Yu Huifei gathers near Black Impermanence: „Don't you help?” 余会非凑到黑无常边上:“你不帮忙？” Black Impermanence light say/way: „Judge oneself hit him to be enough, I began again, feared that killed him.” 黑无常淡淡的道:“判官自己打他就足够了,我再动手,怕打死他。” Yu Huifei speechless, the heart said: Is this really the good brothers? motherfucker! 余会非一阵无语,心说:这真的是好兄弟么？MMP！ Afterward Yu Huifei also looked to understand, although Cui Jue started heavily, had the weight very much, not really must holding to put on White Impermanence, actually like hitting is playing. 后来余会非也看明白了,崔珏虽然下手不轻,却很有轻重,并非真的要把白无常给捅穿了,倒是像打着玩呢。 At this time Ox-Head collected saying: „Do not worry, this is our hell unique greeting way. Custom good......” 这时候牛头凑过来道:“别担心,这是我们地府独特的打招呼方式。习惯就好……” Yu Huifei hehe said: „Later, do not notify me as far as possible.” 余会非呵呵道:“以后,尽量别跟我打招呼。” Ox-Head: „......” 牛头:“……” Restless, Cui Jue was also tired, sat with White Impermanence. 闹腾过后,崔珏也累了,和白无常一起坐了下来。 Everyone takes a seat in abundance, hell one line of five people each other knew, naturally did not need to introduce. 大家纷纷落座,地府一行五人彼此都认识,自然不用介绍了。 As for Yu Huifei, before coming, Cui Jue has also listened to the Yu Huifei name, therefore also understanding. 至于余会非,来之前,崔珏也听过余会非的名字,所以也认识。 Yu Huifei curious asking: „Judge Cui, heard that you grasp Life and Death Book and Judge Pen, is whose lifespan you know?” 余会非好奇的问道:“崔判官,听说您掌握生死簿和判官笔,是不是谁的阳寿你都知道啊？” Cui Jue hears this saying, begins slightly supinely, proud say/way: „Knows several points actually.” 崔珏听到这话,微微仰起头,骄傲的道:“倒是知道几分。” Yu Huifei knows, this goods should anything know, will otherwise not say. Then collects, hehe currying favor with said: „You said, some of my lifespan also how many years? I can live 120 years old...... yeah to consider as finished, I do not need so to be exactly long. Lived good 70 years old......” 余会非知道,这货应该啥都知道了,否则不会这么说。然后凑上去,嘿嘿的献媚道:“那你说说,我阳寿还有多少年？我能活到一百二十岁……哎算了,我不用活那么久。活到七十岁就行了……” Judge Cui hears word, laughs saying: „Little Yu, you enter Immortal Book now, has removed from Life and Death Book. You now are the long life condition, so long as were not killed, you can live.” 崔判官闻言,哈哈大笑道:“小鱼,你现在入了仙人籍,早就从生死簿上除名了。你现在是长生状态,只要不被人干掉,你可以一直活着。” Yu Huifei one hear, calls out in alarm said: „My long life?” 余会非一听,惊呼道:“我长生了？” This throat voice is enormous, shouted that Yu Huifei regretted. 这一嗓子嗓门极大,喊完余会非就后悔了。 Really, some outside people are shouting: „Brothers, what vegetable/dish? How many drinks? Returned long life?” 果然,外面有人嚷嚷着:“兄弟,啥菜啊？喝多少啊？还长生了？” Follows some people hehe to say with a smile: „Gives me one bottle of sorghum liquor, my motherfucking is Jade Emperor, likes the Sir/minister leading the way!” 跟着有人嘿嘿笑道:“给我一瓶二锅头,我TM就是玉帝,爱卿开路！” „Go away!” “滚！” ...... …… Yu Huifei awkward scratching the tip of the nose said: „, Modern people, compared with not caring about these.” 余会非尴尬的擦擦鼻头道:“诸位,现代人,比较不在意那些。” Cui Jue said with a smile: „We work in Netherworld, anyone has not seen. It is not strange!” 崔珏笑道:“我们在阴曹地府做事,什么人没见过。不奇怪！” Yu Huifei also relaxes, then writes down two names saying: „You have a look, this is my parents, their lifespans how?” 余会非也松了口气,然后写下两个名字道:“您看看,这是我父母,他们的阳寿如何？” Cui Jue looked at one, then shakes the head saying: „ Little Yu, you now were also Immortal Book, should understand that various trades and occupations had the custom. Our customs, are the secret cannot divulge. You are Immortal, Immortal long life, this is not the secret, therefore I can say. 崔珏看了一眼,然后摇头道:“小鱼,你现在也是仙人籍了,应该明白各行各业都有规矩。我们这规矩,就是天机不能泄露。你是仙人,仙人长生,这不是秘密,所以我能说。 However you asked the common person, that was the secret. ” 但是你问寻常人,那就是天机了。” Yu Huifei hears word, a dumbness. 余会非闻言,一阵无言。 His for a lifetime, no worries greatly, only worrying is the parents in rural area. 他这一辈子,没什么大牵挂,唯一的牵挂就是自家远在农村的父母。 Cares about the body of parents, as well as lifespan. 关心二老的身体,以及阳寿。 At this time Cui Jue hehe said with a smile: „Little Yu, you have thought that you asked that what the goal of lifespan is?” 这时候崔珏呵呵一笑道:“小鱼,你有没有想过,你问阳寿的目的是什么？” Yu Huifei stares, thinks, said: „Is worried about the body of parents.” 余会非一愣,想了想后道:“担心二老的身体啊。” Cui Jue continues to ask: „If the parents lifespan remains the not many, how you do work as?” 崔珏继续问道:“若是二老阳寿所剩无多,你当如何？” Yu Huifei said: „That naturally was goes back to accompany them.” 余会非道:“那自然是回去陪伴他们了。” Cui Jue heard this to laugh, knocks a head of Yu Huifei saying: „Since must be filial to the utmost, why that must wait for their lifespan not many time goes back? Cannot while they have greatly the time time, accompanies them well?” 崔珏听到这哈哈大笑,敲了一下余会非的脑袋道:“既然要尽孝,那为何一定要等他们阳寿无多的时候才回去呢？难道就不能趁着他们有大把的时间的时候,好好陪陪他们？” Hears this saying, Yu Huifei is stunned. 听到这话,余会非愕然。 Afterward Yu Huifei sets out to bow a ritual to say to Cui Jue: „Many thanks the mister directs, right that the mister said that I should go back to accompany them well.” 随后余会非起身对着崔珏躬身一礼道:“多谢先生指点,先生说的对,我是该回去好好陪陪他们了。” The Cui Jue nod said: „ Life is short, only hundred years. 崔珏点头道:“人生苦短,区区百年。 Even if daily accompanies, leaves, you also thought that the associated time is too short. 纵然天天相陪,离开的时候,你也觉得相伴时间太短。 Many people cannot think through, usually does not accompany, the person walked wept and wailed, what significance did that have? ” 很多人就是想不通,平时不陪伴,人走了去哭喊,那又有什么意义呢？” Yu Huifei follows to nod...... 余会非跟着点头…… Nearby Horse-Face said: „Little Yu, you feared that cannot get away? This Reformation Bureau Bureau Chief status, you are lowest rank. Only feared the time of asking for leave aren't much?” 边上的马面道:“小鱼,你怕是走不了吧？这劳改局局长的身份,你还是最低等级。只怕请假的时间不多吧？” Yu Huifei runs Third Floor immediately, looked for that broken book to flip, the face was then black. 余会非立刻跑上三楼,找了那本破书翻了翻,然后脸都黑了。 Because in the book writes, red long robe, vacation one year a day. 因为书上写着,赤色长袍,假期一年一天。 In other words, his present jurisdiction rank, can only leave Ninth Floor one day every year! 也就是说,他现在的权限等级,每年只能离开九楼一天！ The time grew, broke the rules, when the time comes has Heavenly Punishment to arrive. 时间长了,就犯规了,到时候自有天罚降临。 Yu Huifei continues to read, the mouth is whispering: „I cannot walk, that receives the parents.” 余会非继续翻看,嘴里嘀咕着:“我不能走,那就把二老接过来。” On the result writes: „Red long robe, only permits bystander most stations for three days!” 结果上面写着:“赤色长袍,仅许外人最多驻留三天！” Yu Huifei looked, the climate must want flip the table, this is not good, that is not good, but also pulls! 余会非一看,顿时气得想要掀桌子,这也不行,那也不行,还扯个屁啊！ Yu Huifei walks, patted Yu Huifei saying: „Custom dies, the person lives. Your present predicament is very simple , to promote the jurisdiction diligently and that's the end.” 余会非走过来,拍了拍余会非道:“规矩是死的,人是活的。你现在的困局很简单,努力提升权限就是了。” Yu Huifei continues to read the book in hand, behind mentioned issue that the jurisdiction promotes. 余会非继续翻看手里的书,后面提到了权限升级的问题。 Simplest is contribution adds Karmic Virtue. 最简单的就是功绩加功德。 contribution is, manages good Ninth Floor, do not make the trick. Then transforms ghosts and gods, can obtain contribution. 功绩就是,管理好九楼,不要闹出幺蛾子。然后改造好一个鬼神,就可以得到一点功绩。 A month of does not have any matter happened to the end, can obtain 1 contribution additionally. 一个月到头没有任何事情发生,也可以额外的得到一点功绩。 contribution or sufficiently collected three thousand Karmic Virtue to 100 points, can the promotion jurisdiction. 功绩累计到一百点或者凑足了三千功德,都可以升级权限。 Karmic Virtue does good, doing good Karmic Virtue that can obtain correspondingly, as for concrete Karmic Virtue many must because of events different. 功德则是做好事,做好事可以得到相应的功德,至于具体的功德多少还要因事而异。 Simultaneously behind also with the key item that the rubrication labels: „Attention, what you represent is Ninth Floor, what represented is the Heavenly Court dignity, handles anything unable to harm the Heavenly Court dignity. If harms the Heavenly Court image, will then buckle contribution or Karmic Virtue, if is completely the negative number, gets down Heavenly Prison!” 同时后面还有一条用红字标注的重点事项:“注意,你代表的是九楼,代表的是天庭的威严,做任何事情不能有损天庭的威严。若是有损天庭形象,则会扣功绩或者功德,若是全部为负数,下天牢！” Yu Huifei looked, immediately frightened one to tremble, this also had the risk! 余会非一看,顿时吓了一个哆嗦,这还有风险啊！ Immediately Yu Huifei sprouted the thought of throwing up one's job, but turned immediately the thought of cursing Lu Ya, then he scolded. 顿时余会非又萌生了撂挑子的念头,不过马上就变成了大骂陆压的念头了,然后他就骂了。 After the one breath scolded ten minutes of Lu Ya ancestor 18 generations, Yu Huifei dejected sitting in that said: „This day, has had no way.” 一口气骂了十分钟的陆压祖宗十八代后,余会非颓然的坐在那,道:“这日子,没法过了。” Cui Jue hears word, shows a faint smile saying: „Day, looks like rapes, you could not revolt, why didn't enjoy?” 崔珏闻言,微微一笑道:“日子啊,就像是强奸,你反抗不了,为什么不享受呢？” Yu Huifei white Yu Huifei said: „Mister, we make the analogy time can refined? You are also a writer.” 余会非白了余会非一眼道:“先生,咱们打比喻的时候能斯文点么？你好歹也是个文人。” Hears this saying rapidly, White Impermanence curls in the tongue the plug cock, hmph hmph saying: „His writer? I! Have you seen with the writer of pen and paper others buttocks? The key also passes in and out, was not too the thing!” 听到这话,白无常迅速的将舌头卷起来塞嘴里,哼哼道:“他文人？我呸！你见过用笔扎别人屁股的文人么？关键还进进出出的,太不是东西了！” Cui Jue said proudly: „ How to see? My this is the man (Han) meek elegant demeanor! 崔珏傲然道:“怎么没见过？我这是汉儒风采！ The guy period, I can match the sword, with your explaining truth, on the drawing a sword internecine strife, you died, I to your corpse reasonable. ” 大汉时期,我可是可以配剑的,跟你说不明白道理,就拔剑火拼,你死了,我对着你的尸体讲道理。” Hears this saying, Yu Huifei speechless, but thinks carefully, seemed like the writer of Han Dynasty, was indeed maneating. 听到这话,余会非一阵无语,不过仔细想想,貌似汉朝的文人,的确凶悍。 That is the article can govern the world absolutely, the military can the lord of Kaijiang mountain, valiant compels. 那绝对是文能治天下,武能开江山的主,彪悍的一逼。 The writer who thinks of the guy in addition can the wave completely life, in the Yu Huifei heart raise a heroic spirit, pounds the table saying: „I do not believe that my Yu Huifei will die to the frame by such rules!” 想到大汉的文人尚且可以浪尽人生,余会非心中升起一股豪气,拍案而起道:“我就不信了,我余会非会被这么点条条框框给框死了！” Sees Yu Huifei so, the people also smiled. 见到余会非如此,众人也笑了。 Ox-Head said: „Little Yu, liquor? Or do we come two cups?” 牛头道:“小鱼,还有酒么？要不咱们来两杯？”