ROD :: Volume #37

#3640: The biggest pleasure that the real man plays is mutually damage


**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Has the numb color of losing all interest in life to leave office, thinks with this group of people are the friend who is a bad influence, the diehards, crosses the life the friendship, can entrust comrade of back, should be able to see that my stem is right, has not actually thought, what they are keeping thinking is only my moral integrity. 带着了无生趣的麻木之色下台,原本以为和这帮人是损友,死党,过命的交情,可以托付后背的战友,应该一眼就能看出我身上的梗才对,却未曾想到,他们惦记着的只是我的节操。 Originally, likes really vanishing. 原来,爱真的会消失。 cough cough, is one's turn me, I am not interested in the prize in any case, use temporarily as contrast program atmosphere.” 咳咳,接下来就轮到我吧,反正我对奖品也不感兴趣,权当烘托一下节目气氛。” At this time, the small advantage did not forget to occupy, starts to drink present Mladin from the banquet, is going against the red pepper big distiller's grain nose, the whole body liquor air/Qi, the crooked stepping onto stage, under both hands pressed, a manner of noble character and high prestige. 这时候,便宜不忘占,从宴会开始一直喝到现在的穆拉丁,顶着个红辣椒似的大酒糟鼻,满身酒气,歪歪扭扭的走上台,双手下压,一副德高望重的派势。 The words that spoke added a through sword to me who have not taken a seat, how to drop, I performed a moment ago, contrasts the atmosphere unable to achieve continually, needs you to recover? 说的话更是给尚未落座的我添了一记穿心剑,怎滴,我刚才的表演,连烘托气氛都没能做到,需要您来补救一番? Just wait, waits for Charsi to be idle, I am sent to frontier service the Hell furnace you, daily the to rub iron drinks the magma! 等着吧,等恰西空闲下来,我就把你发配到地狱熔炉去,天天撸铁喝岩浆! Besides the hammering, I also has nothing to excel, the battle song war dance of dwarf clan, believes that everyone also has no interest, after all this is not the proper program.” Mu the winter melon continued to show off on the stage, says especially was really reasonable. “除了打铁以外,我也没啥擅长,矮人族的战歌战舞,相信大家也没啥兴趣,毕竟这不是什么正经的节目。”穆老冬瓜在台上继续卖弄,说的竟然格外有道理。 „, I give everyone a story, or laughs, about my unfilial son Tugra Dean.” “那么,我就给大家将个故事,或者说笑话吧,关于我的不孝儿子图拉丁。” As soon as everyone listens, humph, the dwarf royal family's secret, this I like. 大家一听,哦嚯,矮人王族的秘闻,这个我喜欢。 Then thinks, the lying trough, almost forgot Mu Ai the winter melon is 【Before ,】 Dwarf king to come, but the Zen position style of forcefully dwarf royal family that rare and beautiful flowers, has gradually known for the world, others are murder the father to kill the brother also to fight for the throne, the dwarf king is booing, by any means possible, racks brains to think how should throw the hot potato under buttocks to the next generation, the badness of some method, brutal of pit, is dumbfounded stunning. 接着又想到,卧槽,差点忘了穆矮冬瓜是【前】矮人王来着,不过矮人王族那奇葩的强行禅位风格,已经逐渐为世人所知,别人是弑父杀兄也要争抢王座,矮人王倒好,千方百计,绞尽脑汁想着该如何将屁股下的烫手山芋扔给下一代,个别手段之恶劣,坑儿之无情,让人瞠目结舌。 Gradually, the mysterious veil of dwarf king was opened, puts on one to tease compared with the cape, in everyone eyes, feels this king as if with the village head old also no difference, even might as well, like the elf clan, the position of queen, does not seem even more honored, was respected. 久而久之,矮人王的神秘面纱被揭开,随之披上一层逗比斗篷,在大家眼中,感觉这个王似乎和村长老也没什么区别,甚至还不如,不像精灵族,女王的身份地位,显得越发尊贵,受人敬仰。 Therefore before Mladin this, dwarf king, causes everyone one to sob with amazement, then...... did not have. 于是穆拉丁这个前矮人王,也就引得大家一阵惊讶唏嘘,然后……没了。 Said that my unfilial son Tugra Dean, I did not say other, otherwise cannot say for one day and one night, said that his name, Tugra Dean, everyone knows that what meaning this name in our ancient Khuzdul is?” “说说我这个不孝儿子图拉丁,我不说别的,否则一天一夜也说不完,就说说他的名字,图拉丁,大家知道这个名字在我们古矮人语里是啥意思吗?” Obviously drank high Mladin, the look is sending to flutter, stands cannot come to a stop, after a Tonghai chatted talked, mysterious asked to us. 明显喝高了的穆拉丁,眼神都在发飘,站都站不稳,一通海聊海侃后,神秘兮兮的向我们问道。 Everyone simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform shakes the head, who does the proper person learn the ancient Khuzdul? 大家齐齐摇头,正经人谁去学古矮人语啊? I give everyone a prompt, the Latin this pronunciation, in the ancient Khuzdul, is this.” He gesticulates the hand signal that men understood. “我给大家一点提示,拉丁这个发音,在古矮人语里,是这个。”他比划了一个男人都懂的手势。 Dingding adventures ! 丁丁历险记哒! Has not waited for everyone to respond, Mladin are overjoyed holds belly haha to laugh on the stage, smiled that called one to be happier than the audience. 没等大家反应过来,穆拉丁自个乐不可支的在台上抱着肚子哈哈大笑起来,笑的那叫一个比观众还开心。 In fact, we are also very cheerful, this explosion news, throws off the bar roof sufficiently, but also let alone, teasing is happier than the dwarf royal family, the pit son's hearsay is really not lies. 事实上,我们也挺乐呵的,这个爆炸新闻,足以掀翻酒吧屋顶,还别说,逗比矮人王族欢乐多,坑儿子的传闻果然并非虚言。 Filled several good wines toward the mouth in fiercely, this is to never revere the short winter melon has gasped for breath, to our Yang-yang full beards, is blinking. 往嘴巴里猛灌了几口美酒,这为老不尊的矮冬瓜才喘过气来,对着我们扬扬大胡子,眨眨眼。 Then now, everyone can guess, what meaning is Tugra Dean?” “那么现在,大家可以来猜一猜了,图拉丁到底是个什么意思呢?” Finally everyone cannot say, just like me, the awkward silence, Mladin saw this, sighs, prompted in this share actually not to respond, overestimated the literary accomplishment of this group of idiots. 结果大家还是说不上来,和我一样,冷场了,穆拉丁见此,叹了一口气,提示到这个份上了竟然还没有反应,高估了这帮蠢货的文学素养啊。 Simply speaking, this name contained an old father to son's best blessing, the approximate meaning is to let that unfilial son lives much, lives a bit faster, lives the breakfast, good to throw the throne to the next generation early, the retrieval freedom.” “简单来说,这个名字包含了一个老父亲对儿子的美好祝福,大致的含义是让那不孝儿子生多点,生快点,生早点,好早早把王位扔给下一代,重获自由。” Contrasts the dwarf royal family's morality, everyone tiger body shakes —— this unexpectedly also is really the best blessing. 对比矮人王族的德性,大家虎躯一震——这竟然还真是美好的祝福。 Story that Mu Ai the winter melon disclosed that small blessing, although loved, the topic was full, but the entertainment was insufficient, after him was the liquor arrived, if energy were sober, but could also not hear such secret, everyone also accepted on pushing someone take on a difficult job, but the fate was still like me, was eliminated. 穆矮冬瓜透露出的小故事,小祝福,虽然喜闻乐见,话题十足,但娱乐性不足,介于他是酒后登场,要是精神清醒,还听不到这样的秘密,大家也就勉为其难的接受了,但下场依然和我一样,惨遭淘汰。 In this time, Mladin must finish the performance leaves office, suddenly the nag emits one. 正在这时,穆拉丁要结束表演下台的时候,忽然老马冒出一句。 old Mu, is your name, what meaning?” “老穆啊,那你的名字呢,是什么意思?” Mladin's drunken look frames in the flash, he is looking at the nag spookily, looks people who are listening respectfully to dedicated, sighed, the tone was bleak. 穆拉丁醉醺醺的眼神定格在一瞬间,他幽幽的望着老马,望着专注聆听的众人,叹息一声,语气萧条。 „When I was born, the dwarf clan is experiencing one time greatly turbulently, not good father who my passed away, hopes that I can sit a long time that position, sits firmly, be not worrying living, worries to pass on the position, waited to subside to be turbulent to say again.” “我出生时,矮人族正经历一次大动荡,我那作古的无良老爹,希望我能把那个位置坐久点,坐稳点,别着急着生,着急着传位,等平息动荡下来再说。” Then, he has the desolate form, is carrying the beverage bottle, left the stage, stays behind us who are lost in thought. 说完,他就带着落寞的身影,拎着酒瓶,离开了舞台,留下陷入沉思的我们。 Afterward, after sobering Mu Ai the winter melon firmly to deny that the authenticity of this story, declared for a joke that entertainment everyone arranges , there is nothing to do with the real character scene, and threatened that has the skill you to learn the ancient Khuzdul to refute me. 事后,清醒过来后的穆矮冬瓜坚决否认这个故事的真实性,宣称只是为了娱乐大家编排的一个笑话,与真实人物场景无关,并扬言称有本事你们去学古矮人语反驳我呀。 But this cannot prevent dwarf royal family's another scandal from becoming the hot topic in bar, there is a hearsay, it is said Tugra Dean in the outside world Rumor Under the pressure, is consulting with ten big elders urgently, either prepares to change name, either prepared to pass on the position to travel. 但这并不能阻止矮人王族的又一次丑闻成为酒吧里的热门话题,又有传闻,据说图拉丁在外界的【谣言】压力下,正与十大长老紧急协商,要么准备改名,要么准备传位跑路了。 This is something to be talked about later, for the time being comes to see third mounting the stage. 这是后话,姑且来看看第三位登台者。 Unexpectedly is Thea Tuker this boy, really puts out to press the prize of gathering place, the strong man two fellow apprentices could not sit still, I want is this effect, can't always make our these be the dead emperor, what suffering hardships of tragedy emperor? The proper person should also get into the water. 竟然是西雅图克这厮,果然拿出压场子的奖品,就连猛男二师兄都坐不住了,我要的就是这个效果,不能总是让我们这些作死帝,悲剧帝什么的受苦吧?正经人也该拖下水。 The fierce appearance and remnant burst aura, making two fellow apprentices arrive to shake everyone, is thinking at heart, such a person, this/should performance what program can play the program effect? 狰狞的面目和残暴的气息,让二师兄一登场就震住了所有人,心里都在想,这样一个人,到底该表演什么样的节目才能起到节目效果呢? Only listens to two Senior Brother jar sound jar air/Qi opens the mouth: Originally wants to perform our Barbarian traditional battle song or the war dance, old said a moment ago, is ineffective, might as well not on, I think it over, thinks of an excelling thing finally, happen to brings to give everyone to have a look.” 只听二师兄瓮声瓮气开口:“本来想表演我们野蛮人传统的战歌或是战舞,刚才老穆说了,效果不佳,还不如不上,我思来想去,总算是想到一个擅长的东西,正好拿来给大家看看。” Like this said, two fellow apprentices are neat, suddenly whiz one disappears, causing everyone is bewildered, this is to do, changes the living person. 这样说完,二师兄干脆利落,忽然嗖一下不见了,引得大家莫名其妙,这是想干啥,大变活人。 Said...... trades clothes/armor, do two fellow apprentices want the women's wear?!!! 还是说……换衣服,二师兄想要女装?!!! That may the too spicy eye, change the master brother to come also almost,......, is not good, in brief the entertainment, the damage everyone's eyes are not good. 那可太辣眼了,换大师兄来还差不多,呃……呃,也不行,总之娱乐可以,伤害大家的眼睛可不行。 Waited to suppose that 2-3 minutes, two fellow apprentices came back, in the hand carried a Fallen, was not Champion Captain Unique, ordinary rank that type, like the small cockroach that in the family/home found at everywhere. 等了估摸有2-3分钟吧,二师兄回来了,手里拎了一只沉沦魔,不是什么头目精英首领,普通级别那种,就像家里随处可见的小蟑螂。 Coordinates two Senior Brother that fierce remnant burst big faces, everyone is thinking, should not want to give some bloody performances, pitiful Fallen that for example this is only trembling puts to death by dismemberment the execution and so on. 配合二师兄那张狰狞残暴的大脸,大家又在想,该不会是想表演一些血腥的节目,譬如说这只正在瑟瑟发抖的可怜沉沦魔凌迟处死之类的。 Only hears two fellow apprentices to mumble, as if in honk is shouting some white-tier, can be too ordinary, or blue was good, no too big assurance and so on strange words, then, he as if sets firm resolve finally. 只听见二师兄念念有词,似乎在嘟嚷着一些“白板吧,会不会太普通,要不还是蓝色好了,没什么太大把握”之类的奇怪话语,接着,他似乎终于下定了决心。 My Thea Tuker kills to be an expert, other skills sparse, is the luck is quite very good, today gives everyone to perform one to guess to peel off blindly, everyone saw, this is ordinary Fallen, I thought that it can peel off a blue attire to me.” “我西雅图克打打杀杀在行,其他本事稀疏的很,就是运气比较好,今天就给大家表演一个盲猜爆落,大家看到了,这是一个普通沉沦魔,我觉得它能给我爆落一件蓝装。” Said, no matter also everyone understood that his meaning, in Fallen of chicken the hand pinched directly, dies. 这么说完,也不管大家有没有理解他的意思,直接就将手中小鸡似的沉沦魔一捏,死了。 Then the corpse flashes through together the golden light. 然后尸体闪过一道金光。 Everyone is not immediately calm, do you tease me to play? Ordinary does Fallen peel off golden equipment?! 大家顿时就不淡定了,你逗我玩?普通沉沦魔爆落金色装备?! Thea Tuker was flexure his tattoo greatly was also bald: Aiya, actually guessed mistakenly, today the luck is good, this time was one year cannot come across good deed.” 西雅图克也是挠了挠他的刺青大光头:“哎呀哎呀,竟然猜错了,今天运气不错,这可是一年遇不到一次的好事。” This matter can your it meow one year also meet one time? 这种事你它喵一年还能遇到一次? It is said that at that time under the field audience reign of terror, the crying father called mother, and reveals to eat the vision of person, gave Thea Tuker zero collectively. 据说,当时场下观众一片腥风血雨,哭爹叫娘,并且露出吃人的目光,集体给了西雅图克零分。 It is said that also it is said that Druid, cries to pull out oddly shaped amulet, falls toward the ground ruthlessly, Shout I wants your what to use and so on incompetent wild with rage words. 据说,又据说,有一个德鲁伊,哭着掏出一枚形状古怪的小护身符,狠狠往地上一摔,大叫着“我要你何用”之类的无能狂怒话语。 The next going on stage person unexpectedly is Carlos, this is also linking to the partner on together, everyone who just ended wildly with rage fell into the ponder. 下一个上场的人竟然是卡洛斯,这对拍档还连着一起上,刚狂怒完的大伙又陷入了思考。 Can good-hearted person proper people handsome fellow Carlos, give the performance that what makes everyone smile? 老好人正经人大帅哥卡洛斯,能表演出什么让大家会心一笑的节目? Isn't his special skill graceful? Is going against that face that make the elf clan handsome fellows also envy, stood toward the stage on finished up. 他的特长不就是帅么?顶着那张让精灵族帅哥也羡慕的脸庞,往台上一站就完事。 However, we are unacceptable, because this is the program of real man, is not the program of curved man. 但是,我们不能接受,因为这是真男人的节目,不是弯男人的节目。 I and Thea Tuker make a bet.” Carlos's reluctant forced smile said: He, so long as on daring, I on, I think that Thea Tuker not on, after all his character is placed in that.” “我和西雅图克打了赌。”卡洛斯不情不愿的苦笑道:“他只要敢上,我就上,我以为西雅图克不会上,毕竟他的性格摆在那。” Finally, not only on, suspended Carlos together, but also stepped on everyone foot on the way, is good you crazed two fellow apprentices, later who me told again Barbarian is the simple and honest honest generation, looked that my Wu extraordinary does not hit to explode his dog head! 结果呢,不但上了,摆了卡洛斯一道,还顺道踩了大家一脚,好你个丧心病狂的二师兄,以后谁再跟我说野蛮人都是憨厚老实之辈,看我非凡不打爆他的狗头! What is most miserable is.” master brother's rare revealing bitter melon face: Also must perform the matter that I most do not excel.” “最惨的是。”大师兄难得的露出苦瓜脸:“还得表演我最不擅长的事情。” Why do you want to hit such gambling with Thea Tuker Boss initially?” Some others asked. “你当初为什么要和西雅图克老大打这样的赌呢?”有旁人问道。 My this is is not very curious, such Thea Tuker will perform anything.” Carlos said the words that lets everyone sympathize, have come back to have a look at that fierce light facial countenance, at this time the crack opens the mouth, blossoms happily, was usually more terrorist. “我这不是也很好奇,那样的西雅图克会表演什么。”卡洛斯说了一句让大家感同身受的话,回过头看看那张狰狞光头脸,此时裂开嘴,乐开花,比平时更加恐怖了。 Only can say dog-eat-dog, mouth wool, where wool the difference is. 只能说狗咬狗,一嘴毛,区别是哪里的毛。 Good, the master brother, is willing to bet to concede, start your performance of hurrying.” I create a disturbance under the stage, here cannot be only my injured world. “好了好了,大师兄,愿赌服输,赶紧的开始你的表演吧。”我在台下起哄,这里不能只是我一个人受伤的世界。 Everyone also starts to be restless, wants to have a look at the matter that Carlos most does not excel is anything, mentioned also strangely, two people has not revealed what talent and skill before the person obviously, but two fellow apprentices came across except for the fight, as if anything not, but the master brother was versatile, as if anything can hundred million points. 大家也开始闹腾起来,都想看看卡洛斯最不擅长的事情是什么,说来也怪,明明两个人都没有在人前表露过什么才艺,但是二师兄给人的感觉就是除了战斗,似乎啥也不会,而大师兄则是多才多艺,似乎什么都会亿点点。 In my opinion, two Senior Brother cultural levels are very at least high, can only say that the vivid makings were very important. 在我看来,二师兄至少文化水平很高,只能说形象气质很重要了。 And sees the master brother, he hesitated a meeting on the stage, then shows a more helpless expression, as if has decided to perform anything, but this performance makes him helpless. 且看大师兄,他在台上沉吟了一会,接着露出更加无奈的表情,似乎已经决定表演什么,而这股表演让他更加的无奈。 Sees only his two to lift up high, seeming to hold anything to be the same, on the face shows the smile suddenly, is maintaining such posture, the step is lively, is turning circle in the stage unceasingly. 只见他两手高举,好似托着什么一样,脸上忽然露出笑容,保持着这样的姿势,步调轻快,不断在舞台上转着圈。 The smile pushed hardly, gradually is, probably immerses to the world that fictionalizes, becomes gentle, affection, happy. 原本笑容还是硬挤出来的,可是逐渐地,好像沉浸到自我虚构的世界当中,变得柔和,慈爱,幸福。 My first first responded, the tears that did not make every effort to succeed one flowed, wants not to think gave the ten points. 我第一个最先反应过来,不争气的眼泪唰一下就流出来了,想也不想的给了十分。 master brother...... he in...... he is lifting up high on both hands, has card clean that does not have!!! 大师兄……他是在……他高举着的双手上面,有着一个不存在的卡洁儿啊!!! This far more than does not excel, this is simply the same as my expert imposing manner, the matter that does not have, will only make people more void, sorrowful. 这何止是不擅长,这简直就跟我的高手气势一样,是不存在的事情,只会让人更加空虚,悲哀。 Everyone also responded, flowed off the tears of sad sympathy, although did not control like that the sympathize like my this world's first daughter, but also gave the high score. 大家也纷纷反应过来,流下了难过同情的泪水,虽然不像我这个世界第一女儿控那般感同身受,但也都给出了高分。 This world, really sells miserably most makes money. 这个世界,果然还是卖惨最赚钱啊。 Then enters the stage unexpectedly is the nag, this is the seed level player, his appearance is dignified, seems is pondering anything, stood for enough ten seconds to open the mouth on the stage. 接着出场的竟然是老马,这可是种子级选手,他面目凝重,好似在思考着什么,在台上站了足足十秒钟才开口。 I have prepared the program from the beginning, but looked at front Boss to perform, I decided to trade one.” “我一开始已经准备好了节目,不过看了前面的各位老大表演,我决定换一个。” This program named the —— frank or straightforward person.” “这个节目名叫——直肠子。” Similarly, does not wait for everyone whether understands to accept, he pulled out one bottle of green liquids from the pants crotch. 同样的,也不等大家是否理解接受,他从裤裆里掏出了一瓶绿色液体。 Believes that as we all know, this is odor gas potion.” “相信大家都知道,这是恶臭瓦斯药剂。” Is pointing at the bottle body, he treats a matter seriously answered, this also needs to explain especially, was who adventurer does not know this thing, who hasn't played this thing? However is first Second World changes, was not big to the Third World effect. 指着瓶身,他郑重其事的解释道,这还需要特地说明么,身为冒险者谁不知道这玩意,谁没玩过这玩意?不过都是第一第二世界捣腾,到了第三世界效果就不大了。 Everyone favored, when I trained hard are many unique skill in the past!” Sees the people to reveal the color of thinking otherwise, the nag this time rarely rubbish, opens the bottle cap directly, wait/etc, his do not throw?! “大家看好了,我当年苦练多时的绝技!”见众人露出不以为然之色,老马这次难得没有废话,直接拉开瓶盖,等等,他这不是要扔出去吧?! Although this thing is not big to audience damage on the scene, but is very smelly! 这玩意虽然对在场观众伤害不大,但真的很臭! But sees the nag heroic spirit chin one supinely, entire bottle of odor gas potion, rumble rumble, gave to drink completely, ended also hit a belch. 但见老马豪气的下巴一仰,一整瓶恶臭瓦斯药剂,咕噜咕噜咕噜的,就给全部喝了下去,完了还打个饱嗝。 This...... 这…… People who prepared to take to one's heels to travel, at this time look at each other in blank dismay, what does not know in the nag bottle gourd to sell is what medicine, what relations this and does the frank or straightforward person have? 原本准备撒腿跑路的众人,此时面面相觑,不知道老马葫芦里卖的是什么药,这和直肠子有什么关系? Wait?!!! 等等?!!! In the mind just passed over gently and swiftly a indecently miraculous glow, too, saw only the nag buttocks to dig late, a long and loud cry, the dark green gas spurted from his buttocks directly. 脑海里刚掠过一丝不堪入目的灵光,太迟了,只见老马屁股一撅,噗的一声长啸,墨绿色的气体直接从他屁股里喷了出来。 While convenient a saying, what his buttocks aiming is under a stage. 顺便一说,他屁股瞄准的是台下。 Good your frank or straightforward person! Good your nag! 好你个直肠子!好你个老马! The people fly into a rage, giving way to traffic again how prompt, smelled taste, does not know that is the psychological process, odor gas potion walks one time after the nag belly, indistinctly compared with on original smelly such several times. 众人勃然大怒,避让的再怎么及时,也都闻到了一丝味儿,也不知道是不是心理作用,恶臭瓦斯药剂经过老马肚子走一遭,隐约要比原来臭上那么好几倍。 As for these movement slow several points, hears many, with dying the fish is the same, turned the supercilious look. 至于那些动作慢几分,闻多的,更是跟死了的鱼一样,翻起了白眼。 Around the stage, various countries scolded, various types retched, voluminous, continuous, another side was actually put on a show of peace and prosperity, lively banquet scene, obviously the isolation two sides ice walls, were foreknowledge how. 舞台四周,各种国骂,各种干呕,洋洋洒洒,络绎不绝,另外一边却是歌舞升平,觥筹交错,可见隔绝两边的冰墙,是多么的先见之明。 Dies to the master! 给爷死! The flaming anger makes us unable to wait for the stink to dissipate, to/clashes Kamibutai, presses the nag, discovered that he one step had first been smoked to faint by oneself. 熊熊怒火让我们等不及臭味消散,就冲上舞台,摁住老马,发现他已经先一步被自己熏晕过去了。 When everyone is angry, lives an admiration, for disgusting everyone, he also enough went all out. 大家恼怒之余,也不禁生起一丝敬佩,为了恶心大家,他也是够拼命了。 However, the admiration turns over to the admiration, with forgives his dog's life is two numeral matters. 但是,敬佩归敬佩,和就此饶他一条狗命是两码子事儿。 I have one bottle to explode potion.” Some people said suddenly, one bottle of excrement yellow liquids are placed in the front, after encountering the collective surrounds for several seconds, the people showed the syrup smile. “我这有一瓶爆炸药剂。”有人忽然说道,一瓶粪黄色的液体摆在面前,遭到集体围观数秒后,众人露出了蜜汁微笑。 Right, how can little result in this to the rookie most precious object? Tasting was the same, does not taste other is the same, cannot be justified. 对呀,怎么能少得了这对新人至宝呢?尝了一样,不尝另外一样,说不过去的。 This frank or straightforward person, to is unhealthy, must govern( explodes). 这直肠子呀,对身体不好,得治(炸)。 However, after must waits for the nag to wake, say, in brief ties up this boy. 不过,一切都要等老马醒过来后再说,总之把这厮绑起来。 ... 。。。
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