TRRLB :: Volume #1

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Rumble...... 咕噜噜…… The belly of Yu Huifei is hungry, in the morning has not had the breakfast, but also tossed about one in the morning. Before forgot busily, now rests, all hungers walked. Yu Huifei only felt, Wuzang Temple must collapse. 余会非的肚子早就饿了,早上没吃早餐,还折腾了一上午。之前是忙碌的忘记了,现在一休息,所有的饥饿都找上门来了。余会非只觉得,五脏庙都要坍塌了。 Little Yu, was too hungry, the integral point eats.” Ox-Head is rubbing the belly, the pain looks at Yu Huifei. 小鱼,太饿了,整点吃的吧。”牛头揉着肚皮,苦兮兮的看着余会非 Yu Huifei looks at these greens, although has not grown up completely, but stamps the feet saying: Eats!” 余会非看着那些生菜,虽然还没有完全长大,不过还是一跺脚道:“吃!” Has not waited for Yu Huifei to begin, Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Head Horse-Face had begun, the greens that generally is like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds long all gave to pull out. 没等余会非动手,黑白无常牛头马面已经动手了,风卷残云一般将已经长出来的生菜全都给拔了。 Yu Huifei hurries to stop, making everyone break off the leaf, does not want pull up by the roots, has the root system in inside, but can also be long. 余会非赶紧叫停,让大家掰叶子,不要连根拔,有根系在里面,还能长。 The people then restrained much, the movement was careful much. 众人这才收敛了不少,动作小心了不少。 Picks the vegetable/dish, Ox-Head while is whispering: Mother, under my solemn hell Yin God plow land even, but also wants oneself to pick the vegetable/dish! oneself picked the vegetable/dish even, was much better! This day...... really enduring hardships of T mother.” 一边摘菜,牛头一边嘀咕着:“妈的,我堂堂地府阴神下地耕地就算了,还要自己摘菜!自己摘菜就算了,好得小心翼翼的!这日子……真T娘的遭罪。” Horse-Face follows saying: If we had known, does not drink.” 马面跟着道:“早知道,不喝酒了。” Un un un......” Black and White Impermanence follows to nod. “嗯嗯嗯……”黑白无常跟着点头。 Several fellows reached the agreement at something for the first time. 几个家伙第一次在某件事上达成了共识。 When picked the vegetable/dish, the people ran down the building, after crashing in directly kitchen, then...... 等摘好了菜,众人呼呼啦啦的跑下了楼,直接冲进了后厨,然后…… The collective was scared! 集体傻眼了! Ka ka ka...... 咔咔咔…… Yu Huifei is breaking off the gas-cooker, a result ignition planetesimal does not have. 余会非掰着燃气灶,结果一点火星子都没有。 Little Yu, what situation?” Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence lack the cognition to this world, but is not silly. 小鱼,啥情况?”牛头马面黑白无常只是对这个世界缺乏认知,但是并不傻。 At present this thing they, although did not know, but above is putting up the pot, looked is the ignition is used to prepare food. But Yu Huifei he held gu the half of the day, had not seen that had sparks/Mars to come out, curious asking of one by one. 眼前这玩意他们虽然不认识,但是上面架着锅呢,一看就是点火用来做菜的。可是余会非他捅咕了半天,也没见到有火星子出来,一个个的好奇的问道。 Yu Huifei patted the natural gas tank, then carried to shake shaking, finally could not bear shout 'motherfucker' saying: Holds your Lu Ya Immortal solemn, you were in desperate straits came the pit father!” 余会非拍了拍煤气罐,然后拎起来晃了晃,最后忍不住骂娘道:“操你个陆压仙人板板的,你这是弹尽粮绝了才来坑老子啊!” Just like Yu Huifei thinks that without gas. 正如余会非所想的,没有煤气了。 „, Is that does not catch fire?” Ox-Head Horse-Face and the others were a little anxious. “呃,那就是点不着火了?”牛头马面等人有点急了。 A Yu Huifei eyeball revolution, hmph hmph saying: „Can living person also make the urine feel stifled? Walks, goes to Third Floor, we use traditional method to prepare food!” 余会非眼珠子一转,哼哼道:“活人还能让尿憋死了?走,去三楼,咱们用土法子做菜!” Then one group of people rushed to Third Floor, looked for a mound of earth, below dug a pit, forces in the firewood, above digs up cave entrance, iron saucepan frame on. 然后一群人又呼啦啦的冲上了三楼,找了个土包,下面挖了个坑,塞进去柴禾,上面挖开洞口,将铁锅架上。 Then Yu Huifei shouted 'motherfucker' again: Fuck...... the basic kitchen necessities did not have...... Lu Ya, your old bastard!” 然后余会非再次骂娘了:“我曹……油盐酱醋都没有了……陆压,你个老王八蛋啊!” Finally, this greens were put in the pot to fry by Yu Huifei dry/does. 最终,这生菜被余会非放锅里干炒了起来。 Although the flavor is not much, but compared with the Yu Huifei estimate delicious many, after all, the food was really good. 味道虽然不怎么样,不过比余会非预计的好吃不少,毕竟,食材实在是太好了。 Regarding such simple meals, Black and White Impermanence has no complaint actually, well, is Ox-Head that Horse-Face eats whispers in that is talking over: Mother, but also really grazes to me......” 对于这么简单的伙食,黑白无常倒是没什么怨言,马面吃的也不错,就是牛头在那嘀嘀咕咕的念叨着:“妈的,还真给我吃草啊……” Yu Huifei hears this saying, patted the Ox-Head thigh saying: Brother Ox, relax, mixes with the brothers will not make you graze.” 余会非听到这话,拍了拍牛头大腿道:“牛哥,放心,跟着兄弟混不会让你一直吃草的。” Ox-Head painstakingly say/way: Occasionally, is uncomfortable.” 牛头苦兮兮的道:“偶尔一顿,也难受啊。” Yu Huifei: „......” 余会非:“……” Is eating the greens, Yu Huifei while is pondering over the method of money-making. 一边吃着生菜,余会非一边琢磨着赚钱的法子。 The cost of growing vegetables is not really low . Moreover, just Ox-Head plow land time discovered, although here looks very broadly, the land that in fact can plow is not big, only has range of one mu place probably. 种菜的成本着实不低,而且,刚刚牛头耕地的时候就发现了,这里虽然看着很广阔,实际上能够耕的土地并不大,大概只有一亩地的范围。 In this range can plow land, other places be as if limited, the plow is motionless. 这个范围内能耕地,其他的地方似乎被限制了,犁不动。 The seed is expensive, the land is small, therefore points is growing vegetables to sell the vegetable/dish to have the auspicious day, basically is impossible. 种子贵,土地小,所以指着种菜卖菜过好日子,基本上不可能了。 Therefore Yu Huifei thought of vacant room in shop...... 于是余会非又想到了店子里的空房间…… Finally this ponders over, he was about to cry. 结果这一琢磨,他都快哭了。 Altogether on eight rooms, front three, backyard five, Black and White Impermanence and Ox-Head Horse-Face, his oneself occupied five in addition. Remaining three, gather the guest even, how much money can make? 一共就八个房间,前面三间,后院五间,黑白无常牛头马面,加上他自己就占了五个。剩下三个,就算招揽来客人,能赚几个钱? Yu Huifei rubbed the forehead, matter to this situation, can only make everyone put in great inconvenience, must vacate several rooms to be good. 余会非揉揉眉心,事情到了这个地步,只能让大家委屈一下了,得多空出几个房间才行了。 At this moment, Yu Huifei saw that Ox-Head Horse-Face these two goods have not eaten to the full, has started to squat in the place, so long as there is greens long to half palm of the hand size, their two make a move immediately! 就在这时,余会非看到牛头马面这两货没吃饱,已经又开始蹲在地头上了,只要有生菜长到半个巴掌大小,他们两个立刻出手! Ox-Head Horse-Face is tall and sturdy, body tall and strong, is also bigger to the demand of food. Simple greens, indeed are unable to satisfy two people appetites, now the greens are many . Moreover the growth is rapid, since the need, Yu Huifei is not good to prevent. 牛头马面人高马大的,身体魁梧,对食物的需求也更大。简单的一点生菜,的确无法满足两人的胃口,现在生菜不少,而且生长迅速,他们既然需要,余会非也不好阻止。 Before Yu Huifei was one person eats to the full entire family is not hungry, looked for a work also to be able casually a while. However now is not good, in the family/home four big mouth cried for food, he must find the way to make money, otherwise these opened mouth can eat him. 以前余会非是一人吃饱全家不饿,随便找点工作也能挺一阵子。但是现在不行了,家里四张大嘴嗷嗷待哺,他必须想办法多赚钱了,否则就这几张嘴就能吃了他。 Goes out, which Yu Huifei does not know, on the entrance stair, depended on one to sit like husky same ground beetle spoof stone beast simply, looks contact did not know is the tourist, during was people of native, Yu Huifei is lost in thought. 出了门,余会非也不知道去哪,干脆在门口的台阶上,靠着一只如同哈士奇一样的土鳖恶搞石头兽坐了下来,看着往来的不知道是游客,还是本地人的人们,余会非陷入了沉思当中。 How can turn into money these sparse tourists? 如何才能将这些稀稀拉拉的游客变成钱呢? This is an issue. 这是一个问题。 At this moment, an old woman appeared in the Yu Huifei front, her rickets the body, carries a shoulder pole, the shoulder pole is hanging oneself the wicker baskets of two bamboo establishments. Inside put several fresh small green vegetables. 就在这时,一个老妪出现在了余会非的面前,她佝偻着身子,扛着一个扁担,扁担上吊着两个竹子编制的箩筐。里面放了几把新鲜的小青菜。 The old woman seemed to be tired, sits near Yu Huifei rests. 老妪似乎累了,就坐在余会非边上休息。 Yu Huifei curious asking: Paternal grandmother, your green vegetables are sell?” 余会非好奇的问道:“奶奶,你这些青菜是卖的么?” The old woman shakes the head: „It is not, my son opened a hotel in front. I deliver the vegetable/dish to him, oneself type, without expenditure, clean. The flavor also good...... my son saying that the guest likes this, making me have to deliver to him.” 老妪摇头:“不是,我儿子在前面开了一家饭店。我给他送菜去,自家种的,没有花费,干净。味道也好……我儿子说,客人喜欢这一口,让我有了就给他送过去。” At this moment, young people run over, runs while is scolding the old woman: Paternal grandmother, isn't my father does not make you deliver the vegetable/dish? Our oneself took ends.” 就在这时,一个年轻人跑了过来,一边跑一边数叨着老太太:“奶奶,我爸不是不让你来送菜么?我们自己去拿就完了。” „Do you run back and forth must drive, drive the non- used oil? That is money! Your these children, do not know that saves...... me to stay at home is also staying, delivered to order food to you? I did not have old can't move? ............ * “你们来回跑都要开车,开车不废油么?那都是钱啊!你们这些孩子,就是不知道节省……我一个人在家呆着也是呆着,给你们送点菜怎么了?我还没老的动不了呢?…………*” The master grandson two spoke this saying, goes far away gradually. 爷孙两说这话,渐渐远去。 Yu Huifei looks at two people backs, in the eye somewhat envies. However immediately his eye one bright, pats the forehead to say with a smile: One-track mind!” 余会非看着两人的背影,眼中有些羡慕。不过随即他眼睛一亮,一拍脑门笑道:“死脑筋!” Then, Yu Huifei turns around to run toward the belt/bring room, on the one breath Third Floor, bellowed: I know how to make money!” 说完,余会非转身就往带屋子里跑,一口气上了三楼,大吼一声:“我知道怎么赚钱了!” This throat will sit in the place, has a scare with patrolling mountain general Ox-Head Horse-Face, two people then look at Yu Huifei to ask: Little Yu, what situation?” 这一嗓子将坐在地头上,跟巡山一般的牛头马面吓了一跳,两人回头看着余会非问道:“小鱼,啥情况?” Yu Huifei said with a smile: Vegetable/Dish?” 余会非笑道:“还有菜么?” Ox-Head and Horse-Face then look at the bare greens place, somewhat blushes shamelessly. 牛头马面回头看着光秃秃的生菜地,老脸有些发红。 Yu Huifei is also speechless, these two goods also are really the cow and horse, can eat! The greens of two ridges of places, were killed by them. 余会非也是一阵无语,这两货还真是牛和马啊,也太能吃了!两垄地的生菜,都被他们干掉了。 Is good because , some not far away greens had also grown, can evidently in the afternoon the crop. 好在,不远处还有一些生菜已经长了出来,看样子下午就能收成了。
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