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„After this , were the zero of meeting too also few? Then Brother Ox gives you entire face value 10 billion.” “这后见面的零也太少了吧?回头牛哥给你整个面值一百亿的。” Yu Huifei then responded, what these fellows used below was the sacrificial paper money, the two contrasted, RMB that pitiful two zero, but also really shut out easily. 余会非这才反应过来,这些家伙在下面用的是冥币啊,二者对比一下,RMB那可怜巴巴的两个零,还真容易被嫌弃。 However, Ox-Head dares to give, Yu Huifei does not dare to spend! 不过,牛头敢给,余会非也不敢花啊! However Yu Huifei also understood, Ox-Head Horse-Face from Netherworld, almost knows nothing regarding the world of mortal eventually, will otherwise not pursue him to ask that the light bulb was Luminous Pearl. 不过余会非也理解,牛头马面终究是来自阴曹地府,对于凡人的世界几乎一窍不通,否则也不会追着他问灯泡是不是夜明珠了。 Yu Huifei very curious asking: You in Netherworld, contacted so many ghosts. Hasn't selected to understand regarding this world? How I feel you with commoner?” 余会非很好奇的问道:“你们在阴曹地府,接触了那么多的鬼。难道对于这个世界就没点了解么?我怎么觉得你们就跟个白丁似的呢?” Horse-Face shakes the head saying: „ We are the seniors, usually who contacts these little demon. Also, the deceased person entered Netherworld, enters Gate of Hell, walks Road to Yellow Springs, bridges over Bridge of Helplessness, drank Grandma Meng's Soup, hands over in our hands. 马面摇头道:“我们可是高级工,平时谁接触那些小鬼啊。再说了,死人进了阴曹地府,入鬼门关,走黄泉路,跨过奈何桥,喝了孟婆汤,才交到我们手里的。 These ghosts can also remember! ” 那些鬼还能记得个屁啊!” Black and White Impermanence favorite say/way: They not like us, experienced and knowledgeable.” 黑白无常得意的道:“他们可不像我们,见多识广。” Ox-Head Horse-Face gave them directly a supercilious look. 牛头马面直接给了他们一个白眼。 Yu Huifei speechless...... 余会非一阵无语…… Ok, no matter you did find that we first put down, later meets asks him who anything does not understand two, he two does not understand asked me again.” Yu Huifei really does not know where from starts to teach, the simple 1.1 matters solve a matter to consider as finished. “行了,不管你们了解不了解啊,咱们先放下,以后遇到啥不懂的问他两,他两不懂的再问我。”余会非是真的不知道从哪开始教,干脆一点一件事解决一件事算了。 Horse-Face raises hand to say immediately: Asked a question?” 马面马上举手道:“问个问题呗?” Yu Huifei said: Said.” 余会非道:“说。” Horse-Face said: What principle is thermal power?” 马面道:“火电是啥原理啊?” Yu Huifei one hear, on the forehead is the heavy line, his has not forgotten this! This is forgot that previous time asked the wool Black Impermanence, almost punched his one? 余会非一听,脑门上都是黑线,丫的还没忘记这茬呢!这是忘记上次把黑无常问毛了,差点揍他一顿了吧? You go out!” “你出去!” Yu Huifei will catch up with the person directly! 余会非会直接赶人了! Restless, Yu Huifei said: „ Good to say the proper business, is the present matter of primary importance, that is solves everyone livelihood issue- makes money! 闹腾过后,余会非道:“好了说正事,也是眼下最重要的事情,那就是解决大家生计的问题-赚钱! The idea of what good money-making do you have? ” 你们有什么好的赚钱的主意么?” Yu Huifei asked. 余会非问。 After Ox-Head Horse-Face looks one, Ox-Head pats the table say/way: We can the street earn living, performance chest broken big stone!” 牛头马面对望一眼后,牛头一拍桌子道:“我们可以街头卖艺,表演胸口碎大石!” Yu Huifei white his eyes said: You and he? A good head horse head, do you take to the streets also the chest broken big stone? Believed to be grasped the slice to do the research?” 余会非白了他一眼道:“就你和他?一个牛脑袋一个马脑袋,你们上街还胸口碎大石?信不信出去就被抓去切片做研究了?” Black Impermanence say/way in a muffled voice: I have no talent and skill, or...... performs reap souls to them?” 黑无常闷声闷气的道:“我没啥才艺,要不……给他们表演个勾魂?” Yu Huifei makes him get the hell out directly. 余会非直接让他滚蛋。 White Impermanence drew the long tongue, after shooting, said: Plays a stringed musical instrument the line not?” 白无常则将长舌头拉了出来,弹了弹后道:“弹琴行不?” Go away!” “滚!” Yu Huifei expelled the person directly, these fellow not credible. 余会非直接撵人了,这些家伙没一个靠谱的。 While Yu Huifei worries, Beheading Immortal Flying Blade said: Little Yu, didn't you make Ox-Head go to Third Floor plow land before? Or, you farm consider as finished self-sufficiently. Before, Lu Ya that grandson, when most difficult has done.” 正当余会非犯愁的时候,斩仙飞刀道:“小鱼,你之前不是让牛头三楼耕地了么?要不,你们种地自给自足算了。之前,陆压那孙子在最困难的时候这么干过。” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: „, Eats meal without enough time now is the issues, where comes time and other crops to be mature?” 余会非摇摇头道:“来不及了,现在吃饭都是问题,哪来时间等庄稼成熟?” Ox-Head said: That is insufficient, I looked, in Third Floor spiritual energy is very abundant, the words 1-2 days of common food were ripe.” 牛头道:“那不至于,我看了,三楼灵气挺充沛的,寻常食物的话1-2就熟了。” Yu Huifei one hear, surprised say/way: Really?” 余会非一听,惊讶的道:“真的?” Ox-Head nods, Horse-Face follows saying: Plant growth, actually speaking frankly absorbs spiritual energy, process that self- cultivation grows. In spiritual energy sufficient situation, their long fast is not impossible.” 牛头点头,马面跟着道:“植物生长,其实说白了就是吸收灵气,自我修炼成长的过程。灵气充足的情况下,他们长的飞快也不是不可能的。” Black and White Impermanence also follows to nod, those who indicated Ox-Head Horse-Face to say was real. 黑白无常也跟着点头,表示牛头马面说的是真的。 Yu Huifei ran to buy one package of greens seeds to come back without delay. 余会非二话不说跑出去买了一包生菜种子回来。 Said that anything is useless, experimented anything to be clear. 说什么都没用,试验一下就什么都清楚了。 On Third Floor, Yu Huifei inserted several holes with the Ox-Head fork in the ground, then sowed the seed. 上了三楼,余会非牛头的叉子在地上插了几个洞,然后将种子撒了进去。 Covers the earth, waters, remaining is peaceful. 盖上土,浇上水,剩下的就是安静的等了。 Yu Huifei does not walk, Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence do not walk, several fellows squat in this look at the ground the small earth pit. 余会非不走,牛头马面黑白无常也不走,几个家伙就蹲在这看着地上的小土坑。 Time one minute/share one second passes by, finally in the earth pit 1 points sound does not have. 时间一分一秒过去,结果土坑里一点动静都没有。 No rush, waits again.” Ox-Head said in a low voice. “别着急,再等等。”牛头低声道。 Yu Huifei nods, properly speaking is impossible is so quick. 余会非点头,按理说也不可能那么快。 However a half hour passed by, Yu Huifei has sat on the ground starts to pound the legs, the today's second hammer...... 但是半小时过去了,余会非已经坐在地上开始捶腿了,今天的第二锤啊…… One hour passed by, Yu Huifei started to take a stroll everywhere, did to earth still a sound not to have. 一个小时过去了,余会非开始满地溜达了,奈何土里依然一点动静也没有。 Yu Huifei knits the brows, this is not right...... according to Ox-Head they boasted that even if now cannot grow up harvesting, at least still this little sound! Doesn't this sound have? 余会非皱眉,这不对啊……按照牛头他们吹嘘的,现在就算不能长大收割,至少也该有点动静了啊!这怎么一点动静都没有呢? Also was one hour passes...... 又是一个小时过去了…… This Ox-Head could not even sit still, wipes the perspiration on forehead saying: „It is not right, was so long, at least must germinate!” 这回连牛头都坐不住了,擦着脑门上的汗道:“不对啊,这么久了,最起码也得发芽了啊!” Yu Huifei clenched teeth and waited for one hour, several fellow hungry bellies of rumble calling, does to a seed sound not to have. 余会非一咬牙又等了一个小时,几个家伙饿的肚子咕噜噜的叫,奈何种子一点动静都没有。 Yu Huifei could not wait, starts directly: I must have a look but actually, this seed in underground does something!” 余会非等不及了,直接下手:“我倒要看看,这种子在地下搞什么名堂呢!” After the result digs up the soil, Yu Huifei, Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence collective was scared! 结果挖开泥土后,余会非牛头马面黑白无常集体傻眼了! Seeing only that seed is unexpectedly perfect, a change does not have. 只见那种子竟然完好无损,一点变化都没有。 Several people you have a look at me, I have a look at you...... 几个人你看看我,我看看你…… Finally Ox-Head stares at Yu Huifei saying: False seed that Little Yu, you will not buy?” 最终牛头盯着余会非道:“小鱼,你不会买的假种子吧?” Yu Huifei shakes the head saying: Is impossible, that is the regular seed shop. Really must sell the false, already......” 余会非摇头道:“不可能,那是正规种子店。真要卖假的,早就被人告了……” „It is not the issue of seed, this earth does not have the issue, moreover here vitality is indeed sufficient. Which did that issue leave in?” Horse-Face feels the big long face to ponder over. “不是种子的问题,这土也没问题啊,而且这里的元气的确充足啊。那问题出在哪了?”马面摸着大长脸琢磨着。 What a pity several people think the half of the day has not found out 123 to come, Yu Huifei incomparably depressed took the seed to go downstairs, he decided that asked the shop boss to buy one package of other seeds to come back to try again. 可惜几个人想了半天也没想出个一二三来,余会非无比郁闷的拿着种子下楼了,他决定去找店老板再买一包别的种子回来试试。 Little Yu, why do you go?” A languid sound conveys. 小鱼,你干嘛去?”一个懒洋洋的声音传来。 Yu Huifei saw, the big safflower on pine tree bloomed, Beheading Immortal Flying Blade is lying down on the bottle gourd sunbathes...... this goods to be languid, a comfortable appearance of face. 余会非看到,松树上的大红花又开了,斩仙飞刀正躺在葫芦上晒太阳呢……这货懒洋洋的,一脸的舒泰模样。 Yu Huifei somewhat envies this goods, this goods do not need to eat the thing, can survive, economizes actually. 余会非不禁有些羡慕这货,这货不用吃东西,就能存活,倒是省钱。 Yu Huifei said the matter and Beheading Immortal Flying Blade of seed, as soon as this fellow listens, immediately smiled: Do not go to buy the seed, went uselessly.” 余会非将种子的事情和斩仙飞刀说了,这家伙一听,顿时笑了:“你别去买种子了,去了也没用。” Yu Huifei puzzled asking: Why?” 余会非不解的问道:“为啥?” Beheading Immortal Flying Blade said: „Very simple, how the Third Floor space said again is also the place of dwelling place of celestial beings, you with every thing, naturally cannot plant. Said simply, the common plant, applied fertilizer to execute, will burn. Got it?” 斩仙飞刀道:“很简单,三楼的空间再怎么说也是仙家之地,你拿个凡物,自然种不出来。说简单点,寻常的植物,施肥施多了,也会烧死的。明白了么?” Yu Huifei said: You said, was too fat full?” 余会非道:“你是说,肥太足了?” The Beheading Immortal Flying Blade nod said: Is, but be not thinking comes out to dilute inside soil belt/bring, because inside earth cannot bring.” 斩仙飞刀点头道:“算是吧,不过你也别想着将里面的土壤带出来稀释,因为里面的土带不出来。” Yu Huifei hears this, deeply frowned, did this break the road that he struck out on one's own? His solemn Ninth Floor Landlord, Three Realms Reformation Bureau did Bureau Chief, take office for two days do not starve to death honorably? 余会非听到这,眉头紧锁,这岂不是断了他自谋生路的路了?难道他堂堂九楼楼主,三界劳改局局长,上任没两天就要光荣饿死了? At this moment, Beheading Immortal Flying Blade hehe said with a smile: Little Yu, actually, has the means solution.” 就在这时,斩仙飞刀嘿嘿笑道:“小鱼,其实,也不是没有办法解决。”
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