**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Complained turns over to complain, this issue I felt well, replied prudently, rare Princess loli can so carefully examine oneself actions earnestly, I cannot give the belt/bring to be crooked her, in the future will turn into the bad young girl, the natural disposition that caused book was even more bad, did that suffer injury finally not or I? 吐槽归吐槽,这个问题我觉得得好好地,慎重地回答,难得萝莉公主能如此认真的审视自己的所作所为,我可不能把她给带歪了,日后变成了不良少女,导致本子娜的本性越发恶劣,那最终受害是不还是我自己？ On the other hand, what evil I made, why can go to worry about one natural disposition of resentment own fellow to turn into what all day? 话说回来,我到底是做了什么孽,为什么非得去操心一个整天怼自己的家伙的本性会变成什么样？ „, This issue you may probably reply well.” Tiya is also in suspense, urged my one especially. “凡凡,这个问题你可要好好回答。”就连蒂亚也放心不下,特地叮嘱了我一句。 „Relax, will not screw up, looks my.” “放心,不会搞砸的,看我的吧。” „I to thought has not realized this issue the true meaning.” little girl crooked tilting the head, questioned my intelligence quotient and emotional quotient. “我到是觉得凡凡还没有意识到这个问题的真正含义。”小丫头歪了歪头,如此质疑我的智商和情商。 I was not glad at that time, you can question my intelligence quotient, but...... but can also question that my emotional quotient, good, without the problem, I admitted defeat, lost to itself, was sincerely convinced, did not plan to argue again. 我当时就不乐意了,你可以质疑我的智商,但是……但是也能质疑我的情商,好吧,没毛病,我认输了,输给了自己,心服口服,不打算再辩解了。 „You to teach me, what is the true meaning of this issue?” I am discontented with the whisper saying that do not forget you are my dog-headed military strategist, gives me to go to work well feeds. “那你到是教教我,这个问题的真正含义到底是什么？”我不满嘀咕道,别忘了你可是我的狗头军师,给我好好上班啊喂。 „This matter, comprehended to be meaningful.” Tiya was mysterious, hangs fully the appetite, said, will draw back quietly in the future, the preparation touched. “这种事情,得凡凡自己领悟到了才有意义哦。”蒂亚神秘兮兮,吊足了胃口,说完后就悄悄往后退,准备摸了。 Hey, feeds, feeds!!! 喂,喂喂,喂喂喂！！！ If not for others do not know her existence, even if in front of Princess loli, how many under I must seize this little girl to spank ruthlessly, does the critical moment keep guessing to me unexpectedly, has your dog-headed military strategist? 如若不是其他人不知道她的存在,哪怕是当着萝莉公主的面,我都要逮住这小丫头狠狠打几下屁股,关键时刻竟然给我卖关子,有你这种狗头军师么？ „Un coughs, cough cough coughs ——, since you asked sincerely, my showing mercy...... is not right, I meant, I think this issue does not have the standard form answer, can only reply from the respective thought viewpoint.” “嗯咳,咳咳咳——既然你诚心诚意的发问了,我就大发慈悲的……啊不对,我的意思是说,我认为这种问题并没有标准式的答案,只能以各自的思维观点进行回答。” The vision swept one secretly, the sphinx is likely dumb as a wooden chicken, motionless, as if simply does not have to listen to me to speak, to is Princess loli grips tightly a pair of small fist, is staring at me stubbornly. 目光偷扫了一眼,狮身人面像呆若木鸡,一动不动,仿佛根本没在听我说话,到是萝莉公主紧握一双小拳头,死死盯着我。 Which is the sphinx alike main body, is simply clear, done I do not have, when the moor leapt the desire of fish. 哪个才是狮身人面像的本体,简直一目了然,搞的我都没有当沼跃鱼的欲望了。 „I think that this issue the answer...... is not certainly good, wrong definitely made a mistake, after all gave that big trouble to others, therefore intertwines to complete...... actually does not have nothing well necessary.” “我认为这个问题的答案嘛……当然不好,错肯定是错了,毕竟给别人添了那么大的麻烦,所以纠结这么做好不好……其实已经没什么必要。” „What to do that...... should I?” “那……我该怎么办？” „Thinks well, since made the mistake, that must certainly make the best of a bad situation.” “好好想一想,既然做错了,那当然得将错就错啊。” „Ha?” “哈？” „cough cough, cracks a joke, I want to say that since made the mistake, naturally should shoulder the responsibility, was blamed, accepts the corresponding punishment, cannot have the slight complaint.” “咳咳,开玩笑的,我是想说,既然做错了,理所当然应该承担责任,受到责备,接受相应的处罚,不能有丝毫怨言。” „Really, can only so?” Princess loli lowers the head, seemed like one just by the small chickling that the torrential downpour dripped wet, small and weak pitiful no use. “果然,只能如此了么？”萝莉公主低下头,看上去就像是一只刚被倾盆大雨淋湿的小雏鸡,弱小可怜无助。 „But.” Gently on volume heart a ball in Princess loli, in look that in she raised the head startled, I reveal do not know the bright smile of sense of honor. “但是。”轻轻在萝莉公主额心上一弹,在她愕然抬头的眼神中,我露出不知廉耻的灿烂笑容。 A „scholar of our village name was Lu Xun, he had spoken a few words, you know that was what?” “我们村里的一个大学者叫鲁迅,他曾经说过一句话,你知道是什么吗？” Princess loli dull shaking the head. 萝莉公主呆呆的摇了摇头。 „Came.” “来都来了。” „What...... meaning?” “什么……意思？” „Meant, although I made a mistake, but is mistakenly beyond any help, is useless, intertwines uselessly, might as well make the best of a bad situation, looking for a pleasure is happy.” “意思是说,虽然我错了,但错已无可挽回,多想无益,纠结无用,不如将错就错,找点乐子开心开心。” „But, as the matter stands, wasn't on wrong adds wrong?” “可是、可是这样一来,不是错上加错了吗？” „That said that but happy acceptance blame and penalty, with acceptance blame and penalty of looking distressed, which do you choose?” “话是这么说,可是开开心心的接受责备和惩罚,和愁眉苦脸的接受责备和惩罚,你选哪一个？” „If can...... be chooses certainly first......” “如果可以……当然是选第一个了……” „That was right.” “那就对了。” „But...... but......” tricks regarding my full power, Princess loli is unable to get over an emotion as before, regarding such her, I wants to bend the waist to find the clue make, sighed, if she can maintain this should purely good. “可是……可是……”对于我的全力忽悠,萝莉公主依旧无法释怀,对于这样的她,我不禁想要弯下腰去摸摸头,感叹如果她能一直保持这份纯真该有多好啊。 At least my forehead can not need to receive damage again. 至少我的额头可以不用再受到伤害。 „Person is selfish.” “人是自私的。” „Selfish?” “自私？” „Right, selfish, what meaning should you understand are?” “对,自私,你应该懂是什么意思吧？” Princess loli nods. 萝莉公主点点头。 „I am not teaching you to be selfish, said is not the fair personhood truth, when felt that the pain and intertwines, is might as well selfish one time. Perhaps does that will bring the difficulty to others, but thinks in turn, the communication and sentiment among people, because of so have often been connected and sublimated.” “我不是在教你要自私,说的更不是什么中规中矩的做人道理,只是,在感到痛苦和纠结的时候,不妨自私一次。或许这么做,会给别人带来困扰,但是反过来想一想,人与人之间的沟通和感情,往往正是因为如此而得到连接和升华。” „Your meaning said, made the mistake the matter, puts to trouble to everyone, instead will therefore hand over the friend, making the sentiment more intimate?” “您的意思说,做错了事情,给大家添了麻烦,反而会因此交到朋友,让感情变得更加亲密吗？” ...... Simple a few words poked the topic essence, this little loli was not a little good to trick. 呃……简简单单一句话就戳到了话题本质,这小萝莉有点不大好忽悠呀。 „Incorrect what has? At present best chestnuts, if you did not ask me to help you leave home, if you are thinking at that time did not put to trouble to me, did not ask me, will we have happening together? Also will become team member like the present?” “有什么不对的吗？眼前就有一个最好的栗子,如果你不拜托我帮你离家出走,如果你当时想着的是不给我添麻烦,不这么拜托我的话,那我们还会有交集吗？还会像现在这样成为队友吗？” „......” Princess loli seems to be pondering and digesting diligently. “……”萝莉公主似乎在努力思考和消化。 „Not critical feared that puts to trouble to others, not critical feared that the production of issue, what is truly fearful is halts, because of many worries, but is unable to tread the first step.” I while the hot hammering, attack with heavy blows. “不要害怕给别人添麻烦,不要害怕问题的产生,真正可怕的是顿足不前,因为过多的顾虑,而无法踏出第一步。”我乘热打铁,重拳出击。 【, You is changing the concept.】 Before seeing I am flickering unscrupulously, best friend...... not, was the 30,000 years ago best friends, little girl was a little unable to continue watching, jumped to complain one. 【凡凡,你这是在偷换概念哦。】见我肆无忌惮的忽悠着前闺蜜……哦不,是三万年前的闺蜜,小丫头有点看不下去了,跳出来吐槽一句。 Shut up, my is guarding Athena! 闭嘴啦,我这是在守卫雅典娜！ The words that does not believe that can lift my cape layer upon layer greatly, innermost absolutely is the bright yellow vestment, with a same color heart! 不信的话,大可以掀开我的层层斗篷,最里面的绝对是黄澄澄的圣衣,和一颗同样颜色的心！ Rumble!!! 轰隆隆！！！ Has not waited for Princess loli’s consciousness, a land acoustic shock cry, stops suddenly in our present sphinx likely again wings, leaps high, rushes to the upper air straightly, vanished in dazzling Sun. 没有等来萝莉公主的觉悟,大地忽然一声震鸣,阻拦在我们眼前的狮身人面像再次翅膀,高高一跃,笔直冲上高空,消失在了耀眼的太阳之中。 Should this...... be pass through?! 这……应该算是过关了吧？！ You looked, I won! 你看,我赢了！ Corners of the mouth one crooked, monkey that the resembles that I smile only applauds happily. 嘴角一歪,我笑的像只开心鼓掌的猴子。 You look at you to look, I said that you can ridicule my intelligence quotient, but cannot ridicule that my emotional quotient...... not, I thought that is good in turn, you can ridicule my emotional quotient, but cannot ridicule that my intelligence quotient, this is of pleasant to hear. 你看你看,我就说吧,你们可以嘲笑我的智商,但不能嘲笑我的情商……不不不,我觉得还是反过来的好,你们可以嘲笑我的情商,但不能嘲笑我的智商,这样更好听一些。 On the other hand, why can have is ridiculed equally may not? 话说回来,为什么非得有一样被嘲笑不可？ Transmitted a sigh of Tiya little girl on hearing behind, during the sigh as if also brings the point to think through anything's relieved feeling. 就听见背后传来一声蒂亚小丫头的叹息,叹息之中似乎又带着点想通了什么的安心感觉。 „What's wrong?” My askew head, rides Princess loli is still in a daze, shifts behind, good to flirt with the eyes. “怎么了？”我歪歪头,乘着萝莉公主还在发呆,转向身后,好一通眉来眼去。 I understood. 哦,我明白了。 „Is because cannot taste the sphinx to seem like what taste, looks at the opposite party to run helplessly, felt that regretted right.” “是因为没能尝到狮身人面像是什么口味,眼睁睁看着对方跑了,感到懊悔对吧。” „No, that is completely the stone, statue.” little girl swinging like the rattle-drum , indicating that the stone is not delicious. “不,那完全就是石头吧,石像吧。”小丫头头摇的像拨浪鼓一样,表示石头可不好吃。 „Perhaps exposes to the sun can also eat?” “说不定晒一晒也能吃？” „Wú! Is really repugnant, do not work as the fool me, I am not eat!” “唔！凡凡真讨厌,别把我当笨蛋啦,我也不是什么都吃的！” „What vigor did you sigh?” “那你叹个什么劲？” „I felt bumped into to go through a strategic pass by, does not know that is good is bad.” “我只是觉得,被凡凡误打误撞过了关,不知道是好是坏。” „What is bumps into? My this is the real skill that depends on!” “啥叫误打误撞？我这是凭的真本事！” „......” “……” It is not, do you want to challenge my metropolis sentiment master, the emotional quotient intelligence quotient must have equally by the authority of person of ridicule? 不是,你这是想挑战我这个都市感情大师,情商智商必有一样被嘲笑之人的权威么？ „Good, I understood.”, Princess loli made noise suddenly suddenly, frightens me one big to jump, hurries to end and confrontation of little girl. “好的,我明白了。”冷不防的,萝莉公主忽然出声,吓了我一大跳,赶紧结束和小丫头的对峙。 „I will hit energy, well diligently.” “我会打起精神,好好努力的。” „This was right.” “这样就对了。” I was somewhat terribly suspicious and fearful on the contrary, is this mouth artillery so really fierce? Thought through all of a sudden? Buoyed up? Prepared to abandon something as beyond redemption? 我反倒有些疑神疑鬼了,这嘴炮真有那么厉害？一下子就想通了？振作起来了？准备破罐子破摔了？ „How although to see that the monkey gentlemen do not seem like can say the word of praise person, but this time, enlightened Athena only, must thank, bows thanks.” When drops are many villain partner, at this time also jumps, is raising the skirt swayed, just scratches the surface bends the waist to me, salutes gracefully. “虽然怎么看猴子先生都不像是能说出好话的人,但是唯独这一次,开导了雅典娜,必须感谢,鞠躬感谢。”掉线多时的小人偶,此时也跳出来,提着裙摆,蜻蜓点水般的向我弯腰,优雅行礼。 „Minor matter, minor matter.” I gives up, how while deliberately considers should make this little thing understand, who is how saw does not seem like can say the word of praise fellow. “小事一桩,小事一桩。”我一边罢手,一边寻思着该如何让这小东西明白,到底谁才是那个怎么看都不像是能说出好话的家伙。 „Ok, the path has opened access, the ancient buried treasure in the front is waiting for us, immediately.” “好了,道路已经畅通无阻,古老的宝藏就在前方等着我们,立刻出发吧。” „!” I coordinate raises hand to shout loudly one, suddenly thinks of anything, the heart hurts, the tears had blurred the eyes. “嗷！”我配合的举手高呼一声,忽然间想到什么,心一疼,泪光已然模糊了双眼。 The initial plot setting is what is coming? 最初的剧情设定是什么来着？ Pitiful had Lesser Evil...... really forgotten by this Princess loli completely? Then, from the beginning by me is thought not has in the four great heavenly gods that is photosensitive fast leaves the stage weakest lion scorpion queen, unexpectedly is actor's pay most one? 可怜的魔王……果然已经完全被这萝莉公主遗忘了么？这么说来,一开始被我认为毫无存在感光速退场的四大天王里最弱一个的狮蝎女王,竟然才是戏份最多的一个？ ... 。。。