Yu Huifei one hear, really cried, this fuck...... is this woman the heaven sends to suffer his? 余会非一听,真的哭了,这尼玛……这女人是上天派下来折磨他的吧？ Yu Huifei in heart unstated criticism, while prayed in secret: „Do not telephone, do not telephone!” 余会非一边心中腹诽,一边暗中祈祷:“千万别打电话,千万别打电话！” Then...... 然后…… „Little Li, let me tell you. Just that big pig's feet called me, various entreaties. You said that I do forgive him?” “小离,我跟你说。刚刚那个大猪蹄子又给我打电话了,各种哀求。你说我原不原谅他啊？” Heard this sound, the heart that Yu Huifei died has. 听到这声音,余会非死的心都有了。 He also cares about the own face countenance, he really wants to overrun that younger sister's cell phone pounds! 要不是他还顾及自己的颜面,他真想冲过去把那妹子的手机砸了！ „Who am I? I am Liu Xin, were you busy? Yeah...... called the wrong number embarrassed.” “我是谁？我是柳歆啊,你忙糊涂了吧？哎……不好意思打错电话了。” Heard this saying, Yu Huifei basically determined, this was brain loop is elegant, thick-skinned, but can also squat specially, special lasting adorable stupid younger sister of squatting! 听到这话,余会非基本上确定了,这是个脑回路清奇,神经大条,还特别能蹲,蹲的特别持久的呆萌蠢妹子！ Then Liu Xin again the call...... 然后柳歆再次拨打电话…… Yu Huifei in prayed at heart silently: „No one meets, no one meets, no one meets......” 余会非则在心里默默祈祷:“没人接,没人接,没人接……” Perhaps Heavens heard the pray of Yu Huifei, really no one meets. 或许老天爷听到了余会非的祈祷了,真的没人接。 Liu Xin complained: „Telephone does not meet, curses you to go to bathroom has not brought the paper......, my paper...... did I...... my paper use up?” 柳歆抱怨道:“电话都不接,诅咒你上厕所没带纸……哎呀,我纸呢……我……我纸用完了？” Heard this...... Yu Huifei unable to bear again, tittered one to smile. 听到这……余会非再也忍不住了,噗嗤一声笑了出来。 Hears the next door to have the sound, Liu Xin seems excited, immediately strikes the plank wall saying: „Little elder sister, you do not smile. That does...... have the paper? The rivers and lakes help in an emergency, asked.” 听到隔壁有动静,柳歆似乎很激动,立刻敲打着木板墙道:“小姐姐,你别笑了。那个……有纸么？江湖救急啊,拜托拜托。” Where Yu Huifei dares to speak, but he also thinks that the opposite party hurries. 余会非哪敢说话啊,不过他也想对方赶紧走。 Therefore Yu Huifei branches out the same place from the own paper, following the following slit stops up in the past. 于是余会非从自己的纸上分出一块,顺着下面的缝隙塞了过去。 Simultaneously Yu Huifei saw the hand of opposite party, the hand is very long, slenderly is very very fair, evidently is really a young little miss. 同时余会非看到了对方的手,手很长,很纤细很白皙,看样子真是个年轻小姑娘。 Thinks an attractive little miss defecates in the next door, Yu Huifei what interest did not have immediately. 只是一想到一个漂亮的小姑娘在隔壁拉屎,余会非顿时什么兴趣都没有了。 Thinks of the own both legs again because quickly this miss squatted, he had no interest, he only thinks that now that younger sister hurried to get the hell out! 再想到自己的双腿都快因为这姑娘蹲断了,他更没兴趣了,他现在只想那妹子赶紧滚蛋！ After the younger sister received the paper, happy expression of gratitude: „Thanks the little elder sister, how did the little elder sister call?” 妹子接过纸后,开心的道谢:“谢谢小姐姐,小姐姐怎么称呼？” This girl seems like a chatterbox, after the telephone no one meets, looked for Yu Huifei to chat simply. 这丫头似乎是个话痨,电话没人接后,干脆找余会非聊了起来。 Yu Huifei really somewhat went wild...... 余会非真的有些抓狂了…… Yu Huifei is not good to voice, can only knock the wood/blockhead wall is the response. 余会非又不好发声,只能敲敲木头墙体算是回应。 Result that girl as if received exciting as, reaching an agreement took the paper to raise the pants to leave, finally the phonograph and curiosity opened simultaneously. Curious asking: „Little elder sister, can't you speak? Are you a mute? If you words, you knock, you, you knock two......” 结果那丫头仿佛受到了刺激似的,说好的拿了纸提裤子走人的,结果话匣子和好奇心同时打开了。好奇的问道:“小姐姐,你不能说话？你是不是聋哑人啊？你要是的话,你敲一下,你要不是的话,你敲两下……” A Yu Huifei eye has started to look at the stick in the restroom everywhere, knocks? Knocks two? Yu Huifei only wants to knock the person now! 余会非一双眼睛已经开始在厕所里四处瞄棍子了,敲一下？敲两下？余会非现在只想敲人！ „Little elder sister, how don't you knock?” Liu Xin continues to ask. “小姐姐,你怎么不敲啊？”柳歆继续问。 Yu Huifei was driven beyond the limits of forbearance, because he really could not insist that squatted again, must seat in the urinal. 余会非忍无可忍了,因为他真的坚持不住了,再蹲下去,就要坐进便池里去了。 Yu Huifei is pondering over, the opposite party can talk incessantly, most likely (80%) can half set out for a while. If he movement is quick enough, gets up to go out, she should unable to see his. 余会非琢磨着,对方这么能唠叨,八成一时半会不会起身。他如果动作足够快,起来就出去,她应该是看不到他的。 Therefore Yu Huifei clenched teeth, wiped the buttocks, set out directly! 于是余会非一咬牙,擦了屁股,直接起身！ Then...... 然后…… Yu Huifei saw that the younger sister in next door also stood unexpectedly slowly, stands, while cī the denture mouth obviously she squatted the leg also to be for a long time sour! 余会非看到隔壁的妹子竟然也缓缓站了起来,一边站起来,一边呲牙列嘴的显然她蹲久了腿也酸啊！ As if felt the vision of difference, Liu Xin subconscious raising the head. 似乎感受到了异样的目光,柳歆下意识的抬起头来。 That flash, the fine hair of Yu Huifei whole body set upright, if this were seen, he jumped in the Yellow River unable to wash clean, most likely (80%) also wanted the squatting worker's chant. Yu Huifei gets a sudden inspiration, a foot flutters that clean barrel upward to select, fishes conveniently, then quickly...... 那一瞬间,余会非全身的汗毛都竖起来了,这要是被看到,他跳进黄河都洗不清了,八成还要蹲号子。余会非灵机一动,一只脚勾住那个干净的桶往起一挑,顺手一捞,然后以迅雷不及掩耳之势…… When on a head that buckled in the young girl! 哐当一声扣在了少女的脑袋上！ „!” In a scream, the person's shadow flushed from the ladies' room together, running of son did not have the shadow speedily. “啊！”一声尖叫中,一道人影从女厕所里冲了出来,一溜烟儿的跑没影了。 Afterward, in early morning Lingling lane street, a pretty younger sister walks while is telephoning, complaining: „ Little Li, let me tell you, I run into the hoodlum today, dead sexual harasser! He enters the ladies' room unexpectedly! Squatted in my nearby...... you said that he can photograph surreptitiously me below? Can I be hung to the network come up? 随后,清晨的零陵巷街道里,一个漂亮的妹子一边走一边打着电话,抱怨着:“小离啊,我跟你说,我今天遇到臭流氓,死色狼了！他竟然进女厕所！就蹲在我边上……你说他会不会在下面偷拍我啊？我会不会被挂到网络上去啊？ Makes an arrest? 抓人？ I frightened at that time ignorant, but also makes an arrest? 我当时都吓懵了,还抓人？ What appearance is he long? 他长什么样子？ I frightened at that time ignorant, moreover that bastard buckles my head with a trash can unexpectedly, I simply had not noticed that his face...... irritated me! 我当时吓懵了,而且那个混蛋竟然用一个垃圾桶扣我脑袋,我根本没看到他的脸……气死我了！ However I saw clearly his back, the key point was his leg and foot is not quite as if good, ran lamely, almost threw down several times. 不过我看清楚他的背影了,重点是他的腿脚似乎不太好,跑起来一瘸一拐的,好几次都差点摔倒了。 Others are handicapped but with strong will, was this fellow physical disability, sick at heart? Getting what one deserves disability! 人家都是身残志坚,这家伙怎么身体残疾了,心里也有病呢？活该残疾！ Right! 对啊！ I can the long-distance race, I be able to pursue! 我会长跑,我能追上去啊！ How did I give to forget? 我怎么给忘了？ Wū wū...... ” 呜呜呜……” ...... …… Young girl Liu Xin is wailing at the same time walking past, has not noticed in the small lane in nearby quite the same as, Yu Huifei by crazy pounding the legs on wall...... 少女柳歆一边哀嚎着走过,浑然没注意到边上的小巷子里,余会非靠在墙上疯狂的捶腿呢…… Hears the words of young girl, Yu Huifei immediately a forced smile, he wants to shout 'fuck your mom', whose pervert? 听到少女的话,余会非顿时一阵苦笑,他很想骂娘,谁变态了？ Whose disability? 谁残疾了？ Who was sick? 谁心里有病了？ motherfucker! MMP的！ Entered Ninth Floor, Yu Huifei saw that a wallet lay down on the ground, with looked, before my goodness this unexpectedly was him , that lost! 进了九楼,余会非就看到一个钱包躺在地上呢,拿起来一看,好家伙这竟然是他之前丢的那个！ Yu Huifei opens looked, money although did not have, but the document, Yu Huifei was happy immediately: „Present very upheld justice? Stole money, but also delivers the wallet document?” 余会非打开一看,钱虽然没了,但是证件都在,余会非顿时乐了:“现在的贼都这么仗义了？偷了钱,还把钱包证件送回来？” Yu Huifei has not thought, saw Ox-Head Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence sit on the chair, stares at Beheading Immortal Flying Blade to be in a daze. 余会非也没多想,就看到牛头马面、黑白无常坐在椅子上,盯着斩仙飞刀在发呆。 Yu Huifei passing through the gate, several fellows looked simultaneously to Yu Huifei. 余会非一进门,几个家伙同时看向了余会非。 Yu Huifei said: „Do you...... do?” 余会非道:“你们……干啥？” The Ox-Head big mouth one said: „Little Yu, we were hungry. Has to eat? Just I leafed through the kitchen, seemed like the wool not to have.” 牛头大嘴一咧道:“小鱼,我们饿了。有吃的么？刚刚我翻遍了厨房,貌似毛都没有了。” Speaking of money issue, Yu Huifei is head two big. 说到钱这个问题,余会非是一个脑袋两个大。 He was really no money...... 他是真没什么钱了…… Yu Huifei arrives among several people to sit down, coughs a sound said: „ Several, I felt the time chats the recent situations of our broken place with everyone. 余会非来到几个人中间坐下,干咳一声道:“几位,我觉得,是时候跟大家聊聊咱们这破地方的近况了。 Perhaps before here, a little deposit, but Lu Ya that old bastard as if can spoil spoiled, therefore...... 或许这里之前有点存款的,但是陆压那老东西似乎把能糟蹋的都糟蹋了,所以…… Generally speaking, our broken places are impoverished. 总的来说呢,咱们这破地方是一穷二白。 Although I have such a to lose the savings, but I calculate. 我虽然有那么一丢丢积蓄,但是我算了算。 On our several this big mouths, the computation limits the grain in the situation, most insists for three days! 就咱们几个这大嘴巴,计算限制粮食的情况下,最多坚持三天！ Three days later , if no economic income, our collectively resting vegetable/dish! ” 三天后要是没有经济收入,咱们集体歇菜！” Hears this saying, Ox-Head Horse-Face, as well as Black and White Impermanence a little does not believe that smiling looks at Yu Huifei saying: „Little Yu, do not crack a joke at this time. You are the Heavenly Court in-service staff, won't have money?” 听到这话,牛头马面、以及黑白无常都有点不信,笑眯眯的看着余会非道:“小鱼啊,这时候别开玩笑了。你可是天庭在职人员,会没钱？” Yu Huifei pulls out directly the wallet, pulls out two red bank notes to pat from inside on the table: „This was our complete family belongings.” 余会非直接将钱包掏出来,从里面掏出两张红票子拍在桌子上:“这就是咱们全部家当了。” Ox-Head Horse-Face reads that red bank note, after the finger is pointing at behind one two zero is exclusion of face! 牛头马面看着那红票子,用手指指着一后面的两个零后是一脸的嫌弃啊！