Therefore Yu Huifei raises head saying: „ Your cow what cow? 于是余会非一仰头道:“你牛什么牛？ Do not think that you hung Ox-Head to be flamboyant! 别以为你挂个牛头就牛逼了！ Flamboyant that is the matter of cow! ” 牛逼的那是母牛的事！” Ox-Head one hear, goes forward one step to make the potential to hit the person. 牛头一听,上前一步做势就要打人。 Yu Huifei reveals the own number and route plate say/way: „You may think that I must make the performance review to you every month, if you dare to hit my. I give you to come difference poor evaluation, you are waiting for under the wok with cooking oil you!” 余会非亮出自己的腰牌道:“你可想好了啊,每个月我都要给你们做绩效考核的,你要是敢打我一下。我给你来个差差评,你就等着回去下油锅吧你！” Ox-Head hears word, stares immediately, obviously he has not thought that Yu Huifei will come such a. 牛头闻言,顿时一愣,显然他也没想到余会非会来这么一手。 Afterward Ox-Head narrowed the eye, is staring at Yu Huifei. 随后牛头眯了眯眼睛,盯着余会非。 Yu Huifei does not fear stared, in the heart is actually continuously in trembling is talking over: „Withstands, withstands! The mother a chicken, could not shoulder this wave, later the father is not Prison Chief, was the grandson! When the person were many, does the father want to be bullied dead by these bastards? Right, or the death, either does a power and prestige to come!” 余会非丝毫不惧的瞪了回去,心中却是一直在哆哆嗦嗦的念叨着:“顶住,顶住啊！妈了个鸡的,扛不住这一波,以后老子就不是牢头,就是孙子了！等人多了,老子岂不是要被这些混蛋欺负死？对,要么死,要么就干出点威风来！” Time one minute/share one second passed, after one minute. 时间一分一秒的过去了,一分钟过后。 Ox-Head smiled suddenly, said with a smile with a unique simple and honest sound: „Yeah......, Brother, toward do not go at heart, I joked with you a moment ago. Looks at does not pass through...... you who you make noisily? Haha......” 牛头忽然笑了,用一种独特的憨厚的声音笑道:“哎……呀,老弟啊,别往心里去啊,我刚才跟你开玩笑呢。瞧把你弄的……你咋这么不经闹呢？哈哈……” Yu Huifei at the scene is one speechless, this Ox-Head looks refreshedly, these words that but he spoke, Yu Huifei is a character does not believe! 余会非当场是一阵无语啊,这牛头看着爽快,但是他说的这些话,余会非是一个字都不信啊！ He has Official Position in the body, can suppress this goods. 他要不是有官职在身,可以镇压这货。 most likely (80%) th, this Ox-Head a fork has delivered the hell him. 八成,这牛头已经一叉子把他送地狱去了。 Yu Huifei one a hand that pats Ox-Head, said: „Does? Who joked with you? I told you, this month displayed, poor evaluation!” 余会非一把拍开牛头的手,道:“干啥呀？谁跟你开玩笑了？我告诉你啊,这个月表现,差评！” Yu Huifei was understood, this Ox-Head estimate was very clear here custom. 余会非算是看懂了,这牛头估计很清楚这里的规矩。 He comes up so to be ominous, is bullies him is completely an rookie, wants to come a demonstration of authority to him, seeking to be comfortable in the future. 他之所以一上来就这么凶,完全就是欺负他是一个新人,想给他来个下马威,求个日后舒服。 The result has not thought that Yu Huifei is a hard stubble, this admitted defeat, but has not admitted defeat completely, look is still climbing the friendship, prepared to mix a same level the treatment. 结果没想到余会非是个硬茬子,这才服软,不过也没完全服软,这不,还在攀交情,准备混个同层次的待遇呢。 What a pity, Yu Huifei has seen through one, sneers a sound said: „Initially circular route, so arrogant and despotic......” 可惜,余会非已经看穿了一起,冷笑一声道:“初来匝道,如此嚣张跋扈……” The Ox-Head smile stiffened immediately. 牛头的笑容顿时僵住了。 Yu Huifei said: „, Read in the share of your first offense, this account I first record. Good that you will display in the future, I naturally gave you to disappear the account did not report, otherwise...... hmph hmph.” 余会非道:“罢了,念在你初犯的份上,这个账我先记着。你日后表现的好,我自然给你把账消了不上报,否则……哼哼。” Yu Huifei is actually good to speak, but after is he sees the Ox-Head brush cut, thinks that outside also has a flat head trouble, one must greatly flat head solve the problem by this. 倒不是余会非好说话,而是他看到牛头的平头发型后,想到外面还有个平头麻烦呢,一会还得靠这个大平头解决问题。 Needs help from the person, do not be noisy too stiffly good...... 有求于人,还是不要闹的太僵才好…… Ox-Head estimates also understands, mixes the good importance with Yu Huifei, said with a smile: „Haha felt relieved, we handle matters, ready!” 牛头估计也明白,跟余会非混好的重要性,笑道:“哈哈放心,咱办事,妥着呢！” Yu Huifei looks that these two meters high big fellows are bending the waist the appearance that greets with a smile, suddenly in the heart is also the incomparable pride, this is Ox-Head of hell! However later shakes the head saying: „Ok, you were also famous Ox-Head, the relaxing pole.” 余会非看着这两米多高的大块头弯着腰陪着笑的样子,一时间心中也是无比的自豪,这可是地府的牛头啊！不过随后摇摇头道:“行了,你好歹也是大名鼎鼎的牛头,直起腰杆来。” Ox-Head is straight immediately the back, what smiles is I am the feeling of your little brother, seemingly incomparable irritability. 牛头立刻直起来腰杆,不过笑的还是一副我是你小老弟的感觉,看起来无比的别扭。 Yu Huifei said: „Jokes aside, I liked you a moment ago the feeling of that overwhelming power.” 余会非道:“说真的,我还是喜欢你刚才那种威猛的感觉。” The Ox-Head smile disappears instantaneously, a face overwhelming power aggressive and aggressive appearance in a complete mess asked: „Now, what's wrong?” 牛头的笑容瞬间消失,一脸威猛霸气、凶悍的一塌糊涂的样子问道:“现在,咋样？” Yu Huifei said: „Attractive! This is famous Ox-Head!” 余会非道:“漂亮！这才是大名鼎鼎的牛头么！” Ox-Head hehe said with a smile: „You can call me Ah Bang, calling me Ox-Head to be strange.” 牛头嘿嘿笑道:“你可以叫我阿傍,叫我牛头怪别扭的。” The Yu Huifei nod said: „Ok, Ah Bang?” 余会非点头道:“行,阿傍是吧？” Ox-Head nods: „Yeah!” 牛头点头:“哎！” Yu Huifei said: „Takes your raker, went to Third Floor to turn to me the place, then did we have the food to eat, looked at that several mu place.” 余会非道:“拿着你的耙子,去三楼把地给我翻了去,回头咱们有没有饭吃,就看那几亩地了。” Ox-Head one hear, the smile stiffened immediately, it is estimated that he has a dream has not thought, exiles here first living from Netherworld, unexpectedly is plow land! 牛头一听,笑容顿时僵住了,估计他做梦都没想到,从阴曹地府流放到这里的第一个活,竟然是耕地！ However finally Ox-Head mumbled one: „That is a fork!” 不过最终牛头还是嘟囔了一句:“那是叉子！” Said, appearance that a Ox-Head face started to speak but hesitated. 说完了,牛头一脸欲言又止的样子。 Yu Huifei said: „To ask that anything asked.” 余会非道:“想问什么就问吧。” Ox-Head is pointing at the light bulb say/way in room: „Is this Luminous Pearl in legend?” 牛头指着屋子里的灯泡道:“这是传说中的夜明珠吧？” Yu Huifei stares: „You do not know that what this is?” 余会非一愣:“你不知道这是什么？” Ox-Head face red say/way: „What I process in the hell is the internal affairs, has not come to the world of the living.” 牛头老脸一红道:“我在地府处理的是内务,没来过阳间。” Yu Huifei understood clearly...... looks like his some to trouble. 余会非了然……看来他有的麻烦了。 Really, Ox-Head asked after an issue, with large size issue baby, one will ask the glass is transparent? 果然,牛头问了一个问题后,就跟个大号问题宝宝似的,一会问玻璃怎么是透明的啊？ One will ask the cell phone in Yu Huifei, how also to flick? 一会问余会非手里的手机,咋还一闪一闪的呢？ What Yu Huifei asked is head ten big, finally bellows: „Goes upstairs plow land to go!” 余会非被问的是一个脑袋十个大,最后大吼一声:“上楼耕地去！” Ox-Head saw the Yu Huifei fire, this obedient on Third Floor went to plow land...... 牛头见余会非火了,这才乖乖的上三楼去耕地了…… Looks at the Ox-Head back, Yu Huifei rubbed the forehead, he realized suddenly, later the own day will not be comfortable! Then comes Ox-Head, if comes 180 world of the living little white, his day may want the acid to be crisp! 看着牛头的背影,余会非揉了揉眉心,他忽然意识到,以后自己的日子可能不会太舒坦！这才来一个牛头啊,要是来个百八十的阳间小白,那他这日子可要酸爽了啊！ Yu Huifei is pondering over, then must buy books about world of the living introduction, otherwise all counts on him to reply, it is estimated that must die! 余会非琢磨着,回头得买点关于阳间介绍的书籍了,否则全指望他一个人回答,估计得死！ The arrival of Ox-Head once again proved old man Lu Ya has not deceived Yu Huifei, but Yu Huifei also collapses now very much, because, listens to the meaning of Ox-Head, this goods can eat! 牛头的到来再次证明了老头陆压没骗余会非,但是余会非现在也很崩溃,因为,听牛头的意思,这货很能吃啊！ Yu Huifei supports oneself to use energy now continually, supports a cow let alone? 余会非现在连养活自己都费劲,更何况是养活一头牛？ „Fortunately, this cow meets plow land.” After Yu Huifei sighed, looked again to the front door. “还好,这头牛会耕地。”余会非叹了口气后,再次看向了大门。 Before after the front door opened, outside was not the Xiulin street, but was jet black gloomy Gate of Hell. 之前大门打开后,外面可不是秀林街,而是漆黑阴森的鬼门关。 Then, what kind of scene opens now can be? 那么,现在打开又会是怎样的景象呢？ Yu Huifei cannot suppress the curiosity in heart, hits is looking at a thought that opened the jet black front door gently, the ancient doorpost sends out quack the resounding, then a that familiar Xiulin street appeared in the eye of Yu Huifei. 余会非压制不住心中的好奇,打着就看一眼的念头,轻轻的推开了漆黑的大门,古老的门轴发出嘎嘎的脆响,然后一那条熟悉的秀林街道出现在了余会非的眼中。 Yu Huifei many are somewhat disappointed, what are more is rejoiced. 余会非多少有些失望,不过更多的还是庆幸。 Disappointed cannot see a novelr thing, for example the hell has not put on the demoness of clothes, or Seven Fairy Maidens takes a bath anything. 失望没能看到更新奇的东西,例如地府没穿衣服的女鬼,或者七仙女洗澡什么的。 Rejoiced has not opened the door to see one crowd of ghost strategic places to come to eat him...... 庆幸的是没开门见一群鬼要冲进来吃他…… Since is the oneself familiar world, that Yu Huifei relaxed. 既然是自己熟悉的世界,那余会非就放松了。 At this moment, the front surface is combative, the Yu Huifei heart trembles, hurries to close the door. 就在这时,迎面杀气腾腾,余会非心头一颤,赶紧关门。 ! 啪！ A beverage bottle child racket in gate, scrap...... 一个酒瓶子拍在了门上,炸碎…… Followed several forms to flee, a person of foot, bang front door trampling. How can a Yu Huifei person block so many people to push the door? Lets go as early as possible, runs toward. 跟着几个身影窜了上来,一人一脚,嘭的一声将大门给踹开了。余会非一个人如何挡得住这么多人推门？趁早撒手,往里就跑。 Brother Ping led one group of people to clash, one group of little brothers were divided into two rows to stand, Brother Ping incomparable scenery stepped on the shiny leather shoes to walk, grinning say/way: „Is Yu Huifei...... willing to open the door finally?” 平哥带着一群人呼啦一声冲了进来,一群小弟分成两列站开,平哥无比风光的踩着锃亮的皮鞋走了进来,笑嘻嘻的道:“余会非……终于舍得开门啦？” Yu Huifei had Ox-Head to be the backing, the nature sporty. 余会非有了牛头做后盾,自然底气足了。 However this goods are not the good thing, eyeball one revolution, pats big eyeball saying: „ Yeah, don't you fear? This was antiquity monster! 不过这货也不是什么好东西,眼珠子一转,一拍大眼珠子道:“哎,你不怕了么？这是个上古妖怪！ The thieves are ominous! 贼凶！ Moreover reminded your, the ancient times second day is not present 12 points. But is 11 p.m. to 1 a.m, what 11 p.m. to 1 a.m corresponds is 11 points to 1 : 00 am. Now calculates, calculated next day. ” 而且提醒你一下,古时候的第二天可不是现在的十二点。而是子时,子时对应的是十一点到凌晨 1 点。现在算算,也算第二天了。” Such remarks, Brother Ping and the others had a scare, a little instigated. 此话一出,平哥等人吓了一跳,有点怂了。 „Hehe, the little friend will frighten the person actually, this poor Daoist must have a look actually, in your bottle gourd has what monster.” During the speeches, wears yellow way robe, the back carried Peach Wood Sword Old Daoist to come, how one looked that divine poise and sagelike features definitely had the platoon surface! “呵呵,小友倒是会吓唬人,贫道倒是要看看,你这葫芦里有什么妖怪。”说话间,一名身穿黄色道袍,背后背着一把桃木剑的老道士来了,咋一看仙风道骨绝对有排面！ Mount that however sees this old man, impressively is Big White Rabbit Electric Car, rides to jump, front that two ears flap! 但是一看这老头的坐骑,赫然是一大白兔电动车,骑起来一蹦一蹦的,前面那两耳朵呼扇呼扇的！ Originally this Old Daoist seems like divine poise and sagelike features, but this and storage battery car matching, the instantaneous what demeanor did not have. 本来这老道士看起来仙风道骨的,但是这和电瓶车一搭配,瞬间什么风度都没有了。 Baseless were many feeling of several points of idiot! 还凭空多了几分二逼的感觉！ Brother Ping sees this, the face is a little black, but squeezes a smile: „Grandmaster, you came finally. Is this boy , helping me tidy up him quickly!” 平哥见此,脸有点黑,不过还是挤出一丝笑容来:“大师,你终于来了。就是这小子,快帮我收拾他！” The Grandmaster nods saying: „Wait a bit, allowing me to lock a car(riage) first.” 大师点点头道:“稍等,容我锁个车先。” „After mouth......” storage battery car made a sound two, the Grandmaster pitch darkness arrange/cloth bag calls out in alarm one: „Oh no!” “嘴嘴……”电瓶车响了两声后,大师一抹黑布袋子惊呼一声:“糟糕！” Brother Ping had a scare, asked hastily: „Grandmaster, but forgot to bring subduing Demons magical artifact?” 平哥被吓了一跳,连忙问道:“大师,可是忘记带降魔法器了？”