**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „You listen to me to explain.” Returns to the library, I wiped hot perspiration on forehead. “你听我解释。”回到图书馆,我擦了一把额头上的热汗。 This Princess loli looks common, in the gold content of Horadric clan is actually full, except for providing a being put in prison service, leaves prison also unambiguously, only greets slightly, simply has not asked the reason, guarded to put me. 这萝莉公主看着不起眼,在赫拉迪克族的含金量却是十足,除了提供一键入狱的服务,一键出狱也毫不含糊,只稍打声招呼,根本没问原因,守卫又把我放出来了。 If the amount is counted twice, it is estimated that over three minutes, so-called has not been undesirable that has happened more than three times, therefore can definitely understand that oneself have not been put in prison, the Defiance commitment that before made secretly is still effective, did not instigate. 一进一出,估计都没超过三分钟,所谓事不过三,所以完全可以理解成自己没入狱过,之前暗地里许下的反抗承诺依旧有效,并不是怂。 „Actually, that...... has the reasons of many deep levels......” “其实呢,那个……有着许多深层次的原因……” Originally planned that ambiguous several, then the opposite party to the stair, said some „specific reason I do not want to go into seriously, so long as time were not on good to be harmful you who you stole to be put in prison one really to be sorry” and so on pleasantries, everyone this one smiled, when the safe/without matter happened. 本来打算含糊几句,然后对方给个台阶下,说些“具体的原因我不想深究只要不是你偷的就好还有害你又入狱一次真是抱歉了”之类的客套话,大家就此一笑而过,当无事发生。 Isn't the world of Sir this? Filled having no immediate concern to oneself contains and reveals only part of the truth false that. 大人的世界不都是这样么？充满了事不关己的包容和藏头露尾的虚伪。 Finally I forgot this goods are real little loli, is not the Sir, suggestion that I go all out, she is actually staring at me, reveals one share to break the earthenware cooking pot to ask the bottom imposing manner. 结果我忘记了这货是货真价实的小萝莉,不是什么大人,我拼了命的暗示,她却一个劲的盯着我,露出一股子打破砂锅问到底的气势。 „Actually...... is ancestor's relic.” I get a sudden inspiration. “其实……是祖先的遗物。”我灵机一动。 „Relic?” “遗物？” „Right, relic.” “对,遗物。” „Why will have such strange relic?” “为什么会有这么奇怪的遗物？” „......” It is not, isn't your equal to complaining the fountain statue of your family front door to be very strange in disguised form? Although is suspending the modeling of looking up to the starry sky is truly strange right, but the skeleton in closet cannot spread this truth to understand. “……”不是,你这不等于是变相吐槽你们家大门的喷水池雕像很奇怪么？虽然摆着仰望星空的造型确实很奇怪没错,但家丑不可外扬这个道理应该懂吧。 Obviously, she does not understand, I have to continue the baseless and irrational concoctions. 很显然,她不懂,我只好继续胡编乱造。 „Possibly...... perhaps my ancestor is the Horadric person, why...... chooses the statue of fountain I unable to master as a way of commemoration, perhaps is because my ancestor does build?” “可能……或许我的祖先是赫拉迪克人吧,作为一种纪念的方式……为什么选喷水池的雕像我也搞不懂,或许是因为我的祖先打造的？” „Your ancestor personal status may really strange oh.” “那你的祖先品位可真奇怪噢。” The villains said for me occasionally words that I want to speak, if so, that personal status is truly strange. 小人偶替我说了我想说的话,如果真是这样,那品位确实很奇怪。 „I understood, your ancestor possibly has one of the Horadric clan, your body has a bloodline of Horadric clan, can therefore inherit the soul magic.” “我懂了,你的祖先可能有赫拉迪克族的一员,你身上有着一丝赫拉迪克族的血统,所以才能继承灵魂魔法。” „Big...... probably is this.” “大……大概是这样吧。” Has not thought of a nonsense, can improve own status setting unexpectedly? No, is not right, the lines do not calculate, should say, actually this also in my planning! 没想到一番胡言乱语,竟然还能完善自己的身份设定？不,不对,刚才的台词不算,应该说,其实这也在我的算计之中！ „Good, I accept your explanation, truly, although lifelike, but the volume differed too.” “好吧,我接受你的解释,确实,虽然惟妙惟肖但体积相差太多了。” „Such obvious matter you should early morning discover that is right!” I bear the anger raise the impulsion of tea table with great difficulty, what you lose is a Bluegill! But I, I just picked a clownfish! I have not stolen! “这么明显的事情你应该一早发现才对！”我好不容易才忍住怒掀茶几的冲动,你们丢的是一条翻车鱼！而我呢,我只不过是捡了一条小丑鱼！我没偷！ „Abnormal odd person mister does not have the prompt explanation.” “变态怪人先生也没及时解释呀。” „...... It is not the movement that you reported to the police is too quick.” I am somewhat at a loss for words, to be honest at that time had a little small afraid, the result had not explained that with enough time was put in prison by one. “还……还不都是你报警的动作太快。”我有些语塞,说实话当时是有那么一点小心虚,结果没来得及解释就被一键入狱了。 „Therefore everyone has the mistake, as the matter stands averaged.” “所以大家都有失误,这样一来就扯平了。” „Is......, sounds very reasonable appearance, the feeling very fair appearance.” The reason of opposite party does not have the flaw, I thought that I was soon convinced. “是……是么,听起来很有道理的样子,感觉很公平的样子。”对方的理由毫无破绽,我觉得我快要被说服了。 „Athena, but fair strict princess.” “雅典娜可是位公正严明的公主殿下。” „Is fairly strict I not to know, hand fast quick this point I have had profound understanding.” “是不是公正严明我不知道,手速很快这一点我已经深有体会了。” „Abnormal odd person suspect monkey mister should to not discuss these insignificant minor matters comes.” “变态怪人疑犯猴子先生该不会就是为了讨论这些微不足道的小事而来的吧。” „No, I do not have, said that I come for what?” Floral formula being put in prison makes me somewhat chaotic, lowers the head to ponder. “不啊,我没有,说起来我到底是为了什么而来的呢？”花式入狱让我有些混乱,不禁低头沉思起来。 The people living what is the significance......? 人活着的意义……到底是什么？ On the other hand, the villain who this foul-mouthed how many fabricated strange nicknames added to me occasionally a moment ago covertly? 话说回来,这嘴欠的小人偶刚才是不是又偷偷摸摸给我加多了几条莫须有的奇怪外号？ „, Jailbreaks, jailbreaks.” Looked at a Tiya of good play to get online finally. “凡凡,逃狱,逃狱。”看了一场好戏的蒂亚终于上线了。 „, Right, I was carry out the previous commitment, helping you leave.” I recorded finally, a word it, I was make one to get out of bed generally, in the mysterious side, has resounding given name —— to call the bed person like my big character, can say that was very mystical. “哦,对了,我是来实现上次的承诺,帮你离开的。”我终于记起来了,一言概之,我是来叫人起床的,在神秘侧,像我这种大人物可是有着响亮的名号——叫床人,可以说很神秘了。 „Then quickly?” This time is Princess loli is on the rise personally, winks to stare at me with that pure stainless beautiful eye, blurted out. “那么快？”这一次是萝莉公主亲自抬起头,用那双纯洁无垢的明媚眼睛一眨不眨盯着我,脱口而出。 Yeah, in ancient two puncture ape to have an axiom, being called to want me to be earnest certainly to be good! 可不是么,在古老的二刺猿界可是有着一句至理名言,叫做只要我认真起来就一定能行！ Seeing me is silent, Princess loli responded, the person follows occasionally immediately, hurrying answered. 见我沉默不语,萝莉公主反应过来,人偶立刻跟上,慌忙解释道。 „Abnormal odd person suspect monkey mister, do not misunderstand, is not Athena does not believe your words, but......, although asked you to help here defense too be but strict seriously, therefore has not had the high hope to you, or should say that has not had any hope, you can understand the behavior that turned to any doctor one can find when critically ill, has completed is delayed and consciousness of deceit again, therefore please do not mind.” “变态怪人疑犯猴子先生,千万别误会,不是雅典娜不相信你的话,只是……虽说郑重拜托你帮忙但这里的防卫实在太严密了,所以并没有对你抱多大的希望,或者应该说并没有抱任何希望,你可以理解成病急乱投医的行为,已经做好了被一而再拖延和欺骗的觉悟,所以请你不要介意。” I ultra minded, listening to your explanation I ultra to mind the bastard! 我超介意,听了你的解释我超介意啊混蛋！ Considers for the general situation, to awaken to leave this damned place book earlier, I must make heavy hand to destroy the belt/bring evil person occasionally today a time! 要不是为了大局着想,为了早点把本子娜叫醒离开这个鬼地方,我今天非得做一次辣手摧偶的带恶人！ „Always...... please come with me in brief, if naturally you do not believe that I do not have the means that when we anything has not happened, later takes various groups respectively.” “总……总而言之请跟我来吧,当然如果你不相信我也没办法,咱就当什么也没发生过,以后各走各路。” „Elegant...... Athena, what to do should, we should what to do?” “雅……雅典娜,该怎么办,我们该怎么办？” Even if were deceived also to leave here, goes to outside world to have a look, to lead Princess loli of this determination, at this moment is actually scared, without the slight preparation, the front door of dream opened wide to oneself suddenly, at once, what the innermost feelings are more is paces back and forth anxiously rather than happy. 哪怕是被欺骗也要离开这里,去外面的世界看看,带着这份决心的萝莉公主,事到如今却慌了神,没有丝毫的心理准备,梦想的大门忽然就向自己敞开了,一时之间,内心更多的是彷徨不安而非高兴。 „...... Do not fluster, Anna, needs to be calm at this time, actually we can think in the good direction.” “别……别慌,安娜,这种时候更需要冷静,其实我们可以往好的方向想一想。” Originally this scraps/condescend person also has the name occasionally! 原来这屑人偶还有名字呀！ „Good direction?” “好的方向？” „For example...... the abnormal mister is lying for example.” “譬如说……譬如说变态先生只是在撒谎。” „......” “……” Wait, do you manage the direction that this matter applauds? Do you find out, couple days ago determination?! 等等,你管这种事叫好的方向？你到底想不想出去啊,前几天的决心呢？！ „Athena, backs down at the last moment, your is not good.” Sure enough, the person also...... the words reaches an agreement occasionally skillfully, did you also complain the skill MAX level expert? “雅典娜,事到临头打退堂鼓,你这样可不行。”果不其然,就连人偶也……话说好巧啊,你也是自我吐槽技能MAX级高手？ „But...... but, what to do goes out later should? What should we bring? Listened to storytelling saying that wanted the outward passage, must prepare fully, took many lots.” “可是……可是,出去以后该怎么办？我们该带些什么？听书上说想要外出旅行,要准备充分,带上很多很多东西。” „No rush, from the importance to secondary, we prepares according to the order, first is most important, what regardless at nightfall must take is......” “别着急,从重要到次要,我们一件一件按顺序准备,首先最重要的,无论入夜也必须要带上的是……” „Book!” Princess loli eye one bright. “书！”萝莉公主眼睛一亮。 Book your younger sister! 书你妹！ „ Not is right, the person is shaking the head occasionally, vanishes speedily, does not know where drags one to look installs the ancient rattan suitcase of clothes/armor daily necessities probably. “不对不对,人偶摇着头,一溜烟消失,不知道从哪里拖来一个看着像是装衣服日用品的古旧藤箱。 „Most important should be these is right.” “最重要的应该是这些才对。” Then right, your is in any case being well-read literary young girl, the brain circuit normal point line not? 这才对嘛,你好歹是个博览群书的文学少女,脑回路正常点行不？ The people bang one opens the box lid occasionally, inside is suspending two rows neatly with its exactly the same person occasionally, proud raised the head to throw out the chest: „Outside sandstorm is big, the spare body is better and better.” 人偶砰一下打开箱盖,里面整整齐齐摆着两排和它一模一样的人偶,自豪的抬头挺胸:“外面的风沙大,备用身体多多益善。” The trash threw brought a useful thing to me the bastard! 垃圾扔了给我带点有用的东西啊混蛋！ Driven beyond the limits of forbearance, I preach to Princess loli who this lacks the life general knowledge at present seriously. 忍无可忍,我对眼前这位严重缺乏生活常识的萝莉公主说教起来。 „What is first most important is clothes/armor.” “首先最重要的是衣服。” „clothes/armor? clothes/armor!” The people pat the palm with princess simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform occasionally, opens the mouth with one voice. “衣服？衣服！”人偶和公主齐齐一拍手心,又齐声开口。 „But clothes/armor does not need.” “但是衣服不需要。” „Athena's clothes/armor has the self-cleaning function, moreover can turn into any design.” Occasionally the people gesticulate explained to me, then gives the final word. “雅典娜身上的衣服有自清洁功能,而且能变成任何款式。”人偶比手画脚的给我解释了一通,然后一锤定音。 „In brief, is artifact.” “简而言之,是神器。” My numb nod, good, you won, really can act in a self-serving manner richly. 我麻木的点点头,好吧,你赢了,有钱真的可以为所欲为。 „Daily necessities, for example towel, toothbrush, scented soap, sun block lotion, cosmetics wait/etc.” “日用品,比如说毛巾,牙刷,香皂,防晒霜,化妆品等等。” „Does not need, the clothes/armor self-cleaning function can also make the body neat clean, moreover brings the safety mask, does not fear the solarization, as for the cosmetics, Athena is always useless.” “不需要,衣服的自清洁功能也能让身体变得清爽干净,而且自带防护罩,不怕日晒,至于化妆品,雅典娜从来没用过。” I continue wooden nod, does not use, now does not use, later could not use, one bottle of wd40 enough. 我继续木然的点点头,不用好,现在不用,以后就更用不上了,一瓶wd40就够了。 „Then is food and water.” I compare the finger, does not wait for the opposite party to reply, direct filled in: „Does not need, food here has,...... has as for the water anytime.” “接下来是食物和水。”我比了比手指头,不等对方回答,直接自己填上了:“也不需要,食物我这里有,至于水……随时有。” Believes me, even if in the desert, mage does not need to worry for the water, particularly mage like me, let alone here dreamland world, uh-huh. 相信我,哪怕在沙漠,一个法师也不需要为水犯愁,尤其是像我这样的法师,更何况这里还是梦境世界,嗯哼。 „But Athena does not want to eat the abnormal odd person to doubt......” “但是雅典娜不想吃变态怪人疑……” „Wait, can the name abbreviate some? Strange long is listening to the waste time.” At this moment I do not haggle over her to call anything, only wants to reduce the words and expressions quite to let have nothing to disturb. “等等,名字能省略些吗？怪长的听着废时间。”事到如今我已经不计较她叫什么了,只想缩短字句好让耳根清净点。 „Good, what I want to say that Athena does not want to eat abnormal food, wanting oneself to prepare.” “好吧,我想说的是,雅典娜不想吃变态的食物,想要自己准备。” „......” “……” Good brief and to the point, pertinent. 好一个言简意赅,一针见血。 „When can prepare?” “要准备到什么时候？” „Tomorrow, making the clansman do sends, the excuse also found, good Princess Athena gave shelter to the homeless vagrant short wool new clansman, never expected that the opposite party is a competitive eating, the dream is to eat the Horadric clan unexpectedly.” “明天,让族人多做些送来,借口也找到了,善良的雅典娜公主收留了无家可归的流浪短毛新族人,没想到对方竟然是个大胃王,梦想是吃垮赫拉迪克族。” „Can set up a slightly big point dream to me?” “能给我树立一个稍微大点的梦想么？” Also, her view made me somewhat mind, one type did pick the feeling of pariah dog in the roadside? 还有,她刚才的说法让我有些介意,是不是有一种在路边捡到了流浪犬的感觉？ „Time does not wait for the person, either you rely on one's own effort to revive, now do, will not wait tomorrow.” “时间不等人,要么你自力更生,现在自己做,不等明天了。” „Athena!” “雅典娜！” „Anna!” “安娜！” Princess loli and person hold the hand to look at each other occasionally, tears murmur. 萝莉公主和人偶执手相视,泪光潺潺。 „Finally, doesn't evade finally? The miserable princess, by the clansman of brute was cheated on, to prescribe medicine the captivity, finally became the bosom of opposite party 【bi】 Tool.” “终于,终于还是躲不过吗？楚楚可怜的公主殿下,被人面兽心的族人所欺骗,下药囚禁,最终成了对方的怀【哔】工具。” „Without...... are not related, Anna, this is the free price, I can.” “没……没关系,安娜,这就是自由的代价,我可以的。” „......” “……” I sneer, this? Missed compared with the yellow piece maidservant far, fierce that but, this Princess loli the life general knowledge lacked, did various strange difficult uncommon knowledge nodes to understand much? 我冷笑一声,就这？比黄段子侍女差远了,只不过,这萝莉公主生活常识缺的厉害,各种稀奇古怪难以启齿的生僻知识点到是懂得不少？ Is it possible that is similar to the small spirit, this age also has beginning the generation don't three have princess setting?! 莫非和小幽灵类似,这个年代还有初代三无公主这种设定？！ „Stops, I have no interest in your such little girl.” “打住,我对你这样的小女孩没兴趣。” „In other words, wants to raise for several years, when Athena did grow up a point to say again?” The villains protect the master to step back occasionally, the expression fears. “也就是说,想养几年,等雅典娜长大一点再说？”小人偶护着主人退后一步,表情恐惧。 Hello, welcome to the banana to make, I am your old friend monkeys, today I give everyone to perform a simple magic, called ——! Rip! People! Occasionally! 大家好,欢迎来到香蕉有约,我是你们的老朋友猴子,今天我给大家表演一个简单的魔术,叫——手！撕！人！偶！ ... 。。。