SAHDA :: Volume #11

#1031: Fainted happily


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stretch/open Tan looks at the money coin of whereabouts near own foot, exploded with rage! 张叹看着落在自己脚边的一块钱硬币,气炸了! Does a bird, actually despise him face to face??? 一只鸟,竟然当面鄙视他??? He really wants to make this bird know that immediately the society the danger, he had confidence puts out a hand to be able first to hold it, before it flutters to escape. 他真想立即让这只鸟知道人世间的险恶,他有把握伸手能够第一时间将它抓住,在它振翅逃跑前。 However, he warns at once oneself do not need to be angry, this is a bird, sets at the air/Qi to be insufficient with a bird, appears itself not to have the level. 但是,他旋即告诫自己没必要生气,这是一只鸟,和一只鸟置气不至于,显得自己没水平。 He wanted a paper goods to Tan Jiner with a laugh, picks up the coin with the paper goods, little white wants to take away, stretch/open Tan said: Do not take, this bird held in the mouth with the mouth, was very dirty, has the bacteria, I gave you a clean coin.” 他笑呵呵地向谭锦儿要了一张纸巾,用纸巾捡起硬币,小白想要拿走,张叹说:“别拿,这只鸟用嘴叼了的,很脏,有细菌,我给你一块干净的硬币。” Tan Jiner smiles, Boss stretch/open is obviously retaliating the parrot intentionally, what a pity the parrot does not understand what is heard, it flew away arrogantly. 谭锦儿莞尔,张老板明显是在故意报复鹦鹉,可惜鹦鹉听不明白,它趾高气扬地飞走了。 The performance is continuing...... a moment ago is this only Sichuan parrot develops alone, is the parrot group that several colors vary develops. 表演在继续……刚才是这只四川鹦鹉的独演,接下来是好几只颜色各异的鹦鹉群演。 Because the fart black parrot does not get on well with others, is stubbornly disobedient, is the typical thorn head, therefore it has no way to participate in the group developing, after oneself perform ended, is taught the bird master to bring to the backstage to disappear, walks quack said that it must eat the insect, must eat the big insect. 因为屁儿黑鹦鹉不合群,性格顽劣,是个典型的刺头,所以它没法参与群演,自己表演结束后,就被训鸟师带到后台不见了,边走边嘎嘎说它要吃虫子,要吃大虫子。 little white and Xier stupidly are still waving toward it, longing appearance. 小白和喜儿还在傻乎乎地朝它挥手,依依不舍的样子。 The after performance of birds hall ended, stretch/open Tancha to the information, gymnasium 10 : 30 has the performance, including the black bear. 鸟类馆的表演结束后,张叹查到信息,综合馆十点半有表演,其中有狗熊。 They plan the time, first strolls the zoo, 10 : 30 punctual in the past. 他们计划好时间,先去逛动物园,十点半准时过去。 Everyone diverges, the nearby in birds hall is the monkey garden, stretch/open Tan and Tan Jiner were discussing that is leads the little friend to enter the monkey garden, watches in the surrounding, at this time suddenly the top of the head transmitted throws throws the sound, stretch/open Tan looks up, sees only a colorful bird to fly, is almost scratching his top of the head, flies also in quack yelled: Father comes ~ the father must run 大家散去,鸟类馆的边上就是猴园,张叹和谭锦儿在商量到底是带小朋友进入猴园,还是在外围观看,这时候忽然头顶传来扑哧扑哧的声音,张叹抬头一看,只见一只色彩斑斓的鸟飞过,几乎擦着他的头顶,边飞还在边嘎嘎大叫:“老子来啦~老子要跑” Opened sighs went bad disgustingly, was that parrot, how did it follow? 张叹恶心坏了,又是那只鹦鹉,它怎么跟着来了? The parrot falls in the fence of monkey garden, sizes up all around, looks up to the blue sky, felt oneself attain the big freedom finally, quack laughs. 鹦鹉落在猴园的围墙上,打量四周,仰望蓝天白云,觉得自己终获大自由,不禁嘎嘎大笑。 Taught the bird master to run, stood said under the fence root: Is quick the baby!” 训鸟师跑了出来,站在围墙根下说:“快下来宝宝!” The parrot quack said with a smile: Father does not get down, the father does not go to work today ~ 鹦鹉嘎嘎笑道:“老子不下来,老子今天不上班~” Teaches the bird master: You stand here to be very dangerous, the monkey will eat you.” 训鸟师:“你站这里很危险,猴子会吃了你的。” Quack ~ “嘎嘎嘎~” The parrot laughs, simply has not placed his words at heart, thinks that frightens it. However, when it then looked downward, frightens quickly grasps the meaning of something, almost plants from the fence. Sees only in the monkey garden dense and numerous stood several rows of monkeys, squats uniform on the ground, raised the head to stare at it! Even, several monkeys mew mew have approached from the both sides quietly, want to climb up the fence, gives it to come. 鹦鹉大笑,根本没把他的话放在心里,以为是吓唬它的。但是,当它回头往下一看时,吓得一激灵,差点从围墙上栽下来。只见猴园里密密麻麻的站了好几排猴子,整齐划一地蹲在地上,抬头盯着它!甚至,有几只猴子已经悄咪咪地从两侧靠近,想要爬上围墙,给它来一下。 It flutters to fly, jumps to another place, is hard to climb, far away from monkey that these harbor evil intentions. 它振翅飞起来,跳到另外一个地方,更加难以攀登,远离这些居心叵测的猴子。 Teaches the bird master to call it to fly, eats the corn kernel, but this parrot is clever, was not swindled, giving its corn kernel eats is also little, cannot eat to the full, it does not deceive several times. 训鸟师叫它飞下来,吃玉米粒去,但是这只鹦鹉猴精猴精的,才不上当,给它玉米粒吃也是一点点,根本吃不饱,它别骗了好几次了。 Suddenly, teaches the bird master to inquire intensely this parrot, before did it hold in the mouth in that bunch of keys of mouth? How not to call. 忽然,训鸟师紧张地询问这只鹦鹉,之前它叼在嘴里的那串钥匙呢?怎么不叫了。 His voice is intense, looked comes out this bunch of keys to be very important, was definitely stolen away by this parrot. 他声音紧张,看的出来这串钥匙很重要,肯定是被这只鹦鹉偷走了。 However now, the parrot mouth does not have the key! 然而现在,鹦鹉嘴里已经没有了钥匙! The parrot quack smiles, said that threw the key, where as for throwing, it does not know, flew to fly to throw. 鹦鹉嘎嘎笑,说把钥匙扔了,至于扔哪里了,它也不知道,飞着飞着就扔了。 Teaches the bird master to be angry, threatened that must sell it, only if it looks for the key. 训鸟师大怒,扬言要卖了它,除非它把钥匙找出来。 The parrot was not threatened, stayed one in the fence of monkey garden, after taking a break, flutters to fly, circles sky over the monkey garden, quack yelled, is looking up to under one crowd, the monkey of drooling with envy cursed. Nearby tourist broadens the outlook, the staff in campus are busy at becoming one group. Some people look for the net bag, wants to live to seize the parrot net, but the parrot vigilance is very high, immediately flies, flies high, does not give the staff opportunity. 鹦鹉不受威胁,在猴园的围墙上停留了一阵,休息片刻后,振翅飞起,盘旋在猴园上空,嘎嘎大叫,对着底下一群仰望它,垂涎欲滴的猴子大骂。附近的游客大开眼界,园区的工作人员则忙成一团。有人找来网兜,想要把鹦鹉网住抓走,但是鹦鹉警惕性很高,立即飞远一点,飞高一点,不给工作人员机会。 Therefore some people look to arrest the spear/gun, aims at the parrot. 于是又有人找来捕缉枪,瞄准鹦鹉。 The parrot yelled: Do not open fire! Do not kill me, I surrender 鹦鹉大叫:“不要开枪!不要杀我,我投降啦” It thinks that this was must kill it, frightened randomly kicks flies, spoke frankly must surrender, but, the staff bang, had opened fire toward it late, the parrot, saying the father must die, the small net bag that was shot wrapped up, fell from the midair straightly, hangs in the monkey garden, all around monkey acted as soon as one gets the news, swarms to go. 它以为这是要杀了它,吓得扑腾乱飞,直言要投降,但是已经晚了,工作人员砰的一声,朝它开枪了,鹦鹉嗷的一声,说老子要死啦,然后就被射出来的小网兜兜住,直挺挺地从半空中落下,吊在猴园里,四周的猴子闻风而动,蜂拥而去。 Not the shot dead parrot just rejoiced, sees this condition, frightened yelled, almost fainted, was good is prepared because of the staff early, snatched to pick it before the monkey, shut in the basket. 没有被射死的鹦鹉刚庆幸,见此状况,吓的嗷嗷大叫,差点晕过去了,好在工作人员早有准备,抢在猴子之前把它捡了起来,关进笼子里。 The parrot was safe temporarily, looks at the monkey group that all around eyed covetously, the fright just decides said: Close call close call, the father was almost eaten to discuss by monkey.” 鹦鹉暂时安全,看着四周虎视眈眈的猴群,惊魂甫定地说:“好险好险,老子差点就被猴儿吃唠。” Teaches the bird master to carry it, asked where again its key lost. The parrot said that does not remember, really does not remember. Teaches the bird master to be angry, said that this sold certainly it, does not stay behind. 训鸟师拎起它,再次问它钥匙丢哪里了。鹦鹉说不记得了,是真的不记得了。训鸟师大怒,说这回一定把它卖了,绝不留下。 A sound resounds immediately: Sold to me.” 一个声音立即响起:“卖给我吧。” Taught the bird master and bird hears sound looks at the past, one recognized this is before looks at of performance, the side also two little girls, they may like the parrot. 训鸟师和鸟都闻声看过去,一下就认出了这是之前看表演的那个,身边还有两个小女孩,她们可喜欢鹦鹉了。 Really, this shines to the small female student eyes looks at the parrot in basket. 果然,这对小女生眼睛放光地看着笼子里的鹦鹉。 stretch/open Tan said again: Sold to me this parrot, my family little friend likes very much, I bring to go back in the family/home to raise.” 张叹再次说道:“把这只鹦鹉卖给我吧,我家小朋友很喜欢,我带回去家里养。” Teaches the bird master hesitant long time, looks to the parrot in basket, the parrot yelled, begs for mercy do not sell it. 训鸟师犹豫半晌,看向笼子里的鹦鹉,鹦鹉大叫,求饶不要卖它吖。 However after teaching the bird master to think, shakes the head to sigh: „It is not I do not want you, before you make mistakes, I will speak for you, helping you get free, but this time is not good, this time you lost that bunch of keys, brought the big trouble, I could not preserve you, the best result sold a wealthy family you, will be insufficient the future to suffer hardships.” 但是训鸟师想了想后,摇头叹气道:“不是我不想要你,以前你犯了错,我都会为你说话,帮你开脱,但是这次不行了,这次你把那串钥匙丢了,闯了大祸,我保不住你了,最好的结果就是把你卖一个好人家,不至于将来受苦。” The parrot looks that stretch/open Tan yelled: He will eat father 鹦鹉看着张叹大叫:“他会吃了老子” stretch/open Tan guaranteed hastily, will not eat absolutely, person who he is not that type does not have the affection, I buy for my daughter, they like the parrot very much, is right?” 张叹连忙保证,绝对不会吃,他不是那种没有爱心的人,“我是为了我女儿买的,她们很喜欢鹦鹉,对不对?” little white and Xier brittle sound said right. 小白和喜儿脆声说对。 Taught bird master Yidong, in the wailing sound of parrot indicated that must go back to discuss, making stretch/open Tan follow to go together. 训鸟师意动了,在鹦鹉的哀嚎声中表示要回去商量一下,让张叹跟着一起去。 little white and Xier jumped current to follow, was excited. 小白和喜儿蹦蹦跳跳当前跟着去了,兴奋极了。 stretch/open Tanluo in finally, just with the parrot line of sight in the basket then looking at to, smiles extremely gently, reveals two rows of snow white neat teeth, yelled, the parrot frightens the kicking wing in the basket that wants to flee, was been more startled than by monkey group surrounding a moment ago. 张叹落在最后,刚好和笼子里回头看过来的鹦鹉视线对上,极度温柔地笑了笑,露出两排雪白整齐的牙齿,把鹦鹉吓的哇哇大叫,在笼子里扑腾翅膀,想要逃离,比刚才被猴群包围还要惊慌。 Parrot chapter is not only a skin, but also made the huge mistake, one bunch of important keys in zoo losing, could not look, in addition its beforehand case history, violates the law and commit crime frequently, is the habitual criminal, the administrators in zoo after the appraisal, think it to be difficult to change, are hard to turn a new leaf, abandoned thoroughly, could not become one has the bird, the full bad bird, will unable to do well will have a bad effect on other good birds in birds manages, at this time didn't intend to treat?? Therefore agrees to sell refreshedly. 鹦鹉这回不仅是皮,而且犯了大错,把动物园里的一串重要钥匙给丢了,找不着了,加上它以前的案底,经常作奸犯科,属于惯犯,动物园里的管理人员经过评审,认为它积重难返,难以改邪归正,是彻底废了,成不了一只好鸟,十足的坏鸟,搞不好会带坏鸟类管里的其他好鸟,此时不出手更待何时??于是爽快地同意出售。 They feared that stretch/open Tan changes the mind, said that the price is open to discuss, hitting one jumped the floor rate, must sell 100 dollars. 他们怕张叹改变主意,说价钱好商量,给打了一个跳楼价,要卖100块钱。 Does not want, do not sell the father, the father does not want to walk with this person, he will eat me!” The parrot is wailing worn out, but no one responds it, its words are equal to the background sound, contrasts the atmosphere, no one cares. “不要呀,不要卖老子呀,老子不想和这个人走,他会吃了我的!”鹦鹉有气无力地哀嚎着,但是没人搭理它,它的话等于背景音,烘托氛围的,没人在意。 little white and Xier squat in the basket surround, made remarks to it, feeling pleased small appearance. 小白和喜儿蹲在笼子边围观,对它评头论足,喜滋滋的小模样。 Bah! Do not trace the father!” The parrot puts out a hand to touch its feather to Xier to be very uncomfortable, is angry saying that trembles the hand that Xier frightens, shrank fast, hiahiahia smiles awkwardly. “呸!别摸老子!”鹦鹉对喜儿伸手想要摸它的羽毛很不爽,大怒道,把喜儿吓的手一哆嗦,快速缩了回去,尴尬地hiahiahia笑。 little white humph humph smiles, comforts Xier should not be afraid, looks her. 小白嚯嚯笑,安慰喜儿不要害怕,看她的。 How she gives Xier to demonstrate touches the feather of parrot. 她来给喜儿示范如何摸鹦鹉的羽毛。 The parrot sees that does not show due respect for the feelings, scolded little white, said that she was the melon baby, crawled, not by father. 鹦鹉见状,毫不给面子,骂小白,说她是个瓜娃子,爬开,莫挨老子。 The small pekoe did not show weakness, stares it saying: Brain extravagant calls two dirty tricks you!” 小白毫不示弱,瞪着它说:“脑阔阔给你打两个窝窝!” The parrot is angry: „Will I fear you? You bite my sai! Comes sai, bites father sai!” 鹦鹉大怒:“我会怕你吗?你来咬我噻!来噻,来咬老子噻!” little white is angry, pulls taut its wing, from basket that drawing to basket head, pastes overbearingly in the basket, fart is black, gives you two earwax!” 小白大怒,一把扯住它的翅膀,霸道地从笼子那头拉到笼子这头,贴在笼子上,“屁儿黑,哐哐给你两耳屎!” Yelling that the parrot frightens: Good child, good child, oh, my little darling ~ do you come real?” 鹦鹉吓的大叫:“好孩子,好孩子,乖乖,我的乖乖~你来真的呀?” Express that the wind direction transfers, is the person with no mind of his own to send. 风向转的特别快,属于墙头草一派。 little white has not hit it, but makes the happy baby touch its feather. 小白没有打它,而是让喜娃娃摸它的羽毛。 Some Xier fears, little white comforted saying: Fears sai not, it will not scold your, if it scolded you, I gave it two earwax.” 喜儿还是有些害怕,小白安慰说:“莫怕噻,它不会骂你的,它要是骂你,我就哐哐给它两耳屎。” Parrot: You touch my little darling, I will not scold your, you are quite lovable, Oh.” 鹦鹉:“你摸吧我的乖乖,我不会骂你的,你好可爱呀,天呀。” Xier touched with joy two, hiahia laughed, was happy. 喜儿喜滋滋地摸了两把,hiahia大笑,开心极了。 The parrot puts in great inconvenience immediately asks little white anxiously, can put it. 鹦鹉立即委屈巴巴地问小白,能放了它吧。 Slightly spoke in vain was unable, oneself also touched two, gave to throw it. 小白说还不能,自己也摸了两把,才把它给丢了。 The parrot retrieval freedom, rushes to another side of basket immediately, far away from little white! Too terrifying this child, thinks that will soon sell to this families, it has been able to imagine the latter half of life pitiful destiny, immediately frightens quack yelled, is not willing to sell oneself, however in its vision, it saw that smelly man gave the bird man a paper money, it knows that this means anything, immediately, fainted. 鹦鹉重获自由,立即跑到笼子的另一边,远离小白!太恐怖了这孩子,想到即将卖给这户人家,它已经能够想象自己下半辈子悲惨的命运,顿时吓的嘎嘎大叫,死活不愿意把自己卖了,但是在它的目光中,它看到那个臭男人把一张纸币交给了鸟人,它知道这意味着什么,顿时嗷的一声,晕过去了。 Fainted the past instance in it, as if heard that smelly man to speak, also sold to me the basket, this bird fainted happily.” 在它晕过去的瞬间,似乎听到了那个臭男人在说话,“把笼子也卖给我吧,这鸟幸福的晕了。”
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