**************************************************************************************** **************************************************************************************** This woman, I am not an opponent! 这个女人,我不是对手！ Had not instigated facing seven giants(?) I, back down for the first time. 面对七巨头也没怂过(？)的我,首次打起了退堂鼓。 Cannot stutter a fatty, could not eat the hot tofu impatiently, Rome was not one day builds, various celebrity famous phrases changed to everywhere barrage, in the mind the enormous and powerful putting on class/flow. 一口吃不出一个胖子,心急吃不了热豆腐,罗马不是一天修成的,各种名人名句化作漫天弹幕,脑海中浩浩荡荡的穿流而过。 If this plays, it is estimated that my head has emitted „Morale -1” continuously inscription. 这要是游戏,估计我头上已经连续不断地冒出“士气-一”字样了。 Finally, gathered one „to wait for Tiya to come back to say again”. 最后,汇聚成一句“还是等蒂亚回来再说吧”。 Although is a far-fetched dog-headed military strategist, but this game experiences obviously extremely badly, only then a military strategist can recruit. 虽然是个不靠谱的狗头军师,但这款游戏显然体验极差,只有一名军师可以招募。 Grips the teacup...... not, is the unboiled water pitted Chinese dates soaked in hot water sugar cup, spins in the palm gently, in the surface, I resemble am thinking, weigh the advantages and disadvantages, the look just like the astute merchant, is glittering the wisdom and sly ray. 握住茶杯……哦不,是生水泡红糖杯,在手心里轻轻打转,表面上,我似在深思熟虑,权衡利弊,眼神犹如精明的商人,闪烁着智慧和狡猾的光芒。 Actually my head air-to-air, is only thinking finds what excuse to say goodbye casually, the opposite party also is very in any case casual, do not think that I will be lolicon will not be angry feed! 其实我脑袋空空,只想着随便找个什么理由告辞,反正对方也挺随便的,别以为我是萝莉控就不会生气啊喂！ In this short deeply worried atmosphere, making me unexpected, the opposite party first opens the mouth for the first time. 在这短暂焦灼的气氛当中,令我出乎意料的,对方首次先开了口。 „Strange abnormal odd person mister, can I ask your matter?” “奇怪的变态怪人先生,我能拜托你一件事情吗？” Unexpectedly is the so complete official name! 竟然是如此完整正式的称呼！ I with deep veneration one startled, felt the serious sentiment of the opposite transmitting, is not cracking a joke absolutely. 我肃然一惊,感受到了从对面传达过来的郑重感情,绝对不是在开玩笑。 On the other hand, what was my name to come? Surname strange famous anomaly, nickname odd person mister? Probably like this, why otherwise the opposite party called that natural singlish? Is listening strangely also reasonable. 话说回来,我的名字叫啥来着？姓奇怪名变态,外号怪人先生？好像是这样嗷,不然对方为什么叫的那么理所当然朗朗上口？听着还怪有道理的。 Felt oneself launched a new student|life in the book dreamland world. 感觉自己在本子娜的梦境世界展开了一段新生呢。 „What matter?” I changed a posture calmly, the tail refers to is rapping the desktop gently. “什么事？”我不动声色的变了一个姿势,尾指轻轻敲击着桌面。 Do not visit me is lolicon, do not visit me to know 30,000 years later you, actually we first meeting, is not very ripe, do not let success go to the head, set the presumptuous request. 别看我是个萝莉控,别看我认识三万年后的你,其实我们才第一次见面,不是很熟,可别太得意忘形,提出非分的要求。 „Leads me to leave here.” “带我离开这里。” Simple. 简单。 I hit a sound to refer to gently, a simple matter, so long as took her, opened several leafed doors, we can go out. 我轻轻打了个响指,多简单的一件事啊,只要带上她,打开几扇门,我们就能出去啦。 Then, because kidnapped the princess crime to cross the remaining years of life in Jail. 然后,因为拐带公主罪在监牢里渡过余生。 Therefore you think that I am that rising above self good guy?! Listened, I was just a strange abnormal odd person!!! 所以你认为我是那种舍己为人的好好先生吗？！听好了,我只不过是个奇怪的变态怪人而已！！！ Just wants to reject, under a brain revolution, I repressed the temperament, first did an information to say again. 刚想拒绝,脑筋一转,我按捺下脾气,先搞点情报再说。 „Why will you want to leave here?” “为什么你会想要离开这里？” „Has been weary of the scenery of out of the window, I...... Athena want to go to outside world to have a look, has a look at the minor mana sea with own eyes, has a look at vast grassland with own eyes, has a look at the lonesome and quiet forest with own eyes, has a look at the palatial snowy mountain with own eyes!” “已经厌倦了窗外的风景,我……雅典娜想去外面的世界看看,亲眼看看蔚蓝的大海,亲眼看看辽阔的草原,亲眼看看幽静的森林,亲眼看看巍峨的雪山！” Person occasionally baby that light tone, for the first time becomes spirited, excited even almost forgot oneself is still pretending to put on a shuanghuang performance. 人偶娃娃那平淡的语气,首次变得激昂起来,激动的甚至差点忘记了自己还在假装演双簧。 Yes, I want also to be this reason. 是呢,我想也是这个理由。 In average not wonderful reason regarding person occasionally mouth, I not slightly surprised, regarding the dwelling the young girl in library, the world so has been big, I want to take a look, isn't very normal matter? 对于人偶口中平平无奇的理由,我没有丝毫惊讶,对于一直宅在图书馆的少女而言,世界那么大,我想去看看,不是很正常的事情么？ However, then the issue came. 但是,接下来问题来了。 „How do you plan to leave here?” “你打算怎么离开这里？” „Strange abnormal odd person mister asked the strange question, if Athena knows how should leave, why can also ask you to help?” “奇怪的变态怪人先生问了奇怪的问题呢,雅典娜要是知道该怎么样离开,为什么还要拜托你帮忙？” Said is also, because just could not do to ask others to help, fully conformed to the logic, but, why will my fist be unable to tolerate thirst and hunger? 说的也是,正因为自己一个人做不了才要拜托别人帮,完全符合逻辑,只是,为什么我的拳头会如此饥渴难耐？ Also, can the official name abbreviate like before? Asked me the abnormal mister to be OK, calculates that I asked you. 还有,正式的称呼能像之前那样省略一下么？叫我变态先生就可以了,算我拜托你了。 First was capable of this leading her to leave the tightly guarded inner city regardless me not saying that the most important issue. 先撇开我有没有这个能力带她离开戒备森严的内城不说,还有一个最重要的问题。 „Did this matter, why ask my type just to know less than a day of person?” “这种事情,为什么拜托我这种刚认识不到一天的人？” Right, why can such important dream, pin on my such stranger? Even if there is a book trust addition not to can a little be justified. 没错,为什么要将如此重要的梦想,寄托在我这样的陌生人身上？就算有本子娜的信任加成也有点说不过去。 Is just like me, to one does not look again absolutely a little pleasing to the eyes strange face beckons kindly: Kiss, other adventure, Fallen was fearful, might as well together the merry day that comes to mix to eat to wait for death? 就好比我,再怎么也绝对不会对一个看着有点顺眼的陌生面孔亲切招手:亲,别冒险了,沉沦魔多可怕,不如一起来过混吃等死的快活日子吧？ After all the person of Savior supposes cannot break......, although has possibly been a mass of cuts and bruises in the ripe person eyes is only left over the moral integrity. 毕竟救世主的人设不能破……虽然在熟人眼中可能早已经体无完肤只剩下节操了。 This issue is quite as if difficult to reply, Princess loli and person both fell into occasionally silent. 这个问题似乎颇难回答,萝莉公主和人偶双双陷入了沉默。 „Actually......” waited for the moment, the person opens the mouth occasionally finally. “其实……”等了片刻,人偶终于开口。 „Wait, I want to listen to the princess to explain personally, if really needs to help, by oneself was explained that the reason isn't the most basic etiquette?” I interrupted the person words of occasionally, aims at it behind. “等等,我想听公主殿下亲口解释,如果真的需要帮助,由本人来说明缘由不是最基本的礼仪吗？”我打断了人偶的话,指向它身后。 I was look, the person affected to be equivalent to the keyboard occasionally. 我算是看出来了,人偶的作用相当于键盘。 The hand grasps person Princess loli occasionally is keyboard hero, hides behind deceives oneself and others occasionally, said unscrupulously lets the secret language that the person chest makes stuffily is unable to argue. 手握人偶的萝莉公主就是键盘侠一枚,躲在人偶背后自欺欺人,肆无忌惮的说些让人胸口做闷偏偏又无法辩解的黑话。 Copes with the keyboard hero to be simplest the direct move is the —— surface base. 对付键盘侠最简单直接的招数就是——面基。 Obviously by my move of brush controlling, the person is occasionally stiff there, the master sends out slightly the rapid breath, seems a little anxious. 显然被我一招神来之笔给镇住了,人偶僵在那里,身后的主人发出微微急促的呼吸,似乎有点紧张。 Won't wait/etc, die a violent death at the scene? 等等,不会当场暴毙吧？ My a little side, patronized is being the famous spy to forget the most basic fact, present Princess loli may not probably stimulate, even if here were the dreamland, if stimulated is too big, making the opposite party realize that „my present mood very tight breath very rapid body should not have problems”, should still have an accident. 我有点方,光顾着做名侦探忘了一个最基本的事实,眼前的萝莉公主可受不得刺激,就算这里是梦境,如果刺激太大,让对方意识到“我现在心情很紧张呼吸很急促身体该不会出问题吧”的话,也是会出事的。 „Sorry, was I was too offensive, the trivial savage, can the having an audience with princess be being honored extremely, is actually also thinking reaching out for a yard after taking an inch, bypassed the guard first hand exchange of princess.” “抱歉,是我太唐突了,区区野人,能够觐见公主殿下就已经是万分的荣幸,却还想着得寸进尺,绕过公主的侍卫直接交流。” As if these words played very major moderating influence, over and over after the deep breath, Princess loli opens the mouth slowly. 似乎这句话起了很大的缓和作用,再三深呼吸后,身后的萝莉公主缓缓开口。 „No, you said right, since seeks the help, naturally wants the master to open the mouth to be good personally.” “不,你说的没错,既然是寻求帮助,当然要主人亲自开口才行。” Has saying that her sound is really of pleasant to hear, is ordinary like the feather, light soft glutinous has one share shyly with the stammering feeling slightly, person voice occasionally, although also same how many minutes/shares, but were many to be desolate and dissolute, didn't I really have to a Valise that gentle shy wheel track? 不得不说她的声音真好听,如同羽毛一般,轻轻飘飘软软糯糯的带着一股子羞涩与稍微的磕巴感,人偶的声线虽然也一样但多了几分冷淡和放肆,我果然对维拉丝那种温柔害羞型的一点辙都没有么？ Has gotten back one's composure, discovered that Princess loli made excuses, off and on kept, I did not worry, hasn't Tiya come back in any case? 回过神,发现萝莉公主还是支支吾吾,断断续续个不停,我也不着急,反正蒂亚还没回来不是么？ „, Could not tolerate, came to say for Athena by me.” Some little time does not have the organization good explicit excuse, occasionally the person the baby is deliberately bad jumped up the table, two fork waists, save the scene forcefully. “诶呀,看不过去了,还是由我来替雅典娜说吧。”好一会儿也没组织好明确的说辞,人偶娃娃自暴自弃的跳上了桌子,两手叉腰,强行救场。 You looked, I know, oneself and venomous tongue really compares to be predestined friends. 你看,我就知道,自己和毒舌果然比较有缘。 „Odd person mister wants to listen to the truth, wants to listen as if for real, or lie?” “怪人先生是想听真话,还是想听半真半假,或是假话？” Your this saying asked that very without the level, resembled with the third-class screenwriter, must do such a, who will choose to listen to the lie. 你这话问的,忒没水平了,跟三流编剧似的,非得搞这么一出,谁会选择听假话呀是吧。 „You first told the lie.” I maintain composure to say. “你先说说假话吧。”我不动声色应道。 „Athena falls in love to you, flees here anything is fake, but wants to find the excuse to be close to you.” “雅典娜对你一见钟情,逃离这里什么的都是假的,只不过是想找借口接近你。” „......” “……” I am bored, I violate inexpensively, I get what one deserves. 我无聊,我犯贱,我活该。 „That said again as if for real.” Came, listened to listen, violated violated, right. “那再说说半真半假的吧。”来都来了,听都听了,犯都犯了,对吧。 „Athena thought that you are a good person, can trust.” “雅典娜觉得你是个好人,可以信任。” What meaning is this saying? How should understand? Am I the mediocre hermaphrodite? 这话是什么个意思？该怎么理解？我是不好不坏的阴阳人？ „That truth?” “那真话呢？” „Others cannot ask besides you, later perhaps could not find such opportunity again, even the danger is still good, was deceived also well, how regardless of also wants to go out, has a look outside world.” “除了你之外已经没有其他人可以拜托了,以后恐怕再也找不到这样的机会了,就算危险也好,被骗也好,无论如何也想出去一趟,看看外面的世界。” These words were very real, is well-founded, convincing. 这番话就很真实了,有理有据,令人信服。 Thinks carefully right? Fully realized that princess's condition, trading to do is any Horadric person, is impossible to comply with this request, is I, this wild outcomer, does not know the situation, does not know the depth, has the possibility the hot blooded drift, the nod complies for a while. 仔细一想可不是么？深知公主殿下的状况,换做是任何一个赫拉迪克人,都不可能答应这种请求,也就是我,这种野生外来者,不了解情况,不知深浅,才有可能一时热血冲头,点头答应下来。 Perhaps speaking of this people will find it strange, hadn't the opposite party said own physical condition to me before? How can also not know the depth? 说到这或许有人会觉得奇怪,对方之前不是已经跟我说了自己的身体状况么？怎么还会不知深浅？ Excuse me, that is Tiya in the detailed explanation that the one side adds inflammatory details, rather than present Princess loli, if according to her explanation, will understand merely absolutely „, because the charm in within the body causes the body to be weak huge, and after being stimulated , the charm will lose control therefore everyone not to dare easily to be close to itself”. 拜托,那是蒂亚在一旁添油加醋的详细解释,而不是眼前的萝莉公主,如果仅仅是按照她的解释,绝对会理解成“因为体内的魔力过于庞大导致身体虚弱且受到刺激后魔力会失控所以大家不敢轻易接近自己”。 Said that is not deceives people, but „charm out-of-control” this view was very wonderful, seems misleading that does not have after Princess loli again, ten people will have nine people perhaps translate to „, I must control several not to live in my Qilin arm” this, understood that the charm will lose control the external environment to person as well as causes the destruction, rather than will die a violent death, will achieve Buddhahood same place. 这么说也不算骗人,但“魔力失控”这种说法就很妙了,再经过萝莉公主似有似无的误导,十个人有九个人恐怕都会翻译为“哎呀,我要控几不住我的麒麟臂啦”这样,理解成魔力失控会对身边的人以及外界环境造成破坏,而不是自身暴毙,原地成佛。 Is afraid damage to person, therefore chose the lonely dwelling in this library, how the sad touching plot of kingly way, what is more wonderful will be general this kind of time definitely will have perfectly bravely can solve the problem has the moral integrity knight to appear honestly. 害怕伤害到身边的人,所以选择了独自一人孤独的宅在这个图书馆里,多么王道的凄美剧情呀,更妙的是一般这种时候肯定会有一位能够完美解决问题的勇敢正直有节操的骑士出现。 Therefore my some reasons suspected, from starts very much early, at present this seemingly pure princess has niggled every possible profit, how ponders over should use me well. 所以我有理由怀疑,从很早开始,眼前这位看似单纯的公主殿下就已经打起了小算盘,琢磨着该怎么好好利用我了。 Really has your, 30,000 years ago book! 真有你的啊,三万年前的本子娜！ Many thoughts at heart flash past, in the surface I seemed to be moved, reveals the hesitant color. 心里的诸多念头一闪而过,表面上我似乎被打动了,露出犹豫之色。 „If works for the princess, I am certainly glad very much, but I cannot think through, why you will be willing to take such risk, said that the sentence is not of pleasant to hear, we just knew, you do understand my manner? Abducts advantage that the princess of Horadric clan can gain, makes many people crazy sufficiently, do you think?” “如果为公主殿下效劳,我当然很乐意,只不过我还是想不通,为什么你会甘愿冒这样的险,说句不好听的话,我们刚认识,你了解我的为人吗？拐骗赫拉迪克族的公主殿下所能够获得的好处,足以让很多人疯狂,你认为呢？” „I understand your doubts.” The people nod occasionally: „A moment ago first the most important point, I also said was very clear, I do not have other choices, joins and obtains the situation that the clansman trusts like your type as bystander immediately, since I was born until now...... not, if defers to the record, since millenniums also only this one time.” “我理解你的疑惑。”人偶点了点头:“首先最重要的一点,我刚才也说的很明白了,我没有其他选择,像你这种以外人身份加入并立刻获得族人信任的情况,从我出生至今……不,如果是按照记载的话,千年以来也仅此一次。” If so that's how it is, here is not the book dreamland, if according to the normal condition, I am absolutely not possible through the Horadric clan „political investigation”, even if passed, is impossible to be trusted immediately, it is estimated that must throw in the outer city inspects, could wait till the second generation, and even third generation, if can also inherit the soul magic, will be admitted by the Horadric clan completely. 原来如此,如果这里不是本子娜的梦境,如果是按照正常情况,我是绝对不可能通过赫拉迪克族的“政审”,就算通过了,也不可能立刻得到信任,估计还得扔在外城考察,可能得等到第二代,乃至第三代,如果还能继承灵魂魔法的话,才会被赫拉迪克族完全接纳。 Such a thinks, I truly am other party's only( flicker) candidate, before did not have, later will not appear probably again. 这么一想,我确实是对方唯一的(忽悠)人选,以前没有,以后大概也不会再出现。 „As for the second reason, because the strange abnormal odd person mister does seem like the comparison simple and honest......?” “至于第二个理由,因为奇怪的变态怪人先生看起来比较……憨厚？” You want to say that stupid right, wants saying that my comparison is stupid! 你是想说笨对吧,是想说我比较笨对吧！ „The life here, has been short with the princess who the person has to do, so believes own judge vision?” “一直生活在这里,少与人打交道的公主殿下,如此相信自己的识人眼光吗？” „Un un.” It is not the person occasionally, but is person occasionally behind Princess loli, un un the point begins, seems somewhat offensive, handed over occasionally. “嗯嗯。”不是人偶,而是人偶身后的萝莉公主,嗯嗯点起了头,似乎有些唐突,又将人偶递了过来。 „If others may not have the confidence, perhaps is you quite easy to understand relations?” “如果是别人可能会没有信心,或许是你比较好懂的关系？” „......” “……” These words to damage that I create, is „you are good person” entire 100 times. 这句话对我造成的伤害,是“你是好人”的整一百倍。 As if thought that said insufficiently fully, is unable to convince me, the person also explained occasionally: „Good person can install the unprincipled person, the unprincipled person can also install the good person, the man can install the woman, the woman can also install the man, many roles can act in reverse, but some actually cannot, for example, talent be able to install the fool, how regardless of the fool installs is a fool, cannot change talent.” 似乎觉得这么说不够充分,无法说服我,人偶又解释起来:“好人可以装坏人,坏人也能装好人,男人可以装女人,女人也能装男人,许多角色都可以逆向扮演,但有一些却不能,就比如说,天才可以装笨蛋,笨蛋无论怎么装都是笨蛋,变不了天才得。” I also was really the explanation thank you bastard! 我还真是谢谢你的解释了混蛋！