Chapter 347, you is a groom! 第347章、你是马夫！ Li Muyang does not know whether to laugh or cry. 李牧羊哭笑不得。 Does not have to think own a few words have provoked a woman, early knew so, same studies with Li Sinian is playing the fool to play the role clever is not good? 没想到自己无意间的一句话就招惹了一个女人,早知道如此,就跟着李思念一样学着装傻扮乖不就好了？ Now wants to flinch, feared that was already late. 现在想要退缩,怕是已经晚了。 Li Muyang looks at the granny tenacious look, said: „Red sleeve miss, I had not seen flaw that actually your makeup accommodates. Hears Uncle Lu to call you for miss, therefore I together such called ------ My younger sister often educated me saying that guessed the when age of woman must toward small guess as far as possible. Should call mother 's married sister, that must call the elder sister. Should call mother -in-law, that called mother 's married sister. Which woman does not like being commended young, you said that is this truth?” 李牧羊看着老婆婆固执的眼神,说道:“红袖姑娘,其实我并没有看出你妆容的破绽。只是听到陆叔称呼你为姑娘,所以我才跟着一起这么叫的------我妹妹时常教育我说,猜测女人的年龄时要尽量往小了猜。原本应该叫姨母的,那就要叫姐姐。原本应该叫婆婆的,那就叫姨母。哪个女人不喜欢被人称赞年轻,你说是不是这个道理？” The grannies cluck-cluck smile tenderly, smiling face is clear, just likes the spirit bird cries. 老婆婆咯咯娇笑起来,笑容清脆,犹如灵鸟啼鸣。 And covers entirely the wrinkle the face to match in her grayish white hair together, had planting to make the person goose flesh fall a feeling of place. 和她灰白的头发和布满皱纹的面孔搭配在一起,有种让人鸡皮疙瘩落了一地的感觉。 Red sleeve pupil inside chaos vanish do not see, look bright-colored looks at Li Muyang, said: „You said that had not seen flaw that my makeup accommodates, that showed that you know my this is the camouflage ----- Such one, I instead even more was interested in the little young master. If you do not consider honestly, that today's this is busy at me not helping.” 红袖瞳孔里面的混沌消失不见,眼神明艳的看着李牧羊,说道:“你都说没有看出我妆容的破绽了,那就证明你知道我这是伪装-----这么一来,我反而越发的对小公子感兴趣了。倘若你不坦诚相告的话,那今天这个忙我就不帮了。” „Can you fail to keep one's word? You added a moment ago I could not say, but there are Uncle Lu to help me ask for leniency, you will not reject ------” “你怎么能言而无信呢？你刚才还说就算我说不出来,但是有陆叔帮我说情,你也不会拒绝------” „Because I am a woman.” Red sleeve face confident saying: „Which woman isn't fickle? Also, my work changed back. What has not to be right?” “因为我是女人啊。”红袖一脸坦然的说道:“哪个女人不善变？再说,我的工作就是变来变去的。有什么不对吗？” She turns around to look at Li Sinian, said: „Young miss, you said that is?” 她转身看着李思念,说道:“小姑娘,你说是不是？” „Reasonable.” Li Sinian earnest nod. „ Woman should be fickle. Such woman is attractive. “有道理。”李思念认真的点头。“女人就应该善变。这样的女人才有魅力。 „Really is a good child.” The red sleeve looks like to Li Sinian likes extremely, again puts out a hand to touch her head. “真是个好孩子。”红袖看起来对李思念极其喜爱,再一次伸手去抚摸她的脑袋。 „Thanks mother -in-law.” Li Sinian face delightful smiling. “谢谢婆婆。”李思念一脸甜美的笑着。 When Lu Qingming enjoys Li Muyang very much by red sleeve is awkward the appearance, perhaps in his eyes, so long as is Li Muyang in the same place, regardless of Li Muyang is any him to be glad to see. 陆清明很是享受李牧羊被红袖为难时的模样,或许在他眼里,只要是和李牧羊在一起,无论李牧羊做什么他都是乐意看到的。 Is this so-called family happiness? 这就是所谓的天伦之乐？ Lu Qingming looks at Li Muyang, said: „Muyang, since the red sleeve miss please rescue sincerely, you said your discovery. Also after quite lets her pays attention, is easy to allow the skill to strive for perfection is.” 陆清明看着李牧羊,说道:“牧羊,既然红袖姑娘诚心请救,你就说说你的发现吧。也好让她以后注意,易容技巧精益求精才是。” Li Muyang must comply, to look at the red sleeve saying: „Your again next stair.” 李牧羊只得答应,看着红袖说道:“你再下一次台阶。” „What?” “什么？” „When like you just came out like that the next stair.” “像你刚刚出来时那般下一次台阶。” „What meaning?” “什么意思？” „You tried one time to know.” Li Muyang said. “你试一次就知道了。”李牧羊说道。 „I thought that you must play any trick.” “我看你要玩什么把戏。” Although in the heart does not bear, but wants to know how Li Muyang is her camouflage technique seeing through, therefore the red sleeve defers to the appearance that just came out to walk a stair again. 虽然心中不耐,但是想要知道李牧羊是如何把她的伪装术给看穿的,所以红袖再一次按照刚刚出来的模样走一遍台阶。 She when under the staircase still feigned the footsteps not to be steady, the body staggers is throwing down forward. 她在下楼梯的时候仍然佯装脚步不稳,身体踉跄着向前摔倒。 „Stops.” Li Muyang makes noise to shout. “停。”李牧羊出声喊道。 The red sleeve maintains the posture of stop, looks up to Li Muyang, waits for him to expose to confuse the topic. 红袖保持停顿的姿势,抬起头看向李牧羊,等着他点破迷题。 „Do when you see genuine old person has thrown down the appearance?” Li Muyang makes noise to ask. “你见过真正的老人摔倒时的模样吗？”李牧羊出声问道。 The red sleeve thinks, saying that being angry: „What did you want to say?” 红袖想了想,生气的说道:“你到底想要说什么？” „Before lived, when Jiangnan city, in the lane had many old people. Small time is innocent, follows behind to learn from them to walk in them frequently. Therefore, sometimes when also with learning from them throws down the appearance.” “以前住在江南城的时候,巷子里有很多老人。小的时候不懂事,经常跟在他们身后学习他们走路。所以,有时候也会跟着学习他们摔倒时的模样。” „What you dress up is the old person, wants to display the appearance that the leg and foot will throw inconveniently soon down in backing down. However, the genuine old person when bitter experience such stair, they will probe carefully, cautiously steps the first step ------ You did not think one step worried too to be also rapid? When facing this type of stair absolutely does not have any hesitation, has not dreaded. This does not conform to a senile old person disposition.” “你装扮的是老人,想要在下台阶的时候表现出自己腿脚不便即将摔倒的模样。但是,真正的老人在遭遇这样的台阶时,他们会小心试探,小心翼翼的迈走第一步------难道你不觉得自己迈出去的太着急也太迅速了吗？在面对这种台阶时根本就没有任何犹豫,也没有畏惧。这不符合一个老态龙钟的老人心性。” The red sleeve thinks that said: „Only depends on this, you can guess that I am disguise as?” 红袖想了想,说道:“仅凭这个,你就能猜测到我是假扮的？” „Naturally cannot. At that time I have not thought. When you will soon throw down, I sent to realize some clue. I know that this embraces many in the moon/month garden living is the outstandingly able person different gentleman, if you are also the outstandingly able person different gentleman, that easily will not throw down. This small stair, naturally not in your present. Is right? But if, you are only an average person, in the situation why sound of footsteps actually how liang chokes can actually maintain the extreme control of body?” “自然不能。那个时候我根本就没有多想。只是在你即将摔倒的时候,我发察觉到了一些端倪。我知道这揽月园里面住的多是奇人异士,如果你也是奇人异士的话,那就不会轻易摔倒。这小小台阶,自然不在你的眼下。对不对？可是,如果你只是个普通人的话,为何脚步声却如何踉呛的情况下却能够保持身体的极度控制？” „What meaning?” “什么意思？” „Your will soon throw down really do not throw down, your body is not steady is not the real body is not steady. All during your control. You have the acme controlling force to your body. Therefore, at that time I started the true suspicion, what person is must handle such matter? Must establish this kind of fan barrier, what is her goal?” “你的即将摔倒不是真的要摔倒,你的身体不稳也不是真的身体不稳。一切都在你的控制之中。你对自己的身体有着极致的控制力。所以,那个时候我才开始真正的怀疑,到底是什么样的人要做这样的事情？要设置这样一个迷障,她的目的是什么？” Li Muyang looks to Lu Qingming, said with a smile: „Uncle Lu also called you for the red sleeve miss exactly, I then understand that this was only the small camouflage of miss.” 李牧羊看向陆清明,笑着说道:“恰好陆叔叔又称呼你为红袖姑娘,我这才明白,这只是姑娘的一个小小障眼法。” „Ha -------” Lu Qingming laughs, looks at the red sleeve saying: „Red sleeve, it seems like your camouflage technique also has the place that needs to improve.” “哈哈哈-------”陆清明开怀大笑,看着红袖说道:“红袖,看来你的伪装术还有需要改进的地方啊。” „You are intelligent.” Red sleeve cold snort, has gouged Li Muyang one maliciously, holds the hand of Li Sinian to walk toward outside. “就你聪明。”红袖冷哼一声,狠狠地剜了李牧羊一眼,拉着李思念的手朝着外面走去。 Li Muyang touches the nose, is very depressed said to Lu Qingming: „Was she makes me say. Said she does not like.” 李牧羊摸摸鼻子,很是郁闷的对陆清明说道:“是她让我说的。说了她又不喜欢。” „Might as well.” Lu Qingming works on the hand of Li Muyang, said: „Walks, we go to have a look at your gift.” “无妨。”陆清明抓起李牧羊的手,说道:“走,我们进去看看你的礼物。” Li Muyang too does not adapt to and a man hand in hand, but was such grabbed him not to be good to cast off by Lu Qingming, must say: „Uncle Lu is slower, careful under foot.” 李牧羊不太适应和一个男人手牵着手,但是被陆清明这么抓着他又不好甩开,只得说道:“陆叔慢些,小心脚下。” In the room has a study room, a study room wall midheaven. The bookshelf launches to the two sides, the middle has together the black hole. 屋子里有一间书房,书房一面墙壁中空。书架向两边展开,中间有一道黑色的孔洞。 Lu Qingming draws Li Muyang to enter the pit hole, the following cliff automatic closes up to the two sides. 陆清明拉着李牧羊进入石洞,后面的石壁自动向两边合拢。 In the pit hole, is hanging dozens every large or small heads. 石洞之内,悬挂着数十个大大小小的脑袋。 The expressions of these heads are lifelike, with was given a blade to cut. 那些脑袋的表情栩栩如生,就跟被人给一刀斩下似的。 However, Li Muyang knows that is false. Because the below of head was being supported by Shitai, does not see any bloodstain. 不过,李牧羊知道那是假的。因为脑袋的下面都被石台撑着,也不见有任何的血迹。 Obviously, this is the individual work room of red sleeve. 显然,这是红袖的个人工作室。 Li Sinian one step gets down first, is declining in the direction of red sleeve with any strange medicinal ointment. 李思念先一步下来,正在红袖的指点下调和着一种什么奇怪的药膏。 When Li Muyang comes , the red sleeve has referred to a wooden chair in room, said: „Sits down.” 等到李牧羊进来,红袖就指了指屋子里的一张木椅,说道:“坐下。” Li Muyang on being obedient sat. 李牧羊就听话的坐了下去。 The red sleeve puts out a hand, has stroked along the Li Muyang face outline. 红袖伸出手来,沿着李牧羊的面部轮廓抚摸了一番。 „Soft and fair skin, was mouth is poisonous.” Red sleeve touches the face of Li Muyang, while saying of complaint. “细皮嫩肉的,就是嘴巴毒了点。”红袖一边摸李牧羊的脸,一边埋怨的说道。 „I -----” “我-----” „Shut up. Cannot speak.” The red sleeve scolds was saying. „You, as soon as spoke, I did not have the means to survey your five senses shape.” “闭嘴。不许说话。”红袖呵斥着说道。“你一说话,我就没办法去测量你的五官形状了。” „-------” Li Muyang knows that this is her retaliation. “-------”李牧羊知道,这是她的报复。 After a while, the red sleeve was saying to Li Sinian: „Smudges that medicinal ointment on his face. Must smudge evenly.” 过了一会儿,红袖对着李思念说道:“把那药膏涂抹在他脸上。要涂抹均匀了。” „I?” Li Sinian in great surprise, said hurriedly: „I am not good.” “我？”李思念大惊,急忙说道:“我不行吧。” „Is only clean medicinal ointment, is not in the way.” The red sleeve said. “只是一遍清洗药膏,不碍事。”红袖说道。 „Good.” Li Sinian carries that bowl of medicinal ointments to walk, with a small brush the face of Li Muyang brushing. “那好吧。”李思念就端着那碗药膏走过来,用一个小刷子把李牧羊的脸给刷了一遍。 Li Muyang felt that own face was wiped honey, mounts mounts thickly thickly, some are not quite comfortable. However heard that does not have any flavor actually. 李牧羊感觉自己的脸被抹了一层蜂蜜,黏稠黏稠的,有些不太舒服。不过闻起来倒是没有任何味道。 Li Sinian brushes the medicinal ointment time, red sleeve has been busy at work on the work table. 李思念刷药膏的时候,红袖已经在工作台上忙活开来。 She looks for one with the Li Muyang head to be most similar on the head that these were hanging, then gave to tear off that head above facial skin, with bit cutting, looked like that cheek in broken bits toward the Li Muyang face top head. 她在那些悬挂的脑袋上找了一颗和李牧羊头型最相似的,然后将那颗脑袋上面的脸皮给扯掉,又用刀片一阵切割,将那看起来细碎的面皮朝着李牧羊的脸上盖去。 Li Muyang can only close the eye, whatever she long-term tossing about on face. Also rubs pinches, moreover suitable effort, looks like with Li Muyang has any bitter hatred. 李牧羊只能闭上眼睛,任由她在脸上一阵长时间的折腾。又是揉又是捏的,而且相当的用力,看起来和李牧羊有什么深仇大恨似的。 Long time, the red sleeve makes noise to say in the Li Muyang front: „Good. Can open the eye.” 良久,红袖在李牧羊的面前出声说道:“好了。可以睁开眼睛了。” The opening eye that Li Muyang is obedient, has not started talking with enough time, sees the Li Sinian whole face amazed appearance, said: „Day, was too fierce. This is ------ Who is this?” 李牧羊听话的睁开眼睛,还没来得及开口说话,就见到李思念满脸惊诧的模样,说道:“天啊,太厉害了。这是------这是谁啊？” A Lu Qingming also face appreciation sizes up Li Muyang, the mouth is commending makes noise, said: „The apprentices of thousand poisonous kings are really out of the ordinary. The short time built a brand-new face to come out, confuses falsehood with the truth, was really makes the person praise to the heavens.” 陆清明也一脸欣赏的打量着李牧羊,嘴里称赞出声,说道:“千面毒王的徒弟果然非同凡响。短短功夫就打造了一面崭新的面孔出来,以假乱真,实在是让人叹为观止。” Li Moyang cannot see own face, said hurriedly: „Gives me the bronze mirror. Gives me the mirror to make me have a look.” 李模样看不到自己的脸,急忙说道:“给我铜镜。给我镜子让我看看。” „Here does not have the bronze mirror.” The red sleeve said. “我这里没有铜镜。”红袖说道。 „--------” “--------” After Li Muyang went home, finally saw brand-new from the bronze mirror. 李牧羊回到家里之后,终于从铜镜里看到了崭新的自己。 The complexion wax yellow, looked like looks like drinks to injure young drunkard of liver. 脸色腊黄、看起来就像是一个喝伤了肝脏的年轻酒鬼似的。 The facial features wanted compared with before spaciously, compared with the former wild thick silk wadding. 脸型比之前要宽大了一些,也比之前更加的狂野粗纩。 Has Hu Zha of sobbing, explained the technique that the master of this face shaves is very rough. 有着唏嘘的胡渣,说明这幅脸的主人刮胡子的手法很粗糙。 Present Li Muyang, turned into one to make him think the strange stranger. 现在的李牧羊,已经变成了一个令他自己都觉得陌生的陌生人。 „So good.” Li Muyang grinned to smile. Although the mask not real of present handsome attractive, but, in the face of the survival, other is some not worthy of mentioning matters. “如此甚好。”李牧羊咧嘴笑了起来。虽然现在的这幅面具没有真实的自己英俊好看,但是,在生存面前,其它的一切都是一些微不足道的事情。 Also, uglier didn't a day come? 再说,更丑的日子不也就那么过来了吗？ Works as ------- 哐当------- Li Sinian hit room gate vigorously. 李思念大力撞开了房间门。 A helplessness of Li Muyang face, was saying to Li Sinian: „Before you can learn to enter others' room, can knock on a door first?” 李牧羊一脸的无奈,对着李思念说道:“你到底什么时候才能够学会进别人的房间前要先敲门？” Li Sinian has drawn back, with hand thump knocking on a door, shouts: „Elder brother, can I come in?” 李思念退了出去,用手咚咚咚的敲门,喊道:“哥,我能进来吗？” „------- Comes.” Li Muyang said. “-------进来吧。”李牧羊说道。 Works as ------- 哐当------- The room gate was given to hit again vigorously. 房间门再次被人给大力撞开。 „------” Li Muyang thought that might as well does not need to knock on a door. Avoid the gate must meet with a disaster one time. “------”李牧羊心想,还不如不用敲门呢。省得门又要遭殃一次。 Li Sinian flushed once more hurriedly, a pulling the arm of Li Muyang, was saying: „Elder brother walks quickly walks quickly.” 李思念再次风风火火的冲了进来,一把拉着李牧羊的胳膊,说道:“哥快走快走。” „Goes?” Li Muyang makes noise to ask. “去哪儿？”李牧羊出声问道。 „Elder Sister Xiaoxin to the entrance, you accompanied us to go to Qianfu Temple together.” “小心姐姐到门口了,你陪我们一起去千佛寺。” „This is not good -----” Li Muyang hurries to reject. He has not thought how good to face Cui Xiaoxin. “这不行-----”李牧羊赶紧拒绝。他还没想好要怎么样面对崔小心。 „Does not need to be worried.” Li Sinian drags Li Muyang to walk toward outside. „You are not my brother, you are only my groom.” “不用担心。”李思念拖着李牧羊就往外面走去。“你又不是我哥哥,你只是我的马夫。” „------” “------” ( PS: Said today takes four chapters, is going all out. The fourth chapter will be later, I eat a thing first.) （PS:说了今天要四章,正在拼命中。第四章会晚一些,我先吃点东西。）