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****************************************************************************************InPrincessloli’sside, presentedseveralmagiccolorfullazureelves, spinsregardingher, resembles the stars surrounding the moon.
在萝莉公主的身边,出现了几只魔幻色彩十足的青色精灵,围绕着她打转,似众星拱月。
The richmagicelementappearsalong withtheseelves, even the airalsobecomesviscous, every timebreathedone, the five main internal organs (entrails)oninhaledbeing readygiantstorm.
浓郁的魔法元素伴随着这些精灵而出现,连空气也变得粘稠起来,每呼吸一口,五脏六腑就似吸入了一场蓄势待发的巨大风暴。Asfour wingspowerhouse, even if places for 30,000years ago, thatalsodefinitelyveryhas the signsurfaceplayer, after all the war of original sinhappens100,000years ago, thatlaterDark Continentdoes not have the four wingsagain.
身为四翼强者,哪怕是放在三万年前,那也绝对是十分有牌面的选手,毕竟原罪之战发生在十万年前,那之后暗黑大陆再无四翼。ButpresentPrincessloli, made my proceedto push100,000years of continentNo. 1 expertto startto suspect the life.
但眼前的萝莉公主,却让我这个往前推十万年的大陆第一高手开始怀疑起了人生。Tiyawasmagictalent, in the Horadricclan was also second to none, butcompareswithpresentPrincessloli, Idid not have the disparity between meansverygooddescriptionthis, felt that looked like...... looks liketwocompletelydifferentleveltalent of under worldsetting.
蒂亚算是魔法天才了吧,在赫拉迪克族也是首屈一指,但和眼前的萝莉公主相比较起来,我没办法很好的描述这之间的差距,感觉就像是……就像是两个完全不同层次的世界设定下的天才。
A knight-errantworld, an immortalheroworld.
一个武侠世界,一个仙侠世界。
Is disparitybigtodoubtablethisworldhas problems, whichlinebuiltchaotically, otherwisewas impossibleto presentsuchexistence.
这其中的差距已经大到让人怀疑是不是这个世界出了什么问题,哪根线搭乱了,否则根本不可能出现这样的存在。Thistalentto the firstfeeling of person, is not the terrifyingin this way, butshould notappear.
这种天赋给人的第一感觉,并非是恐怖如斯,而是根本不应该出现。
The doubts, were also obtaining the explanation.
有一个疑惑,也在同时得到了解答。Whybystrength of entireHoradricclan, does not have the meanssolutiontheirprincess'shidden dangers, the Horadricclan that mustknowthistimebut the resentmentdayresentmentplace, does not pay attention toHoly See.
为什么以整个赫拉迪克族的力量,也没办法解决她们的公主殿下的隐患,要知道这个时代的赫拉迪克族可是怼天怼地,连教廷都不放在眼里。Althoughdescribedis a little exaggerating, cannotsay that the overall strength of Horadricclancontrolling the entirecontinentHoly Seeis stronger, butbymagictalent, byhigh-endpowerhouse, bytechnicaltreeandmagictree, thatabsolutepointwas higher than Holy See, at leastonoutwardlywasso.
虽然这么形容有点夸大,不能说赫拉迪克族的整体实力比掌控着整个大陆的教廷强,但论魔法人才,论高端强者,论科技树和魔法树,那绝对点的比教廷高,至少明面上是如此。SuchHoradricclan, couldn't savetheirprincess? From the beginningIdo not believegreatly, cannotsayyou said that Ibelieve,Imustactualexperience......, the stagethiswith, memeantmistakenly,was the pastadvertisementlawhas not appeared, thereforea lie or story repeated often enough will begin to accepted as true, not carefulblew the Horadricclanwas too fierce?
就连这样的赫拉迪克族,也救不了他们的公主殿下?一开始我是不大相信的,不能说你们这么说了,我就相信,我得实际去体验一下……啊,台本拿错了,我的意思是说,是不是当年的广告法还没出台,所以三人成虎,一个不小心将赫拉迪克族吹的太厉害了?UntilIexperiencedoutside is not inferiorin the magicscience and technologycivilization of originalworld, knows that has not exaggerated, saidunrestrained/no trace of politeness,this timeHoradricclan, canhavetiny bittechnique archetypepassed to for 30,000yearslater, regardingthat timeusis equal to the extraterrestrialscience and technology.
直到我见识到了外面不逊色于原来世界的魔法科技文明,才知道一点都没夸大,毫不客气的说,这时候的赫拉迪克族,能有一星半点的技术流传到三万年后,对于那时候的我们而言就等于是外星科技。FacingsuchHoradricclan, my ancient and modern100,000years of continentNo. 1 expert, does not dareto be dissolute, honestwas being carriedJail, from beginning to endexamined, does not dareto putfacing the strangeissuefart, instigatedresemblesonlyquail.
面对这样的赫拉迪克族,就连我这个古今十万年大陆第一高手,都不敢放肆,老老实实的被拎着去了监牢,从头到尾审了一遍,面对稀奇古怪的问题屁都不敢放个,怂的像只鹌鹑。Even the sickness that the extraterrestrialscience and technologycannot cure, yousaidexaggeratingly.
连外星科技都治不好的病,你说得有多夸张。NowIunderstood, is not exaggerating, presentPrincessloli, the truecause of disease is not actually weak, butin the body of byperson, the carrying/sustaininginhumantalent, like a drinking glass, aboveis standing a elephant.
现在我明白了,一点都不夸张,眼前的萝莉公主,真正的病因其实并非是自身体弱多病,而是在以人之躯,承载非人天赋,如同一个玻璃杯,上面站着一头大象。
The Horadricclanwantsto curehersickness, eitherexpels the elephant, eitherforcefullyelephantstoppertocup.赫拉迪克族想要治好她的病,要么将大象赶跑,要么强行将大象塞到杯里。However, ifPrincessloliis the drinking glass, thenHoradricclanagainhowpowerful, at the worst is also only a bathtub, even the lifelevel, the existedlevelis different, howpossibly to achieve.
但是,如果说萝莉公主是玻璃杯,那么赫拉迪克族再怎么强大,大不了也只是个澡盆,连生命的层次,存在的层次都不同,怎么可能做得到。Therefore, the Horadricclancandoonly, is suppressingsorrowfully, whenforcefully the drinking glassbroke, the mischievouselephantran, collectsagain the water in cup, changes a vesselto install, thisis the personoccasionallyprincess who Iknow well.
所以,赫拉迪克族唯一能做的,就是强忍着悲痛,硬生生等到玻璃杯破了,顽皮的大象跑了,再将杯子里的水重新收集起来,换个容器装好,这就是我所熟识的人偶公主。Wait, makingmestrokeagainwell, wherehadmade a mistake, Iwashave no interest in the personprincess'sblackhistoryoccasionally, butwas togetherafter allwas so long, goodJiYou who who sold the best friendto sell the sidealsohadto fly, thereforesomewhatunderstoodherblackhistoricalmany, knew for 30,000years ago, shewasbecausewas weak, is unable to withstand the hightalent and charmdies, waslike thisright.
等等,让我再好好捋一捋,是不是有什么地方搞错了,我是对人偶公主的黑历史没啥兴趣,但毕竟相处了那么久,身边又有个卖闺蜜卖的飞起的好姬友,所以对于她的黑历史多少有些了解,知道三万年前,她是因为身体虚弱,无法承受过高的天赋和魔力而死,是这样没错。
When said the cause of deaththatindifferenttone, making one soundfeels likealsonoat the worst, at bestwasthiscause of deathis quite special, quite, was killedbyowntalentrarely.
说出死因时那份淡然的语气,让人听起来感觉好像也没什么大不了的,充其量是这种死法比较特殊,比较罕见一点,被自己的天赋害死。Butactuallyradicallyitmeowis notsuchmatter!
但实际根本它喵的不是这么回事!Was just likeonejustto make a debutto become the deceased person of idolto tellyou, Iwasbecausewent outis killed, that is all.
就好比一个刚出道成为偶像的死人告诉你,我是因为出门被撞死的,仅此而已。
The average peoplealsothink,certainlyinmain house gatesped along, butfreight vehiclehitting, like this, butin fact, shewas jumped the annihilationstarship that comeskillingfrom the wormhole!
一般人也就以为,一定是在家门口被飞驰而过的货车给撞了,这样,但事实上,她是被从虫洞跃迁而来的歼星舰给撞死的!Isbeing perfunctory that toobecausebook said that simplyhas not mentioned the essence, said that hereis the dreamlandworld, thereforeallwere exaggeratedbyher, whichpossibilityis quite high?
到底是因为本子娜说的太敷衍,根本没有提及到本质,还是说这里是梦境世界,所以一切都被她夸大了,哪种可能性比较高一点呢?In the perceptionsaid,Iwantto believe the former, althoughdoes not copewiththisperson of princessoccasionally, butIunderstood that sheis not a fellow who likesblowing own horn, on the contraryalsolikeshiding one's incompetence by remaining silentshady person.
感性上说,我是想相信前者的,虽然和这人偶公主不对付,但我了解她并不是一个喜欢自吹自擂的家伙,相反还喜欢藏拙阴人。But the rationalitytoldme, latter'spossibility, because ofthisinhumantalent, should notappeargreatly, should notexist, only thenincanenlargein the 10,000,000xdreamlandworldall, mightbe imaginedto haveappears.
但理性告诉我,后者的可能性大一点,因为这种非人的天赋,根本不应该出现,不应该存在,也只有在能将一切放大千万倍的梦境世界里,才有可能被想象具现出来。For example this Druidfirstbrainholesummonbeast——mosaicbuilding blockGodzilla.
譬如说本德鲁伊的第一只脑洞召唤兽——马赛克积木哥斯拉。IfTiyaingood...... not, she will be worsein the condition, after all is also talent in magic, perhaps the vitalityyoung girlwill be attacked the inflatesyoung girl.
要是蒂亚在就好了……不,她在的话状况可能会更加糟糕吧,毕竟也是魔法方面的天才,说不定元气少女会被打击成充气少女。Has gotten back one's composure, discovered that twoeyesare staring at themselvesstubbornly, detected that mygaze, Princesslolias alwayskeeps offin the frontoccasionally.
回过神,发现两双眼睛死死盯着自己,察觉到我的注视,萝莉公主一如既往的将人偶挡在面前。„Why have youstared atmeto look?”Iaskedonesubconsciously.
“你干嘛一直盯着我看?”我下意识问了一句。„Reply, inobservationabnormalgentleman'sresponse.”
“回答,在观察变态先生的反应。”Hey, strange? Odd people? How will the most importantcomponentabbreviate?!
喂喂,奇怪呢?怪人呢?怎么将最重要的成分省略了?!
It is not right, Iam not the strangepersonam not the odd person, Iwas only a passing byabnormalSavior!!!
不对,我也不是奇怪的人更不是什么怪人,我只是个路过的变态救世主啊!!!Also, when thisreplywayalsohadjustknewpersonoccasionallyprincessfeel.
还有,这回答方式也有刚认识人偶公主时的feel了。
After the one breathcomplainedthreecombo, Icalm down.
一口气吐槽三连击后,我定了定神。„Whycanobservemyresponse?”
“为什么要观察我的反应?”„Athenawantsto have a look at the abnormalgentlemenand others haswhatdifference.”
“雅典娜想看看变态先生和其他人有什么不同。”„Finally?”
“结果呢?”„Alsois no different.”
“也没什么不同。”
The scriptis not right, Iamprotagonist! According togeneralsetting, regardless ofprotagonistabilityagainhowmediocre, at least the ideologicalthreeviewsmustbe elegant, unusual, thiscanattract the femalemainattention, smiles, to museat heart.
剧本不对吧,我是主角啊!按照一般设定,无论主角能力再怎么平庸,至少思想三观必须是清奇的,与众不同的,这样才能吸引女主的注意,抿嘴一笑,心里暗想。Thissemblanceseeminglyordinaryman, actuallythinks that samehas not regardedmewith others with the unusualvision, meets the sospecialopposite sex for the first time, MosesRoy, i.
这个外表看似普通的男人,竟然是这么想的,并没有和其他人一样用异样的眼光看待我,还是第一次遇到如此特别的异性,哦摩西罗伊,i了i了。Then, has the plot that the acquaintanceloves one anotherto fall in love with killto launch.
然后,才有相识相恋相爱相杀的剧情展开。Finallyyougivemeto comeone is also no different from others, do youmakeme should thento develop?
结果你给我来一句和其他人也没什么不同,你让我该怎么接着演下去?
The airfalls into the deathly stillness, the atmospherewas once awkward, naturallypossiblynofeelingregardingPrincessloli, after all is the setting of being ignorant of affair, let aloneunderstands the air.
空气陷入死寂,气氛一度非常尴尬,当然对于萝莉公主而言可能没啥感觉,毕竟是不谙世事的设定,更别说读懂空气。„Youdo not wantto understandsomemore particularly, for examplemyidea.”Myundyingheart, breaksforcefullyawkwardly, wantsto rescueme.
“你就不想了解一些更具体的,比如说我的想法。”我不死心,强行打破尴尬,想要抢救一下我自己。„, Then the idea of abnormalmisteris?”
“哦,那么变态先生的想法是?”„Ifcanusethistalentwell, does not haveKing Arthurandbeginningfor the saintessanythingmatter.”Igive the thumbs-up, give the heck first businessto blowonewavemutually, after allMr.Lu Xunhas said that the womenlikelistening to the word of praise.
“如果能好好利用这份天赋,就没亚瑟王和初代圣女什么事了。”我竖起大拇指,不管三七二十一先商业互吹一波,毕竟鲁迅先生说过,女人都爱听好话。„Clansmenalsothinkfrom the beginning, onlyAthenadisappointedthempitifullyafterward.” The presentpersonnodsoccasionally, the responseis very indifferent.
“族人们一开始也是这么想的,只可惜后来雅典娜让他们失望了。”眼前的人偶点了点头,反应十分淡然。Seemedwas saying,thisman, no more than so, was unfeatured.
好似在说,这个男人,不过如此,毫无特色。„......”
“……”Firstslightly, the paternal grandmother in heaven, Ipossiblyam notprotagonist.
前略,天国的奶奶,我可能并不是主角。
It is not good, cannotmake the opposite partychattingchatting, movesme, is honored as the year( shift) the man of topicking!
不行啊,不能就这么让对方把聊天给聊死,动起来啊我,被誉为年度(转移)话题王的男人!„Excessivelyhighstatus, the too high talent, the too high anticipation, youare not easy.”
“过高的身份,过高的天赋,过高的期待,你也不容易啊。”„Had saida moment ago, Athenadoes not needothers'sympathy.” The peoplegesticulatedoccasionally a smalllovablehand signal.
“刚才已经说了,雅典娜并不需要别人的同情。”人偶比划了个小可爱的手势。„......”
“……”„Have theselovablewindelvesaccompaniedyourfriend? Iunderstood, canintroduce that knowstome?”
“那些可爱的风精灵就是一直陪伴你的朋友吗?我明白了,能介绍给我认识一下吗?”„Wait a bit, Iask...... was sorry,theythoughtyourmagiccanbe too low, does not matchto knowthem.”
“稍等,我问问……抱歉,它们觉得你的魔法才能太低,不配认识它们。”„......”
“……”„Good that black teasoaks, the dessert is also very delicious, howcanteachmeto do?”
“红茶泡的不错,点心也挺好吃的,能教教我怎么做吗?”„Sorry, Ihave not made tea, thisis the brown sugarsoaks the unboiled water, the biscuitwasyesterdayleftovers, was not carefulto smearon the ground, did not wantto take the greetingabnormalmistercasually, if the abnormalmisterfelt, thereforeconformed to the taste, cantryto throwon the groundpicksto eatagain, perhaps the delicacydoubled, perhaps.”
“抱歉,我没泡茶,这是红糖泡生水,饼干是昨天吃剩的,不小心掉在地上弄脏了,不想要了就随便拿出来招呼变态先生,变态先生要是觉得因此更符合口味,可以试着扔在地上再捡起来吃,说不定美味加倍,说不定。”„......”
“……”Lost.
输了。Ilost.
我输了。Lostthoroughness.
输的透彻。
The annualtopickingran intochatdeadburying, ends the defeat.
年度话题王遇到了聊天死葬者,完败。
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