**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Said......” “说起来……” Carefully observes through me, finally discovered a startled day secret. 通过我仔细的观察,终于发现了一个惊天的秘密。 „Our new dwarf do team member, what probably without displaying affect?!” “我们新加入的矮人队友,好像没发挥什么作用啊？！” Yes, since arrival, besides scolding my dumb kid, especially peaceful, has sat inside the corner, has sat, probably a person occasionally...... 是的,从登场至今,除了骂了我一句傻小子以外,就格外的安静,一直坐在角落里头,一直坐着,像是一具人偶…… It is not right, is one person occasionally. 不对,就是一具人偶吧。 Although tallies very much suffocates momentarily the setting of possible dog belt/bring, but you as important supporting role also this little actor's pay? The ability of bad breath enemy is his only ability, must manifest to affect, to this role value and depth? 虽然很符合奄奄一息随时可能狗带的设定,但你身为重要配角也该有点戏份吧？嘴臭敌人的能力已经是他唯一的能力了,总要体现一下作用,给这个角色一点价值和深度吧？ „Also is not because the monkey mister cheats.” Facing my question, the villain boasts shamelessly occasionally. “还不是因为猴子先生作弊。”面对我的疑问,小人偶大言不惭。 „How to blame on me?” “怎么又怪上我了？” „Because the enemy just presented is eliminated by the monkey mister, opportunity that the dwarf mister has not displayed completely.” “因为敌人刚出现就被猴子先生消灭了,矮人先生完全没有表现的机会。” Said probably makes sense, wait/etc, can this blame me? Was the enemy is too weak! 说的好像有道理嗷,等等,这能怪我么？是敌人太弱了吧！ This saying I cannot be in front of Princess loli saying that perhaps her face cannot hang, pinches a bright god to come out directly, that soon dog belt/bring is not the dwarf mister, but was I. 这话我可不能当着萝莉公主的面说,说不定她面子挂不住,直接捏个光明神出来,那即将狗带的就不是矮人先生而是我了。 „Or...... did meet me to make the dwarf mister display?” Because own reason caused team member not to have the actor's pay, my many somewhat felt sorry. “要不……等会我让矮人先生发挥一下？”因为自己的缘故导致队友没了戏份,我多少有些过意不去。 „This is must, the dwarf mister, hears not to have, finally was one's turn you to arrive.” Seeing me is tactful, the villain emperor's countenance was happy occasionally, patted the shoulder of dwarf mister, opposite party silent nod of. “这是必须的,矮人先生,听到没有,终于轮到你登场了。”见我识趣,小人偶龙颜大悦,拍了拍矮人先生的肩膀,对方沉默的点了点头。 Perhaps does not have the strength to speak also perhaps...... such setting. 或许是已经没力气说话了也说不定……这样的设定。 The enemies suddenly come, I keep the commitment not to act, let instead assign jobs for the first time for three seconds. 敌人说来就来,我遵守承诺没有出手,首次让反派活过了三秒钟。 The dwarf mister not lets people down, the angry glare circle stares, the under foot two artificial limb treads whiz a ball goes out, the body of suffocation as if returned to consciousness just before dying sending out the noticeable imposing manner. 矮人先生不负众望,怒目圆瞪,脚下两条义肢蹬地嗖一下弹出去,奄奄一息的身躯仿佛回光返照了般散发着令人瞩目的气势。 , Can start finally? Let me experience, your bad breath skill, should not be inferior in the villain partner. 哦哦哦,终于要开始了吗？让我见识一下吧,你的嘴臭技能,想必应该不会逊色于小人偶吧。 After all the masters are the same. 毕竟主人都是同一个。 „The stupid enemy who your monkey is even inferior, has my white beard Ciofo here, does not permit your damage Princess Athena absolutely a soft body hair, suffers to death!” “你们这些连猴子都不如的愚蠢敌人,有我白胡子乔夫在这里,绝对不允许你们伤害雅典娜公主一根毫毛,受死吧！” The that brave yong fearless body, the straight ball to army of front several thousand enemies, has is one man guards the pass ten thousand men opens, rather is the wind whinny Yi Shuihan, was disclosing solemnness and stirring that one share is unafraid of death. 那英勇无畏的身躯,笔直弹向前方数千敌人的大军,颇有与其说是一夫当关万夫莫开,倒不如说是风萧萧兮易水寒,透露着一股子视死如归的悲壮。 After all is the setting of suffocation. 毕竟是奄奄一息的设定。 However must with the instance that the enemy contacts, dwarf Mr. Ciofo who we are unafraid of death, thousand jin (0.5 kg) of no omen fall, sinks to the sand like the block stone, concealed. 然而就要和敌人接触的瞬间,我们视死如归的矮人乔夫先生,一个毫无预兆的千斤坠,像块石头一样沉入沙子里面,匿了。 „???” “？？？” „Ok, the dwarf mister has made contribution, should be one's turn the monkey mister you to arrive.” “好了,矮人先生已经尽力了,该轮到猴子先生你登场了。” „???” “？？？” This? This? This? 就这？就这？就这？ I do not know where should complain, can only first wave to extinguish the enemy said again. 我都不知道该从哪里吐槽好,只能先挥挥手将敌人灭了再说。 Dwarf Ciofo drills from the sand, bah bah bah spits the sand of clean mouth, sees everywhere the body of enemy, therefore the spirited two fork waists, haha laughs, just experienced a war probably, the rout enemy 3000, sends out one share heroic spirit to soar to the heavens, if I can not do it , who can hero spirit. 矮人乔夫从沙子里钻出来,呸呸呸的吐干净嘴里的沙子,看到满地敌人的尸体,于是神气的两手叉腰,哈哈大笑,就好像刚经历了一场大战,大败敌人三千,散发着一股子豪气冲天,舍我其谁的英杰气概。 „Is this...... Ciofo's setting?” My mentality is gradually dry, the language dries up gradually. “这……就是乔夫的设定？”我思路渐渐干涸,语言渐渐枯竭。 „Yes, without the dwarf mister diverts the enemy, the monkey mister is absolutely impossible to win is so relaxed, is such setting.” The villains continue to boast shamelessly occasionally. “是的,如果没有矮人先生牵制敌人,猴子先生绝对不可能赢的那么轻松,就是这么个设定。”小人偶继续大言不惭。 „Good, good.” In brief, you happily good, as funniest awakes as the dream, that anything trifling thing did not have. “好吧,好吧。”总之,你开心就好,最好笑到梦醒,那就什么屁事都没有了。 However, has innermost thoughts, I did not say good, is felt that the villain is insulting bad breath skill occasionally completely, these words calculated the bad breath on Ciofo a moment ago? 但是,有句心里话,我不说不行,就是感觉小人偶完全是在侮辱嘴臭这个技能,就乔夫刚才那些话算嘴臭？ The bad breath way that this speaks in an infantile tone of voice, feared that does not love the play study from the dull curved third-class pure love? 这奶声奶气的嘴臭方式,怕不是从呆弯的三流纯爱言情剧学来的吧？ „Therefore said that you are the monkey mister, vulgar, violence, what Athena must write is a literary style graceful novel, how can use the phrases of these lower reaches?” “所以才说你是猴子先生,粗俗,暴力,雅典娜要写的是一本文风优雅的小说,怎么能用那些下流的字眼呢？” „Such being the case from the beginning do not choose the setting of bad breath skill.” “既然如此一开始就别选择嘴臭技能的设定啊。” „But......” villain hesitated occasionally, looked at one to sit inside the corner dwarf Ciofo who secretly entered the standy mode, lowered the sound. “但是……”小人偶犹豫了一下,偷偷瞄了一眼又重新坐在角落里头进入待机模式的矮人乔夫,压低声音。 „But, if even bad breath skill obliterates, the dwarf mister did become has no merit to speak of? This rather also felt sorry for a point.” “但是,如果连嘴臭技能都删去的话,矮人先生岂不是变得一无是处了？这未免也太可怜了一点。” „......” “……” She said so rational, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly. 她说的如此有理,我竟无言以对。 Good, we first abandon the novel style not to discuss, another matter I very cared a moment ago. 好吧,我们先撇下小说风格不谈,刚才还有另外一件事我挺在意的。 „Dwarf Ciofo...... he was scolding me a moment ago is right? Scolding me is right?!” “矮人乔夫……他刚才是在骂我对吧？骂了我对吧？！” I do not want to acknowledge oneself are the monkey, helpless villain occasionally, let alone she called, I listened, therefore I meant, our new little friends a moment ago in cursing at people of beating around the bush? 我并不想承认自己是猴子,无奈小人偶一口一个,别说她叫惯了,我都听惯了,所以我的意思是说,我们的新小伙伴刚才是不是在拐弯抹角的骂人？ The bad breath enemy is soft and weak, is the bad breath person on one's own side to an arrow through? 嘴臭敌人软弱无力,嘴臭自己人到是一箭穿心？ „How this can say that is scolds, my called to praise, to praise!” When machine for a long time dwarf Ciofo opens the mouth finally. “这怎么能说是骂呢,我这叫夸,夸！”当机许久的矮人乔夫终于开口。 „What praised my?” “夸我什么？” „Praised you more intelligent than the enemy than!” “夸你比敌人聪明厉害啊！” „It is not, I do not feel like am praising.” “不是,我感觉不像是在夸呀。” „Do you ponder over again well?” “你再好好琢磨琢磨？” „Remembers that you said 【Stupid enemy who your monkey is even inferior to】 Right?” “记得你是说【你们这些连猴子都不如的愚蠢敌人】对吧？” „Right, these words understood in turn, was not equal to was saying these stupid enemies can't compare the monkey mister completely you?” “没错,这句话反过来理解,不就等于是在说这些愚蠢的敌人完全比不上猴子先生你吗？” „Is this meaning?” I look to the villain partner, a little hoodwinks. “是这个意思吗？”我看向小人偶,有点蒙。 „I feel like.” The villains hesitate occasionally over and over, numerous nods. “我觉得像。”小人偶犹豫再三,重重点头。 „Good, that this matter considers as finished, next time must praise me not to beat around the bush, is team member, the bold boasts, felt relieved that praised.” “好吧,那这件事就这么算了,下次要夸我别拐弯抹角的,是队友,大胆夸,放心夸。” I somewhat feel relaxed, but also does not have the means to feel relaxed completely, always felt where is not right, could not say, can only scratch the head, smiled. 我有些释然,但偏偏又没办法完全释然,总感觉哪里不对劲,也说不出来,只能挠挠头,一笑而过。 „Is this expression, felt that the monkey mister looked like with the setting of Uncle Barbarian more and more.” The villains give the thumbs-up occasionally to my one fierce boasts. “就是这个表情,感觉猴子先生跟野蛮人大叔的设定越来越像了。”小人偶竖起大拇指对着我一番猛夸。 „, Where most looks like?” “哦哦,哪里最像？” Why „......” does not know, the villain occasionally is silent the moment, hid from Princess loli behind, had not answered this issue. “……”不知为何,小人偶沉默片刻,躲到了萝莉公主身后,并没有回答这个问题。 „On the other hand.” I thought that must chat the proper business. “话说回来。”我觉得必须谈谈正事了。 „We came out also to have several days, right.” “我们出来也有好几天了,对吧。” „Un......” villain concealed occasionally, was advanced Princess loli in onstage only to receive a guest personally, brings the thick nasal cavity, weak sound song complied with one lightly. “嗯……”小人偶匿了,被推到前台的萝莉公主只能亲自接客,带着浓浓鼻腔,弱声细语的轻应了一声。 „According to your yesterday's view, can arrive at the desert deep place tomorrow.” “按照你昨天的说法,明天就可以到达沙漠深处了。” „Un......” “嗯……” „Found the ancient grave, should reveal the Lesser Evil true colors, the relations breaks off, by liking being lived to hate, to fight to the death.” “找到古墓,就该揭穿魔王的真面目,关系决裂,由爱生恨,决一死战了。” „Breaks off? Likes hating?” Princess loli gently one crooked, has saying that also somewhat moe. “决裂？爱恨？”萝莉公主头轻轻一歪,不得不说还真有点萌。 „Forgot? Setting?” “忘了？设定？” „...... ” “哦……哦哦。” She as if thought finally, to be honest, I started a little pitiful prince. 她似乎终于想起来了,说实话,我开始有点可怜王子了。 „Then the issue came.” As soon as I pat the palm, the elaboration is formidable. “那么问题来了。”我一拍手心,阐述利害。 „Four devas does not enter the stage, the opportunity of perhaps again not having entered the stage.” “四天王再不出场,恐怕就再也没有出场的机会了。” „But......” villain continues on afk occasionally, Princess loli shy belt/bring timid while vacant, as if I am interrogating and torturing her big evil person, replied cautiously. “可是……”小人偶继续挂机,萝莉公主一边害羞带怯一边茫然无措,仿佛我是在拷问她的大恶人似的,小心翼翼回答道。 „But, the four devas has entered the stage.” “可是,四天王已经出场了呀。” „???” “？？？” When is?! 到底是什么时候？！ Is it possible that is the brand-new plot launches, the four devas has ambushed in the tent quietly, side us, can come entirely new Werewolf to kill the showdown? 莫非是崭新的剧情展开,四天王已经悄悄潜伏到帐篷里面,就在我们身边,要来上一场别开生面的狼人杀对决？ „Inside a moment ago that group of enemies.” “就在刚才那群敌人里头。” „......” “……” Facts showed, was I wants is too many. 事实证明,是我想太多了。 Moreover, in the in any case four devas weakest lion scorpion queens have lines, other four great heavenly gods same were killed with the cannon fodder, is not a little appropriate? 另外,好歹四天王里最弱的一个狮蝎女王都还有句台词,其他四大天王就这么跟炮灰一样被干掉了,是不是有点不大合适？ „I...... I do not have the means that also wants to see the splendid showdown, but...... but gets rid of their people conveniently is you.” Princess loli some small grievance, blame my too BUG. “我……我也没办法,也想看到精彩的对决,但是……但是随手干掉它们的人是你呀。”萝莉公主有些小委屈,怪我太BUG。 This does...... seem like my mistake? 这个嘛……好像是我的错？ Detected that Princess loli’s grievance, the villain also stood occasionally: „Athena, I have said that was the time arrangement monkey mister, otherwise your biography had no way to write.” 察觉到萝莉公主的委屈,小人偶也站了出来:“雅典娜,我早就说过,是时候安排猴子先生了,不然你这传记没法写下去了。” Wait, gives me again an opportunity, gives me again an opportunity! With the Lesser Evil showdown, I ensure first three minutes 55 open, has to have forcefully, textbook( for 0-3 -year-old baby reading) displaying their wisdom and bravery, making them read several lines! 等等,再给我一次机会,再给我一次机会！和魔王的对决,我保证前三分钟五五开,强行有来有回,教科书式(适用于0-3岁宝宝阅读)的斗智斗勇,让它们多念几句台词！ „Right, team member? Other team member!” In order to avoid being killed by the plot, I shift the topic forcefully. “对了,队友呢？其余的队友！”为了避免被剧情杀,我强行转移话题。 Speaking of this, Princess loli energy inspired, is enthusiastic. 提起这个,萝莉公主精神一振,来劲了。 „Actually, new team member, has!” “其实,新的队友,已经有了！” „Should not inside a moment ago that group of enemies.” My face is pale, according to this script develops, the next page must expose the status of rebel. “该不会又在刚才那群敌人里头吧。”我一脸铁青,照这剧本演下去,自己下一页就要暴露叛徒的身份了。 „Clang clang clang!!!” “锵锵锵！！！” The villains are occasionally strenuous from her leaping chest extract a box, again with the movement and performing skill of empty boasting, is pointing at the box, hints new team member here. 小人偶费力从她的腾箱子里抽出一个盒子,再次用浮夸的动作和演技,指着盒子,示意新队友就在这里。 „What team member is? The elf of unfaithful/stamen? Fierce Amazon?” I cannot suppress curiously, puts out a hand to open the box, discovers unable to open, the villain stands in one side occasionally is actually aloof, did not plan that opens the coffin to new team member...... not, to the appearance that new team member arrives. “到底是什么样的队友呢？花心的精灵？还是勇猛的亚马逊？”我抑制不住好奇,伸手想要打开盒子,发现打不开,小人偶站在一旁却是无动于衷,根本不打算给新队友开棺……啊不,是给新队友登场的样子。 „You to are open.” I hand the villain the box occasionally front. “你到是开呀。”我将盒子递到小人偶面前。 „What opens?” “开什么？” „Operates the box, new team member not in inside?” “开盒子呀,新队友不是在里面吗？” „Why can operate the box? The box is our new team member, does the monkey mister want just to join new team member to dissect?” A villain startled day reverses occasionally, making me look at dumbly at the scene, the shocking moral integrity bottle broke to pieces. “为什么要开盒子？盒子就是我们的新队友啊,猴子先生是想将刚加入新队友就解剖掉么？”小人偶一句惊天反转,让我呆立当场,震惊的节操瓶都碎了。 „It is not, do not crack a joke, how possibly is the box? Modeling that you look at this box, like...... like......” “不是,你别开玩笑,怎么可能是盒子呢？你看这盒子的造型,就像……就像……” „Like a coffin?” “就像一口棺材？” „Right.” “对对对。” „It is a coffin.” “它就是一口棺材呀。” „!!!” “！！！” „Please allow me to give everyone to introduce grandly our new team member, equally is benevolently good just like Angel, liking stands in the moral high ground persuades team member, urged artificial good orphan young boy —— George.” “请允许我给大家隆重介绍我们的新队友,宛如天使一样善良仁慈的,喜欢站在道德制高点感化队友,劝人为善的孤儿小男孩——乔治。” Not! He is Angel! Is Angel!!!! Causes cannot cause again!!!!!! 不不不！他就是天使吧！已经是天使了！！！！使的不能再使了！！！！！！ ... 。。。