Signboardjustalsoself-satisfied, listening tothesewords, the signboardnot to demonstrate the characterin the morningobstinately.
牌匾刚刚还得意呢,听了这些话,牌匾上半天愣是没显示出字来。After a while, on the signboardhad/left the characterfinally: „Lu Ya, does not darelike thistome! Heowesme the favor!”
过了一会,牌匾上终于出字了:“陆压,都不敢这样对我!他欠我人情!”Yu Huifeionehear, to rubhas the sleeveimmediately, called out: „ Do not raisethatold fogywithme!余会非一听,立刻撸起了袖子,叫道:“你别跟我提那老家伙啊!Youjump overforhismemorecomeair/Qi!
你越替他我越来气!Yeah?
哎?YouareWutong Tree that hedwells, you twoareone!
你是他栖息的梧桐树,那你们两个是一家啊!Words that calculates, Iprocessyou is also perfectly justified! ”
这么算的话,我处理你也是天经地义啊!”Then, Yu HuifeisaidtoOx-Head: „Brother Ox, throwsin the latrine pitto soakhim!”
说完,余会非对牛头道:“牛哥,把他扔茅坑里泡着!”Ox-Headalsolooked that signboardis uncomfortable, looks down on his Yin Godunexpectedly?牛头也看那牌匾不爽,竟然小瞧他这个阴神?ThereforeOx-Headwithout delay, carries the signboardto walkin the direction of restroom.
于是牛头二话不说,拎起牌匾就往厕所的方向走。Yu Huifeiis blowing the whistling, fronts the foot, the heartis meditating: „Three! Two! One!”余会非吹着口哨,垫着脚,心头默念:“三!二!一!”Thenlistens toOx-Headto shout: „Little Yu, thisfellowadmitted defeat, but alsothrows?”
然后就听牛头喊道:“小鱼,这家伙服软了,还扔么?”Yu Huifeitwoturnsaid: „Whatthrows? Later must hanghim, when the time comesstinks to high heaven, are youresponsible fordrawing in customers?”余会非两眼一翻道:“扔什么啊?以后还得把他挂出去呢,到时候臭气熏天的,你负责去拉客啊?”WhenOx-Headcomes backagain, the phoenixroosted the Chinese parasol treesignboardto be really more honest, does not dareto be again domineeringwithYu Huifei, cleverwriting: „Big brother, do youmakemedo?”
等牛头再回来的时候,凤栖梧桐牌匾果然老实多了,不敢再跟余会非跋扈了,乖巧的写道:“大哥,你让我干啥啊?”Yu Huifeisaid with a smile: „Do not call , compared with you, Iam young.”余会非笑道:“别这么叫,跟你们比,我还年轻。”Ox-Headtwoturnsaid: „Right, youare indeed young , compared with us, you are a tadpole.”牛头两眼一翻道:“对,你的确年轻,跟我们比,你还是个蝌蚪呢。”Yu Huifeihas not respondedhim, tosignboardsay/way: „Ido not needyouto do, later should not be rampant. On after signboard, demonstrated the character that Iwantwas good, Iguaranteed , our scenerytime, youalsofollowto profit at someone's expense.”余会非没搭理他,对牌匾道:“我也不需要你干啥,你以后别那么嚣张。牌匾上以后显示出我要的字就行了,我保证以后咱们这风光的时候,你也跟着沾光。”
Under uses both persuasion and threats, the signboardwasaccepted fate, complied.
软硬兼施之下,牌匾算是认命了,答应了下来。After all, the signboardcanon the grounds offavor, not respondLu Ya.
毕竟,牌匾可以以人情为由,不搭理陆压。HoweverYu Huifeiis notLu Ya, hemustdo the considerationforownsafely......
但是余会非可不是陆压,他必须为自己的自身安全做考虑了……PerhapsYu Huifeicannotbreakhim, butis disgustinghe, hecannot bear.
或许余会非不能打破他,但是恶心他,他也受不了啊。Finallyin the big stick of Yu Huifeiaddsunder the threat of candy, thisyouworried that anything'ssignboard, changes nameofficially: „Ghosts and Gods Inn!”
最终在余会非的大棒加糖果的威胁下,这块你愁啥的牌匾,正式改名:“鬼神客栈!”However after Yu Huifeithinks, addedcommontwoCharactersNinth Floor under!
不过余会非想了想后,在下面又加了一个不太起眼的两个字-九楼!Late at night, Yu HuifeibringsOx-Headto go outagain, hung the signboard.
后半夜,余会非再次带着牛头出去,把牌匾挂了上去。Hence, Yu HuifeiGhosts and Gods Innisallpreparationsis appropriate, badprocedure.
至此,余会非的鬼神客栈算是一切准备妥当,就差手续了。What the resultmakesYu Huifeisurprisedis, before thisshoplicenseandhygienicpermitunexpectedlyalsonotexpired. Howeverbecausechanged the name, he must run.
结果让余会非惊讶的是,这家店以前的营业许可证、卫生许可证竟然还没过期。不过因为换了名字,他还得跑一趟。At this moment, Yu Huifeithoughtsuddenly a waistsultriness, hepulls outconveniently, pulled outNinth FloorToken.
就在这时,余会非忽然觉得腰部一阵闷热,他随手一掏,将九楼令牌掏了出来。Onseeing were only manyoneline of characters: „Tonight, the sixthprisonerswill soon arrive, pleasenoteto receive.”
只见上面多了一行字:“今夜,第六名服刑人员即将到达,请注意接收。”Yu Huifeistares, came the rookie?余会非一愣,又来新人了?SimultaneouslyYu Huifeiis a paradeis also big, at presentOx-HeadHorse-FaceandBlack and White Impermanenceenoughhehas bustled about, the key pointisone by onecaneatespecially. Ifthiscomesseveralcompetitive eatingagain, heestimated that could not raise!
同时余会非也是一阵头大,眼前牛头马面、黑白无常已经够他忙乎的了,重点是一个个的都特能吃。这要是再来几个大胃王,他估计养不起了啊!
The key pointis, seeing the innmuststart doing business, the roomwas scarceenough, thismotherfuckingcomes the person, thisisdid not plan that madehimbe open for business?
重点是,眼看着客栈要开业了,房间就够紧俏了,这TM又来人,这是不打算让他开张了吧?„It seems like, mustcontribute moneyto buy a bunk bed the bed.”Yu Huifeidiscovered, the condition of hisherereform-through-laborwas good, butwas madebyhim, probablylooked liketruelabor campmore and more.
“看来,得攒点钱去买点上下铺的床了。”余会非发现,他这里原本劳改的条件还算不错,但是被他弄的,好像越来越像真正的劳教所了。Although100do not prefer, butabovesends, Yu Huifeidoes not have the meansto reject, can only brace oneselfthen.
虽然一百个不情愿,不过上面送来的,余会非也没办法拒绝,只能硬着头皮接着了。
After having experiencedmeetingpeopleseveraltimes, Yu Huifeialsoadhered tosomerules.
经历过几次的接人后,余会非也把握住了一些规律。
The person who ifcomesis notspeciallyanxious, onTokenwill have the notice. But if the opposite partydirectlywere delivered, onTokenwill not demonstrateanynotice. Thereforethisthing, is notspeciallycredible.
如果来的人不是特别急,令牌上会有通知。但是如果对方直接被送过来了,令牌上就不会显示任何通知。所以这东西,也不是特别靠谱。Yu Huifeicannot think through, at this timecame, whocanbe?
只是余会非想不通,这个时候来的,会是谁呢?„IfFairy Maidenwere good.”Yu Huifeiis whispering.
“要是个仙女就好了。”余会非嘀咕着。Thinks ofFairy Maiden, in the Yu Huifeibrainflashes throughmanypictures, whatSeven Fairy MaidensandwhatFlower Fairy, think that hisoneselfsmiled.
想到仙女,余会非脑子里闪过许多画面,什么七仙女、什么花仙子啊,想着想着他自己就笑了。Yu HuifeitoldOx-HeadHorse-FaceandBlack and White Impermanence the news, severalfellows are very actually calm.余会非将消息告诉了牛头马面、黑白无常,几个家伙倒是很淡定。„Seven Fairy Maidens, thatsevenancestorreallymustcomeeven, perhaps your shopraisedtoyou. Doesn't Cowherdremember? Initially...... yeahdid not saydoes not say.” The Ox-Headbigmouth, opens mouthmustdisclose.
“七仙女就算了,那七个祖宗真要来了,你这店没准就给你掀了。牛郎记得不?当初……哎不说了不说了。”牛头大嘴巴,张嘴就要爆料。Yu Huifeicuriousasking: „Brother Ox, Cowherd? Did not say that hedid marry the female weaver who andSeven Fairy Maidensandwas called the Big Dipperempressfinallyis the wife?”余会非好奇的问道:“牛哥,牛郎咋了?不是说他最后娶了和七仙女并称为七星娘娘的织女为妻了么?”„Hehe, yes, the buddy...... yeah, did not say. Iflateryoubumped into, youroneselfaskedhim. In brieflistens toelder brotheroneto urge, Fairy Maidenanything, keeps at a respectful distance!”Ox-Headshakes the head.
“呵呵,是啊,那哥们……哎,不好说。要是以后你碰到了,你自己问他吧。总之听哥一句劝,仙女什么的,敬而远之!”牛头摇头。Horse-Faceand the othersfollowedto nod, obviouslyknows that DongYongmisery, lookedYu Huifeiiscuriousincomparable, touches own ears and cheeks, how others did not say,hedoes not have the means.马面等人跟着点头,显然都知道董永的苦难,看的余会非是好奇无比,抓耳挠腮,奈何其他人就是不说,他也没办法。At this moment, the front doorwas sounded.
就在这时,大门被人敲响了。„Thump thump thump!”
“咚咚咚!”
The soundis not sad, as ifperson of notbigstrengthbeginning.
声音不算沉闷,似乎动手之人没多大的力气。Yu Huifeicollectedcuriously, whispered: „Is so light, shouldbe the woman?”余会非好奇的凑了过去,嘀咕道:“这么轻,应该是女人了吧?”No matterFairy Maidenis good, in the Yu Huifeieye, so long asattractivebeautifulonline. OtherwisedailyfacesOx-HeadHorse-FaceandBlack and White Impermanencesuchdisfigured, Yu Huifeisuspected that the timewas long, can oneselfsee that the sowfeltbeautiful, ifangel.
不管仙女好不好,在余会非眼里,只要好看养眼就行了。否则天天面对牛头马面、黑白无常这样的丑八怪,余会非都怀疑时间久了,自己会不会看到母猪都觉得美若天仙了。Opens the front doorslowly, delicate and prettyfacial featuresenterinhiseye.
缓缓拉开大门,一张清秀的面容进入他的眼中。„Are you?”Yu Huifeiis shocked.
“你是?”余会非愣住。Behind the front door, wearslong robe, the facial featureshandsomemiddle-aged personstandsthere. Thisperson of skinsomeblanches, havepinch of beard, howto seeseems like a civilizedscholar.
大门后面,一名身穿长袍,面容俊朗的中年人站在那里。此人皮肤有些发白,留着一撮胡须,怎么看都像是一个文明的读书人。
After thispersonseesYu Huifei, shows a faint smile, saidsubmissively: „But...... Ninth FloorLandlord? Below hellYin Law SectionJudge, Cui Jue.”
此人见到余会非后,微微一笑,拱手道:“可是……九楼楼主?在下地府阴律司判官,崔珏。”Yu Huifei the first time was notheardthisname, helooked atbehindWhite Impermanencesubconsciously.余会非不是第一次听到这个名字了,他下意识的看了一眼身后的白无常。White Impermanenceraises headto look atHeavens, appearance that myanythingdoes not know.白无常仰头看着天上,一副我啥也不知道的样子。Obviouslythisgoodshave wantedto understand, butplays the fool.
显然这货早就想明白了,只是装傻呢。Yu Huifeisaid with a smile: „Judge Cui, has heard so much about you, comes inquickly.”余会非笑道:“崔判官啊,久闻大名,快进来吧。”
The front doorcloses, the cold windalsostopped, Yu Huifeithoughtimmediatelywas more comfortable.
大门一关上,阴风也就停了,余会非顿时觉得舒服多了。
The resultturns head, sawCui Juesmileslooks atWhite Impermanence. White Impermanenceraises headto continueto look atHeavens, a small hand of pair of nowhereimpositionunconsciousinthatvolumeowntongue.
结果一回头,就看到崔珏笑眯眯的看着白无常呢。白无常则仰头继续看着天上,一双无处安放的小手不自觉的在那卷着自己的舌头。„littlewhite, can wechat? Initiallyin the hell, Iwas not goodto begin, now......”Cui Juedid obeisance the wrist/skill.
“小白啊,咱们是不是得聊聊了?当初在地府,我不好动手,现在……”崔珏拜了拜手腕。White Impermanenceonehear, bringing the weeping voice saying: „Don't wehit the face the linenot?”白无常一听,带着哭腔道:“咱不打脸行不?”„Ok-”thenCui Juebrandished the fistto give a White Impermanenceeyeletto be blue.
“行-”然后崔珏抡起拳头就给了白无常一个乌眼青。White Impermanencecalled out: „Doesn't reach an agreementdoes not apply makeup?”白无常叫道:“不是说好不打脸么?”Cui Juedeceitfulis drawing the longsound said: „Whowon?”崔珏奸诈的拉着长音道:“谁打赢了?”White Impermanenceseesthis, bellows: „Do not go too far!”白无常见此,大吼一声:“别太过分了啊!”Cui Juefought with the fists.崔珏又是一拳打了过去。White Impermanenceonemoves aside, does toCui Jue to catch upwalk as if flyingeach time, after hittingtwofists, directlypulls outJudge Pento come, is beingonemillenniumskillsto the buttocks of White Impermanence!白无常一顿躲闪,奈何崔珏健步如飞每次都能追上,打了两拳后,直接掏出判官笔来,对着白无常的屁股就是一顿千年杀!Yu Huifeilooksclamped the buttockssubconsciously, helpingWhite Impermanenceshout that hurts......余会非看的都下意识的夹紧了屁股,帮着白无常喊疼啊……Simultaneously the heartsaid: „ThisCui Jueis seemingly gentle, was beginning, realmotherfuckingis black!”
同时心道:“这崔珏看起来文文静静的,动起手了,真TM黑啊!”
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