SAHDA :: Volume #11

#1030: The father does not want your filthy money


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Is a big bird!” Xier sees to stop the parrot on cross rod in the midair, excited incomparable, „does it name?” “是一只大鸟!”喜儿看到停在半空中横杆上的鹦鹉,兴奋无比,“它叫什么名字?” little white told her: That is the parrot, it will speak.” 小白告诉她:“那是鹦鹉,它会说话。” Xier, raised the small head to say to the arrogant parrot surprisedly: „Will parrot parrot, you speak? You said that I listen.” 喜儿惊奇不已,昂着小脑袋对趾高气扬的鹦鹉说:“鹦鹉鹦鹉,你会说话吗?你说一句我听听。” That is only big parrot to see some people to speak with it, lowered the head to take a look at this human tiny tot, the sentiment of disdaining can be seen in speech and appearance, takes back the vision, raised the head to throw out the chest, turns upwards the color bright tail, the school said: Quack, is a child.” 那只大鹦鹉见有人跟它说话,低头打量了一眼这个人类小不点,不屑之情溢于言表,收回目光,抬头挺胸,翘起色彩鲜艳的尾巴,学舌道:“嘎嘎,是一个小孩子。” ~ ~ ~ ~ “哇~~~~” Under Xier is pleasantly surprised exceptionally, exciting jumping. She is the bird that sees to speak for the first time, she sees only, the world that has been able to speak was really mysterious, surpassed her head. 底下的喜儿惊喜异常,兴奋的蹦蹦跳跳。她是第一次见到会说话的鸟,她只见过会说话的溜溜,世界真神奇,超出了她的脑瓜子。 little white also collected, raises the head is sizing up the parrot, the performance self-poise, just like an experienced little elder sister, however eyeground how surprised and jumps for joy unable to keep. She for in likely a little elder sister who in front of Xier displays. 小白也凑了过来,昂着脑袋打量鹦鹉,表现的“镇定自若”,俨然是个见多识广的小姐姐,但是眼底的惊奇和雀跃怎么都藏不住。她只是为了在喜儿面前表现的像个小姐姐。 She spoke with the parrot, although the parrot looked cold and indifferent, but will return to one occasionally, appears the aloof is not but aloof beside. 她跟鹦鹉说话,鹦鹉虽然爱理不理的,但是偶尔会回一句,显得高冷但又不会拒人千里之外。 Obviously, the parrot of this artificial rearing was about to become a ghost, to instigating the interest of audience was very adept, definitely was the specialized training. 很显然,这只人工饲养的鹦鹉快成精了,对挑拨观众的兴趣十分拿手,肯定是专门训练过。 It is keeping aloof of performance, people more hound, because it was too special, even the aloof, still still received the enthusiasms of two children to hound again, did not care at all its desolate attitude. 它越是表现的高高在上,人们就越是追捧,因为它实在太特别了,即便再高冷,也依然受到了两个小孩子的热情追捧,毫不在意它那冷淡的态度。 „Does parrot parrot, what you eat today?” little white asked warmly. “鹦鹉鹦鹉,你今天吃了啥子?”小白热情地问道。 The parrot said: I ate one package of insects.” 鹦鹉说:“我吃了一包虫子。” Xier with slightly spoke in vain with amazement, the parrot said that it ate one package of insects, probably little white could not understand bird song. 喜儿惊讶地跟小白说,鹦鹉说它吃了一包虫子,好像小白听不懂鸟语似的。 Xier urges the parrot do not eat the insect at once, will fall ill, the insect will have the baby in its belly. 喜儿旋即叮嘱鹦鹉不要吃虫子,会生病的,虫子会在它肚子里生宝宝。 The parrot does not respond her, little white told Xier, the bird eats the insect, will eat the insect not to live the insect. 鹦鹉不搭理她,小白就跟喜儿说,小鸟就是吃虫子的,吃了虫子也不会生虫子。 Meeting ~ little white.” Xier is gruff, firmly believed that will eat the insect to live the insect, died. “会的~小白。”喜儿憨憨的,坚持认为吃了虫子就会生虫子,死翘翘。 Cannot!” little white persists in saying. “不会!”小白坚持道。 Meeting, ate you dead.” “会的,吃了你就会死翘翘。” Meets your hammer ~ “会你个锤子~” Clam?” “蛤?” Meets your hammer!!” “会你个锤子!!” An odd sound resounds, little white and Xier simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform looked at the past, what digression was the parrot. 一个怪里怪气的声音响起,小白和喜儿齐齐看过去,插话的是鹦鹉。 It spoke in study you, little white.” Xier surprised say/way. “它在学你说话呢,小白。”喜儿惊讶道。 Its lang can study me to instigate the words?” little white surprisedly, her Sichuan dialect but until now only then Xier learned two, toot toot that student spoke the young basin friends who worked not to learn everywhere, cannot learn the essence , the first meeting parrot on the learned , the resembles that said. “它啷个会学我唆话咧?”小白惊奇不已,她的四川话到现在为止可是只有喜儿学会了两句,就连嘟嘟那个到处学人说话做事的小盆友都还没学会,学不到精髓,没想到,一只第一次见面的鹦鹉就学会了,说的还蛮像。 „Do your lang study I instigate the words?” Parrot redundant say/way. “你啷个学我唆话咧?”鹦鹉重复道。 Ha ~ ~ ~ “哈哈哈哈哈~~~” Hiahiahia ~ ~ “hiahiahia~~” Two children are greatly happy. 两个小朋友大乐。 Suddenly, the parrot occupies a commanding position saying: You smile a hammer!” 忽然,鹦鹉居高临下说道:“你们笑个锤子!” little white + Xier: „......” 小白+喜儿:“……” little white, points at the parrot to ask stretch/open Tan surprisedly: It, it, it can study me to instigate the words, is a lang matter ~ 小白惊奇不已,指着鹦鹉问张叹:“它,它,它会学我唆话呢,勒是啷个回事嘛~” stretch/open Tan is also very strange, asks the parrot: How will you speak the Sichuan dialect?” 张叹也很奇怪,问鹦鹉:“你怎么会说四川话的?” You knew that a hammer ~ parrot shows the whites of the eyes to him, transfers the bird head, expressed that does not want to look at him, is too ugly. “你晓得个锤子~”鹦鹉给他翻了个白眼,调转鸟头,表示不想看他,太丑。 stretch/open Tan: „......” 张叹:“……” What stares at me to look at??” The parrot under punches. “盯着我看啥子??”鹦鹉欠揍似的。 stretch/open Tan threatens saying: Bird, you spoke the morning that like this can die, the tone do not flush.” 张叹威胁道:“鸟,你这样说话会死的早,口气别太冲了哈。” The parrot transfers the bird head, looks to him, disdains saying: I am quite afraid, bite my sai.” 鹦鹉调转鸟头,看向他,不屑道:“我好害怕哟,来咬我噻。” stretch/open Tan: „!” 张叹:“!” He could not bear spit a country to scold. 他忍不住吐了一口国骂。 He curses at people! He curses at people!!!” “他骂人!他骂人!!!” The parrot yelled, all captured the attention of surrounding person, stretch/open Tan was a little awkward, said: I have not cursed at people! I have not cursed at people!” 鹦鹉大叫,把周围人的目光全吸引了过来,张叹有点尴尬,说:“我没骂人!我没骂人!” You curse at people! You curse at people!!!” The parrot continues to yell. “你骂人!你骂人!!!”鹦鹉继续大叫。 stretch/open Tan said that he has not cursed at people, Xier interposed suddenly, said that he truly cursed at people. 张叹说他没骂人,喜儿忽然插话,说他确实骂人了。 stretch/open Tan lowers the head to take a look at this tiny tot, the critical moment carries the thorn unexpectedly!!! Did not say that the frank talk is so uncomfortable? Do some big horses ride it is not fragrant to you? Having little bear drink drinks it is not sweet to you?? 张叹低头打量这个小不点,关键时刻竟然背刺!!!不说大实话就这么难受吗?有大马给你骑它不香吗?有小熊饮料给你喝它不甜吗?? stretch/open Tan: I have not really cursed at people, what I scolded was the bird, was the bird, knew?” 张叹:“我真的没骂人,我骂的是鸟,是鸟,知道吗?” Xier thinks, nods, said knows, the adoptive father has not truly cursed at people, what the adoptive father scolded was the bird, but, scolding the bird was not right. 喜儿想了想,点点头,说知道,干爹确实没骂人,干爹骂的是鸟,但是,骂鸟也不对吖。 Opens sighs speechless, where is this tiny tot? He for them over. 张叹无语,这小不点到底是哪边的?他可是在为她们出头啊。 Taught the bird master to come, making stretch/open Tan should not be angry, said that this bird was very stubbornly disobedient, therefore grasped to perform, good the free soaring in the jungle was in love. 训鸟师过来了,让张叹不要生气,说这只鸟十分顽劣,所以才抓来做表演,性情好的都在丛林里自由飞翔谈恋爱呢。 Opens sighs such a hear, was happy immediately much, the sympathetic parrot said: You really miserable ~.” 张叹这么一听,心情顿时好了不少,同情鹦鹉道:“你真惨~真的。” The parrot rolls the eyes, miserable hammer, you bite my sai, you have the skill to nip my sai.” 鹦鹉翻白眼,“惨个锤子,你来咬我噻,你有本事来咬我噻。” Taught the bird master to pat a bird head, making it shut up, explained to stretch/open Tan, said these birds were Sichuan Zoo transport/fortune, since childhood grew up in that side, the voice has not corrected, needed some date and time. 训鸟师拍了一下鸟头,让它闭嘴,又向张叹解释,说这几只鸟都是四川动物园运过来的,从小在那边长大,口音还没纠正过来,需要些时日。 little white hears word, volunteers to say happily: Ha, I am also the Sichuan baby.” 小白闻言,开心地自告奋勇道:“哈,我也是四川娃娃。” Teaching the bird master praised her to be really lovable. 训鸟师夸她真可爱。 Xier sees that also hiahiahia said oneself are also the Sichuan baby. 喜儿见状,也hiahiahia笑着说自己也是四川娃娃。 Asked to praise the boasts. 求夸夸。 little white sees through her: You are not.” 小白拆穿她:“你不是。” Xier persists in saying: I am!” 喜儿坚持道:“我是!” You are not!” “你不是!” I am 8 years old, I also not?” “我都八岁啦,我还不是吖?” Two small gruff quarrelled, little white said that is unable to communicate with the happy baby, in happy baby treasure treasure qi. 两个小憨憨儿吵起来,小白表示无法和喜娃娃沟通,喜娃娃宝里宝气的。 little white knocked Xier's small head saying: Your brain extravagant lang thinks!” 小白敲了敲喜儿的小脑瓜子说:“你的脑阔阔啷个想的嘛!” The parrot fluttered to fly away, fell on teaching the shoulder of bird. 鹦鹉振翅飞走了,落在训鸟师的肩膀上。 stretch/open Tan pulls little white and Xier, found the position near the top to sit down, he and Tan Jiner is placed the two sides, the middle sits two children. 张叹把小白和喜儿牵走,找到靠前的位置坐下,他和谭锦儿分列两边,中间坐两个小朋友。 In the stage, tames the bird master to put out six high bars to be placed on the stage abreast in row, then wants the parrot to make 360 degrees revolving gymnastics. 舞台上,驯鸟师拿出六个单杠并排摆在台上,然后要鹦鹉做360度旋转体操。 The parrot said: I do not do, I do not do.” 鹦鹉说道:“我不做,我才不做。” The scene is a little theater, seat probably 200, at this moment sat less than half sparse, the time is too early, in addition is the working day, the audience are not many, overwhelming majority are the guardian leads the child to come. 现场是个小剧场,座位大概200个,此刻稀稀拉拉的坐了不到一半,时间太早,加上是工作日,观众不多,其中绝大部分是家长带着小孩子来的。 At this moment hears the parrot to speak, the children call out in alarm in abundance make noise, the appearance that has not seen the world, including opening sighed white Chun to spend the young basin friend and Tan Xier young basin friend, although a moment ago and parrot quarrels, but still to the parrot can the speech surprisedly. 此刻听到鹦鹉说话,现场的小朋友们纷纷惊呼出声,没见过世面的样子,包括张叹身边的白椿花小盆友和谭喜儿小盆友,虽然刚才和鹦鹉吵了一架,但是依然对鹦鹉能说话惊奇不已。 The parrot is not willing to turn circle to make the gymnastics, exhibits a aloof the small female celestial stance, how whatever teaches the bird master to advise uselessly, it is motionless, is to stand firm the non- wave. 鹦鹉不肯转圈做体操,摆出一副高冷的小仙女姿态,任凭训鸟师怎么劝告都没用,它就是不动,就是要稳住不浪。 At this time, tamed the bird master to put out a grain of corn to shake shaking in front of the parrot, then drew a circle before the high bar. 这时,驯鸟师拿出一粒玉米在鹦鹉面前晃了晃,然后再在单杠前画了一个圆圈。 The eye of parrot governed, the eyeball closely follows to teach the corn kernel in bird master hand. 鹦鹉的眼睛都治了,眼珠子紧紧跟着训鸟师手中的玉米粒。 When teaches the bird master after the high bar drew a circle, the parrot immediately acts proficiently with the mouth to contain the high bar, the body forward tumbles to make 360 degrees revolving. 当训鸟师在单杠前画了一个圆圈后,鹦鹉立即动作熟练地用嘴含住单杠,身体向前翻滚做了一个360度旋转。 The scene breaks out the warm applause. 现场响起热烈的掌声。 Tamed the bird master to enjoy a parrot grain of corn, the parrot was happy. 驯鸟师赏了鹦鹉一粒玉米,鹦鹉非常高兴。 Later, the one breath made six 360 degrees revolving on six high bars. 之后,一口气在六个单杠上做了六个360度旋转。 little white and Xier who under sit look with great interest, concentrates on. 底下坐着的小白和喜儿看的津津有味,全神贯注。 little white patted the eye straight quickly Xier, asked that she can make revolving like the parrot. 小白拍了拍眼睛快直了的喜儿,问她会不会像鹦鹉那样做旋转。 Xier hiahia smiles, said her meeting. 喜儿hiahia笑,说她会。 little white puts out one to boil the peanut from the pocket, puts in her palm, said that kindly gives her to eat. 小白从兜里拿出一颗煮花生,放她手心里,说是赏给她吃的。 Xier gawked staring, at once hiahia smiles, bares the peanut shell very happily, pulls out the shelled peanut, asked that slightly eats without paying does not eat, little white does not eat, her oneself ate, but also sighed one unrestrainedly, this was also too delicious, hiahia. 喜儿愣了愣,旋即hiahia笑,美滋滋地剥开花生壳,掏出花生米,问小白吃不吃,小白不吃,她就自己吃了,还情不自禁地感叹一声,这也太好吃了叭,hiahia。 In the stage, teaches the bird master to tell the audience: If which has the affection, will grasp with one Yuan paper money the parrot coming pecking in the hand will walk.” 舞台上,训鸟师告诉观众:“如果哪个有爱心,拿一元纸币握在手中鹦鹉就会过来啄走。” The curious audience spends one yuan to lift immediately , the parrot flies to stand on the arm of audience, slowly after the mouth holds money flies back to the docile bird master hand. 好奇的观众马上拿出一元钱举起来,果然,鹦鹉飞过来站在观众的手臂上,用嘴衔起钱后慢慢地飞回驯鸟师手上。 Old man, Old man, gives me a dollar!” “老汉,老汉,给我一块钱!” little white hurriedly to opening sighed wanted a dollar, was the coin, held up high, had not just stayed the parrot that a money paper money held, immediately flew, fell on little white arm, held that coin. 小白急匆匆地向张叹要了一块钱,是硬币,高高举起,刚把一块钱纸币衔回去的鹦鹉没有停留,立即飞回来,落在小白的手臂上,把那枚硬币衔走了。 Yeah! little white, the parrot likes you!” Xier said pleasantly surprised. “哎!小白,鹦鹉喜欢你呢!”喜儿惊喜地说道。 little white also thought that the parrot likes her, acts with constraint the dai Chinese zither say/way: Hou humph humph, this is my strong point sai.” 小白也觉得鹦鹉喜欢她,矜持地嘚瑟道:“嚯嚯嚯,这是我的强项噻。” Suddenly, the parrot flew, fell on chairback before stretch/open Tan the body. 忽然,鹦鹉又飞回来了,落在张叹身前的椅背上。 Bah ~ it spits that money coin, gives back to you! The father does not want your two filthy money!” “呸~”它把那一块钱硬币吐出来,“还给你!老子才不要你的两个臭钱!”
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