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#21: Brings Yin God to grow vegetables $ 1


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Yu Huifei eye one bright, this thinks, Beheading Immortal Flying Blade followed Lu Ya to treat here does not know many years, had definitely encountered similar problem, had the law of decoding inevitably. 余会非眼睛一亮,这才想起来,斩仙飞刀跟着陆压在这里待了不知道多少年了,肯定遇到过类似的麻烦,必然有破解之法。 Therefore Yu Huifei asked: How to do?” 于是余会非问道:“怎么搞?” Beheading Immortal Flying Blade hehe said with a smile: Actually, I in this besides detaining, makes a small-scale business.” 斩仙飞刀嘿嘿笑道:“其实吧,我在这除了关押外,也做点小生意。” Yu Huifei stares...... 余会非一愣…… Has not waited for Yu Huifei to respond, Beheading Immortal Flying Blade said: You must buy anything, told me. My some sell you cheaply!” 没等余会非反应过来呢,斩仙飞刀道:“你要买啥,跟我说。我这有的便宜卖你!” Yu Huifei one hear pinches big eyeball to say directly: You pull out my, eats my, drinks my, do you also manage me to ask for money?” 余会非一听直接掐着大眼珠子道:“你抽我的,吃我的,喝我的,你还管我要钱?” Big eyeball is showing the whites of the eyes to call out: I am a middle man, you must give me money inventory!” 眼珠子翻着白眼叫道:“我就是个中间商,你得给我钱进货啊!” Yu Huifei this tea lets go, holds in the mouth the smoke to hand over the 50 cents: Buys the 50 cents for me one hundred dollar bill! The antique of Tang Song , Yuan , Ming , Qing was also good! Really is not good, gives me to come five dollars divine beast meat anything also good......” 余会非这茶撒手,叼着烟递过去五毛钱:“给我买五毛钱的一百元大钞!唐宋元明清的古董也行!实在不行,就给我来五块钱的神兽肉啥的也好……” Go away!” Beheading Immortal Flying Blade gave a Yu Huifei big supercilious look directly, then shot a look at seed in the Yu Huifei saying: These that you want could get so far as, but you give me five hair, you buy! Then, you now how much money?” “滚!”斩仙飞刀直接给了余会非一个大白眼,然后瞥了一眼余会非手里的种子道:“你要的那些或许能弄到,但是你就给我五毛,你买个屁啊!说吧,你现在有多少钱?” Yu Huifei pulls out, altogether 200. 余会非掏出来,一共两百块。 After Beheading Immortal Flying Blade looked, sighed: This money really could not have done anything, this, I eat the point to owe, you give me 200, I have one bag of seeds to sell you. Do not stare......” 斩仙飞刀看了看后,叹息道:“这点钱还真干不了什么,这样吧,我吃点亏,你给我两百块,我这有一袋种子可以卖你。你别瞪眼睛啊……” „Do I stare? I buy subblock eight hair one bag outside, haven't your 200 you made me stare? Cannot be victorious you, I want to nip you!” Calling out that Yu Huifei clenches jaws. “我瞪眼睛?我在外面买种子块八毛的一袋,你这两百块你还不让我瞪眼睛?要不是打不过你,我都想咬你了!”余会非咬牙切齿的叫道。 Heard the Yu Huifei sound, Ox-Head Horse-Face and the others also got down, after softhearted reason, denounced the big eyeball black heart with Yu Huifei together. 听到余会非的声音,牛头马面等人也下来了,温情缘由后,跟着余会非一起声讨大眼珠子黑心。 Big eyeball does not make concessions, hmph hmph saying: „ You do not understand! I told the facts, my present status is the criminal in custody, but was one does not have the middle man of goods on hand. 眼珠子也不退让,哼哼道:“你们懂个屁啊!我实话实说吧,我现在的身份是在押犯人,但是也是一个手头没货的中间商。 The prices of these thing are not my targets, is others supplies goods the trademark. 那些玩意的价格不是我标的,是人家供货商标的。 You do not give me money, I do not have the means to take delivery of goods! ” 你不给我钱,我就没办法提货!” Yu Huifei touches the chin saying: What does his have?” 余会非摸摸下巴道:“那他那都有啥啊?” Big eyeball shakes the head saying: „ Did not say, but do not count on that had what high-quality goods. Now is our the squatting prison, the prison understands? 眼珠子摇头道:“不好说,不过你也别指望有什么好货。现在我们这是蹲监狱,监狱懂么? Which prison do you see to have the ample food? 你见过哪家监狱有大鱼大肉么? Therefore, is some tattered thing...... for example the green vegetables seed, the chicken bastard and pig lamb anything, is some mortal world is in any case good, Heavens is the thing of trash. 所以,都是一些破烂玩意……例如青菜种子、小鸡崽子、猪羔子什么的,反正就是一些人间算不错,天上是垃圾的东西。 The key point is the price is very black! 重点是价格特别黑! However should not be glad, such a secret passage that this is Lu Ya that old fogy held the relations that clears initially. 但是你也别不乐意,这还是当初陆压那老家伙托的关系开通的这么一条秘密通道呢。 Moreover that supplier mouth holds in the mouth, these things, although calculates the trash in Heavenly Court, however in secular world absolutely is the rare goods, some of your not necessarily people sell you richly. ” 而且那供货商嘴叼的很,那些东西虽然在天庭算垃圾,但是在凡间绝对是稀有货,你有钱都不一定有人卖你。” Hears this, Yu Huifei doubt looks at big eyeball: „The secular world money, does Daoist Immortal also recognize?” 听到这,余会非狐疑的看着大眼珠子:“凡间的钱,神仙也认?” Big eyeball shakes the head saying: Does not recognize, but the fellow likes the secular world money. Also sold to our is some tattered, others do not care about this small profit. What kind of? Buys? Bought words, I contact him.” 眼珠子摇头道:“不认,但是那家伙就喜欢凡间的钱。再说了卖给我们的都是些破烂,人家也不在意这点小利润。怎么样?买不买?买的话,我就跟他联系啦。” Yu Huifei can say anything, although he now 200 dollars, but these 200 dollars cannot make money! 余会非能说啥,他现在虽然有两百块钱,但是这两百块钱不能生钱啊! Sooner or later must all spend. 迟早都要花完的。 But if must change into the seed, not only can solve the problem that eats meal, but can also be used to make money. 但是如果要换成种子的话,不仅可以解决吃饭的问题,还能用来赚钱。 Thinks it over, finally Yu Huifei gave big eyeball 200, hence, in Yu Huifei, remaining five, most bought one bag of instant noodles again. 思来想去,最终余会非将两百块交给了大眼珠子,至此,余会非手里,就剩下一块五了,最多再买一袋方便面了。 After big eyeball draws cash, was illuminating the photo to the sunlight, this goods will also examine the counterfeit paper money unexpectedly! 眼珠子拿了钱后,对着阳光照了照,这货竟然还会验假钞! After determination, big eyeball had money to sneak in the bottle gourd, no meeting, big eyeball came out, threw to a Yu Huifei bag greens seed. 确定是真的后,大眼珠子带着钱钻进了葫芦里,没一会,大眼珠子出来了,扔给余会非一袋子生菜种子。 However what makes Yu Huifei pleasantly surprised is, although is one bag, but this bag is three times of sizes that outside sells! Moreover the seed is very full, knows evidently is the high-quality goods! 不过让余会非惊喜的是,虽然都是一袋,但是这一袋是外面卖的三倍大小!而且种子无比饱满,看样子就知道是好货! Little Yu, that side supplier I was the relation was appropriate, later had any secular world good thing, if opposite being interested, is willing to make the exchange with us. However, you also know the merchant, the thief deceitful......” big eyeball said. 小鱼,那边的供应商我算是联系妥当了,以后有啥凡间的好东西,如果对面感兴趣的话,都愿意跟我们做交换。不过,你也知道商人么,贼奸诈……”大眼珠子道。 Yu Huifei nods, throwing is rewards with food and drink to his cigarette, result big eyeball declined, the say/way of righteousness expression: Helps the brothers handle matters, can I want the advantage? Then wants to pull out looked for you again!” 余会非点头,扔给他一根烟算是犒劳,结果大眼珠子回绝了,义正言辞的道:“帮兄弟办事,我能要好处么?回头想抽了再找你!” Then big eyeball on the retracting bottle gourd. 然后大眼珠子就缩回葫芦里去了。 Sees this, Yu Huifei felt suddenly, this goods as if also good. 看到这一幕,余会非忽然觉得,这货似乎还不错。 Ox-Head and the others also clap the palm of the hand saying: Good brothers, to suffice the loyalty!” 牛头等人也是拍着巴掌道:“好兄弟,够义气!” Then the group went upstairs to farm...... 然后一行人就上楼去种地了…… When they walked, in the yellow skin bottle gourd emitted the silk threads white smoke, transmits with a comfortable sound: China is good to pull out comfortably......!” 等他们都走了,黄皮葫芦里冒出了丝丝缕缕的白烟,跟着一个舒爽的声音传来:“还是中华好抽啊……舒坦!” Again after the seed plants, Yu Huifei several people again squat in that stare at the earth pit to look. 再次将种子种下后,余会非几个人再次蹲在那盯着土坑看。 After several minutes, the small earth pit had the sound. 几分钟过后,小土坑就有了动静。 Just started, Yu Huifei also thought the oneself vertigo, but the sound in earth pit was getting bigger and bigger, the vibration that the small earth scraps/condescend kept, with wiped the green bud to brave. 刚开始,余会非还以为自己眼花了,但是土坑里的动静越来越大了,小土屑不停的震动,跟着一抹绿芽冒了出来。 Yu Huifei the eye was at that time straight! 余会非当时眼睛都直了! As modern people, he actually does not believe regarding what profound studies and demons and monsters. 作为一个现代人,他对于什么玄学、妖魔鬼怪其实是不信的。 Until saw Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence believed that but after being together for a long time, had not thought that was novel. After all these fellows, besides status and appearance unusual, other aspects have no difference from the average person. 直到见到了牛头马面黑白无常才信了,但是相处久了以后,也就没觉得多新奇了。毕竟这几个家伙,除了身份和长相奇特外,其他的方面跟普通人没啥区别。 However at present this scene too mystical, the seed sprinkles for several minutes to start to germinate unexpectedly, this speed...... 但是眼前这景象就太神异了,种子洒下去几分钟竟然就开始发芽了,这速度…… Flamboyant!” After Yu Huifei could not bear acclaim one, immediately sets out, yelled: What also takes a look at? Works! Does not want to starve to death, hurries to grow vegetables!” “牛逼!”余会非忍不住赞叹了一声后,立刻起身,大叫道:“还瞅啥?干活啊!不想饿死的,赶紧种菜!” Then Ox-Head carried the fork to start to turn the soil, Horse-Face followed to dig a pit, Yu Huifei sowed the seed, Black Impermanence draws earth, White Impermanence is curling the bucket with the tongue, the following on the heels water spray. 然后牛头拎着叉子开始翻地了,马面跟着挖坑,余会非撒种子,黑无常土,白无常用舌头卷着水桶,跟在后面洒水。 Was busy at work one in the morning, wipes the sweat on forehead to noon time Yu Huifei, turned head again, saw only the earliest type the greens has grown half palm of the hand big leaf blade. The leaf blade is emerald green, seems like very tender! 忙活了一上午,到中午的时候余会非擦擦额头上的汗水,再一回头,只见最早种下去的生菜已经长出半个巴掌大的叶片了。叶片翠绿无比,看起来就十分的嫩! Breaks off the next leaf conveniently, the moisture content in leaf very sufficient, is very crisp, eats sweet has one share to pass the heart to be cool, very comfortable, this absolutely is he has eaten the most delicious greens! 随手掰下一片叶子,叶子里的水分十分的充足,很脆,吃起来甜甜的带着一股子透心凉,十分的舒服,这绝对是他吃过的最好吃的生菜! Although is the greens, but said that he is the fruit, is not excessive, after all this thing dips the sauce in the northeast. 虽然是生菜,但是说他是水果,也不过分,毕竟这东西在东北就是蘸酱的。 Yu Huifei cannot bear sigh: „The thing that dwelling place of celestial beings seed plants is really the good thing!” 余会非忍不住感叹道:“仙家种子种出来的东西果然是好东西啊!” Before Yu Huifei, has stayed in the rural area, has eaten the greens, although the common greens are also good, but with this comparing, being short for several points was cool and clear and melodious, particularly that taste, missing is not a tiny bit. 余会非以前也在农村呆过,吃过生菜,寻常的生菜虽然也不错,但是和这个比,少了几分清凉和爽脆,尤其是那口感,差了不是一星半点。 Cannot say that this greens are the marvelous work, however in greens, absolutely was the best quality goods in best quality goods. 不能说这生菜是神品,但是在生菜里,也绝对是极品中的极品了。
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