**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Second asked!” “第二问！” The sphinx dignified voice rumble resounds through the entire canyon likely again. 狮身人面像威严的声音再次轰隆隆响彻整个峡谷。 Receives the popcorn joyful water, I start to balance the mentality, since perhaps this has been enters the dreamland the most difficult checkpoint, cannot like first ask absolutely treats it lightly, lets success go to the head, almost oneself play oneself. 收起爆米花快乐水,我开始摆正心态,或许这才是自己进入梦境以来遇到的最艰难的关卡,绝对不能像第一问那样掉以轻心,得意忘形,差点自己把自己玩死了。 Come, making you experience, I who am earnest, Savior whole-heartedly. 来吧,让你们见识一下,认真起来的我,全力以赴的救世主。 „Matter is this, is a friend of my friend, heard from my friend there that matter, is the friend of friend my I do not know completely, she has a best friend, is this, her best friend has married, marries completely the man who a not feeling could not be joined to her best friend, is such, but, because and best friend in plays frequently together, is not there is a saying the callow rookie has become an old pro, on is like this, felt after being familiar, that male, felt also alright, is like this., When does not know, the friend of friend my does not know completely, suddenly discovered, oneself does not know when also liked this male, what to do wants to ask should, was this.” “事情是这样的,就是我一个朋友的朋友,从我朋友那里听说了那回事,就是我那个我完全不认识的朋友的朋友,她有一个闺蜜,就是这样的,她的闺蜜呢已经结了婚,嫁了个不怎么起眼感觉完全配不上她闺蜜的男人,就是这样的,但是呢,因为和闺蜜经常在一起玩,不是有句话叫一回生二回熟嘛,就是这样子的,感觉熟悉以后那个男的,感觉也还可以,然后是是这样的,不知道什么时候,我这个完全不认识的朋友的朋友,忽然发现,自己不知道什么时候也喜欢上了这个男的,想问一下自己该怎么办,就是这样的。” I: „......” 我:“……” It is not, this? This? 不是,就这？就这？ Did your it meow in high noon of scorching sun, inside a broad boundless big desert, in front of an ancient grand pyramid, a sphinx resembles of your dignified wisdom, ask this topic? 你它喵的在一个骄阳似火的正午时分,一个广阔无际的大沙漠里头,在一座古老宏伟的金字塔面前,你一只威严睿智的狮身人面像,就问这话题？ Is this metropolis soap theater of 3 : 00 pm? 这是下午 3 点的都市肥皂剧场吧？ However I am not angry. 但是我不生气。 Because of this issue...... 因为这种问题…… Skillful, my it meow excels very much! 巧了,我它喵的又是很擅长的呀！ Which is in peeled soaked green beans metropolis emotion class domestic-made soap opera 2 district, I have not looked? 试问,豆瓣都市情感类国产电视剧二分区里的哪一部,是我没看过的？ Dog blood quick incarnadine pair of child sea of mouth blowout! 嘴里喷出的狗血都快染红双子海了！ Opens out bewildered helpless Princess loli, I raise behind cloak, the buttocks bring BGM, steps the meteor stride to go forward. 拨开一脸茫然无助的萝莉公主,我扬起身后的披风,屁股自带BGM,迈着流星大步上前。 Very regrettable, although you are protagonist, but, the present is my round! 很遗憾啊,虽然你是主角,但是,现在是我的回合！ „This issue I can answer, but must supply a more detailed information.” “这个问题我能答,但是必须提供更详细的信息。” „Ok.” “可以。” Unexpected good speech this only disgrace person facial features. 意外的好说话嘛这只失身人面像。 „First, this friend the best friend of friend, what person is, what character for example is about?” “首先,这个朋友的朋友的闺蜜,是个什么样的人,譬如说大致是什么性格？” Hesitated the moment, seems considering the words and expressions, the sphinx is opening the mouth likely slowly. 迟疑了片刻,似乎在斟酌着字句,狮身人面像缓缓开口。 „Is has character that the friend who lets that friend envies, talented person.” “是个有着让那个朋友的朋友羡慕的性格,才华横溢的人。” Hey, the character of therefore envying is what character feeds! This was not equal to that has not said. 喂喂,所以说羡慕的性格到底是什么性格啊喂！这不是等于没有说么。 However these five phrases successfully stimulated my inspiration talented. 不过才华横溢这五个字眼成功激发了我的灵感。 „Proper, generally is similar this setting perfect role, living is about three volumes, the friend high-rank of your friend may soon...... ” “妥了,一般类似这种设定完美的角色,活不过三集的,你那个朋友的朋友上位指日可……哎哟。” The head was knocked, why Tiya do you hit me suddenly? I said what has is not right? What opinion do you have to my metropolis emotion master? 脑袋被敲了,蒂亚你为什么忽然打我？我说的有什么不对么？你对我这个都市情感大师有什么意见么？ Good, it seems like Tiya also likes this kind of dog blood script, you looked, was mad to knocking my head, before she had not hit me. 好吧,看来蒂亚也蛮喜欢这类狗血剧本的,你看,都气到敲我脑袋了,以前她可是从来没有打过我的。 Since Tiya does not like, favors the wife crazy demon, I decide to change a mentality. 既然蒂亚不喜欢,身为宠妻狂魔,我决定换一个思路。 „I can understand again, what character is the friend of your friend?” “我可以再了解一下,你那个朋友的朋友是什么性格吗？” „Timid, hesitant, spiritless, shows off power.” Without slight hesitation, the sphinx then replies likely immediately. “胆小,犹豫,懦弱,逞强。”没有丝毫的迟疑,狮身人面像立刻便回答道。 You looked, this cannot give the answer that I want well, reply what's the matter? 你看,这不是能好好给出我想要的答案么,刚才的回答是怎么回事？ But...... is such character? Un, I understood, such character is very good, is suiting is the female lord. 只不过……是这样的性格么？嗯,我懂了,这样的性格很好,正适合做女主。 „Then two people relations how?” “然后两人的关系如何？” „Kisses/Intimate with the sisters.” “亲同姐妹。” „Superficial sisters?” “表面姐妹？” Does not know why Tiya thump thump thump knocked my head. 不知为何蒂亚又咚咚咚的敲我的头了。 „Sentiment gold/metal is firm.” “情比金坚。” The sphinx resembles is using assuredly incomparable, lets person of an affirmation tone that does not have the means not to believe that said layer on layer/heavily. 狮身人面像用着笃定无比,让人没办法不相信的肯定口吻,重重说道。 „That may trouble, the sentiment is so good, the opposite party personality is so perfect, the female lord is this temper, it seems like is really the traffic accident...... cough cough, I meant, makes a traffic accident to the male lord, lets the friend depressing sentiment of friend, works as the best friend couple one breath to erupt, in day that in heavy snow flutters about, pushes to the high tide...... I to mean the plot, has hidden is not a matter, right.” “那可就麻烦了,感情那么好,对方性格还那么完美,女主又是这种性子,看来果然是车祸……咳咳,我的意思是说,给男主制造一场车祸,让朋友的朋友压抑的感情,当着闺蜜夫妻一口气爆发出来,在一个大雪纷飞的日子里,将剧情推向高潮……我的意思是说,一直藏藏掩掩的也不是个事,对吧。” The back of the head felt death staring of Tiya, I changed a statement hastily, was today's Tiya? The feeling is a little fearful, but obtained double guts me, is very strong, the curve does completely not empty. 后脑勺感受到蒂亚的死亡凝视,我连忙改口,今天的蒂亚是怎么了？感觉有点可怕呀,但是获得了双倍胆量的我,也很强,曲线作死起来完全不虚。 „Said again.” Pinched the chin, before I have no immediate concern to oneself , an idle talk that speaks irresponsibly and sarcastically, selected the pen of adding the finishing touch. “再说了。”捏了捏下巴,我事不关己站着说话不腰疼的给之前一通废话,点下了画龙点睛之笔。 „Can plural marriage, why not help supply each other in any case, from kissing/betrothal to kissing/betrothal isn't fragrant with the sisters with the sisters? What is the friend of your friend intertwining?” “反正可以一夫多妻,何不互通有无呢,从亲同姐妹到亲同姐妹难道不香么？你那个朋友的朋友到底在纠结个啥？” Although said the dregs, in fact oneself are also dregs male one, cannot gain ground before master brother single-minded unreasoning passion top quality handsome man completely, but the Dark Continent atmosphere custom itself/Ben is this, should this be the easiest answer? 虽然这么说很渣,实际上自己也是渣男一枚,在大师兄这种专一痴情极品美男子面前完全抬不起头,但暗黑大陆的风气习俗本就是这样,这应该是最轻松的答案了吧？ This thinks that must hitting by Tiya, unexpectedly exceptionally peaceful, has turned head trembling, discovered that Tiya is tilting the head visits me, the strangeness that the vision could not say, the looked my neck shrank, this is the storm to prelude? 本以为又要挨蒂亚的打,不料身后异常的安静,战战兢兢回过头,发现蒂亚正歪头看着我,目光说不出的诡异,看的我脖子又是一缩,这难道是暴风雨将至的前奏？ Finally, little girl shows a big bright smile suddenly, gives the thumbs-up toward me, hints to do attractively. 结果,小丫头忽然间露出一个大大的灿烂笑容,朝我竖起了大拇指,示意干得漂亮。 It is not right, felt that today all people are not right, little girl is not right, as a female, how the heart should not the point approve this reply again broadly, Princess loli is also, will the long time occupy her in boudoir possibly to have this question? In is it possible that what her library is hiding seriously, can make three not have the princess also at present one brightly, calls out in alarm strange book that listens to reason? 不对劲,感觉今天所有的人都不对劲,小丫头不对劲,身为女性,再怎么心胸宽广也不该点赞这种回答吧,还有萝莉公主也是,久居深闺的她怎么可能会有这种疑问呢？莫非她那图书馆里藏着什么不得了的,能让三无公主也眼前一亮,惊呼受教的怪书？ Cannot master, cannot comprehend completely , was slandered by the world for harem male me, most is the pure women has not mastered including the two thoughts unexpectedly at present. 搞不懂,完全搞不懂,没想到,被世人污蔑为后宫男的我,竟然连眼前两个心思最是单纯的女人都没搞懂。 The women, your name called......, with this 30,000 years ago greasy tune disgusting, I held oneself mouth unexpectedly. 女人,你的名字叫……啊呸,竟然拿这种三万年前的油腻腔调恶心自己,我掌自己嘴。 Compares refreshed passing through that first asked that this sphinx resembles worked as the machine to be very long, as if accepted this answer reluctantly, felt oneself could not find a better way, therefore reluctant made us pass through. 相比第一问的爽快过关,这一次狮身人面像当机了很久,似乎才勉勉强强接受这个答案,感觉自己也找不到更好的办法,于是不情不愿的让我们过关。 „Third asked!” “第三问！” Anymore should not be the strange issue, no, if I am good at that strange point might also as well. 千万别再是怪问题,不,如果是我擅长的话那么怪一点也无妨。 The sphinx that Prayer, waits for at heart silently third asked likely is actually especially simple, is unable to understand to me simply all of a sudden. 心里默默祈祷一番,等来的狮身人面像第三问却是格外简单,简单到我一下子无法理解。 „Putting oneself in another's place, you thought she does complete like this?” “设身处地,你觉得她这样做好么？” First, 【She】 Whom refers to? 首先,【她】指的是谁？ Next, 【She】 What made? 其次,【她】到底做了什么？ The brain circled five points of eight, I a little found out the mentality finally. 脑筋绕了五环八圈,我总算有点摸清楚思路了。 The major premise of this issue, should be the question of Princess Lourie innermost feelings, understood this point, according to the sports teacher taught again in proper order, relates the context, this 【She】, Should refer to Princess Lourie right. 这个问题的大前提,应该是萝莉公主自己内心的疑问,理解了这一点,再按照体育老师循循教导,联系上下文,这个【她】,应该指的是萝莉公主自身没错了。 Principle clear this point, 【Made anything】 Solved a case instantaneously, should refer to her running arbitrarily this matter. 理清楚这一点,【做了什么】就瞬间破案了,应该指的是她擅自跑出来这件事。 I hide the truth from everyone to run like this arbitrarily the travel, in the clan was certainly in great confusion, this really? This issue should understand right. 我这样瞒着大家擅自跑出来旅行,族里一定乱成一团了吧,这样真的好吗？这个问题应该就是这么理解没错了。 Thinks not to have the problem carefully, as long as Princess loli also a little conscience, to Horadric clan also a little sentiment, will leave home this matter to be troubled arbitrarily for oneself, feels guilty, she should be let alone is quite conscientious, compared with having sentimental good child. 仔细想想也没毛病,但凡萝莉公主还有点良心,对赫拉迪克族还有点感情,也会为自己擅自离家出走这件事感到不安,感到愧疚,更何况她应该还是一个比较有良心,比较有感情的好孩子。 Un, is at least more conscientious than 30,000 years later book. 嗯,至少比三万年后的本子娜有良心。 This all the way, although her anything had not said that but the innermost feelings are also the unusual suffering, perhaps the mind battles in the Celestial every time, the black devil seduces her, making her in remain in not the much time , to continue to track down own dream, do not care about the feeling of others again ; white Angel advised her, although the blunder has cast, but was better late than never, is still not late, should the return trip go home immediately, making the clansmen feel at ease. 这一路上,虽然她什么也没说,但想必内心也是非常的煎熬吧,说不定每时每刻脑海都在天人交战,黑色的魔鬼诱惑她,让她在所剩不多的时间里,继续追寻自己的梦想,不要再顾及其他人的感受;白色的天使劝告她,虽然大错已铸,但亡羊补牢,犹自未晚,应该立刻返程回家,让族人们安心下来。 Originally in her petite weak body, in the timid shy soul, is actually bearing the so tremendous pressure. 原来她那娇小虚弱的身躯中,胆怯害羞的灵魂里,竟然承受着如此大的压力。 The one who made me shock and admire, is withstanding her of so tremendous pressure, can branch out part of thoughts to manipulate the villain unexpectedly to conduct 360 degrees all-around cold blood brutal complaining to me occasionally, even she has not let off! 更令我震惊和佩服的是,承受着如此巨大压力的她,竟然还能分出一部分心思操纵小人偶对我进行三百六十度全方位冷血无情的吐槽,甚至连她自己都没放过！ This is what kind of jin industry vanguard! 这是何等的堇业先锋！ The day does not live my Athena, inundates eternally like the endless night! 天不生我雅典娜,漫才界万古如长夜！ ... 。。。