Finally behind astral wind blows, simultaneously bellows along with one: „800 li (0.5 km) urgency, makes way!” 结果身后一阵罡风吹来,同时伴随着一声大吼:“八百里加急,让开！” little thief turns head, only saw that steel fork sweeps away! 小贼回头,只看到那钢叉横扫而来！ Bang! 嘭！ little thief hung on the wall...... 小贼又挂在了墙上…… „Pū!” “噗！” A blood puffs out, little thief rips open the clothes, in him really has iron sheet! 一口鲜血喷了出去,小贼撕开衣服,他里面竟然有一层铁皮！ This little thief is always bold yet cautious, this iron-covered underwear is his self-defense secret weapon, if stole the thing to be caught, this thing can protect the body. However so many years, he had not been grasped, this clothes have also gotten up uselessly. Has not thought that today, he uses unexpectedly. 这小贼一向胆大心细,这铁皮内衣就是他的防身秘密武器,万一偷东西被人抓到了,这东西可以护体。不过这么多年,他也没被抓过,这衣服也没用上过。万万没想到,今天,他竟然用上了。 At present this scene, he regrets to be useless the thickest that iron sheet to make armor very initially! 只是眼前这场面,他十分后悔当初没用最厚的那种铁皮做内甲！ At present, feared that was insufficient...... 眼下,怕是不够用了…… little thief also looked, this Ox-Head Horse-Face even is a little not at present sober, therefore diligently by top, motionless, set aside the enough big place to toss about to them. 小贼也看出来了,眼前这牛头马面甚至有点不清醒,于是努力的靠在墙头上,一动不动,给他们腾出足够大的地方折腾。 Finally...... 结果…… Ox-Head turns around suddenly, Horse-Face cracks into a smile about him...... 牛头猛然一个转身,马面对他咧嘴一笑…… little thief has to plant not the good premonition. 小贼有种不好的预感。 The next quarter, Horse-Face turned around, Ox-Head bellowed: „Makes way! 800 li (0.5 km) urgency!” 下一刻,马面一个转身冲了过来,牛头大吼:“让开！八百里加急！” „Fuck! My this depended on the wall, how to let!” little thief wants to cry but have no tears! “我曹！我这都靠墙了,怎么让啊！”小贼欲哭无泪啊！ Bang! 嘭！ Also is a dull thumping sound, little thief was swept to fly again, hit the backyard. 又是一声闷响,小贼再次被扫飞了出去,一头撞进了后院。 Then Ox-Head bellows: „800 li (0.5 km) urgency!” 然后牛头大吼一声:“八百里加急！” Horse-Face followed to crash in the backyard, then listened to a sad and shrill pitiful yell sound to get up...... 马面跟着冲进了后院,然后就听一阵凄厉的惨叫声响起…… After a half hour, a form climbed up the top difficultly, looks at the scenery outside courtyard, he relaxes. 半小时后,一个身影艰难的爬上了墙头,看着院子外的风景,他松了口气。 However...... 但是…… „800 li (0.5 km) urgency!” “八百里加急！” „Does fuck also come?-!” “尼玛还来？-啊！” This little thief with polo, projected on the front courtyard from the backyard, body that then hit in White Impermanence. 这小贼就跟马球似的,从后院又被打到了前院,然后一头撞在了白无常的身上。 The White Impermanence blurry opening eye, saw half bowl of liquor that front have not drunk up, he mouth said: „Thirsty......” 白无常迷迷瞪瞪的睁开眼睛,一眼就看到了面前还没喝完的半碗酒,他吧嗒吧嗒嘴道:“渴……” Then raises head, half bowl of liquor do completely! 然后一仰头,半碗酒一干而尽！ The White Impermanence tongue volume in the mouth, the cheek is rousing, looks a little strange, but generally speaking, is individual. 白无常的舌头卷在嘴里,腮帮子鼓着,看起来有点诡异,但是总的来说,还是个人。 little thief saw White Impermanence to awake, the mouth spat the criticism/human language, immediately excited calling out: „Big brother, help! Here is haunted!” 小贼看到白无常醒了,口吐人言,顿时激动的叫道:“大哥,救命啊！这里闹鬼啊！” White Impermanence one hear, turns head to look to him, mouth, one volume of tongues took advantage of opportunity to hang...... 白无常一听,扭头看向他,嘴一张,一卷舌头顺势垂了下去…… Looks at White Impermanence that white clothing, in the top of the head sees the white hat that becomes wealthy, as well as that also flutters the wine, to brave the long tongue of steam. 看着白无常那一身白衣,头顶上一见生财的白帽子,以及那还飘着酒香、冒着热气的长舌头。 The little thief tears flowed instantaneously: „Brother White...... , do you rest the meeting again?” 小贼的眼泪瞬间就流下来了:“白哥……要不,你再睡会？” „Ghost!” little thief screamed...... “鬼啊！”小贼尖叫…… However the next quarter turned into the pitiful yell. 但是下一刻就变成了惨叫。 Sees only White Impermanence to step on little thief on the ground, brandishes the fist is being one hammers to his eye socket: „Did you say? Did you say? Did you say?” 只见白无常将小贼踩在地上,抡起拳头对着他的眼眶子就是一顿锤啊:“你说不说？你说不说？你说不说？” little thief lies down on the ground, wails saying: „Big brother, you asked actually! Aiya...... light point......” 小贼躺在地上,哀嚎道:“大哥,你倒是问啊！哎呀……轻点……” little thief wish diligently finds the person to save a life, grasped conveniently, caught foot, made an effort to pull...... 小贼努力的想要找人救命,随手一抓,抓到了一只脚丫子,用力一扯…… „Who pulls my foot?” Black Impermanence raised the head, looks to the nearby. “谁扯我脚啊？”黑无常抬起头来,看向边上。 little thief sees the face of Black Impermanence that ferocious-looking after drinking, rises red, is ordinary with the scarlet surface fang, the incomparable fierce terrifying, his eyeball was frightened quickly...... 小贼看到黑无常那张青面獠牙的脸在喝过酒后,涨得通红,就跟赤面獠牙一般,无比的狰狞恐怖,他的眼珠子都快被吓出来了…… Sees the little thief so appearance, Black Impermanence also has a scare, two people calling out with one voice! 看到小贼如此模样,黑无常也吓了一跳,两人异口同声的叫道！ „Ghost!” “鬼啊！” But little thief is feared that Black Impermanence is happy, for a long time had not gone to work, saw that the ghost occupational disease violated! 只不过小贼是怕的,黑无常是乐的,好久没上班了,看到鬼魂职业病犯了！ Then! 然后！ Bang! 嘭！ Black Impermanence raises legs is a foot! 黑无常抬腿就是一脚！ little thief flew directly, hit near the gate, had a look at the slit of front door, if he attained new student/life general. 小贼直接飞了出去,撞在了门边上,看看大门的缝隙,他如获新生一般。 He does not know the strength of where coming, pushed directly, then starts running away at once! 他也不知道哪来的力气,直接挤了出去,然后拔腿就跑！ On the avenue, the person's shadow is screaming together: „Black and White Impermanence, Ox-Head Horse-Face, do not look for me, after I do not want dead...... I am young...... me, wash off do not work as the thief absolutely!” 大街上,一道人影嗷嗷尖叫着:“黑白无常,牛头马面,你们别找我啊,我不想死啊……我还年轻啊……我以后金盆洗手绝对不当贼啦！” This fellow dashes about wildly, frightening is the nasal mucus tears one after another flows downward, has not seen clearly the front situation, finally threw into the middle of a car(riage). 这家伙一路狂奔,吓得是鼻涕眼泪一把一把的往下流,也没看清楚前面的情况,结果一头扎进了一辆车当中。 When he raised the head, discovered that the front were many a handcuff, as well as a genial smile: „What did you just say?” 等他抬起头的时候,发现面前多了一副手铐,以及一副和善的笑容:“你刚刚说什么？” little thief: „I...... policeman, I want to go home...... wū wū......” 小贼:“我……警察叔叔,我想回家……呜呜……” Police: „......” 警察:“……” Yu Huifei does not know matter that just had, he was a sleep/felt rests the dawn. 余会非并不知道刚刚发生的事情,他是一觉睡到了天明。 Opens the eye, Yu Huifei looks at the icy cold ground, he has the feeling of sleepwalk. 睁开眼睛,余会非看着冰凉的地面,他有种梦游的感觉。 All that the Yu Huifei serious suspicion experienced yesterday, is the dreams. 余会非严重怀疑昨天经历的一切,都是梦。 „Certainly is the dream, Black and White Impermanence that Ox-Head Horse-Face where comes, where comes?” “一定是梦,哪来的牛头马面,哪来的黑白无常？” Yu Huifei shakes the head to whisper, then thought that the urinary bladder suppressed, wants shortly flowingly, could not bear crawl to run toward the restroom again. 余会非摇摇头嘀咕着,然后就觉得膀胱憋得慌,眼看着就要一泻千里了,再也忍不住了爬起来就往厕所跑。 Finally the person has not gone to the place, listens to the restroom that side to work as a loud sound. 结果人还没到地方呢,就听厕所那边哐当一声巨响。 Follows to listen to some people to scold: „What broken thing!” 跟着就听有人在骂:“什么破玩意！” The Yu Huifei heart trembles, is this sound so familiar? Really has Ox-Head? 余会非心头一颤,这声音这么熟悉呢？难道真有牛头？ The Yu Huifei half step overruns, opens the gate, saw Ox-Head angry has been roaring to the tattered toilet. 余会非快步冲过去,一拉开门,就看到牛头正愤怒的对着已经破烂的坐便器咆哮呢。 Saw Yu Huifei to come, Ox-Head is pointing at the toilet say/way: Just right that „Little Yu you come, this what thing? The border was so narrow, squats to press the foot even, stepped on badly, what was this?” 看到余会非来了,牛头指着坐便器道:“小鱼你来的正好,这什么玩意啊？边沿那么窄,蹲上去硌脚就算了,一踩就坏,这算个啥呀？” Yu Huifei one hear, on the forehead is the cold sweat, his is the toilet, when squatted then uses. 余会非一听,脑门上全是冷汗,丫的这是把坐便器当蹲便用了啊。 Looks at Ox-Head that two meters high, a big fellow of Gada meat, it is estimated that this goods 200 kilograms. 看着牛头那两米高、一身嘎达肉的大块头,估计这货得两百公斤。 Such big physique one squats toward above...... 这么大的块头往上面一蹲…… What kind of devastation Yu Huifei is unable to imagine just the toilet to experience, chooses to commit suicide. 余会非都无法想象刚刚坐便器经历了怎样的蹂躏,才选择自尽的。 However looks at Ox-Head that pair dull, righteous cow eye, he also knows, this matter estimated could not blame Ox-Head, he really may not use the human the thing. 不过看着牛头那一双呆愣的、理直气壮的牛眼,他也知道,这事估计也怪不了牛头,他可能真不会用人类的东西。 Yu Huifei waves saying: „Brother Ox...... then...... oh considers as finished, you first go out.” 余会非挥挥手道:“牛哥……回头……唉算了,你先出去吧。” Ox-Head unwilling say/way: „I want to defecate, but where can also go to bathroom?” 牛头不甘心的道:“我想拉屎,还哪能上厕所啊？” Yu Huifei thinks, is pointing at the front door tastes: „You...... consider as finished from this, do not go out. You and others met me to give you to try to find a solution......” 余会非想了想,指着大门口道:“你从这出……算了,你别出去了。你等会我给你想个办法……” Ox-Head urgently said: „You a bit faster, ate the stomach ache yesterday evening. I suspected that is the adulterated liquor, Fuck...... in the belly overwhelming, fled quickly.” 牛头急道:“你快点,昨天晚上吃坏肚子了。我怀疑那是假酒,我曹……肚子里翻江倒海的,快窜出来了。” „You shut up! You think, only then do you leap up quickly?” Yu Huifei also suppresses uncomfortably, walked the subconscious both legs clamp, the buttocks contraction. “你闭嘴！你以为只有你快蹿出来啦？”余会非也憋得难受,走路都下意识的双腿夹紧,臀部收缩了。 Ox-Head follows behind Yu Huifei, he walks Yu Huifei is more uncomfortable. After all, he had just gripped the horse stance, prepared to open the sluice gates, finally the toilet went bad, frightened to him directly and suppressed. Now only thinks that all armies stop up on the key point, must crash momentarily. 牛头跟在余会非后面,他走路比余会非还要难受。毕竟,刚刚他都已经扎好马步,准备开闸了,结果坐便器坏了,直接给他吓得又憋了回去。现在只觉得所有的大军都堵在关键点上,随时要崩盘了。 „Hurry up, hurry up!” Ox-Head cannot bear is calling. “快点,快点！”牛头忍不住嗷嗷叫着。