**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** I held the body tightly, hit a chill inexplicably, sends out „~~ ~”. 我紧抱了抱身体,莫名打了一个恶寒,发出“咝~~~”的一声。 „What's wrong, did the monkey mister feel finally coldly? Is it possible that was Athena's curse becomes effective finally?” “怎么,猴子先生终于感到冷了？莫非是雅典娜的诅咒终于生效了？” „Is only a chill, always felt that you said very serious words, why with no reason at all can curse me?” “只是一阵恶寒而已,总感觉你说了很不得了的话,为什么无缘无故的要诅咒我？” „Because of the monkey mister, making our journeys strange, ran into all kinds of odd people.” “都是因为猴子先生,让我们的旅途变得古古怪怪,遇到了各式各样的怪人。” „First, without my you cannot come out, third, the strange people are you bring!” “第一,没有我你们根本出不来,第三,古古怪怪的人都是你带来的吧！” „Why then the monkey mister will feel the chill?” “那么猴子先生为什么会感到恶寒呢？” Shifts the topic the bastard, this is my unique skill, then because easily can hoodwink? 转移话题么混蛋,这可是我的拿手绝活,因为那么轻易就能蒙混过去？ Was together such a long time, I almost also the behavior that is used to the villain to be all right to find fault occasionally, after all all the way strange lonely, if can say of pleasant to hear was good, for example praised me...... 也罢,相处了那么长时间,我差不多也习惯了小人偶没事找茬的行为,毕竟一路上怪冷清的,如果能说点好听的就好了,比如说夸我…… ...... Everyone helps me think quickly, what merit I do have to come? 呃……大家快帮我想想,我有什么优点来着？ „Detected a moment ago suddenly, has probably the line of sight to stare at me.” “刚才忽然察觉到,好像有视线一直在盯着我。” „Is staring 【You】, It is not staring 【We】?” “是盯着【你】,不是盯着【我们】？” „Has the issue?” “有问题么？” The villains pull out a mirror to be placed in front of me occasionally silently, seemed asking, what you do have to be worth staring? 小人偶默默掏出一面镜子摆在我面前,似乎在问,你有什么值得被盯的？ „Characteristics that this, I actually some should not be easy to attract attention.” “别这样,我其实也有一些容易受到瞩目的特点。” „For example?” “比如说？” „......” “……” Hateful, the time had passed by for enough ten seconds, can no one want to come out unexpectedly?! 可恶,时间已经过去了足足十秒钟,竟然还是没人能想出来么？！ „Probably had not met monster again.” I shifted the topic wisely. “好像一直没有再遇到怪物了。”我明智的转移了话题。 The line of sight falls the front, that coffin and dwarf have just like been in one, evolve the evil impossible to put into words lifeform, leading us to move toward a road of no return. 视线落到前方,那棺材和矮人俨然已经合为一体,进化成了邪恶的不可言状生物,带领着我们走向一条不归路。 „Meets monster also to be solved by the monkey mister in any case instantaneously.” “反正遇到怪物也会被猴子先生瞬间解决。” „This, do not hit energy to come, cannot, because was solved by me instantaneously does not appear.” “别这样,打起精神来,不能因为瞬间被我解决就不出现了呀。” „Movement too has no way to see clearly quickly how eliminate, therefore is unable to change to a lot of invalid writing packing biography.” “动作太快根本没法看清怎么被消灭的所以无法化作大量的无效文字填充传记。” „......” “……” Loses the respect to lose the respect, originally is in the person of same belief the person, skill also great who this complained. 失敬失敬,原来是同道中人,恁这自我吐槽的功力也不浅哈。 „Moreover you plan to expose to the sun many dried meat! Saw that these dried meat Athena are having the nightmare every night!” “而且你到底打算晒多少肉干啊！看到这些肉干雅典娜每天晚上都在做噩梦！” „It is not, I do not think, but these enemies came, moreover seems like also such...... is good to expose to the sun.” My slanting eye cast aside a Tiya fast, the chief criminal in this. “不是,我也不想,但是那些敌人来都来了,而且看起来还那么的……好晒。”我斜目飞快撇了一眼蒂亚,罪魁祸首在这呢。 „You exposed to the sun to are eat!” “那你晒了到是吃啊！” „It is not I wants to eat exposes to the sun.” “也不是我想吃才晒的。” „Do you expose to the sun to do?” “那你晒来干嘛？” „Had not said a moment ago , because the enemy seems like very good to expose to the sun.” “刚才不是已经说了么,是因为敌人看起来很好晒。” So is noisy, to is not lonely, but finally or no one can master, why must expose to the sun the dried meat, why exposes to the sun the good dried meat no one to eat, monster why frequently presented before vanished, is a focus of public attention(?) Why final two new team member does not come. 一路这么吵吵嚷嚷的,到也不寂寞,只是最后还是没人能搞懂,为什么要晒肉干,晒好的肉干为什么没人吃,为什么之前频繁出现的怪物消失了,万众瞩目(？)的最后两名新队友为什么迟迟不来。 Gets out of trouble for two days in the desert deep place, we finally found the destination near a Grand Canyon, that is one...... 在沙漠深处兜兜转转两天,我们终于在一条大峡谷附近找到了目的地,那是一座…… „Feeding this is not pyramid feeds.” “喂这不是金字塔么喂。” „This very does not have the imposing manner, what issue has?” “这不是挺有气势的么,有什么问题吗？” „Issue big went to me not to know where should complain if in brief your ancestor has mystical powers to jump to kill you from the coffin that can be mad.” “问题大了去我都不知道该吐槽哪里了总之若是你的祖先有灵一定会气的从棺材里蹦出来将你打死。” „First did not say this.” Athena seems to be enthusiastic, probably was bored for several days finally to find a pleasure. “先不说这个。”雅典娜似乎十分来劲,就好像是无聊了好几天终于找到了点乐子。 „According to the general repertoire, the entrance will definitely have the gate guard.” “按照一般套路,入口处肯定会有门卫。” „Probably such matter.” I have been disinclined to stop, in any case by this Princess loli’s story , the imagination any powerful enemy, comes out a bit faster, then died by my punch. “好像是这么回事。”我已经懒得去阻拦了,反正以这萝莉公主的阅历,也想象不出什么强大的敌人,快点出来吧,然后被我一拳打死。 „On behalf of the wisdom and courage pyramid, is not the brute force can pass through.” This Princess loli a face warned me earnestly, perhaps mixed the ripe relations thoroughly, recently spoke not stutter. “代表智慧和勇气的金字塔,绝非蛮力可以通行。”这萝莉公主一脸认真的告诫我,或许是彻底混熟的关系,最近说话也不结巴了。 „It is not, how did pyramid represent the wisdom and courage?” “不是,金字塔怎么就代表智慧和勇气了？” „This is unimportant.” “这并不重要。” It is not, is this how unimportant? Believed me in 1000 the building block to be battered to death you? 不是,这怎么就不重要了？信不信我一千年积木砸死你？ „Came!” Athena raised the head suddenly, the sunny sky curls up the strong winds suddenly, a pair of giant wing is whipping slowly, in our at present, the entrance of pyramid, squats to lie slowly. “来了！”雅典娜蓦然抬头,晴朗的天空忽然卷起狂风,一双巨大的翅膀徐徐拍打着,在我们的眼前,金字塔的入口处,缓缓蹲趴下来。 „Sphinx resembles!” “狮身人面像！” „Disgrace person facial features?” “失身人面像？” „Lion body! Lion body!” “狮身！狮身！” I must acknowledge, Princess loli suppresses to blush to brandish the small hand very to sprout/moe toward the appearance that I protested, if were trades to be the villain partner...... 我得承认,萝莉公主憋红了脸挥舞小手朝我抗议的样子挺萌的,如果是换做小人偶…… „Disgrace monkey facial features mister please shut up, do not disturb to Athena the serious and sacred moment.” “失身猴面像先生请闭嘴,不要打扰对于雅典娜来说严肃而神圣的一刻。” You looked, she will say, is not cute. 你看,她就会这么说,一点都不可爱。 „Good, the enemy appeared, this/should I acted.” I brandished the arm, sphinx likely also good, the disgrace person facial features are also good, punch flew to be right. “好吧,敌人出现了,该我出手了。”我抡了抡胳膊,狮身人面像也好,失身人面像也好,一拳打飞就对了。 The words saying that my recent person did suppose looks familiar more and more? 话说我最近的人设是不是越来越眼熟了？ „Wait, it is not an enemy.” “等等,它不是敌人。” „Nanie?!” “纳尼？！” „Before had also said that this is the test of wisdom and courage, the opposite party is an examination official.” “之前也说过,这是智慧和勇气的考验,对方是考官。” „Absolutely correct!” Talking in whispers in tent, listened to likely completely by outside sphinx, it sends out deafeningly, just like stone stiff ice-cold rumble loud sound sound. “完全正确！”帐篷内的窃窃私语,不知怎地被外面的狮身人面像完全听去了,它发出震耳欲聋的,宛若石头般生硬冰冷的轰隆隆巨响声。 „To enter pyramid, must reply that my three issues, answered mistakenly any together, will become the good food in my gap between teeth.” “想要进入金字塔,就必须回答我的三个问题,答错了任何一道,都会成为我牙缝里的美食。” „Isn't able with the issue that the fist solves?” “无法用拳头解决的问题？” My awkward flexure scratched the head, recently could not solve the problem very much popularly, solved the person who had problems? Can't we catch up with tidal current? 我为难的挠了挠头,最近不是很流行解决不了问题,就解决出问题的人么？难道我们就不能赶一把潮流？ Ok, steady wave of good that instigates a point, let alone...... 算了,还是稳一波怂一点的好,更何况…… „My intelligence quotient does not drop, does not have idea to this checkpoint, should be one's turn you to arrive.” Hints Princess loli and villain partner, as protagonist, should show your values and actor's pays. “我智商不咋滴,对这种关卡没辙,该轮到你们登场了。”示意萝莉公主和小人偶,身为主角,也该展现你们的价值与戏份了。 „Grazes a horse!” The villains make threatening gestures occasionally, not the empty, dry/does attractiveness, I like this moment you. “放马过来吧！”小人偶张牙舞爪,丝毫不虚,干的漂亮,我喜欢这一刻的你。 „First asked!” “第一问！” The backless stool, the popcorn, the joyful water, I enter instantaneously surround the pattern. 板凳,爆米花,快乐水,我瞬间进入围观模式。 „Writing time what to do falls into the inspirational depletion period should?” “写作的时候陷入灵感枯竭期该怎么办？” The previous second of also valiant spirited princess person occasionally, instantaneous OTZ kneels down confidently, the back only has the black white accent, and casts the praying for rescue vision to me. 前一秒还自信十足雄赳赳气昂昂的公主人偶,瞬间OTZ跪倒在地,背影只剩下黑白色调,并向我投来求救目光。 The popcorn that the mouth just forced, follows gradually the mouth of opening, a grain of grain falls. 嘴里刚塞进去的爆米花,就这么伴随着逐渐张大的嘴巴,一粒一粒掉了下来。 At that moment, I became aware. 那一刻,我悟了。 This is Princess loli’s dream. 这是萝莉公主的梦。 The sphinx seems like fantasy that she creates. 狮身人面像是她创造出来的幻想物。 Therefore , the sphinx alike issue, is actually her own subconscious the issue that wants to clarify. 所以说,狮身人面像的问题,其实就是她自己潜意识想要弄清楚的问题。 Therefore, now can understand why we are well-read, will Princess Athena of intelligent incarnation, be attacked and sunk by the first issue instantaneously? 所以,现在可以理解为什么我们博览群书,智慧化身的雅典娜公主,会被第一个问题瞬间击沉了么？ —— this is her own issue! ——这本来就是她自己的问题！ Naturally, this is unimportant, more importantly, my it meow was also brought by this fellow to the pit in! 当然,这并不重要,重要的是,我它喵的又被这家伙带到坑里了！ Otherwise, you counted on that similarly is the person dwarf and orphan of occasionally can answer this issue? 不然,你指望同样是人偶的矮人和孤儿能回答这个问题？ However this issue I excel! 但是这个问题我擅长啊！ Therefore I decide to forgive Princess loli, at this time, should make her know as an elder, a seasoned person, before , the value of wave is. 所以我决定原谅萝莉公主,这种时候,是该让她知道作为一名长者,一名过来人,一名前浪的价值所在。 „Actually this issue is very simple, increases new role was enough, new student/life strength can always bring the new vigor and new inspiration.” “其实这个问题很简单,增加一名新角色就行了,新生的力量总是能带来新的活力和新的灵感。” „If in increases the new role under without the means the premise?” Princess loli blurts to ask, feeds, you to are also cover up to me slightly! “若是在没办法增加新角色的前提下呢？”萝莉公主脱口问道,喂喂,你到是也稍微给我遮掩一下啊！ „Has the means.” I pushed the bridge of the nose , to continue to choose to forgive. “还是有办法的。”我推了推鼻梁,继续选择原谅。 „Without the means increases the new role, that offers sacrifices not to have the old role of value, solemn and stirring self- Sacrifice, can arouse the resonance of reader, works up the mood of reader, stimulates the ponder of reader, making the reader's impression to the role more profound, then promotes the work the ideological depth.” “如果没办法增加新角色的话,那就献祭一名已经没有价值的旧角色,悲壮的自我牺牲,可以引起读者的共鸣,调动读者的情绪,激发读者的思考,让读者对角色的印象更加深刻,进而提升作品的思想深度。” I more said more am enthusiastic, does not know when starts to gesticulate, sputtering. 我越说越来劲,不知什么时候就开始比手画脚,口沫横飞。 „Knows how to use the simplest way to build a given name to do?” “知道如何用最简单的办法打造一本名作吗？” „Wha...... what means? Please must grant instruction!” Princess loli that bright and intelligent eye, bright headlights on full beam probably. “什……什么办法？请务必赐教！”萝莉公主那水汪汪的眼睛,亮的像是远光灯。 „Has the matter dead wife, being all right dead brothers, and matches by 【Incense stick|Fragrant disappearing jade perishes】, 【Will lose me to love forever】 And so on section name/reputation, guarantees succeeds all at once certainly.” “有事死老婆,没事死兄弟,并配以【香消玉殒】、【永失吾爱】之类的章名,保准一炮打响。” „Thanks the master, now what to do I know should!” Serious to me good a big ritual, Princess loli as if forgot is still accepting the test to be the same, the whole face raised the pen excitedly, must fall...... “谢谢师傅,我现在知道该怎么办了！”郑重的向我行了一记大礼,萝莉公主似乎忘记了还在接受考验一般,满脸兴奋的提起了笔,就要落下…… „Wait!” “等等！” My swoops, grasps her hand stubbornly, sheds bitter tears. 我一个飞扑,将她的手死死抱住,痛哭流涕。 I made a mistake, I am mental handicap, my brain is remnant, I am bored, I violate inexpensively! 我错了,我智障,我脑残,我无聊,我犯贱！ I really knew wrong! 我真的知错了！ Therefore do not offer sacrifices I, I do not want dead! 所以别献祭我,我不想死！ ... 。。。 ... 。。。