Rumble......
咕噜噜……
The belly of Yu Huifeiis hungry, in the morninghas not had the breakfast, but alsotossed aboutonein the morning. Beforeforgotbusily, nowrests, allhungerswalked. Yu Huifeionlyfelt,Wuzang Templemustcollapse.余会非的肚子早就饿了,早上没吃早餐,还折腾了一上午。之前是忙碌的忘记了,现在一休息,所有的饥饿都找上门来了。余会非只觉得,五脏庙都要坍塌了。„Little Yu, was too hungry, the integral pointeats.”Ox-Headis rubbing the belly, the painlooks atYu Huifei.
“小鱼,太饿了,整点吃的吧。”牛头揉着肚皮,苦兮兮的看着余会非。Yu Huifeilooks atthesegreens, althoughhas not grown upcompletely, butstamps the feet saying: „Eats!”余会非看着那些生菜,虽然还没有完全长大,不过还是一跺脚道:“吃!”Has not waited forYu Huifeito begin, Black and White ImpermanenceandOx-HeadHorse-Facehad begun, the greens that generallyis like a whirlwind that sweeps away scattered clouds longallgaveto pull out.
没等余会非动手,黑白无常、牛头马面已经动手了,风卷残云一般将已经长出来的生菜全都给拔了。Yu Huifeihurriesto stop, makingeveryonebreak off the leaf, does not wantpull up by the roots, has the root systemininside, but can also be long.余会非赶紧叫停,让大家掰叶子,不要连根拔,有根系在里面,还能长。
The peoplethenrestrainedmuch, the movementwas carefulmuch.
众人这才收敛了不少,动作小心了不少。Picks the vegetable/dish, Ox-Headwhileis whispering: „Mother, undermysolemnhellYin Godplow landeven, but alsowantsoneselfto pick the vegetable/dish! oneselfpicked the vegetable/disheven, was much better! Thisday...... reallyenduring hardships of Tmother.”
一边摘菜,牛头一边嘀咕着:“妈的,我堂堂地府阴神下地耕地就算了,还要自己摘菜!自己摘菜就算了,好得小心翼翼的!这日子……真T娘的遭罪。”Horse-Facefollows saying: „If we had known, does not drink.”马面跟着道:“早知道,不喝酒了。”„Un unun......”Black and White Impermanencefollowsto nod.
“嗯嗯嗯……”黑白无常跟着点头。Severalfellowsreached the agreementat something for the first time.
几个家伙第一次在某件事上达成了共识。Whenpicked the vegetable/dish, the peopleran down the building, after crashing indirectlykitchen, then......
等摘好了菜,众人呼呼啦啦的跑下了楼,直接冲进了后厨,然后……
The collectivewas scared!
集体傻眼了!Kaka ka......
咔咔咔……Yu Huifeiis breaking off the gas-cooker, a resultignitionplanetesimaldoes not have.余会非掰着燃气灶,结果一点火星子都没有。„Little Yu, whatsituation?”Ox-HeadHorse-FaceandBlack and White Impermanencelack the cognitiontothisworld, butis not silly.
“小鱼,啥情况?”牛头马面、黑白无常只是对这个世界缺乏认知,但是并不傻。At presentthisthingthey, althoughdid not know, butaboveis putting up the pot, lookedis the ignitionis usedto prepare food. ButYu Huifeiheheldgu the half of the day, had not seen that hadsparks/Marsto come out, curiousasking of one by one.
眼前这玩意他们虽然不认识,但是上面架着锅呢,一看就是点火用来做菜的。可是余会非他捅咕了半天,也没见到有火星子出来,一个个的好奇的问道。Yu Huifeipatted the natural gas tank, thencarriedto shakeshaking, finallycould not bearshout 'motherfucker' saying: „HoldsyourLu YaImmortalsolemn, you were in desperate straitscame the pitfather!”余会非拍了拍煤气罐,然后拎起来晃了晃,最后忍不住骂娘道:“操你个陆压仙人板板的,你这是弹尽粮绝了才来坑老子啊!”Just likeYu Huifeithinks that withoutgas.
正如余会非所想的,没有煤气了。„, Is thatdoes not catch fire?”Ox-HeadHorse-Faceand the otherswere a little anxious.
“呃,那就是点不着火了?”牛头马面等人有点急了。
A Yu Huifeieyeballrevolution, hmph hmph saying: „Can living personalsomake the urinefeel stifled? Walks, goes toThird Floor, weusetraditional methodto prepare food!”余会非眼珠子一转,哼哼道:“活人还能让尿憋死了?走,去三楼,咱们用土法子做菜!”Thenonegroup of peoplerushed toThird Floor, looked for a mound of earth, belowdug a pit, forces in the firewood, abovedigs upcave entrance, iron saucepanframeon.
然后一群人又呼啦啦的冲上了三楼,找了个土包,下面挖了个坑,塞进去柴禾,上面挖开洞口,将铁锅架上。ThenYu Huifeishouted 'motherfucker'again: „Fuck...... the basic kitchen necessitiesdid not have...... Lu Ya, youroldbastard!”
然后余会非再次骂娘了:“我曹……油盐酱醋都没有了……陆压,你个老王八蛋啊!”Finally, thisgreenswere putin the potto frybyYu Huifeidry/does.
最终,这生菜被余会非放锅里干炒了起来。Although the flavoris not much, butcompared with the Yu Huifeiestimatedeliciousmany, after all, the food was really good.
味道虽然不怎么样,不过比余会非预计的好吃不少,毕竟,食材实在是太好了。Regarding such simplemeals, Black and White Impermanencehas no complaintactually, well, isOx-Head that Horse-Faceeatswhispersinthatis talking over: „Mother, but alsoreallygrazestome......”
对于这么简单的伙食,黑白无常倒是没什么怨言,马面吃的也不错,就是牛头在那嘀嘀咕咕的念叨着:“妈的,还真给我吃草啊……”Yu Huifeihearsthissaying, patted the Ox-Headthigh saying: „Brother Ox, relax, mixeswith the brotherswill not makeyougraze.”余会非听到这话,拍了拍牛头大腿道:“牛哥,放心,跟着兄弟混不会让你一直吃草的。”Ox-Headpainstakinglysay/way: „Occasionally, is uncomfortable.”牛头苦兮兮的道:“偶尔一顿,也难受啊。”Yu Huifei: „......”余会非:“……”Is eating the greens, Yu Huifeiwhileis pondering over the method of money-making.
一边吃着生菜,余会非一边琢磨着赚钱的法子。
The cost of growing vegetablesis not really low . Moreover, justOx-Headplow landtimediscovered, althoughherelooksverybroadly, the land that in factcanplowis not big, only hasrange of onemuplaceprobably.
种菜的成本着实不低,而且,刚刚牛头耕地的时候就发现了,这里虽然看着很广阔,实际上能够耕的土地并不大,大概只有一亩地的范围。Inthisrangecanplow land, otherplacesbe as if limited, the plowis motionless.
这个范围内能耕地,其他的地方似乎被限制了,犁不动。
The seedis expensive, the landis small, thereforepoints is growing vegetablesto sell the vegetable/dishto have the auspicious day, basicallyis impossible.
种子贵,土地小,所以指着种菜卖菜过好日子,基本上不可能了。ThereforeYu Huifeithought ofvacant room in shop......
于是余会非又想到了店子里的空房间……Finallythisponders over, hewas aboutto cry.
结果这一琢磨,他都快哭了。Altogetheroneightrooms, frontthree, backyardfive, Black and White ImpermanenceandOx-HeadHorse-Face, hisoneselfoccupiedfivein addition. Remainingthree, gather the guesteven, how much money canmake?
一共就八个房间,前面三间,后院五间,黑白无常、牛头马面,加上他自己就占了五个。剩下三个,就算招揽来客人,能赚几个钱?Yu Huifeirubbed the forehead, mattertothissituation, can only makeeveryoneput in great inconvenience, mustvacateseveralroomsto be good.余会非揉揉眉心,事情到了这个地步,只能让大家委屈一下了,得多空出几个房间才行了。At this moment, Yu Huifeisaw that Ox-HeadHorse-Facethesetwogoodshave not eaten to the full, has startedto squatin the place, so long asthere isgreenslongtohalfpalm of the handsize, their twomake a moveimmediately!
就在这时,余会非看到牛头马面这两货没吃饱,已经又开始蹲在地头上了,只要有生菜长到半个巴掌大小,他们两个立刻出手!Ox-HeadHorse-Faceis tall and sturdy, bodytall and strong, is also biggerto the demand of food. Simplegreens, indeedare unable to satisfytwo peopleappetites, now the greensare many . Moreover the growthis rapid, since the need, Yu Huifeiis not goodto prevent.牛头马面人高马大的,身体魁梧,对食物的需求也更大。简单的一点生菜,的确无法满足两人的胃口,现在生菜不少,而且生长迅速,他们既然需要,余会非也不好阻止。BeforeYu Huifeiwasonepersoneats to the fullentire family is not hungry, looked for a workalsoto be ablecasually a while. Howevernowis not good, in the family/homefourbig mouthcried for food, hemustfind the wayto make money, otherwisetheseopened mouthcaneathim.
以前余会非是一人吃饱全家不饿,随便找点工作也能挺一阵子。但是现在不行了,家里四张大嘴嗷嗷待哺,他必须想办法多赚钱了,否则就这几张嘴就能吃了他。Goes out, whichYu Huifeidoes not know, on the entrancestair, depended ononeto sitlikehuskysameground beetlespoofstonebeastsimply, lookscontactdid not knowis the tourist, during waspeople of native, Yu Huifeiis lost in thought.
出了门,余会非也不知道去哪,干脆在门口的台阶上,靠着一只如同哈士奇一样的土鳖恶搞石头兽坐了下来,看着往来的不知道是游客,还是本地人的人们,余会非陷入了沉思当中。Howcanturn intomoneythesesparsetourists?
如何才能将这些稀稀拉拉的游客变成钱呢?Thisis an issue.
这是一个问题。At this moment, an old womanappearedin the Yu Huifeifront, herrickets the body, carries a shoulder pole, the shoulder poleis hanging oneself the wicker baskets of twobambooestablishments. Insideputseveralfreshsmallgreen vegetables.
就在这时,一个老妪出现在了余会非的面前,她佝偻着身子,扛着一个扁担,扁担上吊着两个竹子编制的箩筐。里面放了几把新鲜的小青菜。
The old woman seemed to be tired, sitsnearYu Huifeirests.
老妪似乎累了,就坐在余会非边上休息。Yu Huifeicuriousasking: „Paternal grandmother, your green vegetablesaresell?”余会非好奇的问道:“奶奶,你这些青菜是卖的么?”
The old womanshakes the head: „It is not, my sonopened a hotelinfront. Ideliver the vegetable/dishtohim, oneselftype, withoutexpenditure, clean. The flavoralsogood...... my son saying that the guestlikesthis, makingmehaveto delivertohim.”
老妪摇头:“不是,我儿子在前面开了一家饭店。我给他送菜去,自家种的,没有花费,干净。味道也好……我儿子说,客人喜欢这一口,让我有了就给他送过去。”At this moment, young peoplerun over, runswhileis scolding the old woman: „Paternal grandmother, isn't my fatherdoes not makeyoudeliver the vegetable/dish? Ouroneselftookends.”
就在这时,一个年轻人跑了过来,一边跑一边数叨着老太太:“奶奶,我爸不是不让你来送菜么?我们自己去拿就完了。”„Do yourunback and forthmustdrive, drive the non-used oil? Thatismoney! Yourthesechildren, do not know that saves...... meto stayathomeis also staying, deliveredto order foodtoyou? Idid not haveoldcan't move? ............*”
“你们来回跑都要开车,开车不废油么?那都是钱啊!你们这些孩子,就是不知道节省……我一个人在家呆着也是呆着,给你们送点菜怎么了?我还没老的动不了呢?…………*”
The mastergrandsontwospokethissaying, goes far awaygradually.
爷孙两说这话,渐渐远去。Yu Huifeilooks attwo peoplebacks, in the eyesomewhatenvies. Howeverimmediatelyhiseyeonebright, pats the foreheadto say with a smile: „One-track mind!”余会非看着两人的背影,眼中有些羡慕。不过随即他眼睛一亮,一拍脑门笑道:“死脑筋!”Then, Yu Huifeiturns aroundto runtoward the belt/bringroom, on the one breathThird Floor, bellowed: „Iknow how to make money!”
说完,余会非转身就往带屋子里跑,一口气上了三楼,大吼一声:“我知道怎么赚钱了!”Thisthroatwill sitin the place, has a scarewithpatrollingmountaingeneralOx-HeadHorse-Face, two peoplethenlook atYu Huifeito ask: „Little Yu, whatsituation?”
这一嗓子将坐在地头上,跟巡山一般的牛头马面吓了一跳,两人回头看着余会非问道:“小鱼,啥情况?”Yu Huifeisaid with a smile: „Vegetable/Dish?”余会非笑道:“还有菜么?”Ox-HeadandHorse-Facethenlook at the baregreensplace, somewhatblushesshamelessly.牛头和马面回头看着光秃秃的生菜地,老脸有些发红。Yu Huifei is also speechless, thesetwogoodsalso are really the cow and horse, caneat! The greens of tworidges of places, were killedbythem.余会非也是一阵无语,这两货还真是牛和马啊,也太能吃了!两垄地的生菜,都被他们干掉了。Is goodbecause , some not far awaygreenshad also grown, canevidentlyin the afternoon the crop.
好在,不远处还有一些生菜已经长了出来,看样子下午就能收成了。
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