„After this , were the zero of meetingtooalso few? ThenBrother Oxgives you entireface value10 billion.”
“这后见面的零也太少了吧?回头牛哥给你整个面值一百亿的。”Yu Huifeithenresponded,whatthesefellowsused below was the sacrificial paper money, the twocontrasted, RMBthatpitifultwozero, but alsoreallyshut outeasily.余会非这才反应过来,这些家伙在下面用的是冥币啊,二者对比一下,RMB那可怜巴巴的两个零,还真容易被嫌弃。However, Ox-Headdaresto give, Yu Huifeidoes not dareto spend!
不过,牛头敢给,余会非也不敢花啊!HoweverYu Huifeialsounderstood,Ox-HeadHorse-FacefromNetherworld, almostknows nothingregarding the world of mortaleventually, will otherwise not pursuehimto ask that the light bulbwasLuminous Pearl.
不过余会非也理解,牛头马面终究是来自阴曹地府,对于凡人的世界几乎一窍不通,否则也不会追着他问灯泡是不是夜明珠了。Yu Huifeiverycuriousasking: „YouinNetherworld, contactedso manyghosts. Hasn't selectedto understandregardingthisworld? HowIfeelyouwithcommoner?”余会非很好奇的问道:“你们在阴曹地府,接触了那么多的鬼。难道对于这个世界就没点了解么?我怎么觉得你们就跟个白丁似的呢?”Horse-Faceshakes the head saying: „ Weare the seniors, usuallywhocontactstheselittle demon. Also, the deceased personenteredNetherworld, entersGate of Hell, walksRoad to Yellow Springs, bridges overBridge of Helplessness, drankGrandma Meng's Soup, hands overinourhands.马面摇头道:“我们可是高级工,平时谁接触那些小鬼啊。再说了,死人进了阴曹地府,入鬼门关,走黄泉路,跨过奈何桥,喝了孟婆汤,才交到我们手里的。Theseghosts can also remember! ”
那些鬼还能记得个屁啊!”Black and White Impermanencefavoritesay/way: „Theynotlikeus, experienced and knowledgeable.”黑白无常得意的道:“他们可不像我们,见多识广。”Ox-HeadHorse-Facegavethemdirectly a supercilious look.牛头马面直接给了他们一个白眼。Yu Huifeispeechless......余会非一阵无语……„Ok, no matteryoudid find that wefirstput down, latermeetsaskshim who anythingdoes not understandtwo, hetwodoes not understandaskedmeagain.”Yu Huifeireallydoes not knowwherefromstartsto teach, the simple1.1matterssolve a matterto consider as finished.
“行了,不管你们了解不了解啊,咱们先放下,以后遇到啥不懂的问他两,他两不懂的再问我。”余会非是真的不知道从哪开始教,干脆一点一件事解决一件事算了。Horse-Faceraises handto sayimmediately: „Asked a question?”马面马上举手道:“问个问题呗?”Yu Huifeisaid: „Said.”余会非道:“说。”Horse-Facesaid: „Whatprinciple is thermal power?”马面道:“火电是啥原理啊?”Yu Huifeionehear, on the foreheadis the heavy line, hishas not forgottenthis! Thisisforgot that previoustimeasked the woolBlack Impermanence, almostpunchedhisone?余会非一听,脑门上都是黑线,丫的还没忘记这茬呢!这是忘记上次把黑无常问毛了,差点揍他一顿了吧?„Yougo out!”
“你出去!”Yu Huifeiwill catch up with the persondirectly!余会非会直接赶人了!Restless, Yu Huifeisaid: „ Goodto say the proper business, is the presentmatter of primary importance, thatissolveseveryonelivelihoodissue- makes money!
闹腾过后,余会非道:“好了说正事,也是眼下最重要的事情,那就是解决大家生计的问题-赚钱!
The idea of whatgoodmoney-making do youhave? ”
你们有什么好的赚钱的主意么?”Yu Huifeiasked.余会非问。
After Ox-HeadHorse-Facelooksone, Ox-Headpats the tablesay/way: „Wecan the streetearn living, performancechestbrokenbigstone!”牛头马面对望一眼后,牛头一拍桌子道:“我们可以街头卖艺,表演胸口碎大石!”Yu Huifeiwhitehiseyessaid: „Youandhe? A goodheadhorsehead, do youtake to the streetsalso the chestbrokenbigstone? Believedto be grasped the sliceto do the research?”余会非白了他一眼道:“就你和他?一个牛脑袋一个马脑袋,你们上街还胸口碎大石?信不信出去就被抓去切片做研究了?”Black Impermanencesay/wayin a muffled voice: „Ihave no talent and skill, or...... performsreap soulstothem?”黑无常闷声闷气的道:“我没啥才艺,要不……给他们表演个勾魂?”Yu Huifeimakeshimget the hell outdirectly.余会非直接让他滚蛋。White Impermanencedrew the longtongue, after shooting, said: „Plays a stringed musical instrument the linenot?”白无常则将长舌头拉了出来,弹了弹后道:“弹琴行不?”„Go away!”
“滚!”Yu Huifeiexpelled the persondirectly, thesefellownotcredible.余会非直接撵人了,这些家伙没一个靠谱的。WhileYu Huifeiworries, Beheading Immortal Flying Bladesaid: „Little Yu, didn't youmakeOx-Headgo toThird Floorplow landbefore? Or, youfarmconsider as finishedself-sufficiently. Before, Lu Yathatgrandson, whenmost difficulthas done.”
正当余会非犯愁的时候,斩仙飞刀道:“小鱼,你之前不是让牛头去三楼耕地了么?要不,你们种地自给自足算了。之前,陆压那孙子在最困难的时候这么干过。”Yu Huifeishakes the head saying: „, Eats mealwithout enough timenowis the issues, wherecomestimeand othercropsto be mature?”余会非摇摇头道:“来不及了,现在吃饭都是问题,哪来时间等庄稼成熟?”Ox-Headsaid: „Thatis insufficient, Ilooked, inThird Floorspiritual energyis very abundant, the words1-2 days of commonfoodwere ripe.”牛头道:“那不至于,我看了,三楼里灵气挺充沛的,寻常食物的话1-2就熟了。”Yu Huifeionehear, surprisedsay/way: „Really?”余会非一听,惊讶的道:“真的?”Ox-Headnods, Horse-Facefollows saying: „Plant growth, actuallyspeaking franklyabsorbsspiritual energy, process that self-cultivationgrows. Inspiritual energysufficientsituation, theirlongfastis notimpossible.”牛头点头,马面跟着道:“植物生长,其实说白了就是吸收灵气,自我修炼成长的过程。灵气充足的情况下,他们长的飞快也不是不可能的。”Black and White Impermanencealsofollowsto nod, those whoindicatedOx-HeadHorse-Faceto saywasreal.黑白无常也跟着点头,表示牛头马面说的是真的。Yu Huifeiranto buyonepackage of greensseedsto come backwithout delay.余会非二话不说跑出去买了一包生菜种子回来。Said that anythingis useless, experimentedanythingto be clear.
说什么都没用,试验一下就什么都清楚了。OnThird Floor, Yu Huifeiinsertedseveralholeswith the Ox-Headforkin the ground, thensowed the seed.
上了三楼,余会非用牛头的叉子在地上插了几个洞,然后将种子撒了进去。Covers the earth, waters, remainingispeaceful.
盖上土,浇上水,剩下的就是安静的等了。Yu Huifeidoes not walk, Ox-HeadHorse-FaceandBlack and White Impermanencedo not walk, severalfellowssquatinthislook at the ground the smallearth pit.余会非不走,牛头马面、黑白无常也不走,几个家伙就蹲在这看着地上的小土坑。Timeoneminute/shareonesecondpasses by, finallyin the earth pit1pointssounddoes not have.
时间一分一秒过去,结果土坑里一点动静都没有。„No rush, waitsagain.”Ox-Headsaidin a low voice.
“别着急,再等等。”牛头低声道。Yu Huifeinods, properly speakingis impossible is so quick.余会非点头,按理说也不可能那么快。Howevera halfhourpassed by, Yu Huifeihas saton the groundstartsto pound the legs, the today'ssecondhammer......
但是半小时过去了,余会非已经坐在地上开始捶腿了,今天的第二锤啊……Onehourpassed by, Yu Huifeistartedto take a strolleverywhere, did to earthstill a soundnot to have.
一个小时过去了,余会非开始满地溜达了,奈何土里依然一点动静也没有。Yu Huifeiknits the brows, thisis not right...... according toOx-Headtheyboasted that even ifnowcannotgrow upharvesting, at leaststill this littlesound! Doesn't this soundhave?余会非皱眉,这不对啊……按照牛头他们吹嘘的,现在就算不能长大收割,至少也该有点动静了啊!这怎么一点动静都没有呢?Alsowasonehourpasses......
又是一个小时过去了……ThisOx-Headcould not even sit still, wipes the perspiration on forehead saying: „It is not right, was so long, at least must germinate!”
这回连牛头都坐不住了,擦着脑门上的汗道:“不对啊,这么久了,最起码也得发芽了啊!”Yu Huifeiclenched teethandwaited for onehour, several fellowhungrybellies of rumblecalling, does to a seedsoundnot to have.余会非一咬牙又等了一个小时,几个家伙饿的肚子咕噜噜的叫,奈何种子一点动静都没有。Yu Huifeicould not wait, startsdirectly: „Imusthave a lookbut actually, thisseedinundergrounddoes something!”余会非等不及了,直接下手:“我倒要看看,这种子在地下搞什么名堂呢!”
After the resultdigs up the soil, Yu Huifei, Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanencecollectivewas scared!
结果挖开泥土后,余会非、牛头、马面、黑白无常集体傻眼了!Seeing onlythatseedis unexpectedly perfect, a changedoes not have.
只见那种子竟然完好无损,一点变化都没有。Severalpeopleyouhave a look atme, Ihave a look atyou......
几个人你看看我,我看看你……FinallyOx-Headstares atYu Huifei saying: „Falseseed that Little Yu, youwill not buy?”
最终牛头盯着余会非道:“小鱼,你不会买的假种子吧?”Yu Huifeishakes the head saying: „Is impossible, thatis the regularseedshop. Reallymustsell the false, already......”余会非摇头道:“不可能,那是正规种子店。真要卖假的,早就被人告了……”„It is not the issue of seed, thisearthdoes not have the issue, moreoverherevitalityis indeed sufficient. Which did thatissueleavein?”Horse-Facefeels the biglong faceto ponder over.
“不是种子的问题,这土也没问题啊,而且这里的元气的确充足啊。那问题出在哪了?”马面摸着大长脸琢磨着。What a pityseveralpeoplethink the half of the dayhas not found out123to come, Yu Huifeiincomparablydepressedtook the seedto go downstairs, hedecided that asked the shopbossto buyonepackage of otherseedsto come backto tryagain.
可惜几个人想了半天也没想出个一二三来,余会非无比郁闷的拿着种子下楼了,他决定去找店老板再买一包别的种子回来试试。„Little Yu, why do yougo?” A languidsoundconveys.
“小鱼,你干嘛去?”一个懒洋洋的声音传来。Yu Huifeisaw, the bigsafflower on pine treebloomed, Beheading Immortal Flying Bladeis lying downon the bottle gourdsunbathes...... thisgoodsto be languid, a comfortableappearance of face.余会非看到,松树上的大红花又开了,斩仙飞刀正躺在葫芦上晒太阳呢……这货懒洋洋的,一脸的舒泰模样。Yu Huifeisomewhatenviesthisgoods, thisgoodsdo not needto eat the thing, cansurvive, economizesactually.余会非不禁有些羡慕这货,这货不用吃东西,就能存活,倒是省钱。Yu Huifeisaid the matterandBeheading Immortal Flying Blade of seed, as soon asthisfellowlistens, immediatelysmiled: „Do not goto buy the seed, wentuselessly.”余会非将种子的事情和斩仙飞刀说了,这家伙一听,顿时笑了:“你别去买种子了,去了也没用。”Yu Huifeipuzzledasking: „Why?”余会非不解的问道:“为啥?”Beheading Immortal Flying Bladesaid: „Very simple, how the Third Floorspacesaidagain is also the place of dwelling place of celestial beings, youwitheverything, naturallycannot plant. Saidsimply, the commonplant, applied fertilizerto execute, will burn. Got it?”斩仙飞刀道:“很简单,三楼的空间再怎么说也是仙家之地,你拿个凡物,自然种不出来。说简单点,寻常的植物,施肥施多了,也会烧死的。明白了么?”Yu Huifeisaid: „Yousaid, was too fat full?”余会非道:“你是说,肥太足了?”
The Beheading Immortal Flying Bladenodsaid: „Is, butbe not thinkingcomes outto diluteinsidesoilbelt/bring, becauseinsideearthcannot bring.”斩仙飞刀点头道:“算是吧,不过你也别想着将里面的土壤带出来稀释,因为里面的土带不出来。”Yu Huifeihearsthis, deeply frowned, did thisbreak the road that hestruck out on one's own? HissolemnNinth FloorLandlord, Three RealmsReformation Bureau did Bureau Chief, take office for twodaysdo not starve to deathhonorably?余会非听到这,眉头紧锁,这岂不是断了他自谋生路的路了?难道他堂堂九楼楼主,三界劳改局局长,上任没两天就要光荣饿死了?At this moment, Beheading Immortal Flying Bladehehesaid with a smile: „Little Yu, actually, has the meanssolution.”
就在这时,斩仙飞刀嘿嘿笑道:“小鱼,其实,也不是没有办法解决。”
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