Speaking of behind, Ox-Head lowers the sound to tell Yu Huifei: „This Second Child Black, although obeys the custom, but absolutely is a violent temper, hating the wicked as if they were personal enemies, said that begins more ominous than me. Therefore, he did not come also even, after coming, basically can only bring the disaster.” 说到后面,牛头压低声音告诉余会非:“这黑老二虽然守规矩,但是绝对是个暴脾气,嫉恶如仇,说动手比我还凶呢。所以,他不现身也就算了,现身之后基本上只能带来灾祸。” Yu Huifei one hear, a parade is big immediately, his average person manages one crowd of hell Yin God, this pressure is very big, now comes a professional belt/bring disaster, he even more thought that the own head is bigger than Ox-Head! 余会非一听,顿时一阵头大,他一个普通人管一群地府阴神,这压力已经很大了,如今又来了一个职业带灾祸的,他越发觉得自己的脑袋比牛头还大呢！ Sits in that Yu Huifei shot a look at an own light bulb once for a while. He wants to twist to throw to him this light bulb now, so as to avoid meets Black Impermanence to change the body issue baby again, asked why his shines, why transparent...... 坐在那,余会非时不时的瞥了一眼自家的灯泡。他现在很想把这灯泡给他拧下来扔了,免得一会黑无常再变身问题宝宝,问他这个为啥发光,那个为啥透明的…… Finally Black Impermanence asked one curiously: „Do you always look at the light bulb to do?” 结果黑无常好奇的问了一句:“你总看灯泡干什么？” Yu Huifei is stunned: „Do you...... know this?” 余会非愕然:“你……认识这个？” Black Impermanence nods: „I am Soul Reaping Envoy, some people damn do not die, I come to the world of the living to cancel their souls. This world of the living often/common to come, this light bulb I knew certainly.” 黑无常点头:“我是勾魂使者,有人该死不死的时候,我就来阳间勾他们的魂。这阳间常来,这灯泡我当然认识。” Yu Huifei one hear, is moved to tears immediately, finally came know the business! 余会非一听,顿时热泪盈眶啊,终于来了个懂行的了！ Then Yu Huifei said without delay: „You two have any issue, asked him, do not ask me!” 然后余会非二话不说道:“你们两个有啥问题,问他,别问我！” Ox-Head and Horse-Face is a lot of doubts, does to Yu Huifei also not to have the energy to explain, two people may I ask. One hear of Yu Huifei this saying, gather near Black Impermanence to start to ask without delay immediately. 原本牛头和马面就是一肚子的疑惑,奈何余会非又没精力解释,两人也不敢问。一听余会非这话,二话不说立刻凑到了黑无常边上开始发问了。 „Old Black, what is a light bulb?” “老黑,啥是灯泡啊？” „Has the electricity to shine?” “有电就能亮？” „Where electricity comes? Has not seen the god of thunder.” “电哪来的啊？没看到雷神啊。” „Electric wire? Which live wire? Where the electricity in electric wire from comes?” “电线？哪有电线？电线里的电是从哪来的啊？” „Power plant? What is a power plant?” “电厂？啥是电厂啊？” ...... …… Is listening to this grinding chirp, the issue of getting to the bottom, Yu Huifei rejoiced secretly, his tired being disinclined answered their issues luckily. If this replied, it is estimated that he now already on the road of reincarnation! 听着这磨磨唧唧,追根问底的问题,余会非暗自庆幸啊,幸亏他累的懒得回答他们的问题。这要是回答起来,估计他现在已经在投胎的路上了！ „This Black Impermanence temperament is good, changed me to estimate that could not shoulder to ask.” In the Yu Huifei heart is whispering: „Really, recognizes people oneself to look, cannot light/only listen.” “这黑无常的脾气还不错啊,换了我估计扛不住这么问。”余会非心中嘀咕着:“果然,认人还是得自己看,不能光听。” Bang! 嘭！ A loud sound. 一声巨响。 Black Impermanence pounds the table, jumps to the table on, clutches the Horse-Face clothes collar to roar: „Your did motherfucking have not to have? Asked the thermal power, you asked that what principle the generator was, what when you I was? Big encyclopedia?” 黑无常拍案而起,跳到桌子上,揪着马面的衣服领子咆哮着:“你TM有完没完了？问完火电,你问发电机是啥原理,你当我是啥？大百科全书啊？” Ox-Head coughs a sound said: „Old Horse, this is your is not right, I said that should not ask the matter of thermal power.” 牛头干咳一声道:“老马,这就是你的不对了,我就说了,不应该问火电的事情。” Black Impermanence heard this saying well, the complexion a point. 黑无常听到这话,脸色好了一点。 However Ox-Head said immediately: „We should ask that the matter of big encyclopedia, Old Black, what the big encyclopedia is?” 但是牛头马上就道:“我们应该问大百科全书的事情,老黑,大百科全书是个啥？” „Fuck! I kill you!” Black Impermanence flew into a rage, brandishes Soul Reaping Chains to begin. “我曹！我弄死你们！”黑无常暴跳如雷,抡起勾魂锁链就要动手了。 At this moment...... 就在这时…… Thump thump thump! 咚咚咚！ The front door was sounded. 大门又被敲响了。 The movements of several people stopped immediately. 几个人的动作顿时停住了。 Yu Huifei scratched cold sweat secretly, luckily came the person, otherwise these three fellows did not have the preparation opening his courtyard. 余会非则暗自擦了一把冷汗,幸亏来人了,否则这三个家伙没准备会把他这院子给拆了。 „Your three peaceful meeting......” Yu Huifei waves, then turns around to look unfamiliar not to have calling out that may the love: „Who? Isn't White Impermanence? Your this is comes my to take vacation to play mahjong? Also do four four same places come?” “你们三个安静一会……”余会非挥挥手,然后转身一脸生无可恋的叫道:“又谁啊？不会是白无常吧？你们这是来我这度假打麻将的么？还四个四个一起来？” Opened the front door. 打开了大门。 Cold wind intermittent...... 阴风阵阵…… But this Yu Huifei nerve under exhausted and sleepy, custom wait/etc functions, thorough was numb, is crooked the head to be slanting the eye to look at the entrance, lifts the hand to distribute the cigarettes: „Smokes?......” Next quarter, Yu Huifei almost jumped to call out: „Aiya I hold, is really White Impermanence?!” 只不过这次余会非的神经在疲惫、困倦、习惯等等作用下,彻底的麻木了,歪着脑袋斜着眼睛看着门口,抬手就递烟:“抽烟么？……”下一刻,余会非差点跳起来叫道:“哎呀我操,真是白无常啊？！” An person of white clothing entrance, looks pale incomparably, a tongue hangs the waist, in the hand takes Mourning Staff, the head wears greatly tall Mao, above writes: „Sees to become wealthy!” 门口之人一身白衣,面色苍白无比,一根舌头垂到腰间,手里拿着一根哭丧棒,头上戴着一个大高帽,上面写着:“一见生财！” Such standard appearance, Yu Huifei does not need to look knows that was White Impermanence. 这么标准的打扮,余会非不用看就知道是白无常了。 Black Impermanence sees White Impermanence, immediately the temperament small much, stood excitedly: „Seventh Brother, did you come?” 黑无常见到白无常,顿时脾气小了不少,激动的站了起来:“七哥,你怎么也来了？” Comes person White Impermanence, White Impermanence shot a look at Black Impermanence, then walked directly, sits in that in both hands the volume stops up talked back the tongue volume, say/way that this heaved a sigh: „Hell, in the foreign affairs, altogether on four Ghost Messenger, your group of Sun Ziquan motherfucking ran. My motherfucking person, when four people use, tired I with dog! Therefore after my oneself drinks, looked for Judge to surrender.” 来人正是白无常,白无常瞥了一眼黑无常,然后直接走了进来,一屁股坐在那,双手将舌头卷吧卷吧塞回嘴里,这才唉声叹气的道:“地府,内外务,一共就四鬼差,你们这帮孙子全TM跑了。我TM一个人被当四个人用,累的我跟狗似的！所以我自己喝了点酒后就去找判官自首了。” Horse-Face collects, said: „Then?” 马面凑过来,道:“然后呢？” White Impermanence grief and indignation say/way: „Judge that grandson does not recognize unexpectedly! He said that I have not drunk!” 白无常悲愤的道:“判官那孙子竟然不认！他说我没喝！” „Then?” Yu Huifei asked. “然后呢？”余会非问。 White Impermanence said: „I, when his surface drank a big mouth.” 白无常道:“我当他面又喝了一大口。” „Then?” Black Impermanence asked. “然后呢？”黑无常问。 White Impermanence said: „Finally he added that I have not drunk!” 白无常道:“结果他还说我没喝！” Horse-Face said: „Finally?” 马面道:“最后呢？” White Impermanence sighed: „ He does not recognize, I drank............ drank the fragment afterward, segment memory did not have. However I wake, discovered the Judge Cui secret! 白无常叹息道:“他不认,我就喝呗……后来……喝断片了,那段记忆没了。不过我醒过来的时候,发现了崔判官的秘密！ „What secret?” The people were curious. “什么秘密？”众人都好奇了。 Yu Huifei also collected, he is also curious these Daoist Immortal Eight Trigrams (gossip). 余会非也凑了过去,他也好奇这些神仙的八卦。 White Impermanence hehe said: „ Judge Cui usually seems like good-hearted person one, in fact, short temper! 白无常嘿嘿道:“崔判官平时看起来老好人一个,实际上,脾气暴躁着呢！ I fall asleep, does not know that whose he with come to blows, the clothes tore to pieces, eye pitch-black pitch-black! 我睡着的时候,也不知道他跟谁干架了,衣服都撕破了,眼睛乌黑乌黑的！ The hand under which draft animal also does not know, was too black! ” 也不知道哪个牲口下的手,也太黑了！” Speaking of this, White Impermanence look pleased with oneself, the sorrow sighed: „ I am also unlucky, just hit this matter. 说到这,白无常摇头晃脑,哀叹道:“我也是倒霉,刚好撞到了这种事。 The fellow estimates has not won, a lot of air/Qi, see me with seeing personal enemy, was voicing to me all resentment directly, after dozens doltishes, was sent to frontier service to me. 那家伙估计没打赢,一肚子的气,看到我就跟看到仇人似的,直接把所有怨气都对着我发了,几十大板后就给我发配出来了。 You said, what relations he did take a beating had with me? ” 你们说说,他挨揍了跟我有什么关系啊？” Yu Huifei rubbed the forehead, he does not know that should say this White Impermanence person was stupidly silly, couldn't this have thought through? 余会非揉了揉眉心,他都不知道该说这白无常人傻还是人傻了,这还想不通么？ Was this goods drinks absolutely one beat savagely Judge Cui, was thrown. 绝对是这货喝多了把崔判官一顿暴打,然后被扔出来了。 Yu Huifei silently is taking down at heart: „These four old ghosts, liquor is extremely at present bad!” 余会非默默的在心里记下:“眼前这四个老鬼,酒品极差！” „Little Yu comes quickly, be not standing, sits down together, I give you to introduce my these brothers.” Ox-Head natural fiery shouting. “小鱼快过来,别站着,一起坐下,我给你介绍一下我这些老哥们。”牛头大方火热的喊道。 What can Yu Huifei say? Matter, only has so been able to brace oneself. 余会非能说啥？事情已经如此了,只能硬着头皮上了。 Sits down, big eyeball in yellow skin bottle gourd hehe said: „Six open mouth, tomorrow's breakfast what to do?” 才坐下,黄皮葫芦里的大眼珠子嘿嘿道:“六张嘴,明天的早餐咋办？” Yu Huifei a parade big such as fights immediately. 余会非顿时一阵头大如斗。 At this time Horse-Face collected, said in a low voice: „Good Eldest Child White also came.” 这时候马面凑了过来,低声道:“还好白老大也来了。” Yu Huifei is puzzled. 余会非不解。 Horse-Face said: The going in Eldest Child White words that „Second Child Black most listens, have him, Second Child Black will not toss about. White Impermanence and Black Impermanence are different, Black Impermanence can only bring the disaster, but White Impermanence not only brings to fear and anxious, but can also bring the luck and wealth.” 马面道:“黑老二最听的进去白老大的话,有他在,黑老二不会太折腾。白无常和黑无常不同,黑无常只能带来灾难,而白无常不仅带来恐惧和不安,还能带来运气和财富。” A Yu Huifei eye bright say/way: „Your meaning is, White Impermanence came, can I change to transport get rich?” 余会非眼睛一亮道:“你的意思是,白无常来了,我能改运发财？”