Chapter 870 bird solid ( 22 ) 第870章雀实 Night. 夜深了。 The horse orchid is acting crazy, because the son of a bitch under window has been calling, keeps calling, the noisy her annoyed intent is dry. 马兰花在发飙,因为窗户下的狗子一直在叫,叫个不停,吵的她心烦意燥。 She puts the aggressive statement, said that called to break the dog-leg again, finally the sons of bitches remained unmoved, continue to call. She puts the aggressive statement, said that must eat Gourou Hotpot, the sons of bitches then disperses instantly. 她放狠话,说再叫就打断狗腿,结果狗子们不为所动,继续叫。她又放狠话,说要吃狗肉火锅,狗子们这才一哄而散。 The horse orchid is self-satisfied, just lay down to rest, the sons of bitches started to call. 马兰花得意,刚躺下要睡,狗子们又开始叫了。 Obloquying that she air/Qi, little white lies near the window, said toward downstairs, the sons of bitches swing wag the tail close to, walked obedient. 她气的大骂,小白趴在窗户边,朝楼下说了一声,狗子们摇摇尾巴,听话地走了。 horse orchid: „......” 马兰花:“……” little white: 小白: horse orchid: „Does melon baby, why the son of a bitch listen to your words?” 马兰花:“瓜娃子,狗子为啥子听你的话？” little white: „Hou humph humph ~ ~ ~ ~” 小白:“嚯嚯嚯~~~~” horse orchid: „You smile a hammer.” 马兰花:“你笑个锤子。” little white: „Hou humph humph ~ ~ ~ ~” 小白:“嚯嚯嚯~~~~” horse orchid: „What...... did you shout them a moment ago? Boss stretch/open? Bai Jianping?? Pomegranate pomegranate??” 马兰花:“……你刚才喊它们啥子？张老板？白建平？？榴榴？？” little white is startled, never expected that exposed, shakes the head hastily, moe moe dá, did not acknowledge. 小白吃一惊,没想到暴露了,连忙摇头,萌萌哒,不承认。 Bai Jianping turned off the lamp of living room, enters to the bedroom, hears word asked: „Who shouted me the name?” 白建平关了客厅的灯,进到卧室里,闻言问道:“谁喊我名字？” The horse orchid said: „Has not shouted you.” 马兰花说:“没喊你。” Bai Jianping lay down saying: „I hear, definitely was also both of you in the back said that my malicious remarks, rested earlier, tomorrow must meet to eat meal with old Qin.” 白建平躺下说:“我都听到啦,肯定又是你们俩在背后说我的坏话,早点睡吧,明天要和老秦见面吃饭。” horse orchid: „Said had not shouted you have not shouted you, Bai Jianping is a dog.” 马兰花:“说了没喊你就是没喊你,白建平是一条狗。” Bai Jianping toothache, the resentment soared to the heavens said that good that such he displays today, why must sleep to finish finally does not let off him. 白建平牙疼,怨气冲天地说,他今天表现的这么好,为什么最后都要睡觉了却不放过他。 He has displayed very much diligently. 他已经很努力的表现了。 The horse orchid said innocently: „Really a dog, little white shouted, this small fart black definitely gave the name to the sons of bitches, an old dog of white hair called Bai Jianping.” 马兰花无辜地说:“是真的一条狗,小白喊的,这个小屁儿黑肯定是给狗子们起了名字,其中一条白色毛发的老狗就叫白建平。” Bai Jianping is angry, said horse orchid your woman, what if you marry is other person, is not his old white, now divorces certainly, the average person cannot bear your temperament. 白建平大怒,说马兰花你这个女人,你要是嫁的是别的人,不是他老白,现在准离婚了,一般人受不了你这脾气。 The horse orchid does not show weakness saying that spoken lines Jianping your such individual, married her horse orchid, now definitely begs for food to eat on the avenue. 马兰花毫不示弱道,说白建平你这么个人,要不是娶了她马兰花,现在肯定在大街上要饭吃。 Bai Jianping flamboyant rumbling said: „I manage well several hundred people of food.” 白建平牛逼轰轰地说:“我管好几百人的饭。” horse orchid: „You are also only a chef.” 马兰花:“那你也只是个厨子。” Bai Jianping: „......” 白建平:“……” horse orchid: „Tomorrow morning you make the breakfast, in outer tube several hundred people of meals, manages me and little white at home.” 马兰花:“明早你起来做早餐,在外管几百人的伙食,在家也管一管我和小白嘛。” Bai Jianping: „...... I must meet with Qin tomorrow, must rest well, raises the full spirit.” 白建平:“……我明天还要和老秦家见面,要休息好,养足精神。” horse orchid: „Fine, that you will be responsible for tomorrow, I and little white did not speak.” 马兰花:“要得,那明天你来负责,我和小白不说话。” Bai Jianping: „Frightens me, I and old Qin have met, shakes hand, we knew.” 白建平:“吓唬我呢,我和老秦是见过面的,握了手,我们认识。” The horse orchid sneers again and again. 马兰花冷笑连连。 Bai Jianping: „What do you smile?” 白建平:“你笑啥子？” horse orchid: „Hehehe, I have not smiled.” 马兰花:“嘿嘿嘿,我没笑。” ...... …… Two people quarrelled to quarrel, Bai Jianping routinely admitted defeat, little white listened swayed back and forth on the bed, laughs, felt really fun. 两个人拌嘴吵架,白建平习惯性地吃瘪,小白听的在床上打滚,哈哈大笑,觉得真好玩。 But shortly, she could not smile, because the uncle aunt kicks up a racket, fell asleep. 但没多久,她就笑不出来了,因为舅舅舅妈吵着吵着,睡着了。 Around matter is this, first was Bai Jianping fell asleep, because he quarrelled does not win, can only toward not go at heart, only toward dream, therefore hypnosis, the snoring sound got up shortly. 事情前后是这样的,先是白建平睡着了,因为他吵不赢,只能不往心里去,只往梦里去,于是催眠自己,没多久呼噜声响起来了。 The horse orchid sees, hurries to sleep, otherwise must unable to fall asleep a while, therefore also resounded the snoring sound. 马兰花一见,也赶紧睡觉,不然等会儿要睡不着的,于是也响起了呼噜声。 A big small snoring sound gets up. 一大一小呼噜声响起来。 No one has the little friend on manages small bed. 谁都没管小床上的小朋友。 The little friend has not rested! 小朋友还没有睡呢！ little white again by quarrelling sits, hugged beautiful woman baby to stare in the darkness, had a yawn, covered the ear, but was useless, the snoring sound as if made a sound from the mind. 小白再次被吵的坐起来,抱着小美人娃娃在黑暗里瞪眼睛,打了个哈欠,捂住耳朵,但是没用,呼噜声仿佛是从脑海里响起来的。 She sways back and forth on the bed, singing, first is the bottle gourd kid, is the horse orchid, several that sang, the aunt has not woken up, but she was still hard to go to sleep. 她在床上打滚,唱起了歌,先是葫芦娃,接着是马兰花,唱的几遍,舅妈也没醒来,而她依然难以入眠。 The small age, started losing sleep. 小小年纪,就开始了失眠。 little white had a big yawn, sat, has hair dishevelled, listless, again without beforehand vivid. 小白又打了一个大大的哈欠,又坐了起来,披头散发,无精打采,再没有之前的生龙活虎。 She wants to rest now, but by being able to fall asleep of quarrelling. 她现在是很想睡,但是被吵的睡不着。 „Aunt-” “舅妈-” In the darkness, little white shouted one. 黑暗里,小白喊了一声。 On the bed broadcasts the sound that turns over/stands up, but no one responded. 床上传来翻身的声音,但是没有人回应。 „Uncle-” “舅舅-” little white also shouted one. 小白又喊了一声。 Responded her is Bai Jianping is full of the changeable rhythm the snoring sound. 回应她的是白建平充满变化多端的节奏的呼噜声。 „Horse orchid ~ ~ ~ ~ Bai Jianping ~ ~ ~ ~ ~” “马兰花~~~~白建平~~~~~” little white crawls to get out of bed, is holding beautiful woman baby and small pillow small quilt, felt to the entrance black, opened the door, to the living room, bang, resounded the sound that the chair fell to the ground suddenly, a little friend trips and falls, several, then oneself crawled aiyu aiyu, in the darkness picked up beautiful woman baby and small pillow, is dragging on the small quilt the sofa, tonight rests the sofa. 小白爬下床,抱着小美人娃娃和小枕头小被子,摸着黑到了门口,打开房门,到了客厅,忽然砰的一声,响起椅子倒地的声响,一个小朋友摔了跤,哎呦哎呦好几声,然后自己爬了起来,黑暗中捡起了小美人娃娃和小枕头,拖着小被子上了沙发,今晚睡沙发。 She lay down falls asleep shortly. 她躺下没多久就睡着了。 Next day wakes up, the little white ignorant circle, did she lie down on the small bed? 第二天醒来,小白懵圈了,她怎么又躺回了小床上？ She remembers obviously oneself went to the sofa. 她明明记得自己去了沙发上呢。 The horse orchid told her, was her the uncle picks in the morning her, said that she rested last night on the ground. 马兰花告诉她,是早上她舅舅把她捡起来的,说她昨晚睡在地上。 „You, if fell ill, I hang you in the balcony and clothes expose to the sun together.” The horse orchid puts the aggressive statement. “你要是生病了,我把你挂在阳台上和衣服一起晒。”马兰花放狠话。 „Snort!” little white proud tender said, „I look for Boss stretch/open, returns to each family, does not rest with you.” “哼！”小白傲娇地说,“我去找张老板啦,回家家啦,不和你们睡啦。” Two have not had a good sleep late, the kinship cannot block little white the heart that wants to leave, she decides, pledged with the pomegranate pomegranate, she returns certainly to the small red horse to rest to consider tonight, otherwise she turns. 已经两晚没有睡好,亲情也挡不住小白想要离开的心,她打定主意,用榴榴发誓,她今晚一定回小红马睡告告,不然她就变成溜溜。 „Yo yo yo ~ ~ ~” horse orchid sees her proud tender small appearance, studies the tone saying that „also returns to each family, isn't here your family/home? Melon baby!” “呦呦呦~~~”马兰花见她傲娇的小模样,学语气说道,“还回家家呢,这里不是你的家吗？瓜娃子！” „Snort!” little white can only by snort/hum express discontentedly, knows that this topic quarrelled the aunt, therefore found an excuse, said that must shout the happy baby got out of bed, was smooth. “哼！”小白只能以哼来表达不满,知道这个话题吵不过舅妈,于是找了个借口,说要去喊喜娃娃起床,溜了。 The horse orchid sees that to looking at Bai Jianping of news said in the morning: „Your family baby cannot detain.” 马兰花见状,对看早间新闻的白建平说:“你家娃娃留不住咯。” Xier has gotten out of bed, has been cleaning up at home, little white cannot revenge, then invited her to be a guest to the family/home. 喜儿已经起床了,正在家里打扫卫生,小白没能报仇,便邀请她到家里做客。 Xier does not dare to go, said that she must clean up. 喜儿不敢去了,说她要打扫卫生呢。 Until finished eating the breakfast, she cannot bear ask little white to play, the first few words that spoke are: The aunt, I finished eating the breakfast, hiahia ~ 直到吃完了早餐,她才忍不住来找小白玩,说的第一句话是:舅妈,我吃完了早餐呢,hiahia~ The horse orchid said with a smile: „That eats an apple.” 马兰花笑道:“那吃个苹果。” Gave Xier a scarlet apple, had her small to be brazen quickly. 给了喜儿一个大红苹果,都快有她的小脸大了。 Xier hiahia smiled, thank the aunt, picked up little white beautiful woman baby to the sofa on, fed her apple to eat, silly. 喜儿hiahia笑,感谢了舅妈,到沙发上抱走了小白的小美人娃娃,喂她苹果吃,傻乎乎的。 The horse orchid shouted that slightly goes in vain changes the clothes, said that today must put on attractively, gave back to her watermelon leader to grip the vulnerable point. 马兰花喊小白去换衣服,说今天要穿好看点,还给她的西瓜头头扎了小辫子。 little white strongly opposed, thinks the vulnerable point her watermelon leader is unattractive. 小白极力反对,认为小辫子没有她的西瓜头头好看。 Xier as the third party, the approval nod, said the bird to be solid, is the watermelon leader is attractive. 喜儿作为第三方,认同地点头,说雀实,还是西瓜头头好看。 The horse orchid respects their opinions, but does not plan to listen, gave little Baiza strongly the vulnerable point. 马兰花尊重她们的意见,但不打算听,强硬地给小白扎了小辫子。 Little Belarus Station takes a look at itself before the mirror, felt oneself gruff, asked Xier likely . 小白站在镜子前打量自己,觉得自己像个憨憨儿,问喜儿,是不是。 Xier nods, said heartfeltly, the bird is solid. 喜儿点头,由衷地说,雀实。 little white: „......” 小白:“……” Tidied up little white, the horse orchid closed/pass the television, urged that Bai Jianping also tidied up himself, shaved the beard, left likely a criminal undergoing reform-through-labor. 收拾了小白,马兰花把电视关了,催促白建平也去收拾一下自己,把胡子刮了,别像个劳改犯。 „My image?” Bai Jianping asked. “我像吗？”白建平反问道。 Two children also nod, said the bird real image. 两个小朋友同时点头,说雀实像。 Bai Jianping: „......” 白建平:“……” He is unwilling, urged that the horse orchid tidies up oneself, leaves likely the countryside aunt. 他不甘心,也催促马兰花把自己收拾收拾,别像个乡下大妈。 Does not need horse Lanhua to ask back, she looks to two children, two children also nod, said the bird real image. 不需要马兰花反问,她看向两个小朋友,两个小朋友同时点头,说雀实像。 The commentary area initiated the end of the month to move, for journey Chengsheng the star, hit to enjoy a coin, had to return, we operated the team to prepare 60,000 coins to return. 评论区发起了月底活动,为程程升星,打赏点币的,有返点,我们运营团队准备了6万点币返点。 Meanwhile, at the end of the month during monthly ticket double, asked the monthly ticket. 同时,月底月票双倍期间了,求月票。