The Grandmaster shakes the head saying: „It is not, I forgot the belt/bring chain, you do not know present little thief is very rampant. photoelectronic locks uselessly, but must match......” 大师摇头道:“不是,我是忘记带链锁了,你是不知道现在的小贼特别嚣张。光电子锁没用,还得搭配……” „Good was good, the Grandmaster isn't your what also let alone, a lock? The brothers cage to the Grandmaster!” Brother Ping scratches the cold sweat on forehead, while is shouting. “行了行了,大师你啥也别说了,不就是锁么？兄弟们给大师上锁！”平哥一边擦脑门上的冷汗,一边叫嚷着。 One group of little brothers flushed, suddenly, Grandmaster that big white rabbit was bundled the tortoise shell obstinately! 一群小弟呼啦一声冲了出来,眨眼间,大师那大白兔愣是被捆成了王八壳子！ The Grandmaster was directly scared, calls out in alarm said: 大师直接傻眼了,惊呼道: „ Every lock? “人手一把锁啊？ Yeah? Does this lock above have the nail? 哎？这锁上面怎么还有钉子呢？ The security measures do good? 安全措施做的挺好啊？ Where buys? 哪买的？ Does the group buy discount? ” 团购打折么？” On the people hears word forehead is the heavy line, looks collectively to fatty, seemed asking: „You determined that this Grandmaster is credible?” 众人闻言脑门上全都是黑线,集体看向胖子,仿佛在问:“你确定这大师靠谱？” A fatty hollow laugh sound said: „That, Grandmaster Wu really fierce. The person who that age comes, crosses painstakingly, tired, was maintaining the custom of diligent and thrifty by the present, is this not very normal?” 胖子干笑一声道:“那个,伍大师是真的厉害。只是那个年代过来的人,苦过,累过,到了现在保持着勤俭节约的习惯,这不很正常么？” At this moment, the Grandmaster Wu cell phone made a sound, he takes to listen to inside some people to ask: „Are you Wu Yue? Is license number Hunan M9GY56 the Lamborghini your?” 就在这时,伍大师的手机响了,他拿起来就就听里面有人问:“你是伍岳么？车牌号湘M9GY56的这辆兰博基尼是你的么？” „Is is...... you are?” “是是是……您是？” „My traffic police, you stopped randomly also even, how also to lock a girl in the car(riage)?” “我交警啊,你乱停车也就算了,怎么还把一个女孩子锁在车里了？” „ Aiya...... I worried to give to forget. Just picked up the little girl in the bar ~ good ~ , made the coffee...... you to wait a bit, my here handled a matter, immediately came back to drive, did not affect the transportation absolutely! “哎呀……我一着急给忘记了。刚刚在酒吧泡妞~牛~哦,咳咳,泡咖啡……您稍等,我这边处理点事情,马上就回来开车啊,绝对不影响交通！ Aiya, in my running village came, my did not fear that blows the chassis...... you and others I to meet the line not? 哎呀,我跑村子里来了,我这不是怕刮底盘么……你等我一会行不？ Don't...... other trailer! ” 别……别拖车啊！” After Grandmaster Wu made the telephone call, discovered that at present this group of people look his look with looking at ghost...... then one by one looks to fatty, as if said again: „Is this diligent and thrifty that you said?!” 伍大师挂了电话后,发现眼前这群人看他的眼神都跟看鬼似的……然后一个个看向胖子,仿佛再说:“这就是你说的勤俭节约？！” Brother Ping pulls fatty to asks at the same time: „This...... really credible?” 平哥一把将胖子扯到一边问道:“这……真靠谱？” fatty said: „Is far-fetched, can make so much money, buys Lamborghini?” 胖子道:“不靠谱,能赚那么多钱,买兰博基尼么？” Brother Ping nods, feels reasonable, pats the Grandmaster Wu shoulder saying: „Grandmaster, rubbish. Tidied up him, money said.” 平哥点点头,觉得有道理,一拍伍大师肩膀道:“大师,不废话了。收拾了他,钱好说。” Grandmaster Wu made the telephone call, immediately from the marketplace man old before his time incarnation is the obtaining enlightenment person of high skill, moves toward Yu Huifei saying: „Ghost I saw, come, I had a look at your putting.” 伍大师挂了电话,立刻就从市井小老头化身为得道高人,走向余会非道:“鬼我见多了,来,把你的放出来我看看。” „Today you have what me to receive your anything!” Grandmaster Wu waves, a not recognizing one's family stance. “今天你有什么我收你什么！”伍大师一挥手,一副六亲不认的架势。 Yu Huifei has not spoken, the yellow skin bottle gourd covered, a white eyeball flew, called out: „Who can receive me?” 余会非还没说话,黄皮葫芦盖开了,一只白色的眼球飞了出来,叫道:“谁要收我？” Grandmaster Wu looked at the pupil in a big way, the body trembled, but is still maintaining the calm color, pointed at big eyeball saying: „On you...... a eyeball ghost.” 伍大师一看瞳孔都大了一圈,身子一哆嗦,不过依然保持着淡定之色,指着大眼珠子道:“就你啊……一个眼珠子鬼啊。” „What's wrong? Has the issue?” Big eyeball response. “咋？有问题？”大眼珠子回应。 Grandmaster Wu retreat while sneers saying: „Ghost body not entire, looked how I receive you! Yeah, my magical artifact? Thought, fell on the vehicle.” 伍大师一边后退一边冷笑道:“鬼身都不全,看我怎么收你！哎,我法器呢？想起来了,落车上了。” Grandmaster Wu said that then flushed, runs while shouts: „little demon should not be rampant, do not run, you and others I one will take magical artifact to receive you.” 伍大师说完回头就冲了出去,一边跑一边喊道:“小鬼你别嚣张,别跑啊,你等我一会拿了法器收你。” During the speeches Grandmaster Wu ran up to near the storage battery car, starts the storage battery car hastily, then gets angry: „On the eyelid, you locks so many to do? Locks the tortoise? Hurries to give me the key!” 说话间伍大师跑到了电瓶车边上,连忙发动电瓶车,然后怒道:“就眼皮底下,你们锁这么多干什么？锁王八呐？赶紧给我钥匙！” „Grandmaster, do not receive the ghost?” fatty asked. “大师,你不是要收鬼么？”胖子问。 Grandmaster Wu a sound said: „Right, receives ghost however magical artifact not to bring. My this goes back to take, took received it again.” 伍大师啊了一声道:“对啊,收鬼但是法器没带啊。我这就回去拿,拿了再来收它。” Then Grandmaster Wu saw big eyeball toward the forward flight flying, frightened the white hair quickly to set upright, the direct car(riage) does not want, ran away, ran while shouts: „This ghost is too ominous, allowing me to go back to take Great Killing Artifact to come, you first go against a meeting!” 然后伍大师看到大眼珠子往前飞了飞,吓得白头发都快竖起来了,直接车也不要了,撒腿就跑了,一边跑一边喊道:“这鬼太凶,容我回去取大杀器来,你们先顶一会啊！” „Grandmaster you a bit faster!” fatty must cry. “大师你快点啊！”胖子要哭了。 At this moment, Brother Ping really regretted that has not locked more than ten locks to the body of this old fogy. 这一刻,平哥真的后悔没给这老家伙的身上锁上十几把锁了。 This fuck, native of Taikeng. 这尼玛,太坑人了。 Actually he cannot blame this Grandmaster Wu, Grandmaster Wu is swindler, moreover he has not met true demon. 其实他也不能怪这伍大师,伍大师本来就是江湖骗子,而且他也没遇到过真鬼。 Many people feel has ghost, that is at heart has ghost, what need is psychological unblocking. He makes money using the psychology, but big eyeball will fly also to speak, this surpassed his cognition. He does not run, who runs? 很多人觉得有鬼,那都是心里有鬼,需要的是心理疏导。他就是利用心理学赚钱的,但是有一个大眼珠子飞出来还会说话,这就超出了他的认知了。他不跑,谁跑？ „Brother Ping what to do?” fatty asked. “平哥怎么办？”胖子问。 Brother Ping is also a ruthless stubble, if ran again, after him, did not use on the say/way mixed, stamped the feet to say directly: „Copies the fellow, managing him is what ghost, closes to hit to me!” 平哥也是个狠茬子,若是再跑了,那他以后不用在道上混了,直接一跺脚道:“抄家伙,管他是什么鬼,给我关门打！” Two little brothers who previous time attempt to close the door block the front door immediately, they are very experienced, by they two strengths, cannot close this door, might as well with stopping up. 上次企图关门的两个小弟立刻就堵住了大门,他们很有经验,以他们两的力气,是关不上这门的,还不如与堵着。 Brother Ping is also aggressive, points at big eyeball saying: „I do not know that you are what thing, but I believe that so long as I am maneating enough, ten thousand ghosts do not invade!” 平哥也是凶悍,指着大眼珠子道:“我不知道你是个什么玩意,但是我相信,只要我足够凶悍,万鬼不侵！” Yu Huifei has not thought, this Brother Ping is so unexpectedly fierce, this also dares to begin. 余会非怎么也没想到,这平哥竟然这么凶猛,这都还敢动手。 Poses the stance in Yu Huifei, prepares to pound the yellow skin bottle gourd...... 就在余会非拉开架势,准备将黄皮葫芦砸出去的时候…… Angrily roars to resound: „Who dares to cause trouble in this?!” 一声怒吼响起:“何人敢在这闹事？！” Sonorous voice, such as thunder, very resounding. 声如洪钟,如雷霆,十分的响亮。 Hears thump thump thump the sound of footsteps with the building, then a huge form walked. He leave of grass, on the shoes is the mud, an eye is common like the bronze bell, incomparable aggressive. 跟着楼上传来噔噔噔的脚步声,然后一尊庞大的身影走了下来。他一身的草叶子,鞋子上都是泥巴,一双眼睛如同铜铃一般,无比的凶悍。 „Good small snail...... the cow stood!” Had the little brother to frighten to scream. “牛牛牛……牛站起来了！”有小弟吓得尖叫了起来。 ! 啪！ Brother Ping gave a that little brother palm of the hand, rips open the coat, called out: „ My Brother Ping walks so many years in the society, what thing hasn't seen? Ox-Head person? I, Ox-Head sheath? Yu Huifei, the acrobatics of your also this ignorant person. Big eyeball is not good, makes the leading wrap/sets to frighten us personally? 平哥给了那小弟一巴掌,撕开上衣,叫道:“我平哥在社会上行走这么多年,什么东西没见过？牛头人？我呸,牛头套子吧？余会非,你也就会这点懵人的把戏。大眼珠子不行,就弄个人带头套吓唬我们？ The brothers, I put this words today, manages his Ox-Head, the dog head, gives me to make into pig-head him! ” 兄弟们,今天我把话放这了,管他牛头,狗头,给我把他打成猪头！” Yu Huifei thinks Brother Ping they saw Ox-Head takes to one's heels to run, Brother Ping is never expected that maneating, does not have the intelligence quotient simply! 余会非原本以为平哥他们见到牛头撒腿就得跑呢,没想到平哥凶悍起来,简直不带智商的啊！ Then Yu Huifei sees in Brother Ping to carry a white thing, carefully looks, my goodness, that impressively is one bottle was drunk up sorghum liquor! 然后余会非看到平哥手里拎着个白晃晃的东西,仔细一看,好家伙,那赫然是一瓶被喝光了的二锅头啊！ This Brother Ping was not the courage was strong, this was drinks played the drunk. 这平哥不是胆气壮了,这是喝多了耍酒疯了。 Brother Ping takes the lead to brandish the chain to rush, some people take the lead, other little brothers are also calling rushing. 平哥带头挥舞着链锁冲了上去,有人带头,其他小弟也嗷嗷叫着冲了上去。 Yu Huifei has fallen back on side Ox-Head, visits them to clash, asking of care: „Can Brother Ox, be good?” 余会非早就退到牛头身边了,看着他们冲过来,关心的问道:“牛哥,能行么？” Ox-Head grins says with a smile: „Did not call on your Brother Ox white/in vain, Brother Ox helped you level them.” 牛头咧嘴一笑道:“就你这声牛哥不白叫,牛哥帮你摆平他们。” During the speeches, Ox-Head one step goes forward. 说话间,牛头一步上前。 ...... 啪啪啪…… Yu Huifei saw that chain pounds like the raindrop generally on the body of Ox-Head, Ox-Head this goods does not hide unexpectedly. 余会非看到那链锁如同雨点一般砸在牛头的身上,牛头这货竟然都不躲的。 Yu Huifei grins: „I depend, Brother Ox, don't you want to take a beating the later lying down ground to touch the porcelain?” 余会非咧嘴道:“我靠,牛哥,你不会是想挨揍之后躺地上碰瓷吧？” Finally Ox-Head crooked head, hehe said: „On this strength? I am good, again big strength!” 结果牛头歪了歪脑袋,呵呵道:“就这点力气？我还行,再大点力！” „Looks at the hammer!” Brother Ping jumps, brandished the chain to the Ox-Head head, finally Ox-Head small flat head scalp hit was somewhat red. “看锤！”平哥跳起来,抡起链锁给牛头脑袋上来了一下,结果牛头的小平头的头皮被打的有些红了。 The Ox-Head cow eye turns, then angrily roars: „Your does motherfucking study my hairstyle unexpectedly? Looks to hit!” 牛头牛眼一翻,然后怒吼一声:“你TM竟然学我的发型？看打！” Yu Huifei listens to hit the garment vitality/angry, hears to ram the violent anger obstinately for the first time...... 余会非听过撞衫生气的,愣是第一次听到撞头暴怒的…… Here has, is really fresh. 这里有,真新鲜。