TRRLB :: Volume #1

#26: Also came the person $ 1


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Signboard just also self-satisfied, listening to these words, the signboard not to demonstrate the character in the morning obstinately. 牌匾刚刚还得意呢,听了这些话,牌匾上半天愣是没显示出字来。 After a while, on the signboard had/left the character finally: Lu Ya, does not dare like this to me! He owes me the favor!” 过了一会,牌匾上终于出字了:“陆压,都不敢这样对我!他欠我人情!” Yu Huifei one hear, to rub has the sleeve immediately, called out: „ Do not raise that old fogy with me! 余会非一听,立刻撸起了袖子,叫道:“你别跟我提那老家伙啊! You jump over for his me more come air/Qi! 你越替他我越来气! Yeah? 哎? You are Wutong Tree that he dwells, you two are one! 你是他栖息的梧桐树,那你们两个是一家啊! Words that calculates, I process you is also perfectly justified! ” 这么算的话,我处理你也是天经地义啊!” Then, Yu Huifei said to Ox-Head: Brother Ox, throws in the latrine pit to soak him!” 说完,余会非牛头道:“牛哥,把他扔茅坑里泡着!” Ox-Head also looked that signboard is uncomfortable, looks down on his Yin God unexpectedly? 牛头也看那牌匾不爽,竟然小瞧他这个阴神 Therefore Ox-Head without delay, carries the signboard to walk in the direction of restroom. 于是牛头二话不说,拎起牌匾就往厕所的方向走。 Yu Huifei is blowing the whistling, fronts the foot, the heart is meditating: Three! Two! One!” 余会非吹着口哨,垫着脚,心头默念:“三!二!一!” Then listens to Ox-Head to shout: Little Yu, this fellow admitted defeat, but also throws?” 然后就听牛头喊道:“小鱼,这家伙服软了,还扔么?” Yu Huifei two turn said: What throws? Later must hang him, when the time comes stinks to high heaven, are you responsible for drawing in customers?” 余会非两眼一翻道:“扔什么啊?以后还得把他挂出去呢,到时候臭气熏天的,你负责去拉客啊?” When Ox-Head comes back again, the phoenix roosted the Chinese parasol tree signboard to be really more honest, does not dare to be again domineering with Yu Huifei, clever writing: Big brother, do you make me do?” 牛头再回来的时候,凤栖梧桐牌匾果然老实多了,不敢再跟余会非跋扈了,乖巧的写道:“大哥,你让我干啥啊?” Yu Huifei said with a smile: Do not call , compared with you, I am young.” 余会非笑道:“别这么叫,跟你们比,我还年轻。” Ox-Head two turn said: Right, you are indeed young , compared with us, you are a tadpole.” 牛头两眼一翻道:“对,你的确年轻,跟我们比,你还是个蝌蚪呢。” Yu Huifei has not responded him, to signboard say/way: I do not need you to do, later should not be rampant. On after signboard, demonstrated the character that I want was good, I guaranteed , our scenery time, you also follow to profit at someone's expense.” 余会非没搭理他,对牌匾道:“我也不需要你干啥,你以后别那么嚣张。牌匾上以后显示出我要的字就行了,我保证以后咱们这风光的时候,你也跟着沾光。” Under uses both persuasion and threats, the signboard was accepted fate, complied. 软硬兼施之下,牌匾算是认命了,答应了下来。 After all, the signboard can on the grounds of favor, not respond Lu Ya. 毕竟,牌匾可以以人情为由,不搭理陆压 However Yu Huifei is not Lu Ya, he must do the consideration for own safely...... 但是余会非可不是陆压,他必须为自己的自身安全做考虑了…… Perhaps Yu Huifei cannot break him, but is disgusting he, he cannot bear. 或许余会非不能打破他,但是恶心他,他也受不了啊。 Finally in the big stick of Yu Huifei adds under the threat of candy, this you worried that anything's signboard, changes name officially: Ghosts and Gods Inn!” 最终在余会非的大棒加糖果的威胁下,这块你愁啥的牌匾,正式改名:“鬼神客栈!” However after Yu Huifei thinks, added common two Characters Ninth Floor under! 不过余会非想了想后,在下面又加了一个不太起眼的两个字-九楼 Late at night, Yu Huifei brings Ox-Head to go out again, hung the signboard. 后半夜,余会非再次带着牛头出去,把牌匾挂了上去。 Hence, Yu Huifei Ghosts and Gods Inn is all preparations is appropriate, bad procedure. 至此,余会非鬼神客栈算是一切准备妥当,就差手续了。 What the result makes Yu Huifei surprised is, before this shop license and hygienic permit unexpectedly also not expired. However because changed the name, he must run. 结果让余会非惊讶的是,这家店以前的营业许可证、卫生许可证竟然还没过期。不过因为换了名字,他还得跑一趟。 At this moment, Yu Huifei thought suddenly a waist sultriness, he pulls out conveniently, pulled out Ninth Floor Token. 就在这时,余会非忽然觉得腰部一阵闷热,他随手一掏,将九楼令牌掏了出来。 On seeing were only many one line of characters: Tonight, the sixth prisoners will soon arrive, please note to receive.” 只见上面多了一行字:“今夜,第六名服刑人员即将到达,请注意接收。” Yu Huifei stares, came the rookie? 余会非一愣,又来新人了? Simultaneously Yu Huifei is a parade is also big, at present Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence enough he has bustled about, the key point is one by one can eat especially. If this comes several competitive eating again, he estimated that could not raise! 同时余会非也是一阵头大,眼前牛头马面黑白无常已经够他忙乎的了,重点是一个个的都特能吃。这要是再来几个大胃王,他估计养不起了啊! The key point is, seeing the inn must start doing business, the room was scarce enough, this motherfucking comes the person, this is did not plan that made him be open for business? 重点是,眼看着客栈要开业了,房间就够紧俏了,这TM又来人,这是不打算让他开张了吧? It seems like, must contribute money to buy a bunk bed the bed.” Yu Huifei discovered, the condition of his here reform-through-labor was good, but was made by him, probably looked like true labor camp more and more. “看来,得攒点钱去买点上下铺的床了。”余会非发现,他这里原本劳改的条件还算不错,但是被他弄的,好像越来越像真正的劳教所了。 Although 100 do not prefer, but above sends, Yu Huifei does not have the means to reject, can only brace oneself then. 虽然一百个不情愿,不过上面送来的,余会非也没办法拒绝,只能硬着头皮接着了。 After having experienced meeting people several times, Yu Huifei also adhered to some rules. 经历过几次的接人后,余会非也把握住了一些规律。 The person who if comes is not specially anxious, on Token will have the notice. But if the opposite party directly were delivered, on Token will not demonstrate any notice. Therefore this thing, is not specially credible. 如果来的人不是特别急,令牌上会有通知。但是如果对方直接被送过来了,令牌上就不会显示任何通知。所以这东西,也不是特别靠谱。 Yu Huifei cannot think through, at this time came, who can be? 只是余会非想不通,这个时候来的,会是谁呢? If Fairy Maiden were good.” Yu Huifei is whispering. “要是个仙女就好了。”余会非嘀咕着。 Thinks of Fairy Maiden, in the Yu Huifei brain flashes through many pictures, what Seven Fairy Maidens and what Flower Fairy, think that his oneself smiled. 想到仙女,余会非脑子里闪过许多画面,什么七仙女、什么花仙子啊,想着想着他自己就笑了。 Yu Huifei told Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence the news, several fellows are very actually calm. 余会非将消息告诉了牛头马面黑白无常,几个家伙倒是很淡定。 Seven Fairy Maidens, that seven ancestor really must come even, perhaps your shop raised to you. Doesn't Cowherd remember? Initially...... yeah did not say does not say.” The Ox-Head big mouth, opens mouth must disclose. 七仙女就算了,那七个祖宗真要来了,你这店没准就给你掀了。牛郎记得不?当初……哎不说了不说了。”牛头大嘴巴,张嘴就要爆料。 Yu Huifei curious asking: Brother Ox, Cowherd? Did not say that he did marry the female weaver who and Seven Fairy Maidens and was called the Big Dipper empress finally is the wife?” 余会非好奇的问道:“牛哥,牛郎咋了?不是说他最后娶了和七仙女并称为七星娘娘的织女为妻了么?” Hehe, yes, the buddy...... yeah, did not say. If later you bumped into, your oneself asked him. In brief listens to elder brother one to urge, Fairy Maiden anything, keeps at a respectful distance!” Ox-Head shakes the head. “呵呵,是啊,那哥们……哎,不好说。要是以后你碰到了,你自己问他吧。总之听哥一句劝,仙女什么的,敬而远之!”牛头摇头。 Horse-Face and the others followed to nod, obviously knows that Dong Yong misery, looked Yu Huifei is curious incomparable, touches own ears and cheeks, how others did not say, he does not have the means. 马面等人跟着点头,显然都知道董永的苦难,看的余会非是好奇无比,抓耳挠腮,奈何其他人就是不说,他也没办法。 At this moment, the front door was sounded. 就在这时,大门被人敲响了。 Thump thump thump!” “咚咚咚!” The sound is not sad, as if person of not big strength beginning. 声音不算沉闷,似乎动手之人没多大的力气。 Yu Huifei collected curiously, whispered: Is so light, should be the woman?” 余会非好奇的凑了过去,嘀咕道:“这么轻,应该是女人了吧?” No matter Fairy Maiden is good, in the Yu Huifei eye, so long as attractive beautiful on line. Otherwise daily faces Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence such disfigured, Yu Huifei suspected that the time was long, can oneself see that the sow felt beautiful, if angel. 不管仙女好不好,在余会非眼里,只要好看养眼就行了。否则天天面对牛头马面黑白无常这样的丑八怪,余会非都怀疑时间久了,自己会不会看到母猪都觉得美若天仙了。 Opens the front door slowly, delicate and pretty facial features enter in his eye. 缓缓拉开大门,一张清秀的面容进入他的眼中。 „Are you?” Yu Huifei is shocked. “你是?”余会非愣住。 Behind the front door, wears long robe, the facial features handsome middle-aged person stands there. This person of skin some blanches, have pinch of beard, how to see seems like a civilized scholar. 大门后面,一名身穿长袍,面容俊朗的中年人站在那里。此人皮肤有些发白,留着一撮胡须,怎么看都像是一个文明的读书人。 After this person sees Yu Huifei, shows a faint smile, said submissively: But...... Ninth Floor Landlord? Below hell Yin Law Section Judge, Cui Jue.” 此人见到余会非后,微微一笑,拱手道:“可是……九楼楼主?在下地府阴律司判官,崔珏。” Yu Huifei the first time was not heard this name, he looked at behind White Impermanence subconsciously. 余会非不是第一次听到这个名字了,他下意识的看了一眼身后的白无常 White Impermanence raises head to look at Heavens, appearance that my anything does not know. 白无常仰头看着天上,一副我啥也不知道的样子。 Obviously this goods have wanted to understand, but plays the fool. 显然这货早就想明白了,只是装傻呢。 Yu Huifei said with a smile: Judge Cui, has heard so much about you, comes in quickly.” 余会非笑道:“崔判官啊,久闻大名,快进来吧。” The front door closes, the cold wind also stopped, Yu Huifei thought immediately was more comfortable. 大门一关上,阴风也就停了,余会非顿时觉得舒服多了。 The result turns head, saw Cui Jue smiles looks at White Impermanence. White Impermanence raises head to continue to look at Heavens, a small hand of pair of nowhere imposition unconscious in that volume own tongue. 结果一回头,就看到崔珏笑眯眯的看着白无常呢。白无常则仰头继续看着天上,一双无处安放的小手不自觉的在那卷着自己的舌头。 little white, can we chat? Initially in the hell, I was not good to begin, now......” Cui Jue did obeisance the wrist/skill. “小白啊,咱们是不是得聊聊了?当初在地府,我不好动手,现在……”崔珏拜了拜手腕。 White Impermanence one hear, bringing the weeping voice saying: „Don't we hit the face the line not?” 白无常一听,带着哭腔道:“咱不打脸行不?” Ok-” then Cui Jue brandished the fist to give a White Impermanence eyelet to be blue. “行-”然后崔珏抡起拳头就给了白无常一个乌眼青。 White Impermanence called out: Doesn't reach an agreement does not apply makeup?” 白无常叫道:“不是说好不打脸么?” Cui Jue deceitful is drawing the long sound said: Who won?” 崔珏奸诈的拉着长音道:“谁打赢了?” White Impermanence sees this, bellows: Do not go too far!” 白无常见此,大吼一声:“别太过分了啊!” Cui Jue fought with the fists. 崔珏又是一拳打了过去。 White Impermanence one moves aside, does to Cui Jue to catch up walk as if flying each time, after hitting two fists, directly pulls out Judge Pen to come, is being one millenniums kills to the buttocks of White Impermanence! 白无常一顿躲闪,奈何崔珏健步如飞每次都能追上,打了两拳后,直接掏出判官笔来,对着白无常的屁股就是一顿千年杀! Yu Huifei looks clamped the buttocks subconsciously, helping White Impermanence shout that hurts...... 余会非看的都下意识的夹紧了屁股,帮着白无常喊疼啊…… Simultaneously the heart said: This Cui Jue is seemingly gentle, was beginning, real motherfucking is black!” 同时心道:“这崔珏看起来文文静静的,动起手了,真TM黑啊!”
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