When you bustle about laboriously outside one all day, by feeling exhausted physically and mentally that the arduous work or the studies suffer, got oneself home, opens the door, what will see? 当你辛辛苦苦在外忙碌一整天,被繁重的工作或学业折磨的身心俱疲,回到了自己家,一打开门,会看到什么？ Is the parents sent regards kindly that is also sending out the dinner of hot fragrance? 是父母亲切的问候,还有那还散发着热腾香气的晚饭？ Is pet kitty looking gently the sound, slipper that holds in the mouth? 是宠物猫咪轻轻的瞄瞄声,还有叼过来的拖鞋？ Is the youth maid wears the vacuum apron, shy inquiry „first eats meal, first eats me......” 或者,是青春女仆穿着真空围裙,面带羞涩的询问“是先吃饭,还是先吃我……” Seemingly fluttered far, I was self-possessed, we should not discriminate against the dwelling male compatriot's dream, even if above is completely impossible to realize, even if overwhelming majority dwelling male went home to fear even/including Zhimao unable to see, facing was the lonely hut of nobody left, the downloading computer that will never close down, big pile of big pile of home scraps and have used the toilet paper ........, I was self-possessed again, the dead weight, considered only the black person, I speaking of that? 咳咳,貌似又飘远了,我自重,我们不应该歧视宅男同胞的梦想,即使上面是完全不可能实现,即使绝大部分宅男回家恐怕连只猫都看不到,面对是空无一人的寂寞小屋,永不关机的下载电脑,还有一大堆一大堆的生活垃圾和用过的卫生纸……..咳咳,我再度自重,自重,只顾黑人了,我说到那了？ Un, the family/home, a special and warm phrase, to anybody is a special region. 嗯,家,一个特殊而温馨的字眼,对任何人都是一个特别的地域。 When no matter, closes that door, isolated the wind and rain to wind around, from at this moment to the daybreak, that was only the world of own heart. 不管何时,关上那扇门,就隔绝了外界的风雨缭绕,从此刻到黎明,那是只属于自己的心之世界。 Outside is laborious, receives many accusation pressures, goes home to close, the wind and rain has passed. 外面多么辛苦,受到多少指责压力,回到家关上门,风雨都已经过去。 Regards, wisp of tea aroma, wisp of warm iridescence light, will let the traveler of feeling exhausted physically and mentally, returns to own rhythm. 一声问候,一缕茶香,一缕温暖的虹色灯光,都会让身心俱疲的旅人,回归自己的节奏。 Looks at the television paralysis on the sofa, with family member chat with pauses, listens to the complaint, speaks the complaint, when alleviates in the exhausted process drowsy, there is such a „I such laboriously not for this moment” warm feeling. 看着电视瘫在沙发上,和家人有一搭没一搭的聊聊天,听听抱怨,也讲讲抱怨,在缓解疲惫的过程中昏昏欲睡的时候,也有那么一丝“我这么辛苦不就是为了这一刻吗”的温馨感受。 But this time Rorschach, returned to the school for its preparation residence, the general idea, obtained pleasantly surprised in history ......... frightens?. 而此时的罗夏,回到了学院为其准备的住所,大概,也得到了有史以来最惊喜的………惊吓？. „Pleasantly surprised yarn, opens the door to see that a headless corpse is how warm! Even if your school does not match the maid, cannot match the corpse!” “惊喜个毛线啊,一开门看到一具无头尸体怎么温馨啊！就算你们学院不配女仆,也不能配尸体啊！” On this day, the tragedy general confession has become in the memory the cannot erase black history, feels exhausted physically and mentally Rorschach to return to the dormitory, opens the door, is placed in the front, only then the blood of everywhere that scene of murder version, that lies down the headless corpse on rug. 这一天,悲剧一般的告白已经成为记忆中不可磨灭的黑历史,身心俱疲罗夏回到宿舍楼,一打开门,摆在面前的,只有那凶杀现场版的满地鲜血,还有那具躺在地毯上的无头死尸。 „Let alone the maid younger sister, including only the cat even, this opening on the deceased person has not been what ghost ........, now cannot fluster, this is the scene of murder, must maintain the good environment and other professionals to come.” “别说女仆妹子了,连只猫都没有就算了,这开头就死人是什么鬼……..等下,现在不能慌,这是凶杀现场吧,要维护好环境等专业人士来。” As an amateur author who has been familiar with the detective story, Rorschach instantaneous discovery present situation some are not right. 作为一个熟读过侦探小说的业余作者,罗夏瞬间发现现在的情况有些不对。 night/lodge friend, lies down in the room, the severed head did not have, definitely died again cannot die 宿友,躺在房间之中,首级没了,肯定是死得不能再死了 „night/lodge friend who Amitabha, I have not met perhaps, my whole life does not know that what you were long.” “阿弥陀佛,我没见过面的宿友,恐怕我这辈子都不知道你长什么样了。” Rorschach both hands bye-bye, was surpassed for the pitiful unlucky egg, then continues to search the present clue. 罗夏双手拜拜,算是为可怜的倒霉蛋超度了,然后继续搜索眼前的线索。 All windows, tightening. 所有的窗户,紧锁着。 The front door, oneself come before the key, tightens. 大门,自己用钥匙进来之前,也是紧锁的。 Key, night/lodge friend who only then oneself and this have not met has, but the key of sleeping friend ....... in pool of blood. 钥匙,只有自己和这没见过面的宿友有,而宿友的钥匙…….在血泊之中。 Another key, possibly opens this in other words theoretically only the secret room, kills the key of present victim, grasps in the hand of Rorschach. 另外一把钥匙,也就是说理论上唯一可能打开这所密室,杀死眼前的受害者的钥匙,就握在罗夏的手中。 „Without the second person of secret room had the homicide, is this secret room murder case in legend? Hehe, I meet this only to have the plot that in the detective story finally ....... a head, just started to go to school, who wants to frame me?” “没有第二人的密室发生了凶杀案,这就是传说中的密室杀人案？呵呵,我总算遇到这只在侦探小说中才有的剧情…….个头,才刚刚开始上学,就有谁要陷害死我吗？” The situation is not wonderful, is not wonderful. 情况不妙,非常不妙。 In the detective story these mysterious spyings can always discover these to the murder way of no use value strangely, decodes idle egg sore murderers with idle egg pain reason, finds out the idle egg sore murder layout ......... 侦探小说中那些神奇的侦探总是能找出那些稀奇古怪到毫无使用价值的杀人方式,来破解一个个闲的蛋疼的杀人犯用闲的蛋痛的理由,想出闲的蛋疼的杀人布局……… But in the reality investigates the mechanism/organization to be efficient, will be the deducting biggest suspect without hesitation. 但现实中侦查机关高效出发,可是会毫不犹豫的扣下最大的嫌疑犯。 The first finder often also has the significant suspicion, the truth may not necessarily always be able to surface. 第一发现者往往也有重大嫌疑,真相可未必总能浮出水面。 „Hehe, this, only then I and he can enter, he dies in inside , the truth only has one, the murderer is ........ I!” “呵呵,这门只有我和他能进,他死在里面,那么,真相只有一个,凶手就是……..我！” The time spits the bad, it seems like Rorschach not is extremely anxious ........, he is making anything, he put out the handkerchief, footprint when starts erases itself to come to stay behind! Wipes, while also cautious draws back toward out of the door, but also puts out the key to prepare to lock a door! 还有时间吐糟,看来罗夏还不算太过紧张……..等下,他在做什么,他拿出了手巾,开始抹掉自己进来时留下的脚印！一边抹,一边还小心翼翼的往门外退,还拿出钥匙准备锁门！ „Who must work as the first finder then to become the first suspect! Visits me to walk for the best plan!” “谁要当第一发现者然后成为第一嫌疑犯啊！看我走为上策！” Yes, right, does Rorschach well, choice very correct Rorschach. 是的,没错,干得好罗夏,抉择非常正确罗夏。 Un, started to shine shoe on bloodstain with the handkerchief? The action, quick-witted small Rorschach, this situation, should erase the trace again rapidly now, walks for the best plan! 嗯,开始用手巾擦鞋上的血迹了？行动再迅速点,机智的小罗夏,现在这情况,就该抹掉痕迹,走为上策！ While the Rorschach preparation gathers visits, familiar sound that the back actually broadcasts. 而正当罗夏准备合上门,背后却传来的熟悉的声音。 „........ Small Rorschach, left sadly, Isabella rejection was not your one person, walked, drank ....... I to go with the elder brothers!” “……..小罗夏,别伤心了,伊莎贝拉拒绝的又不是你一个人,走,跟哥哥们喝酒去…….我去！” Carl also is really the good buddy, but also knows comfort „being lovelorn” little brother ....... ghost! 卡尔斯还真是好哥们啊,还知道安慰“失恋”的小老弟…….个鬼啊！ This time Rorschach, is grasping the key single-handedly, takes single-handedly the handkerchief that is moistening the bloodstain, sees the whole face amazed schoolmates, wants to cry but have no tears, does not know that should say anything. 此时的罗夏,一手握着钥匙,一手拿着沾着血迹的手巾,看着满脸惊诧的同学们,欲哭无泪,已经不知该说什么了。 But from the gate opening the angle, happen to can see that to lie down the headless corpse in pool of blood, but in Rorschach fingers, but also is contaminating the bloodstain, that was just on the handkerchief dropped. 而从门打开的角度,正好可以看到那躺在血泊中的无头死尸,而罗夏手指间,还沾染着血迹,那是刚刚手巾上滴落的。 This situation, only has an explanation ........ 这种情况,只有一种解释…….. „You possibly do not believe, is he first begins...... to predecease, un, he is the suicide, before I come, he dies. Good, no matter you do believe that at least I letter/believed.” “你们可能不相信,是他先动手……先死的,嗯,他是自杀的,我进来前他就是死的。好吧,不管你们信不信,至少我信了。” Rorschach is covering the face, does not know oneself were saying that anything should say anything. 罗夏捂着脸,已经不知道自己在说什么该说什么了。 This instant, Rorschach became aware, it seems like, this is a prepare trap. 这一霎,罗夏悟了,看来,这是一个布置好的陷阱。 What is? Is the courtroom trial put in prison rapidly? From the admittance, one snap ring one point, this is completely a trap, digs well pit that jumped. 接下来是什么？法庭审判迅速入狱？从入学开始,一环扣一环,这就完全是一个陷阱吧,一个挖好的等自己跳的坑吧。 „Rorschach, your you .........” “罗夏,你你你………” The Carl whole face does not dare to believe is pointing at Rorschach, but pitiful Rorschach, has been at wit's end. 卡尔斯满脸不敢置信的指着罗夏,而可怜的罗夏,已经无计可施。 Then will have anything, looked at several hundred volumes of Kornan's to completely understand, 接下来会发生什么,看了几百集柯南的自己已经看透, Does the submerged assassin kill? Took the judge of bribe to be sentenced to the death penalty? It seems like that this trap series, secret murderer who kills the younger sister, is planned that an opportunity did not give itself. 被潜入的刺客弄死？被拿了贿赂的法官判处死刑？看来,这陷阱连环,杀死自己妹妹的幕后凶手,是打算一点机会都不给自己了。 Considered in the police bandit play that escaped was killed to be arrested at the scene has the setting of favorable turn mostly reluctantly, Rorschach the option that gave up the resistance and escapes ........ good, mainly looked at an own small physique, calculated slightly and strength disparities of other students, giving up resisting to be without a fight is the only option, otherwise the secret person also had the words of series subsequent hand convenient on to kill. 考虑了警匪剧中那逃跑就被当场击毙而被捕多半有转机的设定,罗夏无奈的放弃了抵抗和逃跑的选项……..好吧,主要是看了一下自己的小身板,稍微计算了一下自己和其他学员的战力差距,放弃抵抗束手就擒是唯一的选项,否则幕后人还有连环后手的话顺手就可以弄死自己。 In order to avoid letting slip „to break to pieces” incautiously, Rorschach loosens the fist that grips tightly, looks up the day. 为了避免一不小心被人失手“碎掉”,罗夏松开紧握的拳头,抬头望天。 „, The ceiling is really blue, my pitiful life, is so unexpectedly short. Was sorry Rosley, never expected that the Elder Brother will accompany you quickly.” “啊,天花板还真蓝啊,我可怜的一生,居然如此短暂。抱歉了罗丽,没想到哥哥这么快就会来陪你。” Rorschach has completed preparation that greets the worst result, the back actually transmits Carl fully is the surprised question. 罗夏已经做好了迎接最坏结果的心理准备,背后却传来卡尔斯满是惊讶的疑问。 „How ........ do your you see through? Lynn ( Lynn ). Stord, your classics introduced oneself are seen through, has not run a bit faster.” “……..你你你怎么看穿的？林恩(Lynn).斯图尔,你的经典自我介绍被看穿了,还不快点跑起来。” What? Crawls? What ghost is this? 啥？爬起来？这是什么鬼？ Rorschach turns head, frightened is happening at present. 罗夏回头,惊悚的一幕就在眼前发生了。 That headless corpse tries to find out crawled, but Carl ran to help up him with a smile. 那无头的尸体就这么摸索的爬了起来,而卡尔斯笑着跑过去扶起了他。 „Introduced, this was also a foreign student, headless knight Lynn from Siro Empire, was your Shinjuku friend. He not careful lost oneself, only then I introduced oneself for him.” “介绍一下,这位是也是留学生,来自西罗帝国的无头骑士林恩,也是你的新宿友。他不小心把自己头又弄丢了,所以只有我替他自我介绍了。” Un, headless knight? Also lost own head is unable to speak? Very good to approve very much very fantasy. 嗯,无头骑士？还把自己的脑袋弄丢了无法说话？很好很赞很奇幻。 „Haha, is very funny, this is our reserved welcoming a newcomer jokes, can obtain the high praise each time, your first sees through instantaneously. Well, un, un, Lynn was asking, his feigning death technology also has anything not maturely.” “哈哈,很好笑吧,这可是我们保留的迎新笑话,每次都能够获得好评,你还是第一个瞬间看穿的。咦,嗯,嗯,林恩在问,他的装死技术还有什么不成熟的吗。” The headless Lynn right hand makes a fist to place the chest, slightly leans forward, good a standard knight ritual. 无头的林恩右手握拳放在胸口,微微前倾,行了一个标准的骑士礼。 Oh, originally is the joke, no homicide , no secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator, but greets the new student/life joke. 喔,原来都是玩笑啊,根本没有什么凶杀案,也,没有什么幕后黑手,只是一个迎接新生的笑话。 Double pupil vacant Rorschach, raised the head, looks at the day. 双瞳茫然的罗夏,抬头,望天。 . The good blue ceiling, was sent three dimension orangutan cards by the vampire in the morning, in the afternoon the headless knight consults the skill of feigning death to me, waits to have the Evil Dragon comes and exchange wrestling skill...... this is anything damn the world! 啊。好蓝的天花板啊,上午被吸血鬼发三次元猩猩卡,下午无头骑士向我请教装死的技巧,等下会不会有恶龙来和交流摔跤技巧啊……这是什么见鬼的世界啊！ „Welcoming a newcomer special-purpose joke? This ghost does not laugh funnily! Bastards! Bullying the Earth hick is very interesting? I fought you!” “迎新专用笑话？这鬼笑话一点都不好笑啊！混蛋们！欺负地球土包子很有趣吗？我跟你们拼了！” „Hey, is only a joke, leaving is so earnest, sense of humor, your sense of humor? Damn, did not say that the earthman likes cracking a joke very much, when next, we knew mistakenly, put down that toilet to brush, it had been used!” “喂喂喂,只是一个玩笑,别这么认真,幽默感,你的幽默感了？该死,不是说地球人很喜欢开玩笑吗,等下,我们知道错了,放下那个马桶刷,它才被用过啊！”