**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Has as the saying goes, everything is difficult to do at very beginning......” “有句俗话说的好,万事开头难……” „These words Athena had said a moment ago did not need the monkey mister to explain again repeatedly.” By villain interruption without hesitation, I was not been occasionally angry, perhaps your little thing, has not understood these words the true meaning. “这句话雅典娜刚才已经说过了不需要猴子先生再重复说明。”被小人偶毫不犹豫的打断,我并不恼,你这小东西,恐怕还不理解这句话的真意吧。 „You believe, wants to write a biography, what is the matter of primary importance?” “那你认为,想要写一本传记,最重要的事情是什么？” „Program?” Serious discussion topic, Princess loli hesitant three, not greatly definite replied. “大纲？”正经八百的讨论话题,萝莉公主犹豫三番,不大确定的回答道。 „Wrong, was I a moment ago those words, began.” “错,就是我刚才那句话,开个头。” „Doesn't have the program is also good?” “没有大纲也行？” „Without the program is also good, no matter 3727, first begin.” “没大纲也行,不管三七二十七,就得先开个头。” „Completely does not understand the mentality of monkey mister.” The matter of bad breath, definitely took care by the villain occasionally. “完全不理解猴子先生的思路。”嘴臭的事,肯定是由小人偶包办了。 „Said that I......, yes, for example...... is not right, in the reality...... cannot say, okay, supposed that my possibly has the friend who possibly does not have......” “这么说吧,我……呃,就是,比如说……不对,现实中……也不能这么说,这么着吧,假定我有一个可能存在也可能不存在的朋友……” „Is this friend the same as the intelligence quotient of monkey mister?” “这位朋友就跟猴子先生的智商一样？” Looked that I do not rip your foul-mouthed! 看我不撕了你这张臭嘴！ Sees my face incompetent wild with rage, Princess loli grasps the villain partner hastily, closely is covering her mouth, hints me to continue. 见我一脸的无能狂怒,萝莉公主连忙抱住小人偶,紧紧捂着她的嘴,示意我继续。 „This friend, plans to write a biography class novel, how finally do you guess?” “这位朋友呢,也打算写一本传记类的小说,结果你猜怎么着？” „Is style too rotten no one to be willing to look radically?” Occasionally the small hand who the villains open out Princess loli, the flight clearance, blurted out. “文笔太烂根本没人愿意看？”小人偶拨开萝莉公主的小手,放飞自我,脱口而出。 „......” “……” „Was sorry that...... was sorry very......” Princess loli apologized again and again, hid occasionally behind. “抱歉……十分抱歉……”萝莉公主连连致歉,将人偶藏到了身后。 „...... To a certain extent, it did not guess right.” I shake the head. “不……某种程度上来说,它猜对了。”我摇了摇头。 „Because my friend has not written the opening, but, the setting actually wrote 1 million characters.” “因为我那位朋友连开头都没写,但是,设定却足足写了一百万字。” Princess loli again a face shocks my entire clan. 萝莉公主再次一脸的震撼我全族。 „Therefore what frame the setting the program, first begins leave alone, beginning said again is not late.” “所以别管什么框架呀设定呀大纲呀,先开个头,开个头再说也不迟。” „Good, I understood.” On me sends out shocks by the intense third dimension and frigid aura that Princess loli makes an effort to nod, the deep breath one breath, pinched tightly quill in hand. “好吧,我明白了。”被我身上散发出的强烈真实感和惨烈气息所震慑,萝莉公主用力点了点头,深呼吸一口气,捏紧了手中的羽毛笔。 „Monkey mister monkey mister.” Is riding Princess loli and notebook competes, the villain finds out the body from her occasionally behind, a pair of glass eyeball was full of the ascertainment desire. “猴子先生猴子先生。”乘着萝莉公主和笔记本较劲,小人偶从她身后探出身子,一双玻璃眼珠充满了探知欲。 „That friend in your mouth should not be......” “你口中的那位朋友该不会就是……” Dog belt/bring!!! 狗带！！！ The travel is continuing, Princess loli’s biography is rough, in any case is a little progress, looks to start to begin, how does not know the content, causing my curiosity to be hung high. 旅行在继续,萝莉公主的传记磕磕绊绊,好歹是有点进度,看着开始上手了,就是不知道内容如何,导致我的好奇心一直被高高吊着。 „Ok.” She said suddenly. “好了。”她忽然说道。 „Did this write?” My face is shocking, this did not link a note not to finish, the writings in classical style cannot be so exaggerating, is it possible that was the long-lost teachings transmitted from master to pupil over generations consciousness school mode of writing? “这就写好了？”我一脸震惊,这不是连一本笔记都还没写完么,文言文也不能这么夸张吧,莫非是失传已久的心传意识流派写法？ Simply speaking is I writes down the first character in the opening, the remaining 999 your brains make up, the plot is ever changing, only may get an idea, cannot explain. 简单来说就是我在开头写下第一个字,剩下的999个你自行脑补,剧情千变万化,只可意会,不可言传。 Do 1000 individual li (0.5 km) have 1000 Hamlet? Exploded weakly, I alone have 100,000 dá! 一千个人里就有一千个哈姆雷特？呵,弱爆了,我一个人就有十万个哒！ „Opening wrote.” Frightens Princess loli who I one big jumped, supplemented one lukewarmly. “开头写好了。”吓了我一大跳的萝莉公主,温温吞吞补充了一句。 You cannot speak the words. 你就不能一口气把话说完么。 „Just wrote about us now the time point, has defeated of a lion scorpion queen four devases, the following plot can only depend on the imagination.” “刚好写到了我们现在所处的时间点,已经打败了四天王之一的狮蝎女王,接下来的剧情只能靠想象了。” According to us experiences the roughness that copies you to copy all the way? I am shocked again, throwing the street scheduled this is. 照着我们一路上的经历抄你都能抄的磕磕绊绊？我再次震惊,扑街预定呀这是。 „How then should write?” “接下来该怎么写好呢？” „Wait, Athena, was the time.” I have not talked with enough time, the villain jumped up occasionally impatiently the table. “等等,雅典娜,是时候了。”我还没来得及搭话,小人偶就迫不及待的跳上了桌子。 „We came out also for sometime, should to have the new partner to join.” “我们出来也有一段时间了,应该要有新的伙伴加入了。” Yeah, even the four devas has defeated one, did not enter the stage does not have the presence opportunity, I approved of villain viewpoint of occasionally rarely a time. 可不是么,连四天王都已经打败了一个,再不出场就没出场机会了,我难得赞同一次小人偶的观点。 Naturally, might as well hug „cannot only have me to suffer hardships” like this bad mind. 当然,也未尝不是抱着“不能只有我一个人受苦”这样的坏心眼。 „Only then monkey mister did not think that is bored?” “只有猴子先生一个不觉得腻味么？” Good that said that happen to I also received enough you early, selects new team member, I needed to exchange normally, among team member cannot only be left over mutually damage. 说的好,正好我也早受够了你,来点新队友吧,我需要正常的交流,队友之间不能只剩下互相伤害。 „Good, decided that new team member will soon join!” Seemed like stimulated the inspiration by this idea, Athena seemed somewhat stimulated, she lifted up high the small fist, powerful oh. “好,就这么决定了,新队友即将加入！”似乎是被这个点子刺激到了灵感,雅典娜显得有些亢奋,她高举小拳头,气势十足的喔了一声。 I understand what she said is the novel, but I am clearer, quick will really have new team member to join. 我明白她说的是小说,但我更明白,真的很快会有新队友加入了。 Actually team this/Ben should two team member be right, only pitifully, she could not see in any event, even if another she saw, how regardless of not to regard team member, will only work as the thief me. 其实队伍里本应该还有两名队友才对,只可惜,其中一个无论如何她也看不到,另外一个她就算看到了,无论如何也不会当成队友,只会把我当小偷。 „Moreover the light dark guard under Lesser Evil place also wanted the standing in line program.” Depends with Athena's relations, the villain is very occasionally dissolute, in the direction mountains and rivers, snatches my actor's pay unceasingly. “另外魔王座下的光暗护卫也要排上日程了。”仗着和雅典娜的关系,小人偶十分放肆,不断在指点山河,抢我戏份。 „Wait, the progress was too quick, must save the point to use.” “等等,进度太快了点吧,得省着点用。” Princess loli visits me with the confused puzzled look: „It is not quick, to the ancient grave must with the Lesser Evil decisive battle.” 萝莉公主用迷茫不解的眼神看着我:“不算快吧,到了古墓就要和魔王决战了。” „grassland, sea, forest, snowy mountain?” “草原呢,大海呢,森林呢,雪山呢？” „That was the matter of second three 4~5 sections, will arrange the new enemy.” “那是第二三四五部的事了,会安排新的敌人。” „.” I understood, so-called Lesser Evil, is listening scary, actually is also equivalent to new village Super Unique? Perhaps will also draw to second flogging a corpse, becomes the pad foot of new enemy, and so on, full is the repertoire. “哦。”我明白了,所谓的魔王,听着唬人,其实也就相当于新手村BOSS吧？说不定还会拉到第二部鞭尸,成为新敌人的垫脚,以此类推,满满都是套路。 On the other hand, this fellow has thought that good to write two three 4~5 sections, isn't worried not to finish an apprenticeship Czech Republic? 话说回来,这家伙都已经想好要写二三四五部了么,就不担心出师未捷？ Can break the dreamland the key, is to help 30,000 years ago book interpret a dream , helping her write the adventure five tunes then to sell greatly? 会不会打破梦境的关键,就是要帮三万年前的本子娜圆梦,助她写好冒险五部曲然后大卖？ Difficultly to is not difficult, at the worst when the time comes the new book is unsalable, I buy its dozens 1 million books secretly, wasn't that 1 million does bestly-selling? 难到是不难,大不了到时候新书滞销,我暗地里买它个几十百万本,那不也是百万畅销作了么？ Rich, really can act in a self-serving manner. 有钱,真的可以为所欲为。 Is the time of expenditure, calculates sketchily at least also 2-3 years, very grew, a little hold continuously, didn't have other means of being opportunistic? 就是要花费的时间,粗略一算至少也得个2-3吧,也忒长了些,有点hold不住,难道就没有别的投机取巧的办法了么？ For example we can come in a dream the dream, by Alley ability, lets in Princess loli’s in dream dream, changes to become the best-selling writer of fiction and good food hunter? 比如说我们可以来个梦中梦,凭借埃里雅的能力,让萝莉公主在梦中的梦中,摇身一变成为畅销小说家兼美食猎人？ Interprets a dream, in the dream interprets a dream is also interprets a dream, how you know that so-called reality, isn't others' dreamland? The people awake, the dream broke, the universe collapses, the world also destroyed. 圆梦圆梦,梦里圆梦也算是圆梦嘛,你怎么就知道所谓的现实,不是别人的梦境？人一醒,梦断了,宇宙坍塌,世界也就毁灭了。 „Do we leave the ancient grave far probably also?” I was deliberately considering, since is new village Super Unique, is more casual, to the arrangement , the plot does not wait for person my. “我们离古墓大概还有多远？”我寻思着既然是新手村BOSS,也就随便些,都给安排上,剧情不等人我的芙兰。 „The exact location of my not clear ancient grave, should in desert deepest location, we have two days of traveling schedules to deepest location probably.” “我也不清楚古墓的具体位置,应该是在沙漠最深处吧,我们离最深处大概还有两天的行程。” I do not know that this Princess loli has not gone out obviously, so accurate time distance felt where the bottom from comes, but she said is, that certainly is, does not need to suspect. 我也不知道这萝莉公主明明没有出过门,如此精准的时间距离感到底是从哪来的,但她说是,那就一定是,根本不需要怀疑。 „That what to do, the four great heavenly gods, the light dark guard, two days of time, arrives a little compact.” I frown, even if the new village plot, should select the sign surface to the enemy, cannot a day arrive two chapters. “那怎么办,还有四大天王,还有光暗护卫,才两天时间,登场有点紧凑啊。”我皱起了眉头,哪怕是新手村剧情,也该给敌人点牌面,总不能一天登场两回吧。 The sound refers to one dozen, I had the idea: „This, the four great heavenly gods arrive simply together, the light dark guard mixes to build Lesser Evil on together.” 响指一打,我有主意了:“干脆这样吧,四大天王齐登场,光暗护卫混搭魔王一起上。” „Can this...... be a little perfunctory?” Princess loli thought that is not appropriate. “这样……会不会有点太敷衍了？”萝莉公主觉得不大妥当。 „Just the opposite, this happen to proved the villain in our book has the intelligence quotient, understood the truth that goes all out, does not conform to conventional pattern.” “恰恰相反,这正好证明了我们书里的反派是有有智商的,懂得狮子搏兔的道理,不落俗套。” „Good...... good.” “好……好吧。” „New partner also arrived without enough time, next said again.” I counted on the fingers, the new village is not the matter, my can handle, tool person next comes not to relate again. “新的伙伴也来不及登场了,下一部再说吧。”我掐指一算,新手村不算事,我一个就能搞定,工具人下一部再来也没关系。 „Actually...... has about the new partner.” As if facing the question that the responsibility arranges, Princess loli weak is pulling the lower hem corner, lowers the head. “其实关于新的伙伴……已经有了。”仿佛在面对责编的质疑般,萝莉公主弱弱的扯着衣角,低下了头。 „?” I am a little scared, how you suddenly come, doesn't give the person to select the psychology to prepare? “哪？”我有点傻眼,你咋说来就来,不给人点心理准备呢？ „This Sir here, you do not have the long eye unable to see the dumb kid!” The rough sound that the under foot hears frightened me to jump greatly, lowers the head looked, a person of palm of the hand high full beard dwarf modeling is shouting Shout to me occasionally. “本大爷就在这里,你难道没长眼睛看不见么傻小子！”脚下传来的粗犷声吓了我大跳,低头一看,一个巴掌高的大胡子矮人造型的人偶正冲着我大喊大叫。 Dumbfounded MAX! 傻眼MAX！ „Rookie partner Ciofo, the excelled ability is......” villain both hands empty holds the rookie occasionally, by empty boasting tone that sparking arrives grandly, seldom to my introduced. “新人伙伴乔夫,擅长的能力是……”小人偶双手虚捧新人,以一种闪亮隆重登场的浮夸口吻,煞有其事的向我介绍道。 „Bad breath enemy.” “嘴臭敌人。” „Also?” “还有呢？” „Did not have.” “没了。” 360 degrees screw full of admiration dumbfounded PRO.PLUS.MAX!!! 三百六十度螺旋五体投地傻眼PRO.PLUS.MAX！！！ „It is not, can he a little battle efficiency, helping me share an enemy?” “不是,他总得有点战斗力,帮我分担点敌人吧？” „Very regrettable, Ciofo establishes in a great campaign, because of losing the both legs retires, and suffered from nervous dwarf warrior of post-war stress barrier sickness.” “很遗憾,乔夫设定上是在一场伟大的战役当中,因为失去双腿而退役,并且患上了战后应激障碍症的神经质矮人战士。” „All right, throws several throwing knife is also good by far.” I do not request high, is hoping oneself are not the only tool person, that is all. “没事,远远地扔几把飞刀也好。”我要求不高,在希望自己不是唯一的工具人,仅此而已。 „Five fingers are disabled.” “五指残废。” „When scouts, in the evening helped have a look at the bonfire to be always OK?” “那当个斥候,晚上帮忙看看篝火总可以了吧？” „Lose the sight of both eyes.” “双目失明。” „As tempting the enemy skull...... I meant that throws to attract the firepower of enemy in the good time as the bait temporarily.” “作为诱敌头盖骨……我的意思是说在恰当的时机作为诱饵扔出去暂时吸引敌人的火力。” „Suffocates.” “奄奄一息。” Quite miserable, this was also too miserable, does not have Ciofo who the both legs five fingers disabled eye lost one's sight to suffocate, should lie down in the fellow who on the bed waited for death, can run adventure to make money unexpectedly? Is this loss of humane distortion or morals? 好惨,这也太惨了吧,没了双腿五指残废眼睛失明奄奄一息的乔夫,本应该躺在床上等死的家伙,竟然还要跑出来出来冒险赚钱？这到底是人性的扭曲还是道德的沦丧？ What is more important, this type second-level disabled only remains opens mouth energy also to have the fellow of issue, unexpectedly also inexplicable mixed in formidable party? 更重要的是,这种二级残废只剩一张嘴精神还有问题的家伙,竟然还莫名的混入了勇者小队？ Is it possible that for symmetrical beautiful? You looked, the villain is responsible for the bad breath person on one's own side occasionally, all day is all right to like with me finding fault, that affirms has team member of specialized bad breath enemy. 莫非是为了对称美？你看,小人偶负责嘴臭自己人,整天没事喜欢跟我找茬,那肯定得有个专业嘴臭敌人的队友呀。 But you studied taunt actually irresponsible T, could not a little be justified, this not battlefield stirs the si stick, injures someone to cause self infliction? 但你学了嘲讽却不负责T,就有点说不过去了,这不战场搅si棍,害人害己么？ Always thinks about broken, the vision returns to Princess loli, I do not know that is this/should egg hurts this/should sympathy, perhaps this is a Ciofo more miserable role. 念念碎一番,目光回到萝莉公主身上,我不知道是该蛋疼还是该同情,或许这是个比乔夫更惨的角色。 Can arrange team member to come out obviously casually, actually must pretend to be occasionally, how many levels this is this solitary one exclusive? Only can achieve me who a person plays to play hide-and-seek, definitely is unable to imagine, lost being sincerely convinced. 明明可以随便编个队友出来,却偏偏要以人偶冒充,这到底是几级的孤独家？姑且只能做到一个人玩捉迷藏的我,完全无法想象,输的心服口服。 Perhaps, several other team member also appear as person occasionally when the time comes, I recalled when tidied up the traveler, the villain said person occasionally entire family barrel that occasionally anything must take, this thinks that is her substitute person, now thinks, but also is really the consideration is thorough. 说不定,其余几名队友到时候也是以人偶的身份出现,我不禁回想起了收拾行旅时,小人偶说什么也要带上的人偶全家桶,本以为都是她的替身,现在想一想,还真是考虑周到呀。 It is not right, that was equal to saying, crossed one to five, true tool people only then my?! 不对,那岂不是等于说,横贯一到五部,真正的工具人都只有我一个？！ ... 。。。