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Originally I am last original everyone was waiting for me to arrive.” “是吗？原来我已经是最后一个了原来大家都在等待着我登场。” Obviously also in cold hits to tremble, high actually squeezes out a serious face especially forcefully, the look is gradually dignified, the back is gradually big, probably to not the unimaginable burden/shoulder pole, pressed again suddenly on his broad shoulder. 明明还在冷的打哆嗦,高特却硬生生挤出一副严肃的面孔,神色逐渐凝重,背影逐渐高大,好像有一层重到无法想象的担子,忽然压在了他宽阔的肩膀上。 Although does not know that he is thinking anything, but I can affirm, he misunderstood anything absolutely. 虽然不知道他在想些什么,但我敢肯定,他绝对是误会了什么。 He got hold of the fist, the vision is staring at the fist stubbornly, having one generously decidedly, actually to feel relaxed suddenly smiles, as if thought through anything, 45 degrees look up to the starry sky, mumbled, probably is bidding farewell with whom. 他握紧了拳,目光死死盯着拳头,带着一股慷慨决然,却又忽然释然一笑,仿佛想通了什么,四十五度仰望星空,念念有词,好像在和谁诀别。 Then, the cloak will raise high, has turned around, takes the firm step resolutely. 然后,将身后的披风高高一扬,转过身,毅然迈出坚定的步伐。 „Did not have the means that if only then I can save this world high especially, everyone's desire, I will certainly respond!” “没办法了,如果只有我高特能拯救这个世界的话,大家的愿望,我必将回应！” „What nonsense were you in front of my Savior to speak the orangutan mister?” “你当着我这个救世主的面在说什么傻话呢猩猩先生？” Two fingers insert on the high special orangutan nostril, I entire raised him, like on the iron hook is hanging streaky pork, sways. 两根指头插在高特的猩猩鼻孔上面,我将他整个提了起来,像铁钩上挂着的一条五花肉,晃荡晃荡。 „Misunderstanding, the misunderstanding, Brother Wu, my is only exaggerating the atmosphere.” tall Te nostril stopped up solid, the wēng wēng sound becomes somewhat strange. “误会,误会,吴老弟,我这只是在渲染一下气氛。”高特鼻孔被堵的严实,嗡嗡的声音变得有些怪。 „Since is the misunderstanding, the means of then solving, only had one.” My calm face, the tone is gloomy, the murderous intention gets up gradually. “既然是误会,那么解决的办法,就只有一个了。”我沉着脸,语气阴森,杀机渐起。 In the people panic-stricken look, will accompany the many years obsolete...... not, is the tidal current cape, threw over on tall Te the shoulder, said. 在众人惊恐的眼神中,将陪伴自己多年的过时……啊不,是潮流斗篷,披在了高特肩上,道。 „The only means of solution misunderstanding, are make the misunderstanding become the reality, therefore from now on, you will be a Savior, on the sauce, will do obeisance.” “解决误会的唯一办法,就是让误会变成现实,所以从现在开始,你就是救世主了,就酱,拜。” „Does obeisance anything to do obeisance!” At least has a 4~5 robust man, from constrains me behind. “拜什么拜啊！”起码有四五个壮汉,从身后一把将我拖住。 „Drops your group of bastards, I found one to meet the pot with great difficulty, you also want to continue to push toward the fiery pit in me, are you person?!” Is pushing this face, is pedalling that waist, I struggle furiously, is dragging one group of tall robust men forcefully, carefully, strenuous actually firm continuation moves forward. “放手你们这群混蛋,我好不容易才找到一个接锅的,你们还想继续把我往火坑里推,你们还是人吗？！”推着这个的脸,蹬着那个的腰,我奋力挣扎,硬生生拖着一群五大三粗的壮汉,一步一个脚印,费力却坚定的继续向前挪动。 Today, even if I two legs were pulled by you, crawls with the hand, rubs with the face, must fling the pot to look to you! 今天,我就算是两条腿被你们扳断了,用手爬,用脸蹭,也要甩锅给你们看！ The spider young lady is pointing at this, looks to twin tails. 蜘蛛小姐指着这一幕,看向双尾。 This is nothing? New program that enters randomly? What good should the program name call, the fishing expert? 这算什么？乱入的新节目吗？节目名又该叫什么好,捕鱼达人？ The twin tails cat face flings to one side, expressed that do not ask me, I such noble champion bloodline authentication cat, is the first time sees the salt fish to be long what appearance. 双尾猫脸甩向一边,表示别问我,我这样高贵的冠军血统认证猫,也是头一次见着咸鱼长得什么模样。 Eventually is double fist difficult enemy four, before long, I was pressed stubbornly, no matter the face of Savior used. 终究是双拳难敌四手,不一会儿,我就被死死摁住,救世主的脸都不管用了。 Then throws over in the high especially cape, helter-skelter pulls, wraps on me, ended to fear, like binding steamed rice dumpling, is setting upright horizontally is entangling several, got the fast knot, people this showed the joyful smile. 然后披在高特身上的斗篷,又被七手八脚的拉扯下来,重新套在我身上,完了怕掉,像裹粽子一样,横着竖着缠个好几圈,打上死结,众人这纷纷露出喜悦笑容。 „Brother Wu, this world can not have high especially, but cannot do without you.” “吴老弟,这个世界可以没有高特,但不能没有你呀。” „Right.” “对对对。” „You want the knife edge to get up, often do not want to fling the pot, must give the irrelevant person the position of Savior.” “你要支棱起来,不要动不动就想甩锅,要将救世主的位置交给无关人士。” „Far more than is the irrelevant person, simply is morally degenerate.” “何止是无关人士,简直就是道德败坏。” tall Te: „???” 高特:“？？？” „...... Wait, you said that also went too far, in any case I was also adventurer was right, in any case I am also making the contribution to the alliance, right.” “等……等等,你们这么说也太过分了吧,好歹我也是个冒险者对吧,好歹我也在为联盟做贡献,对吧。” tall Te felt oneself can also save, the people turn head, is looking at him with the ice-cold look, has been looking at him, the looked his form getting smaller, as if rolled up in corner deepest location. 高特觉得自己还能拯救一下,众人回头,用冰冷的眼神瞧着他,一直瞧着他,瞧的他的身影越来越小,仿佛蜷缩在了角落最深处。 „That...... that my truly that usually the attitude is a little open, broad and level, Lena has also said me more than once like this, moreover likes eating the banana, moreover said that is the gorilla...... is not right, is you have called me the orangutan is right! cough cough, always...... in brief, I acknowledged that I have many shortcomings, is this right, but cannot say does not have the merit, right, right!” “那……那个,我确实那个,平时作风是有点开放,坦荡,丽娜也不止一次这样说过我,而且还喜欢吃香蕉,而且还自称是大猩猩……不对,是你们一直叫我猩猩才对吧！咳咳,总……总之,我承认自己有不少缺点,是这样没错,但也不能说没有优点,对吧,对吧！” Saw that the gorilla was about to reveal the tearful desire vision high especially, the live image was an eagerly approved 300 jin (0.5 kg) pitiful child, everyone thought that should give him an opportunity. 眼看大猩猩高特都快露出了泪眼汪汪的乞求目光,活像是一个急于得到认同的三百斤重的可怜孩子,大家都觉得应该给他一个机会。 „For example?” “比如说呢？” „For example...... did Lena soon have the baby?” “比如说……丽娜快要生宝宝了？” The public sentiment enrages! tall Te the Howl sound reverberated in the nighttime sky some little time. 群情激怒！高特的嚎叫声在夜空回荡了好一会儿。 „Well, do I also want to mount the stage?” Black and blue tall Te, stares the big profusion of color eye socket, called out with amazement. “咦,我还要上台？”鼻青脸肿的高特,瞪大万紫千红的眼眶,惊讶叫道。 „That right, missed your one, said that you thought taking a beating did perform?” Nag satisfied nod, happily in finding revolutionary partner. “那可不是么,就差你一个了,还是说你觉得刚才的挨揍就是表演？”老马满意的点了点头,喜于找到了革命的伙伴。 „That said......” tall Te stroked gently the chin, revealed the serious country character face: „But, was punched by everyone a moment ago, always thought that in the brain was short of a puzzle, forgot anything, at once, does not know that should perform anything to be good.” “话是这么说……”高特摩挲下巴,露出严肃国字脸:“可是,刚才被大家揍了一顿,总觉得脑子里少了一块拼图,忘掉了什么,一时之间,也不知道该表演什么才好。” „At this time, must ask mysterious every Boss.” The nag greets grandly me. “这种时候,就要问问神奇的凡老大了。”老马将我隆重的迎接过来。 „A that performance Savior and Lesser Evil perish together, world return peace living theater.” “那就表演一个救世主和魔王同归于尽,世界回归和平的舞台剧吧。” „Oh no, Junior Brother Wu you cannot like this, probably hit energy! After saving the world , the life is starts.” “糟糕,吴师弟你可不能这样,要打起精神！拯救了世界以后人生才算开始啊。” „Then before saving the world doesn't my individual calculate?” “这么说来在拯救世界之前我连个人都不算？” „Relieved Brother Wu, even this, don't you have me? With me, with the meter/rice mountain, with the khan, we forms the orangutan special operations forces team together.” “安心吧吴老弟,就算是这样,你不是还有我吗？和我,和米山,和可汗,我们一起组成猩猩特战队吧。” The high special two fork waists, make shape self-satisfied haha to laugh, where completely without mastering his smiles, is the orangutan, is the special operations forces team? 高特两手叉腰,做状得意的哈哈大笑,完全没搞懂他的笑点在哪里,是猩猩,还是特战队？ „Actually, I have thought that performance that I must give.” “其实,我已经想起来了,我要表演的节目。” „Oh!!!” people mouth is cheering, actually does not have the anticipation, only wants to look how the orangutan dies, particularly the single dog, who makes this goods strike everyone in the violent today. “哦哦哦！！！”众人嘴里欢呼着,其实根本不抱期待,只想看猩猩怎么死,尤其是单身狗,谁让这货今天一直在暴击所有人。 „To show in oneself mind to high artistic shape, but also prepared the item especially, asking the person to come the help.” tall Te who is on the stage, the feeling has started to release for flight self-, his left and right hands move, the both sides light overcame, illuminates two big forms. “为了展现本人心目中的至高艺术形态,还特地准备了道具,请了人过来帮忙。”登上台的高特,感觉已经开始要放飞自我了,他左右手一招,两侧灯光打下,照出了两道高大的身影。 The good base friend of his soul, the meter/rice mountain and khan, two people move in a demonstration turntable together, gave us a quite not wonderful feeling. 正是他灵魂的好基友,米山与可汗,两人齐齐搬来一块展示转盘,给了我们一种相当不妙的感觉。 The sixth sense transmits the warning, the world will soon destroy. 第六感传来警报,世界即将毁灭。 However is too late, seeing only three people warms up to be the same on the stage, after gesticulating several healthy postures, suddenly glares angrily, bellows on the difference „synthesis”. 但是已经太迟了,只见三人在台上热身一样,比划了几个健美姿势后,忽然怒目圆睁,就差大吼一句“合体”。 Their bodies are blooming the ray, is gradually in one, falls on the center stage, on demonstration turntable that they prepare, the ray ooze, just like beautiful young girl warrior shapeshift, wiped oil the skin texture of steel rich gloss inch by inch, exposes one by one in the ray. 他们的身体绽放着光芒,逐渐合为一体,落在舞台中心,他们准备的展示转盘上,光芒渐消,宛如美少女战士变身,一寸一寸抹了油的钢铁般富有光泽的肌理,在光芒中逐一裸露出来。 „Angel shape —— revolving fountain!” “天使形态——旋转喷泉！” Zī ~~ ~ 滋~~~ Bang! 砰！ !! 咔嚓！！ The picture frames, everyone's sane line breaks in this moment collectively, wishes one could to dig out own eye, with thick salting stain, then grinds to the meat sauce, scatters the black mustard, the pepper, the Chinese prickly ash, the alcohol, the vinegar concentrate, the devil hot pepper, squeezes in the pacific herring canned food, ferments for 9981 days, finally makes the meatball, the stopper returns to the eye socket again. 画面定格,大家的理智线在这一刻集体断裂,恨不得把自己的眼睛抠下来,用粗盐腌渍,然后磨成肉酱,撒上芥末,胡椒,花椒,酒精,醋精,魔鬼辣椒,塞入鲱鱼罐头,发酵九九八十一天,最后做成肉丸,重新塞回眼眶。 So spicy eye, even, makes us a little fondly remember nag that poisonous fart. 如此辣眼,甚至,都让我们有点怀念老马那个毒屁。 High special three people of final fates, without a doubt, does not think the burden to repeat, that evening, to forget some spicy eye picture in brain, drinking that we go all out, each one being dead drunk of drinking. 高特三人最后的下场,毋庸置疑,也不想累赘复述,那一晚,为了忘掉脑子里的某个辣眼画面,我们拼了命的喝酒,个个喝的酩酊大醉。 Unstab of one by one, looks awful, a little consciousness reluctantly, was about to go home, walked 32 steps, just had/left the courtyard front door, in a roadside paralysis, the vomit whistling is resting greatly. 一个一个的东倒西歪,不成样子,勉强还有点意识的,准备回家,走了三两步,刚出了院子大门,就在路边一瘫,就着呕吐物呼呼大睡。 I doped some specially-made liquor secretly, leaves leeway the consciousness that a handful, but where does not have to go well. 我偷偷掺杂了一些碧丝特制的酒,算是还留有意识的那一小撮,但也没好到哪里去。 Suddenly thinks, as if today and Lilith also has the agreement, sways, wants to go out. 忽然想到,似乎今天和莉莉斯还有约定,摇摇晃晃的,就想出门。 „I look at your appearance, best or rests a evening.” Dim, the spider young lady's form blocks in the front, is drunk to look, this spider unexpectedly is somewhat pretty long. “吾看你的样子,最好还是休息一晚。”朦胧中,蜘蛛小姐的身影拦在前方,醉醉一看,这蜘蛛竟然还长得有些眉清目秀。 „That...... that is not good, I...... made...... me with Lilith” greatly the tongue, diligently kept sober, answered off and on. “那……那可不行,我和莉莉斯……约好了……”我大着舌头,努力保持清醒,断断续续解释道。 „Your that night demoness king daughter?” The spider young lady raised the eyebrow, seems interested very much. “你的那个夜魔女王女儿？”蜘蛛小姐扬了扬眉,似乎很感兴趣。 „To...... to......” “对……对的……” „What agrees, facilitates to inform me?” “什么约定,方便告知吾么？” „It‘s nothing...... is the practice...... the fight instruction...... anything......” “没什么……就是练习……战斗指导……什么的……” „This minor matter, can ask me not to relate.” Felt that the spider young lady is somewhat enthusiastic: „Do not look at my, delicate, if the light is instructs to fight, I thought that I compare to present everyone to be competent.” “这种小事,可以拜托吾也没关系。”感觉蜘蛛小姐有些来劲:“别看吾这样,弱不禁风,如果光是指导战斗的话,吾觉得吾比在场所有人都更加胜任。” By combat experience of ten thousand years of idea, the spider young lady said these words, no one can question, but. 以万年计的战斗经验,蜘蛛小姐说出这一番话,没有任何人能够质疑,但是。 I sane warning spider young lady who uses only to save: „Lilith she...... does not like contacting with the female......” 我用仅存的理智警告蜘蛛小姐:“莉莉斯她……可不喜欢与女性接触……” „Relieved, I have had to do with the night demon, knows how should deal with their troublesome female ill sickness.” “安心,吾可是和夜魔打过交道的,知道该怎么应付她们那麻烦的雌性不适症。” The spider young lady is smooth, but the lip angle of aloof cast aside casting aside, seems was ridiculing, obviously oneself are also the female, is actually loathing the female contact, is really one group of stupid contradictory fellows. 蜘蛛小姐柔润而高冷的唇角微撇了撇,好似在嘲笑,明明自身也是雌性,却又厌恶着雌性的接触,真是一群愚蠢矛盾的家伙。 „Really...... can ask you?” Speaking of this share, I also feel, by own present condition, went unable to be competent, letter/believed spider young lady would rather a time? “真的……可以拜托你吗？”说到这个份上,我也感觉到,以自己现在的状态,去了也无法胜任,倒不如信一次蜘蛛小姐？ „You can not trust me, but you can trust my value absolutely.” “你可以不信任吾,但你绝对可以信任吾的价值。” „That...... on...... did obeisance......” words not saying that first planted, is unconscious. “那就……就……拜……”话没说完,头一栽,已经不省人事。 „Really does not have the means with this group of fools.” wand flexible spinning, sees to present except for oneself and spider Prime Evil, cannot stand, twin tails helpless sighed to shake the head. “真是拿这帮傻瓜没办法。”手杖灵活的打着转,看到在场除了自己和蜘蛛魔神,已经没有一个能站着的,双尾无奈的叹气摇头。 „I do not want to process this group of stinking to high heaven fellows, he/she Ms. Lian, the lord of honored abyss, perhaps facing the lord of young night demon, you have the completely safe countermeasure, but a bodyguard, will make your plan more complete in addition, not?” “我可不想处理这群臭气熏天的家伙,伊丽安女士,尊贵的深渊之主,或许面对年幼的夜魔之主,您已经有了万全对策,但是加上一个保镖,会让您的计划更加周全,难道不是么？” Spider Prime Evil vision spooky looks that towards oneself puts off hat to bend the waist to salute, just like the aristocrat gentleman common twin tails cat, as if must see through it, finally, nods speechless. 蜘蛛魔神目光幽幽的看着朝自己摘帽弯腰行礼,宛如贵族绅士一般的双尾猫,仿佛要将它看穿,最终,无言点了点头。 Next day. 第二天。 The spider young lady, was hung upside down in the entrance. 蜘蛛小姐,被倒吊在了大门口。 ... 。。。