Chapter 1133 is who urinates 第1133章到底是谁尿的 „You wet the bed.” “你尿床了。” „I do not have.” “我没有。” „You wet the bed! Added does not have! Wet a big piece.” “你尿床啦！还说没有！湿了一大片。” „I do not have.” “我没有。” „Who don't you have that are urinate?” “你没有那是谁尿的？” „Father urine.” “爸爸尿的。” „Father urine???” “爸爸尿的？？？” „Father urine.” “爸爸尿的。” „Father urine???!!!!! Did you determine?” “爸爸尿的？？？！！！！！你确定？” „Un, I determined.” “嗯,我确定。” „old Shen, the pomegranate pomegranate said that is you urinates, what did you have to say?” “老沈,榴榴说是你尿的,你有什么想说的？” Shen Limin is speechless. 沈利民无语。 He looks to the pomegranate pomegranate, the pomegranate pomegranate visits him with the innocent look, but also nods toward him, as if told him should not be afraid, brave acknowledgment. 他看向榴榴,榴榴用无辜的眼神看着他,还朝他点了点头,似乎告诉他不要害怕,勇敢承认吧。 Shen Limin was more speechless. 沈利民更加无语了。 How this possibly is he wets the bed! 这怎么可能是他尿床的！ He is a victim. 他是受害者啊。 Last night he accompanied the pomegranate pomegranate to sleep, finally the pomegranate pomegranate wet the bed, but also his pants getting wet! 昨晚他陪榴榴睡觉,结果榴榴尿床,还把他的裤子给弄湿了！ He complains without enough time, is thrown filthy water unexpectedly! 他控诉都来不及,竟然被泼脏水！ Moreover this sewage he cannot withstand in any event, if this passes on, how he later also sees the person! 而且这脏水他无论如何不能承受,这要是传出去,他以后还怎么见人！ „Pomegranate pomegranate, is the bed that you urinate, you had little bear drink last night! I said do not drink do not drink, you did not listen, before sleeping, to drink two bottles, the result was good, wet the bed.” “榴榴,是你尿的床,你昨晚喝多了小熊饮料！我就说了你不要喝了不要喝了,你就是不听,睡觉前还喝了两瓶,结果好了,尿床了吧。” „Is the bed that you urinate!” The pomegranate pomegranate referred to him, stated categorically that is the bed that Shen Limin urinates! Shen father not only wet the bed, but also her trousers trousers getting wet.. “是你尿的床！”榴榴指了指他,一口咬定就是沈利民尿的床！沈爸爸不仅尿床了,而且还把她的裤裤给弄湿了。。 „You of its duck cannot play the duck!” The pomegranate pomegranate said that eyeball chaotic revolutions. “它鸭的你玩不起鸭！”榴榴说道,眼珠子乱转。 She already the ignorant circle that from just started and some ashamed responds, her not agrees of ancient spirit demon acknowledged oneself wet the bed, otherwise this was not and a happy baby type! 她已经从刚开始的懵圈和些许羞愧中反应过来,古灵精怪的她不肯承认自己尿床了,否则这不是和喜娃娃一个样了吗！ The happy baby wets the bed each time, she ridiculed a lot, moreover ridicules most ruthless that. 喜娃娃每次尿床,她没少嘲笑,而且是嘲笑最狠的那个。 The pomegranate pomegranate stated categorically that Shen Limin wet the bed, no matter how mother vermilion interrogated her, she categorically denied, said that she was not such baby. 榴榴一口咬定沈利民尿床了,不管朱妈妈怎么质问她,她都矢口否认,说她不是那样的宝宝。 The bed, definitely is Shen father urine! 床,肯定是沈爸爸尿的！ Shen Liuliu will not acknowledge in any case, moreover she more said that more believes oneself has not wet the bed, what wetting the bed is Shen father. 反正沈榴榴小朋友是不会承认的,而且她越说越相信自己没有尿床,尿床的是沈爸爸。 vermilion Xiaojing had not been convinced by her, oneself was first convinced by oneself actually. 朱小静没有被她说服,自己倒是先被自己说服了。 oneself that even she said believed that the lie repeats 100, became. 她说的连自己都相信了,谎言重复一百遍,就成了真的。 At least the pomegranate pomegranate has believed that what wetting the bed is Shen father, she but who also harms wet trousers trousers. 起码榴榴已经相信了,尿床的是沈爸爸,还害的她湿了裤裤。 As for matter that she wets the bed, she has forgotten was clean. 至于她尿床的事,她已经忘的一干二净了。 Shen Limin has bad luck, is speechless and innocent. 沈利民倒了大霉,无语又无辜。 vermilion Xiaojing also has no alternative, does not have the means with the pomegranate pomegranate. 朱小静也是无可奈何,拿榴榴没有办法。 After delivering the pomegranate the pomegranate went to the school, she and Shen Limin goes to work. Place that two people go to work in same route, therefore goes the same way generally, vermilion Xiaojing first arrives at the television station, Shen Limin crossed for about ten minutes also to arrive at the company again. 当送榴榴去了学校后,她和沈利民去上班。两人上班的地点在同一条路线上,所以一般同路,朱小静先到电视台,沈利民再过十分钟左右也到了公司。 What two people sit is the subway, in the morning the person are quite many, but has not arrived at specially crowded that. 两人坐的是地铁,早上人比较多,但没到特别拥挤的那种。 They board had not found the seat, stands, Shen Limin is hugging vermilion Xiaojing waist single-handedly, making her come to a stop. 她们上车的时候没有找到座位,站在一起,沈利民一手搂着朱小静的腰,让她站稳一点。 After crossing stood, there is a vacancy, two people by sitting down. 过了一站后,有了空位,两人挨着坐下。 Shen Limin sees vermilion little time of quiet often to look at his one eyes, but also did not speak, asked: „What's wrong? Some matters said.” 沈利民见朱小静时不时看他一眼,但又不说话,不禁问道:“怎么了？有事就说吧。” vermilion Xiaojing shook the head to say is all right. 朱小静摇摇头说没事。 „Being all right must blame, has been looking at me, having anything cannot say.” “没事才怪,一直在瞄我,有什么是不能说的。” „...... Did that I really ask?” “……那我就真问了？” „Asked.” “问吧。” „Do not be angry, I ask casually.” “别生气,我就随便问问。” „......, or do not ask.” Shen Limin is been at heart steadfast, he who vermilion Xiaojing said guessed correctly indistinctly vermilion Xiaojing wants to ask anything. “……要不还是别问了。”沈利民被朱小静说的心里不踏实,他隐约猜到朱小静想问什么。 „What pomegranate pomegranate is real??” After asking, vermilion Xiaojing saw Shen Limin complexion to be red, added hastily, „don't being angry husband, I cracked a joke!” “榴榴难道说的是真的？？”问完后,朱小静见沈利民脸色通红,连忙补充道,“别生气老公,我开玩笑的啊！” Shen Limin complexion was red, is awkward, could not help say loudly: „I have not wet the bed!” 沈利民脸色通红,尴尬极了,情不自禁大声说道:“我没有尿床！” vermilion Xiaojing hears word, covers the face of oneself suddenly, buries in the palm, does not dare to look at him. 朱小静闻言,忽然捂住自己的脸,埋在手心里,不敢看他。 Shen Limin gawked staring, awakens, notices person to visit him neatly, the look ponders! 沈利民愣了愣,也醒悟过来,注意到身边的人齐刷刷地看着他,眼神玩味！ His voice was too loud, the people in compartment heard, neat looked. 他刚才的声音太大了,车厢里的人都听到了,齐刷刷的看了过来。 This makes Shen Limin ashamed, just the subway arrives, he draws vermilion Xiaojing to get out hastily, no face treated in the compartment. 这让沈利民羞愧难当,刚好地铁到站,他连忙拉着朱小静下车,没脸在车厢里待了。 He just went out of the compartment, as if hears hears laughters behind! 他刚走出车厢,仿佛听到身后传来一片哄笑声！ …… …… The morning sunlight is really warm, infiltrates from the windowpane, warm. 早晨的阳光真温暖啊,从窗玻璃上渗透进来,暖洋洋的。 A young basin friend stands in the corner, clever incomparable, the eyeball roves with the present person. 一个小盆友站在角落里,乖巧无比,眼珠子随着眼前的人转来转去。 „Did you have two bottles of little bear drink last night?” “你昨晚是不是喝了两瓶小熊饮料？” Tan Jiner is tidying up the bed, simultaneously inquired Xier in corner. 谭锦儿在收拾床铺,同时询问角落里的喜儿。 Xier shakes the head, hiahia two, „Xier drank one bottle.” 喜儿摇头,hiahia两声,“喜儿就喝了一瓶。” Tan Jiner: „But I listened slightly to speak in vain you to lead two bottles last night.” 谭锦儿:“但是我听小白说你昨晚领了两瓶。” Xier dá dá dá rushes to the bedside, the small hand touched under the pillow, with: „Hiahia, the elder sister you looked, I hid one bottle, drinks to you.” 喜儿哒哒哒跑到床边,小手在枕头底下摸了摸,拿出来:“hiahia,姐姐你看,我藏了一瓶呢,给你喝。” „I do not drink, your oneself...... considers as finished, I receive to you, do not wet the bed.” “我不喝,你自己……算了,我给你收起来,别又尿床了。” „Elder Sister hiahiahia ~ ~ sorry ~ Xier is not intentionally.” “hiahiahia~~姐姐对不起吖~喜儿不是故意的。” „I know that you are not intentionally.” “我知道你不是故意的。” „Hiahia, Xier not proud.” “hiahia,喜儿也没有骄傲吖。” „Do you also want to be proud? Wet the bed proud also?” “你还想怎么骄傲呀？尿床了还值得骄傲？” „Hiahia ~ that Xier not proud.” “hiahia~那喜儿就不骄傲叭。” „You only drank one bottle of little bear, will that wet the bed? Last night played was too insane? Certainly is, heard you smile cannot stop, smiles the abdomen to hurt, is right?” “你只喝了一瓶小熊,那怎么会尿床呢？是不是昨晚玩的太疯了？一定是,听说你笑的停不下来,笑到小肚子疼,对不对？” „Elder sister I sang to you listens, did you listen to Xier to speak the song of story?” “姐姐我唱歌给你听叭,你听过喜儿讲故事的歌吗？” „No.” “没有。” „I sang to you listen.” “我唱给你听叭。” Xier thought for quite a while, cannot remember how last night «Song of that Small Mental illness» to sing, only remembers that the final crazy laughter, this does not need to study, does not need to record, she opened mouth can come. 喜儿想了半天,想不起昨晚那首《小神经病之歌》是怎么唱的了,只记得最后的疯狂笑声,这一段不需要学,不需要记,她张嘴就能来。 „Hiahiahia ~ ~ ~” “hiahiahia~~~” Tan Jiner breaks her hastily, „you wet the bed also smiled was so happy!” 谭锦儿连忙打断她,“你尿床了还笑的这么开心！” „Xier not proud.” “喜儿没有骄傲吖。” „Right that slightly spoke in vain.” “小白说的对。” Tan Jiner holds the quilt to walk out, today the sunlight is beautiful, the quilt happen to exposes to the sun, the bed sheet and bedding bag she took off, prepares in the corridor to wash. 谭锦儿抱起被子往外走,今天阳光明媚,被子正好晒一晒,床单和被套她都脱下来了,准备到到走廊里洗一洗。 Xier follows to ask in her blindly behind: „What slightly to speak in vain?” 喜儿亦步亦趋地跟在她身后问:“小白说什么了？” „Slightly spoke in vain you are gruff, in the treasure the treasure qi.” “小白说你是个憨憨儿,宝里宝气。” „Xier, Xier may be intelligent.” Xier said earnestly, „elder sister, Xier wet the bed Xier to wash, white uncle- did you also wet the bed?” “喜儿,喜儿可聪明啦。”喜儿认真地说,“姐姐,喜儿尿床了喜儿洗被被叭,白舅舅-你也尿床了吗？” In the corridor, Bai Jianping is also air-drying the quilt, was just seen by Xier, because oneself wet the bed air-dried the quilt, pushed the person on by oneself, thinks that white the uncle also wet the bed was air-drying the quilt, immediately found in the person of same belief the person, jumped excitedly to stumble in the past, inquired that white the uncle wet the bed. 走廊里,白建平也在晒被子,刚好被喜儿看到,因为自己尿床了而晒被子,就以己推人,认为白舅舅也尿床了在晒被子,顿时找到了同道中人,兴奋地蹦跶过去,询问白舅舅是不是尿床了。 Bai Jianping: „...... I air-dry the quilt, did you wet the bed?” 白建平:“……我就晒晒被子而已,你又尿床了？” „Hiahia ~ ~” Xier referred to the elder sister of corridor that head, oneself did not give the oneself face, nodded simply un un. “hiahia~~”喜儿指了指走廊那头的姐姐,自己丝毫不给自己面子,干脆地点头嗯嗯。 …… …… One in the evening, two children wet the bed, not only has the wetting the bed specialized household Tan Xier young basin friend, and some Shen Liuliu. 一晚上,两位小朋友尿床了,这其中既有尿床专业户谭喜儿小盆友,又有沈榴榴小朋友。 Is good has not wet the bed because of other children, otherwise Zhang Tan must suspect, this choir can also manage, is poisonous. 好在没有其他小朋友尿床,不然张叹要怀疑,这合唱团还能不能办下去,是不是有毒。 When Zhang Tan receives Xier's call in the morning, announced that she wets the bed, he thinks immediately last night played was too insane, little bear drink drank were too many, worried is still hating to get out of bed little white who slept, won't wet the bed? 当张叹早上接到喜儿的电话,宣布她尿床的事后,他立即就想到昨晚玩的太疯,小熊饮料喝的太多,不禁担忧还在赖床睡觉的小白,不会也尿床了吧？ He made the breakfast, in the past knocked on a door, inside resounded a hot tempered small voiceless sound. 他做好了早餐,过去敲门,里面响起一个暴躁的小清音。 „don't quarrelled I to rest to consider!” “莫吵我睡告告！” „Eats meal.” “吃饭啦。” „...... *() thunder Fanzhen but actually” “……*()雷翻震倒” This Zhang Tan has not listened is too clear. 这一句张叹没听太清。 „I come.” “我进来啦。” He pushes the door to go, in the room is dimmly-lighted, the window curtains draws tight truly, blocked the warm sunlight. 他推门进去,房间里光线昏暗,窗帘拉的紧紧实实,挡住了热烈的阳光。 little white lifts the small head from the pillow, took a look at his one eyes, confirmed that he came, whiz, hid in the small head the bedding. 小白从枕头上抬起小脑袋,瞅了他一眼,确认他进来了,嗖的一下,把小脑袋藏进了被窝里。 Zhang Tan arrives at the bedside, crash-bang, opens the window curtains, bright sunlight immediately such as water generally overflowing full room, the mood is good immediately. 张叹走到床边,哗啦一声,把窗帘拉开,灿烂的阳光顿时如水一般溢满房间,心情顿时舒畅。 „little white got out of bed, you must go to school today.” “小白起床了,你今天要上学。” little white hit one to roll in the bedding, sat grudgingly, the watermelon leader was chaotic, on the small cheek was stranded intent completely, had a long yawn, the whole person was the ignorant circle. 小白在被窝里打了一个滚,不情愿地坐了起来,西瓜头头乱糟糟的,小脸蛋上满是困意,打了一个长长的哈欠,整个人都是懵圈的。 Zhang Tan works hard, coaxes her gets out of bed, washes the face to clean the teeth. 张叹费了一番功夫,才把她哄下床,去洗脸刷牙。 He lags behind, did not feel relieved that lifted the quilt to look, confirmed that little white has not wet the bed. 他落在后面,不放心地掀开被子看了看,确认小白没有尿床。 Has the breakfast time, little white listened to Zhang Tan saying that Xier wet the bed last night, smiled grinning with ear to ear. 吃早餐的时候,小白听张叹说喜儿昨晚尿床了,笑的合不拢嘴。 „Agey, I did not know that lang suo, haha, I give the happy baby to telephone.” “阿热,我都不晓得啷个嗦,哈哈,我给喜娃娃打电话。” „...... Isn't this good?” “……这不好吧？”