OEM :: Volume #2

#155: Difficult Yin-Yang Escape


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Your one, is the Young Master vomiting looks like! Lifetime vomiting looks like!” The Jun Moxie difficult say|way, bellows suddenly: Fatty Tang, father jin said that the Sir principle of righteousness gave shelter to you, if your little brat cannot make commercial Empire to father, the father all pulled out to select the heavenly light the fat oil of your whole body! Remembers father today's words!” “你们一家,都是本公子的呕像!一生的呕像!”君莫邪艰难的道,突然大吼一声:“唐胖子,老子今曰大人大义地收留了你,你小子若是不能给老子打出一个商业帝国,老子就把你全身的肥油全都抽出来点了天灯!记住老子今天的话!” Father inborn does this.” Tang Yuan diligently lifts the fat neck, is very very proud say|way: First told me your plan that looked this Young Master does have the place that can improve, then directs to you, then looks that this Young Master brings skills into full play, how to receive your bosom the world money completely!” “老子天生就是干这个的。”唐源努力的抬起肥脖子,很是非常骄傲的道:“先把你的打算跟我说说,看本少爷有没有能加以改进的地方,然后给你指点指点,再看着本少爷大展拳脚,如何将天下金银全部收到你的怀里!” Is your my bosom!” Jun Moxie corrected one: You must be responsible for making money to me, must be responsible for giving me to spend! Otherwise, made money to have the fart to use? If cannot use, even if pile mountain of gold does not have the ghost to use!” “是你我的怀里!”君莫邪纠正了一句:“你既要给我负责赚钱,也还要负责给我花钱!否则,赚了钱有屁用?若是不能用到正地,就算堆个金山也没鬼用!” Was saying takes out several papers from the bosom, I did not have the free time to tell you that this was the plan that I wrote, you had a look, I was not the too clear these matters, you said are an expert, must many to some opinions, later we did this.” Was saying a racket in some Tang Yuan injured key place, in Fatty Tang kills in the pig pitiful yell sound and imprecations, leisurely however walked. 说着从怀中取出几张纸,“我才没工夫跟你说,这是我写的计划,你看看,我也不是太明白这些事,你自称是专家,要多给些意见,以后咱就干这个了。”说着在唐源某受伤的关键部位上一拍,在唐胖子杀猪般的惨叫声和咒骂声中,施施然的走了出去。 Tang Yuan does not spare a glance mumbled: father did has bought and sold for a lifetime, your also wrote the commercial program to look to me? Comedy! When I sleep first revise and attend class to you again.” The eye shuts, fills Jun Moxie that several papers conveniently under the pillow, heavy goes off. 唐源不屑一顾的嘟囔道:“老子做了一辈子买卖,就你丫的还写个商业计划给我看?真他妈的搞笑之极!待我先睡一觉再给你修改、上课。”眼睛一闭,随手将君莫邪那几张纸塞在枕头下面,沉沉睡去。 Jun Moxie does not dislike Fatty, but is Young Master Jun is very busy, is specially busy, very suitable busy, over the two days, he walks to sleep, which strange Yin Yang Es­cape is studying to be able anytime and anywhere stealth, this simply is a maintaining life symbol. So long as practiced this skill, who can also how me? Even if Supreme Divine Profound under entire day besieges in me completely, I pinched Secret Art, stealth, em, your this group of silly birds, being able to see me also to kill? 君莫邪并不是不待见胖子,而是君大公子真的很忙,特别忙,非常相当的忙,这两天里,他无论是走路睡觉,都在研究着哪个古怪的阴阳遁法能随时随地隐身,这简直就是一个保命符啊。只要练成了这个本事,谁还能奈何得了我?就算是全天下的至尊神玄全部围攻于我,我一捏法诀,隐身了,恩,你们这帮傻鸟,看不见我还怎么杀? Therefore Jun Moxie diligently, put out the biggest enthusiasm to come cultivation this Yin-Yang Escape. In order to experience this Secret Art, Jun Moxie many times can within one day all Inner Qi in body use the clean 50 times over, over 50 times being reminded of dear ones who have left and essence completely that anything...... Although there is a Hongjun Pagoda force supply, but Jun Moxie still somewhat fell short of demand: Is studying thoroughly every time, but this Yin Yang Es­cape starts to need Spiritual Force each time is actually very big, often cannot exercise twice, Spiritual Force of Jun Moxie laborious savings the brook drop has not saved. Therefore the Hongjun Pagoda crazy output, makes up, then Jun Moxie practices again, then finds time, makes up again...... Starting once again. 所以君莫邪孜孜不倦,拿出了最大的热情来修炼阴阳遁。为了体验这法诀,君莫邪最多的时候能够一天之内将身体内的所有气机用得干干净净超过50次,超过50次的人去楼空、精尽那啥……虽说有鸿钧塔强力供应,但君莫邪仍是有些供不应求:每时每刻都在研习,而这阴阳遁法每次发动所需要灵力却又是非常之大的,往往演习不到两次,君莫邪辛辛苦苦积蓄的灵力就已经涓滴不存。于是鸿钧塔再疯狂的输出,补足,然后君莫邪再练,然后再抽空,再补足……周而复始。 However this process again and again also gave Young Master Jun to bring the good surname circulation, directly caused the Jun Moxie skill to pull out a stair in the two days unexpectedly. 不过这个周而复始的过程也给君大少带来了良姓循环,直接导致了君莫邪的功力在这两天里居然生生的拔了一个台阶。 But the Young Master Jun fault is: Does not have the famous teacher to direct, can only depend on itself to try to find out. This is equal to drawing conclusions from incomplete information, little experiment, suffered loss. 君大少的坏处是:没有名师指点,只能靠自己摸索。这等于瞎子摸象,一点点的实验,吃足了苦头。 Truly those who make Jun Moxie depressed is, practices to practice mentally and physically exhausted, what was almost not aware of fatigue continually is soul also tired, as if absolutely did not have the effect. If must say that what effect has, somewhat has bited off the Little Loli Ke'er entire whole person, this is the only effect...... Ke'er, can you see me?” 真正让君莫邪郁闷的是,练来练去练得身心俱疲,几乎连不知疲倦为何物的灵魂也累了起来,却似乎是完全没有效果。如果一定要说有什么效果,就是将小萝莉可儿整的整个人有些神经兮兮了,这已经是唯一的效果了……“可儿,你能看见我吗?” Can see, Young Master, your what meaning? To a Ke'er lecture of joke?” Ke'er is opening round big eye, tilts the head, inexplicable, therefore visits him. “能看见,少爷,您什么意思?给可儿讲笑话吗?”可儿睁着圆圆的大眼睛,歪着头,莫名所以的看着他。 „......” Jun Moxie dodges to return to the study room. “哦……”君莫邪闪回书房。 „...... Young Master, has borrowed, why can you keep off on my road?” Ke'er begins supinely. “……少爷,借过一下,您干什么要挡在我的路上?”可儿仰起头。 ...... „...... Young Master, do not buy my clothes.” ……“……少爷,您别扯我的衣服啊。” ...... Young Master, you gave to mess up others hair......” ……“少爷,您把人家的头发都给弄乱了……” ...... Young Master, why do you want to paste the wall with the face? Is uncomfortable!” ……“少爷,你为什么要用脸贴着墙?是不是不舒服啊!” ...... Therefore Jun Moxie finished resentfully has put on the wall test. ……于是君莫邪悻悻的结束了穿墙测试。 Young Master, you are very strange today......” 少爷,您今天很怪哦……” Young lady, Young Master, your this posture is quite ugly......” “格格,少爷,你这个姿势好难看啊……” .................. „! Few...... Little few...... Masters, your in the end in...... In...... Does............ Do not hit toward tree on the head, if the headache, I went to ask the doctor......” little loli to be afraid ................................................ fuck to you thoroughly „!” Jun Moxie grasped crazily, this broken thing did in the end this practice to practice? Damn doesn't this tease father to play?!” Has experimented several hundred times, Great Assassin Jun speechless sat in the courtyard under the big tree. In order to practice this Escape Technique, Young Master Jun has paid the deeply grieved price, on most minimum forehead red, that is to put on the wall the result...... In the top of the head the lumps, just like the Shakyamuni Buddha heads \; This is escapes technique in the experiment...... Jumps high, then puts one's foot down, that brushes falls head over heels, thump, Venus braves randomly...... The clothes feel terribly hot, body also burn blister, this is the cultivation Fire Escape Technique only achievement...... As for Wind Escape Technique...... cough cough, Young Master Jun has not known temporarily that as for core Yin-Yang Escape...... damn, could it be wants me to practice to the hell in?” ………………“啊!少……少少……爷,你到底在……在在……干什么啊……呜……你不要把头往树上撞,要是头疼,我去给您请大夫……”小萝莉彻底的害怕了…………………………………………“我艹!”君莫邪抓狂了,“这破玩意到底该咋练才能练成?他妈的这不是涮着老子玩呢吗?!”试验过几百次,君大杀手无语的一屁股坐在了院子里大树下。为了练习这遁术,君大少付出了惨痛的代价,最起码额头上红红的,那是想要穿墙的结果……头顶上疙疙瘩瘩,犹如释迦牟尼佛头\;这是在试验遁地术……高高跃起,然后头下脚上,刷的一个倒栽葱,咚的一声,金星乱冒……衣服火烧火燎的,身上还起了燎泡,这是修炼遁火术的唯一成果……至于风遁术……咳咳,暂时君大少还不知道,至于核心的阴阳遁……“他妈的,难道要我到地狱里练吗?” Practices again, I could pass through...... Jun Moxie to look the body that once more very much aggrieved one are scarred, lowered the head fiercely, the dishevelled hair inserted in oneself pants crotch, rolled an egg get lost on the ground...... Ke'er scared! “再练下去,我可能就要再次穿越了……”君莫邪很是哀怨的看着自己伤痕累累的身上,猛地低下头,乱蓬蓬的头发插进了自己裤裆里,骨碌一个蛋滚在了地上……可儿吓坏了! After Grandpa Jun since passes to the son Jun Wuyi the Patriarch authority, frequent is not at home, but Third Master Jun since learned Appearance Changing Technique, could not see the person's shadow directly, little loli but, has to invite Guan Qinghan. Taking an oath class tears finally invited Guan Qinghan. 君老爷子自从将家主的职权传给儿子君无意之后,经常的不在家,而君三爷自从学会了易容术,更是直接就见不到人影了,小萝莉无奈之下,只好去请管清寒。赌咒发誓流眼泪的终于把管清寒请了过来。 Guan Qinghan comes time, was seeing that Young Master Jun inserts in the pants crotch, the whole person curved becomes a sphere, get lost on the ground...... What most should is not, also some in rags...... That big hole that for example on the buttocks burns, is very snow white dazzling, although the skin truly very much smoothly said that bah, what do oneself ponder over...... you to do?” Some Guan Qinghan astonishment, are cold face to see this husband's younger brother: Maltreats itself to be very amusing?” Does not know really this fellow in understand what insane, what was evil, takes a look at this, compared with beggar also action art! 管清寒过来的时候,正看到君大少把头插在裤裆里,整个人弯成一个球形,在地上滚来滚去……最不应该的是,还有些衣不蔽体……比如说屁股上烧的那个大洞,就很是雪白耀眼,虽然皮肤确实很光滑的说,呸,自己琢磨什么呢……“你在干什么?”管清寒有些惊讶,冷着脸看着这位小叔子:“虐待自己很好玩吗?”真不知道这家伙又是在发了哪门子疯,中了哪门子邪了,瞧瞧这样子,比乞丐还行为艺术! Jun Moxie is quite vacant gaining ground, in the mouth mumbles, as if demented, in two eyes full is bloodshot, gazed at a Guan Qinghan meeting, simply likely is anything has not actually seen general, suddenly holds to ponder, at once „” jumps, Bang hit on the tree, falling of seven meat eight elements came back, lying down of being sprawled looked at the day in ground two, in the eyes actually full was the color of thinking...... Guan Qinghan aerobic and funny, reprimanded: Has not stood to me! Your this appearance, highly improper?! Really in vain you are the Jun Family third generation only posterity!” 君莫邪似是颇为茫然的抬起头,口中念念有词,状如癫狂,两只眼睛中满是血丝,注视了管清寒一会,却简直像是什么都没有看见一般,突然又抱着头沉思起来,旋即“哇哈”一声跳起来,砰地一声撞在了树上,七荤八素的摔回来,四仰八叉的躺在地上两眼望天,眼中却满是思索之色……管清寒又好气又好笑,斥道:“还不给我站起来!你这个样子,成何体统?!真枉你是君家第三代的唯一后人!” But Jun Moxie with heart and soul entire brain immersed in now to the study of Yin-Yang Escape during, he one is wholly-absorbed, is the heart not gets off one's main subject, uttered fine words that some are the side myriad things all not in his in the eyes heart, said coarse is a muscle, sneaked in the insignificant problem, regardless of hits the south wall not to turn head, even if hits badly beaten, will only continue to hit again. Where could hear Guan Qinghan to say what? Even now does not know own beautiful sister-in-law Guan Qinghan arrived at itself at present! 君莫邪现在全心全脑已经沉浸在了对阴阳遁的钻研之中,他一专心起来,便是心无旁骛,说得好听些就是身旁万物皆不在其眼中心中,说得难听些就是一根筋,钻进了牛角尖,无论撞不撞南墙都是不回头的,就算撞得头破血流,也只会继续再撞。哪里听得到管清寒在说什么?甚至现在都不知道自己美丽的嫂子管清寒已经到了自己眼前! This is his rigid place, might as well be is his success handles any matter, centralism all spirit/mind all intelligence and abilities, whole-heartedly, achieve well! 这正是他执着之处,也未尝不是是他成功之处做什么事情,都集中所有精神所有聪明才智,全力以赴,作到最好! Sees only him to frown to rack one's brains a meeting, suddenly rises with a spring, the head puts one's foot down, straight dropped...... pēng! Jun Moxie to twitch several, two turned white, said with a smile silly: I must hurry to practice skill/effort, good the peeping pretty sister-in-law to take a bath......” then body, has fainted. 只见他皱着眉头苦思一会,突然又是一跃而起,头下脚上,直挺挺的落下……“砰!君莫邪抽搐了几下,两眼一阵翻白,傻笑道:“我要赶紧练好功夫,好去偷看漂亮嫂子洗澡……”然后身子一挺,晕了过去。 How god knows these words slide to export! Perhaps is Jun Moxie, does not clarify, why oneself will say these words in the muddleheaded situation...... My god, God, as well as the God, this called any matter! 天知道这句话是怎么溜出口来的!恐怕就算是君莫邪自己,也是弄不清楚,自己为什么会在稀里糊涂的情况下说出了这句话……我的神啊,上帝,以及老天爷,这叫什么事! In front of pretty sister-in-law, said that must peep she to take a bath...... Guan Qinghan was mad tender body to tremble immediately, the elegant face is pallid! 当着漂亮嫂子的面,说出要去偷看她洗澡……管清寒即时被气得娇躯发抖,俏脸煞白! Young lady of the house, few...... Masters now intelligence...... Blurry, he spoke the nonsense, do not take seriously, Young Master... He... Recently the progress were many.” The Ke'er bulge blushed, beckoning with the hand of embarrassed, explanation of stuttering. “少奶奶,少……爷现在神智……迷糊了,他说胡话呢,您别当真,少爷…他…最近长进很多了。”可儿胀红了脸,窘迫的摆着手,结结巴巴的解释。 In case in Guan Qinghan torches, coldly snorted said: „Does Ke'er, link you also to help this thing do evil now?” Rushes without demur directly, Bang, heavily has kicked a foot, thinks that has not vented spleen, must start again. 管清寒目中如遇喷火,冷哼道:“可儿,现在连你也帮这混帐东西作恶吗?”二话不说径直冲上去,“砰”地一声,重重踢了一脚,想想还不解气,就要再下手。 Actually sees Jun Moxie Aiya one, straight has stood from the ground, on the face expression is surprise, rejoiced, is at a loss, the complexion transformed instantaneously several times, appears strange incomparable. 却见君莫邪哎呀一声,直挺挺的从地上站了起来,脸上神色又是惊喜,又是庆幸,又是迷惘,脸色瞬间转换了好几次,显得怪异无比。 Guan Qinghan did not say a word, in the eyes with tears \; A moment ago Jun Moxie those words, for her, it can be said that enormous shame! Opens the hand to hit to the Jun Moxie face. 管清寒一言不发,眼中含泪\;刚才君莫邪那句话,对她来说,可以说是极大的羞辱!张手就向君莫邪脸上打去。 Jun Moxie first one raises, withdraws one step, has evaded this palm, astonished tunnel: Sister-in-law, do you want to do well?” Depending on his intuition, a moment ago that absolutely was not the ordinary day duel pain flat own degree, must suffer, it is estimated that the tooth can fall half! 君莫邪头一扬,退后一步,躲过了这一掌,惊异地道:“大嫂,好好地,你这是要干什么?”凭他的直觉,就刚才那一下,绝对不是平曰切磋痛扁自己的程度,要真挨一下,估计自己牙齿能掉一半! You understand! Your this thing!” Guan Qinghan shouted angrily, elegant face cold frost, pressed on step by step. “你心里明白!你这个混帐东西!”管清寒怒喝,俏脸寒霜,步步紧逼。 Jun Moxie fortifies at every step, dodges calmly: I have not remembered that has offended sister-in-law, why does the sister-in-law say now so?” 君莫邪步步为营,从容闪躲:“我没记得得罪过大嫂,为什么大嫂今曰如此?” How do you also want to offend?” Guan Qinghan sees this scoundrel husband's younger brother so shameless to build the word to quibble, coldly snorted, saw the fists and feet how him, suddenly clang, pulled out the waist long sword, sword light dodged in the sky, that brushed, punctured toward the Jun Moxie shoulder. “你还想怎么得罪?”管清寒见这混帐小叔子如此无耻的砌词狡辩,冷哼一声,见拳脚奈何不了他,突然“锵”的一声,抽出了腰间长剑,剑光当空一闪,刷的一下,向着君莫邪肩膀刺来。 Jun Moxie had a scare, this does, unexpectedly used the knife? Is confused, evading of tumbling. He has overdrawn in within the body Profound Arts more than hundred times today, early mentally and physically exhausted, at this moment in a moment ago, suddenly comprehended anything, Spiritual Qi that supplements with great difficulty also once again consumes, at this moment to Guan Qinghan, is equal to being abused, especially was unable to hit back, naturally is in hundred adds the jin (0.5 kg)! 君莫邪吓了一跳,这是怎么搞的,居然动刀子了?一头雾水,连滚带爬的躲过。他今天已经透支了体内玄功不下百次,早已经身心俱疲,此刻又在刚才,突然领悟到了一些什么,好不容易补充的灵气也再度消耗一空,此刻对上管清寒,直是等于受虐,尤其还不能还手,自然更是百上加斤! Did not read well, makes a prompt decision, hurried to turn around to run, detaining Guan Qinghan that the Ke'er jumping belt jumped continually, Guan Qinghan that but can prevent to be burning with anger depending on her fine powder magical skill there? Fatty Tang hears the outside sound, lies shouted on the bed: Murder......” 一念不好,当机立断,赶紧转身就跑,可儿连蹦带跳的拦阻管清寒,可是凭她的微末道行那里能够阻止怒火中烧的管清寒唐胖子听见外边声音,躺在床上大喊:“杀人啦……” suddenly is in great confusion. 顿时乱成一团。 At this moment, gatekeeper guards coming that slides slightly runs: Young Master, Young Madame, Steward Jiangnan manages the Sir to have the person visit with two Young Master.” 就在这时,门房守卫一溜小跑的过来:“少爷,少夫人,江南管家管大人与两位公子带人来访。” Guan Qinghan „”, the long sword lets go to fall to the ground. 管清寒“啊”的一声,长剑脱手落地。 Jun Moxie is crooked the nose to mumble: How I did not have, how did the maternal home person visit?” 君莫邪歪着鼻子嘟囔:“我还没怎么着呢,怎么娘家人已经上门来了?” ( to be continued ) (未完待续)
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