**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** „You meant, we can drag such a coffin to go to adventure?” “你的意思是说,我们要拖着这么一副棺材去冒险？” I am shocked looks at the villain occasionally with Princess loli, two feared that isn't the old DQ player? 我震惊的看着小人偶和萝莉公主,恁二位怕不也是老DQ玩家吧？ „Do not talk nonsense, this is only the box like coffin.” Perhaps is detects in the setting to have what issue, the villain categorically denies occasionally. “别胡说,这只是像棺材一样的盒子。”或许是察觉到设定上有什么问题,小人偶矢口否认。 „But you just said it is a coffin.” “但你刚说了它就是一口棺材。” „The coffin —— same box, I want then, to blame the monkey mister not to have the one breath to make me say.” “棺材——一样的盒子,我是想这么说来着,都怪猴子先生没有一口气让我说完。” Very good, this is the legendary setting makes up probably, or called to eat the book more appropriate? Side as an rookie writer of fiction, the accomplishment could not have seen, the bad custom to has cropped up. 很好,这大概就是传说中的设定补完,或者叫吃书更合适？身为一名新人小说家,素养还看不到边,坏习惯到是已经冒头了。 No matter how said, two happy good, I only care about a matter now. 不管怎么说,二位高兴就好,我现在只关心一件事。 „Words said that...... it...... I meant George can speak?” “话说……它……我是说乔治能说话么？” „Can.” Small boy voice that spreads from the coffin —— same box, shocking my cape was about to fall three. “能的。”从棺材——一样的盒子里传出的小男孩声音,震惊到我斗篷都快掉了三层。 „Hey ~~ ~ can George, come out to speak?” I knocked the coffin...... not, is the box. “喂~~~乔治,能出来说话么？”我敲了敲棺……啊不,是盒子。 „Cannot.” The young boy is brief and to the point. “不能的。”小男孩言简意赅。 „Why?” “为什么？” „Because I have died.” “因为我已经死了。” „......” “……” It is not, you said where I should start to complain? Is the deceased person will speak, is this really a coffin? 不是,你说我该从哪里开始吐槽好？是死人会说话,还是这果然就是一口棺材？ Actually now what I most want to say that you be laid to rest, do not come out to make the monster again. 其实我现在最想说的是,口口你入土为安吧,别再出来作妖了。 The deep breath, the deep breath, I thought again gives up the general knowledge establishing this type of dispensable thing, telling oneself this is only a dream, grotesque and gaudy evil spirit chaotic dance normal. 深呼吸,再深呼吸,我觉得放弃常识设定这种可有可无的东西,告诉自己这只是一个梦,光怪陆离妖魔乱舞正常的很。 „Does George, we untimely death what meet?” The vision returns to the villain occasionally, you continue to talk irresponsibly, makes an effort to talk irresponsibly to me. “那么,我们英年早逝的小乔治又会些什么呢？”目光回到小人偶身上,你继续瞎掰,给我使劲瞎掰。 „Had said a moment ago, the George fiercest ability is to urge artificially good.” “刚才已经说了,小乔治最厉害的能力就是劝人为善。” , As if for fear that I pondered over George am pulling out, when tempts enemy skull anything, it supplements on one: „ Also is the only ability. 顿了顿,似乎生怕我又琢磨着将乔治拉出去当诱敌头盖骨什么的,它补充上一句:“也是唯一的能力。 „......” “……” This with 4399 of inexpensive half-finished product, each role style, many calculates that I lose. 这就跟廉价半成品的4399,每个角色一个招式,多一个算我输。 But said no matter how, this skill sounds dwarf Ciofo is more credible, I hit energy slightly. 但不管怎么说,这个技能听起来比矮人乔夫要靠谱,我略微打起了一点精神。 „Is difficult to be inadequate can convert an enemy into a friend?” “难不成可以化敌为友？” I remembered Paladin skill to transform, can turn into comrade the enemy, although had the effectiveness, is it possible that did George also meet this? 我想起了圣骑士的一个技能转化,也是可以将敌人变成战友,虽然是有时效的,莫非乔治也会这？ Then, does not know why the villain starts occasionally afraid to say a word, the look moves fast. 然后,不知为何小人偶开始吞吞吐吐,眼神飘忽。 „This...... probably...... perhaps...... possible?” “这……大概……或许……可能吧？” „???” “？？？” As setting, the role ability that you do create cannot comprehend? 身为设定者,你连自己创造的角色的能力都搞不懂？ I start to feel now, I really might Ota understand the navigation king. 我现在开始觉得,我确实有可能比尾田老贼更懂航海王了。 Saw that the villain is occasionally far-fetched, I also can only place hopes in battled actually, as if for the writing quantity of pure packing biography, the convention will have several waves of reckless enemy attacks every day, they are the best touchstones. 眼看小人偶不靠谱,我也只能寄希望于实际作战了,似乎为了单纯的填充传记的文字数量,每天惯例都会有几波不知死活的敌人来袭,它们就是最好的试金石。 Look the enemy suddenly comes, the tranquil desert sandstorm wreaked havoc suddenly, in the sand dust, can see the sickle feet of innumerable disgusting creeping motion indistinctly, dense and numerous is waving. 这不,敌人说来就来,原本平静的沙漠忽然风沙肆虐,沙尘之中,隐约能看到无数恶心蠕动的镰足,密密麻麻密密麻麻的舞动着。 „Appeared, new enemy.” Princess loli is stern-looking, this is the four devas presents the time does not see she has shown the serious expression. “出现了,新的敌人。”萝莉公主面色严峻,这是连四天王出现的时候也不见她露出过的严肃表情。 On the other hand, extremely suddenly and optional, actually at that time I who because the four devas died had not detected that she shows what expression and that's the end, can definitely not compare present stern in brief, from this can deduce should compared with a four devas fiercer powerful enemy who these appeared time. 话说回来,因为四天王死的太过突然和随意了,其实那时候我也没察觉她露出了什么表情就是了,总之可以肯定不会比现在的更严峻,由此可以推论这一次出现的应该是比四天王更厉害的强敌。 „Swallow countless travelers, the whole body proliferated the violently poisonous giant centipede!” “吞噬了无数旅人,全身遍布剧毒的巨大蜈蚣！” I want also to be, so many legs are running back and forth in confusion at present, made the intensive phobophobia sickness send sufficiently, did not have other thing besides the centipede. 我想也是,那么多条腿一个劲在眼前乱晃,足以让密集恐惧症病发了,除了蜈蚣以外也没有别的东西了。 At this time thought of especially my old friend Fallen, took the cannon fodder or the group develops, or brought to serve as a stopgap, that qualified, impeccable, Hell had not only invaded pitifully at this time, and Angel in the world, Fallen should the endangered species, by Princess loli that and chest equally deficient imagination, it is estimated that cannot pinch. 这种时候格外想念我的老朋友沉沦魔,无论是作为炮灰还是群演,亦或是拿来充数,都是那么的合格,无可挑剔,只可惜这时候地狱尚未入侵,天使且在人间,沉沦魔应该还是濒危物种,以萝莉公主那和胸膛一样贫乏的想象力,估计是捏不出来的。 „Because the enemy was too disgusting, therefore this time allows the monkey mister to fight a battle to force a quick decision specially.” The opportunity that the villains always do not forget to make an appearance occasionally, said to me fast. “因为敌人太恶心了所以这次特别允许猴子先生速战速决。”小人偶总是不忘露面的机会,飞快对我说道。 Has a look at Princess loli, probably by the young female student who the cockroach frightens, hides trembles in the corner, ahh, little miss each family's fear centipede spider snake what isn't very normal matter? Not the normal general idea only then my family's Tiya little girl, she is pondering over the centipede six to eat, the corners of the mouth suck in air through the teeth, in the mouth mumbled. 看看萝莉公主,好像被蟑螂吓到的小女生,躲在角落瑟瑟发抖,啊啊,小姑娘家家的害怕蜈蚣蜘蛛蛇什么的不是很正常的事情么？不正常的大概只有我家的蒂亚小丫头吧,她正在琢磨蜈蚣六吃,嘴角吸溜吸溜,口中念念有词。 Then the big strip centipede, feared that can manage for day, does not know how chews the vigor, can too dry/does too the firewood? 那么大条蜈蚣,一条怕是可以管一天,就是不知道嚼劲如何,会不会太干太柴？ Has a look at Tiya, has a look at Athena again, my very curious 30,000 years later how they become Ji You, this looks that clearly is caret-shaped does not gather. 看看蒂亚,再看看雅典娜,我很好奇三万年后她们到底是怎么成为好姬友的,这看着分明就是八字不合吧。 Does not pay attention to two people, I lift the hand, is preparing to call on the orphan young boy, experiences his ability. 不理会二人,我抬抬手,正准备招呼孤儿小男孩上,见识一下他的能力。 The orphan young boy got up. 孤儿小男孩上了。 The orphan young boy displayed waist plate Charge. 孤儿小男孩施展了腰间盘突击。 The orphan young boy hit the monkey. 孤儿小男孩命中了猴子。 The monkey pelvis shifts, two hand-held waists dropped down. 猴子盆骨移位,两手扶腰倒下了。 mother, why! 尼玛的,为什么！ Spits the foam in my mouth, two eyes turns the white time, near the ear is still making a sound the wail of orphan, as if Holy Mother twittering, careful one hear, probably only fly in wēng wēng buzz. 在我口吐白沫,两眼翻白的时候,耳边犹自响着孤儿的哭泣声,仿佛圣母的呢喃,仔细一听,又好像是只苍蝇在嗡嗡嗡。 „Stop, monkey mister!” “住手,猴子先生！” „Why must do that!” “为什么要这么做！” „life of enemy, is life!” “敌人的生命,也是生命！” „We must revere the Revive life!” “我们要尊重生命！” „What they have not done now, why to determine them is the unprincipled person? Should kill?” “它们现在还什么都没做,凭什么判定它们就是坏人？就该杀？” „Even the unprincipled person, you have thought the unprincipled person still does have the parents and children?” “就算是坏人,你想过坏人也有父母和孩子吗？” „If they died, who the parents raise, child who looks after?!” “如果它们死了,父母谁养,孩子谁照顾？！” „Killed one, destroyed one!” “杀了一个,就是毁了一家！” „After and other children of unprincipled person grow up, will take the thousand li (500 km) Vengeance path, waits for an opportunity the head of monkey mister hits to explode is with one foot in the grave!” “等坏人的孩子长大以后,又会踏上千里复仇道路,伺机打爆年老力衰的猴子先生的脑袋！” „Reprisal breeds reprisal when!” “冤冤相报何时了！” „Puts down to kill to read, making us use the love to persuade the enemy!” “放下杀念,让我们用爱感化敌人吧！” My filled with fury was extinguished by a basin cold water pouring instantaneously, thinks carefully, yeah? If everyone can think that the orphan young boy thinks like this, that this world will not present the excrement to do again. 我满腔怒火瞬间被一盆冷水浇熄,仔细一想,可不是么？如果人人都能想孤儿小男孩这样想,那这个世界就不会再出现粪作了。 Even if merely is for this reason, I also plan to forgive the young boy, because he is also only an orphan. 哪怕仅仅是因为这个原因,我也打算原谅小男孩,因为他还只是个孤儿。 Therefore, my calm and opposite party started the good communication. 于是,我心平气和的和对方开始了良好沟通。 While convenient, rides the orphan young boy not to pay attention, waves secretly, first swayed from side to side the centipede incessantly to extinguish in out of the window these said again, avoid Princess loli and villain screamed the sound interference person occasionally. 顺便,乘着孤儿小男孩不注意,偷偷挥手,先将那些在窗外扭动不止的蜈蚣灭了再说,省得萝莉公主和小人偶的尖叫声扰人。 „Truth I understand, is only, you cannot be only reasonable to the person on one's own side, should to the enemy say that similar words, handles the same matter, takes two to make a quarrel, the fly does not bite the seamless egg.” “道理我都明白,只是,你不能光对自己人讲道理,也应该对敌人说同样的话,做同样的事情啊,一个巴掌拍不响,苍蝇不叮无缝蛋。” Listened to my pains advising, the orphan young boy fell into long time silence. 听了我的苦心劝导,孤儿小男孩陷入了良久的沉默。 At this time, finally the villain partner who walked from the centipede phobophobia, stepped the small step to clash, explained the reason to me. 这时候,总算是从蜈蚣恐惧症中走出来的小人偶,迈着小步伐冲了上来,向我解释原因。 „Monkey mister, leaves this, George has made contribution.” “猴子先生,别这样,乔治已经尽力了。” „Always do not make contribution to the person on one's own side, completely makes contribution to the enemy!” While convenient your bad breath villain occasionally is also! “别总对自己人尽力,也对敌人尽尽力呀！”顺便你这嘴臭小人偶也是！ „George also made contribution to the enemy, has he, insufficiently also made contribution like this?” The villains are flooding the anger occasionally shouts. “乔治对敌人也尽力了,他都已经这样了,难道还不够尽力吗？”小人偶充斥着怒火的嚷嚷起来。 „What do you mean?” “啥意思？” „George is because extremely makes contribution to the enemy, therefore died.” “乔治就是因为对敌人太过尽力,所以才死了。” This saying a little circles, I pondered three seconds, pat the palm, understood. 这话有点绕,我思考了三秒钟,一拍手心,懂了。 Because to enemy Balla Balla, therefore was cut by a blade conveniently, can understand probably? 因为对着敌人巴拉巴拉,所以被随手一刀砍了,大概可以这么理解？ Therefore from now can only to person on one's own side Balla Balla?! 所以从此以后就只能对自己人巴拉巴拉了？！ I deliberately considered a meeting, angry, angry cannot solve the problem, said again, after dwarf Ciofo, I have not had any anticipation to new team member, but has not thought to be able one by one pit. 我寻思了一会,并未恼怒,恼怒并不能解决问题,再说了,打从矮人乔夫以后,我就没对新队友抱有任何期待,只是万万没想到会一个比一个坑罢了。 Must think of a way, changing the present situation is good, in any case I have also undergone the man who Lina and Lehne gradually influence, without the intelligence quotient, experience collects. 得想个法子,改变一下现状才行,好歹我也是经受过琳娅和莱娜熏陶的男人,没有智商,经验来凑。 The vision moves on the dwarf and young boy back and forth, cunning, a Holy Mother, a bad breath, simple and honest, a pair of artificial limb, a coffin...... 目光在矮人和小男孩身上来回挪动,一个奸猾,一个圣母,一个嘴臭,一个憨厚,一对义肢,一副棺材…… After synthesizing all characteristics essential factors, my eye one bright, had the means. 综合了所有特点要素以后,我眼睛一亮,有办法了。 After the new enemy appears, they have lived marvelously for three seconds, on the desert presented novel one. 当新的敌人出现以后,它们奇迹般的活过了三秒钟,沙漠上出现了新奇的一幕。 A half-dead old dwarf, the under foot is stepping on a coffin, in the desert that in fluctuates just like the sea same mighty waves played the surfing. 一个半死不活的老矮人,脚下踩着一副棺材,在宛如大海一样波涛起伏的沙漠之中玩起了冲浪。 Coffin clever with speed, in addition experience and slyness of dwarf, enabling this pair of combination the shuttle among the enemy to be free, in quite ten thousand Huacong, the piece leaf has not moistened natural of body. 棺材的灵巧与速度,加上矮人的经验和狡猾,使得这一对组合能够在敌人当中穿梭自如,颇有一份万花丛中过,片叶不沾身的潇洒。 At the same time the desert surfing, the mouth is also busy heartily. 一边尽情沙漠冲浪,嘴巴也忙个不停。 „Also wants the stupid enemy compared with the monkey, your superficial plots had been completely understood by Princess Athena of intelligent incarnation completely, hurries to be without a fight, do not do again senselessly struggled, thinks that your parents, think your children, had this bowl of rice serveds with meat and vegetable topping, earlier surrenders!” “比猴子还要愚蠢的敌人,你们肤浅的阴谋已经被智慧化身的雅典娜公主完全看透了,赶紧束手就擒吧,不要再做无谓的挣扎了,想想你们的父母,想想你们的孩子,吃了这碗盖浇饭,早点投降吧！” „Do not hit again, the violence could not solve any problem, only then liked being able to save all, in the important person heart was only loving, this world certainly becomes happier.” “你们不要再打了,暴力解决不了任何问题,只有爱能拯救一切,只要人人心中充满爱,这个世界一定会变得更加美好。” Thus and such and such willful sound, a bad breath like the bad breath, does not want the orphan compared with the orphan, seems in the village floods in each road fork circulation unceasing tuba, just like wēng wēng of 1000 flies near the ear to make noise, on 200 electric drills goes downstairs about attacks from both sides, 50 excavator main house gate set up in an array, let alone is individual, even the insect cannot bear. 如此这般恣意的声音,一个嘴臭不像嘴臭,一个比孤儿更要孤儿,就仿佛是村子里充斥在各个岔路口循环不断的大喇叭,又犹如一千只苍蝇在耳边嗡嗡作响,两百个电钻上下楼左右夹攻,五十台挖掘机家门口一字排开,别说是个人,就算是虫子也受不了。 Look enemy one after another spitting blood crazy, abandons us decisively, two eyes red chased down to surf two people of groups. 这不,敌人一个个吐血狂化,果断扔下我们,两眼通红的去追杀冲浪二人组了。 Saw enemy enormous and powerful kills, billowing departure that also the dust flies upwards, the villain a face expression is occasionally complex with Princess loli, seems not a little able to accept this type of script. 看到敌人浩浩荡荡的杀过来,又尘土飞扬的滚滚离去,小人偶和萝莉公主一脸表情复杂,似乎有点无法接受这种剧本。 „You did not think that this is the excellent combination?” “你不觉得这是绝妙的组合吗？” „Is......, the two useless ability collects in the same place, played the unexpected role.” Princess loli whispered in a soft voice. “是……是呢,两个没用的能力凑在一块,发挥了意想不到的作用。”萝莉公主轻声嘀咕了一句。 „Snort, under this appealing to heaven does not have the useless ability, useless person.” “哼,这就叫天底下没有没用的能力,只有没用的人。” Has a look at one old to be small again, is treading the quickest coffin board, to the most solid wave, leaves behind the happy talks and laughters, cannot bear sigh one. 再看看一老一小,踏着最快的棺材板,冲着最扎实的浪,一路留下欢声笑语,又忍不住感叹一句。 „This is the good integration of former wave and latter wave, perhaps we can give it to give a brand-new name.” “这就是前浪和后浪的完美结合,或许我们可以给它起个全新的名字。” „Although my name to the monkey mister does not have any hope but to listen completely for the time being.” “虽然我对猴子先生的命名完全不抱任何希望但姑且还是听一听。” „Called meagerly.” “就叫微薄吧。” „Complete significance is unclear.” “完全意义不明。” „If both of you were good at shadowboxing are more perfect.” “要是你们俩擅长打拳就更完美了。” Since combines the birth after meagerly, Princess loli as if loses heart about the new role new partner completely, feels cannot no brain packing number of words, without the means increases loses face/shows off scene, only other endless void complaining, would have no to raise what rookie to join a group again, according to thought so, the elf pretty boy of our Amazon little elder sister and unfaithful/stamen as if must abort. 自从微薄组合诞生后,萝莉公主似乎对新角色新伙伴完全死了心,感觉既不能无脑填充字数,也没办法增加出彩镜头,只余下无尽空虚的吐槽,也就没有再提什么新人入伙了,照这么看,我们的亚马逊小姐姐和花心的精灵小白脸似乎要胎死腹中了。 For those has no influence on the journey, one day later, we stepped into the desert deep place smoothly, do not ask why I know, Princess loli said that anything is anything. 到是对旅程没有任何影响,一天后,我们顺利踏入了沙漠深处,别问我是为什么知道的,萝莉公主说什么就是什么。 „We are certain, ancient grave certainly in this region, but it hidden is very deep, wanted to find is not easy.” “我们可以肯定,古墓一定就在这片区域,但是它隐藏很深,想要找到并不容易。” , Princess loli has been trying to add the play to add the lines to oneself: „And, likely has anything special exists to protect, must through test to step into layer on layer/heavily.” 顿了顿,萝莉公主一直在试图给自己加戏加台词:“并且,很可能有什么特别的存在守护着,必须通过重重考验才能踏入。” Actually I want to ask how that Lesser Evil goes, but at this moment, discussion these as if are not meaningful, as all can see, the bad breath orphan two people of groups silent are when even many. 其实我很想问一句那魔王到底又是怎么进去的,不过事到如今,讨论这些似乎并没什么意义,君不见,连嘴臭孤儿二人组都沉默多时了。 „I thought that seeks blindly is not a matter.” Saw that Princess loli’s appearance, as if planned the lengthy huge description seeks for the process, the entire biography feared that has soaked inside the sea water, I thought that draws her, avoiding throwing the street to cause the dreamland to be ill excessively. “我觉得盲目寻找不是个事。”眼看萝莉公主的样子,似乎又打算长篇巨幅的描绘寻找过程,整个传记怕是已经泡在海水里头了,我觉得拉她一把,避免过分扑街导致梦境不适。 „Here has certainly what clue, guiding us to find the clue of ancient grave, for example hid valuable chart anything.” “这里头一定藏有什么线索,引导我们找到古墓的线索,比如说藏宝图什么的。” The words just became quiet, do not have, when reply of Princess loli, I gain ground. 话刚落音,没等到萝莉公主的回复,我抬了头。 Feels in the sky to have anything to fall indistinctly downward, unambiguous falls downward, violent is making the motion of free-falling body, and quick wants...... 隐约感觉到天空上有什么东西正在往下掉,毫不含糊的往下掉,猛烈的做着自由落体运动,并且很快就要…… Bumps —— —— one!!! 碰————的一声！！！ Pounded to withstand/top in the tent. 砸在了帐篷顶上。 Raised the head silently, on the translucent roof, by exposing to the sun the stirrup red shining sandworm does, the centipede does, the scorpion does, the snake does, we saw a petite body, is mounting by the frigid big font posture above, as well as was pressed the oval pie shape, the eye nose mouth almost pushes the same place, totally has not had the face of appearance respectively, raised the head as far as eyes can reach, as if saw walked character that from two dimensions. 默默抬头,半透明的屋顶上,透过晒得镫红发亮的沙虫干,蜈蚣干,蝎子干,蛇干,我们看到了一具娇小的身躯,正以惨烈的大字型姿势黏在上面,以及一张被压成椭圆大饼形状,眼睛鼻子嘴巴几乎挤到一块,已经完全分别不出模样的脸,抬头第一眼望去,就仿佛看到了从二次元里走出来的人物。 This is not two dimensions that I want! 这不是我想要的二次元！ No matter how said, puts words that the opposite party is not managing, as if can turn into on the roof quickly new seasoned, inquired without enough time this farce, was Princess loli also had any new idea. 不管怎么说,放着对方不管的话,似乎很快就能变成屋顶上新的晒干了,来不及询问这出闹剧,到底是不是萝莉公主又有了什么新点子。 No, rather, this definitely is her 【Miraculous glow flashes】. 不,倒不如说,这肯定又是她的【灵光一闪】。 In brief, after one is thrown into confusion, we day fell the department resemble two dimension roles to move back to the room, this prepared and Princess loli said well. 总之,一番手忙脚乱过后,我们将天降系的状似二次元角色搬回了屋子,这才准备和萝莉公主好好说道说道。 Even if sprouts up the fantasy to increase new team member, does not need, to toss about the person in this manner, looks feels sore. 就算突发奇想要增加新队友,也没有必要用这种方式吧,多折腾人了,看着都觉得疼。 The look casts aside, I was shocked suddenly. 眼神一撇,我忽然愣住了。 The face toward below lies down, cannot see clearly the appearance, but that unique non- sells the meat specialized to the red and white reveal armpit witch women's wear...... 脸朝下躺倒在地,看不清模样,但是那身独一无二的非专业卖肉向红白露腋巫女装…… Does this day falls the appearance of two dimensions, probably a little look familiar? 这位天降二次元的打扮,好像有点眼熟啊？ ... 。。。