**************************************************************************************** 呃**************************************************************************************** „Dá ~~ dá ~~ dá ~~” “哒啦~~哒啦~~哒啦啦~~” Dim moist Cave, a young villain walks occasionally in most front, one step jumps, two pocket-sized small hands are free, snort/hum the grotesque folk song, was feeling oneself moe very much. 昏暗潮湿的洞窟,一只小小人偶走在最前头,一步一跳,两只袖珍小手招摇,哼着怪模怪样的小调,觉得自己很萌。 But looks like after behind me, this should be able to be regarded as the opening of horror film. 但在身后的我看来,这应该可以当做是恐怖片的开头。 At this moment, the person turns head occasionally fiercely, is not the body does not transfer the head to transfer that type fortunately, scared to death individual, I meant, she also read the heart. 就在这时,人偶一个猛回头,还好不是身子不转脑袋转那种,吓死个人了,我的意思是说,难道她又读心了。 Well, why will I say? 咦,为什么我会说又呢？ „Never expected that the monkey mister unexpectedly really dug out a said/tunnel, had a new look to the monkey mister.” “没想到猴子先生竟然真的挖出了一条地道,对猴子先生改观了。” Was praising me, this may really be rare. 哦,原来是在夸我呀,这可真是难得。 At my strong request, she traded a name finally, after all abnormal odd person suspect and so on name, in oneself good, being away from home, is very easy to mislead others into thinking that I am tempt kidnapper and lolicon, causes my noble and pure moral character and personality is tarnished. 在我的强烈要求下,她终于换了一种称呼,毕竟变态怪人疑犯之类的叫法,在自家还好,出门在外,很容易让别人误以为我是个诱拐犯兼萝莉控,使我高洁的品性和人格受到玷污。 However the final name...... is this destiny gear is really rotating? 但是最后的叫法……这难道真的是命运齿轮在转动么？ „Snort, minor matter.” I installed the attire, the plan, actually thinks in a hurry on the halfway, digs out a sewer using the sewer again, so long as feels reasonable was enough. “哼,小事一桩。”我装了装,计划么,其实在半路上才匆匆想好,就是利用下水道再挖出一条下水道,只要感觉起来合理就行了。 „But, how to evade the magic array unescapable net, digs out such a typically?” “但是,到底是怎么躲过魔法阵的天罗地网,挖出这样一条地道的呢？” Are many on your bullshit. 就你屁话多。 Clenching jaws that I hate, actually also has to explain, otherwise makes the opposite party think that —— this could not convince, will be discovered absolutely, then the next second, the alarm sound will perhaps do in a big way, Horadric violent anger mages to the face, was not one is put in prison to mix instantaneously when the time comes. 我心里恨的咬牙切齿,却还不得不解释,否则让对方认为——这根本说不通,绝对会被发现,那么说不定下一秒,警报声就会大作,赫拉迪克的暴怒法师们瞬间冲脸,到时候可不是一键入狱能混过去了。 Coughs several, when explained, finally the opposite party simply had not actually anticipated my reply, or the intense hope to outside world, making her not be willing to ponder too deeply, tilted the head thinks to make up one. 咳嗽几声,正待解释,结果对方其实根本没有期待我的回答,或者说,对外面世界的强烈渴望,让她不愿意去思考太深,歪头想了想补了一句。 „Is it possible that is the monkey mister actually a serious powerhouse?” “莫非,猴子先生其实是个不得了的强者？” Snort, finally realized, right, I was...... 哼,终于意识到了么,没错,我就是…… „Does Athena Athena, what dig a trench very fierce fellow is?” “雅典娜雅典娜,挖地洞很厉害的家伙是什么？” „Should...... should be the sandworm......” everywhere delicate Princess loli the cat my eyes, should say timidly. “应……应该是沙虫……”处处柔弱的萝莉公主猫了我一眼,怯生生应道。 „Originally is the sandworm monkey mister.” “原来是沙虫猴子先生。” Right, I am sandworm queen —— mother, why! 没错,我就是沙虫女王——尼玛的,为什么！ To complain speaks frankly, like this gives a two-man comic show to perform in the one-man show to be interesting? 想吐槽就直说,这样唱双簧演独角戏有意思么？ Feeling for others, I thought that should be very interesting, changes me to have the opportunity to complain book, let alone gives a two-man comic show to jump to dance the yangko I to be glad. 将心比心,我觉得应该挺有意思的,换我有机会吐槽本子娜,别说唱双簧跳扭秧歌我都乐意。 I decide to disregard the person occasionally, cope with one with single-hearted devotion, obviously timid Princess loli is better to cope. 我决定无视人偶,专心对付一个,明显胆小的萝莉公主更好对付。 The vision falls to her on, or should say, is conducting her sofa, there are to plant to complain not know feeling how should complain. 目光落到她身上,或者应该说,载着她的沙发上,有种想吐槽又不知道该怎么吐槽的感觉。 Initially I was also considering how should weak she take away, under the feeling walked several unbearably, thought it over also can only put in great inconvenience to itself to carry, or is carrying also good, if she liked being regarded a cat to treat. 当初我还考虑着该怎么将体弱多病的她带离,感觉下地走几步都够呛,想来想去也只能委屈自己背着,或者拎着也行,如果她更喜欢被当成一只猫对待。 Finally must embark, without seeing her anything movement, the lazy person sofa under buttocks whiz one floated, small princess nest in sofa, comfortable is not good. 结果要出发了,没见她什么动作,屁股下的懒人沙发嗖一下就浮了起来,小小的公主殿下窝在沙发里,舒服的不行。 Is it possible that you are Steve. William. Athena? 莫非您就是史蒂芬.威廉.雅典娜？ Those who make one complain cannot is, I stumbled upon that sofa movement speed is not slow, even can play the drifting. 更让人吐槽不能的是,我偶然发现沙发移动速度还不慢,甚至可以玩漂移。 Only can say, the Horadric person will really play. 只能说,赫拉迪克人真会玩。 Feels the fresh soil on wall, Princess loli in the eye gradually sends out a named exciting ray, is having the full anticipation, muttered to open the mouth. 摸着墙壁上的新鲜泥土,萝莉公主眼睛里逐渐散发出一种名为兴奋的光芒,抱着满满的期待,喃喃自语开了口。 „Is this palpitation of adventure? If the labyrinth, should good.” “这就是冒险的悸动吗？如果还是迷宫,该有多好啊。” The front walks again several steps, a width, welcomed enough eight road forks suddenly. 前方再走几步,陡然一宽,迎来了足足八个岔路口。 I: „......” 我:“……” It is not angry, I am not angry. 不生气,我不生气。 Thought this to be able I? Too naive, before is the time lets the world recalls for a long time is very very long, spicy named labyrinth killer man the elegant demeanor. 以为这样就能难道我了么？太天真了,是时候让世人回忆起很久很久以前,辣个叫迷宫杀手的男子汉的风采了。 The hand lifted, grasps a pickaxe, eight branch roads? In my eyes, from beginning to end only has a road, look, the light of correct path! 手一抬,握上了一把鹤嘴锄,八个岔路？在我眼中,至始至终只有一条路,看,正道的光！ „In the view according to book, the monkey mister digs the behavior of this destruction labyrinth rule, will cause the serious results, will make the labyrinth collapse also perhaps.” “按照书上的说法,猴子先生挖强这种破坏迷宫规则的行为,会导致严重后果,甚至会让迷宫倒塌也说不定。” In me must a hoe, make a connection with the instance of new world front door furiously, the villain appears in occasionally behind, three points warned that seven points of curious tone said. 在我就要奋力一锄,打通新世界大门的瞬间,小人偶出现在身后,三分警告七分好奇的语气说道。 Was more like saying, you hoed, you hoed to give a try, was quite anxious, is good to anticipate. 更像是在说,你锄呀,你锄下去试试看呀,好紧张,好期待呀。 The movement frames in the previous second of catching up, I creak have turned head stiffly, reveals the tooth to smile occasionally: „My reminder thank you.” 动作定格在发力的前一秒,我咯吱咯吱的僵硬回过头,冲人偶露齿一笑:“我谢谢你的提醒。” „Monkey mister was too polite, trivial matter, actually affected cried, really worthily was an odd person.” “猴子先生太客气了,区区小事,却感动的哭出来了,果然不愧是个怪人。” Has no way, has to walk the labyrinth honestly, but I am not a person who easily speaks to give up, stayed with fellow of one group of mind reading spell MAX levels for a long time, the self-sensation has been skilled in the psychology. 没法,只好老老实实走迷宫了,但我并不是一个轻言放弃的人,和一帮读心术MAX级的家伙呆久了,自我感觉已经精通心理学。 „Athena, our adventure just started, right.” “雅典娜,我们的冒险才刚刚开始,对吧。” „Is...... ” Mentioned by name by me suddenly, Princess loli flustered lowering the head , the shy belt/bring responds timidly. “是……是的。”冷不防被我点名,萝莉公主慌慌张张的低下头,害羞带怯应着。 „In the setting according to books, adventure from the beginning can be relatively simpler, letting protagonist can grow slowly, is this right.” “按照书本上的设定,一开始的冒险都会相对简单些,让主角可以慢慢成长,是这样没错吧。” „Generally speaking is this, naturally also has......” “一般来说都是这样的,当然也有……” „We defer to the ordinary circumstances to discuss.” I interrupt her words hastily, otherwise a front minute/share of minute presents a Evil Dragon. „Therefore, in other words, this labyrinth should very be simple can pass is right, right.” “我们就按照一般情况来讨论吧。”我连忙打断她的话,否则的话前方分分钟出现一头恶龙。“所以,也就是说,这个迷宫应该会很简单就能通过才对,对吧。” „Un.” Princess loli was broken strongly, as if suppresses has not been recovering consciousness, the ruddy small face goes all out to ignite. “嗯。”萝莉公主被强硬打断,似乎一口气憋着没缓过来,红扑扑的小脸拼命点着。 Really, the front presents the branch road again time, only has the two mouth. 果然,前方再次出现岔路的时候,只有两个口。 I may really be the psychological belt/bring master, perhaps can also grasp mind reading spell quickly, having a look at the girls usually to think anything, idles is being all right to do, is always keeping thinking about my chastity. 我可真是个心理带师,说不定很快也能掌握读心术,看看女孩们平时都在想些什么,是不是闲着没事做,老惦记着我的贞操。 However, a moment ago that was also only the primary application of psychological belt/bring, now I teach everyone to apply high-level. 但是,刚才那还只是心理带师的初级应用,现在我来教大家高级应用。 „cough cough, Athena.” “咳咳,雅典娜。” „Un......?” Princess loli somewhat seemed to be distracted, gawked for several seconds gently accordingly. “嗯……嗯？”萝莉公主似乎有些走神,愣了几秒才轻轻应声。 „We ponder again, according to the ordinary circumstances, in the labyrinth...... will have chest generally.” “我们再思考一下,按照一般情况,迷宫里……是不是一般都会有宝箱啊。” „Right, chest, chest!” Was reminded by me, villain occasionally suddenly one startled, great happiness. “对,宝箱,宝箱！”被我提醒,小人偶猛然一惊,紧接着大喜。 Came! 来了来了！ Really the front turns around a crossroad, we arrived at one to seem like the place between concealed treasures, inside is suspending three -and-a-half person of high gold chest! 果然前方拐过一个路口,我们来到了一个看起来像是藏宝间的地方,里面足足摆着三个半人高的黄金箱子！ My, is my! 我的,都是我的！ I am unable to tolerate thirst and hunger rushing, opened situated in middle chest impatiently. 我饥渴难耐的冲上去,迫不及待打开了位居中间的宝箱。 Then saw the chest cover that opens turns into a large-mouthed vessel big mouth, at present one black. 然后看到张开的宝箱盖子变成一张血盆大嘴,紧接着眼前一黑。 „That book that Athena Athena, read couple days ago, writes in the labyrinth to have chest to blame this type of marvelous hunter, originally unexpectedly real!” “雅典娜雅典娜,前几天看的那本书,写着迷宫里有宝箱怪这种奇妙的捕猎者,原来竟然是真的！” The people look occasionally the upper part entire submerges chest, is only left over the buttocks and two legs somebody who goes all out to struggle, a face shocks her mother. 人偶看着上半身整个没入宝箱,只剩下屁股和两条腿在拼命挣扎的某人,一脸震撼她的妈。 To be honest I am also very curious, this book called the undying person legend. 说实话我也很好奇,这本书到底是不是叫不死人传奇。 Because attended class instilled into adventure initial period setting, chest blamed to is not hard to deal with, after struggling, took down by three fist two feet, however the gain setting becomes the negative impact now, because was initial period of adventure therefore chest was also primary chest, the remaining two chest incomes were the same, half person of high box, only installed only several new equipment and less than double-digit gold coin that dingdong made noise, I pondered three seconds, chose forgiving finally. 因为一上课就灌输了冒险初期这种设定,宝箱怪到是不难缠,挣扎出来后被三拳两脚放倒,但是刚才的增益设定现在成了负面影响,因为是冒险初期所以宝箱也是初级宝箱,剩下的两个宝箱收益一般般,半人高的箱体,只装了区区几件新手装备和不足两位数的叮当作响的金币,我足足思考了三秒钟,最后选择了原谅。 Because chest is gold does, receives also to sell a good price. 因为宝箱是黄金做的,收起来还能卖个好价钱。 After one tosses about, we finally went out of the labyrinth, returns to the ground, burns our one after another that the goal ray punctures unable to open eyes, slow the god has come then to look, in the line of sight, the Horadric city had turned into the fly dot. 经过一番折腾后,我们总算是走出了迷宫,回到地面,灼目的光线刺的我们一个个睁不开眼,缓过神来回头一看,视线中,赫拉迪克城已经变成了苍蝇小点。 Escapes, big success! 逃脱,大成功！ „Walks quickly walks quickly, they should quick be able to discover, be not grasped.” “快走快走,他们应该很快就能发现,可别被抓回去了。” „Relieved, Athena has arranged the magic substitute person.” “安心,雅典娜已经布置了魔法替身。” „Magic substitute person is very easy to be seen through.” “魔法替身很容易被识破吧。” „Because rarely goes out not exchanges therefore should be able to support some time.” “因为很少出门也不怎么和人交流所以应该能支撑一段时间。” This complained very intelligent. 这个自我吐槽就很有灵性了。 Has a look at Princess loli, her fledgling has the appearance of shell, is interested in anything, even the ground boiling hot sand must hold carefully to observe several, the villain is speaking with me occasionally, has actually planted into to play the butterfly stroke to the sand. 看看萝莉公主,她一副雏鸟出壳的样子,对什么都感兴趣,连地上滚烫的沙子都要捧起来仔细观察几眼,小人偶和我说着话,却已经一头栽入到沙子里面玩起了蝶泳。 The fever, burns to me! 烧,给我烧！ The adverse circumstance of desert quick to these two fledglings on a class, in an instant the sand storm attack, before ringing the universe, one minute was less than already the darkness, the pitch-dark, fierce sand seemed like one to puncture the dagger on the body. 沙漠的恶劣环境很快给这两只雏鸟上了一课,转眼间沙尘暴来袭,之前还是朗朗乾坤,一分钟不到已经天黑,伸手不见五指,狂烈的沙子像是一把把尖刀刺在身上。 , Princess loli also took a class with her excessive wealth to me again in an instant, sees only sofa second under her place to change a small tent, keeps out wind and rain, separates the dust desertification, is a cinch. 再一转眼间,萝莉公主也用她的财大气粗给我上了一课,只见她座下的沙发秒变一顶小帐篷,遮风挡雨,隔尘防沙,不在话下。 Also calculates that the person a little conscience, greeted me to come to seek asylum occasionally together, inside space seemingly wanted on big many compared with the tent surface, fully living room size, what was more important, can see outside from inside, the line of sight like separating a translucent energy cover. 还算人偶有点良心,招呼我进来一起避难,里面的空间比帐篷表面上看起来要大上许多,足有一个客厅大小,更重要的是,从里面还能看到外面,视线就像隔了一层半透明的能量罩。 „This is Athena......” villain just about to explains occasionally, was broken by me unemotionally. “这是雅典娜的……”小人偶刚要说明,被我面无表情打断。 „artifact, right.” “神器,对吧。” „Un.” The opposite nods. “嗯。”对面点了点头。 Explosion! Presently is sufficient!!! 爆炸吧！现充！！！ Explosion! Horadric!!! 爆炸吧！赫拉迪克！！！ Outside is hanging just like the judgment day common sand storm, we relieved drinking tea in tent, is eating the dessert, is listening to the howling sound of sandstorm, is feeling by the tranquility and safety that the tent wraps and protects, comfortable even made me narrow the eye, naps. 外面挂着宛如世界末日一般的沙尘暴,我们在帐篷里安心的喝着茶,吃着点心,听着风沙的呼啸声,感受着被帐篷包裹和守护起来的平静和安全,舒服的甚至让我眯起了眼,打起了盹。 Isn't good, almost forgot the proper business. 不好不好,差点又忘了正事。 I sit the straight body, a statement that has the words to say, opposite also corresponding casts the vision, scratched the point brokenhearted froth on corners of the mouth. 我坐直身子,一副有话要说的表态,对面也相应的投来目光,擦了擦嘴角上的点心碎沫。 „Now, we have fled from the Horadric city successfully, is the time discussed how next should walk.” “现在,我们已经成功逃离了赫拉迪克城,是时候商量下一步该怎么走了。” Do the opposite silent several seconds, then hit to me „???”. 对面沉默数秒,然后向我打来“？？？”。 „This was good, without that necessity.” The villains take the lead to speak occasionally. “这样就好了,没有那个必要。”小人偶率先发话。 „What was this is good? Doesn't need?” “什么叫这样就好了？没有必要？” „Meaning was the monkey mister helps here be good, was Athena person legend adventure, did not need other supporting roles.” “意思是猴子先生帮到这里就好了,接下来就是雅典娜一个人传奇冒险,不需要其他配角。” , The honest villain supplemented one occasionally. 顿了顿,诚实的小人偶又补充一句。 „Even if must look for the supporting role, must look for an image well, character plentifully, representative and controversial, for example young elves of skin fair graceful charming some stamens, a neck red language vulgar natural disposition is greedy for money, but the essential good old dwarf, skin dark frank laughs foolishly simple and honest quiet middle-aged bald Barbarian, not black is not white is long not attractively, but character independent striving to improve has team leader style divorce female Amazon, although always gives everyone to put to trouble, but bemoans the state of the universe just like the small Angel association/will urges everyone to forgive the orphan boy of enemy and hoodlum, as well as yellow skin can. On the halfway for the recollection that to protect everyone died the good intention Far East Tribe person of name.” “就算要找配角,也得找个形象好点的,性格丰满点的,具有代表性和争议性的,比如说一个皮肤白皙优雅风趣有些花心的年轻精灵,一个脖子通红语言粗俗生性贪财但本质善良的老矮人,一个皮肤黝黑直性子憨厚傻笑沉默寡言的中年光头野蛮人,一个不黑不白长得不怎么好看但是性格独立自强有领队风范的离异女亚马逊,一个虽然老是给大家添麻烦但悲天悯人宛如小天使总会劝大家宽恕敌人和暴徒的孤儿男孩,以及一个黄皮肤的会在半路上为了保护大家而死去的回忆不起名字的好心远东部落人。” ... 。。。