ROD :: Volume #35

#3489: Strange abnormal odd person mister


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**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** This no wonder, never expected that the book black history was also strong, before had also heard probably, but approximately thinks like sees Lehne at first, weak, year to year the bed, does not have the happy childhood. 这也就难怪了,没想到本子娜的黑历史还蛮浓重的,以前也听说过大概,但大约只是以为像最初见到莱娜那样,体弱多病,常年卧床,没有快乐的童年。 Very pitiful? Truly pitiful, after all Lehne is my treasure younger sister, but tells the truth, places Dark Continent this place, Lehne is pitiful has are too too many. 很可怜么?确实可怜,毕竟莱娜是我的宝贝妹妹,但有一说一,放在暗黑大陆这种地方,比莱娜可怜的有太多太多。 Look at present Lehne strengthens the PLUSPRO version, as the princess of strongest magic race, her position does not know many times compared with princess Lehne of small Werewolf clan now high, this striking contrast, enabling her to seem like even more tender, let alone Horadric mages, I, the protection of innermost feelings want also to grow every second doubled and re-doubled. 这不,眼前就有一个莱娜加强PLUSPRO版,作为当今最强魔法种族的公主殿下,她的身份地位比小小狼人族的公主莱娜高不知道多少倍,这种强烈的反差,使得她看起来越发让人怜惜,别说赫拉迪克法师们,就连我,内心的保护欲也在每秒成倍增长。 However, how regardless of must restrain me! Book who this fellow will do all kinds of evil in the future, gentleness that extremely if I display, after waiting, must be ridiculed by her refuses stubbornly to be possible. 但是,无论如何也要克制住啊我!这家伙未来可是作恶多端的本子娜,我要是表现的太过温柔,等回去以后非得被她嘲笑死不可。 However one side...... wait/etc, first puts these, what important matter did I neglect? Let me stroke again the dialogue. 不过……等等,先把这些放到一边,我是不是忽略了什么重要的事情?让我再把刚才的对话捋捋。 In other words, present and 30,000 years later book did not have Lourie edition ancient Princess Horadric of 10 cents similarity, because in within the body charm overload, was physically weak, has fluctuated the danger to even the mood possibly but therefore assigned/life to shout, regardless of therefore the Horadric person liked their princess, can only like present the gods to be the same, endures suffering puts aside her, year to year with the books and lonely was the partner, was this right. 也就是说,眼前的和三万年后的本子娜没有一毛钱相似之处的萝莉版古代赫拉迪克公主,因为体内魔力超载,体质虚弱,已经危险到连心情波动一下都可能都会因此而一命呼,因此无论赫拉迪克人多么喜爱他们的公主殿下,都只能如同共奉神明一样,忍痛将她束之高阁,常年与书籍和孤独为伴,是这样没错吧。 I am simpler, present Princess loli, may hang momentarily, particularly when was stimulated by the outside world. 我再精简些,眼前的萝莉公主,随时可能会挂,尤其是在受到外界刺激的时候。 Pats the palm, I understand that I neglected any important matter. 一拍手心,我明白我忽略了什么重要的事情了。 Turning head that trembles, looks to flutter in oneself behind, prepares to suggest plans at any time, has completed Tiya that the dog-headed military strategist evolved perfectly, I bring the weeping voice, silent opens the mouth. 微颤颤的回过头,看着飘在自己身后,随时准备献计献策,已经完美的完成了狗头军师进化的蒂亚,我带着哭腔,无声开口。 Tiya, I could turn into the murderer, because 30,000 years later fully suffered book to humiliate, therefore I returned to kill 30,000 years ago that simple-hearted pure pitiful gentle princess in the past. 蒂亚,我可能要变成杀人犯了,因为三万年后饱受本子娜欺凌,所以我回到了过去将三万年前的那个还是天真无邪纯洁可怜的娜娜公主杀了。 Yes, as the man, oh is so the heart sweaty hands is spicy. 是的,身为男人,喔就是那么哩心汗手辣。 Tiya innocent winked the bright and intelligent big eye , indicating, how did you pass on a look to spread to be afraid the feeling that the speech bit one's tongue? 蒂亚一脸无辜的眨了眨水汪汪大眼睛,表示凡凡,你咋传个眼神都传出害怕到说话咬舌头的感觉来了? Shut up, but also thinks, when your dog-headed military strategist? Has your such, does not supply ideas well is thinking all day how to complain Sir, were you Yang Xiu? 闭嘴,还想不想当你的狗头军师了?有你这样的么,不好好出谋划策整天想着怎么吐槽长官,你是杨修么? Thinks my status, Tiya expression one cold( I think), finally was properly earnest. 想到自己的身份,蒂亚表情一凛(我是这么认为的),终于正经认真起来了。 „If realistic, Nana might really have the problem because of appearance, but here will be the dreamland, will therefore not have the issue, so long as Nana felt oneself will not have the issue, no one damage she.” “如果是现实的话,娜娜确实有可能会因为凡凡的出现而出现问题,但这里是梦境,所以没问题,只要娜娜自己觉得自己没问题,那谁也伤害不了她。” To oh, how me always to forget, here is the dreamland, is not the reality, the appearance and following plot of odd person occasionally baby extremely dramatized, making me enter the play completely. 对噢,我怎么老是忘了,这里是梦境,不是现实,都怪人偶娃娃的出现和接下来的剧情太过戏剧化,让我完全入戏了。 Tiya also warned my one: However, the condition about Nana, excessively do not inquire, in order to avoid makes Nana realize that present she and you contact, is a very dangerous matter, otherwise, in the dream, Nana might still really die even. 蒂亚又告诫了我一句:但是,关于娜娜的病情,凡凡还是不要过多询问,以免让娜娜意识到现在的她和你接触,是一件十分危险的事情,否则的话,就算在梦里,娜娜也真的有可能会死哦。 I understand, I understand, two punctured the old repertoire in yuan culture. 我懂,我懂,二刺螈文化里的老套路了。 How then should talk? Expresses the sympathy, the comfort encourages, or radical advocates the lonely supreme theory? 那么接下来该怎么搭话好呢?是表示同情,还是安慰鼓励,亦或是激进的宣扬孤独至上理论? Certainly does not have the issue, my cheated myriad young girl hearts honeyed words, must make you know, the reputation of my harem elder does not give for nothing. 一定没问题的,我这哄骗了万千少女芳心的花言巧语,得让你们知道,我这个后宫长老的美名可不是白给的。 I......” “我……” Athena said does not need to comfort, does not need to sympathize, is actually like this good.” “雅典娜说了不需要安慰,也不需要同情,其实这样挺好。” I: „......” 我:“……” Snatches the person lines such as the murder parents, does that is not appropriate the brothers. 抢人台词如杀人父母,这么做不大合适吧兄弟。 I gradually in this seems like with 30,000 years later book root hair does not build on above Princess loli, found a book unique feeling. 我逐渐在这个看起来和三万年后的本子娜一根毛都搭不上边的萝莉公主身上,找到了一丝本子娜的独特感觉。 That type looked is thinking very much uncomfortable how should look to go to shame opposite party by, the feeling of finally instead killed forehead blood direct injection. Even is sometimes more miserable, Evil Dragon catches up with the good play by chance, turns into the doubles immediately, instead kills to double. 那种一看就很不爽想着该怎么找个由头去羞辱对方一顿,结果被反杀戳的额头鲜血直喷的感觉。有时候甚至更惨,恰巧恶龙蕾娜赶上好戏,会立刻变成双打,反杀加倍。 Cannot drop down, loses to 30,000 years later book, can I also lose to the present little loli? 不能倒下啊,输给三万年后的本子娜,难道我还能输给现在的小萝莉? Rubbed the bridge of the nose, swayed of my both hands on toward the table, ding commander walk. 揉了揉鼻梁,我双手往桌上一摆,碇司令走起。 Princess you misunderstood, I sympathize with or do not comfort you, just the opposite, I thought that the lonely feeling is very good, not by the limit of time and society, was not disturbed by anybody, not has scruples, along with nature, but free is living, this is one type arrogant enjoys......” “公主你误会了,我并不是要同情或安慰你,恰恰相反,我觉得孤独的感觉很不错,不受时间和社会的限制,不被任何人打扰,毫无顾忌,随性而自由的活着,这是一种孤高的享受……” Right, please call me for lonely harem. 没错,请称呼我为孤独的后宫家。 After short silence, is the person baby in her hand, the body leans occasionally slightly. 短暂的沉默后,还是她手中的人偶娃娃,身体微微一倾。 Can ask an issue?” “可以提个问题吗?” Excuse me.” Installed, I was as deep as a well coughed lightly. “请问。”装完了,我高深莫测的轻咳一声。 Which book a moment ago segment was words the excerpt from? Has to plant listening familiar-soundingly the feeling, but not being able to think.” “刚才那段话是摘抄自哪本书?有种听着耳熟但是想不起来的感觉。” „......” “……” Really disrespectful, this fellow was really disrespectful, although indeed copied, but why you suspected that I did copy? What evidence do you have?! 真是失礼,这家伙真是太失礼了,虽然的确是抄的,但你凭什么怀疑我是抄的?你有什么证据?! Without copying, can the matter of scholar, how call to copy?” I categorically deny. “没有抄,读书人的事,怎么能叫抄呢?”我矢口否认。 Sorry, it seems like it was I misunderstands.” “抱歉,看来是我误会了。” I forgive you.” “我原谅你。” Because the odd person mister does not seem like can easily say this words person , my meaning did not mean that the odd person mister is an illiterate person, should be literate, but is only also restricted to be literate...... this feeling, if there is a taking the liberty place, but also please excuse me.” “因为怪人先生看起来并不像是能轻易说出这种话的人,啊,我的意思并不是说怪人先生是文盲,应该还是识字的吧,但也仅限于识字而已……这种感觉,如果有冒昧的地方,还请见谅。” Sorry, it seems like it was I misunderstood, therefore I decided that did not forgive you. 抱歉,看来是我误会了,所以我决定不原谅你了。 It is not right, I come here not looked by this Princess loli who a face is ignorant of affair uses the simple-hearted language to complain the attack crazily! 不对,我来这里可不是为了被这个看着一脸不谙世事的萝莉公主用着天真无邪的语言疯狂吐槽攻击的! Then the issue came, do I come to here for what? 那么问题来了,我来这里到底是为了什么呢? Used for nine seconds, my brain had made a turn, remembered entered here, sat the goal here, was not pure! 足足用了九秒钟,我的脑子才转过弯了,想起了进入这里,坐在这里的目的,并不单纯! Therefore why I must put to receive ton damage of here, Tiya, you explained to me a bit faster! Didn't have other means? Thump, the means that book awakens! 所以说为什么我非得搁在这里受到成吨的伤害啊,蒂亚,你快点给我解释解释!难道就没有别的办法了吗?咯噔一声,就把本子娜惊醒过来的办法! For example, we can pretend that this goods hung, a preparation coffin, please several skin color slightly be deep a point Mr. Liu, lifts while jumps. 比如说,我们可以假装这货挂了,准备口棺材,请几位肤色稍微深一点的刘先生,一边抬一边跳。 If this has not been willing to wake, that starts out insincerely but ends up seriously, first dug buried deep pile of grave mounds, please several skin color be then deeper a point Mr. Liu, stood continues to jump in the grave mound. 如果说这样还不肯醒过来,那就假戏真做,先挖坑埋了堆个坟头,再请几位肤色更深一点的刘先生,站在坟头上继续跳。 Even if achieves this degree, book has not been willing to wake, no rush, my also idea, we can continue please several skin color to be deep a point Mr. Liu, burnt, buries, as the saying goes on the road to Hades the song carries the dance, three way riversides like following, Meng Po’s soup front platoon drinks, samsara mileage Oglio, guarantees certainly book, even if really died, still results in the sudden rising air/Qi to live. 即便是做到这种程度,本子娜还不愿意醒过来的话,别着急,我还有一计,我们可以继续请几位肤色再深一点的刘先生,烧了,殉葬,有道是黄泉路上歌载舞,三途河边爱相随,孟婆汤前排排饮,轮回道里奥利奥,保准本子娜就算真死了,也得诈尸气活过来。 More wants more to think that this method is feasible, I may really be small smart. 越想越觉得这个法子可行,我可真是个小机灵。 Naturally, told Tiya to exempt, otherwise even couple many years, couple affectionate, it is estimated that still well ship. 当然,告诉蒂亚就免了,否则就算夫妻多年,伉俪情深,估计也得好船。 Yang. Tiya. The star of platinum. Repairing, this time was not obviously good, is tilting the head thought some little time, made me be patient, continued to keep the contact, fights to relate with present Lourie edition book. 杨.蒂亚.白金之星.修,这次明显不行,歪着头想了好一会,也只是让我稍安勿躁,继续保持接触,和眼前的萝莉版本子娜打好关系。 What other means otherwise also has? She was in present dreamland the only clue and plot that NPC we can find. 不然还有什么其他办法呢?她算是现在梦境里我们能找到的唯一线索和剧情NPC了。 Said also right, cannot place hopes in present Nana completely, perhaps other clues, were inferior that we act separately, first stands firm present Nana, looks to have the recent discovery, I go to other places to look to look.” “不过凡凡说的也对,不能完全寄希望于眼前的娜娜,说不定还有其他线索,不如我们分头行动吧,凡凡先稳住眼前的娜娜,看能不能有新发现,我去其他地方找找看。” After getting rid by the loneliness of the whole world repel, Tiya straightened out finally, realizes the small transparent great benefit, even is a little excitedly small. 摆脱了被整个世界排斥的孤独感后,蒂亚终于开窍了,意识到小透明的巨大好处,甚至还有点小激动。 It is not, do you let me facing her? 不是,你让我一个人面对她? Although the idea of Tiya right, with its two people looks dull here opposite Princess loli is in a daze, might as well make Tiya do other matter, she is familiar with Horadric, perhaps really can discover a recent clue. 虽然蒂亚的想法没错,与其两个人呆在这里看着对面的萝莉公主发呆,不如让蒂亚去干点别的事情,她对赫拉迪克熟悉,说不定真能发现点新线索。 But the issue is, I what to do? 但问题是,我咋办? The Tiya spirited throwing out the chest mouth, is swinging the index finger to my tch: This may not seem like the words that the harem elder says, the honeyed words that uses most to excel at capture Nana. 蒂亚神气的挺起胸口,对着我啧啧摇起食指:这可不像是后宫长老说出口的话哦,就用凡凡最擅长的花言巧语虏获娜娜吧。 I excel at your younger sister! 我擅长你妹! Do not walk, do not throw down me, no matter Tiya! 别走,别丢下我不管啊蒂亚! Saw that Tiya abandoned the husband to abandon the boudoir, alone by oneself goes to the wave, I actually suffered from opposite two eyes(?) Staring, without the means is putting out a hand to stop, can only look helplessly she puts on the wall to disappear directly, the opening mouth, air/Qi long time suo does not have/leave the words. 眼看着蒂亚抛夫弃闺,独自一个人去浪了,我却苦于对面两双眼睛(?)盯着,没办法伸手阻拦,只能眼睁睁看着她直接穿墙消失,张大嘴巴,气的半晌嗦不出话。 How I initially deceiving to marry by this little girl honeyed words? One had only known, I, even if marries the slip of paper person, hugs and other bodies to hold the pillow to hold the wedding, valentine day in takes her candlelight dinner in NDS, sends the friend circle to show off, will not want this ruthless little girl flat and thin piece absolutely! 我当初怎么就会被这小丫头的花言巧语给骗娶了呢?早知如此,我就算娶个纸片人,搂着等身抱枕举办婚礼,情人节里带上NDS里的她烛光晚餐,发朋友圈炫耀,也绝对不会要这个无情无义的小丫头片子! Actually is very fragrant. 其实还是很香的。 Stiff turning head, a person of person occasionally, at this time correct use speechless chirp ~~ ~~ ~~ vision stares at me to look, discovered I recovered, Princess loli keeps off in the front hastily again occasionally. 僵硬的回过头,一人一人偶,此时正用无言的“叽~~~~~~”目光盯着我看,发现我回过神来了,萝莉公主连忙重新将人偶挡在面前。 Really is a anomaly.” “果然是个变态。” Strange abnormal odd person mister.” “奇怪的变态怪人先生。” Hou, you look, I leveled up, the Tiya sauce, this is your merit. 哦嚯,你瞧,我又升级了,蒂亚酱,这都是你的功劳哦。 Odd person, Ok, abnormal, that is not good. 只是,怪人,可以,变态,那不行。 Actually I and you are the same, is a lonely person.” The dream returns to ding commander, I use the tonality of hoarse vicissitudes, prepares to weave one to move entire continent, the sad touching story that Hell also bursts into tears. “其实我和你一样,是个孤独的人。”梦回碇司令,我用嘶哑沧桑的音调,准备编织一个感动全大陆,地狱也流泪的凄美故事。 But, just like I said a moment ago, I like lonely, I enjoy lonely, therefore, to the air was thinking aloud that isn't very normal matter? In you could not see that only belongs to my energy world......” “但是,正如我刚才所说,我喜欢孤独,我享受孤独,所以,对着空气自言自语不是很正常的事情吗?在你看不到的,只属于我的精神世界里……” Saying, the uphold right hand of my affection, is staring at the palm of being scarred. 这么说着,我深情的抬起右手,凝视着伤痕累累的掌心。 Side me, has followed me to see, the wife who I can touch, her name is......” “在我身边,一直跟随着一个只有我能看到,我能触摸到的妻子,她的名字叫做……” JOJO!” “JOJO!” Was not careful blurted out, ok, how at this moment not to have mattered, let be moved dead! 啊,一个不小心就脱口而出了,算了,事到如今已经怎么样都无所谓了,让感动去死吧! Sorry, the abnormal odd person mister, takes the liberty to break your story, has a matter, you seem to have misunderstood to Athena.” “抱歉,变态的怪人先生,冒昧打断你的故事,有件事情,你似乎一直对雅典娜有所误解。” Does not plan that removed abnormally? Very good, I respect you am finishing what one starts little loli. 已经不打算把变态去掉了么?很好,我敬你是个有始有终的小萝莉。 Opposite Princess loli, is going all out to extend occasionally toward me, as to tell me by this importance and necessity of this matter. 对面的萝莉公主,正将人偶拼命往我这边伸过来,似乎想以此告诉我这件事情的重要性和必要性。 Then, the fine villain compared a fork character in chest front both hands occasionally: Actually, Athena is not lonely.” 然后,精致的小人偶于胸前双手比了一个叉字:“其实,雅典娜并不孤独。” ahh, I know, she has you to accompany, I am also, my left Jiang and right sauce also accompanied my many years, not like round trip like wind, going ahead Tiya, never abandoned to me, I was not lonely. 啊啊,我知道,她有你陪伴着嘛,我也是,我的左酱和右酱也陪伴我多年了,不像来去如风,说走就走的蒂亚,对我从不离弃,我一点也不寂寞。 Just wants to send out the good intentions, the smile of understanding, the next second, my smile stiffened. 正想发出善意的,理解的微笑,下一秒,我的笑容僵住了。 ... 。。。
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