Perhaps, this can be a good way! 或许,这会是个好办法！ Thinks does, Yu Huifei was unambiguous, turns around to run. 想到了就做,余会非也不含糊,转身就跑了。 In goes home, Yu Huifei convene Ox-Head Horse-Face and the others immediately, said the own idea. 回了家里,余会非立刻将牛头马面等人召集了过来,将自己的想法说了。 „Do you want to make us also play that action art to make money?” Horse-Face was very astute says the key immediately. “你是想让我们也去玩那个行为艺术赚钱？”马面很精明立刻就说出了关键。 Ox-Head is whispering: „Listened to your such saying, wasn't that begs for food? Trades the pattern to beg for food!” 牛头则嘀咕着:“听你这么一说,那不就是要饭么？换着花样要饭！” Black and White Impermanence shakes the head to say simultaneously: „Did not beg for food, this should be the street earns living.” 黑白无常同时摇头道:“不是要饭,这应该是街头卖艺。” Yu Huifei said: „Almost, but I will not make you earn living, this fell the share. However you also saw, our family/home condition, does not develop a side occupation, certainly must starve to death.” 余会非道:“差不多,不过我不会让你们去卖艺的,这太掉份了。但是你们也看到了,咱们家这条件,不开发点副业,肯定是要饿死的。” People nod...... 众人点头…… Ox-Head said: „Little Yu, you spoke frankly, making us do.” 牛头道:“小鱼,你就直说吧,让我们干啥。” Yu Huifei said: „ Very simple, our has vacant room, I planned that comes out the front room spatially, changes to guesthouse. When the time comes, the come tourist can move here. 余会非道:“很简单,咱们这有空房间,我打算把前面的房间空出来,改成民宿。到时候,来的游客可以入住我们这里。 However you cannot make an appearance, therefore when the time comes, your active areas must limit. 但是你们不能露面,所以到时候,你们的活动区域就得限制一下。 Only can in the backyard. ” 只能在后院了。” Ox-Head said: „We have nothing in the backyard, after all does not have the guest daily. Without the guest time, but can also stroll...... but the issue is, we not to front. Isn't representing them not to behind? If by some chance were seen, what to do?” 牛头道:“我们在后院倒也没啥,毕竟也不是天天有客人。没客人的时候,还能转转……但是问题是,我们不到前面来。不代表着他们不到后面去啊？万一被看到了,咋办？” Yu Huifei said: „ This must look at elder brother several, really must be discovered, Black and White Impermanence is good, said that is the special service personnel in our inn, in fact they can also come out to take a walk, said that is the effect of putting on make-up. 余会非道:“这就得看哥几个的了,真要被发现,黑白无常还好,就说是咱客栈的特色服务人员,事实上他们也是可以出来走动的,就说是化妆的效果。 However you two are not good, your Ox-Head and Horse's head were too lifelike, wants to say puts on make-up, it is estimated that is not quite good to deceive. 但是你们两就不行了,你们这牛头和马头太逼真了,想说是化妆,估计都不太好糊弄。 Mainly is feared that meets earnestly, that troubled, therefore your oneself limelight, is really not good installs the statue! 主要是怕遇到较真的,那就麻烦了,所以你们就自己注意点吧,实在不行就装雕像！ I said to the outside, to Protector God that the tomb invited. 我对外就说,是给墓地请的守护神。 It is estimated that can also cope. 估计也能对付过去。 Furthermore what comes is the tourist, will not be constant. 再者来的是游客,又不会常住的。 Even if were seen occasionally, said that is haunted. 就算偶尔被看到了,就说闹鬼呗。 Perhaps disseminates, we were hot. ” 没准传播一下,咱们就火了。” Hears here, people slight nod...... 听到这里,众人微微点头…… Was the agreement. 算是同意了。 Since agreed that Yu Huifei started to calculate the guesthouse matter, after all held the matter that guesthouse did not kick becomes, earlier must handle something, for example went through the guesthouse formalities. This must! 既然同意了,余会非就开始盘算开民宿的事情了,毕竟开民宿也不是一蹴而成的事情,前期还是要做一些事情的,例如去办理开民宿的手续。这都是必须的！ „Since opens the inn, what our inn did call?” Horse-Face asked. “既然是开客栈,那我们这客栈叫什么啊？”马面问。 Yu Huifei thinks, said: „Behind has the grave, front has you, how did our places call the hell inn?” 余会非想了想后道:“后面有坟地,前面有你们,咱们这地方就叫地府客栈怎么样？” „What to do did that come Daoist Immortal?” Black Impermanence asked. “那来了神仙怎么办？”黑无常问。 Yu Huifei claps the palm of the hand saying: „Is reasonable, simply how did that call Heavenly Court to add the hell theme inn?” 余会非一拍巴掌道:“有道理,那干脆叫天庭加地府主题客栈怎么样？” The Ox-Head cow eye turns said: „Really coarse.” 牛头牛眼一翻道:“真难听。” Yu Huifei also feels coarse, then thinks after carefully, said: „That called Ghosts and Gods Inn, what kind of?” 余会非也觉得难听,然后仔细想了想后,道:“那就叫鬼神客栈,怎么样？” Ox-Head eye one bright, raises up a thumb saying: „This good!” 牛头眼睛一亮,竖起一根大拇指道:“这个好！” The people discussed appropriately, Yu Huifei is pondering over matter that went through the formalities. 众人商量妥当了,余会非就琢磨着办理手续的事情。 Went out to run, through some acquaintances, how was ravels should the running procedure. 出去跑了一圈,通过一些熟人,算是弄明白该怎么跑手续了。 At night, ate a thing, one by one sitting of being big and hungry looks at the grave mound in the post- courtyard...... this is also the scenery. 到了晚上,吃了点东西,一个个的饥肠辘辘的坐在后院子里看坟头……这也算是风景吧。 If usually, a Yu Huifei person does not dare to look absolutely. However side the present sits four Yin God, Yu Huifei wants to jump, jumps in the grave mound, which ghost having a look at to dare to come out to call two with him. 要是平时,余会非一个人是绝对不敢看的。但是如今身边坐着四个阴神,余会非很想跳起来,在坟头蹦迪,看看有没有哪个鬼敢出来跟他吆喝两句。 At this moment, Black Impermanence asked: „Little Yu, our that signboards whether to trade?” 就在这时,黑无常问道:“小鱼,咱们那牌匾是不是可以换了？” Yu Huifei pats the brain way: „Is reasonable, Brother Ox, follows, we change the signboard!” 余会非一拍脑门道:“有道理,牛哥,走,咱们换牌匾去！” If the ordinary signboard, Yu Huifei did not trade. 若是普通的牌匾,余会非也换不了。 However outside the signboard is wrapping paper case, he can process self-confidently. 但是牌匾外面套着纸壳子的,他自信还是能处理的。 Late at night, the Xiulin street also stopped, basically could not see the person's shadow, after all the Xiulin street was good, the opposite was a grave! No one is willing to come out to touch unlucky. 后半夜,秀林街也消停了,基本上看不到人影了,毕竟秀林街再好,对面可是一个坟地啊！没人愿意出来触晦气。 Ninth Floor front door quack squeak squeak opening slowly, a head thief searched, then a big fellow followed. 九楼的大门嘎嘎吱吱的缓缓打开,一个脑袋贼兮兮的探了出来,然后一个大块头跟着走了出来。 Yu Huifei and Ox-Head. 正是余会非和牛头。 Yu Huifei hints Ox-Head to act as lookout to him, his oneself foot is stepping on that with the stone lion that two resembles, going enough signboard diligently. 余会非示意牛头给他望风,他自己则脚踩着那个跟二哈似的石头狮子,努力的去够牌匾。 A result issue, always misses that little...... 结果个头问题,总是差那么一点点…… „Hurry up.” Ox-Head urged. “快点。”牛头催促道。 Yu Huifei said: „Do not urge, was poor, mother, later had money certainly to trade a proper big lion!” 余会非道:“别催,就差一点了,妈的,以后有钱了一定换个正经的大狮子！” Yu Huifei putting out a hand diligently, saw that the fingertip bumped into the paper case signboard quickly, the sudden big hand extended, pulled the signboard! 余会非努力的伸手,眼看着指尖都快碰到纸壳牌匾了,突然一只大手伸了过来,一把将牌匾扯了下去！ Yu Huifei was scared immediately, turns head, seeing only Ox-Head almost and he is equally high! Subconscious looks to the Ox-Head under foot, has not stepped on the lion! 余会非顿时傻眼了,一扭头,只见牛头几乎跟他一样高！下意识的看向牛头脚下,没踩狮子！ Looks at Ox-Head again that sturdily and very long very long arm, in the Yu Huifei brain only has a thought: „Damn! Real motherfucking is high!” 再看牛头那粗壮并且很长很长的臂膀,余会非脑子里只有一个念头:“操！真TM高！” Ox-Head not only took the paper case signboard, the following signboard one and pulled, then like clamping ultra-thin notebook, such relaxed clip in armpit! A pair of cow eye doubt looks at Yu Huifei saying: „Put out a hand to take, you in that fee/spent what vigor?” 牛头不仅将纸壳牌匾拿下来了,后面的牌匾一并扯了下来,然后如同夹着超薄笔记本电脑似的,就这么轻松的夹在了腋下！一双牛眼狐疑的看着余会非道:“伸手就拿下来了,你在那费什么劲呢？” The face of Yu Huifei was immediately black, vision vicious is staring at Ox-Head, finally the vision falls, in that was thicker than on a section of arm his thigh, then Yu Huifei clenches teeth, was kicking a foot to that two same stone lions, scolded: „Who makes you long be so short! Tomorrow grows to me!” 余会非的脸顿时就黑了,目光凶狠的盯着牛头,最后目光落在了那比他大腿还粗一截的胳膊上,然后余会非一咬牙,回头对着那二哈一样的石头狮子踢了一脚,骂道:“谁让你长这么矮的！明天给我长高点！” Then, in the Yu Huifei entering courtyard angrily. 说完,余会非气鼓鼓的进院子里去了。 Ox-Head sees this, helpless shaking the head, with. 牛头见此,无奈的摇摇头,跟着走了进去。 Closed the front door, the first matter that Yu Huifei did paper case ripping! Then Yu Huifei was scared! 关上大门,余会非做的第一件事就是把纸壳子给撕了下来！然后余会非傻眼了！ Sees only behind the paper case, on the signboard writes several large characters impressively: „What do you take a look at?” 只见纸壳后面,牌匾上赫然写着几个大字:“你瞅啥？” Yu Huifei sighed: „I know why now Lu Ya that old man kept off it, had it , the shop business can good damn.” 余会非叹了口气道:“我现在知道陆压那老头子为啥把它挡上了,有它在,店子生意能好才见鬼了。” Ox-Head said: „Lumber is good, dividing the firewood was good.” 牛头道:“木材还不错,劈了烧柴挺好。” The Yu Huifei nod said: „Ok.” 余会非点头道:“可以。” At this moment, the character on signboard had the change: „Do you want dead?” 就在这时,牌匾上的字出现了变化:“你想死么？” Yu Huifei looked, has a scare, called out: „This goods became a ghost!” 余会非一看,吓了一跳,叫道:“这货成精了！” Ox-Head said: „Probably real yeah? All right, burning was good.” 牛头道:“好像真的哎？没事,烧了就好了。” „You move me one to try! Told you, I was Wutong Tree that past Lu Ya perched! On the position, by the year, by...... yeah, the brat you do?!” On the signboard the rows of character shines. “你们动我一下试试！告诉你们,我乃当年陆压栖息的梧桐树所化！论地位,论年头,论……哎,臭小子你干什么？！”牌匾上一行行字亮起来。 Yu Huifei actually basic, no matter, has looked for the Ox-Head fork say/way: „Does not know that this thing can block your several forks!” 余会非却根本不管,已经找来了牛头的叉子道:“不知道这玩意能不能挡住你几叉子！” Then, Yu Huifei forked upward several! 说完,余会非就往上叉了几下！ What a pity, the signboard is very hard, inserts radically does not go bad. 可惜,牌匾很硬,根本插不坏。 The signboard incomparably happily demonstrated one line of characters: „Boy, Yin God magical treasure, cannot do to my!” 牌匾无比得意的显示了一行字:“小子,一个阴神的法宝,是奈何不了我的！” Yu Huifei nods saying: „Indeed, but does not worry. My this comes the person later in any case frequently, waits for the right fellow, tidies up you again. Really is not good, I throw in you restroom the town/subdues latrine pit.” 余会非点点头道:“的确,不过不着急。反正以后我这经常来人,等有合适的家伙,再收拾你。实在不行,我就把你扔厕所里镇茅坑。”