After Yu Huifei closely examines, knows, after these fellows goes to the hell to serve as a petty government official, the hell does not have the meat to eat. 余会非追问后才知道,这些家伙去了地府当差后,地府是没有肉吃的。 The hell has a pit goods Bodhisattva to defend in that he alone was a vegetarian even, every day wandered in the hell, but also looks that did not make others be a vegetarian. 地府有一个坑货菩萨守在那,他一个人吃素就算了,每天在地府转悠,还看着不让别人吃素。 Yu Huifei knits the brows: „Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva is not that side Buddhism? You should be the Heavenly Court manages?” 余会非皱眉道:“地藏王菩萨不是佛教那边的么？你们应该是天庭管的吧？” Horse-Face is also idles bored, patient explanation: „ Our that indeed is the Heavenly Court manages, but Kṣitigarbha king that old bald-headed thief is atypical. His nose with dog nose...... is not right, is Listening Truth that grandson, the ear clever. We one must eat the meat, they two ran. 马面也是闲得无聊,耐心的解释道:“我们那的确是天庭管的,但是地藏王那老贼秃不地道啊。他鼻子就跟狗鼻子似的……不对,是谛听那孙子,耳朵贼的很。我们一要吃肉,他们两就跑来了。 You also know, Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva magic power outstanding. After he comes, our anchorage, then he ate in that with that damn Listening Truth directly. 你也知道,地藏王菩萨法力高强。他过来之后,直接把我们定住了,然后他跟那该死的谛听就在那吃。 At the same time eats, but also brings squish the mouth. 一边吃,还带吧唧嘴的。 Is they eats us to look each time, but also was been greedy, this who can bear? 每次都是他们吃我们看着,还被馋着,这谁受得了啊？ Finally without the means that we do not eat. ” 最后没办法,我们也就不吃了。” Yu Huifei hears this, immediately smiled: „Never expected that Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva also has such lovable side.” 余会非听到这,顿时笑了:“没想到地藏王菩萨还有这么可爱的一面。” „Lovable? Is the bald-headed thief lovable? Hateful also almost!” White Impermanence follows to shout. “可爱？那贼秃还可爱？可恨还差不多！”白无常跟着叫嚷着。 The nod that Ox-Head that the distant place comes back also makes an effort said: „No matter you are chatting anything, so long as scolds Kṣitigarbha that bald-headed thief, I approved.” 远处回来的牛头也用力的点头道:“不管你们在聊什么,但是只要是骂地藏那贼秃,我就赞成。” Yu Huifei speechless, is not snatches their meat, doesn't make them eat the meat? 余会非一阵无语,不就是抢他们肉,不让他们吃肉么？ one by one as for...... 一个个至于么…… However thinks carefully, these fellow tens of thousands years, for over a hundred million years the day of being a vegetarian, Yu Huifei could not even bear hit a cicada. Trading is he, it is estimated that does he also meet the resentment to soar to the heavens? 不过仔细想想,这些家伙几万年、甚至上亿年如一日的吃素的日子,余会非也忍不住打了个寒蝉。换了是他,估计他也会怨气冲天吧？ During the speeches, the meat was ripe. 说话间,肉熟了。 Lifts the pot cover, a meat fluttered fragrant, the people only thought that the saliva overflowed instantaneously completely the mouth. 掀开锅盖,一股肉香飘了出来,众人只觉得口水瞬间溢满了口腔。 Yu Huifei inserts in the meat with the chopsticks, selected to put on the cutting board a meat, then large blade fell, slivers the piece by piece pork flat and thin piece. 余会非用筷子插进肉里,将一条肉挑了起来放到案板上,然后大刀落下,切成一片片的大肉片子。 Finally, Yu Huifei patted the crushed garlic, minced green onion and meter/rice pepper to be broken, finally poured into the soy sauce to do to dip the material. 最后,余会非又拍了蒜泥、葱花、米椒碎,最后倒入酱油做蘸料。 Followed to explode one bowl of chili oil, after frying a plate of shelled peanut, that side rice was also good. 跟着炸了一碗辣椒油,炒了一盘花生米后,那边的米饭也好了。 A Yu Huifei to rub sleeve, bellows: „Walks, goes downstairs to drink to eat the meat!” 余会非一撸袖子,大吼一声:“走,下楼喝酒吃肉去！” As soon as the people listen to cheer immediately: „Walks, drinks to eat the meat!” 众人一听顿时欢呼起来:“走,喝酒吃肉去！” One group of fellows went downstairs. 一群家伙呼呼啦啦的下楼去了。 That table for eight table, is that several people, a front door pass/test, exchanges toasts, eats to cook the meat, what one by one eats is the incomparable happiness. 还是那八仙桌桌,还是那几个人,大门一关,推杯换盏,吃炖肉,一个个吃的是无比的开心。 Midnight time, White Impermanence pats the shoulder of Yu Huifei saying: „Little Yu, I...... I with your suo......” 半夜的时候,白无常拍着余会非的肩膀道:“小鱼啊,我……我跟你嗦……” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: „You straight...... considered as finished the tongue repeatedly, you curl up to speak the tongue.” 余会非白了他一眼道:“你把舌头屡直了……算了,你把舌头卷起来说话。” White Impermanence shakes the head, although he usually is the tongue curls the stopper to go back to speak, but does not mean that the tongue hangs can not speak, this is also his one special ability, did not need the tongue unable saying: „Volume...... could not curl, too...... too...... vinegar......” 白无常摇头,他虽然平时都是舌头卷起来塞回去说话,但是并不意味着舌头垂着就不能说话,这也算是他的一种特别本领吧,不用舌头也不能说:“卷……卷不起来了,太……太……醋了……” Yu Huifei has a look carefully, my goodness goods drank to drink the tongue in a big way, no wonder said that could not curl. 余会非仔细看看,好家伙这货喝酒喝得舌头都大了一圈,难怪说卷不起来了。 Say/Way that Yu Huifei does not know whether to laugh or cry: „That let alone, will say tomorrow.” 余会非哭笑不得的道:“那就别说了,明天说。” White Impermanence shook the head, kicks drank unstaily, soon fell asleep Black Impermanence said: „You...... you...... suo.” 白无常摇头,踢了一脚喝得东倒西歪,快要睡着了的黑无常道:“你……你……嗦。” Black Impermanence and White Impermanence were old friends, a look knows that the opposite party must say anything. 黑无常和白无常是老朋友了,一个眼神就知道对方要说什么。 Although the Black Impermanence brain also drinks to drink now is not miraculous, but has the yawn saying: „Old White wants to ask you, tomorrow what to do. Can't every day sell the vegetable/dish? The good and evil we are also hell Yin God, you are also the Heavenly Court in-service staff. Finally became the vegetable farmer, a little loses face. Passes on not of pleasant to hear......” 虽然黑无常脑子现在也喝酒喝得不灵光了,不过还是打着哈欠道:“老白想问你,明天咋整。总不能每天都卖菜吧？好歹我们也是地府阴神,你也是天庭在职人员。最后都成了菜农,有点丢人啊。传出去更不好听……” Hears this saying, Yu Huifei is a parade is also big, but waves saying: „Elder Brother several did not need to think so many, came to stay well, when oneself is staying. As for money, I try to find the solution again, isn't sells the vegetable/dish? Does not lose face.” 听到这话,余会非也是一阵头大,不过还是挥手道:“哥几个不用想那么多了,来了就好好呆着,当自己家呆着。至于钱,我再想办法,不就是卖菜么？不丢人。” Such remarks, Ox-Head is not glad: „We have the arm has the leg are not the disabled people, I do not believe that our one group of Heavenly Court in-service staff mix might as well an average person. I felt, we must mix a positive result to come, when the time comes the big mouth drinks, the big stuttering meat, that lives.” 此话一出,牛头不乐意了:“我们有胳膊有腿的又不是废人,我不信了,咱们一群天庭在职人员混的还不如一个普通人。我觉得,我们必须混出点名堂来,到时候大口喝酒,大口吃肉,那才是生活。” Horse-Face follows to pound the table saying: „Right! We cannot exactly vexed oneself!” 马面跟着拍案而起道:“对！我们不能把自己活窝囊了!” Black Impermanence follows should with, then after looking at White Impermanence, called out: „White Impermanence also approves.” 黑无常跟着应和,然后看了一眼白无常后叫道:“白无常也赞同。” After Yu Huifei thinks, said: „Elder Brother several intentions I led, but everyone this appearance , was not jokes aside good to make anything.” 余会非想想后,道:“哥几个心意我领了,但是大家这外貌,说真的,不好做啥啊。” Such remarks, several fellows withered immediately, indeed, Ox-Head Horse-Face, a long tongue, ferocious-looking, this takes, it is estimated that money has not gained, can make a contribution to the science research actually. 此话一出,几个家伙顿时萎了,的确,一个牛头一个马面,一个长舌头,一个青面獠牙的,这拿出去,估计钱没赚到,倒是能为科研事业做点贡献。 Waves, Yu Huifei makes everyone rest earlier, tomorrow will ponder over again. 挥挥手,余会非让大家早点睡吧,明天再琢磨。 The people also know, oneself lacks the cognition to this world, washing the face the important person teaches to be good. Therefore, really wants to help, now on obediently and honestly is treating, the coordination was good. 众人也知道,自己对这个世界缺乏认知,洗脸都要人教才行。所以,真想帮忙,现在就老老实实的待着,配合就好了。 Therefore several fellows went upstairs to sleep. 于是几个家伙上楼睡觉去了。 After tossing about times several, almost looks at moon to fall, then the horizon exudes fish-belly white. 翻来覆去好几次后,几乎是看着月亮落下去,然后天边泛起鱼肚白的。 Finally Yu Huifei cannot fall asleep, after tossing about times several, almost looks at moon to fall, then the horizon exudes fish-belly white. 最终余会非还是睡不着,翻来覆去好几次后,几乎是看着月亮落下去,然后天边泛起鱼肚白的。 Finally Yu Huifei cannot fall asleep, early crawled, opened the front door, stood on the stone arch bridge, the labored breathing the cool breeze from mountain deep place, the cool breeze is entering the lung, cold air filled the brain, the Yu Huifei whole person was much energetic. 最终余会非还是睡不着,早早的爬起来了,推开大门,站在石拱桥上,用力呼吸着来自大山深处的凉风,凉风入肺,一股凉气灌脑,余会非整个人都精神了不少。 At this moment, Yu Huifei sees the Xiulin street end, were many gang. 就在这时,余会非看到秀林街尽头,多了一伙人。 These people are very strange, they are carrying a paint barrel every, for the time being says is the paint. Then these people found a place, starts to spread to level the paint toward oneself on, a bewilderment of looked Yu Huifei face. 这些人很古怪,他们人手拎着一个油漆桶,暂且就说是油漆吧。然后这些人找了个地方,就开始往自己身上涂抹平油漆,看的余会非一脸的莫名其妙。 Yu Huifei collected curiously...... 余会非好奇的凑了过去…… „Brothers, is your does do?” Yu Huifei asked. “兄弟,你们这是干啥呢？”余会非问。 And a youth of wear Qing dynasty watermelon fur hat said with a smile: „Plays, as for playing anything, you looked that one will know.” 其中一个穿着大清朝西瓜皮帽子的青年笑道:“玩呢,至于玩啥,你看一会就知道了。” Then he put on one already the long unlined gown of local tyrant brass paint, again these circumcision of paint after on the face smudges, he arrives in front of Yu Huifei, stood same place, high raising hand, made a greeting movement. 然后他披上了一个已经土豪黄铜油漆的大褂,再将那些油漆往脸上净心涂抹后,他来到余会非面前,原地站好了,高高的举起手来,做了个一个打招呼的动作。 Was then motionless. 然后就不动了。 Yu Huifei stares, surprised say/way: „Fuck, with really! Action art?” 余会非一愣,惊讶的道:“我曹,跟真的似的！行为艺术？” Yu Huifei eventually is not a hick, went to college outside, has seen the world. 余会非终究不是土包子,在外面上过大学,见过世面。 The youth said with a smile: „Right, was this. This did not have the small false, we are idling being all right, played.” 青年笑道:“对了,就是这个。这不放小假了么,我们闲着没事,玩玩。” During the speeches, another two youth also dressed up, pretended the white stone sculpture, another is the appearance of bronze and this youth is also exactly the same at present. 说话间,另外两个青年也打扮好了,一个装作白石头雕塑,另一个也是青铜的模样和眼前这青年一模一样。 Yu Huifei touches the chin, in the eye none sparkles...... 余会非摸了摸下巴,眼中精光闪闪……