TRRLB :: Volume #1

#16: After the liquor, thief 【Sought collection to seek recommendation】


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Horse-Face hehe said: If only then White Impermanence is good, but currently also has Black Impermanence. Two one positive and one negative just undid this effect.” 马面呵呵道:“如果只有一个白无常还行,但是现在还有一个黑无常呢。二者一正一负刚好抵消了这个效果。” Yu Huifei immediately a disappointed color of face. 余会非顿时一脸的失望之色。 The Horse-Face comfort said: Although does not have additionally gains, but at least the multi- disasters, won't this be the good deed?” 马面安慰道:“虽然没有额外的获取,但是至少不会多灾了,这也算是好事吧?” The Yu Huifei heart said: Good deed? How didn't you say an eating meal mouth?” 余会非心道:“好事?你咋不说多了一张吃饭的嘴呢?” At this time Ox-Head hehe collected, mysterious put out big wine pot to come from the table , when placed on the table. 这时候牛头嘿嘿的凑了过来,神秘兮兮的从桌子底下拿出一个大酒坛子来,哐当一声放在了桌子上。 Yu Huifei is stunned: Liquor where you come?” 余会非愕然:“你哪来的酒?” Ox-Head self-satisfied laughing said: Third Floor plow land time digs, this jug, is also thinking the time period has drunk. Since the youngest brothers came, that drinks together happily.” 牛头得意的大笑道:“三楼耕地的时候挖出来的,就这一坛子,原本还想着过阵子喝呢。既然老兄弟们都来了,那就一起喝个痛快吧。” This is the public property.” Yu Huifei corrects immediately. “这是公家财产啊。”余会非立刻纠正。 Then four old ghosts look at Yu Huifei simultaneously, seemed asking that can drink? 然后四个老鬼同时看着余会非,仿佛在问能喝么? Yu Huifei looks at these four people, Ox-Head, Horse-Face, ferocious-looking and pale bloodless long tongue, can say the terrifying element in ghost story all gathers here, does he dare to say no? 余会非看着这四个人,牛头马面青面獠牙、苍白无血长舌头,可以说将鬼故事里的恐怖元素全都集合在了这里,他敢说不么? Furthermore, his new officer takes office, does not want really to oppress others by the potential. Moreover Ox-Head just helped his solution Guowei, this, Yu Huifei invited him and his buddies drinks liquor, that was natural. 再者,他新官上任,也不想真的以势压人。而且牛头刚刚帮他解过围,就这一条,余会非请他和他的哥们们喝一顿酒,那都是理所应当的。 Therefore Yu Huifei nods, four fellows pat the balling up immediately jubilantly, the preparation opened drinks. 于是余会非点了点头,四个家伙顿时兴高采烈的拍开泥封,就准备开喝了。 Yu Huifei many can also guess correctly, this liquor absolutely is Lu Ya that old bastard conceals, but the old fogy runs too quick forgot to take away. 余会非多少也能猜到,这酒绝对是陆压那老混蛋藏的,只不过那老家伙跑的太快了忘记收走了而已。 The balling up opens, strong wine greets the nostrils to come, the key point is in this liquor really also has the fruit to be fragrant! 泥封一开,一股浓烈的酒香扑鼻而来,重点是这酒里竟然还有果香! Yu Huifei eye one bright: What liquor is this?” 余会非眼睛一亮:“这是什么酒?” After Ox-Head, Horse-Face and Black and White Impermanence collect smells, a White Impermanence excited tongue the smooth hammer the chest, then the tongue one waves, could not speak. 牛头马面黑白无常凑过去闻了闻后,白无常一激动舌头呲溜的锤到了胸口,然后舌头一顿舞动,根本说不出话来。 Ox-Head heavy powerful say/way: Monkey liquor!” 牛头沉重有力的道:“猴儿酒!” The nod that Horse-Face goes all out, both emitted the light to come quickly, obviously, this liquor had the fame, their these Yin God Ghost Messenger had understood. 马面拼命的点头,两眼都快放出光来了,显然,这酒太有名气了,他们这些阴神鬼差都有所了解。 Black Impermanence said: I did not drink before, but the reputation of this monkey liquor has listened, spirit monkey collection all kinds of fruit brewing, in the liquor has the fruit to be fragrant, contains Heaven and Earth spiritual energy, is enormous to the person advantage.” 黑无常道:“我以前不喝酒,但是这猴儿酒的名头还是听过的,灵猴采集百果酿造而成,酒中有果香,蕴含天地灵气,对人好处极大。” Yu Huifei one hear, somewhat loved dearly, if this remains to sell, after that can be solved absolutely, issue that eats meal. 余会非一听,有些心疼了,这要是留着卖出去,那绝对能解决以后吃饭的问题。 However has not waited for the Yu Huifei speech, Ox-Head came out directly but actually five large bowls, laughs saying: Does not manage, first drinks for the respect!” 然而没等余会非说话呢,牛头直接倒了出来五大碗,哈哈大笑道:“不管了,先喝为敬!” Then several fellows raised head thump thump do! 然后几个家伙一仰头咕咚咕咚的就干了! Then one by one vision thief bright looks at the Yu Huifei bowl, Yu Huifei takes to open without delay directly drinks, was for fear that snatched. 然后一个个眼光贼亮的看着余会非的碗,余会非二话不说拿起来直接开喝,生怕被人抢了。 The monkey liquor entrance is very temperate, the wine business are mellow, after entering the throat, send out the fragrance of all kinds of fruit directly, rich was about unable to melt, for a very long time was needless. 猴儿酒入口十分温和,酒业醇厚甘甜,入喉后直接散发出百果的香味,浓郁的都快化不开了,久久不消。 Afterward the liquor fluid enters the throat deep place, blasts out together the pungent air/Qi, like burning down to burn in the stomach generally. However this ignition is not painful, instead stimulated hot perspiration, the breeze to blow all of a sudden, only felt the whole person to be refreshing, in brain all cells attacked excited. 随后酒液进入喉咙深处,炸开一道辛辣之气,如同火烧一般一路烧到了胃里。但是这个灼烧并不痛苦,反而一下子激发了一身的热汗,小风一吹,只觉得整个人神清气爽,脑子里所有的细胞都被冲击的兴奋了起来。 „Does light have the liquor not to have the food that goes well with wine line? I prepare a meal!” After Yu Huifei direct aggressive setting out the kitchen, was similar to the mouse to enter the spatial rice jar to be the same, one changed, finally also really made him cause one bowl of shelled peanuts. “光有酒没有下酒菜怎么行?我去弄菜!”余会非直接霸气的起身进了后厨,然后就如同老鼠进了空米缸一般,一顿捣腾,最终还真让他弄出一碗花生米来。 Comes out, the Yu Huifei chin fell the ground quickly...... 出来的时候,余会非下巴都快掉地上了…… Sees only big eyeball to squat on the table drinks, White Impermanence grabs Black Impermanence is an experience and skill, hits while shouted: „Did you say, said? Said?” 只见大眼珠子正蹲在桌子上喝酒呢,白无常抓着黑无常就是一顿老拳,一边打一边喊:“你说不说,说不说?说不说?” Black Impermanence is also unyielding, does not hit back, only returns in that asked: What said? What said? What said?” 黑无常也是硬气,不还手,只在那回问:“说啥?说啥?说啥啊?” Another side, Ox-Head rides Horse-Face to run in ground wind, runs Ox-Head also while is shouting: Makes way, makes way, 800 li (0.5 km) urgency!” 另一边,牛头骑着马面在地上一顿风跑,一边跑牛头还一边喊着:“让开,让开,八百里加急!” Yu Huifei rubbed the forehead, has a look at the shelled peanut in hand, hid decisively. 余会非揉了揉眉心,看看手里的花生米,果断藏了起来。 This liquor cannot drink again, drank to have an accident again. 这酒不能再喝了,再喝要出事了。 Yu Huifei runs, will take away wine pot, result gust blows, he only feels dizzy! 余会非跑过去,正要收走酒坛子,结果一阵风吹来,他只觉得天旋地转! Liquor vigor! 酒劲上来了! Then Yu Huifei anything does not know. 然后余会非就什么都不知道了。 After one hour, outside the front door, the form arrived at out Ninth Floor together stealthily, looks at the related solid front door, the corners of the mouth has not selected, whispers: „ Snoring sound is so big, the front door does not lock, how? 一个多小时后,大门外,一道身影鬼鬼祟祟的来到了九楼门外,看着没有关严实的大门,嘴角一挑,嘀咕道:“呼噜声这么大,大门也不锁,咋的? Insulted me? 侮辱我呢? Thinks was the Grave Keeping place I do not dare to visit? 还是以为是守墓的地方我就不敢光顾了? The father grew up in the indiscriminate burial ground in the past! 老子当年可是在乱坟岗长大的! Runs into me, gets what one deserves you to have bad luck! ” 遇到我,活该你们倒霉!” This is little thief, originally comes out curved, has a look others who can start. Has not thought, without walking far, can be open for business unexpectedly, immediately was wild with joy. 这是一个小贼,本来只是出来溜溜弯儿,看看有没有可以下手的人家。万万没想到,没走多远,竟然就能开张了,顿时乐坏了。 little thief looked at all around cunningly, determined that no one saw after has not monitored, does not open the front door, but is one is sideways to follow the crack in a door to worm one's way into. 小贼鬼头鬼脑的看了看四周,确定没有人看到也没有监控后,也不推开大门,而是一个侧身顺着门缝就钻了进去。 Passing through the gate, he noticed that two people lie at the snoring sound that on four square tables rests like the thunder. Because can only see the back, in addition the dark cloud obstructs moon/month, he does not see clearly the appearance of that two person. 一进门,他就看到两个人趴在一张四方桌上睡的鼾声如雷。由于只能看到背影,再加上乌云遮月,他也看不清楚那两个人的模样。 The ground is lying down a person, is sprawled, the moonlight falls on his face together, looked clarity, that is one also calculates the delicate young people! He rested just soundly, light/only listens to that snoring sound, little thief to feel relieved. 地上躺着一个人,四仰八叉的,一道月光落在他的脸上,看的清楚,那是一个还算清秀的年轻人!他睡得正香,光听那鼾声,小贼就十分的放心了。 The snoring sound, represents Master to rest is very fragrant. 鼾声,代表着主人睡的很香。 The snoring sound, representative that is being individual. 鼾声,代表着那是个人。 Therefore, he smiled: Really is travel far and wide looking for something only to find it easily, it seems like today gets what one deserves I to get rich.” 所以,他笑了:“真是踏破铁鞋无觅处得来全不费工夫,看来今天活该我发财啊。” Is speaking, little thief first touched ground that person of side. 说着话,小贼最先摸到了地上那人的身边。 Pulled out the Yu Huifei pocket, that pocket is cleaner than his face, could not bear scold one: Damn, poor devil!” 掏了掏余会非的口袋,那口袋比他脸还干净呢,忍不住骂了一句:“操,穷鬼!” Yu Huifei touches the Black and White Impermanence pocket, what a pity, this is two ancients, pocket where the ancient comes? 余会非又去摸黑白无常的口袋,可惜,这是两个古人,古人哪来的口袋? Two people are turning away from him, where he is pondering over from starts. 两人背对着他,他正琢磨从哪下手呢。 Suddenly hears the backyard to broadcast the sound that called: Harnesses! Makes way, 800 li (0.5 km) urgency! Keeps off me dead!” 忽然听到后院传来一声嗷嗷叫的声音:“驾!让开,八百里加急!挡我者死!” Then the backyard front door opened, then he noticed that Ox-Head rode Horse-Face to clash! 接着后院大门开了,然后他看到一个牛头骑着一个马面冲了出来! That Horse-Face both hands two legs are well-grounded, running fast! 马面双手两腿着地,跑的飞快! The Ox-Head both legs in a ground wave, the whole person are also appearing the incomparable excitement, in eyeball is red, brandishes begins the big steel fork, descends the mountain to resemble with that god! 牛头双腿在还地上趟浪着呢,整个人显得无比的兴奋,眼珠子通红,挥舞着手里的大钢叉,就跟那蛮神下山似的! little thief has a scare, but the psychological quality is good, subconscious whisper: Cosplay?” 小贼吓了一跳,但是心理素质还不错,下意识的嘀咕道:“cosplay?” Those who replied little thief was a Ox-Head fork sweeps away! 回答小贼的是牛头的一叉子横扫! Bang! 嘭! little thief with that straw, was swept rather, hung several seconds fell on the wall on the ground. 小贼就跟那稻草似的,被一扫而非,挂在了墙上好几秒才掉在地上。 „...... Hurts......” little thief to cover the chest, the tears crossflow. “咳咳……疼……”小贼捂着胸口,眼泪横流。 At this moment, he realized finally, plays cosplay absolutely does not have such big strength! This where is a person, this is the bull of running! 这一刻,他终于意识到了,玩cosplay的绝对没有这么大的力气!这哪里是人啊,这是奔跑的公牛啊! Ghost!” “鬼啊!” little thief screamed, turns around, tumbling crawled, took to one's heels to go out. 小贼尖叫,转身,连滚带爬的爬起来,撒腿就要往外跑。
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