OEM :: Volume #2

#154: debauchee makes treaties of alliance

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Jun Zhantian and Jun Wuyi two people have not known, on Fatty Tang this matter is also only department of pediatrics forget it, all matters that not only then the root of this matter on Jun Moxie, in Capital City has for the recent several months, were exploded including Grand Preceptor Li duplicate merit Dantian, any State Master master visit, causing this past Gold Profound Jade Profound very rare Tianxiang City now Earth Profound many like the dog, Sky Profound everywhere to walk, Divine Profound defended in secret...... All strange situations that this waited, trace to the source, is all smiling on innocent little brat at present this. 君战天与君无意两个人还不知道,就唐胖子这事还只是小儿科罢了,不仅仅只有这件事的根源在君莫邪身上,最近几个月京城之中所发生的所有事情,包括李太师复功丹田被炸,什么国师宗师来访,导致这以往金玄玉玄都很少见的天香城现在地玄多如狗,天玄满地走,神玄暗中守……这等等等的所有怪异情况,究其根源,全在眼前这正笑得纯真无邪的小子身上。 „This matter stops, not to divulge to an outsider!” Grandpa Jun after all is experienced and careful: „Tang Wanli that Old Thing estimate now already half-crazy, green the eye wanted to find the person unluckily...... This matter you are rotten in the belly, so long as Tang Yuan that Fatty did not say, when you do not have this matter.” “此事到此为止,决计不可外传！”君老爷子毕竟是老谋深算:“唐万里那老货估计现在已经半疯了,绿了眼睛想要找人晦气……此事你就烂在肚子里吧,只要唐源那胖子不说,你就当没有这回事。” Here, Jun Zhantian sighed, said: „This matter, luckily is the Tang Wanli grandson, if changes individual grandson casually, must be killed by the Zhu Zhu Zhu bang to the dregs at the scene. Really invited a day of good fortune, Moxie, you made that this matter, was really dangerous, if were known, let alone vermilion Court Eunuch gave up definitely, even if Tang Old codger not necessarily is also willing to calculate.” 说到这里,君战天叹了口气,道:“此事,幸亏是唐万里的孙子,若是随便换个人的孙子,恐怕当场就要被朱逐珠轰杀至渣了。真是邀天之幸啊,莫邪,你们弄得这件事,可是真险啊,万一被人知道了,别说朱老太监决计善罢甘休,就算唐老头子也未必肯算完。” „Was this says? Is the could it be Tang Wanli grandson special? This time matter I and Fatty put in order, although is atypical, actually is also only the junior deliberately creates trouble, is insufficient to be so serious, could it be has the secret facts.” Jun Moxie some are not really clear, although vermilion Court Eunuch is Sky Profound Expert, and status in palace is extraordinary, actually should be also insufficient so. “这是怎么说的？难道唐万里的孙子特殊？这次的事我和胖子整得虽然不地道,却也只是小辈胡闹,不至于这么严重吧,难道这其中另有隐情。”君莫邪真的有些不明白,那朱老太监虽然是天玄高人,且于宫中的地位非凡,却应也不至于如此吧。 „That Zhu Zhu Zhu is not only common Court Eunuch, Moxie, I know that you recently progressed, but later handled affairs actually must the family/home be more discrete, drove ten thousand years of ship carefully!” Grandpa Jun sincere say/way. “那朱逐珠又岂止是一个寻常太监,莫邪,我知道你近来长进了许多,但之后行事却仍要更家谨慎,小心驶得万年船！”君老爷子语重心长的道。 „Grandpa, Moxie also knows that vermilion Court Eunuch is Sky Profound expert, but he is always Court Eunuch, you will not always tell me him are Great General!” Young Master Jun disdains saying that Great Assassin Jun looks down upon these to be willing the autonomy body from the bone, enters the palace for the generation of slave! “爷爷,莫邪也知那朱老太监乃是一天玄高手,但他始终是一太监,您总不会告诉我他原本是个大将军吧！”君大少不屑道君大杀手从骨子里看不起那些甘愿自残身体,入宫为奴之辈！ „Moxie, this is your is not seriously right, your there knows that Zhu Zhu Zhu in the past far more than was General, he in my Emperor Tianxiang[ ***] the status, only under the old man and Dugu old, only had 32 people with it to compare at most! The good fortune makes the person......” a Grandfather heartfelt feeling! “莫邪,这当真是你的不对了,你那里知道,那朱逐珠当年何止是个将军,他于我天香帝[***]中之地位,只仅在老夫与独孤老儿之下,余者至多只有32人可以与之比拟！只是造化弄人……”老爷子一阵由衷的感慨！ „? could it be......” this time Jun Wuyi inserted said: „Father, you said that vermilion Court Eunuch, could it be was he unexpectedly in the past with Zhu Conglong vermilion Great General that you and Dugu Zhongheng Grandfather shared the honor? But handed down him not dead in battle?” “啊？难道……”这时君无意插言道:“爹,您说那朱老太监,难道他竟是当年与您和独孤纵横老爷子齐名的朱从龙朱大将军？可是相传他不是战死了吗？” Grandpa Jun shakes the head: „In the secret, besides now Your Majesty, old man and Tang Wanli few several people, then again unmanned knows, in the past now Your Majesty or crown prince time, makes the armed forces go to battle with Zhu Conglong for route army, the old man is the right route army, Dugu Zhongheng is the left route army, that time Tianxiang, but also is only one slightly has the small country of embryonic form, that fights, the route army bends down carelessly, we rescue without enough time, several completely are annihilated. The crown prince together with two General, is Tang Wanli and Zhu Conglong, is captured together \; The enemies are determined to humiliate the crown prince, disintegrates our morale of troops, at that time Zhu Conglong described Yingwei, pretends to be the crown prince, was detained Carrion Gorge.” 君老爷子摇摇头:“个中秘密,除了当今陛下、老夫及唐万里寥寥数人之外,便再无人知晓,当年当今陛下还是太子的时候,与朱从龙引军出征为中路军,老夫为右路军,独孤纵横为左路军,那时候的天香,还只是一个略具雏形的小国家而已,那一战下来,中路军不慎中伏,我们来不及救援,几尽全军覆没。太子连同两位将军,就是唐万里和朱从龙,一同被俘\;敌军决意要折辱太子,瓦解我方军心,当时朱从龙形容英伟,冒充太子,被关押进了腐尸涧。” „Carrion Gorge?” Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie look one, in the heart understand clearly. Only thinks from this name, can be imagined there is anything is at! “腐尸涧？”君无意与君莫邪对望一眼,心中了然。光从这名字上想,就可想而知那里是什么所在！ „Old man starry night rushes to rescue several hundred miles, wants to rescue the crown prince, with enemy dying war \; Finally the moment, they lift the Zhu Conglong threat in me, that time Zhu Conglong, whole body already dishonest kind shape. In Carrion Gorge completely spread poisonous insect snake mouse, but he goes in received the heavy injury, was sealed Profound Qi......, Whole body by the wound that myriad poisonous insects bite, more than more than thousand \; Even crotch, is one piece in confusion...... Pitiful Great General,......” the Grandpa Jun disconsolate sighed in light of this. “老夫星夜驰援数百里,欲救出太子,与敌军死战\;最后关头,他们抬出朱从龙威胁于我,那时候的朱从龙,全身上下已然不诚仁形。腐尸涧中满布毒虫蛇鼠,而他进去的时候已经受了不轻的伤势,更被封了玄气……,全身上下被万千毒虫咬的伤口,不下千余\;甚至就连胯下,也是一片狼藉……可怜一位大将军,就此……”君老爷子怅怅叹了一口气。 So that's how it is! No wonder such expert can be Court Eunuch! No wonder he unexpectedly has the so serious cleanliness/mysophobia...... Jun Moxie understood finally, no wonder vermilion Court Eunuch so is favored in the palace, if not for originally he, initially withstood all these, should be present Emperor Your Majesty, before the regret, spoke to insult this respectable General rashly...... This is Great Assassin Jun another lovable place, has mistake admitting mistakes, has made a mistake certainly pretty good, naturally, but is admitting mistakes at heart, mouth dead duck mouth absolute hard! 原来如此！怪不得这样的高手会是个太监！怪不得他居然有如此严重的洁癖……君莫邪终于明白了,怪不得朱老太监在宫中如此受宠,原来若不是他,当初承受这一切的,就应该是现在的皇帝陛下了,不由后悔之前贸然出言侮辱了这位可敬的将军……这便是君大杀手的另一可爱之处,有错认错,错了绝不赖,当然,只是在心里认错,嘴还是死鸭子嘴绝对的硬！ „War counter-attacks by us finally certainly, wins total victories, but Zhu Conglong is actually completely discouraged, furthermore the even/including injures in spite of one's illness, described withered, no longer in the past described, disheartened, if died, did not have the courage of going on living again, for several days, rejected the medical service, did not drink does not eat, wholeheartedly on step the road of Yellow Spring \; At that time Tang Wanli with him in the same place, said, my life is you rescues, if you did not live, I did not live. Therefore the accompaniment fasts, has 3 rd day, Zhu Conglong is aloof, suffocated. Tang Wanli before him, holds the blade autonomy, meat one piece by piece shears, said that if you so, I in your front, shear myself a white bone rack, avoid saw you to predecease I uncomfortably......” “大战最终以我方绝地反扑,大获全胜,但朱从龙却是万念俱灰,更兼连伤带病,形容枯槁,不复往昔之形容,心灰若死,再也没有了活下去的勇气,接连几天,拒绝医疗,不饮不食,一心步上黄泉之路\;当时唐万里跟他在一起,说,我的命是你救的,如果你不活了,我也不活了。于是陪同绝食,起初三天,朱从龙无动于衷,已经奄奄一息。唐万里就在他面前,执刀自残,将自己身上的肉一片片的割下来,言道,你若还是如此,那我就在你的面前,把自己割成一副白骨架子,省得见你先死了我更难受……” Jun Wuyi and Jun Moxie look one, in the heart completely is with amazement. Thought back on then frigid atmosphere, cannot help but the soul palpitated, remembers in the past cloud Tian esteemed friendships between several old people, was the one's heart rushes toward one's destination. 君无意与君莫邪对望一眼,心中尽是骇然。遥想当时的惨烈气氛,不由得灵魂悸动,想起当年几位老人之间的云天高义,更是心驰神往。 „Has sheared the 33 blades until Tang Wanli, truncated the 33 flesh and blood, Zhu Conglong has cried suddenly loudly, since then started to eat and drink, but Tang Wanli but actually actually, the injury also wanted more serious than various Zhu Conglong.” “直到唐万里割了自己33刀,削下了自己33块血肉,朱从龙突然放声大哭,从此开始吃喝,而唐万里却倒了下去,伤势比诸朱从龙还要严重许多。” Jun Zhantian sighed: „War ended, the crown prince ascends the throne for the emperor, Tang Wanli nobility status, but Zhu Conglong firm was not sealed, enters the palace voluntarily, changes name to Zhu Zhu Zhu, guards the Your Majesty security. Until the present. In Israeli troops were many giving life for one's country Zhu Conglong Great General, but in palace were also many Zhu Zhu Zhu Chief Manager!” 君战天叹息一声:“战事结束,太子登基为帝,唐万里封爵,而朱从龙坚不受封,自愿入宫,改名朱逐珠,卫护陛下安全。直至如今。所以军中就多了一位为国捐躯的朱从龙大将军,而宫中亦多了位朱逐珠大总管！” „When to the present, the Zhu Family younger generation does not know, Zhu Zhu Zhu is Zhu Conglong, is really the appearance change...... Too big......” “时至如今,朱家后人也不知道,朱逐珠就是朱从龙,实在是容貌变化的……太大了……” As this top secret said, in room silent. The blood and iron friendship between senior heroes, after many years, said from the Grandpa Jun mouth slowly, still absorbing person heart and soul so! 随着这段秘辛说完,室中静默了下来。前辈英雄之间的铁血情谊,时隔多年,从君老爷子口中缓缓说出,仍是这般的摄人心魄！ No wonder Grandfather said that perhaps if not for the Tang Wanli grandson, already were rumbled to kill to the dregs. So that's how it is! No wonder. 怪不得老爷子说,若不是唐万里的孙子,恐怕早就被轰杀至渣。原来如此！怪不得啊。 Grandfather just spoke of here, has the servant incoming telegram: Tang Family Residence all women's corps lifted severely wounded dying barely alive Tang Yuan to arrive at the Jun Family entrance, was seeking an interview Lord Jun...... The Grandpa Jun scalp explodes: Is the could it be grandson exposed? Others walked in! 老爷子刚刚说到这里,就有下人来报:唐府所有娘子军抬着重伤垂死半死不活的唐源已经到了君家大门口,正求见君老大人……君老爷子头皮一炸:难道孙子东窗事发？人家找上门来了！ In the disturbed mood to come out, knows, originally Tang Yuan had been expelled the main house gate, but paternal grandmother mother aunt little mother aunts did not feel relieved, under the people discussed that under Fatty Tang requested, the consistent decision temporarily resided Jun Family...... Does the female family members also to be afraid Grandpa Jun not to be willing to receive Fatty, after all the Fatty unfilial reputation in that pendulum, by the Grandpa Jun manner, the rejection in the reason, unexpectedly Grandfather directly very much generously has been also nodding assent, along fed in the Jun Moxie yard to settle Fatty and his maidservant, in the heart had the shame was facing the thanking profusely smalltalk of Tang Family numerous position women's corps several, slipped away hurriedly. cough cough, this is because grandson's stupid idea does such...... „Third Young Master...... You put in order that you may kill me.” Tang Yuan saw did not have the person, put on a long face to lie on the bed, raising the head speech of diligently. His almost by piercing that a Zhu Zhu Zhu palm spanks, it is estimated that within the recent several months, this goods can only lie. 怀着忐忑的心情出来,才知道,原来唐源已经被逐出家门,但奶奶妈妈婶婶小娘七大姑八大姨的不放心,所以在众人商量下,在唐胖子自己要求之下,一致决定暂住到君家来……一干女眷本来还害怕君老爷子不肯接收胖子,毕竟胖子不肖的名声在那摆着,以君老爷子的为人,拒绝也是在情理之中地,不意老爷子直接很慷慨的点头同意了,将胖子和他的随身侍女送进了君莫邪的小院安顿下来,心中有愧的面对着唐家众位娘子军的千恩万谢客套了几句,急忙溜之大吉。咳咳,这是因为自己孙子的馊主意才搞成这样的啊……“三少……你这是整得那一出啊,你可害死我了。”唐源见身边没了人,哭丧着脸趴在床上,努力的抬起头来说话。他屁股几乎被朱逐珠一掌打的洞穿,估计在最近几个月之内,这货只能趴着了。 „Your you, you added that urges the air/Qi, my fuck! that urges the air/Qi, simply is......” in Tang Yuan the air/Qi is very full, the clenching jaws appearance is fierce: „That simply is the laxative! Damn, enters Imperial Palace I to sense that does not suit, is restraining reluctantly, made my chrysanthemum to afterward that old Court Eunuch with the wooden club, fuck! Elder Brother I cannot control again, my his mother, has spurted......” “你你你,你还说那是催气的,我草！那是催气,根本就是……”唐源中气很足,咬牙切齿面目狰狞:“那根本就是泻药吧！他妈的,一进皇宫我就觉出不对劲了,勉强克制着,到后来那老太监用木棍弄我菊花,草！哥哥我再也控制不住,我他妈就,就,喷了……” „Let alone!” A wish vomit of Jun Moxie face, wants to spit blood: „How can be the laxative? Does the medicine that I match possibly match wrong? How can like this!” “别说了！”君莫邪一脸的想要呕吐,想要吐血:“怎么会是泻药？我自己配的药怎么可能配错？怎么会这样呢！” „Father according to eats in the morning a lot of went to Imperial Palace that you said that before seeing vermilion Court Eunuch ate up that grain of medicine, Aiya has fed, gave the vigor really......, Then on......” Tang Yuan supporting head diligently, accused Jun Moxie. Denouncing of weeping with loud noise. “老子早晨按照你说的吃了一肚子去皇宫,临见朱老太监之前吃下了那粒药,哎呀喂,真给劲……,接着就……”唐源努力的支起头,指控君莫邪。声泪俱下的声讨。 „What?!” Jun Moxie knows where finally the issue leaves, „in the morning did you eat meal? The clearness that yesterday I did not mean, thousand urged ten thousand injunctions, did not tell you not to let have the breakfast? Do you also eat? Little eats one to die you?! That is urged the air/Qi the medicine, compared with the laxative laxative, in the belly has the thing, is also good?” “啥？！”君莫邪总算知道问题出在什么地方,“早上你吃饭了？昨天我不是说的明明白白,千叮咛万嘱咐,不是告诉你不让吃早饭的吗？你咋还吃？少吃一顿能死啊你？！那本来就是催气的药,比泻药更泻药,肚子里一有东西,还有好？” „?!” Tang Yuan one dull, after his reminder, has thought immediately, suddenly beats the breast and stamps the feet: „Originally was I makes counter-......” “啊？！”唐源一呆,经他这么一提醒,立即想了起来,顿时捶胸顿足:“原来是我弄反了……” „Good, then was also then your wish, the most primitive goal has been achieved, wasn't hit? As for this?” Jun Moxie despises very much: „Designed you also to suffer according to me, but is insufficient such pitifully and that's the end, now you have drawn others face mouth...... Vomited......” Jun Moxie to retch one: „Has not killed you are good.” “行了吧,这下也算是遂了你的心愿,最原始的目的还是达到了,不就是被打了一下吗？至于这样吗？”君莫邪很鄙视:“按照我原本的设计你也应该挨一下的,不过不至于这么凄惨就是了,如今你可是拉了人家一脸一身一嘴……呕……”君莫邪干呕了一声:“没把你打死已经算是不错了。” „It is not, at that time had not scared to death me, you do not know that old Court Eunuch Sky Profound expert, a sky-blue light sword, with the air/Qi governing sword, easily my clothes exhausted faint light, actually has not injured to a body unexpectedly, at that time I had not borne, the heart said that definitely was does not have, finally became like this, but this old Court Eunuch should hand/surbordinate be forgiving at that time, heard that was because with some of my Grandpa friendship, has changed others, it is estimated that already died!” “可不是,当时没把我吓死,你可不知道,那老太监居然还是天玄高手,一手天蓝色光剑,以气御剑,轻易地把我的衣服剥个精光,却没伤到一点皮肉,当时我没忍住,心道完了,肯定是没好了,结果就成这样了,不过这老太监当时应该还是手下留情了,听说是因为跟我爷爷有些交情,换了别人,估计早就没命了！” Fatty Tang was saying was saying unexpectedly was somewhat self-satisfied on, more mindless say/way: „Grandpa spoke finally, expelled the main house gate the father, luckily the father early was prepared, the pin money that these years accumulated although does not calculate that specially many, absolutely were not few, this was called to be forearmed.” Suddenly said anxiously: „Words that Third Young Master, you must gamble, but cannot steal with my, at this time does not compare toward saying, brothers on this family property.” 唐胖子说着说着居然有些得意上了,更没心没肺的道:“爷爷总算是发话了,把老子逐出家门了,幸亏老子早有准备,这些年来攒下的私房钱虽然不算特别的多,却也绝对不算少,这叫做有备无患。”突然紧张道:“三少,你要赌钱的话,可不许偷拿我的,今时不比往曰,兄弟就这点家底了。” Jun Moxie is stunned, was this that with that what indeed this goods expelled the main house gate not to respond to oneself? 君莫邪愕然,这都那跟那啊,敢情这货对自己被逐出家门根本没什么反应？ Fatty Tang winks: „Third Young Master, you, everybody person on one's own side, you are not do not know, Elder Brother I was expelled three, as for such astonishment? Must set an example to look to the bystander......” 唐胖子挤挤眼:“三少,你咋了,大家自己人,你也不是不知道,哥哥我被逐出三回了,至于这么惊讶吗？总得做点样子给外人看啊……” Jun Moxie dumbfounded visits him, finally the nape of the neck could not support the head, the head falls by the movement of freely falling body on the tea table has also shot two! 君莫邪目瞪口呆的看着他,终于脖颈支撑不住头颅,脑袋以自由落体的动作摔在了茶几上还弹了两下！ ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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