**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „Died.” “死了。” Holds the principle of finishing what one starts, came, I also can only arrange to make funeral arrangements to them as soon as possible. 秉着有始有终的原则,来都来了,我也只能尽快安排给它们送终了。 Princess loli is trembling the pale frail lip, is looking at outside the lizard person warrior corpse everywhere, long time could not speak. 萝莉公主微颤着苍白单薄的嘴唇,望着外面满地的蜥蜴人战士尸体,良久说不出话来。 „What had a moment ago?” The masters have not responded, the person arrives occasionally is the words are very many. “刚才发生了什么？”主人没反应过来,人偶到是话挺多。 „Lizard person it came, then poured.” I described truthfully, for the vivid image, two hands also followed to brandish, “蜥蜴人它来了,然后又倒下去了。”我如实描述,为了生动形象,两只手也跟着挥舞起来, Is explaining these lizard people simply casual before death splendid moment. 阐释着那些蜥蜴人简简单单随随便便的生前精彩一刻。 „Is this, whiz, drills suddenly from the sand, rises with a spring, then thump, landing time does not know why the head first landed, dies.” “就是这样,嗖一声,忽然从沙子里钻出来,一跃而起,然后咕咚一声,落地的时候不知为啥脑袋先着陆,死了。” „Why can therefore the head be first well-grounded?” The villains carry occasionally as before are breaking the earthenware cooking pot to ask the bottom stance, in any event wants still the master in dull to find a reasonable answer. “所以为什么会脑袋先着地？”小人偶依旧是端着打破砂锅问到底的架势,无论如何都想给它还在呆愣中的主人找到一个合理答案。 On the other hand, this enters the play too deeply energy fission? I could not somewhat have mastered. 话说回来,她这到底是入戏太深还是精神分裂？我已经有些搞不懂了。 „This......” I ponder the moment, cautious said a possibility. “这个嘛……”我沉思片刻,小心翼翼的说出一种可能性。 „Perhaps is because they conceals in sand is too long, didn't suffer heat-stroke carefully?” “或许是因为它们在沙子里藏的太久,不小心中暑了？” „What answer this calculates!” “这算哪门子的答案呀！” „How, you do not look at the sand to be air-tight, hides nervous that suppresses in inside, moreover Sun is so big, is very definitely hot, is stuffy and hot, is very easy not to suffer heat-stroke? Also must come such a to jump suddenly high, the blood pressure rises dramatically instantaneously, two eyes one black, falls to the ground, passed away same place.” “怎么就不是呢,你看沙子不透气吧,藏在里面憋的慌,而且太阳那么大,肯定很烫,又闷又热的,很容易中暑不是么？还要忽然来这么一下高高跃起,血压瞬间飙升,两眼一黑,一头栽倒在地,就这么原地去世了。” I speak plausibly, more said that more thought is such matter, almost even I believed that even is moved, the eye socket could not bear be full, the sound also followed to sob. 我振振有词,越说越觉得就是这么回事,差点连我自己都信了,甚至动了情,眼眶忍不住充盈起来,声音也跟着哽咽起来。 „To take by force this enterprise, they pay too, Gill was too professional.” “为了打劫这门事业,它们付出太多,太吉尔敬业了。” „Chirp ~~ ~~ ~~ ~” “叽~~~~~~~” Obtained silent staring of two person share, obviously they are not stupid, without believing my nonsense, the present child was how getting more and more difficult to trick, not only the child, even/including Renou was also. 得到了双人份的无声凝视,显然她们不蠢,没有相信我的鬼话,现在的孩子怎么就越来越难忽悠了呢,不仅孩子,连人偶也是。 Therefore I turn head to exchange with Tiya. 于是我扭头和蒂亚交流起来。 【Does little girl, in your daily reserve desert dry rations as if have the lizard to do this thing?】 【小丫头,你的日常储备沙漠干粮里似乎有蜥蜴干这玩意？】 【Right, does want to taste? Although just end opening time is a little hard, but more chews is more fragrant.】 【对呀,凡凡要尝一尝吗？虽然刚下口的时候有点硬但是越嚼越香哦。】 【, I did not mean, these lizard person warrior......】 【不,我的意思是说,这些蜥蜴人战士……】 【Does not want!】 【不要！】 【In any case is the lizard.】 【反正都是蜥蜴。】 【Does not want!】 【不要！】 【Does not expose to the sun in any case also wastes.】 【反正不晒也浪费。】 【Does not want!】 【不要！】 After obtaining Dark Continent version white/shell Ye denied third even/including, I totally gave up, on the other hand, in the reality had lizard person race? Arrived here those years not to see has not listened, then asks that Cain went. 在得到暗黑大陆版贝爷的否认三连后,我彻底放弃了,话说回来,现实中有蜥蜴人这个种族么？来到这里那么些年了也没见过没也听过,回头问问凯恩去。 „It is not right, not right......” recovers, discovered that Princess loli restored normally, lowered the head is just thinking anything, the villain intermittence twitched occasionally, the mouth muttered unceasingly. “不对劲,不对劲……”回过神来,发现萝莉公主恢复正常了,低头正想着什么,小人偶间歇性抽搐,嘴里喃喃不断。 „Where isn't right?” “哪里不对劲了？” „Athena thought that in the team has the rebel.” “雅典娜觉得队伍里有叛徒。” „What? Are you a rebel?!” I am startled. “什么？你是叛徒？！”我大吃一惊。 „Why the monkey mister stated categorically that I am a rebel?” The villains are not occasionally happy. “为什么猴子先生一口咬定我就是叛徒？”小人偶不高兴了。 „First I am not, next Athena is impossible, with the elimination method can only be you.” “首先我不是,其次雅典娜也不可能,用排除法只能是你了。” „Monkey mister made a mistake completely Athena's meaning, Athena wants saying that in the team had the person who should not present to appear.” “猴子先生完全搞错雅典娜的意思了,雅典娜是想说,队伍里面有不该出现的人出现了。” „I feel am also, you are tired, this/should rested well.” “我觉得也是,你已经累了,该好好歇了。” „Why can you always exhibit own charge that an appearance calmly is relentless to frame by planting stolen goods on to shift blame on others?” “为什么你总是能摆出一副若无其事的样子毫不留情的将属于自己的罪名栽赃嫁祸到别人头上？” „It is not, how shouldn't I appear? Hasn't substituted the setting of dark Uncle Barbarian? You always renege on a promise are not good.” “不是,我怎么就不应该出现了？不是已经代入黝黑野蛮人叔叔的设定了么？你们老是出尔反尔不大好吧。” „We just went out adventure, right.” Some villain occasionally irrelevantly replying asked. “我们是刚出门冒险,对吧。”小人偶有些答非所问的反问道。 „Right.” “对呀。” „Just went out the adventure team, should be the new team, the rookies team, grows step by step in the journey, generally speaking is such establishes right.” “刚出门冒险的队伍,应该是新手队伍,菜鸟队伍,在旅途中一步一步成长起来,一般来说都是这么个设定对吧。” „Almost, 99% knight novels cannot leave this level up repertoire.” “差不多,百分之九十九的骑士小说离不开这种升级套路。” „How therefore the monkey mister sees does not seem like the rookie rookies.” “所以猴子先生怎么看都不像是新人菜鸟。” Speaking of this share in I understand that the meaning of opposite party, shut out my two weeks of eye of player who inherited level and equipment, wrote off her adventure pleasure. 说到这个份上我明白对方的意思了,嫌弃我这个二周目继承了等级和装备的选手,抹杀了她的冒险乐趣。 „I truly am not the rookie, before coming Horadric, roamed about for many years, said that is the expert is not overrated, really no means disguise oneself is a novice, but!” “我确实不是什么新人,来赫拉迪克以前流浪了好些年,说是老手也不为过,实在没办法假装自己是新手,但是！” Brain one revolution, was I of senior two thorn apes thinks of the good excuse immediately. 脑筋一转,身为资深二刺猿的我立刻想到了好借口。 „According to the setting of novel, won't often have a experience rich guide side the introduction novice?” “按照小说的设定,在开篇新手身边不是经常会有一名经验丰富的引导者么？” Right, below is Wu Fan Kaka, is called the reread machine. 没错,在下就是吴凡卡卡西,人称复读机。 „Was that type ten had 8~9 after without the use value by the supporting role who the plot killed?” The villains pat the palm occasionally, became aware. “就是那种在没了利用价值以后十有八九会被剧情杀的配角？”小人偶一拍手心,悟了。 „......” “……” Takes a look, what this said is the logical expression? Although a point right. 瞧瞧,这说的是人话么？虽然一点没错。 „Said again, without my expert, how your one person to deal with a moment ago these enemies?” “再说了,没了我这个老手,你一个人怎么应付刚才那些敌人？” „artifact...... has certain attack capability.” “神器……有一定的攻击能力。” Hesitant moment, Athena afraid to say a word should, she, although has no one to be able and magic talent, because just goes too far is as bad as not far enough, without the means displays, like having the unlimited wealth one cent does not have the means flower to go out, was very uncomfortable. 犹豫片刻,雅典娜吞吞吐吐的应到,她自己虽然有着无人能及的魔法天赋,但正因为过犹不及,没办法施展出来,就像有着无尽的财富却一分钱也没办法花出去,别提有多难受了。 Only if, she is holding the thought of perishing together, trades the fireworks the instant brilliance, perhaps even I must have a headache to deal. 除非,她是抱着同归于尽的念头,换来烟花的刹那绚烂,或许连我也要头疼应对。 „No matter how said that artifact is also the dying thing, without the means replaces team member eventually, before long will beset with a crisis.” “不管怎么说神器也是死物,终究没办法代替队友,过不了多久就会陷入危机。” „......” “……” The opposite party are silent, was default. 对方沉默不语,算是默认了。 „It seems like, other team member must arrange as soon as possible.” Long time, the villain thought aloud occasionally whispered. “看来,其他队友要尽快安排上了。”良久,小人偶自言自语的嘀咕一句。 That best, I am also glad idly. 那最好,我还乐得清闲呢。 „Monkey mister must arrange as soon as possible.” “猴子先生也要尽快安排上。” Hey, you planned that what program arranges to me?! 喂喂,你打算给我安排什么节目？！ „No matter how said, the front two waves of enemies are to let the rookie adventurer adaptation fight arrange, will then not be simple, was the official powerful enemy.” “不管怎么说,前面的两波敌人算是为了让新人冒险者适应战斗而安排,接下来不会那么简单了,是正式的强大敌人了。” Do you also come?!!! 你还来？！！！ „Year to year walks the traveler on desert, no one can Peter open their harassment, is similar to monster and Warcraft, they are no doubt fearful, however dies the person every year under honey stinger, actually the ratio dies in their people hand/subordinate are much more, their prestige does not reveal, even the child will listen is not scared, however died the person every year in the middle of desert, had half and they are related.” “常年行走在沙漠上的旅人,没有任何人能彼得开它们的骚扰,就如同怪物和魔兽,它们固然可怕,然而每年死在蜜蜂针下的人,却比死在它们手下的人多得多,它们威名不显,甚至连小孩子听了也不会感到害怕,然而每年死在沙漠当中的人,却有一半和它们有关。” Still is a gloomy tone of person of ghost story , the aware atmosphere arrived, the villain occasionally with drifting from place to place the grotesque sound said spookily. 依然是一人一个鬼故事的阴森口吻,顿了顿,自觉气氛到位,小人偶才用飘忽不定怪模怪样的声音幽幽说道。 „They are...... sandworm army!” “它们就是……沙虫大军！” The words just became quiet, the continuous golden sand dune was then covered by the sandworm rug of unceasing creeping motion, every large or small, dense and numerous, overlapping, just like a white terrifying, feared that does not have hundreds of thousands of sandworms to be fabricated, appeared in our. 话刚落音,连绵不绝的金色沙丘便被不断蠕动的沙虫地毯所覆盖,大大小小,密密麻麻,层层叠叠,宛若一场白色恐怖,怕不是有数十万的沙虫无中生有,出现在了我们脚下。 The next second, all sandworms lift the upper part, does to face upward the long and loud cry shape, then tittered one, the dark green venom is mixing the azure black intestines intestines and stomach stomach, spurted from the mouth all, spurted that called seven province article foremost person in the field and staff officer generals, a direct injection spurted, spurts spurts, the sandworm round billowing body, was unceasingly withered, until turning into a thick skin. 下一秒,所有沙虫抬起上半身,做仰天长啸状,然后噗嗤一声,墨绿色的毒液混合着青墨色的肠肠肚肚,尽数从口中喷了出来,喷的那叫一个七省文状元兼参谋将军,一直喷啊喷,喷啊喷,沙虫圆圆滚滚的身躯,不断干瘪,直至变成一张厚皮。 【, Hurry up, do not waste, picks the sandworm.】 【凡凡,快点,别浪费了,把沙虫捡回来。】 Ding ten thousand to enjoin in Tiya little girl thousand, my reluctant picking returns to several hundred sandworms, processing. 在蒂亚小丫头的千叮万嘱下,我不情不愿的捡回数百条沙虫,现场处理。 【First cuts the belly, entire turns out inside, the internal organs must clean up cleanly, the gallbladder do not break, otherwise had no way to eat , had spat a moment ago completely? That was really good, was the clean, at least must wash ten, but careful not linking that matter fat of skin stroking, that was the essence, after seasoning, fat that secreted fragrant......】 【先划开肚子,将里面整个翻出,内脏要清理干净,胆囊千万别弄破了,否则就没法吃了,哦,刚才已经吐尽了？那真是太好不过了,接下来是清洗,起码要洗十遍,但是小心别把连着皮的那层脂肪给捋下去了,那可是精华,晒干后分泌出来的油脂芬芳……】 Villains occasionally with Princess loli dumbfounded visits me to process another sandworm corpse, washes PIA, flings the tent to go against air-dry, washes PIA , to continue to expose to the sun, in an instant time, by the translucent tent, first lifts, what seeing is the sandworm corpse of entire half roof, that pair of eyeball to suffused with white, is away from the tent, is refracting the sunlight, threw down the strange five-color variegated light, very somewhat radium spotlight that feel in disco. 小人偶和萝莉公主目瞪口呆的看着我处理一只又一只的沙虫尸体,洗好PIA一下,甩到帐篷顶上晾晒,又洗好一张PIA一下,继续晒,转眼的功夫,透过半透明的帐篷,头一抬,入目的是整整半个屋顶的沙虫尸体,那一对对泛白的眼珠,隔着帐篷,折射着太阳光,投下了诡异的五彩斑斓的光,很是有几分迪厅里的镭射灯那种feel。 „Not right...... not right......” “不对劲……不对劲……” When I process the sandworm corpse, and entire roof had been covered by the sandworm corpse, that in pairs sandworm eyeball, which position regardless of stands in looked, as if deeply is staring at itself, very celebrated the vitality. 等我处理好沙虫尸体,并且整个屋顶已经被沙虫尸体所覆盖,那一双双沙虫眼珠,无论站在哪个位置看,都仿佛是在深深凝视着自己,别提有多喜庆朝气了。 Has gotten back one's composure, discovered that the villain with Princess loli the collective self-closing, squatted occasionally in the corner, in the mouth mutters has the word. 回过神,发现小人偶和萝莉公主集体自闭了,蹲在角落,口中喃喃有词。 „How...... how?” The condition is extremely strange, I understand for a while cannot. “怎……怎么了？”状况太过诡异,我一时理解不能。 „Wait and see, next time, the next time, will not make the monkey mister easily work absolutely.” The villains have turned head occasionally, bring some tears cavities, as if received big suffering as shouts to me. “等着瞧,下次,下一次,绝对不会让猴子先生轻易得逞的。”小人偶回过头,带着些许的泪腔,仿佛受了多大的委屈似的冲我喊道。 Wore the apron, the sandworm mucilage moistened one, the industrious wipe forehead, is thinking can take the labor model, was praised several me, at this moment just like shut out by the daughter by the golf is exploded the old father of head, looked at dumbly at the scene. 身穿围裙,沙虫粘液沾了一身,辛勤的擦拭额头,想着怎么也能拿个劳动模范,被夸赞几句的我,此刻宛如被女儿嫌弃被高尔夫爆头的老父亲,呆立当场。 It is not, I want to ask, you are come out to travel, just before leaving first has a look at this world, competes with me? 不是,我就想问,你到底是出来旅行,临走前看看这个世界,还是和我较劲啊？ Ok, I cannot really and a person haggle over you to say occasionally right, has to explain patiently. 算了,我也不能真和一人偶计较你们说对吧,只好耐心解释。 „This is Dark Continent in history is most serious the most frigid stampede, you look at these pitiful small sandworms, to snatch a food eats, impatient pushes from the place, finally person on one's own side person on one's own side stamping, is really pitiful lamentable.” “这是暗黑大陆有史以来最严重最惨烈的踩踏事件,你看这些可怜的小沙虫,为了抢口饭吃,迫不及待的从地底下挤出来,结果自己人把自己人给踩死了,实在是可悲可叹。” Said that also wiped tears. 说完还抹了一把泪。 Finally, my exquisite performing skill was completely disregarded. 结果,我精湛的演技被完全无视了。 „Then, can be the archenemy, the first difficulty of cross piece in our journey, was known as that is if no external force help is not absolutely impossible to live, depending on one's effort invincible enemy!” “接下来,会是大敌,横档在我们旅途当中的第一道难关,号称是如若没有外力帮助绝对不可能活着的,凭一己之力不可战胜的敌人！” Princess little loli just like, is lifting up high a pair of small hand, in a seductive voice, opens the mouth with deep veneration, although was inferior that the villain is so occasionally straightforward, brings flagrantly in view of the aura, but doesn't that tone, want to set the topic me baffles? 小萝莉公主宛如是在施法,高举着一双小手,娇声娇气,肃然开口,虽不如小人偶那么直截了当,带着明目张胆的针对气息,但那语气,可不是想出题将我难倒？ Really, the biggest enemy of this journey is you! 果然,这趟旅程的最大敌人是你啊！ Thinks without enough time, the huge shadow as if comes general from the solar deep place, first is a sunspot, then changes to the gust of wind thunderclap, cried along with a clear cry, a giant wing curled up everywhere strong winds and blown sand, covered the sky. 来不及多想,巨大的阴影仿佛自太阳深处而来一般,先是一个黑点,而后化作疾风迅雷,伴随着一声清脆鸣啼,一对巨大的翅膀卷起漫天狂风与飞沙,将天空笼罩。 „Lion scorpion, even if in the middle of brutal desert, top predator situated in pyramid peak, let alone, this is misleading that received Lesser Evil, degeneration demon, having is not inferior in the evil lion scorpion queen of human brain!” “狮蝎,哪怕是在残酷的沙漠当中,也是位于金字塔顶端的顶级捕食者,更何况,这是一头受到了魔王的蛊惑,堕落魔化,拥有着不逊色于人类智慧的邪恶狮蝎女王！” I look at that Lesser Evil am you! 我看那个魔王就是你吧！ The rebels are also you! 叛徒也是你吧！ ... 。。。