Yu Huifei instantaneous anything understood, these two goods went out to drink, drink later Ox-Head to ride Horse-Face to go back, then two fellows were all sentenced drunken driving. 余会非瞬间啥都懂了,这两货出去喝酒,喝多了之后牛头骑着马面回去了,然后两个家伙全都被判了醉驾。 The key point is, Ox-Head does not know that oneself rode anything ; Horse-Face does not know that oneself was ridden by anything. 重点是,牛头不知道自己骑了个啥;马面不知道自己被啥骑了。 However generally speaking, the result is the same. 不过总的来说,结果是一样的。 Yu Huifei reveals the bright smile to Ox-Head...... 余会非对牛头流露出灿烂的笑容…… Ox-Head draws Yu Huifei, cancels the shoulder of Yu Huifei to lower the sound saying: „Is the brothers not?” 牛头一把将余会非拉过去,勾着余会非的肩膀压低声音道:“是兄弟不？” Yu Huifei only felt that oneself probably by two truck clips , the whole body bone ka the sound, red that the whole face rose, opening mouth was a character cannot say. 余会非只感觉自己好像被两辆卡车夹中间了,浑身骨头咔吧咔吧的响,满脸涨的通红,张嘴是一个字也说不出来。 Ox-Head lowers the head looked Yu Huifei was clamped quickly by him, hurries to loosen the arm, then pitiful looks at Yu Huifei, that big eye as if can squeeze out the water to resemble, tearful. 牛头低头一看余会非都快被他夹死了,赶紧松开胳膊,然后可怜巴巴的看着余会非,那大眼睛仿佛能挤出水来似的,泪眼汪汪的。 The Yu Huifei big mouth is breathing heavily saying: „Relax, is brothers knifes piercing both sides, but does not permit to drink with me!” 余会非大口喘着粗气道:“放心,为兄弟两肋插刀,但是不准跟我喝酒！” Ox-Head grateful looks at Yu Huifei, then asked: „Why doesn't drink with you?” 牛头感激的看着余会非,然后问道:“为啥不跟你喝酒？” Yu Huifei has a look at Ox-Head that to have more than 200 jin (0.5 kg) cardinal principle checks saying: „I feared that I conduct the back to be motionless you.” 余会非看看牛头那得有两百多斤的大体格子道:“我怕我驮不动你。” Ox-Head: „......” 牛头:“……” „Brother Ox, what did you mumble say? Let me tell you, after going back, you must help me find that while my danger grandson, I said his biological mothers who anything must hit did not know him. Brother Ox, how didn't you speak?” Horse-Face verbose asking. “牛哥,你叨叨咕咕的说啥呢？我跟你说啊,回去之后你得帮我找到那个趁我之危的孙子,我说啥也要打的他亲妈都不认识他。牛哥,你咋不说话呢？”马面絮絮叨叨的问。 Ox-Head grins, the awkward following nod was complies. 牛头咧咧嘴,尴尬的跟着点头算是答应了。 Afterward Ox-Head frank laughs a sound said: „ Brother Horse, came, when had a vacation, these not happy matter first puts down. Moreover, illuminated me saying that during we two carried out the official business, drank is not right, was punished should also be. 随后牛头爽朗的大笑一声道:“马老弟,来都来了,就当放假了,这些不愉快的事情先放下吧。而且,照我说啊,咱们两执行公务期间喝酒就是不对,被罚也是应该的。 Moreover, you think, you were ridden do not know, if bumps into an unprincipled person, your body throws components to estimate that does not know. 而且啊,你想想,你被骑了都不知道,如果要是碰到一个坏人,你身上丢点零件估计都不知道。 Therefore, I thought that our called profit from a disaster...... ” 所以啊,我觉得吧,咱们这叫因祸得福……” At this moment, the Ox-Head incarnation for peerless tricks greatly, which depends that really to have three cuns (2.5 cm) lisper to make up wild stories, repetitive nod that Horse-Face said. 此时此刻,牛头化身为绝世大忽悠,仗着那真的有三寸长的大舌头在哪一顿胡诌,把马面说的连连点头。 Yu Huifei cannot bear the unstated criticism say: „If, has made this goods go to the multi-level marketing company to be the instructor, perhaps can also get huge windfall wealth.” 余会非忍不住腹诽道:“真要是过不下去了,就让这货去传销公司当讲师,没准也能一夜暴富。” At this moment, Horse-Face asked one: „Brother Ox, you are because what comes in?” 就在这时,马面问了一句:“牛哥,你是因为啥进来的啊？” Ox-Head was silent immediately...... 牛头顿时沉默了…… Yu Huifei smiled, the heart said: „His, I thought how you replied, haha......” 余会非则笑了,心说:“丫的,我看你怎么回答,哈哈……” After Ox-Head silent one next, a face sincere say/way: „Has not drunk noisily, is excessively intimate with other lifeform, hinders the transportation.” 牛头沉默了一下后,一脸正色的道:“还不是喝酒闹的,和其他生物过度亲密,阻碍交通。” Yu Huifei was speechless immediately, the heart said that this goods also are really flicker greatly, can this also be good? 余会非顿时无语了,心说这货还真是个大忽悠啊,这也能行？ The Horse-Face nod said: „You were also profit from a disaster.” 马面点头道:“那你也算是因祸得福了。” Ox-Head nods, then two fellows cry on each other's shoulders. 牛头点头,然后两个家伙抱头痛哭。 Yu Huifei starts to suspect that in Horse-Face that greatly long head light long face, this fellow's performance is completely brazen, without brain! 余会非开始怀疑马面那个大长脑袋里光长脸了,这家伙的表现完全是脸皮厚,没脑子！ At this moment, big eyeball jumped, coughs a sound said: „You considered a next tomorrow morning eats anything, the urogenous that looks at that two goods perhaps, wants to eat a midnight snack to drink a liquor.” 就在这时,大眼珠子跳了出来,干咳一声道:“你还是考虑一下明天早上吃啥吧,看那两货的尿性,没准还想吃点夜宵喝点酒呢。” Yu Huifei one hear, could not smile immediately. 余会非一听,顿时笑不出来了。 Then sees Horse-Face then to beckon to say to Yu Huifei: „ Little Yu, our brothers two meet, that is very excited. 然后就见马面回头对余会非招手道:“小鱼啊,我们兄弟两相见,那是十分的激动啊。 Your does here have the liquor? 你这里有酒么？ The food that goes well with wine does not use many, makes two meat vegetable/dish vegetarian dishes, again buying offer shelled peanut and racket cucumber on line. ” 下酒菜不用多,弄两肉菜一个素菜,再来盘花生米和拍黄瓜就行。” Yu Huifei one hear, must explode directly, but also really must have a night-time snack! 余会非一听,直接要炸了,还真要吃夜宵啊！ Horse-Face follows to collect: „Our first meeting, this first liquor must drink! Hē happily!” 马面跟着凑过来:“咱们第一次见面,这第一顿酒必须喝！喝开心！” Yu Huifei two turn, turned the pocket directly came out saying: „You, if can find money, you buy. Could not find, your two brothers went upstairs to have a dream to drink to eat the meat. I was sleepy!” 余会非两眼一翻,直接将口袋翻了出来道:“你要是能找到钱,你就去买。找不到,你们哥俩就上楼做梦喝酒吃肉去吧。我是困了！” Entered the backyard, going upstairs time, Yu Huifei rejoiced secretly, this Horse-Face looks like the curiosity is not heavy, at least came is so long, why without asking the light bulb will shine, the glass was transparent. 进了后院,上楼的时候,余会非暗自庆幸,这马面看来好奇心没那么重,至少来了这么久了,都没问为啥灯泡会亮,玻璃是透明的。 Finally Yu Huifei walked several steps, Horse-Face pursues. 结果余会非才走几步,马面就追上来了。 „Do you do?” Yu Huifei asked. “你干啥？”余会非问。 Horse-Face grins to say with a smile: „ Little Yu, asked a question. What your is sparkling is Luminous Pearl? 马面咧嘴笑道:“小鱼啊,问个问题。你那个亮晶晶的是不是夜明珠啊？ How can also the manual control be bright? 怎么还能人为控制亮不亮呢？ On window that paper, how transparent? 还有窗户上那纸,咋透明的啊？ Also has, that thing, what some inside people gesticulate is what magical treasure?...... ” 还有还有,那个东西,里面有人比比划划的是个什么法宝啊？……” On the Yu Huifei asked forehead is the heavy line...... 余会非被问的脑门上全是黑线…… He now is really tired, the brain with having the coal burns down, incomparable discomfort. Let alone pondered, he closes the eye to fall asleep now! 他现在是真的累了,脑子就跟有炭火烧似的,无比的难受。别说思考了,他现在闭上眼睛就能睡着！ Finally Horse-Face one collection of issues asked, he had the feeling that planted to explode. 结果马面一堆问题问下来,他有种要爆炸的感觉。 At this moment, Ox-Head flushed, is hugging Horse-Face, dragged away him, walked while said: „Do not ask that asked easy plow land.” 就在这时,牛头冲过来了,一把搂着马面,将他拖走了,一边走一边道:“别问了,问多了容易耕地。” A Horse-Face face compels ignorant, what asks easy plow land? 马面一脸的懵逼,啥叫问多了容易耕地？ Ox-Head said: „Do not ask so many, walked, talked about old days.” 牛头道:“别问那么多,走了,叙叙旧去。” Yu Huifei grateful looked at Ox-Head, goes upstairs, lies down toward the bed on, a feeling of weariness raided to fall asleep directly! 余会非感激的看了一眼牛头,上了楼,往床上一躺,一股倦意袭来直接睡着了！ However Yu Huifei just rested not a meeting, downstairs hear thump thump the knock! 然而余会非刚睡了没一会,楼下又传来咚咚的敲门声！ Then listens to Ox-Head to shout: „Little Yu, comes the person! Opens the door quickly.” 接着就听牛头在喊:“小鱼,又来人啦！快来开门啊。” This Ninth Floor regarding the average person is an ordinary courtyard, but regarding Ox-Head Horse-Face this criminal undergoing reform-through-labor, here is the prison. Even if Ox-Head extraordinary strength, without Yu Huifei authorization cannot open that leaf of jet black front door. 这九楼对于普通人来说就是个普通院子,但是对于牛头马面这种劳改犯来说,这里是监狱。纵然牛头力大无穷,在没有余会非授权的情况下也推不开那扇漆黑的大门。 Yu Huifei is helpless, has to try hard to open the eye to crawl, goes downstairs, the front door opens, Yu Huifei hit to startle immediately. 余会非无奈,只好努力睁开眼睛爬了起来,下了楼,大门一开,余会非顿时打了个激灵。 That familiar cold wind intermittent feeling, Yu Huifei sobered immediately much, the heart yelled: „fuck, came one?!” 那熟悉的阴风阵阵的感觉,余会非顿时清醒了不少,心头大叫:“我草,又来了一个？！” Out of the door, a person of black clothes, in the surface ferocious-looking, the look aggressive head wears a crest elevation hat, on the hat writes four Large characters whole world at peace! 门外,一人一身黑衣,面上青面獠牙,眼神凶悍头上戴着一顶高帽,帽子上写着四个大字-天下太平！ On this manpower takes Soul Reaping Chains, this modeling, Yu Huifei does not need to ask, knows who this was. 此人手上拿着勾魂锁链,这造型,余会非不用问,都知道这是谁了。 „Second Child Black, did you come?” Ox-Head puts on the big voice to shout. “黑老二,你怎么也来了？”牛头穿着大嗓门嚷嚷着。 The black-clothed person looked at his one eyes, shows the whites of the eyes saying: „Your did motherfucking also ask me? You two drink with dead dog, I was curious, broken liquor has anything to be tasty. Tasted one...... to go to work to drink, was sent.” 黑衣人看了他一眼,翻了个白眼道:“你TM还问我？你们两个喝的跟死狗似的,我就好奇了,一个破酒有什么好喝的。尝了一口……上班喝酒,被送来了。” Yu Huifei hears word, was speechless immediately, is this also good? 余会非闻言,顿时无语了,这也行？ These Ghost Messenger teases the ratio? 这些鬼差都是逗比么？ Black Impermanence looked at Yu Huifei, cups one hand in the other across the chest: „I, Black Impermanence, model/pattern does not have the fault, goes to work to drink, was sentenced for three years.” 黑无常看了一眼余会非,拱拱手:“我,黑无常,范无咎,上班喝酒,被判刑三年。” Yu Huifei also takes easy, a cow added a horse he unable to support in any case, are many a person finally does not change, abandoned something as beyond redemption. Greatly Yu Huifei puts gave the hand signal of invitation: „Comes, oneself brothers, oneself find the place to sit.” 余会非倒也想开了,反正一头牛加一匹马他已经养不活了,再多一个人结果不会变的,破罐子破摔吧。余会非大放的做了个请的手势:“进来吧,自家兄弟,自己找地方坐吧。” Yu Huifei a little does not dare to look at Black Impermanence, because his face infiltrated the person, ferocious-looking, the skin was the azure, had no way to look straight ahead simply! 余会非有点不敢看黑无常,因为他那脸太渗人了,青面獠牙,皮肤都是青色的,简直没法直视！ Black Impermanence does not have Horse-Face that originally ripe, seems somewhat cautious. 黑无常没有马面那么自来熟,显得有些拘谨。 Also is arrives at Yu Huifei this most to observe one of the custom. 也是来到余会非这最遵守规矩的一个。 At this time Ox-Head briefed a Black Impermanence situation to Yu Huifei. 这时候牛头给余会非介绍了一下黑无常的情况。 The Black Impermanence itself/Ben assigns/life model/pattern not to have the fault, said that „Xue must blame” „dead minute/share”, was called is eight masters, after dying, Ox-Head likes calling him for Second Child Black. Because White Impermanence is bigger than Black Impermanence, called Eldest Child White...... 黑无常本命范无咎,又称“薛老怪”“死有分”,生前被人称呼为八爷,死后牛头更喜欢称呼他为黑老二。因为白无常比黑无常大,就叫白老大了…… It is said model/pattern does not have the fault is very heavy Cigna's person, at that time he and seven master White Impermanence two went out, White Impermanence remembered has not brought the umbrella, went back to take the umbrella. 据说范无咎是个十分重信诺的人,当时他和七爷白无常两个外出,白无常想起没带伞,回去取伞。 Black Impermanence is waiting in that finally the rain cats and dogs, the river water bursts a dike, Black Impermanence had not seen that White Impermanence does not walk, finally was washed away by the flood. 黑无常就在那等着,结果大雨倾盆,河水决堤,黑无常没见到白无常死活不走,最终被大水冲走了。 After White Impermanence comes back, regretted, hangs oneself to commit suicide. 白无常回来后,后悔不已,上吊自尽。 These two brothers sentiments moved Yama Raja, gave them the Soul Reaping Envoy assignment. 这两兄弟感情感动了阎王爷,给了他们勾魂使者的差事。