the front door, put two people to go out. 然后余会非拉开大门,放两人出去了。 Xiulin Village was not big, spring village high and low more than 300 households of people, in addition outsider also more than 1000 households! 秀林村本来就不大,泉村子上下三百多户人,加上外来人也就一千多户！ Which Fatty Xu, daytime time Yu Huifei has inquired. 徐胖子家在哪,白天的时候余会非已经打听过了。 Yu Huifei brings Black and White Impermanence to arrive at the Fatty Xu main house gate tastes: „Can you two good not? After all, you may not have magic power, the body unable now to put on the wall.” 余会非带着黑白无常来到徐胖子家门口道:“你们两个能行不？毕竟,你们现在可没法力,身体也不能穿墙了。” White Impermanence hehe said with a smile: „Relax, our two brothers, let alone method. Even what method does not have, jumps, he must frighten to cry!” 白无常呵呵一笑道:“放心,就我们哥俩儿,别说还有手段。就算什么手段都没有,就这么蹦进去,他都得吓哭了！” Yu Huifei has a look at these two goods the fierce facial features, skin is pale, the tongue hung to the navel quickly, can this not be scary? 余会非看看这两货的狰狞面容,一个皮肤惨白,舌头都快垂到肚脐眼了,这能不吓人么？ Another is more terrifying, is not high, but ferocious-looking, looks on to terrify! 另一个更恐怖,个头不高,但是青面獠牙,看着就瘆得慌！ Yu Huifei suddenly eye one bright, pulls out his grandfather before the pocket is used to inspect graveyard the old flashlight stops up to give Black Impermanence. 余会非忽然眼睛一亮,从口袋里掏出他爷爷以前用来巡视墓园子的老手电筒塞给黑无常。 Black Impermanence said: „ Does? Whom looks down upon? Our brothers do the nightlife! 黑无常道:“干啥？瞧不起谁呢？我们兄弟就是干夜生活的！ It is black, the clarity that we also look, has no need for this. ” 天再黑,我们也看的清楚,用不着这个。” Two people this often in some mortal world activity therefore basic electric appliances, Black and White Impermanence knew. 二人本就常在人间活动所以一些基本的电器,黑白无常都认识。 Yu Huifei said with a smile: „Who said that come, you who you illuminate look.” 余会非笑道:“谁说是给你照明的了,来,你看着。” Yu Huifei has taken the flashlight, suddenly after pointing at two people : „Ox-Head came!” 余会非拿过手电筒,忽然指着两人身后:“牛头来了！” Black and White Impermanence subconscious then looked at the past, listened to behind ka a resounding. 黑白无常下意识的回头看过去,就听身后咔的一声脆响。 Two people then look, sees only an ugly face to appear in the front! 两人回头看去,只见一个鬼脸出现在面前! „!” “啊！” Black and White Impermanence frightened immediately called few one. 黑白无常被吓的顿时叫了少一声。 However this is not the scream of scared out of one's wits, but is the exciting wolf is howling! 不过这不是吓破胆的尖叫,而是兴奋的狼嚎！ Brandishes Mourning Staff in hand with White Impermanence directly to the Yu Huifei head is being a club! 跟着白无常直接抡起手里的哭丧棒对着余会非脑袋就是一棒子！ Aiya I hold......! 哎呀我操……！ A Yu Huifei pitiful yell, covered the head to squat on the ground, the tears could not stop flows outward, that was really sore! 余会非一声惨叫,捂着脑袋就蹲在了地上,眼泪都止不住往外流啊,那是真疼啊！ Yu Huifei covers the head saying: „Fuck, how are you afraid also hit the person?” 余会非捂着脑袋道:“我曹,你们害怕怎么还打人啊？” White Impermanence looks at the ground Yu Huifei, embarrassed takes back Mourning Staff saying: „Excuse me, I also think that is the malicious ghost, subconscious started.” 白无常看着地上的余会非,不好意思的收回哭丧棒道:“不好意思,我还以为是恶鬼呢,下意识的就下手了。” Black Impermanence has a look at Locking Soul Chain in hand, coughs a sound said: „You are content, I almost put on your shoulder blade.” 黑无常看看手里的锁魂链,干咳一声道:“你知足吧,我差点就穿你琵琶骨了。” Yu Huifei hears word, wants to cry but have no tears immediately...... what, but can he say? 余会非闻言,顿时欲哭无泪……但是他能说什么呢？ This is moves stone to pound the own foot. 这算是搬起石头砸自己的脚吧。 At this time Black Impermanence picked up the flashlight of ground, looked saying: „Little Yu, how did you just do? Very scary?” 这时候黑无常捡起了地上的手电筒,看了看道:“小鱼,你刚刚怎么搞的？挺吓人啊？” Yu Huifei has taken flashlight on the own chin, turns on the switch...... 余会非拿过手电筒支在自己的下巴上,打开开关…… Bang! 嘭！ „How does fuck...... also hit?” “尼玛……怎么还打啊？” Yu Huifei squats on the ground, is rubbing the two large packages on head, was about to cry! 余会非蹲在地上,揉着脑袋上的两个大包,都快哭了！ White Impermanence embarrassed say/way: „This...... so many years formed the habit, were not good to change. Sees the ghost, wants to start...... this to be sometimes quicker than the brain, is the occupational disease.” 白无常不好意思的道:“这……这么多年养成习惯了,不好改。看到鬼,就想下手……有时候这手比脑子快,算是职业病吧。” Yu Huifei shot a look at Black Impermanence, this goods really also took up Locking Soul Chain, the above hook was pitch-black, the looked Yu Huifei whole body sent coldly. 余会非瞥了一眼黑无常,这货果然也抄起锁魂链了,上面的勾子乌黑锃亮,看的余会非浑身发寒。 „Good good...... the flashlight you take. Knows how to use to end...... Fuck, you left my distant point.” “行了行了……手电筒你们拿着。知道怎么用就完了……我曹,你们离我远点。” Yu Huifei will draw back in the future. 余会非往后退。 „No, I have not learned. Or do you demonstrate again?” Black Impermanence called out. “别呀,我还没看明白呢。要不你再演示一遍？”黑无常叫道。 „Go away!” Yu Huifei could not bear shout 'motherfucker'. “滚！”余会非忍不住骂娘了。 Two people were helpless, turn around to squat on the ground. 两人无奈,转身就蹲在了地上。 Say/Way that Yu Huifei wonders: „Do you do?” 余会非纳闷的道:“你们干啥呢？” White Impermanence said: „This you do not understand, frightens the person, makes a item.” 白无常道:“这你就不懂了,吓唬人么,弄点道具。” Yu Huifei saw two people to look for the pebble of two plump to trample in the pocket, was a lot of doubts. 余会非见两人找了两颗圆滚滚的石子踹口袋里了,也是一肚子疑惑。 However had not asked, gazed after two people to cross that meter high top, then sneaked in Fatty Xu. 不过也没多问,目送着两人翻过那一米多高的墙头,然后钻进了徐胖子家。 Yu Huifei whispered: „Good luck, dead fatty!” 余会非嘀咕道:“祝你好运,死胖子！” Fatty Xu lies on the bed has not rested...... 徐胖子躺在床上也没睡呢…… Long ago because Fatty Xu stole the person, the Fatty Xu wife and he divorced, now lives on a Fatty Xu person at home. 早些年因为徐胖子偷人,徐胖子的老婆和他离婚了,现在就徐胖子一个人住在家里。 At night, he cannot fall asleep, lies on the bed, plays the cell phone, the mouth is whispering is talking over: „Does brat, dare the pit I? Then the grandfather enjoys your two barrels of dungs again, but also thinks that the business is booming? I make you leave a stink for ten thousand years!” 夜晚,他也睡不着,就躺在床上,玩着手机,嘴里嘀嘀咕咕的念叨着:“臭小子,敢坑我？回头爷爷再赏你两桶大粪,还想生意兴隆？我让你遗臭万年！” Meanwhile, this fatty on cell phone fast and a person is chatting: „Right, is this shop, you give my brushing poor evaluation ruthlessly! The content you arrange...... the line casually, the cash then calls you.” 同时,这胖子在手机上快速的和一个人聊着天:“对,就是这家店,你给我狠狠的刷差评！内容你随便编……行,钱款回头给你打过去。”