**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** My here and air display their wisdom and bravery the performance 【One-man show】 Time, another side also took the independent script, mounted the stage to perform. 我这边和空气斗智斗勇上演【独角戏】的时候,另外一边也拿上了独立剧本,登台表演起来了。 Seeing only the person occasionally is ordinary the fine loli young girl, will jump to stumble to stumble to arrive at front person baby to hug occasionally, lifts at present, the eyeballs of two pairs of glass each other look at each other. 只见人偶一般精致的萝莉少女,将蹦蹦跶跶走到面前的人偶娃娃抱了起来,举在眼前,两双玻璃似的眼珠彼此相视。 „It seems like my guess is right, really should not come back the bystander belt/bring casually.” The fine lovable loli young girl is hanging down the eyelash, three points of timid, seven points worried. “看来我的猜测是对的,果然不应该随便把外人带回来。”精致可爱的萝莉少女低垂着睫毛,三分胆怯,七分担忧。 „Is, moreover or odd person.” Was lifted the person occasionally baby in midair by her, has the similar anxiety. “就是就是,而且还是个怪人。”被她举在半空的人偶娃娃,有着同样的忧虑。 „Was swindled? Now regrets also with enough time?” “上当了吗？现在后悔还来得及吗？” „Now probably was without enough time, so long as like started the warning a moment ago......” “现在大概是来不及了,但是只要像刚才一样启动警报的话……” „But hasn't the opposite party done the misdemeanor not? Moreover words that this time must be stressed that perhaps will not be simple to be put, no, perhaps will be closed for a lifetime.” “但是对方还没有做坏事不是吗？而且这次要是被抓进去的话,恐怕不会那么简单会被放出来,不,说不定会被关上一辈子。” „You were good, at this time should be more decisive.” “你太善良了,这种时候就应该果断一些。” „But however...... we continue to watch changes quietly, although is an odd person, perhaps and without any malicious intent.” “但是但是……我们还是继续静观其变吧,虽然是个怪人,或许并没有恶意。” „This really? Even if the opposite party is well-meant, was entangled by the odd person is still a headache matter, perhaps will be infected, you will also turn into the odd person.” “这样真的好吗？就算对方没有恶意,被怪人缠上也是一件头疼的事情吧,说不定会被传染,你也会变成怪人。” „I...... I do not want, absolutely do not turn into strange mister that appearance.” “我……我不要,绝对不要变成奇怪的先生那种模样。” „Therefore, was cruel-hearted at this time is quite good.” “所以说啊,这种时候还是狠狠心比较好。” „Didn't have other means?” “就没有其他办法了吗？” „If wants the means...... to spread out enough to talk for example again, won't be infected? For example ten meters......, this is not far from enough, perhaps 100,000 meters are quite appropriate.” “非要想办法的话……比如说拉开足够的距离再对话,就不会被传染了？比如说十米……不,这远远不够,或许十万米比较合适。” „Great idea, you to be really intelligent.” “好主意,你真聪明。” „Perhaps, the speaking voice of opposite party will also infect, after all is this level odd person, cannot be negligent.” “但是,说不定就连对方的说话声也会传染,毕竟是这种等级的怪人,不可大意。” „That this/should...... what to do? Can cover the ear?” “那该怎……怎么办？要捂住耳朵吗？” „Covered the ear not to have the means to exchange?” “捂住耳朵不就没办法交流了吗？” „Could try the lip language.” “或许可以试一下唇语。” „Great idea, you also is very it seems like intelligent.” “好主意,看来你也很聪明。” Hey, your two...... is not right, what vigor is your this fellow person using the ventriloquy to self-examine answers? Can the judgment day come? 喂喂,你们两个……不对,你这家伙一个人在用腹语术自问自答个什么劲？世界末日要来了吗？ Regarding at present this vice- young girl and strange scene of person dialogue, I am not very occasionally surprised, after all the second child punctured yuan, such scene has not seen the ten times also eight times, complete HOLD resulted. 对于眼前这副少女与人偶对话的诡异光景,我并不是很惊讶,毕竟老二刺螈了,这样的场面没见过十次也有八次,完全HOLD得住。 Me who private chatted with various Tiya types, looked like in other person of eyes, were not necessarily less than opposite much better. 况且,和蒂亚各种私聊的我,在其他人眼里看来,也未必比对面好多少。 Is that dialogue content, making my a little HOLD not live, an odd person, looked visibly the probably neat delicate young girl directs Wolf to enter the inner rooms, tender, damaged me actually inside and outside. 就是那对话内容,让我有点HOLD不住,一口一个怪人的,明着看好像是楚楚柔弱的少女引狼入室,让人怜惜,实则里里外外将我损了个遍。 It is not good, I must tell her, I am not the odd person, was I just a passing by false face monkey...... wait/etc? 不行,我要告诉她,我可不是什么怪人,我只不过是一只路过的假面猴子……等等？ Emmm...... Emmm…… You said that odd person and monkey two nickname, which better? Perhaps should ask, which sounds the derogatory meaning ingredient low hundred million points? 你们说,怪人和猴子这两个外号,哪个更好点？或许应该这么问,哪个听起来贬义成分低亿点？ I feel an odd person, how after all the odd person again strangely is also a person, right. 我觉得是怪人,毕竟怪人再怎么怪也是人,对吧。 Therefore why do I want to refute? This is good, this is very good, right, I am the odd person, below that the odd person described right. 所以说我为什么要反驳呢？这样就好,这样很好,对的,我是怪人,怪人形容的正是在下没错。 Why did not know, found the right key obviously, the tears that two lines did not make every effort to succeed actually welled up instantaneously. 不知为何,明明找到了正确答案,两行不争气的泪水却瞬间涌了下来。 „, The odd person cried.” “哇,怪人哭了。” „What sad matter remembered?” “是想起了什么伤心的事情吗？” „Can comfort?” “要安慰吗？” „But, how should comfort the person?” “但是,该怎么安慰人呢？” „No rush, you have read many books, looks for the means in the book a bit faster.” “别急,你可是看过很多书的,快点在书里找一找办法。” „Said is also, making me think, lets is not that sad means that the opposite party seemingly cries...... wipes the onion toward the eye, like this others will be mistaken that is the relations of onion.” “说的也是,让我想一想,让对方看起来哭的不是那么伤心的办法……往眼睛里抹洋葱,这样别人就会误以为是洋葱的关系。” I may really be thank you entire family. 那我可真是谢谢你全家了。 „Probably direction subtle a little made a mistake.” The person baby also realized occasionally is not right. “好像方向微妙的有点搞错了。”人偶娃娃也意识到了不对劲。 „Do not fluster, I also had other means that in the book said that the dispelling sad means were to make the opposite party feel joyful, the smile is representing joyfully, but the smile can infect, in other words......” “别慌,我还有其他办法,书上说祛除悲伤的办法就是要让对方感到快乐,笑容代表着快乐,而笑容是可以传染的,也就是说……” „So long as we were OK to sad person happy smiling, right.” “只要我们对着伤心的人开心的笑就可以了,对吧。” „A point that said right.” “说的一点都没错。” I may really be thank you entire clan. 那我可真是谢谢你全族了。 „But, how should smile?” “可是,该怎么笑呢？” „How should smile?” “该怎么笑呢？” The mentality to here, was interrupted probably, loli young girl and young villain look at each other occasionally speechless. 思路到了这里,好像被截断了,萝莉少女与小小人偶相顾无语。 „Or, do you try?” “要不,你试一试？” „Do not forget me is only a person occasionally.” “别忘了我只是一具人偶。” „Oh, cultivating the behavior is really occasionally good.” Sigh that loli young girl envies, that carving face revealed some sentiments finally. “唉,做人偶真好。”萝莉少女羡慕的感叹一句,那张精雕细琢的面庞终于流露出了些许的感情。 Even if envies, still brings the intense loneliness. 即便是羡慕,也带着强烈的寂寞。 Hey, don't how, because should not show the smile, is thinking makes one person occasionally! 喂喂,别因为不怎么该怎么露出笑容,就想着做一具人偶啊！ In order to avoid the situation continues to get down sternly, I opened the mouth to break opposite two person single mouth crosstalk to perform. 为了避免事态继续严峻下去,我开口打断了对面的双人单口相声表演。 „That...... cough cough, Princess Athena? Knows you very much happily.” “那个……咳咳,雅典娜公主？很高兴认识你。” „.” Line of sight just to, loli young girl on flustered lowering the head, whatever the bangs are covering half face, the person in hand turns over to face me to open the mouth occasionally. “啊。”视线刚对上,萝莉少女就慌慌张张的低下头,任由着刘海遮住半张脸,手中的人偶翻转过来面向着我开口。 „Athena is somewhat shy, therefore was greeted the odd person mister by me.” “雅典娜有些怕生,所以就由我来招呼怪人先生吧。” Official name already from strange mister level up to odd person mister?! 正式称呼已经从奇怪的先生升级到怪人先生了么？！ „I to am indifferent.” “我到是无所谓。” Speaking, is silence of the long time fan. 说完话,又是一段良久的迷之沉默。 Why do I want to use the character? 为什么我又要用又字呢？ „You to were said that words, or what made? Let the guest stand is not being good?” I cannot bear open the mouth to remind finally. “你到是说句话呀,或者做点什么？让客人一直站着不大好吧？”我终于忍不住开口提醒。 „, Neglected the guest, was really was extremely sorry, matter that Athena did not excel in the final analysis, I did not excel.” “啊,怠慢客人了,真是非常抱歉,说到底雅典娜不擅长的事情,我也不擅长。” The person baby who was lifted, deeply bends the waist to apologize toward me occasionally. 被举过来的人偶娃娃,朝我深深弯腰致歉。 This matter you did not say that I also know, when this double reed can sing? Really timid shy to can only come out to work as shield with a pitiful person occasionally? This at all is not that bold book who I know! 这种事情你不说我也知道,这场双簧到底要唱到什么时候？就真的胆小怕生到只能拿一具可怜的人偶出来当挡箭牌吗？这根本不是我认识的那个胆大包天的本子娜啊！ Calm, calm, thinks carefully, I in testing the dreamland cultivation the denaturation that 1000 annual variation denaturated...... me saying that should some people not have the misunderstanding, should unable! 冷静,冷静,仔细想想,我在考验梦境里修炼个一千年差点就变性了……我说的这个变性,应该不会有人产生误解吧,应该不会吧！ Therefore , these 30,000 years change too many things sufficiently, the book elegant personality big change is not incomprehensible. 所以说,这三万年时间足以改变太多东西,本子娜性情大变也不是不能理解。 „First, must ask the guest to sit down.” Facing the loli young girl of being ignorant of affair version, I start to teach the opposite party hospitality in proper order. “首先,要请客人坐下。”面对不谙世事版的萝莉少女,我开始循循教导对方待客之道。 „Please sit down, please sit down.” Person occasionally baby hastily gesticulation hand signal. “请坐,请坐。”人偶娃娃连忙比划手势。 I am just about to sit down in the opposite, the person the baby is actually pointing at not far away another table occasionally. 我正要在对面坐下,人偶娃娃却指着不远处另外一张桌。 „Is sorry is that side, perhaps please do not depend too near, is infected the strange thing , very sorry, I and without any malicious intent, I am a little worried......” “抱歉是那边,请不要靠太近,说不定会被传染奇怪的东西,啊,非常抱歉,我并没有恶意,我只是有点担心……” „......” “……” What's the matter, how to feel that this fellow mouth, is unexpectedly more exasperating than book? Also having no way gets angry. 怎么回事,怎么感觉这家伙嘴巴一张,竟然比本子娜还要气人？偏偏还没法发火。 The deep breath, the deep breath, I took a seat in another table according to the word again, separated enough ten meters away. 深呼吸,再深呼吸,我依言在另外一张桌落座,隔了足足十米远。 „Then?” The person baby does not understand occasionally asked, being diligent is the good deed, but do book also insufficiently you in this full library make up the general knowledge? “接着呢？”人偶娃娃不懂就问,好学是好事,但这满图书馆的书还不够你补常识么？ „Serves tea.” “上茶。” „Please wait a bit.” The person baby jumps down occasionally, the quick end comes one cup of black tea, while convenient also slightly one pack of biscuits, pretty good pretty good, but can also extrapolate. “请稍等。”人偶娃娃跳下来,很快端来一杯红茶,顺带还稍了一叠饼干,不赖不赖,还能举一反三。 Is eating the small biscuit, sips tea, the cool breeze of slowly out of the window sways on the face, is comfortable , the eye cannot bear narrow the eyes thin , gushes out a sleepiness gradually gradually...... 吃着小饼干,啜上一口茶,窗外的徐徐清风吹拂在脸上,舒坦得很,眼睛忍不住就细眯起来,渐渐地,渐渐地涌出一股睡意…… This is absolutely is the lethargic sleep black tea the bastard! 这是绝对是昏睡红茶啊混蛋！ Complained turns over to complain, I thought that the opposite party also had the reason, was because did not start talking I to rest not? 吐槽归吐槽,我觉得对方也有原因,就是因为一直不开口说话我才想睡的不是吗？ The vision falls opposite, the opposite party as if completely forgot my bystander exists, carries vigorously, the person who a book is looking the baby sits in side of book occasionally. 目光落到对面,对方似乎完全忘记了我这个外人存在,端着一本书看的正起劲,人偶娃娃就坐在书的旁边。 „I said how...... we did chat meet the day?” “我说……咱们聊会天怎么样？” „wū!” loli young girl has a scare, the book puts, hurries to hug occasionally in the bosom, to me, is blocking the cheek, probably was saying, do not look! Do not look! Reflection! Reflection! “呜哇！”萝莉少女吓了一大跳,书一放,赶紧将人偶抱在怀里,正对着我,挡住脸蛋,好像在说,不要看过来！不要看过来！反射！反射！ „Haven't you contacted others?” “你难道就没接触过其他人吗？” I cannot bear the heart in biggest the doubts say, the present young girl, keeping me from book linking, moreover is not ignorant of affair was so simple, is more extreme...... was close to the self-closing. 我忍不住将心中最大的疑惑说出口,眼前的少女,让我根本无法和本子娜联系在一起,而且已经不是不谙世事那么简单了,是更加极端的……接近于自闭了。 The young girls calm down, retrieved the mind/square inch finally, the person baby in hand replied occasionally: „Family member.” 少女定了定神,总算找回了方寸,手中的人偶娃娃回答道:“家人。” : „Clansman, occasionally.” 顿了顿:“族人,偶尔。” „Since has contacted, why the basic dialogue will be unsustainable continually?” My some must manage unforgiving , to continue to inquire into to search the bottom. “既然有接触过,为什么会连基本的对话都难以维持？”我有些得理不饶人,继续寻根探底。 Young girls silent moment, finally said the reason. 少女沉默了片刻,终于说出了原因。 Generally speaking, mage wants the carrying/sustaining huge charm and mental power, must have the strong body, therefore the mage training camp physical ability class never cancels, even compared to other close combat physicals and strength to say insufficient, but compared with the average person, mage is still punch dies a good Gandalf II. 一般来说,法师想要承载庞大的魔力和精神力,就必须有强健的躯体,所以法师训练营的体能课从未取消,即便相对于其他近战体质和力量不足为道,但比较普通人,法师依然是一拳打死一头牛的甘道夫二世。 Present loli young girl, actually deficient health strong body and spirit, even if using the wisdom of entire Horadric clan, without means solution this issue, as even her charm and mental power rise suddenly, is even more weak, seems this strength to overdraw her life. 眼前的萝莉少女,却缺乏健康强壮的体魄,哪怕是倾尽整个赫拉迪克族的智慧,也没办法解决这个问题,甚至随着她的魔力和精神力暴涨,身体越发虚弱,就好像这股力量是在透支她的生命。 Has ten thousand years of rare mage talent, is actually a sickly person, the day being jealous person with outstanding ability, this makes the entire Horadric clan love dearly, will wish one could the princess to hold in the palm, a one after another finger/refers of day pledged, even if God throwing off, must make the princess recover the health. 有着万年难得一见的法师天赋,却是个病秧子,天妒英才,这让整个赫拉迪克族都心疼不已,恨不得将公主殿下捧在手心,一个个指天发誓,就算是把上帝给掀翻了,也要让公主恢复健康。 However, gradually grows up along with the princess, not only the issue has not been solved, instead is getting more and more serious, body even weakly to not being able to withstand fluctuating of sentiment, the family member, the friend, the protector, the pull distance gradually, reduces the contact, avoids having many sentiments to fluctuate. 然而,伴随着公主逐渐长大,非但问题没有解决,反而越来越严重,身体甚至已经虚弱到经不起感情的起伏,亲人,朋友,守护者,都渐渐的拉开距离,减少接触,避免产生过多的感情波动。 Gradually, the princess turned into a person, turned into a Horadric clan saddest touching scenery. To protect obviously, actually has to drop, wants to accompany obviously, actually has to isolate, this pain and compunction, are tearing the heart of Horadric person always, finally changes to a morbid state, loving care of Berserk. 逐渐地,公主殿下变成了一个人,变成了一道赫拉迪克族最凄美的风景。明明想守护,却不得不放手,明明想陪伴,却不得不孤立,这份痛楚和内疚,无时无刻不在撕裂赫拉迪克人的内心,最后化作一股病态的,狂热的爱护。 However, places princess actually anything unable to feel, accompanies her, only then this library, and wind of out of the window. 然而,身处其中的公主殿下却什么也感受不到,陪伴她的只有这个图书馆,以及窗外的风。 Naturally, the present loli young girl not possible to say these flowers to me, is nearby Tiya is making up, as good best friend who book tells one another everything, her half -and-a-half hears think, feared has known the real situation to face upwards the book black history, 8~9 does not leave ten...... 当然,眼前的萝莉少女不可能跟我说这些花,都是一旁的蒂亚在补完,身为本子娜无话不谈的好闺蜜,她半听半想,怕是已经将本子娜的黑历史摸了个底朝天,八九不离十…… ... 。。。