Ox-Head said that although somewhat talked nonsense, but began on the incomparable terrifying, a palm of the hand swept away, that thick swept away with big iron pole with the arm of Brother Ping slightly waist...... 牛头说的虽然有些扯蛋,但是动起手来就无比恐怖了,一巴掌横扫过去,那粗的跟平哥小蛮腰似的胳膊就跟一个大铁柱子横扫似的…… The Ox-Head also useless anything skill, is the big hand pushes horizontally, about stroke, these little brothers had been swept by the subduing Demons pestle with that grass, was dug up to draw one group directly. Then Ox-Head with pulling out green onion, holds, throws toward Heavens directly! 牛头也没用什么技巧,就是大手横推,左右一划拉,那些小弟就跟那小草被降魔杵扫过似的,直接被扒拉成一团。然后牛头就跟拔大葱似的,一手一个提溜起来,直接往天上扔啊！ „Help!” Brother Ping flew 56 meters high upper air directly, both hands brandished, scream again and again. “救命啊！”平哥直接飞上了五六米高的高空,双手挥舞,尖叫连连。 At this time Yu Huifei recovered finally, called out hastily: „Brother Ox! Brother Ox! Do not cause the human life, do not give oneself working overtime!” 这时候余会非终于回过神来了,连忙叫道:“牛哥！牛哥！别弄出人命啊,别给自己加班！” Ox-Head, when Brother Ping the buttocks will soon fall to the ground, his big foot check, Brother Ping came 180 degrees turn over, the face to fall toward below directly...... 牛头哦了一声,在平哥即将屁股落地的时候,他大脚一勾,平哥直接来了个一百八十度翻转,脸朝下摔了下来…… , Yu Huifei sees clearly, Brother Ping in that flash, let alone the chest, the face put down! 啪的一声,余会非看得清清楚楚,平哥在那一瞬间,别说胸了,脸都平了！ Is good because , a Ox-Head that last foot check, downloaded most strengths, but even so, this falls also heavily, ground blood. 好在,牛头那最后一脚一勾,卸掉了大部分的力道,但是纵然如此,这一摔也不轻,地上血呼啦的。 Others crash in abundance, Ox-Head loses apple with the clown, then throws one, suddenly in the courtyard is the pitiful yell again and again...... 其他人纷纷坠落,牛头就跟小丑丢苹果似的,接着一个扔一个,一时间院子里是惨叫连连…… Outside the courtyard, there is a little friend to hold damn it to pass by, suddenly looked up people who in the courtyard flew the upper air scream, exciting calling out: „Paternal grandmother there has the jumping recreation bouncer, I also want to play.” 院子外面,有小朋友拉着奶奶的手路过,忽然抬头看着院子里飞上高空尖叫的人们,兴奋的叫道:“奶奶那里有蹦蹦床,我也想玩。” The paternal grandmother looked at one saying: „This shop has not opened the door, we go to the amusement park to play.” The paternal grandmother curls the lip to despise saying: „These fellows, play wauling that the jumping recreation bouncer frightens, does not dislike disgraced......” 奶奶看了一眼道:“这家店没开门,我们去游乐场玩。”说完奶奶撇撇嘴鄙夷道:“这些家伙,玩个蹦蹦床吓的哇哇叫,也不嫌丢人……” Little brothers hears word who Heavens flies, wants to cry but have no tears immediately, this is fuck the jumping recreation bouncer? 天上飞的小弟们闻言,顿时欲哭无泪,这尼玛是蹦蹦床么？ This is in awfully! 这是在要命啊！ When the front door opens again, one crowd of little brother two legs become tender, hold the wall to go out. 当大门再次打开的时候,一群小弟两腿发软,扶着墙出去的。 Brother Ping is covering the face, swayingly walks out. 平哥捂着脸,晃晃悠悠的往外走。 Yu Huifei shouted one: „Brother Ping, often/common to come plays!” 余会非喊了一声:“平哥,有空常来玩啊！” Brother Ping anything has not mediated the little brothers wall to run was quicker...... 平哥啥也没说和小弟们扶墙跑的更快了…… The people walked, Yu Huifei also scratched the cold sweat on forehead, just he really feared that Ox-Head let slip pinching these bludgers. That consequence was too serious, he estimated that the second half lifetime must pass in the police station. 人都走了,余会非也擦了擦脑门上的冷汗,刚刚他真怕牛头一个失手将那些混混给捏死了。那后果就太严重了,他估计后半辈子都得在警察局里度过了。 Fortunately, Ox-Head stood firm. 还好,牛头稳住了。 Yu Huifei hurries to turn off the front door, otherwise such big person withstand/top Ox-Head to be patted, he troubled. 余会非赶紧关好大门,否则这么大一个人顶着个牛头被人拍到,那他就麻烦了。 At least, could not explain...... 至少,解释不清楚啊…… As for these bludgers, Yu Huifei could not control. 至于那些混混,余会非也管不了了。 „Yeah,...... Little Yu, won, how you also look distressed?” Ox-Head collects to ask. “哎,余……小鱼,都打赢了,你怎么还愁眉苦脸的呢？”牛头凑过来问。 Yu Huifei sighed: „You come this are not a day two days, future day child long/grows, you are going against big Ox-Head, what to do if were seen? Can I not worry?” 余会非叹息道:“你来这也不是一天两天,今后的日子长着呢,你顶着个大牛头,万一被人看到了咋办？我能不愁么？” Ox-Head is actually indifferent, lets go saying: „That was not the matter that I managed, your oneself tried to find the solution.” 牛头倒是无所谓,一摊手道:“那就不是我管的事儿了,你自己想办法吧。” „Aren't you Daoist Immortal? Do you change are not suddenly good?” Yu Huifei asked. “你不是神仙么？你变化一下不行么？”余会非问。 Turns head to shake the head: „magic power was sealed, fundamental change not. Right, which do I live?” 扭头摇头:“法力都被封了,根本变化不了。对了,我住哪啊？” Yu Huifei is pointing at the backyard two small corridors: „Your oneself selects the room......” 余会非指着后院的二层小楼道:“你自己挑房间……” How then Yu Huifei continues to ponder over solves this big Ox-Head problem. 然后余会非继续琢磨如何解决这大牛头的问题。 Ox-Head came up, laughs to say quickly: „This window is big, I wanted this, bright!” 牛头上去了,很快大笑道:“这窗户大啊,我就要这个了,亮堂！” Yu Huifei one hear, hurries to clash to go upstairs, no matter Ox-Head did agree directly to a building his stopper: „You live in this, you were too easy to be discovered in two buildings, I also want to live for several days.” 余会非一听,赶紧冲上楼去,不管牛头同意不同意直接将他塞到了一楼去了:“你还是住这吧,你在二楼太容易被人发现了,我还想多活几天呢。” Although Ox-Head 100 do not prefer, but agreed with the arrangement of Yu Huifei. 牛头虽然一百个不情愿,不过还是同意了余会非的安排。 Restless, Yu Huifei asked Ox-Head: „Brother Ox, you said that you are drunken driving are delivered?” 闹腾过后,余会非问牛头:“牛哥,你说你是醉驾被送过来的？” Ox-Head nods: „, What's wrong?” 牛头点头:“啊,咋了？” Yu Huifei curious asking: „Does your hell have the car(riage)?” 余会非好奇的问道:“你们地府也有车么？” Ox-Head shakes the head. 牛头摇头。 Yu Huifei said startled: „Without car(riage) your how drunken driving method?” 余会非愕然道:“没车你咋个醉驾法？” Ox-Head thinks to say carefully: „They said that I got drunk rode a horse to calculate drunken driving......” 牛头仔细想了想道:“他们说我喝醉了骑马算醉驾……” Yu Huifei always the Ox-Head classification in of ancient, therefore the ancient rides a horse also indeed is drunken driving. 余会非总是会把牛头归类于古人的那种,所以古人骑马也的确算是醉驾。 However Ox-Head said immediately: „But I do not remember that I bought the horse...... to say again, our these Yin Messenger did not let ride a horse.” 但是牛头马上说了:“可是我不记得我买过马呀……再说了,我们这些阴差也不让骑马啊。” At this moment...... 就在这时…… Thump thump thump! 咚咚咚！ The gate was sounded again. 门再次被敲响了。 The sound is sad, is chiselling the gate to be the same like the meat fist. 声音沉闷,如同肉拳在凿门一般。 Yu Huifei was shocked, this sound is familiar-sounding, comes the time knocking to be exactly the same as Ox-Head, was light. 余会非愣住了,这声音耳熟,和牛头来的时候敲击声如出一辙,就是轻了点。 But Ox-Head has come, this did some people knock on a door? 可是牛头已经来了啊,这怎么又有人敲门了？ Is the next-door neighbor? 难道是隔壁邻居？ Also or was Brother Ping they really reported to the police, did the police question? 又或者是平哥他们真报警了,警察来问话了？ Yu Huifei hurrying makes on Ox-Head Third Floor hide, so as to avoid being seen brought in troublesome. 余会非赶紧让牛头上三楼躲着,免得被人看到了引来麻烦。 After Ox-Head hid, Yu Huifei then deeply inspired, opened the front door. 牛头躲好了之后,余会非这才深吸一口气,打开了大门。 Regarding the police, Yu Huifei did not fear, the matter why he has not violated the law in any case, the body is not fearing the shadow to be slanting, is upright did not fear the ghost knocks on a door! 对于警察,余会非不怕,反正他也没干什么犯法的事情,身正不怕影子斜,一身正气不怕鬼敲门！ However, mixes in his share, but also really does not fear the ghost to knock on a door, after all, in the family/home lives in this Yin God, that is ghost ancestor! 不过话说回来,混到他这个份上,还真不怕鬼敲门,毕竟,家里住这个阴神呢,那可是鬼祖宗！ Opens the heavy/thick front door, that flash, Yu Huifei felt that cold wind blew, the blown person skin sends coldly, the bone feels cold, the jaw trembles. This feeling and Ox-Head come time exactly the same! 打开厚重的大门,那一瞬间,余会非感觉一股阴风吹了进来,吹的人皮肤发寒,骨头发冷,牙关打颤。这感觉和牛头来的时候一模一样！ The Yu Huifei heart said: „I depend, won't come one?” 余会非心说:“我靠,不会又来了一个吧？” Yu Huifei looks from bottom to top, a two person leg, the person, the high about two meters, the stature is slender than Ox-Head, but that head is not Ox-Head but is big Horse's head of extended version! 余会非从下往上看去,一双人腿,人身,高将近两米,身材比牛头纤细一点,只是那脑袋不是牛头而是一个加长版的大马头！ Yu Huifei has seen Ox-Head, had to experience, immediately understands who the future was: „Horse-Face?” 余会非见过牛头了,有经验了,立刻明白来者是什么人了:“马面？” „Aiyu, do you know me? My Brother Ox?” Horse-Face this fellow was originally riper than Ox-Head, a big long face with setting upright shoe sole, big mouth one, revealed a neat becoming known tooth, seemed especially dazzling. “哎呦,你知道我呀？我牛哥呢？”马面这家伙比牛头自来熟多了,一张大长脸就跟竖起来的鞋底子似的,大嘴一咧,露出一口整齐的大白牙,显得格外刺目。 Horse-Face does not need Yu Huifei to invite, walked directly, then with going oneself home, shouting: „Brother Ox? Brother Ox?! I come, my Old Horse!” 马面也不用余会非邀请,直接走了进来,然后就跟回自己家似的,嚷嚷着:“牛哥？牛哥？！我来啦,我老马啊！” Works as, the Third Floor gate opened. 哐当,三楼的门开了。 Ox-Head finds out gigantic Ox-Head to come to see to the courtyard, sees is Horse-Face, laughs saying: „Brother, how did you come?!” 牛头探出一个硕大的牛头来看向院子里,一看到是马面,哈哈大笑道:“老弟,你咋来了？！” Ox-Head asked, Yu Huifei is also a curiosity of face, but he was first closes the front door. Otherwise this cold wind is intermittent, is really the cold person is uncomfortable. 牛头这么问,余会非也是一脸的好奇,不过他还是第一时间把大门关上了。否则这阴风阵阵,实在是冷的人难受。 Front door pass/test good, Ox-Head and Horse-Face already bear Bao in the same place. 大门关好,牛头和马面已经熊抱在一起了。 Hears the Ox-Head issue a little embarrassed, Horse-Face blushed the face, said: „...... This, drunken driving.” 听到牛头的问题,马面有点不好意思的羞红了脸,道:“咳咳……这个,醉驾。” Ox-Head and Yu Huifei simultaneously startled: „drunken driving?” 牛头、余会非同时愕然:“醉驾？” Horse-Face shakes the head: „Cannot say is drunken driving, said accurately got drunk is harnessed. They said that my nature is equal to drunken driving, gave me to sentence together. This not present also wine taste...... my motherfucking wondered, I am also hell one generation of Yin God, which bastard dares to drink while me rode me to run?” 马面摇头:“也不能说是醉驾,准确说是喝醉了被驾。他们说我这性质等同于醉驾,就给我一起判刑了。这不现在还一口酒味呢……我TM就纳闷了,我好歹也是地府一代阴神,哪个王八羔子敢趁着我喝多了骑着我跑？” Such remarks, Yu Huifei looked to Ox-Head, Ox-Head raised head to look at Heavens saying: „Today's moon proper circle.” 此话一出,余会非看向了牛头,牛头仰头看着天上道:“今天的月亮真圆啊。” PS: The contract signed, before time everyone of live broadcast saw. I do not know why has not changed the condition, embarrassed. PS:合同签了,之前直播的时候大家看到了。我也不知道为啥还没改状态,囧。