**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** After nag unseemly behavior, everyone as if law-abiding period of time, first is Ricken Hans this arrives to enemy simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform, performed war of king of the fast-food restaurant, selfish on stage bustling started the hamburger fried chicken. 继老马作怪之后,大家似乎安分了一阵子,先是里肯汉斯这对冤家齐齐登场,又表演了一次快餐店之王之战,自顾自的在台上热火朝天的做起了汉堡炸鸡。 What Hans puts out is ten jumbo hamburger of head/number of people size, Ricken is more exaggerating, unexpectedly is an entire only arm that long exploding chicken leg. 汉斯拿出的是人头大小的十层巨无霸汉堡,里肯更夸张,竟然是一整只手臂那么长的炸鸡腿。 I want to know, was his family/home has mastered the leading gene technology, no longer satisfied the eight wings of four legs to investigate extremely the chicken powerhouse, directly was on a chicken leg the new variety alone foot immortal chicken of long head. 我就想知道,是不是他家已经掌握了领先的基因技术,不再满足四条腿的八翼究极鸡强者,直接就是一只鸡腿上面长个脑袋的新品种独脚仙鸡。 Your this chicken, is the proper chicken, but can also call the chicken? 你这鸡,是正经鸡,还能叫鸡么？ No matter how said, everyone is very happy, has under the stage that eats this group of competitive eating, made many to give it to eliminate. 不管怎么说,大家是吃的挺欢的,有台下这帮大胃王在,做多少都能给它消灭了。 Then, because eats the person to have one's speech softened, with the manpower short reason, two people also obtained not the low score unexpectedly, originally wants to score points can sell not only miserably, even can also flatter to bribe the referee frankly and uprightly, learned learned. 然后,因为吃人嘴软,拿人手短的缘故,两人竟然也获得了不低的分数,原来想得分不光可以卖惨,甚至还可以光明正大的讨好贿赂裁判,学到了学到了。 The score that just, two people obtain unexpectedly is the same, is on a par, the king of contest fast-food looks like must continue, hopes that the Hans next time can put out 100 to spread the full cheese to roast the sauce, and does not bring bread vegetables real man hamburger, hoping Ricken can study on two big wings the creation world god chicken of long head. 只不过,两人获得的分数竟然又是一样,不分伯仲,快餐之王争夺战看来还要继续,希望汉斯下一次能拿出一百层涂满芝士烤酱且不带面包蔬菜的真男人汉堡,希望里肯能研究出两只大翅膀上长个脑袋的创世神鸡。 When Tugra Kov they arrives, is good one to toss about, the nag and Thea Tuker have a good start, these people all comprehended mutually the damage unique skill, as the dim light of night arrives, the point lighting a lamp light of Lesser Evil village extinguishes one by one, the banquet also gradually moved toward ending. 等到图拉克夫他们登场,又是好一番折腾,老马和西雅图克开了个好头,这些人个个都领悟了互相伤害的绝活,随着夜色降临,魔王村的点点灯光逐一熄灭,宴会也逐渐走向了落幕。 Or the high tide, some think fellow who champion seeded player, stand that at this time dilly-dallied, right, I said is the fan self-confident. 或者说高潮,有一些自认为冠军种子选手的家伙,这时候才磨磨蹭蹭的站出来,对,我说的就是迷之自信的菲妮。 Everyone looks to arrive in stage, first pondered unexpectedly several seconds, it does stand...... is here appropriate? 大家看到站在舞台上的菲妮,竟是先思考了好几秒,它站在这里……到底合不合适？ After all, this is the stage of real man, what ingredient is this? What variety? 毕竟,这可是真男人的舞台,这算是什么成分？什么品种？ As the new times strong man, was hoodwinked the eyes by external pinnacle young girl character and style easily, confuses the sex, is natural, the normal matter, after all the strong man sad false mother pass/test, having a look at its backing group to develop now, Ouna adds to be many unexpectedly, knows that was how the fat matter. 作为新时代猛男,轻而易举被菲妮外在的极致少女风情蒙蔽双眼,混淆性别,也是理所当然,再正常不过的事情,毕竟猛男难过伪娘关,看看它的后援团发展到现在,竟然比碧丝欧娜两人加起来还要多,就知道是怎么肥事了。 „Meow, almost should be one's turn me to perform the next to last act meow.” “喵,也差不多该轮到我表演压轴戏了喵。” Mounts the stage is of self-confident speech, ejects one to sparkle shining KIRA to sell toward everyone to sprout/moe the hand signal, attended this banquet fortunately is an old acquaintance, had not been cheated by its semblance. 一上台就是自信发言的菲妮,朝大家抛出一个闪闪发亮的KIRA卖萌手势,还好参加这场宴会的都是老熟人,没有被它的外表蒙骗。 „This time to perform, I prepared this big fellow meow.” “这次为了表演,我准备了这个大家伙喵。” Saw that pulls pet, pulls out a cannon, everyone's expression a little hoodwinks. 眼看着菲妮牵宠物似的,拉出一门大炮,大家的表情都有点蒙。 „Right, was the cousin previous time said that can be used to launch the fireworks the cannon meow.” “没错,就是表哥上次说的,可以用来发射烟花的大炮喵。” „It is not...... I do not have well......, probably such matter?” Saw that everyone's vision concentrates to oneself, my first response hurries to deny, but felt immediately is not the shameful matter, moreover probably really has that an impression. “不是……我没有……好吧,好像还有这么回事？”眼看大家的目光向自己集中,我第一反应是慌忙否认,但随即感觉到也不是什么见不得人的事情,而且好像确实有那么点印象。 Red clothes cannon thing principle is simple, making is not complex, a newly emerged blacksmith can fiddle with casually, is actually not seeing in Dark Continent, the reason should not need to explain again. 红衣大炮这玩意原理简单,制造起来也不算复杂,一个初出茅庐的铁匠随随便便就能捣鼓出来,在暗黑大陆却不怎么见着,原因应该不需要再解释了吧。 I am pondering over, being used to launch the fireworks to is good, when therefore does not know, is wearing down in the bar probably, perhaps stemming from bored, perhaps stemming from showing off, raised such a mouth with casually, never expected that it also bears in mind, and extrapolates, unexpectedly with its funny enterprise on. 我琢磨着,用来发射烟花到是不错,于是不知道啥时候,大概是在酒吧消磨着,或许是出于无聊,或许是出于炫耀,就跟菲妮随便提了这么一嘴,没想到它还记在心里,并且举一反三,竟然用到了它的搞笑事业上面了。 „In brief, this is BIU ~~ ~, launches the sky above fellow the fireworks meow.” After the audience is explaining, searches tongue sleek/moist the lip, this slight movement, as if attracted everyone's vision. “总而言之,这就是BIU~~~一声,将烟花发射到天空上面的家伙喵。”对着台下观众解释完了以后,菲妮探舌润了润嘴唇,这个细微的动作,似乎又将大家的眼光吸引了回去。 Hey, reaching an agreement is an acquaintance?! You are think that the acquaintance commits a crime!!! 喂喂喂,说好的都是熟人呢？！你们是想熟人作案啊！！！ „But this time meow, I want to launch is not the fireworks, but was......” does intentionally hangs mystically met the appetite, its clang clang clang self-satisfied announced loudly: „Is the person meow!” “但是这一次喵,我想要发射的不是烟花,而是……”故作神秘的吊了一会胃口,它铛铛铛的得意高声宣布:“是人喵！” „Meeting deceased person.” I reminded one subconsciously, immediately visited about, one after another skin Curou was coarse, with putting on ten boasting, particularly that facial skin, especially thick, therefore the second hit the face: „Ok, should......, unable dead absolutely, feels relieved the use.” “会死人的。”我下意识的提醒一声,随即望望左右,一个个皮粗肉糙的,跟穿了十层牛皮似的,尤其是那张脸皮,尤为的厚,于是秒打自己脸:“算了,应该……不,绝对死不了,放心使用吧。” „We have not understood what is heard, or...... first finds a person to try, lifts a chestnut?” A Kurt face simple and honest stand, confusedness and anxiety on face, just like a countryside simple and honest man. “我们还是没有听明白,要不……先找个人试一试,举个栗子？”库特一脸憨厚的站出来,脸上的迷茫和不安,活脱脱一个乡下淳朴的汉子。 However, his look actually looked that tied hands comrade on pillar to one by one. 但是,他的眼神却看向了一一边五花大绑在柱子上的战友。 This flash, we understood, this man is not simple, he is clearer than anyone! Is more virulent than anyone! 这一瞬间,我们明白了,这个男人不简单,他比谁都更明白！比谁都更恶毒！ However, we like. 但是,我们喜欢。 Therefore the unconscious nag, this first tied up by everyone, then noisy is lifting toward gun tube. 于是不省人事的老马,就这样先是被大家绑起来,然后又乱哄哄的抬着往炮管里塞。 „Aiya!” “哎呀！” At this moment, has turned in the pocket is looking, pulls out Shassi who pulls out unceasingly, did not carry over anything in stopping doing carefully, falls on the ground, rolls to us in front. 就在这时,一直在口袋里翻找着,不断掏啊掏的沙希克,在抽手的时候不小心带出了点什么,落在地上,滚到我们面前。 Is a round, the smoke ball-flower of head size. 是一个圆溜溜的,脑袋大小的烟花球。 Shassi is staring the smoke ball-flower that falls the place, tiger jumped out two lines of tears suddenly. 沙希克凝视着掉地的烟花球,虎目忽然就窜出了两行热泪。 „This is...... this is...... my old lady first thousand ding ten thousand Zhu unexpectedly just before the end, making me probably take care of the good family heirloom!” “这是……这竟然是……我老娘临终前千叮万嘱,让我要保管好的传家之宝！” Has not waited for us to complain anything, he wiped to do the tears fast, continued to say with expression calmly. 没等我们吐槽点什么,他飞快抹干了泪水,用若无其事的表情继续说道。 „But, in day that in this is worth celebrating, I must make a treason and heresy, violates decision that the ancestor teaches, uses up this fireworks, uses in the most valuable time.” “但是,在这个值得庆祝的日子里,我要做出一个大逆不道,违背祖训的决定,把这个烟花用掉,用在最有价值的时刻。” He uses the firm and resolute look to visit us, we return by the thumb of admiration, everyone helter-skelter, places in the fireworks the top of the head of nag, like circle cap, then ties up with the rope firmly lives fixedly. 他用坚毅的神色看着我们,我们回以敬佩的大拇指,大家七手八脚,将烟花放在老马的头顶上,像一顶圆帽子,然后用绳索牢牢捆绑固定住。 „—— two —— three —— walk you!!!” Hey, the nag forced in the gun tube. “一——二——三——走你！！！”嘿咻一下,老马被塞进了炮管。 „—— two —— three —— ignition!!!” The poor|Fei genuine imitation, a matches stroke, the fire is directing. “一——二——三——点火！！！”菲妮原汁原味的模仿着,火柴一划,火引一点。 „ping —— —— ——!!!” “呯——————！！！” The land for building shook three to shake, the nag of shooting up to the sky, had the good wishes that everyone is making, 60 degrees corner/horn charged into the horizon, finally, changed to the world brightest smoke and fire, illuminated the entire Lesser Evil village. 地皮震了三震,冲天而起的老马,带着大家许下的美好愿望,六十度角冲向天际,最后嘣的一下,化作了人间最灿烂的烟火,照亮了整个魔王村。 The shape that fireworks splits open, previous dynasty our then smiled like the nag just before the end. 那烟花绽开的形状,像极了老马临终前朝我们的回头一笑。 „Then was one's turn me meow.” poor|Fei is impatient, as if simply had not seen that the fate of nag has miserably...... not, brilliant. “接下来轮到我了喵。”菲妮迫不及待,似乎根本没有看到老马的下场有多惨……啊不,是有多绚烂。 Its decisive drill to the gun tube, remaining heads time, does not forget to clash me to call: „Cousin, waits to ask you to ignite meow.” 它果断的自己钻到炮管里,剩下一个脑袋的时候,不忘冲我叫:“表哥,等会拜托你来点火喵。” Then whiz, entire worms one's way into. 然后嗖一下,整个钻了进去。 This...... 这…… poor|Fei leaves behind a big difficult problem to me, later should I not by its group of fans net violent? 菲妮给我留下一个大难题,以后我该不会被它的粉丝团网暴吧？ Ok, my internal enemy are few, singing girl Valise, the most beautiful Saraz, dances Ji Lina, queen Aalto Liya, adds to the same place, has attracted the enemy to cross hundred million, is really not I boasts, if my toward a crowded place stand, stands several seconds, that is stone mountain that an egg sticks. 算了,我的内部敌人还少么,歌姬维拉丝,最美莎拉,舞姬琳娅,女王阿尔托莉雅,加到一起,就已经吸敌过亿了,真不是我自吹,我这要是往人群密集的地方一站,多站个几秒,那就是一座鸡蛋糊起来的石头山。 Decisive ignition, is familiar bang, the firepower is astonishing, several shadows run out from the muzzle, actually does not change to the parabola meteor like the nag, but falls like the snowflake sky over the top of the head floating. 果断点火,又是熟悉的砰一声,火力惊人,几道影子从炮口冲出,却不像老马那样化作抛物线流星,而是在头顶上空如同雪花般飘然落下。 The people put out a hand to grasp, was the light satin ribbon and maidservant women's clothing, the color and design clearly is put on unexpectedly a moment ago, but also has a temperature. 众人伸手一抓,竟然是轻飘飘的缎带与侍女衣裙,颜色和款式分明是刚才菲妮穿着的,还带着点温度。 Pink underpants fall to Paladin Baal on suddenly, he puts out a hand to grasp, is gazing at the warm underpants in hand, reveals complex expression that the Celestial battles. 一条粉红内裤冷不防落到圣骑士巴尔头上,他伸手一抓,注视着手中的温热内裤,露出天人交战的复杂表情。 No matter how said, he also once was powder. 不管怎么说,他也曾经是一名菲妮粉。 Wait, the person has not come out, clothes/armor all came out. 等等,人没出来,衣服全出来了。 In other words...... 也就是说…… The audience under stage, who also does not know is, but a person, rumble, swallows big saliva absolutely incessantly, the vision is staring at the muzzle stubbornly. 台下的观众,也不知道是谁,但绝对不止一个人,咕噜的一声,咽下一大大的口水,目光死死盯着炮口。 xī xī sù sù, waited for the moment , seems like the magic to be the same suddenly, finds out the most body from the shiny black muzzle, put on one set of new clothes/armor. 窸窸窣窣,等待了片刻,忽地,菲妮像是变魔术一样,从黑黝黝的炮口探出大半个身子,身上一件穿了一套新衣服。 „Hi......” “嗨……” Also does not know anyone, but, regretted absolutely incessantly sighed a vocal sound disappointedly. 又是不知道谁,但绝对不止一个,惋惜失望的叹了一口声。 Make me feel, in the people have the enemy! 让我觉得,群众里面有敌人！ „Cannot think that everyone thinks what I must perform is the world cannon meow, truly what actually I must perform is how to put on to take off/escape clothes/armor in the narrow gun tube meow!” “想不到吧,大家都以为我要表演的是人间大炮喵,其实我真正要表演的是在狭隘的炮管里面如何穿脱衣服喵！” poor|Fei is declaring complacently, truly, wants to take off/escape clothes/armor in that type of gun tube and puts on clothes/armor to be very difficult, is the operation of magic rank, making one be startled right. 菲妮得意洋洋的宣称着,确实,在那种炮管里想要脱衣服和穿衣服很困难,已经是魔术级别的操作了,让人吃了一惊没错。 How however...... saying that wanting the person of alternative program effect not to achieve the psychological expectation, for example these swallow the saliva in secret, fellow who sighed in secret, has not been thinking person who saw the alternative program, for example I, has not achieved the psychological expectation. 但是……怎么说呢,想要另类节目效果的人没有达到心理预期,例如说那些暗中吞口水,暗中叹气的家伙,没想着看到另类节目的人,例如说我,也没达到心理预期。 My it meow only wants to see that your little false mother and nag change to the meteor to disappear together, do not continue to be an eyesore to be good here! 我它喵的只想看到你小伪娘和老马一起化作流星消失,别在这里继续碍眼好不好！ The two sides expected program effect has not achieved, therefore, the small funny magic of this rare success, the score accepted a lower status seems natural. 两边预期的节目效果都没有达到,所以,菲妮这个难得成功的小小搞笑魔术,得分低就显得理所当然了。 Therefore, small lost, felt that fell short of the deceased teacher Aumas's anticipation, the funny enterprise has heavy responsibilities. 为此,菲妮还小小的失落了一番,感觉辜负了先师奥玛斯的期待,搞笑事业任重而道远。 Waited for a while, no one had come to power, everyone not only satisfies and regrets, the banquet is very interesting, but felt did the time passes flies too, does not know, have the opportunity so to be again restless. 等了一会儿,已经没人上台了,大家心里既满足又遗憾,宴会很有意思,但感觉时间过的太快,也不知道以后有没有机会再这么闹腾了。 However, always felt like short of anything, some people looked around, had not found the defect the picture, actually discovered the accidental/surprised guest. 不过,总觉得好像少了点什么,有人东张西望,没找到缺失的图片,却发现了意外的客人。 You guess that is, our Hell old friend, twin tails, and new friend of abyss, spider Prime Evil he/she Lian. 你猜猜是谁,我们地狱的老朋友,双尾,以及深渊的新朋友,蜘蛛魔神伊丽安。 „Twin tails, just right that you come.” Others do not dare to create a disturbance twin tails, this Hell army total leader, the Prime Evil rank powerhouse, I was actually enthusiastic, beckons twin tails to draw mounting the stage actually. “双尾,你来的正好。”别人不敢起哄双尾,这个地狱军总头头,魔神级强者,我却十分来劲,招手硬是将双尾拉了上台。 „As the representative in Hell world, you cannot light/only look do not practice, right.” “身为地狱世界的代表,你总不能光看不练,对吧。” „When did I become the Hell representative? Does my when light look does not practice? Yi Lian is curious you to make anything, I lead her to come to here, I just came, anything has not seen!” “我什么时候成地狱的代表了？我什么时候光看不练了？伊丽安好奇你们在做些什么,我才带她来这里,我才刚刚来,什么也没看见！” Twin tails is struggling, the cat arm cat leg, cannot escape from my Five Finger Mountain. 双尾挣扎着,猫胳膊猫腿的,逃不脱我的五指山。 „Has not seen to be better.” I at present one bright: „This happen to does not make you experience, not only need experience, but must be involved, this can deepen the understanding, becomes integrated with, conforms to our Holy See mountain consistent style.” “没看见更好。”我眼前一亮:“这不正好让你见识一下么,不仅要见识,还要参与其中,这样才能加深了解,打成一片,符合我们教廷山一贯的风格。” „You think that I will accompany you to make the foolish matter together?” Twin tails eye bright very much, would rather die, since, but also confessed without being pressed. “你以为我会陪你们一起做傻事么？”双尾眼睛明亮的很,宁死不从,但是也不打自招了。 „You looked, your didn't see obviously? You have not seen, how also to know that we are making the foolish matter?” “你看,你这不是明明看见了么？你没看见,又怎么知道我们在做傻事？” I rashly, twin tails will press hardly on the stage, must perform, lets everyone experiences the Hell world( tease ratio) elegant demeanor. 我不由分说,将双尾硬摁在台上,怎么也要表演一下,让大家见识一下地狱世界的(逗比)风采。 ... 。。。