**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** ahh, yes, just good, I do not want to accompany your kid to deliberately create trouble, was time conclusion this farce, making me give up pondering, the retrieval did not have the body of arresting freely. 啊啊啊,是么,刚刚好,我也不想陪你这个小屁孩胡闹了,是时候该结束这场闹剧,让我放弃思考,重获自由无拘之身了。 Although I was want to say that but main line plot, even if did how the pulp, destroyed the god to do again, you still have no alternative but to walk! 虽然我是很想这么说,但主线剧情就算做的再怎么稀巴烂,毁神作,你也不能不走呀！ The present situation is very obvious, this Princess loli wants to dismantle the bridge after crossing, opens my founding father kick, although is not incomprehensible, even after all I helped big busy, to her is still the suspicious male who just knew, conversion is I, I do not want to share itself then to be of mammoth the travel colorful adventure with the person who does not know well. 现在的情况很明显,这萝莉公主想过河拆桥,把我这个开国功臣一脚踢开,虽然也不是不能理解,毕竟就算我帮了再大的忙,对她而言也不过是个刚刚认识的可疑男性,换成是我,我也不想和不熟识的人分享自己接下来波澜壮阔精彩纷呈的冒险之旅。 The understanding turns over to the understanding, is angry is angry very much, ponders, I extend the hand. 理解归理解,生气还是很生气,左思右想,我把手一伸。 „Reward that good, that reaches an agreement?” “好吧,那说好的报酬呢？” Princess loli and person both gawked occasionally, dumbfounded, as if has forgotten this, perhaps in many things around a center, her looks like by the entire Horadric clan is favoring, helping her work is the natural matter, even was greatest being honored, which will also propose what reward. 萝莉公主和人偶双双一愣,呆住了,似乎已经忘了这茬,或许在众星捧月,被整个赫拉迪克族宠着的她看来,帮她做事是理所当然的事情,甚至是一份莫大的荣幸,哪还会提什么报酬。 „Reached an agreement, I help you come out, you must to the corresponding reward, artifact select casually, now I achieved, this/should you fulfilled the commitment.” “说好了,我帮你们出来,你们就得给相应的报酬,神器随便挑,现在我做到了,该你们兑现承诺了。” Under look gaze that I am in sharp opposition, Princess loli lowers the head gradually, sends out thin sound that if the mosquito recited: „...... Has not had.” 在我针锋相对的眼神注视下,萝莉公主渐渐低下了头,发出细若蚊吟的声音:“没……没有。” „What? I have not listened clearly.” “什么？我没听清楚。” „Is sorry...... artifact...... , after going back,...... wants...... not to have unnecessarily...... with the clansman......” “抱歉……神器……得等到回去以后……跟族人要……身上没有……多余的……” „Doesn't this have? Can turn into the chair of tent, or can turn into the tent of chair? Although the function is a little ordinary to my such powerhouse does not have big use but me not to shut out , right, your clothes/armor, can turn into the random design also to bring the pure function is right, turns the cape that I wear to relate? Does not need to take a bath is very convenient, I like very much.” “这不是有么？可以变成帐篷的椅子,或者说可以变成椅子的帐篷？虽然功能有点普通对我这样的强者来说没多大用处但我也不嫌弃,哦,对了,还有你这身衣服,可以变成任意款式还自带洁净功能对吧,变成我穿的斗篷也没关系吧？不用洗澡还挺便利的,我很喜欢。” Although these words are nothing issue, the meaning expressed that the flash of but opening the mouth I had the misconception that a moral integrity lost entirely, the solemn seven chi (0.33 m) robust man, requested the height facing the street, only then half of loli took off princess skirt, wanted to put in oneself, the bystander sounded like what kind of ghost livestock. 虽然这番话是没什么问题,意思表达出来,但开口的一瞬间我还是有股节操丧尽的错觉,堂堂一个七尺壮汉,当街要求身高只有自己一半的萝莉脱下身上的公主裙,想要穿在自己身上,外人听起来是何等的鬼畜。 Is this I am misunderstood the abnormal reason by others? 这难道就是我一直被别人误会成变态的原因？ Heard me saying that seems facing a anomaly ghost livestock shameless virulent beast of prey, Princess loli shrank one group, trembling does not exude not calling out in grief sound. 听到我这么说,仿佛是在面对一头变态鬼畜无耻恶毒的猛兽,萝莉公主缩成一团,瑟瑟发抖的发出唔唔悲鸣声。 It is not good, if this were seen by the people of Horadric clan, I adjust 30 lives insufficiently dead. 不好,这要是被赫拉迪克族的人看见,我调三十条命都不够死的。 „A point that I look at right, the abnormal odd person suspect mister is really a super anomaly, can actually say this words to Athena.” People occasionally with tears(?) Sends out the complaint. “我看的一点没错,变态怪人疑犯先生果然是个超级变态,竟然能够对雅典娜说出这种话。”人偶含泪(？)发出控诉。 „It is not, is you first deceives my.” “不是,是你们先骗我的吧。” „Athena had not said that does not give the reward, initially had not pledged after to escape, must give immediately.” “雅典娜也没说不给报酬呀,当初也没承诺说逃出来以后就要立刻给。” „......” “……” Good...... to seem like such chapter of matter, forgets to agree on the date of payment unexpectedly, I gave Rogue third to lose face parsimoniously. 好……好像是这么回事哈,竟然忘记约定付款日期,我给罗格第三吝啬丢人了。 However, the opposite party is also being ignorant of affair little loli, opportunity of recovery. 但是,对方也不过是个不谙世事的小萝莉而已,还有补救的机会。 „I because, but believes you, has not set the time of payment reward, you...... have not actually thought that you are such Princess Horadric, disappointed me.” “我可是因为相信你,才没有定下支付酬劳的时间,你却……没想到你是这样的赫拉迪克公主,太让我失望了。” Really, Princess loli worried immediately, your my I, stutter keep, wants to express anything, because actually clumsy absolutely does not have the expression that the means expressed. 果然,萝莉公主顿时着急了,你你我我,结结巴巴个不停,一副想要表达什么,却因为笨拙完全没办法表达出来的表情。 „, You quits when you're ahead, do not forget Nana's sickness.” Has not had for a long time Tiya that makes noise to remind one suddenly. “凡凡,你还是见好就收吧,别忘了娜娜的病。”久未出声的蒂亚忽然提醒一句。 The lying trough , because the person jumps occasionally to stumble, I almost forgot this setting, this Princess loli can not stimulate weak, even cannot do in the dream extremely. 卧槽,都是因为人偶太蹦跶,我差点忘了这个设定,这萝莉公主体弱多病受不得刺激,就算在梦里也不能做太过。 Just wants to say anything, suddenly sees the villain to lift up high both hands occasionally. 正想说点什么,忽然见小人偶高举双手。 „Decision!” “决定了！” „What decided?” “决定什么了？” „Makes you follow we together.” “让你跟着我们一起出发。” „Ha?” “哈？” „Like this you should not need to worry that we will act shamelessly, when went back, agrees the good reward to offer immediately.” “这样你应该不用担心我们会耍赖了吧,等什么时候回去了,约定好的报酬会立刻如数奉上。” Ha ~~ tui!!! Ha~~tui！！！ Done many have not would rather resemble, was not you planned to dismantle the bridge after crossing a moment ago, will have so many idle talk? 搞的还多不情愿似的,不是你刚才打算过河拆桥,会有那么多废话么？ Saw that the main line plot joined, I also push the boat along to comply. 眼看主线剧情重新接上了,我也就顺水推舟答应下来。 Then continues topic from the beginning. 那么继续一开始的话题。 „Next, where should we go to?” Puts out does not know the map when where starts, spreads out among two people, I to above am directing. “下一步,我们该去哪里？”拿出不知道什么时候从哪里入手的地图,摊开在两人之间,我对着上面指指点点。 „Vast azure grassland, the lonesome and quiet virgin forest, the minor mana boundless sea, stands tall and erect the palatial snowy mountain, our one by one comes.” “辽阔的青色草原,幽静的原始森林,蔚蓝无际的大海,高耸巍峨的雪山,咱们一个一个来。” Actually in my opinion, the simplest way is from this comfortable tent walks, I at the back of her, with the unequalled speed, look at the sea today, tomorrow hunting prairie, the forest logging will be tired the day after tomorrow, finally snowy mountain pile of snowmen, OK, the desire was realized, the racket the buttocks go home. 其实在我看来,最简单的办法莫过于从这座舒适的帐篷里走出来,我背着她,用无与伦比的速度,今天去看海,明天狩猎大草原,后天森林伐木累,最后雪山堆雪人,OK,愿望都实现了,拍拍屁股回家吧。 You look, how substantial five days four nightwalkings, the steel romantic travel of man. 你看,多么充实的五日四夜游,男人的钢铁浪漫之旅。 „Where does not go.” The villains are stepping the small footsteps occasionally, stands on the map, place one by one gives a demerit mark in I have referred. “哪里都不去。”小人偶迈着小脚步,站在地图上,在我指过的地方一一打叉。 „Clam?” “蛤？” Your brain is sick......, you may not have the brain. 你脑子有病吧……哦,你可没脑子。 „These may be Athena's ultimate objectives, how can the casual present go?” Sees my face delay, the person raised the head to throw out the chest occasionally, self-satisfied answered. “这些可都是雅典娜的终极目标,怎么能随随便便现在就去呢？”见我一脸呆滞,人偶抬头挺胸,得意的解释道。 „Just like the monkey mister in labyrinth said a moment ago, the present is only adventure primary, just went out of the new village, the most anticipated sea, grassland, the snowy mountain, the forest, to Athena is final Lesser Evil, naturally must put finally solves.” “正如猴子先生刚才在迷宫里说的,现在只是冒险初级,才刚刚走出新手村而已,最受期待的大海,草原,雪山,森林,对雅典娜而言就是最终的大魔王,当然得放到最后解决。” Good good, I knew, to be how good, your brain gear not badly good. 好吧好吧,我知道了,无论怎么样都好,你脑齿轮没坏就好。 „Then Princess, where our initial are adventure?” “那么公主殿下,我们的初期冒险地到底是哪里呢？” „Here.” Princess loli brings the excitement of being eager to try, the true body to go forward, with the strength to her very much making an effort, powerful on a finger/refers toward map. “这里。”萝莉公主带着跃跃欲试的兴奋,真身上前,用对她而言很用力的力道,气势十足往地图上一指。 The vision falls, my delay, she is pointing at again the place is not far from us, in brief desert land. 目光落去,我再次呆滞,她指着的地方就离我们不远,总而言之还是沙漠地带。 It is not, you do not challenge finally Super Unique even, cannot always shake in main house gate blindly, wants to work as ten li (0.5 km) slope sword god? 不是,你就算不去挑战最终BOSS,也不能老在家门口瞎晃悠吧,想当十里坡剑神么？ „Listened to storytelling saying that in the desert deep place, is towering the innumerable mysterious ancient graves, in these ancient graves is hiding the huge secret and wealth.” Mentioned crisply, Princess loli’s voice delicate were many for several points to be excited and spirited, became incessant. “听书上说,在沙漠深处,耸立着无数的神秘古墓,这些古墓里隐藏着巨大的秘密和财富。”提到爽点,萝莉公主的声音柔弱中多了几分兴奋和激昂,变得滔滔不绝起来。 „Wait, does the desert deep place have the ancient grave?” I gave up to break her. “等等,沙漠深处有古墓？”我罢手打断了她。 Awakes, Tal Rasha now the egg is also not, where ancient grave makes you search. 醒醒吧,塔拉夏现在连卵子都还不是,哪里的古墓让你探。 It is not right, the person who should awake is I, she said that will certainly have. 不对,该醒醒的人是我,她说有,那就一定会有。 Hinted Princess loli to continue, she tilted the head the doubts looked at my several seconds, as if did does not understand why I can the keyboard hero from preparing to direct the mountains and rivers degenerate in just several seconds the timid society livestock. 示意萝莉公主继续说下去,她歪头疑惑的看了我几秒,仿佛搞不明白为什么我能在短短几秒内从准备指点山河的键盘侠退化成唯唯诺诺的社畜。 „It is said these ancient graves, each is a giant labyrinth, covered entirely the trap of a narrow escape, the giant monster and demon resembles protect.” “据说这些古墓,每一座都是一个巨大的迷宫,布满了九死一生的陷阱,还有巨大的怪兽和魔像守护。” , Do not say again, gave our adventure to increase the difficulty! 口口你,别再说下去,给我们的冒险增加难度了！ „If can through these challenges, be able to obtain the endless buried treasure in ancient grave.” “如果可以通过这些挑战,就能获得古墓里的无尽宝藏。” Yeah, you, if said that this I may not be sleepy. 哎,你要是说这个我可就不困了。 „In brief, starts from the simple start, we first go to the ancient grave to stroll.” When Princess loli said that the villain two fork waists, made the decision occasionally. “总而言之,从简单的开始做起,我们先去古墓逛逛吧。”等萝莉公主说完了,小人偶两手叉腰,做出决定。 Listened to your view, how I did not feel that simply, was goes to the grassland sea forest snowy mountain to stroll to be simpler in any case. 听你刚才的说法,我怎么感觉一点都不简单呢,反正是去草原大海森林雪山逛逛更简单些。 „This is not good.” I also want to save, the evil way fast pass. “这样不大好吧。”我还想挽救一下,邪道速通。 „These ancient graves likely are Crypt of Horadric person, in other words, is your ancestor Crypt, do we go to this place to explore well really?” “这些古墓很可能都是赫拉迪克人的墓地,换言之也就是你们的祖先墓地,我们去这种地方探险真的好么？” Simply put, a new village wants to dig the ancestral grave, you may really be the big loyal son. 言下之意,一出新手村就想挖祖坟,你可真是大孝子嗷。 „Has not related, this is the ancestor leaves certainly our tests.” Princess loli holds their palms together to make the Prayer shape, visual the distant place, the look is excited. “没关系的,这一定是祖先留给我们的考验。”萝莉公主双手合十做祈祷状,目视着远方,眼神兴奋莫名。 So that's how it is, this explained why must pass the ancient grave to design the labyrinth, but my question —— hadn't they stuck your worthy progenies initially on the wall test? 原来如此,这样就解释得通古墓为什么设计成迷宫了,但我还有一个疑问——它们当初怎么没把你们这些孝子贤孙糊在墙上考验一下呢？ Sees delicate Princess loli, has the unexpected decision-making ability, determined the goal easily will not change, realized after this , I do not have to try to change her idea again, good, hasn't the ancient grave on the ancient grave, what magnificent scene my Savior experienced? Back then, I talked and laughed merrily with Riel! 看着柔柔弱弱的萝莉公主,却有着出乎意料的决断力,确定了目标就不会轻易改变,意识到这一点后我没有再试图改变她的想法,好吧,古墓就古墓,什么大场面我这个救世主没见识过？想当年,我跟都瑞尔谈笑风生！ The sand storm is continuing as before, has good some time, the outside jet black piece, sends out except for the sand friction, blows just like the power saw in the above infiltration person voice, no other otherness. 沙尘暴依旧在持续,已经有好一段时间了,外面漆黑一片,除了沙子摩擦发出的,宛如电锯刮在上面的渗人声音,别无他物。 „This sand storm may be really long enough, this way, feared that was the entire Horadric city must be buried by the sand.” “这场沙尘暴可真够久的,再这样下去,怕是整个赫拉迪克城都要被沙子埋了。” „Without this matter, the monkey mister underestimated outside Horadric clan.” “没有这回事,猴子先生太小看外面赫拉迪克族了。” „Moreover......”, the person cut the person with Princess loli occasionally ingeniously. “况且……”顿了顿,人偶和萝莉公主巧妙的切人了。 „Sand storm...... only aims at............ not to affect the Horadric city that we come......” “沙尘暴……是只针对我们而来的……不会……波及到赫拉迪克城……” „What do you mean?” “什么意思？” „This is our journeys...... the first test......” “这是我们这趟旅途的……第一个考验……” I understood. 哦,我明白了。 Simply speaking, this sand storm is you do right bastard! 简单来说,这场沙尘暴就是你搞出来的对吧混蛋！ „We have artifact fortunately, otherwise must pour at the journey first step.” The people pat the chest to make the palpitation shape occasionally, writes and directs the play fine. “还好我们有神器,不然就要倒在旅途的第一步了。”人偶拍着胸口做心悸状,自编自导戏精的很。 Princess loli intense anxious nod approval, hugs occasionally tightly in the bosom: „This was also only the first step...... adventure...... is really dangerous, everywhere crisis.” 萝莉公主紧张不安的点头认同,将人偶紧搂在怀中:“这还只是第一步……冒险……真的是太危险了,处处危机。” This adventure most dangerous person is you feeds! 这次冒险最危险的人是你啊喂！ „It is said......” “据说……” Stop! Stop! A mud, is deep enough, do not give our journey first step to continue to dig a pit again! 停住！停住！口口泥,已经够深了,别再给我们的旅途第一步继续挖坑了！ Has not paid attention to my look entreaty, Princess loli is using a tone of person of ghost story, the spooky opens the mouth, „in sand storm is hiding named sand strange/monster fearful existence, they all sorts of strange and unusual, the contour does not have one same, and meets Charge to be stranded the pitiful passer- by sand storm.” 并未理会我的眼神哀求,萝莉公主用着一人一个鬼故事的口吻,幽幽开口,“沙尘暴里隐藏着一种名为沙怪的可怕存在,它们长得千奇百怪,外形无一相同,并会袭击被困沙尘暴里的可怜路人。” The words just became quiet, in the middle of the pitch-dark sand storm, presented thousands to compare the jet black dark ink the fearsome shadow. 话刚落音,在伸手不见五指的沙尘暴当中,出现了成千上百个更加比漆黑更加浓墨的可怖黑影。 My it meow social security!!! 我它喵社保！！！ ... 。。。