Yu Huifei walks is not slow, goes downstairs, goes to the kitchen to look for a big plastic bag to come out to throw to Ox-Head said: „Looks for no one's place, to inside solution!” 余会非走的也不慢,下了楼,去厨房里找了一个大大的塑料袋子出来扔给牛头道:“找个没人的地方,对着里面解决！” Ox-Head has a look at that red plastic bag, ignorant a face compels looks at Yu Huifei saying: „Can this...... be good? This put the ground, the wind blows runs!” 牛头看看那红色的塑料袋子,一脸懵逼的看着余会非道:“这……能行么？这放地上,风一吹就跑了啊！” „It is not good in your drawing pants.” Yu Huifei say/way unrestrained/no trace of politeness. “不行你就拉裤子里。”余会非毫不客气的道。 Ox-Head grinned, turns around to dig a earth to throw into the bag, after thinking over one next : „This should be able to manage the point to use, will not at least be blown to run.” 牛头一咧嘴,转身挖了一把土扔进了袋子里,掂量了一下后:“这应该能管点用,至少不会被吹跑了。” Then Ox-Head after backyard room walks, after the room, is a stretch of small open area, should be a small garden evidently, but is only left over a piece of weed now. The grass has person of high, very suits the thick patch of grass fervor, knocks staggering blow anything, naturally, here also suits the solution physiology issue. 然后牛头就往后院的房后走去,房后是一片小空地,看样子原本应该是个小花园,不过现在只剩下一片杂草了。草有一人高,十分适合草丛激情,敲闷棍什么的,当然,这里也适合解决生理问题。 After Ox-Head went, Yu Huifei could not hold, thought going, so as to avoid being awkward. 牛头去了之后,余会非也憋不住了,本想一个一个的去的,免得尴尬。 However, really could not hold. 但是,真的憋不住了。 Finally Yu Huifei also holds a plastic bag with the past. 最终余会非也提溜着个塑料袋跟了过去。 Saw that Yu Huifei carried the bag to come, the Ox-Head big mouth one, pointed at the nearby hehe to say with a smile: „Come, arranges abreast in row.” 看到余会非拎着袋子过来了,牛头大嘴一咧,指着边上嘿嘿笑道:“来,并排排啊。” Yu Huifei is impolite, must squat directly. 余会非也不客气,直接就要蹲下去。 Finally listens to the front some people to shout: „Little Yu, Little Yu?! Where Little Yu are you at? Was the restroom bad? I must defecate!” 结果就听前面有人喊:“小鱼,小鱼？！小鱼你在哪呢？厕所怎么坏了？我要拉屎啊！” Horse-Face strains the big voice to shout. 马面扯着大嗓门喊着。 Yu Huifei one hear, on the forehead is the heavy line, scolded: „one by one isn't Daoist Immortal? How to defecate? Also fuck organizes to defecate.” 余会非一听,脑门上都是黑线,骂道:“一个个的不是神仙么？怎么都拉屎啊？还他娘的组团拉屎。” Actually this issue big eyeball has told him, no matter what Daoist Immortal, got down, must obey the secular world rule, magical power vanishes is only its one. divine body is also good, ghost body to change into mortal fleshly body, is only the intensity is different. 其实这个问题大眼珠子跟他说过,不管是什么神仙,下来了,就要遵守凡间规则,神通消失只是其一。神体也好、鬼体也罢全都会化为凡人肉身,只是强度不同而已。 Helpless, Yu Huifei took the pants to hurry, ran while clamped the buttocks, shouting: „You come out from the restroom! The restroom went bad, I find a place to solve to you.” 无奈,余会非提上裤子赶紧出去了,一边跑一边夹紧了臀部,喊着:“你从厕所出来！厕所坏了,我给你找个地方解决。” Horse-Face really finds out a big long face from the restroom, the complexion is somewhat ugly, obviously this goods were also about to open the sluice gates. 马面果然从厕所里探出一张大长脸来,脸色有些难看,显然这货也快开闸了。 Yu Huifei hurries to throw the own pocket to him, after pointing at the room, said: „Goes, after the room, solves. Concrete you asked Brother Ox!” 余会非赶紧把自己的口袋扔给他,指着房后道:“去,房后解决去。具体的你问牛哥！” Horse-Face harbored evil thoughts, a nod, carried the bag to run. 马面憋坏了,一点头,拎着袋子就跑了。 After Yu Huifei hurries the kitchen, looks for the bag again, he really could not shoulder. 余会非赶紧去后厨,再找袋子,他是真扛不住了。 This Yu Huifei pays attention the eye, took two one time. Before this is, Lu Ya does grocery shopping the remaining bags, although is a little dirty, but is complete. 这次余会非留了个心眼,一次拿了两个。这都是之前陆压买菜剩下的袋子,虽然有点脏,但是都还是完整的。 The result comes out, sees Black and White Impermanence to stand in the restroom entrance, shouting with one voice: „Little Yu, how was this restroom bad?” 结果一出来,就看到黑白无常站在厕所门口,异口同声的喊道:“小鱼,这厕所怎么坏了？” A Yu Huifei helplessness, grins: „You...... you.” 余会非一阵无奈,咧咧嘴道:“你们……你们这边来。” Black and White Impermanence hurries to run over, Black Impermanence said: „Belly hurts, which can also be convenient?” 黑白无常赶紧跑了过来,黑无常道:“肚子疼,哪还能方便啊？” White Impermanence said: „I am also.” 白无常道:“我也是。” Yu Huifei is helpless, handed over two plastic bags: „Backyard, the backyard looks for Ox-Head Horse-Face to go. How they will tell you to solve!” 余会非无奈,又将两个塑料袋递了过去:“后院,后院找牛头马面去。他们会告诉你们怎么解决的！” Black and White Impermanence looks at the bag in Yu Huifei, a little shuts out, but the restroom went bad, they also know that does not process well. Therefore took the bag to walk...... 黑白无常看着余会非手里的袋子,有点嫌弃,不过厕所坏了,他们也知道不好处理。于是拿着袋子走了…… Yu Huifei returned to the kitchen again, the discovery that finally he collapses, the restroom did not have the bag! 余会非再次回到了厨房里,结果他崩溃的发现,厕所没袋子了！ Flexure that Yu Huifei goes wild scratched the head, rending is shouting: „Fuck!” 余会非抓狂的挠了挠头,撕心裂肺的喊着:“我曹！” The next quarter, the Ninth Floor front door opens, the person's shadow jumps out together, takes the toilet tissue single-handedly, charged into the public toilet in Xiulin street walk as if flying. 下一刻,九楼大门打开,一道人影窜出,一手拿着手纸,健步如飞的冲向了秀林街内的公共厕所。 Here after all is tourist attraction, the public toilet has. 这里毕竟是旅游景点,公共厕所还是有的。 Is the distance is a little far...... 就是距离有点远…… Reason that does not make Ox-Head they go, feared actually not these fellows could not find the restroom, then after all big individual also knows the character, have no reason unable to find. Mainly is feared that their modeling frighten others, when the time comes attracted the police is not good to explain. 之所以不让牛头他们去,倒不是怕这几个家伙找不到厕所,毕竟那么大个人也认识字,没理由找不到。主要是怕他们的造型吓到别人,到时候引来警察就不好解释了。 Yu Huifei crashes in the restroom, the flash of squatting, is fiercely fought, immediately a face relaxed in addition comfortable...... 余会非冲进厕所,蹲下去的一瞬间,就是炮火连天,顿时一脸轻松加舒爽…… Comfortable, Yu Huifei had the experience to observe finally all around situation, what made his surprised was, in this restroom really had a brand-new trash can. However does not seem like puts the trash, green skin bucket that the cleaning that instead probably buys newly uses. 舒服了,余会非终于有经历观察一下四周的情况了,让他惊讶的是,这厕所里竟然有一个全新的垃圾桶。不过看起来似乎不是装垃圾的,反而像是新买的保洁用的绿皮水桶。 Also does not know that is which cleaning aunt falls...... 也不知道是哪个保洁阿姨落下的…… Yu Huifei is indulging in flights of fancy, outside hears a female voice: „ Ok, Little Li, I knew. 余会非正胡思乱想呢,外面传来一个女声:“好了,小离,我知道了。 Do not urge me, I not with him compound...... 你别劝我了,我是不会跟他复合的…… Like this, let alone, I went to bathroom. ” 就这样了,别说了,我上厕所啦。” Yu Huifei one hear, on the forehead immediately is the heavy line, just wants to scold one: „This is a men's room!” 余会非一听,脑门上顿时全是黑线,刚想骂一声:“这是男厕所！” However next quarter he, the whole person started to collapse, because in his mind flashed through a fuzzy scene, he seemed like...... 但是下一刻他,整个人都开始崩溃了,因为他脑海中闪过一段模糊的景象,他似乎…… He seems like...... 他好像…… Entered the ladies' room! 进女厕所了！ „Paternal grandmother leg, really cannot be anxious, does in haste makes mistakes.” In the Yu Huifei heart wails, does, going astray gate on going astray gate. If this were discovered, he jumped in the Yellow River unable to wash clean. “奶奶腿的,果然不能急啊,急就犯错啊。”余会非心中哀嚎,奈何,走错门了就走错门了。这要是被发现了,他真是跳进黄河都洗不清了。 Yu Huifei can only obediently and honestly is squatting in this, when no one, went out again. 余会非只能老老实实的在这蹲着,等没人了,再出去。 However he evidently a little underestimated the battle efficiency of next door! 然而他显然有点低估了隔壁的战斗力！ This younger sister made the telephone call, another telephone rang. 这妹子才挂了电话,又一个电话响了起来。 „ We bid good-bye, do you also always harass me to do? “我们都分手了,你还总骚扰我干什么？ I have said that I do not take the road back! 我说过,我这人不走回头路！ Okay good, you said that I am listening...... ” 好好好,你说吧,我听着……” This younger sister Balla Balla chatted an enough 20 minutes of telephone! 这妹子巴拉巴拉的聊了足足二十分钟的电话！ Finally estimated that her oneself could not squat, came one: „Ok, I also had the matter, does not say. Hung!” 最后估计她自己也蹲不住了,来了一句:“行了,我还有事,不说了。挂了！” Heard to hang these two characters, Yu Huifei affected was about to cry! 听到挂了这两个字,余会非感动的都快哭了！ He pledged, although he has stayed for a half hour in the restroom, but that is the toilet adds the wifi result. Squatting, his whole life has not been squatting is so long. 他发誓,他虽然在厕所里呆过半小时,但是那是坐便器加wifi的结果。这么蹲着,他这辈子都没蹲过这么久啊。 Now Yu Huifei only thinks that the oneself both legs hemp, actually does not dare to send out the sound, does not dare to raise the pants to stand. 现在余会非只觉得自己双腿都麻了,却又不敢发出动静,更不敢提起裤子站起来。 Because here gate is specially designed, after the person stands, the gate cannot block the face. 因为这里的门是特别设计的,人站起来后,门挡不住面部。 Therefore Yu Huifei can only squat in that...... 所以余会非只能蹲在那…… It is estimated that the younger sister was also exhausted, xi xi su su raising pants, while sore giving a tongue-lashing denture mouth is scolding: „Aiya, making you hang you not to hang earlier, the leg hemp, the foot heel also hurt......” 估计那妹子也累坏了,一边窸窸窣窣的提裤子,一边疼的呲牙列嘴的骂着:“哎呀,让你早点挂你不挂,腿都麻了,脚后跟也疼啊……” In the Yu Huifei heart cursed: „Do you love you not to make the telephone call earlier? What national affairs? Can squat hitting?” 余会非心中大骂:“你疼你不早点挂电话？啥国家大事啊？非得蹲着打？” Listens to the sound of footsteps of women's gradually to go far away, Yu Huifei then long putting out one breath, while he must set out. 听着女子的脚步声逐渐远去,余会非这才长长的吐出一口气,正当他要起身呢。 Outside listened to some people to come, that flash, the Yu Huifei tears fell...... 就听外面又有人进来了,那一瞬间,余会非眼泪都掉下来了…… He pledged, his whole life does not want to enter the ladies' room! 他发誓,他这辈子都不想进女厕所了！ „Aiya, what this ate? Squats, the belly was also sore. This day has had no way!” “哎呀,这是吃了什么啊？才蹲完,肚子又疼了。这日子没法过了！” Hears the sound, as if the female came back. 听声音,似乎那女子又回来了。