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#93: My wife and children white Chengda star


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stretch/open Tan became famous, extraordinary. 张叹出名了,了不得嗷。 He does not become famous before the populace, after all, cares about the actor, cares about the director, cares about the producer, cared that the song singer...... the care kitten puppy young pig pig, without whom cares about the screenwriter only. 他不是在大众面前出名,毕竟,关心演员,关心导演,关心制片人,关心歌曲演唱者……关心小猫小狗小猪猪,唯独没谁关心编剧。 He became famous in small red horse Xueyuan. 他是在小红马学园出名了。 The reputation comes is too quick, unexpected. 名声来的太快,猝不及防。 Who sees him, must come one. 谁见到他,都要来一句。 Boss stretch/open, stick.” “张老板,棒棒的哟。” stretch/open Tan has to stop, responded politely: Thanks the melon baby, your also stick.” 张叹不得不停下来,客气地回应:“谢谢瓜娃子,你也棒棒的。” He found little white, called in her the corner, making her more modest. 他找到小白,把她叫到角落里,让她谦虚些。 little white we cultivates the behavior is low-key, do not arrive in front of the little friend again boasts I, I am quite shy.” “小白我们做人要低调,你不要再到小朋友面前夸我了,我好害羞啊。” Right, the reputation like the tornado, little white stands in the bull's-eye makes the monster that. 没错,名声就像龙卷风,小白就是站在风暴眼作妖的那个。 The rapidness that was black initially the nickname comes like fart, now he stick rapidness that yo also comes. 就像当初“屁儿黑”的外号来的快,如今他“棒棒的哟”也来的快。 little white, secret big shot. 小白,幕后大佬。 little white humph humph humph smiles, you must refuel Boss stretch/open.” 小白嚯嚯嚯笑,“你要加油嗷张老板。” stretch/open Tan guaranteed: I refuel certainly, you did not need to encourage me again, I am full of the working zeal now.” 张叹保证:“我一定加油,你们不用再鼓励我了,我现在充满了干劲。” Good.” little white goes to another extreme from an extreme immediately, said ominously: Snort! Also has for claw little white not in the television? Why is this? My aunt asked several times, I did not know instigates, I in boasting duck? Boss stretch/open, your suo suo sai.” “好的。”小白立即从一个极端走向另一个极端,凶巴巴地说:“哼!为爪子小白还莫有在电视里?这是为啥子?我的舅妈问了好几次啦,我都不晓得咋个唆呢,我是不是在吹牛鸭?张老板,你嗦嗦噻。” Done she suspected oneself had a dream initially, in fact hasn't made a movie? Did she and pomegranate pomegranate sleepwalk together? 搞的她都怀疑自己当初是不是做了个梦,实际上没拍戏?她和榴榴一起梦游了? stretch/open Tan goes home today early, for this. 张叹今天早早回家,就是为了这个。 Eight o'clock, to my family, giving you are pleasantly surprised.” “八点钟,到我家来,给你惊喜。” Seven o'clock, little white arrived his home to come, pan. 七点钟,小白就到他家来了,踩盘子。 Also is not a person comes, led one group of children. 还不是一个人来的,带了一群小朋友。 stretch/open Tanzhan welcome in the entrance, counts while convenient, do not lose. 张叹站在门口欢迎,顺便数一数,不要弄丢了。 1st, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7...... came enough 10 children, called her good friend. 一、二、三、四、五、六、七……来了足足十个小朋友,把她好朋友都叫来了。 In living room chock full, chirp, is very lively. 客厅里满满当当,叽叽喳喳,好不热闹。 Boss stretch/open, is this your family? Quite attractive.” “张老板,这是你家吗?好漂亮吖。” Thank you.” “谢谢你哈。” Boss stretch/open, I quite likes your family's bed, can I sleep to think?” “张老板,我好喜欢你家的床,我能睡觉觉吗?” Thank you, but cannot sleep to think now.” “谢谢你哈,但是现在不能睡觉觉。” Boss stretch/open, I wants to urinate “张老板,我想尿尿” ...... …… Opening sighed is insane. 张叹要疯了。 little white manages the order, shouted ominously: Melon baby! Melon baby! don't must instigate the words, quarrelling dead father 小白主持秩序,凶巴巴地喊:“瓜娃子!瓜娃子!莫要唆话啦,吵死老子嗷” Lackey Shen Liuliu echoes saying: Melon baby is not noisy ~ 狗腿子沈榴榴附和道:“瓜娃子莫要吵啦~” Immediately has the young basin friend to respond. 立刻有小盆友回应。 Pomegranate pomegranate you quarrelled, do not speak.” “榴榴你吵死了,你不要说话。” Pomegranate pomegranate do not speak, slightly spoke in vain does not permit to speak.” “榴榴不要说话,小白说不准说话。” Pomegranate pomegranate:() 榴榴:() Why everyone does not dare resentment little white, actually resentment she? 为什么大家不敢怼小白,却怼她? Slightly spoke in vain the father, she has not said the father! 小白说了老子,她都没说老子呢! stretch/open Tanduan comes the fruit, little bear drink, gives little white to distribute. 张叹端来水果,还有小熊饮料,交给小白分发。 This group of children he a little could not control, little white line. 这群小朋友他有点管束不了,小白行。 Melon baby comes, to eat fruit sai, comes one after another, a rows of place, eats the fruits, your pot, my pot......” “瓜娃子来,吃水果噻,一锅一锅来嗷,排排座,吃果果,你一锅,我一锅……” Sent the fruit and little bear drink smoothly, little white also urged the melon babies tirelessly, the fruit finished eating cannot tumble, must lose in the trash can, otherwise she gave two earwax. 顺利发完了水果和小熊饮料,小白又不辞辛苦地叮嘱瓜娃子们,水果吃完了不能乱丢,要丢在垃圾篓里,否则她哐哐给两耳屎。 Boss, wants me to help?” little Teacher willow comes. “老板,要我帮忙吗?”小柳老师闻声而来。 Wants ~ stretch/open Tan welcomed hastily little Teacher willow. “要要要~”张叹连忙把小柳老师迎进来。 However, at this time children already under little white arrangement, systematic, on the sofa was filled, but also some sit on the small stool small chair, the neat big eye looks to stretch/open Tan. 不过,这时候小朋友们已经在小白的安排下,井井有条,沙发上挤满了,还有的坐在小凳子小椅子上,齐刷刷的大眼睛看向张叹。 stretch/open Tan said: Today asks everyone to come, looked soap opera that together little white and pomegranate pomegranate make, below I broadcast.” 张叹说:“今天请大家来,是一起看小白和榴榴拍的电视剧,下面我来播放。” House sparrow on the telephone pole was alarmed by the pebble, the room children chirp, near the ear is the small milk sound. 电线杆子上的麻雀被小石子惊扰了一下,屋里的小朋友们叽叽喳喳,耳边全是小奶音。 Shen Liuliu held brokenheartedly, what a pity no one hear her, the small cheek was instead pinched. 沈榴榴操心碎了,可惜没人听她的,反而小脸蛋被捏了。 little white and little Teacher willow go into action, making the children peaceful. 小白和小柳老师出马,让小朋友们安静下来。 Opens sighs opens the projection, broadcasts " Folk drama Bone » third volume. 张叹打开投影,播放《小戏骨》第三集。 Shen Liuliu dai Chinese zither jumped down from the sofa, moved a small stool, sat in the forefront swaggering. 沈榴榴嘚瑟地从沙发上跳下来,搬了一条小凳子,大摇大摆地坐在最前面。 Ha, has the pomegranate pomegranate.” “哈,有榴榴呢。” Greets her, is a question sound of big piece of melon baby, shouted that she comes back quickly. 迎接她的,是一大片瓜娃子的质疑声,纷纷喊她快回来。 The pomegranate pomegranate also calls immediately little white, like this she had the backer. 榴榴立刻把小白也叫去,这样她就有靠山了。 These two children want on the television today, before sitting most, takes a seat, the small age welcomed the life peak time, hasn't let the dai Chinese zither? 这两个小朋友今天要上电视,坐最前就坐吧,小小年纪就迎来了人生巅峰时刻,还不让嘚瑟吗? stretch/open Tan broadcasts the television, switches off the lamp of living room, falls back on the one side with little Teacher willow, gave her one bottle of little bear drink. 张叹播放电视,关掉客厅的灯,和小柳老师退到一旁,给了她一瓶小熊饮料。 Two people attracts little bear, while follows to look at «Folk drama Bone». 两人一边吸小熊,一边跟着看《小戏骨》。 Melon baby every bottle of little bear drink of room, attracts, while is raising the small head, the big eye is staring at the projection. 满屋子的瓜娃子人手一瓶小熊饮料,一边啧啧地吸,一边昂着小脑袋,大眼睛盯着投影。 The third volume with was different in the past, in the past started the plot directly, but this volume presented the song. 第三集和往常不一样,往常都是直接开始剧情,但是这一集却出现了歌曲。 Theme song «In vain Congealing Eyebrow» first resounding. 主题曲《枉凝眉》第一次响起。 One is the land of the immortals immortal flower 一个是阆苑仙葩 One is the beautiful jade does not have the flaw 一个是美玉无瑕 If said that does not have the irony of fate 若说没奇缘 This life happened happen to meet him unfortunately 今生偏又遇着他 If said that has the irony of fate 若说有奇缘 How concern finally empty 如何心事终虚化 …… 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 ...... …… little white?” “小白咧?” Why can sing?” “为什么要唱歌?” I do not listen to sing, I must look at little white.” “我不要听唱歌,我要看小白。” Quite coarse.” “好难听吖。” ...... …… The children do not show due respect for the feelings, some use the finger pestle unexpectedly in the ear!!! 小朋友们十分不给面子,有的竟然用手指头杵在耳朵里!!! Opens the sighing braving jack-o'-lantern. 张叹气的冒鬼火。 little Teacher willow is good-hearted, comforts him: Very theme song of pleasant to hear, the little friend does not understand the appreciation.” 小柳老师心地善良,安慰他:“很好听的主题曲,小朋友不懂欣赏。” Oh, watches the television with the little friend is this, keeps asking, why 100,000 are waiting. 唉,和小朋友看电视就是这样,问个不停,十万个为什么在等着。 After the soap opera starts, constantly some people asked, little white, little white hasn't come out? 在电视剧开始后,就不断有人问,小白呢,小白怎么还没出来? Finally waited for the lens of little white and pomegranate pomegranate, the melon babies shouts a piece, the ebullition. 终于等来了小白和榴榴的镜头,瓜娃子们嚷嚷成一片,沸腾啦。 Unusual, on little white television!!!! 多稀奇吖,小白上电视啦!!!! One child held brokenheartedly, the small milk sound reminded everyone unceasingly. 只有一个小孩子操心碎了,小奶音不断提醒大家。 On 6666 ~ us television!” “6666~我们上电视啦!” I have me 666 ~ “还有我还有我666~” On strong small pomegranate also television “坚强的小石榴也上电视啦” Small pomegranate stands side little white “小石榴站在小白身边呢” Wū wū ~ why cannot see me “呜呜呜~为啥子都看不见我” Shen Liuliu held stretch/open Tan leg ying chirp to cry, puts in great inconvenience. 沈榴榴抱着张叹的腿嘤嘤嘤哭,委屈极了。 Finally watched the television, little white disliked the melon babies to quarrel, ominous all drove away them, oneself kept the comfort pomegranate pomegranate. 终于看完了电视,小白嫌瓜娃子们吵,凶巴巴的把她们全赶走了,自己留下来安慰榴榴。 Late at night, mother vermilion Xiaojing of pomegranate pomegranate meets her, hugged her to comfort good one, finally smiled through tears. 深夜,榴榴的妈妈朱小静来接她,抱着她安慰了好一阵,终于破涕为笑。 The horse orchid also met little white. 马兰花也来接小白了。 Her today's business was not good, has a person to polish the leather shoes to run, was really black the heart. 她今天生意不好,有个人擦完皮鞋跑了,真是黑了心。 She has a heavy heart, the temperament is also poor. 她心情沉重,脾气也不怎么好。 little white looks at her one eyes, looks at her one eyes, originally the words of some full belly want to say that but she is a sensible baby, saw that the aunt mood is bad, then the little darling follows to go home silently, the small short leg steps fast. 小白瞄她一眼,又瞄她一眼,本来有满肚子的话想说,但她是个懂事的宝宝,看出舅妈心情差,便默不作声地乖乖跟着回家,小短腿迈的飞快。 In the evening said to the small rag doll. 晚上对小布偶说。 In goes home, Ma Lan hua speaks today's bad concern to Bai Jianping verbosely. 回到家里,马兰花絮絮叨叨跟白建平讲今天的糟心事。 Bai Jianping is an inborn optimist, such person could not shoulder the too big responsibility, but he can bring joyfully, had a good time in spite of poverty. 白建平是个天生乐观派,这样的人承担不了太大的责任,但是他能带来快乐,也就是穷开心。 little white, sang to the aunt, making her happy.” Bai Jianping said. “小白,给舅妈唱支歌,让她开心开心。”白建平说道。 little white opens the mouth comes: Horse orchid, horse orchid 小白张口就来:“马兰花,马兰花” Sang two, does not discover right , the aunt had acted crazy late, little white whiz, hides from the uncle behind, shouts: Aunt is unfair to sai, I sang mistakenly.” 唱了两句,发现不对,已经晚了,舅妈已经发飙,小白嗖的一下,躲到舅舅身后,嚷嚷:“舅妈对不起噻,我唱错了嗷。” horse orchid gas channel/angrily said: Opens the mouth sang the horse orchid, in the back sang a lot, your melon baby, I of air/Qi braved the jack-o'-lantern.” 马兰花气道:“张口就唱马兰花,背地里没少唱吧,你个瓜娃子,气的我冒鬼火。” Slightly spoke in vain: „The braving jack-o'-lantern of my also air/Qi.” 小白说:“我也气的冒鬼火。” „The braving jack-o'-lantern of your claw air/Qi?” “你爪子气的冒鬼火?” I who the melon baby in kindergarten air/Qi brave the jack-o'-lantern.” “幼儿园里的瓜娃子气的我冒鬼火。” Claw matter?” “爪子回事?” little white seizes the chance Balla Balla, said that she got up the matter of television. 小白趁机巴拉巴拉,说她上了电视的事。 Uncle Bai Jianping said happily: Extraordinary, on my wife and children white television, where sai?” 舅舅白建平高兴地说:“了不起嗷,我家小白上电视了嗷,在哪里噻?” Slightly spoke in vain: In Boss stretch/open in the television of family/home.” 小白说:“在张老板家的电视里。” I instigate, in which television station?” “我是唆,在哪个电视台嘛?” Boss stretch/open the television station of family/home.” “张老板家的电视台嘛。” Your a little treasure qi little white.” “你有点宝气哦小白。” My extravagant love is miserable!” “我阔爱惨老!” Silly. 傻乎乎的。 Bai Jianping knows unable to count on her, puts out the cell phone, accesses the net to inquire clumsy. 白建平知道指望不上她,拿出手机,笨手笨脚地上网查询。 little white collects, acts as the dog-headed military strategist. 小白凑过去,充当狗头军师。 The horse orchid did not say patiently: Both of you quick giving somebody a rubdown bath , slept very much late earlier.” 马兰花不耐烦地说:“你们俩快去搓澡澡,很晚了,早点睡觉嗷。” Bai Jianping does not lift: wait a while sai, on little white television, when the big star discussed...... oh, found old.” 白建平头也不抬:“等一会儿噻,小白上电视啦,当大明星唠……噢,找到老。” His entire screen, puts in a big way the cell phone sound. 他全屏,把手机声音放到最大。 Slightly spoke in vain: Boss stretch/open instigates must turn off a light.” 小白说:“张老板唆要关灯嗷。” horse orchid: Turns off any lamp.” 马兰花:“关啥子灯嘛。” ~ 哒~ Although it is so, she listened to little white words, turned off the lamp, gathers side Bai Jianping, extends an big head to look. 话虽这么说,她还是听了小白的话,把灯关了,凑到白建平身边,伸个大脑袋过来看。 In room pitch-dark piece, only then on the phone screen that fluorescence illuminates. 房间里黑漆漆一片,只有手机屏幕上那点荧光照亮。 Three people collect in front of the small phone screen, waits for little white that less than three seconds of lens. 三个人凑在小小的手机屏幕前,等待小白那三秒不到的镜头。 In darkness...... 黑暗中…… Aunt! Why you push I.” “舅妈!你为啥子挤我嘛。” Where I have to push you.” “我哪里有挤你。” Oh, you block me.” “哎哟,你挡住我啦。” I have not kept off you, is you are small.” “我没挡你,是你小嘛。” Shovelled the shovel, the aunt you bullies my me and you spelled ~ “铲铲,舅妈你欺负我我和你拼了~” Fights not, fights not, oh, which dark stamp stamp beats my fist? Is which pot???” “莫打架,莫打架,哎哟,哪个暗戳戳捶我一拳?是哪锅???” Thanks the 5000 coins of friend of dark night to hit to enjoy, thanks Li Shugen's 2000 coins to hit to enjoy, thanking windsong1975 and five seconds is less than three seconds has many 1000 coins to hit to enjoy, thanks the winter hot 600 coins to hit to enjoy, thanks the heart to have the 500 coins of fierce tiger lying shallow stream to hit to enjoy, thanks relaxed moment dot 300 coins to hit to enjoy, thanks the bookworm fresh 200 coins to hit to enjoy, slightly thanks the non- choice and Monarch non- longevity, clearly to fall in the pit, Uncle Zhan approximately, the 100 coins of evil spirits to hit to enjoy. Everyone recommends the ticket to come sai , to continue to proceed to clash. 谢谢暗夜之友的5000币打赏,谢谢李樹根的2000币打赏,谢谢windsong1975、五秒不到三秒有多的1000币打赏,谢谢冬日炎炎的600币打赏,谢谢心有猛虎卧浅溪的500币打赏,谢谢轻松一刻丶的300币打赏,谢谢书痴鲜的200币打赏,谢谢非选择、君不寿、小明掉坑里、詹伯約、魑魅魍魉的100币打赏。大家推荐票来噻,继续往前冲。
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