**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „, sand strange/monster disappeared.” “啊,沙怪消失了。” The previous second also dense and numerous encircles a watertight sand to be strange the tent like the endless sandstorm, seemed the innumerable air bubbles is punctured, silent, without a trace of disappearance. 前一秒还像无尽的风沙一样密密麻麻将帐篷围个水泄不通的沙怪,仿佛是无数的气泡被戳破了似的,无声无息,消失的无影无踪。 „Probably...... because of sand strange reason?” I feel the chin to ponder for several seconds, draws the conclusion. “大概……是因为沙怪的原因？”我摸着下巴沉思数秒,得出结论。 „What do you mean?” “什么意思？” „Because is monster that the sand makes, was too frail, therefore by the sandstorm blowing, was submerged by the wave after the sand sculpture is the same.” “因为是沙子做的怪物,太脆弱了,所以被风沙给吹垮了,就和沙雕被后浪淹没一样。” „According to the view of monkey mister, I feels to use 【Because sea too therefore greatly fish was drown to death】 This analogy way will be more appropriate.” “按照猴子先生的说法,我觉得用【因为大海太大所以鱼被淹死了】这种比喻方式会更加恰当一些。” „Is......?” “是……是么？” It is not good, this little loli looks purely, is actually poor to trick, was really the strange extracurricular book looks too? 不好,这小萝莉看着单纯,其实不怎么好忽悠,果然是奇怪的课外书看太多了么？ „Monkey mister, is actually a very fierce expert.” “猴子先生,其实是个很厉害的高手吧。” „Before this , hasn't discussed?” “这一点之前不是已经讨论过了么？” „Can I to the fierce no true feelings, analogy specifically? For example the world ranks.” “我对厉害没什么实感,能具体比喻一下么？比如说世界排名。” „Hey, you think that the world-class powerhouse is the cabbage, on the road casual can run into the world's first powerhouse?” “喂喂,你以为世界级的强者是大白菜么,路上随随便便就能遇到世界第一的强者么？” „Draws an analogy, draws an analogy.” “打个比方,打个比方而已。” „Good, since you said...... is similar to taking a broad view at the entire Horadric clan, the ranking world's first......” “好吧,既然你这么说了……大概类似于放眼整个赫拉迪克族,排名世界第一的……” „?” “哦哦？” „Navy.” “海军。” „Does our clan have the navy? Rather does here have the sea?” “我们族有海军吗？倒不如说我们这里有海吗？” „Probably no.” “大概没有。” „Monkey mister wants to say don't oneself have existence in this?” “猴子先生是想说自己是不存在于此的存在？” Isn't the thing that „does not have able is not overthrown? I am analogying myself fiercely, what kind of?” “不存在的东西无法被打倒不是么？我是在比喻自己有多厉害,怎么样？” Is the misconception? The intuition of this fellow also compared with book keen 100 times, at all not be the same person, said that after the degenerated adult, intuition also did degenerate occasionally? 是错觉么？这家伙的直觉也要比本子娜敏锐一百倍,根本不是同一个人吧,还是说退化成人偶之后直觉也退化了？ „Narcissistic monkey mister.” “自恋的猴子先生。” „How was casual you saying that the enemy had been overthrown, the sand storm should also finish.” “随便你怎么说吧,敌人已经被打倒了,沙尘暴也该结束了吧。” „Said is also.” “说的也是。” Without a trace that with a villain occasionally sigh, blocked the sky a moment ago the sand storm that vanishes in an instant, Sun that in the top of the head is hanging high, ten thousand li (0.5 km) blue sky, the towering transformation gives people one type such as the feeling in place dream. 随着小人偶一声感叹,刚才还遮天蔽日的沙尘暴刹那间消失的无影无踪,头顶上高高悬挂的大太阳,万里的碧空,突兀的转变给人一种如处梦中的感觉。 I repeatedly confirmed that this journey biggest enemy is present Princess loli. 我再次确认了,这次旅程最大的敌人就是眼前的萝莉公主。 Going out of the sand storm is boundless at present a golden desert, the second difficult problem that then faces, how is the Identify direction in the desert, found to the deep place be at Schrdinger condition ancient grave labyrinth. 走出沙尘暴眼前还是茫茫一片金色沙漠,接下来面对的第二个难题,就是如何在沙漠之中辨识方向,找到通往深处的处于薛定谔状态的古墓迷宫。 This is the direction that I excel. 这正是我所擅长的方向。 „We walk here.” In less than one second, I found the inspiration, perhaps people might ask, recognizes the road also to need inspirational type of thing? “我们走这边吧。”用不了一秒钟,我就找到了灵感,或许有人会问,认路还需要灵感这种东西吗？ Yes, need. 是的,需要的。 Without recognizing road of inspirational participation, is pale and void, even if walked accidentally right , the insipid feelings, will completely lose the pleasure of journey. 没有灵感参与的认路,是苍白和空虚的,哪怕偶然走对了,也会有一股索然无味的感觉,完全失去了旅途的乐趣。 Finally when my emotions are running high, the villain throws basin cold water occasionally directly: „Does monkey mister want to go back to surrender?” 结果在我情绪正高涨的时候,小人偶直接泼来一盆冷水:“猴子先生是要回去自首吗？” It is not, what meaning is surrendering? What did I make the mistake to the squatting prison cell not be possible all day? 不是,自首是什么意思？我到底做错了什么非得整天蹲牢房不可？ „You thought that which direction we should walk?” “那你觉得我们应该走哪个方向？” „Here.” The people aim to deviate 90 degrees direction occasionally. “这边。”人偶指向偏离九十度的方向。 „Does not have the means that we play a finger guessing game the decision.” “没办法,那我们猜拳决定吧。” „, This cannot play a finger guessing game the matter of decision, to is to wrong is wrong.” The villains especially are occasionally earnest. “不不不,这不是可以猜拳决定的事情吧,对就是对错就是错。”小人偶格外较真。 „Really does not have the means with you, you walk that side you, I and Athena walk here.” “真拿你没办法,那你走你那边,我和雅典娜走这边吧。” „Please do not speak some cynical remark with a tone of tolerant willful child.” “请别用一副宽容任性小孩的口吻说些怪话。” „Since your words speaking of this share , can only, first walk me, then walks that side you, this was always fair.” “既然你话说到这个份上,只能这么着了,先走我这边,再走你那边,这样总公平了吧。” „Recognizing the road does not need to play a finger guessing game does not need to be fair, the monkey mister must go back to surrender I not to stop, to invite in do not pull we together.” “认路不需要猜拳也不需要公平,猴子先生非要回去自首我也不阻拦,请别拉上我们一起。” „If I can persist in this direction?” My calm face sits the straight body slowly, the invisible pressure covered the small tent. “如果说我非要坚持走这个方向呢？”我沉着脸缓缓坐直身体,无形的威压笼罩了小小的帐篷。 Pū. 噗咻。 The ear transmits a strange sound. 耳边传来一声奇怪的声响。 Then, I was thrown on the hot burning hot sand, the tent ran speedily. 然后,我被扔在了炎炎的炙热沙地上,帐篷一溜烟跑了。 mother, waits for me! 尼玛的,等等我！ Was startled, this person......, this Princess loli did not speak to work occasionally is also too simple, didn't a word abandon the car(riage) me at earliest convenience? Also has the human nature! 惊了,这人偶……不,这萝莉公主说话做事也太干脆了吧,一言不合就把我扔下车？还有没有人性！ The lying trough, the tent also meets the stealth! Looked that this stance really wants to throw off me, is not cracking a joke! 卧槽,帐篷还会隐身！看这架势是真的想把我甩掉,不是在开玩笑！ Depends on flexible skill that the monkey crawling tree exercises......, depends on the keen sense of smell, I caught up with this strange motion tent finally, leaps furiously, one lies above. 靠着猴子爬树锻炼出来的灵活身手……啊呸,是靠着灵敏的嗅觉,我总算追上了这座诡异的移动帐篷,奋力一跃,一把趴在上面。 Zī!!! 滋滋滋！！！ Electricity electricity electricity!!! 电电电！！！ Bone bone bone!!! 骨骨骨！！！ Has saying that this thing function is very complete, does not lose the name of artifact. 不得不说,这玩意功能很齐全,不负神器之名。 „You were really excessive!” In tent, by electricity whole body burned black my pēng pēng is striking against the table, reprimanded loudly sues. “你们实在是太过分了！”帐篷内,被电的浑身焦黑的我砰砰的拍击着桌子,大声斥诉。 „Also is not because the monkey mister was too abnormal, was also in hot pursuit to us to this type of share in unexpectedly.” “还不是因为猴子先生太变态了,都到了这种份上竟然还对我们穷追不舍。” „How don't you run I to pursue?” “你们不跑我怎么会追？” „You more are pursue seem more abnormal, we naturally must run.” “你越是追就显得越变态,我们当然要跑。” „Therefore we can draw a conclusion, so long as you do not run, I am not abnormal, right.” As soon as I pat the palm, the calm after the storm, beams from ear to ear. “所以我们可以得出一个结论,只要你不跑,我就是不变态了,对吧。”我一拍掌心,雨过天晴,笑逐颜开。 „Not, the monkey mister anomaly and more abnormal two types......” villain was saying occasionally some inhuman words, were pulled the lower hem corner to break by behind Princess loli, put one's mouth close to another's ear the code, the villain occasionally once for a while un un the nod. “并没有,猴子先生只有变态和更变态两种……”小人偶正说着些毫无人性的话,被身后的萝莉公主扯了扯衣角打断,附耳密语,小人偶时不时嗯嗯点头。 „Athena said a moment ago.” “雅典娜刚才说了。” „What said?” I felt not the word of praise. “说了什么？”我感觉不是什么好话。 „Said the monkey mister has conformed to of reluctantly an image supporting roles, can travel together.” “说了猴子先生已经勉强符合配角之一的形象,可以一起旅行了。” „Arrived complies to travel unexpectedly now together? That beforehand words what's the matter? To deal with send me quite to find an opportunity to throw away?” I deeply realized again what is debt is Sir. “竟然是到了现在才答应一起旅行么？那之前的话到底是怎么回事？只是为了应付打发我好找个机会甩脱么？”我再次深深体会到了什么叫欠债的是大爷。 However these are the main line plot immaterial minor matter: „Why I suddenly on adaptive? Finally discovered...... hmph hmph.” 不过这些都是和主线剧情无关紧要的小事:“为什么我忽然就适配了呢？是不是终于发现了……哼哼。” Is coquettish, my self-confident raising chicken head: „I am the delicate and pretty elf elder brother of that graceful charming a little small unfaithful/stamen.” 搔首弄姿一番,我自信的昂起鸡首:“我就是那个优雅风趣又有点小花心的俊美精灵哥。” my name is a Wu every character to be graceful, naturally is graceful, all day the mouth spits the lethal dose of fragrantly not being able to distinguish friend and foe to complain is also very charming, the wife waits on groups the unfaithful/stamen, delicate and pretty...... because of person aesthetic standard different, Valise praised me to be very worth looking. 我姓吴名凡字优雅,当然优雅啦,整天口吐芬芳敌我不分的致死量吐槽也很风趣,妻侍成群十分花心,俊美嘛……因人审美观而异,维拉丝就夸过我很耐看。 „Skin dark frank laughs foolishly simple and honest was on intimate terms unable to find the wife quietly 50 times inexplicably actually to support family's seven daughters pitiful single middle-aged Uncle Barbarian who came out adventure to make money.” Princess loli an arrow through. “皮肤黝黑直性子憨厚傻笑沉默寡言相亲五十次也找不到老婆却莫名的以养活家里的七个女儿而出来冒险赚钱的可怜单身中年野蛮人大叔。”萝莉公主一箭穿心。 mother, why! 尼玛的,为什么！ Moreover the strange setting also increased probably. 而且奇怪的设定好像还增加了。 „Other are good, the intelligence quotient conforms to the setting especially, is the words a little are many, is not quiet.” Villain occasionally discontented protest. “其他都好,智商尤其符合设定,就是话有点多,一点也不沉默寡言。”小人偶不满的抗议一句。 „Anna, leaves this, we request unable is too high.” “安娜,别这样,我们要求不能太高。” „You feel my height to be able, when Barbarian?” I cannot bear pound the table. “你觉得我这身高能当野蛮人吗？”我忍不住拍案而起。 „Said is also.” “说的也是。” „Then...... the neck red language vulgar natural disposition being greedy for money essence nicely the marriage is the tomb love of life is the warrior archenemy however saw obviously all day each time the elf mister easily did say something to smooth things over the old dwarf who the young attractive female will reveal the void look?” “那么……脖子通红语言粗俗生性贪财本质善良明明整天把婚姻是人生的坟墓恋爱是战士的大敌但是每次看到精灵先生轻易搭讪到年轻漂亮的女性就会露出空虚眼神的老矮人？” Let alone, asked you let alone, the old dwarf he was too miserable! 别说了,求求你别说了,老矮人他太惨了！ „The mysterious Far East Tribe people who that not has the feeling also become, how in the setting changes to the man?” I back off, telling the truth, except that the sex is accidental/surprised, other aspects felt that the setting also tallies completely my, this role I wanted. “那个无存在感的神秘远东部落人也成,设定上改为男人怎么样？”我退而求其次,有一说一,除了性别意外,其他方面感觉设定还满符合我的,这个角色我要了。 „Arrived...... to is not cannot......” Princess loli lower the head silently, the brain seems to be revolving high-speed, revises plot that in the mind is forming in one's mind. “到……到也不是不可以……”萝莉公主默默低下头,大脑似乎在高速运转着,修订着脑海里构思的剧情。 „Role has revised, the plot also conducted the large scale revision again.” “角色已经修改完毕,剧情也进行了大幅度的重新修订。” „, It was good, from now henceforth I was the mysterious distant tribe men who that has not had the feeling.” I am somewhat affected, knows since Princess loli, she finally did a good deed. “哦哦,太棒了,从今以后我就是那个没有存在感的神秘远方部落男子汉了。”我有些感动,认识萝莉公主至今,她终于做了一件好事。 „You do not match.” “你不配。” „???” “？？？” „Conforms to the monkey mister was only left over the orphan boy, really did not have the means that although age and character......” “符合猴子先生的只剩下孤儿男孩了,真没办法,虽然年龄和性格方面……” „I worked as dark-skinned Barbarian to be good.” “我还是当皮肤黝黑的野蛮人好了。” „...... Good.” Is shocked by the frigid imposing manner that I send out suddenly, the villain gawked occasionally staring, finally decided. “哦……好吧。”被我忽然散发出的惨烈气势所震慑,小人偶愣了愣,最终就这么决定下来了。 „Came.” Princess loli suddenly mysterious saying. “来了。”萝莉公主忽然神秘兮兮的说道。 „Peso is strangely more fearful, likes hiding under the sand dune lizard person warrior of ambush passing by the road caravan!” “比沙怪更加可怕的,喜欢隐藏在沙丘底下埋伏过路商队的蜥蜴人战士！” Whiz whiz whiz!!! 嗖嗖嗖！！！ Becoming quiet along with her words, in the tranquil sand dune suddenly has thousand several hundred sand columns to clash, along with becoming thousand several hundred slender grandiose forms, appears under Sun...... 伴随着她的话落音,平静的沙丘之中忽然有成千数百道沙柱冲起,伴随着成千数百个修长壮硕的身影,出现在太阳底下…… ... 。。。