**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Returns to the man area, that side restless happy, what appearance is cheering, is it possible that had decided good tonight's gave the performance? May really suffice the ink marks, how long I went, this, but also real man?. 回到男人区,那边闹腾的欢,正好在欢呼雀跃着什么的样子,莫非是已经决定好今晚的表演节目了？可真够墨迹的,我都去了多久,就这,还真男人？呵。 „Just right that every Boss you come.” The nag collected, a face takes undeserved credit. “凡老大你来的正好。”老马屁颠屁颠的凑了过来,一脸邀功。 „After several rounds ballots, we have decided the program of real man.” “经过好几轮的抽签,我们已经决定好了真男人的节目。” Ballot? This phrase makes me have an intense discomfort, inside teases compared with so many, but some strange programs, do not calculate my one ten million/countless maybe either. 抽签？这个字眼让我有股强烈的不安感,里面逗比那么多,可千万别是一些奇奇怪怪的节目,要么就别算我一份。 „Tonight's program decision is —— everyone performs the respective special skill.” “今晚的节目就决定是——大家表演各自的特长。” „Looks at your appearance seldom, I also think that is what program, isn't this average not wonderful? Your strange heads collect the same place, only thinks of this type?” “瞧你煞有其事的样子,我还以为是什么节目,这不是平平无奇么？你们稀奇古怪的脑瓜子凑一块,就只想到这种？” I relax, but also has the intense being out of sorts feeling, because just the program was too normal, is not this group of brain not normal people can want to come out completely. 我松了一口气,但又有强烈的违和感,正因为节目太正常了,完全不是这帮脑子不正常的人能想出来的。 „Wait, my words have not said that besides can perform the respective special skill, the thing that very does not excel at can also take the performance.” “等等,我的话还没说完呢,除了可以表演各自的特长以外,十分不擅长的东西也能拿出来表演。” „Ha, you are silly, can perform own special skill, who will sell the clown intentionally, performs the thing that oneself do not excel.” My haha said with a smile, first crooked. “哈,你傻呀,能表演自己的特长,谁会故意卖丑,去表演自己不擅长的东西。”我哈哈笑道,紧接着头一歪。 Well, is this not just one group of fools meets? Probably does not have the problem. 咦,这不正是一群傻瓜开会吗？好像没毛病。 „tch, this issue we also thought that must therefore have the drive.” “啧啧啧,这个问题我们也想到了,所以必须有激励。” „What drives?” “什么激励？” The nag lowers the sound, seeming to conduct the underground work to be the same, mysterious. 老马压低声音,好似要搞地下工作一样,神秘兮兮的。 „To have the reward in brief, obtains the performances of everyone highest praise, row of 123, selecting the thing, such a, the thing that the performance doesn't excel is not easier than to obtain the high praise the thing that the performance excels at?” “简而言之就是要有奖励,获得大家最多好评的表演,排个一二三,给点好东西,这么一来,表演不擅长的东西不是比表演擅长的东西更容易得到好评么？” Got it, to put it bluntly this group of people have not settled the good intention, is hoping looked how everyone loses face to do strangely, is the normal program no one is glad to look on the contrary. 明白了,说白了这伙人就没安好心,盼着看大家如何出丑搞怪,反倒是正常的节目没人乐意看。 This game truly MAN, I recognized very much. 这游戏确实很MAN,我认了。 „Very good, this also a little meaning, but an issue, prize where?” “很好,这样还有点意思,但还有一个问题,奖品在哪里？” The nag is speechless, but is looking at me silently. 老马无言,只是默默望着我。 „Prize?” I do not have GET to the look of nag all of a sudden , to continue to ask. “奖品呢？”我一下子没有GET到老马的眼神,继续问道。 The nag blinks, expression that you understand. 老马眨眨眼,一副你懂的表情。 Therefore I understood. 于是我懂了。 „Why can I come?” I was startled, is this what new-style touches the porcelain? “为什么必须我来出？”我惊了,这难道是什么新式碰瓷？ „Do not say that like this, who lets you are Boss.” “别这样说嘛,谁让你是老大。” „From now on, you were Boss, horse Boss.” “从现在开始,你是老大了,马老大。” „You are the strongest.” “你实力最强。” „From now on your strength will be strongest well......, there is no way entire, but is not a reason.” “从现在开始你实力最强……好吧,这个没法整,但并不是理由。” „You are the master of banquet.” “你是宴会的主人。” „I and that's the end? Aalto Liya.” “我怎么就是了？阿尔托莉雅吧。” „But you are a crown prince, Aalto is responsible for that side gathering place, does here gathering place naturally want you to be responsible for?” “但是你是亲王殿下呀,阿尔托负责那边场子,这边场子当然要你来负责？” Takes a look at nag small sweet mouth, organized crime that probably said looks at gathering place, I and are Aalto Liya the black and white double ghosts on say/way? The four bonus sticks of legend? 瞧瞧老马这小甜嘴儿,说的好像是黑社会看场子似的,我和阿尔托莉雅是道上的黑白双煞？传奇的四花红棍？ But this indeed is the unquestionable reason, is Aalto Liya's gathering place , is not only my gathering place, who lets our couple body . 但这的确是不容置疑的理由,是阿尔托莉雅的场子,也既是我的场子,谁让我们夫妻一体呢,诶嘿。 „Good, the prize does not have the issue.” “好吧,奖品没问题。” „Raises while convenient, everyone strongly requests every Boss also to participate.” “顺便一提,大家强烈要求凡老大也要参与。” „Wait, do I take the prize also to participate?” I was startled, present new-style bumps Jindezhen to cheat out of money and deceive the body that fearfully? “等等,我拿奖品还得参与？”我又惊了,现在的新式碰瓷都是又骗钱又骗身子那么可怕的吗？ „Because you are the banquet master.” “因为你是宴会主人呀。” „Always do not say the matter with the similar reason, I am the banquet master, can I also sing inadequately to you?” “别老拿同样的理由说事,我是宴会主人,我还得给你们唱首歌不成？” „This not!” The nag response is intense. “这可不！”老马反应激烈。 „Good, I told the facts, everyone thought that has every Boss participation more interesting.” “好吧,我实话实说,大家觉得有凡老大参与会更加有趣。” „You want to look how I lose face right.” “你们只是想看我如何出丑对吧。” „Right.” “对的。” „......” Actually acknowledged honestly, making me not know how for a while should continue to refute to get down. “……”竟然老老实实承认了,让我一时不知道该如何继续反驳下去。 „Has clown everyone to leave in any case together, this is the real man.” “反正有丑大家一起出,这才是真男人。” The real man should not grasp Gatling to turn away from the explosion to be without turning a hair, forwards with stride? When turned into one to make a fool of oneself?! 真男人不是应该手持加特林背对爆炸面不改色,大步向前吗？什么时候变成了一起出洋相？！ „Faces directly own shortcoming, even by the world were ridiculed must strengthen own idea, is without turning a hair, forwards with stride, isn't this a man?” “直面自己的缺点,即便被世人嘲笑也要坚定自己的理念,面不改色,大步向前,这不是很男人吗？” „......”, Such a saying truly had no way to refute probably, but I always felt where was not right, was crossing over of this new times new thought that trivial indigenous flickering? “……”呃,这么一说好像确实也没法反驳,但我总感觉哪里不对劲,难道是自己这个新时代新思想的穿越者,被区区土著给忽悠了？ On the other hand, had determined that is thing that the performance does not excel at? Is the performance special skill just a pretence?! 话说回来,已经确定是得表演不擅长的东西了么？表演特长只不过是一个幌子么？！ „Actually wants to be interesting to be how good, the most important thing is everyone's appraisal.” “其实只要有趣怎么样都行,最重要的是大家的评价。” „What can I obtain? Even if won, was still given own prize oneself.” “可是我又能获得什么？就算赢了,也不过是得到自己给自己的奖品吧。” „Everyone's exclamation and admiring.” The nag gives the thumbs-up. “大家的惊叹和佩服。”老马竖起大拇指。 Strange bastard! 才怪呢混蛋！ In any event, I put out the consciousness of master, the program and prize were decide, stepped onto does several open table to piece together to the crude stage that arranged together casually, I coughed clear several, swept everyone one eyes. 无论如何,我拿出了主人的觉悟,节目和奖品算是定下来了,走上随便搞几张桌子拼凑到一块布置起来的简陋舞台,我清咳几声,扫了大家一眼。 Came, one do not want to walk, must do does in a big way. 来都来了,就一个都别想走,要搞就搞个大的。 „About this program, we only selects first, in other words , only then first can attain the reward.” “关于这一次节目呢,我们只选出第一名,换言之,只有第一名才能拿到奖励。” Sees a nag numerous to show the disappointed expression, I sneer. 见老马一众露出失望表情,我冷笑一声。 „Prize is the treasured sword that —— I most like, right, cut off that and quick must be repaired.” “奖品是——我最喜爱的宝剑,没错,被砍断那把,并且很快就要被修理好了。” Because does the base sword on Mu Ai winter melon, I do not have the means to come out brightly, can only talk clearly to explain with every effort. 因为搞基剑在穆矮冬瓜手上,我没办法亮出来,只能尽力说清道明。 Finally Mu Ai winter melon also on the scene, he lifts up high the sword immediately, causes everyone exclamation, in any event, this is accurate artifact. 结果穆矮冬瓜也在场,他立刻高举断剑,引起大家一片惊叹,无论如何,这可是准神器。 „Junior Brother Wu, since can fix, you don't use?” Thea Tuker jar sound asked. “吴师弟,既然能修好,难道你不用了吗？”西雅图克瓮声问道。 „Everyone also knows, my artifact set built quickly, definitely did not lack one weapon, drew back 10,000 steps, this attribute of sword, affects to me is not big, even if changed into ordinary dark gold, will not make my battle efficiency reduce slightly, therefore, I felt or give need its person, can display a bigger person with be quite good its value, naturally, if which day of war ended, obtained its person to think that does not need, to sell to return gives me, used so many years, how many also a little sentiment.” “大家也知道,我的神器套装快打造好了,肯定不缺一把好武器,退一万步来说,这把剑的属性,对我来说作用也不大了,就算换成一把普通暗金,也不会让我的战斗力降低丝毫,所以,我觉得还是给更需要它的人,能将它的价值发挥更大的人用比较好,当然,如果哪天战争结束了,得到它的人觉得不需要了,可以卖回給我,用了那么多年,多少也有点感情了。” The respective nod that everyone listens, accepted my reason. 大家听的各自点头,接受了我的理由。 At this time, Kurt raised hand. 这时候,库特又举手了。 „Every Boss, I want to confirm, the treasured sword that you said that which treasured sword refers to? But do not play word game.” “凡老大,我还是想确认一下,你说的这个宝剑,到底是指哪个宝剑？可千万别玩文字游戏哈。” „Is serious weapon, what wants to play the word game is you are right the bastard!” “就是正经八百的武器,想玩文字游戏的是你才对吧混蛋！” Accompanied everyone hee hee the haha laughter, the program is starting finally. 伴着大家嘻嘻哈哈的笑声,节目总算开始了。 „Whose first going on stage?” I swept everyone one eyes, discovers no one to act, this consciousness? “谁第一个上场？”我扫了大家一眼,发现没人行动,就这觉悟？ „Wants uncommon Boss you first to perform one.” “要不凡老大你先表演一个吧。” „That is not good, in first often is most vegetables/dishes.” “那可不行,第一个上的往往都是最菜的。” „You said that no one didn't want on?” “你这么说不是更没人愿意上了么？” „Right, in any case you are the tenderer of prize, is not rare, performs one casually, fried the atmosphere.” “对对对,反正你是奖品的提供者,也不稀罕得到,就随便表演一个,把气氛炒起来得了。” Facing creating a disturbance of people, clenching teeth that I hate, who said that I cannot my prize, oneself win. 面对众人的起哄,我恨的咬牙,谁说我就不能把自己的奖品,自己赢回来。 I won my thing depending on the skill, what having isn't good?! 我凭本事赢了自己的东西,有什么不行？！ Will get angry, the vision sweeps, sees everyone to be assemble, the appearance of harmony happiness, heart suddenly soft. 正要发火,目光一扫,看到大家齐聚一堂,其乐融融的样子,心又忽然软了下来。 Perhaps this is the war beforehand last time relaxes, last time banquet, does not know after that but can also such person of neatness, or coarse, after that oneself can also stand here. 这或许是大战之前的最后一次放松,最后一次宴会了,也不知道在那以后,还能不能这么人齐,或者说的难听一点,在那以后,自己还能不能站在这里。 „Considers as finished, I do not haggle over with your group of bastards now, I first I first, how making you have a look at me to decode the first arriving spell!” “算了算了,我今个就不和你们这帮混蛋计较,我先就我先吧,让你们看看我是如何破解第一位登场的魔咒！” Gives up, I spiritedly am immediately self-confident, for a long time has not arrived the magic loudspeaker appears in the hand. 罢了罢手,我随即神气自信起来,许久没有登场过的魔法扩音器出现在手中。 „, Makes me give an excelling performance, sang!” “那么,就让我来表演一个擅长的节目,唱歌！” „Boss, is not applicable!” “老大,使不得啊！” A guy is imageless, tears tears simultaneous/uniform flow throws, holds down me stubbornly. 一众大汉毫无形象,泪涕齐流的扑上来,将我死死按住。 „Your this opens mouth, the program must end ahead of time.” “你这一张嘴,节目就要提前结束了。” Un? To say this song god, once puts out the real skill, first does not have the suspense, doesn't need to continue again? 嗯？是想说本歌神一旦拿出真本事,第一名就毫无悬念,不需要再继续下去了吗？ I accepted this explanation happily, after this group of fellow bang leave office, traded a program. 我高兴的接受了这种解释,将这帮家伙轰下台后,换了一个节目。 „Considers as finished, since everyone requests, thing that I in turn, performance I do not excel.” “算了算了,既然大家都这么要求,我就反过来,表演一个我不擅长的东西吧。” „Good!” “好嘢！” You looked, everyone really showed the smile of loving. 你看,大家果然露出了喜闻乐见的笑容。 „Then favored.” My destiny dantian, exhibits a constipation...... not, is the grand posture of stand pile, is ugly-looking, chin tall face upwards, not only a big fish that looks up to the starry sky, if a being insufferably arrogant wild ape. “那么看好了。”我气运丹田,摆出一个便秘……啊不,是站桩的雄伟姿势,面目狰狞,下巴高仰,既似一条仰望星空的大鱼,又如一尊不可一世的泼猴。 The picture solidified such several seconds, performs facing me furiously, field next peace. 画面凝固了那么几秒,面对我奋力的表演,场下一片安静。 „That meow...... cousin, what you perform is what meow?” Finally, weak raises hand to ask. “那个喵……表哥,你表演的是什么喵？”终于,菲妮弱弱的举手发问。 „To make you guess that what I perform is anything.” I am maintaining the valiant posture, the corners of the mouth. “就是要让你们猜呀,我表演的是什么。”我保持着雄赳赳的姿势,嘴角微咧。 „This a little difficult meow, the thing that the cousin does not excel at were too many, can give a prompt meow?” “这个有点难喵,表哥不擅长的东西实在太多了,能不能给点提示喵？” „Prompt, making me think......” “提示么,让我想想……” Wait, this fellow said to me a moment ago some don't have the polite words very? 等等,这家伙刚才是不是对我说了一些十分没有礼貌的话？ „Prompt is, my nothing.” “提示就是,我没有的东西。” „I knew meow!” The words just became quiet, at present one bright, is pointing at me. “我知道了喵！”话刚落音,菲妮眼前一亮,指着我。 „Moral integrity!” “节操！” I: „......” 我:“……” Everyone: „......” 所有人:“……” I cannot bear at that time, jump down the gathering place, gave a Sparta dead to revolve! 我当时就没能忍住,跳下场子,给了菲妮一记斯巴达死亡回旋！ Although truly possibly is this right, I have no moral integrity, although this time period has not done the matter that anything falls the moral integrity, but before overdrew fierce, until now is unable to make ends meet, even could continue for over a hundred years to pay off, I recognized. 虽然确实可能是这样没错,我没什么节操,虽然这阵子没做什么掉节操的事,但以前透支的过于厉害,至今还是入不敷出,甚至可能要持续上百年才能还清,我认了。 However, you looked at my appearance, didn't have the moral integrity at the performance the bastard?! 但是,你看我刚才的样子,是在表演没节操吗混蛋？！ „Is anything, we absolutely do not have the clue.” “到底是什么,我们完全没有头绪。” „Very is truly difficult to guess, every Boss nothing...... were too many.” The nag pretends a wisdom to be deep, if the appearance of sea. “确实很难猜,凡老大没有的东西……太多了。”老马装作一副智深若海的样子。 Luxurious double seat acceleration version Sparta death big maneuver! 豪华双座加速版斯巴达死亡大回旋！ Finally to finally, no one can guess. 结果到最终,还是没人能猜出来。 „Answer is the imposing manner of expert, your idiots!” “答案是高手的气势啊,你们这些蠢货！” „......” Scene is peaceful, falling the needle may hear. “……”场面再次安静,落针可闻。 „What opinion do you have?” “你们有什么意见吗？” „No, no, even can say that absolutely does not have the issue, proper that very Brother Wu you performs, but......” white beard Ricken is rubbing the temples, racking brains is searching the appropriate glossary. “不,没有,甚至可以说完全没有问题,吴老弟你表演的很到位,只是……”白胡子里肯揉着太阳穴,绞尽脑汁的搜索着合适的词汇。 „Was at once, could not find place that completely can complain.” “就是一时之间,完全找不到可以吐槽的地方。” „Right, like a fish, was coquettish the half of the day, then happily told everyone, my nothing, unexpectedly was both legs, compared with the performance, was the cold joke is rather more appropriate.” “对对对,就像一条鱼,搔首弄姿了半天,然后得意的告诉大家,我没有的东西,竟然是一双腿,比起表演,倒不如说是冷笑话更加合适。” Alley expressed that was offended. 埃里雅表示有被冒犯到。 „Well, I thought that your complaining was very good, to taste.” “咦,我觉得你刚才的吐槽就很好,对味。” „Yes? I told the facts.” “是么？我只是实话实说而言。” „Sometimes to be honest is also complaining.” “有时候说实话也是一种吐槽。” Everyone publishes to summarize, the summary is, read remnantly. 大家你一言我一语的发表总结,总结就是,残念。 First, the host, was eliminated! 第一场,东道主,惨遭淘汰！ ... 。。。