**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Wait!” “等等！” Moves the tent just bridged over the pyramid entrance and desert outside world light/only and shadow boundary, Princess loli slightly handles gently lifts, is serious, in my eyes, is a face I must do the expression of matter completely. 移动帐篷刚跨过金字塔入口与沙漠外界的光和影的分界线,萝莉公主小手轻抬,面色凝重,在我眼中,完全就是一脸我又要搞事的表情。 „I thought that at present this ancient grave is not simple.” “我觉得眼前这座古墓并不简单。” „I also believe, what clue you do have?” I am bored to death spoke thoughtlessly to echo, is having the yawn, looked around, wants to look for a pleasure. “我也这么认为,你有什么头绪吗？”我百无聊赖的随口附和着,打着哈欠,东张西望,想要找点乐子。 „Ancestor will certainly leave behind the test that is beset with difficulties in inside to us, only then the most outstanding clansman can arrive at deepest location, obtains the treasure.” “祖先一定会在里面留下困难重重的考验给我们,只有最优秀的族人才能到达最深处,得到宝物。” „.” “哦哦哦。” I feel your ancestor, if really exists, the first matter that must do is first kills your unfilial descendant. 我觉得你这祖先要是真的存在,恐怕要做的第一件事就是先把你这个不孝后代打死。 Raises while convenient, although had complained before, didn't Lesser Evil this setting really plan to use again? 顺便一提,虽然之前已经吐槽过了,魔王这个设定真的不打算再用了么？ „Our Horadric clan is not the barbaric violent uncouthly disciple, the test that therefore the ancestor leaves behind, the pure use brute force is unable to pass absolutely.” “我们赫拉迪克族绝不是野蛮暴力粗鲁之徒,所以祖先留下的考验,单纯的使用蛮力是绝对无法通过的。” Came to come, I called out in alarm the expert, this Princess loli the previous generation feared that did not carry out the game plan, the scene limit played was very smooth, so-called one generation of edition one generation of gods, were the son of a bitch doom that these were fickle change. 来了来了,我惊呼内行,这萝莉公主前世怕不是搞游戏策划的,场景限制玩的很溜,所谓的一代版本一代神,就是这些喜新厌旧的狗东西死命捣腾出来的。 „What to do that...... should we?” “那……我们该怎么办？” „Only can sneak evidently.” Princess loli both hands holds the chest, assured effort nods. “看样子只能潜行了。”萝莉公主双手抱胸,笃定的用力点点头。 „......” “……” It is not, your Horadric person, does not use the wisdom, does not need the magic to solve the problem, is actually thinking does to sneak? Are the 30,000 years ago Horadric clans, now the Horadric clan of cognition somewhat different from me? 不是,你一个赫拉迪克人,不用智慧,不用魔法解决问题,却想着搞潜行？还是三万年前的赫拉迪克族,和我现在所认知的赫拉迪克族有些不同？ Read makes Horadric, wrote Hashshashin? 读作赫拉迪克,写作阿萨辛？ If so, I can only say, Sir, the time changed, the Horadric person can also barbaric do uncouthly, you looked that the Viking can work as Hashshashin! 如果真是这样,那我只能这么说,大人,时代变了,赫拉迪克人也能野蛮粗鲁搞起来,你看维京人都能当阿萨辛啦！ Is looking at my face damn expression, Princess loli just like the elementary student who holding a duck egg went home, embarrassed lowering the head, low voice whisper. 瞧着我一脸见鬼的表情,萝莉公主宛如抱了个鸭蛋回家的小学生,难为情的低下头,小声嘀咕。 „Because of......, because, if the serious magic ability test, was different to the test? This is full of the journey of recollection.” “因为……因为,如果是正经八百的魔法能力考验,不就跟考试一样了吗？这可是充满回忆的旅程。” Good, the mood I can understand, pushed someone take on a difficult job to accept this reason, but some words must ask understand, otherwise minute/share minute by pit. 好吧,心情我是能理解,勉为其难接受这个理由了,不过有些话还是得问明白,否则分分钟又被坑。 „If were discovered by the enemy?” “如果被敌人发现了呢？” „That can......” “那就会……” „Can that?” I swallow one difficultly, but the plot do not kill the brother to be evil, life of monkey is also life! “那就会？”我艰难吞咽一口,可千万别剧情杀呀兄歹,猴子的生命也是生命！ „That will be returned to the entrance by teleportation.” “那就会被传送回入口处。” „......” “……” It seems like in the essential issue, this little loli is very steadily very prudently very from the heart, very good, like this I felt relieved. 看来在关键的问题上,这小萝莉还是很稳很慎重很从心的,很好,这样我就放心了。 „Were our tents some are too conspicuous? First did not say that does not favor sneaks, if meets in the ancient grave quite narrow passage, possibly cannot pass.” “不过我们这帐篷是不是有些太显眼了？先不说不利于潜行,如果是遇到古墓里较为狭窄的通道,可能都过不去。” I also reminded, was not the great desert, drove the big car(riage) to be good, how wants to drift does not have the issue, your dwelling princess was also the time walks from the comfortable nest, accepted the severe test, as well as is broken the leg by the wooden club that the ancestor lifted up high. 我又提醒道,接下来可不是广阔无垠的沙漠,开多大的车都行,想怎么漂移都没问题,你这宅公主也是时候从舒适窝里走出来,接受外界的严峻考验,以及被祖先高举的棒槌打断腿了。 „Said also reasonable.” Princess loli is suddenly enlighted, while I think that she must stand, walks, she hit a sound to refer to gently. “说的也有道理。”萝莉公主恍然大悟,正当我以为她要站起来,走出去的时候,她只是轻轻打了个响指。 Then, inside space has not seen any change, but the contour of tent actually changes completely, becoming slightly was more convenient. 然后,里面的空间没见任何变化,但帐篷的外形却完全变了个样,变得更小更方便了。 „This was good, should not be easy to be discovered, worthily is experience rich adventure, thanked the reminder.” “这样就好了,应该不会那么容易被发现了,不愧是经验丰富的冒险家,感谢提醒。” I can also say anything, can only continue to repeat that artifact, really can act in a self-serving manner. 我还能说什么,只能继续重复那句呗,神器,真的是可以为所欲为。 „Why just...... turns into the coffin???” “只不过……为什么是变成棺材啊？？？” „Because inside the ancient grave, turning into the coffin isn't is discovered easily?” Princess loli tilts the head visits me. “因为是在古墓里头呀,变成棺材不是更不容易被发现吗？”萝莉公主歪头看着我。 She said is very reasonable, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly. 她说的很有道理,我竟无言以对。 Finally the team turned into the front dwarf to step on a small coffin to explore the way, behind followed stealthily a big coffin. 结果队伍就变成了前面矮人踩着一副小棺材探路,后面鬼鬼祟祟跟着一副大棺材。 „???” “？？？” Those images and scenes, making in my heart gush out an indescribable cognitive chaotic feeling, first had 30 degrees crookedly, then crooked 60 degrees, then became 90 degrees crookedly, finally as crooked as 180 degrees...... was sorry that this really could not achieve. 此情此景,让我心中涌出了一股难以言喻的认知混乱感,头先是歪起了30度,再歪过60度,然后歪成90度,最后歪到180度……抱歉这个真做不到。 In brief confuses very much, always felt that in the brain many general knowledge cracked in this moment all. 总之就是很迷,总感觉脑子里很多常识在这一刻尽数崩裂了。 But speaking of that after turning into coffin shape, is truly effective, in a moment ago, me looks that with own eyes one group of pass through from one group of mummies, safe and sound. 但你还别说,变成棺材形状以后确实管用,就在刚才,我亲眼看着一行人从一群木乃伊中经过,安然无恙。 Even had a mummy also to salute toward us! 甚至有个木乃伊还朝我们行礼了！ Too strange, this world. 太怪了,这个世界。 No matter how said that no matter how must blame, in brief can touch well, detected after easy and comfortable aura, I have gotten back one's composure, was deliberately considering is Tiya chats several, provokes the villain partner, listens to her bad breath. 不管怎么说,不管怎么怪,总之能摸就好,察觉到安逸气息后,我回过神,寻思着是和蒂亚聊上几句,还是去撩拨撩拨小人偶,听她一顿嘴臭。 Finally the vision fell on Princess loli, discovered that she lay to bend down to be on record, but also is gesticulating to the note. 结果目光落到了萝莉公主身上,发现她趴伏在案,还在对着笔记比比划划。 Is it possible that beforehand setting does need to regain? 莫非之前的设定又要重拾起来了？ I collect curiously, pretends nonchalant raise: „What's wrong, which did your biography write?” 我好奇凑上去,装作不经意的提起:“怎么,你的传记写到哪了？” „Could not write, thinks simply the rotten tail.” “写不下去了,想了想干脆烂尾了。” Rumble —— —— explosive news!!! 轰隆隆————爆炸性消息！！！ „What that...... are you writing now?” Shook the head, held the volume, really has your Athena, good has not learned, these abuse of author to were self-taught completely. “那……你现在在写些什么？”晃了晃头,扶了扶额,真有你的呀雅典娜,好的没学到,作者的那些恶习到是全部无师自通了。 „Actually I have considered carefully, does not have the slight story, no I of use, as protagonist truly reluctantly.” “其实我有仔细考虑过,没有丝毫阅历,也没什么用处的我,作为主角确实过于勉强了。” „Words cannot say like this......” I comfort one subconsciously. “话不能这样说……”我下意识的安慰一句。 „You a little use, is causing the contradiction, the increase difficulty aspect.” “你还是有点用的,在制造矛盾,添加难度的方面。” Right, yes, if a novel does not have the contradiction, without the opposite, that is a blotter, Athena from this perspective is very competent. 对吧,是吧,如果一本小说没有矛盾,没有对立面,那就是一本流水账,从这方面来说雅典娜还是挺能干的。 Just, said like this really comforts? 只不过,这样说真叫安慰吗？ Fortunately, Princess loli as if immerses in the middle of oneself world, has not heard me to say anything. 还好,萝莉公主似乎沉浸在自己的世界当中,并没有听见我在说什么。 „Therefore I think thinks, what even to leave behind in this world, does not need to write one forcefully about own biography, changes a mentality, as team member —— such existence of protagonist, isn't same can serve the purpose?” “所以我想了又想,就算想在这个世界留下点什么,也没有必要非得强行写一本关于自己的传记,换一个思路,作为主角的队友——这样的存在,不也是一样能达到目的么？” „, So that's how it is, is this, I was a little probably clear, but only understood seven points, can simple, did the direct point tell me?” “哦哦,原来如此,是这样啊,我好像有点明白了,但只听懂了七分,能简单点,直接点告诉我么？” „Simply speaking, I plan to write a biography that takes you as protagonist, but I, by the team member status, will start to arrive from the journey, has accompanied to finish.” “简单来说,我打算重新写一本以您为主角的传记,而我,将以队友的身份,从旅途开始就登场,一直陪伴到结束。” „Book title was called —— monkey mister the expedition of marvelous crawling tree.” The villains jump to show to have the feeling occasionally. “书名就叫——猴子先生的奇妙爬树探险之旅。”小人偶跳出来彰显一下存在感。 Good, decided that we divided the traveler family belongings, disbands! 好,决定了,我们分了行旅家当,散伙吧！ „It is not, you cannot write other, you look long my average not wonderful, has nothing to write.” “不是,你就不能写点其他,你看我长的平平无奇,也没啥好写啊。” „Truly, an average not wonderful move four devas second.” “确实,平平无奇的一招将四天王秒了。” „Without is so exaggerating.” My embarrassed gives up, does not divide the raid comes, at least must use two moves to be good. “没有那么夸张。”我不好意思的罢罢手,不是分批次来的么,至少也得用两招才行。 „The Lesser Evil two big guards are also a cinch, calls out in grief continually has not sent out with enough time.” “魔王的两大护卫也不在话下,连悲鸣都没来得及发出。” Wait, when did two big guards enter the stage?! 等等,两大护卫什么时候出场了？！ „Except for final Lesser Evil , there is nothing evil footsteps that can stop his.” “除了最后的魔王,已经没什么能够阻拦他的邪恶脚步了。” What? Is Lesser Evil so strong?! 什么？魔王有那么强？！ It is not right, I should complaining is not this, why is the evil footsteps? What shameful deal has made with you in together me in secret?! 不对,我该吐槽的不是这个,为什么是邪恶的脚步？一直和你们在一起的我到底暗中做了什么见不得人的勾当？！ Athena, you should not listen to this villain to talk nonsense occasionally, right. 雅典娜,你该不会听这小人偶胡言乱语,对吧。 Felt that Princess loli is a normal person, has certain general knowledge, I look the hope, saw that she is writing with vigor, inspiration like tide. 感觉萝莉公主还是个正常人,有一定常识,我面露希冀,一眼就看到她在奋笔疾书,灵感如潮。 I was too naive, this is a whole family. 我太天真了,这是一家人诶。 „Finally, unexpectedly Lesser Evil is not the opponent of monkey mister.” The villains continue her performance occasionally. “最后,竟然连魔王也不是猴子先生的对手。”小人偶继续她的表演。 „What to do should that?” I make the shape to be startled, as if said is not oneself. “那该怎么办？”我做状大吃一惊,仿佛说的不是自己。 „Lesser Evil was defeated.” “魔王被打败了。” „Also loses was too neat, as the biggest villain how gave the fighting actor's pay?” “也输的太干脆利落了吧,作为最大的反派多给点打斗戏份如何？” „Looks at the Lesser Evil corpse, monkey mister shakes chu, suddenly feels insipid.” “看着魔王的尸体,猴子先生一阵抖搐,顿觉索然无味。” The shock, what did I make to the Lesser Evil corpse?! 震惊,我到底对魔王的尸体做了些什么？！ „A lonely feeling arises spontaneously.” “一股寂寥的感觉油然而生。” The experts are lonely. 高手寂寞啊。 „Therefore decided oneself come, when Lesser Evil.” “于是决定自己来当魔王。” Although shocks the huge reverse of my mother, but does not know why can understand this decision suddenly. 虽然是震撼我的妈的巨大反转,但不知为何忽然能够理解这个决定。 „Henceforth with the Lesser Evil corpse in the same place, on happy light life.” “从此和魔王的尸体在一起,过上了幸福平淡的生活。” I killed your horse! 我杀了你马！ When I drive off the villain partner, Princess loli the pen keeps writing, page after page by the manuscript paper that the writing fills up, falls gently like the snowflake, if I have free time complain, certainly will appraise one. 在我追打小人偶的时候,萝莉公主笔唰唰写个不停,一页又一页被文字填满的稿纸,如同雪花般飘落,若是我还有闲工夫吐槽,一定会评价一句。 High production sow. 高产似母猪。 Creak, the villain came slam on the brakes occasionally suddenly, behind pursues my handling to guard, face PIA hit all of a sudden. 咯吱一声,小人偶忽然来了个急刹车,后面追着我的措不及防,脸PIA一下子撞了上去。 Because is the person therefore is not occasionally sore. 因为是人偶所以一点也不疼。 „Looked quickly, on the front wall has the character probably?” “快看,前面的墙壁上好像有字？” „Where where?” I forgot the unhappiness instantaneously, the heart size is astonishing. “哪里哪里？”我瞬间忘了刚才的不快,心胸尺寸惊人。 „On the left side wall of front corner branch road.” “就在前面拐角岔路的左侧墙壁上。” „Makes me have a look, one line of characters, above writes 【Careful, first has to fall stone】.” “让我看看,是有一行字,上面写着【小心,前有落石】。” „That should walks the right.” Villain occasionally simple and honest nod. “那应该是走右边。”小人偶憨厚的点了点头。 „Wait.” “等等。” In remote Great Western Erg, rainy season passed, to the season of adventure coming out copulation, yes, as the experience rich lone traveller hero, before obstinance in manure pit the wave, has eaten the small fox has eaten the salt also many hip old seniors, at this moment, I must stand, taught how these sprouted the new rookies to become adventurer of success. 在遥远的西部大沙漠上,雨季过去了,又到了冒险家出来交配的季节,是的,身为经验丰富的独行侠,粪池里的不屈前浪,吃过的米比小狐狸吃过的盐还多的拉胯老前辈,此时此刻,我又要站出来,教导这些萌新菜鸟如何成为一个成功的冒险者了。 „According to I many years of experience, these words is the genuine trap.” “根据我多年的经验,这句话才是真正的陷阱。” „What?” Does not understand the will of the people dangerous villain partner, is shocked at the scene, as if saw one side the humane ugliness for the first time. “什么？”根本不懂人心险恶的小人偶,当场惊呆,仿佛第一次看到了人性的丑陋一面。 „Therefore, we should do things the other way round, walks here.” “所以,我们应该反其道而行,就走这边。” „Worthily is the monkey mister, I had a new look to you.” “不愧是猴子先生,我对你改观了。” The words just became quiet, a stone ball of several meters diameter drops from the clouds, pounded directly on the coffin board. 话刚落音,一颗数米直径的石球从天而降,直接砸在了棺材板上。 The white light flashes, we returned to the entrance. 白光一闪,我们回到了入口。 „Worthily is the monkey mister, I had a new look to you.” “不愧是猴子先生,我对你改观了。” Similarly a few words, the words and expressions are exactly right, why sounds like two taste? 同样一句话,字句分毫不差,为什么听起来是两般滋味呢？ Is it possible that is this legendary losses lost/carrying positive? 莫非,这就是传说中的负得正？ Returns to that road fork again, my undying heart, felt that this perhaps is anything must die to be able one time through the setting, at this time the little darling moved toward another side really stupid, therefore collects, plans carefully to observe, must withhold the dangerous schemes and tricks from the phrase. 再次回到那个岔路口,我不死心,感觉这或许是什么必死一次才能通过的设定,这种时候乖乖走向另外一边才是真的蠢,于是凑上去,打算仔细观察,非得从字眼里扣出险恶的阴谋诡计。 Finally, but also really made me have the recent discovery, behind of these words also had one line compared with the mosquito also small phrase. 结果,还真让我有了新发现,这句话的后面还有一行比蚊子还小的字眼。 Be careful, first has to fall stone —— Lesser Evil. 小心,前有落石——魔王。 I: „......” 我:“……” Villain partner: „......” 小人偶:“……” Athena: „......” 雅典娜:“……” Bragged that complained me of princekin, at this moment, a few words, a character also said unexpectedly. 自诩吐槽小王子的我,此时此刻,竟然一句话,一个字也说不出口。 Feeling, so long as at this time smiled is good. 感觉,这种时候只要微笑就好了。 ... 。。。 ... 。。。