**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** Because Alley intermittence fails to explode, for obtains the complete information from her mouth, the time has rubbed gently for several days, I do not know that several days in dreamland are several days, perhaps in the reality are just matters suddenly, naturally, there is a possibility to cross for several years. 因为埃里雅的间歇性哑火,为了从她口中得到完整情报,时间磨磨蹭蹭过了好几天,我也不知道梦境里的好几天到底算几天,或许在现实中只不过是一刹那间的事,当然,也有可能已经过了好几年。 Wait, such a thinks, the Holy See mountain did end? Can my false Savior evolve the exiled Savior? 等等,这么一想,教廷山完了？我这个伪救世主可以进化成流亡救世主了？ Although this worry, but cannot put book, no matter, wants to put unable to put let alone now, hurries our sleeping beauty Duke...... the doll(?) Awakening is the proper business. 虽然有这层担忧,但也不能放着本子娜不管,更何况现在想放也放不了了,还是赶紧把我们的睡美人公……公仔(？)叫醒才是正事。 Also does not know that side Athena had become impatient, properly speaking should not, escape from the inner city is not the easy matter, let alone three days five days, plan arrangement three years five years are not overrated, good here are the dreamland world, even if otherwise give me 100 years I not to have the means to help her 【Jailbreaks】. 也不知道雅典娜那边是不是已经等急了,按道理说不应该,从内城逃脱不是易事,别说三天五天,策划筹备个三年五年都不为过,好在这里是梦境世界,不然就算给我一百年我也没办法帮她【逃狱】。 Naturally, to complete quest as soon as possible, hurries back earlier quite well. 当然,为了尽快完成任务,还是早点赶回去比较好。 All the way, Tiya little girl suddenly had the wonderful idea. 一路上,蒂亚小丫头忽然就有了奇思妙想。 „Since this is also the 30,000 years ago Nana's dream , you said that if we told Athena 30,000 years later all things, how can? Perhaps our Horadric clan will therefore not decline.” “既然这也是三万年前的娜娜的梦,凡凡,你说如果我们告诉雅典娜三万年后发生的一切事情,会怎么样？说不定我们赫拉迪克族就不会因此衰落。” „I thought that this idea is not much.” “我觉得这个主意不怎么样。” I white her one eyes, little girl after all is pattern Tucson broken, does not know that this type related to event of time causal relation serious, thinks that the history was so good to change? 我白了她一眼,小丫头毕竟是图样图森破,丝毫不知道这种涉及时间因果关系的事件有多严重,以为已经发生的历史那么好改变？ Alley also had the interest in this topic, the bosom hanging falling ray flicked. 埃里雅也对这个话题产生了兴趣,怀里的吊坠光芒一闪一闪。 To be honest hangs Alley on the neck I somewhat fears, here after all is the exclusive humble abode of small spirit, if god knows that young saintess knows that Alley will borrow her domain to stop over will lose what temper, the small spirit still in Holy See mountain Chaida gift parcel, I must defend the secret fortunately, cannot make her know. 说实话将埃里雅挂在脖子上我有些怕怕,这里毕竟是小幽灵的专属蜗居,天知道那小圣女若是知道埃里雅借了她的地盘落脚会发什么脾气,还好小幽灵还在教廷山拆大礼包,我得守住秘密,不能让她知道。 I understand that what you want to complain, even if hangs to fall, may not hang on the neck and small spirit carves out holding right, does not hang above, for example puts in the pocket, the exchange is not convenient,...... you can imagine others to see that as for the Tiya that side what does hang to fall to float to flutter everywhere is feels? 我明白你们想吐槽什么,就算是吊坠,也不一定非得挂在脖子上和小幽灵争地盘对吧,可不挂在上面,譬如说放到口袋里,交流就不方便了,至于蒂亚那边……你能想象别人看到一根吊坠到处飘来飘去是什么感受？ This time Alley, as if is quite satisfied her new home, does not know a how oneself are at danger, will not be careful likely is the Dark Continent first sickness tender staring difficult position, but also is using the off and on sweet and delicate voice song and little girl is exchanging. 此时的埃里雅,似乎颇为满意她的新家,丝毫不知道自己处在一个如何危险的境地,一个不小心就会被很可能是暗黑大陆第一病娇给盯上的困境,还在用断断续续的娇声细语和小丫头交流着。 Her idea to is I am consistent, did not suggest that Tiya does that even if did uselessly still. 她的想法到是和我一致,不建议蒂亚这么做,就算做了也没用。 The dreamland 30000 years later was connected together, originally is the not possible matter, but actually happened now, very obviously, this and in her mouth the so-called damping force has the relations, Tiya tries to interfere with the history, ten will have 8~9 also to encounter stopping of damping force, only if it will make this dreamland the goal, the itself/Ben to let Tiya will change the destiny of Horadric clan. 时隔30000年的梦境被串联到一起,本是不可能的事情,但现在却发生了,很显然,这和她口中所谓的抑制力有关系,蒂亚试图干涉历史,十有八九也会遭到抑制力的制止,除非它制造这场梦境的目的,本就是为了让蒂亚去改变赫拉迪克族的命运。 However this possibility lowers to what degree, the people who my intelligence quotient balance insufficient can imagine. 然而这种可能性低到什么程度,就连我这种智商余额不足的人都能想象出来。 Stops Tiya to do the stupid thing, disturbs the history, we can for the simplest way that the damping force thinks , after is lets the Athena sleep/felt wakes up, forget that in the dream the matter, slightly an improvement difficulty, directly the accomplice is also I in the dream wrote off, will open the mouth to disclose the future flash in me to Athena. 制止蒂亚干傻事,干扰历史,我们能替抑制力想到的最简单的办法,就是让雅典娜一觉醒来后忘记梦里发生的事情,稍微提升点难度,直接将帮凶也就是我在梦里抹杀了,在我开口向雅典娜透露未来的一瞬间。 Is bored, even if Athena brings back to 30,000 years ago the news, will try to change the Horadric clan, the damping force can still twisted destiny river pulling. 再无聊一点,即便雅典娜将消息带回三万年前,试图改变赫拉迪克族,抑制力也能将被扭曲的命运长河给扳回来。 In the final analysis, the strength differs the certain extent the words, like good that proverb said that the yama makes you three dead, who dares to keep you to before dawn (3 - 5 am)? Moreover Horadric clan that in the past abused the resources, was takes the consequences for own actions, lost was not injust. 说到底,实力相差到一定程度的话,就像那句老话说的好,阎王让你三更死,谁敢留你到五更？而且当年滥用资源的赫拉迪克族,也算是自作自受,输的不冤。 Furthermore, if displays the mysterious brain hole, draws back 10,000 steps, supposed that was really changed the history by Athena, that 30,000 years later present, will Tiya also appear? Will I also appear? Perhaps the history presents the flash of inflection point, we directly on into thin air. 再有,如果发挥神奇的脑洞,退一万步来看,假设真的被雅典娜改变了历史,那三万年后的现在,蒂亚还会出现吗？我还会出现吗？说不定历史出现拐点的一瞬间,我们直接就人间蒸发了。 Punctures yuan as the qualified second child, butterfly wing effect that is the basic common knowledge, every day must recite three. 身为合格的老二刺螈,蝴蝶翅膀效应那是基本常识,每天都要背诵三遍的。 Simply speaking, so long as the damping force thinks, 10,000 means stop Tiya to make the foolish matter, but these 10,000 means will have 9900 possibilities to cause the serious results, we will unable to try. 简单来说,只要抑制力想,就有一万种办法来制止蒂亚做傻事,而这一万种办法有九千九百种可能会造成严重后果,我们根本试不起。 Preached jointly by me and Alley, Tiya somewhat loses, looks down the appearance that did not speak somewhat pitifully, I know that she wholeheartedly wants to promote the Horadric clan, but cannot with change history doing dead means that then really wants to change, might as well through oneself pair of getting rich through hard work both hands? 被我和埃里雅联手说教了一通,蒂亚有些失落,低头不语的样子看着有些可怜,我知道她一心想振兴赫拉迪克族,但也不能用改变历史这种作死办法呀,真那么想改变,不如通过自己一双勤劳致富的双手？ Will open the mouth to comfort Tiya, actually sees her to raise the head, reveals the vitality smile that I am familiar with. 正要这么开口安慰蒂亚,却见她已经抬起头,重新露出我熟悉的元气笑颜。 „Really does not have the means that it seems like really cannot take the weird dishonest means that promotes our clan with the right method.” “真是没办法,看来果然不能走邪门歪路,还是得用正当的手段来振兴我们一族。” Right, is such matter, I in one side gratified un un nod. 对对对,就是这么回事,我在一旁欣慰的嗯嗯点头。 „The promotion of Horadric clan, therefore depended entirely on you .” “赫拉迪克族的振兴,所以就全靠你了,凡凡。” Both hands that wait/etc, you get rich through hard work? From the beginning how to live by pimping, although was not. 等等,你勤劳致富的双手呢？怎么一开始就想要吃软饭了,虽说也不是不可以。 „I am not good I is not good, must depend on yourself.” I wave the hand again and again, is not I am not willing to help, is really financially strapped, I will only kill, will not construct, you asked the crystal ratio to ask me. “我不行我不行,还是得靠你自己。”我连连摇手,不是我不愿意帮,实在是能力有限,我只会打打杀杀,不会建设,你拜托水晶都比拜托我强。 „But, I thought that is very fierce, particularly in money-making aspect.” little girl was climbed the finger, one by one counted. “可是,我觉得凡凡很厉害呀,尤其是在赚钱方面。”小丫头扳起了手指,一一细数。 „For example the papermaking, the instant noodles, invest the research of mage association, experience adventure makes money, as well as receives the maidservant and marries the princess?” “比如说造纸啊,方便面啊,投资法师公会的研究啊,历练冒险赚钱啊,以及收侍女和娶公主？” Received the maidservant and marries the princess is also the method of enrichment, learned, as soon as I pat the palm, shows being suddenly enlighted expression. 哦,原来收侍女和娶公主也是发家致富的手段呀,学到了,我一拍手心,露出恍然大悟表情。 You think that I reveal this response the bastard! 你以为我露出这种反应吗混蛋！ Why however, wants to get angry obviously, but it, little girl of lesson nonsense, does my form actually start to be gradually base and low? Mouth that does not make every effort to succeed, couldn't words of rebuttal say? 但是为什么,明明想怒而起之,教训胡言乱语的小丫头一顿,我的身影却开始逐渐卑微？不争气的嘴巴,一句反驳的话也说不出来？ Is the person of living by pimping unexpectedly I? 难道,吃软饭的人竟然是我？ Does the soft food Savior, gnaw wife Lesser Evil? 软饭救世主,啃妻大魔王？ Thinks the family/home that right, is occupied by the maidservant, has wife's food, drives the ship of sweetheart, the intelligence quotient depends entirely on the adopted younger sisters, what lacking are few what little elder sister, the storage battery raises your Eva, usually will only tease fish walking with dog to play the hand to manage( Alley book:???), Right, said trivial below. 想想可不是么,住侍女的家,吃老婆的饭,开情人的船,智商全靠干妹妹,缺啥少啥小姐姐,电瓶养你爱娃儿,平日只会逗鱼遛狗耍手办(蕾奥娜埃里雅本子娜:？？？),没错,说的正是区区在下。 Some this consciousness, I immediately became righteous, although I do not know that is why righteous, but is very brave, facing the secular vision, is fearless. 有了这个觉悟,我顿时变得理直气壮起来,虽然我也不知道为什么要理直气壮,但就是很勇,面对世俗目光,根本无所畏惧。 „But, Horadric is not short of money.” The technology had, what does to monopolize, will money also be short? Does a mage race poor-mouth? This is creates Ali in the regret. “只不过,赫拉迪克也不差钱吧。”技术有了,搞搞垄断什么的,钱还会少么？一个法师种族哭穷？恁这是在悔创阿里吧。 „Probably does not lack.” A little girl worried expression, is tilting the head, as if in very imagination diligently, what in the clan lacks is anything. “好像是不怎么缺诶。”小丫头一副苦恼的表情,歪着头,似乎在很努力的想象,族里到底缺的是什么。 „Lacks is not money, is the person.” As soon as she pats the palm, became aware, overjoyed is hugging my arm, on the elegant face full is happy. “缺的不是钱,是人。”她一拍手心,悟了,紧接着欢天喜地的搂着我的胳膊,俏脸上满是甜蜜美满幸福。 „Therefore I and must hurry to have several some children to be good, can live many to live many.” “所以我和凡凡要赶紧多生几些孩子才行,能生多少就生多少。” It is estimated that in the dreamland, little girl was making a bed directly, do not suspect that her action, I eat in this above owe oversized. 估计着要不是在梦境,小丫头就直接铺床了,千万别怀疑她的行动力,我在这上面吃过大亏的。 The bosom is hanging Alley was silent, does not know that was today's lines share says, routine failed to explode, was by this stamp a against dog grain as sweet as ku, attacked and sank thoroughly. 怀里挂着的埃里雅沉默了,不知道是今天的台词份额说完了,例行哑火,还是被这戳不及防的一口狗粮给甜到齁着,彻底击沉。 Under creates a disturbance, returned to the inner city quickly, saw Athena, after several days, this Princess little loli is still shyly silent, is manipulating the villain politely occasionally carried the tea and dessert, comes up the impatient asking plan not to arrange how. 打打闹闹下,很快回到了内城,见到了雅典娜,时隔数日,这小萝莉公主依旧沉默怕生,操纵着小人偶客气的端上了茶和点心,一上来并没有迫不及待的问计划筹备的怎么样。 „This tea......” I hesitant one after next. “这茶……”我犹豫了一下下。 „Don't think too much, red syrup.” Sure enough, the person was saying occasionally well-mannered neglects the disrespectful word of guest. “别想太多,红糖水。”果不其然,人偶彬彬有礼的说着些怠慢客人的失礼之言。 „Dessert......” I do not report anything to hope. “点心……”我已经不报什么希望了。 „Clansman just presented tribute, but also hot.” “族人刚刚进贡的,还热着。” , This is what kind of hospitality, is in Horadric clan history is simply straightforwardest kindly the most natural princess! 哦哦哦,这是何等的热情好客,简直就是赫拉迪克族史上最豪爽最亲切最大方的公主殿下！ Perhaps is the psychological expectation from the beginning is too low, my affected soon cried. 或许是一开始的心理预期太低,我感动的快要哭出来了。 „Athena has not eaten with enough time, the abnormal odd person mister came, under absolutely cannot be helped have to take the entertainment.” “雅典娜还没来得及吃,变态怪人先生就来了,万般无奈之下只好拿出来招待。” Person moe moe dá is gesticulating occasionally the hands and feet, coordinates the revolutions on the table to delimit the circle circle, the long skirt dances in the air, seems jumping an exquisite waltz, in fact wants to stress that this absolutely being able be helped, has absolutely being able be helped how. 人偶萌萌哒比划着手脚,配合着在桌上转划圈圈,长裙飞舞,仿佛在跳一支优美的华尔兹,实际上只是想强调这个万般无奈,到底是有多么的万般无奈。 You looked, Athena were quick cry greedily! 你看,雅典娜都快馋哭了！ In the dreamland world had no way with the memory crystal is really was a pity, otherwise after going back, my being probable made book have a look at past her how naive pure...... and mean-spirited, how to turn into now this appearance? 梦境世界里没法用记忆水晶真是太可惜了,否则回去以后我非得让本子娜看看当年的她是多么的天真纯洁……兼小气,怎么就变成现在这副模样了呢？ Really is because the book leaves were too many, backlashes oneself? 果然是因为本子出的太多,反噬自身了么？ „My belly is not hungry, you eat.” I hesitant one after next, finally the soul of lolicon wins, will pack the dessert the dish to push. “我肚子不饿,还是你吃吧。”我犹豫了一下下,最终萝莉控之魂获胜,将装满点心的碟子推了回去。 „Abnormal odd person mister may really be a gentleman.” “变态怪人先生可真是个绅士。” Athena lowers the head, as if is a little embarrassedly ashamed, the person arrives occasionally is seems bold, said does not know is words that praised, overtakes the dessert directly, lifting to Athena in front. 雅典娜低着头,似乎有点羞耻难为情,人偶到是显得没脸没皮,说了一句不知道算不算夸的话,直接就将点心抢了过去,诶咻诶咻的举到雅典娜面前。 Role that this type of red painted-face white face sang together, I have only seen on the stage, thinks that present book, felt suddenly, perhaps 30,000 years of deep sleep, making her sickness cure thoroughly, at least this fellow was very real before me, never did two sets of acrobatics, said that drew a sword to draw a sword, is called the desert red. 这种红脸白脸一起唱的角色,我只在台上见到过,想想现在的本子娜,忽然又觉得,或许三万年的沉睡,让她的病彻底治好了,至少这家伙在我面前很真实,从不搞两套把戏,说拔剑就拔剑,人称沙漠一点红。 Received to arrive looked at person of link that ate the dessert, to was not worried, the basic princess etiquette to also had, 30,000 years later also remembers, very graceful small mouth slightly is stuttering, but the speed was quick, was a bit like the hamster, what was more important was...... 接下来到了看人吃点心的环节,到也不烦闷,基本的公主礼仪到是还有,三万年后也还记得,很优雅的小口小口吃着,不过速度很快,有点像仓鼠,更重要的是…… Perhaps is the weak reason, the movement somewhat has been clumsy, under the graceful table manners, is scatters place the point to be brokenhearted, on the dish bumps falls, takes has not been grasping falls steadily, eats is eating is falling down, under I observe carefully roughly divide these three types. 或许是一直体弱多病的缘故,动作有些笨拙,优雅的吃相下,是散落一地的点心碎,碟子上碰掉下来的,拿着没握稳掉下来的,吃着吃着掉下的,在我细心观察下大致分这三种。 It is not right, I should complain is not this! 不对,我应该吐槽的不是这个吧！ Previous time entertains my biscuit, said that under is leftovers falling to pick after the ground, originally is really not the venomous tongue, is tells the facts! 上次招待我的饼干,说是吃剩下的掉在地上后捡起来的,原来真不是毒舌,是实话实说啊！ Saw that the person is occasionally careful to fall in the dessert of ground to pick, puts on another dish, the subtle reorganization, making it seem like in the baking process breaks to pieces because of the crucial moment issue is the same. 眼看着人偶细心将掉在地上的点心捡起来,放到另外一个碟子上,微妙的整理了一番,让其看起来像是在烘焙过程中因火候问题碎掉的一样。 I had three characters at that time at heart, does not know, when does not work as to say. 我当时心里就有三个字,不知当不当讲。 „Ok, Athena finished eating, was one's turn the abnormal odd person mister.” “好了,雅典娜吃完了,轮到变态怪人先生了。” Saw that is placed in oneself front point is brokenhearted, I emitted present new Three Character Classic, does not know, when did not work as to say. 看到重新摆在自己面前的点心碎,我心里又冒出现了新三字经,不知道当不当说。 „Sure.” “请不要客气。” „......” “……” I am polite you...... to consider as finished, isn't angry. 我客气你……算了,不生气不生气。 „Even if the remnant thick soup food left over, is princess's remnant thick soup food left over, as abnormal you should feel that rejoice is right.” “哪怕是残羹剩饭,也是公主殿下的残羹剩饭,身为变态的你应该感到高兴才对。” „......” “……” Why is, meets obviously from the beginning time, the character is not bad, was the feeling mixes gradually to expose the natural disposition ripe? 到底是为什么呢,明明一开始相遇的时候,性格还没有那么恶劣的,是感觉混熟了逐渐暴露出本性么？ Moreover, unexpectedly to many of abnormal cultural understanding! 而且,竟然对变态文化了解的不少！ „cough cough, Princess, perhaps we should discuss a proper business.” I maintain composure, try to shift the topic. “咳咳,公主殿下,或许我们应该谈点正事了。”我不动声色,试图转移话题。 „Said is also, in a flash already past several days.” Still is the person is speaking occasionally, her both hands hold the chest, makes the small Sir shape. “说的也是,一晃已经过去好几天了。”依然是人偶在说话,她双手抱胸,做小大人状。 „Then said that proper business, the abnormal odd person mister believes, who that statue is steals?” “那么就说说正事吧,变态怪人先生认为,那座雕像到底是谁偷的？” „It is not the proper business that...... I said is......” “不是……我说的正事是……” „Athena really minded very much, has not investigated thoroughly the words of criminal not to can definitely be popular unable to have a good sleep.” “雅典娜真的很介意,没有查清楚犯人的话肯定吃不香睡不好。” „......” “……” I thought that you arrived at the ratio really fragrant king who is eats to be fragrant a moment ago. 我看你刚才到是吃的比真香王还要香。 „In brief, this person definitely is not I, I can pledge to the day, who steals whose monkey.” Is confident, I am righteous, is unafraid, can pit Tiya, who make her harm me while convenient to be put in prison recently twice. “总之,这个人肯定不是我,我可以对天发誓,谁偷谁猴子。”心里有底,我理直气壮,毫不心虚,顺便还能坑蒂亚一把,谁让她最近害我入狱两次。 But then awkward appeared, the words just became quiet, one is not does not calculate the weak wind blows from out of the window, blows by chance the front piece of cape, reveals the fish on chest to hang to fall. 但接下来尴尬的一幕出现了,话刚落音,一阵不算强也不算弱的风从窗外刮进来,恰巧将斗篷的衣襟吹开,露出胸口上的鱼吊坠。 I: „......” 我:“……” Athena: „......” 雅典娜:“……” The next second, the warning sound, in a flash, the rail has revolved, to lock the handcuffs to add the body at present. 下一秒,警报声响,眼前一晃,已然铁栏围绕,锁铐加身。 Also is familiar one is put in prison! 又是熟悉的一键入狱！ ... 。。。