**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „hahahaha, the formidables, do not cheer too soon, I just am in the four devas weakest one, another four...... will certainly help me revenge!!” “哈哈哈哈,勇者们哟,别高兴的太早,我只不过是四天王里最弱的一个,另外四个……一定会帮我报仇的！！” It seems like fellow who is called the lion scorpion queen, leaves behind such a aggressive statement, then falls from the midair screw, falls to the ground, twitches several, was motionless. 似乎是叫做狮蝎女王的家伙,留下这么一句狠话,便从半空螺旋下坠,一头栽倒在地,抽搐几下,不动了。 Princess loli and villain were shocked occasionally, I also followed to be shocked together. 萝莉公主和小人偶震惊了,我也跟着一起震惊了。 „Really had the lines!” I sighed one with amazement, worthily was one of the four devases, the actor's pay and strength hook, was I loses. “竟然有台词了！”我惊讶的感叹一句,不愧是四天王之一,戏份和实力挂钩,是我输了。 Immediately, then communicates secretly with Tiya, nothing but is this lump of fellow can make the classical desert snack at present, for example does the lion scorpion do. 随即,便和蒂亚暗地里沟通起来,无非是眼前这坨家伙能不能做成经典沙漠小吃,譬如说狮蝎干什么的。 Finally, our Diablo attended to after white/shell Ye hesitant enough seven seconds , indicating that accepts cannot, swings begins. 结果,我们暗黑料理界的贝爷犹豫了足足七秒后,表示接受不能,摇起了头。 The reason is, after all started talking, psychological that pass/test could not pass. 理由是,毕竟开口说话了,心理那关过不去。 The meaning is if the lion scorpion queen has not opened the mouth finally, she can the satisfied enjoyment lion scorpion feast? Worthily is you. 意思是如果狮蝎女王最后没开口的话,她就能心安理得的享受狮蝎大餐咯？不愧是你。 Has gotten back one's composure, discovered that boisterous villain occasionally and peaceful Princess loli especially peaceful, the vision sweeps, discovered when does not know starts, Princess loli’s is writing to draw to a doubtful note thing, the villain defends in occasionally writing down side. 回过神,发现聒噪的小人偶和安静的萝莉公主都格外的安静,目光一扫,发现不知道什么时候开始,萝莉公主对着一本疑似笔记的东西在写写画画,小人偶就守在笔记旁边。 I collect to look at one, the villain who finally is sharp-eyed discovered occasionally, immediately sounds the warning. 我凑上去想看一眼,结果眼尖的小人偶发现了,立刻发出警报。 „What does monkey mister want to make?” “猴子先生想做什么？” „Also can want to make anything, having a look at Athena to write anything.” “还能想做什么,看看雅典娜在写些什么呗。” „Attempts to peep at a small secret of virtuous young woman, you did not think that this is a very disrespectful matter?” “企图窥视一名淑女的小秘密,你不觉得这是件很失礼的事情吗？” „In any case I am the monkey, without relations.” “反正我是猴子,没关系的。” „Even if only a monkey, cannot be deliberately bad, buoys up the monkey mister, regains as acting with constraint and ashamed heart of monkey.” “就算只是一只猴子,也不能自暴自弃,振作起来呀猴子先生,重拾作为猴子的矜持和羞耻心。” „......” “……” The gods it meow the monkey also has to act with constraint with the ashamed heart, the god it meow regaining, the thing that does not have, does not have the opportunity to lose, regaining where comes. 神它喵的猴子也有矜持和羞耻心,神它喵的重拾,根本不存在的东西,都没得机会丢,哪来的重拾。 „What is Athena making?” Some villain this obstacle, me back off occasionally, plans to make a veiled attack, must find out anything, god knows the following journey, how this Princess loli also plans the pit I. “雅典娜在做什么？”有小人偶这个拦路虎在,我退而求其次,打算旁敲侧击,总得探出点啥,天知道接下来的路途,这萝莉公主还打算怎么样坑我。 „Athena is writing the novel.” This thinks that wants the flower shop time to inquire, but the villain replied occasionally neatly makes me somewhat surprised, suddenly forgot to talk downward. “雅典娜在写小说。”本以为要花店功夫才能打探出来,但小人偶干脆利落的回答却让我有些惊讶,一时间忘了往下搭话。 „What idea does monkey mister have?” Perhaps was sees some lord mentality shackles, the little thing actually asks my monkey to come , you think that the monkey will write the novel? “猴子先生有什么想法吗？”或许是见主子思路有些桎梏,小东西竟然问起我这个猴子来了,呵,你以为猴子会写小说？ Yes, meeting. 是的,会的。 Therefore my tiger body shakes, plans to direct mountains and rivers, but before then, I must do to understand that this Princess loli’s motive, this that the thought is a little powerful and unconstrained style my old companion? 于是我虎躯一震,打算指点山河一番,但在这之前,我得搞明白这萝莉公主的动机,这一出那一出的,思维是不是有点天马行空啊我的老伙计？ „How to remember to write the novel to come suddenly?” “怎么忽然想起写小说来了？” „accurately said wants to regard the novel to write own biography.” “准确来说是想将自己的传记当成小说来写。” I am the tiger body shake, future that the thing that the two eyes illumination , Princess loli wrote mistakenly, soon must have, I must do to the means that was a prophet. 我又是虎躯一震,两眼发光,错不了了,萝莉公主写的这玩意,就是即将要发生的未来,我得向办法搞到手,做一回先知。 „Did not say that can come out to have a look at the world? How wants to write own biographical novel suddenly?” “不是说要出来看看世界吗？怎么忽然想写自己的传记小说了？” „I...... I want to leave behind anything......” to replace the villain to reply occasionally, Athena from being immersed in the note raised the head, she visits me timidly, 【Not】 Cautious expression. “我……我想留下点什么……”代替小人偶回答的,是从埋首笔记当中抬起头的雅典娜,她怯生生的看着我,一副【不可以么】的小心翼翼表情。 Probably a newborn fledgling, is earnestly seeking the approval of this world, even if clear(ly) knows that the opposite party is future book, the extremely evil root, I was also tenderhearted. 就好像一只初生的雏鸟,在渴求着这个世界的认可,哪怕明知道对方是未来的本子娜,万恶的根源,我也心软了。 „Sure.” “当然可以。” Also thinks of her to be weak, shortly after life, probably she clearest own physical condition, knows the date and time not many, sighed that the including the family entrance has not taken since birth one step, leaves leeway too many regrettable and helplessness in this world, therefore is thinking at least leaves behind anything, to tell others has existed merely in this world, the heart somewhat is also sore. 又想到她体弱多病,命不久矣,大概她自己最清楚自己的身体状况,也知道时日无多,感叹从出生至今连家门口都没迈出过一步,在这个世界留有太多的遗憾和无奈,所以想着至少留下点什么,仅仅是为了告诉别人自己在这个世界上存在过,心又有些疼。 „To have a look at this world, to write this novel?” My tone gentle several points, with encouraging the look looks at the opposite party. “想要看看这个世界,就是为了写这本小说吗？”我语气柔和了好几分,用鼓励的眼神看着对方。 „Both are the main purposes.” Princess loli joyful nod of: „To look at a real world, wants to leave behind own biography.” “两者都是主要目的。”萝莉公主欣喜的点了点头:“既想看一眼真实的世界,也想留下自己的传记。” „Good idea, I support you, then can tell me, what are you worrying now?” Took the stations, looks carefully, the monkey must teach the person to write. “不错的想法,我支持你,那么能告诉我,你现在在烦恼些什么吗？”各就各位,看仔细了,猴子要教人写作了。 „I put in order this book in the worry the core, embarks the motive as the leading character and goal of travel, how should write.” Talks about these, Athena becomes positively is slightly bold, the speech was also smoother. “我在烦恼整本书的核心,作为主人公出发旅行的动机和目的,到底该怎么写。”谈及这些,雅典娜变得稍微积极大胆起来,说话也流畅了许多。 „This......” I am shocked for a while, the leading character is not yourself, the motive and goal to not have a look at this world, starts the travel of adventure by this? “这……”我一时愣住,主人公不就是你自己么,动机和目的不就是为了出去看看这个世界,以此展开冒险之旅么？ „That said right......” Princess loli somewhat blushed bashfully, lowers the head to hold appreciatively the lower hem corner, was somewhat coy: „But...... I thought that such motive too...... was too common, wants to lose face/show off, is more appealing, more soul-stirring point......” “话是这么说没错……”萝莉公主有些羞赧,低头把玩着衣角,有些扭捏:“但是……我觉得这样的动机实在太……太不起眼了,想要更出彩,更吸引人,更惊心动魄一点的……” I understood. 我明白了。 Pats the palm, at least I made clear a matter. 一拍手心,至少我搞清楚了一件事。 This Princess loli regarding own biography style, as if compared with practical, cares about the splendid degree, for this reason is magic some does not have the contradiction even if. 这萝莉公主对于自己的传记风格,似乎比起写实,更在意精彩程度,为此哪怕是魔幻化一些也毫无抵触。 Wei!!! 危！！！ I feel the back one cold instantaneously, in other words , in biography possibly high tide plot that to make to change, but will present in the reality not to exist, extremely magic enemy, will be the god and demon these, although wrote rottenly, but can without gadget of bottom line, realizes this point, my young four wings expert felt the greatest pressure immediately. 我瞬间感到背脊一寒,换言之,传记里可能会为了制造跌宕起伏的高潮剧情,而出现现实中根本不存在的,极其魔幻化的敌人,甚至是神与魔这些虽然写烂了但可以强到没底线的玩意儿,意识到这一点,我这个小小的四翼高手顿时感受到了莫大的压力。 Sentimental this is not the Alice's Adventures in Wonderland hangs dozen of children while convenient, but is Western Paradise of monkey takes the path, now goes home also with enough time? 感情这不是爱丽丝梦游仙境顺便吊打小朋友,而是猴子的西天取经路呀,现在打道回府还来得及么？ „We......” I are considering the phrase, wants to increase the add 1 point rescue opportunity to own dog's life diligently. “咱们……”我斟酌着字眼,努力想要给自己的狗命增加一点抢救机会。 „We write relaxed, is more similar to travel notes that type? According to I many years of experience, although the novels of these oppressive lord pathos appraise are higher, but the relaxed adventure type novel audience is often broader, more people like looking.” “咱们写的轻松一点,更类似于游记那种么？根据我多年的经验,虽然那些虐主悲情的小说评价更高,但往往轻松冒险类型的小说受众更广,更多人爱看。” Princess loli of being ignorant of affair does not know that I am fermenting the startled day plot, wants to tamper with the future unexpectedly! Still in a face naive pure revealing listening to reason expression, un un is nodding. 不谙世事的萝莉公主根本不知道我心里酝酿着何等惊天的阴谋,竟然是想篡改未来！还在一脸天真纯洁的露出受教表情,嗯嗯点着头。 „Therefore the leading character, or team member of leading character, should walk the invincible class/flow from the beginning, makes the four great heavenly gods two big guards as well as secret evil behind-the-scenes manipulator classes of explodes weakly again while convenient, the key point is local conditions and social customs along the way, believes me, such book sells absolutely greatly, 1 million best-selling are not the dreams!” “所以主人公,或者主人公的队友,一开始就应该走无敌流,再顺便弄点弱爆的四大天王两大近卫以及幕后黑手之流,重点是沿途的风土人情,相信我,这样的书绝对大卖,百万畅销不是梦！” Present I, look certainly like very much take little yellow writing to arrange as selling point principal edge ball the rookie responsibility of third-class novel website. 现在的我,一定很像以小黄文为卖点主打擦边球的三流小说网站的新人责编吧。 „...... Wait, everything is difficult to do at very beginning, in the future plot will say in the future, now must first determine the motive and goal.” A Athena face yearned, quickly resumes the calm, careful analysis, objective summary. “等……等等,万事开头难,往后的剧情往后说,现在先要确定动机和目的。”雅典娜一脸向往后迅速恢复冷静,仔细分析,客观总结。 Obviously, my throwing street BUFF cannot succeed the set to her on. 显然,我的扑街BUFF未能成功套到她头上。 „Good, wants the splendid point motive.” I not discouraged, as a monkey, which banana tree tumbles from, the banana on which tree must eat clean the light, is my monkey fresh motto. “好吧,要个精彩一点的动机是吧。”我并未气馁,身为一名猴子,从哪颗香蕉树上跌倒,就要把哪颗树上的香蕉吃光光,是我猴生的座右铭。 „For example, princess who to save was robbed by Lesser Evil? Although the motive was the rotten avenue a point, but the rotten avenue also had the advantage of rotten avenue, in the future plot plastic, the leading character can through eating different types of mushrooms for example obtains the different abilities.” “比如说,为了拯救被魔王抢走的公主？虽然动机是烂大街了一点但烂大街也有烂大街的好处,往后的剧情可塑性强,譬如说主人公可以通过吃不同类型的蘑菇获得不同的能力。” „Eh......” Athena hesitates, obviously is not quite satisfied, visits her, I get a sudden inspiration. “呃……”雅典娜犹犹豫豫,显然并不大满意,看着她,我灵机一动。 „We can change, the beloved prince who to save was abducted by Lesser Evil, the princess still stepped the journey.” “我们可以改一改,为了拯救被魔王掳走的心爱王子,公主依然踏上了旅途。” „Un!” Athena at present one bright, has a look, really because of sex issue. “嗯！”雅典娜眼前一亮,看看,果然是因为性别问题。 „Since is the opening of convention, we can play a reverse in the ending, for example actually Lesser Evil is a prince, all are the prince are directing and perform, the princess can only defeat the prince finally with tears, holds the body of prince to go home...... to soak with Fowle Martin.” “既然是俗套的开头,我们可以在结尾玩点反转,比如说其实魔王就是王子,一切都是王子在自导自演,公主最终只能含泪打败王子,抱着王子的尸体回家……用福尔马林泡着。” „But such a came the issue to come, why does the prince want to direct and perform?” Was developed Athena of vision by my wonderful idea, the intellectual curiosity is full. “但是这么一来问题又来了,王子为什么要自导自演呢？”被我的奇思妙想开拓了眼界的雅典娜,求知欲满满。 „We can think, actually the prince wants the princesses entire world to collect.” “我们可以这么想,其实王子是想要将全世界的公主收集起来。” „How evil prince.” When drops are many villain to emit a feeling occasionally suddenly, nod approval of nearby Athena chicken pecking meter/rice. “多么邪恶的王子啊。”掉线多时的小人偶忽然冒出一句感慨,一旁的雅典娜小鸡啄米似的点头赞同。 „After monkey mister, do not become such bastard.” “猴子先生以后可不要成为这样的坏蛋。” „That was works as...... is natural.” Why does not know, I should stammering somewhat. “那是当……当然了。”不知为何,我应的有些磕巴。 „Actually we can also increase the add 1 point suspense again.” A face complaint is staring at the villain partner, I from the heart, get angry wickedly to the guts live. “其实我们还可以再增加一点悬念。”一脸怨念的盯着小人偶,我恶从心中起,怒向胆边生。 „For example in the partner of peer, hidden Lesser Evil unexpectedly is also being the spy of prince!” “比如说同行的伙伴之中,竟然隐藏着魔王也就是王子的间谍！” „......!” The ship new world, the brand-new idea, making Athena make noise surprisedly. “哦……哦哦哦！”船新的世界,崭新的理念,让雅典娜惊讶出声。 „This bastard, accompanies unexpectedly from infancy to maturity in leading character best friend, is the leading character thinks heart to heart interlinked, and friend who can entrust the life!” “这个坏蛋,竟然还是从小到大陪伴在主人公身边的至交好友,是主人公认为心心相通,并且可以托付性命的友人！” „However in the journey knew that seemingly a lot of dirty tricks, how see how look like the unprincipled person, to be most likely to betray the partner of team by everyone recognizing without hesitation, actually will be the loyal and devoted guard who the king will send to protect in secret.” “而在旅途中认识的,看起来一肚子坏水,怎么看怎么像坏人,会被大家毫不犹豫的认定为最有可能出卖队伍的伙伴,其实是国王陛下派来暗中保护的忠心耿耿护卫。” „Super...... big reverse!” A Athena face shocks my entire family. “超级……大反转！”雅典娜一脸震撼我全家。 Then as if the inspiration, lowered the head to write with vigor. 然后似乎来了灵感,低头奋笔疾书。 „How what kind of?” I collect, plans to peep at several, actually by the villain occasionally with solid, at the same time also to the bad breath that Athena who the body of her small rag doll covers up directs. “怎么样怎么样？”我凑上去,打算窥视几眼,却被小人偶用她的小小布偶之躯遮掩的严严实实,一边还对雅典娜指指点点的嘴臭。 „No matter how said, the rebel sends slightly also good, the bad face loyal minister is also good, will Lesser Evil be the prince, the goal of prince is the princess, why the four devas will have five, Lesser Evil one of the two big guards why will unrequited love the leading character suddenly, fully suffered the suffering to suffer between the loyalty and love, when the other little friends of formidable will appear.” “不管怎么说,叛徒发小也好,坏脸忠臣也好,魔王到底是不是王子,王子的目的到底是不是公主,四天王为什么会有五个,魔王的两大护卫之一为什么会忽然暗恋上主人公,在忠心和爱情之间饱受煎熬折磨,勇者的其他小伙伴到底什么时候才会出现。” „In brief, we can die a monkey first.” “总之,我们可以死个猴子先。” tai, your white bones essence, dares to spread rumors and mislead the people, sows dissension, eats my old Sun stick! 呔,你这白骨精,竟敢妖言惑众,挑拨离间,吃俺老孙一棍！ ... 。。。